Curb Your Enthusiasm 7x3

1. AT YOU AND YELLING AT YOU?

2. - YEAH. YOU WERE CHEATING ON HER?

3. - AS SHE WAS DRIVING AWAY. YEAH. - DID SHE REALLY?

4. - OH GOD. - "FUCK YOU, LARRY."

5. HOW'S IT FEEL LIVING ALONE?

6. WELL, I'M NOT ALONE. I'VE STILL GOT LEON.

7. UMM, LISTEN.

8. A MILLION TIMES,

9. A "SEINFELD" REUNION.

10. AGAIN? DON'T THEY GIVE UP, THESE PEOPLE?

11. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

12. YOU KNOW, THOSE REUNION SHOWS, THEY'RE SO LAME, REALLY.

13. THEY NEVER WORK. 10 YEARS OLDER.

14. DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

15. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO. TO DO IT, EITHER.

16. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. I'M IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU

17. BUT HERE'S WHAT I NEED, OKAY?

18. SAY NO. THAT WAY I CAN ALWAYS SAY TO THEM,

19. "HE SAID NO. YOU HEARD IT FROM HIM."

20. - FINE. - THANK YOU. THEY'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.

21. TO OTHER THINGS. NONE OF THIS CRAP.

22. - HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - HI. OH, THE SAME.

23. - I'M SORRY. - REALLY NOT GOOD. HI, LAR.

24. - HEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I— YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED.

25. I'M ACHY— MY KNEES ACHE.

26. I FEEL WEAK. I'VE BEEN TO TWO DOCTORS—

27. EVERYBODY SAYS I'M FINE. IT'S IN MY HEAD,

28. WHICH IS BULLSHIT. AS YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY AND UP.

29. YOU ARE A PICTURE OF HAPPINESS.

30. A VERY GOOD DISPOSITION. - Jeff: SHE'S BUBBLY.

31. - WOULDN'T YOU SAY THAT? BUBBLY. - Larry: YEAH, I THINK SO.

32. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TIRED. IT'S JUST LIKE—

33. ANY TALL GRASS LATELY?

34. WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN TALL GRASS.

35. I WAS ON THE DUNES, WE WERE THERE.

36. FOR LYME DISEASE?

37. YOU THINK IT'S A TICK BITE OR SOMETHING?

38. IT COULD BE. I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO HAD SOMETHING, IT WASN'T DIAGNOSED

39. TO BE LYME DISEASE.

40. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? TAKE A BLOOD TEST.

41. WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING DOCTOR? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?

42. I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC, SO I'M AWARE OF THIS STUFF.

43. OH MY GOD.

44. - WHAT IS THIS? - Cheryl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

45. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

46. I'VE RUN INTO YOU IN, WHAT, THREE WEEKS?

47. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I HAD AN AUDITION.

48. - REALLY? - YEAH, I'M ACTING AGAIN.

49. - WOW. HOW'D YOU DO? - I DID OKAY.

50. - YEAH. - I DON'T THINK I GOT IT. I DON'T KNOW.

51. HOW DO YOU KNOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

52. A "SEINFELD" REUNION,

53. - BUT IT'S— - REALLY?

54. YEAH, BUT I'M NOT— I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

55. - I'M JUST GOING— - NO, THAT'S PERFECT. PEOPLE LOVE REUNION SHOWS.

56. BACK TOGETHER?

57. SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW, YEARS LATER, AND HOW THEY LOOK?

58. - SO YOU'D BE RUNNING— RUNNING IT. - YEAH, I'D BE WRITING IT.

59. - YEAH, WHAT I USED TO DO. YEAH.

60. MY GOD. YOU HAVE TO WRITE A PART FOR ME.

61. - OH HO, YOU'VE GOT IT. - OKAY. I'M NOT KIDDING.

62. - YEAH. - I'M NOT KIDDING.

63. - YOU'RE NOT KIDDING. OKAY, FINE. - NO, I'M NOT.

64. - WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON? - OH, I'M JUST— I'M DOING PILATES,

65. I'M LEARNING JAPANESE AND I'M INTO THE LAKERS.

66. - NOW YOU'RE INTO BASKETBALL?

67. - AFTER I LEAVE? - BUT NOW I'VE GOT SOME

68. AND WE'RE GOING ON THURSDAY NIGHT,

69. - GOING TO THE GAME. - REALLY? I WAS

70. THAT GAME. I WAS GONNA BUY SCALPER'S TICKETS.

71. - OH. - MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO YOU.

72. - I'M SURE YOU WILL. WHY WOULDN'T YOU? - WHY WOULDN'T I? YEAH.

73. - I SHOULD RUN. - OKAY.

74. - BUT IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

75. - REALLY. BYE. - BYE.

76. - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? - SHE'S— SHE'S ACTING AGAIN. SHE HAD AN AUDITION.

77. OH. GOOD FOR HER.

78. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS BULLSHIT OVER WITH. - OKAY.

79. LARRY, I'M GOING TO

80. IS "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET A 'SEINFELD' REUNION?"

81. - MM-HMM. - HUH?

82. - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. - HUH?

83. WELL, THE WINDOW IS AND IT'S KIND OF PERFECT.

84. - Jeff: WELL, LISTENING TO YOU... - MM-HMM.

85. - ... HAS ME EXCITED. - WELL, IT'S BECAUSE I'M EXCITED!

86. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? HOUR, HALF HOUR?

87. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

88. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? DO YOU WANT TO DO AN HOUR?

89. TO DO A HALF HOUR? WE DON'T CARE.

90. IT'S THE FINEST COMMODITY NBC HAS PUT OUT...

91. YOU DID IN THAT TAKE.

92. REALLY? 'CAUSE I CAN IF YOU WANT ME TO.

93. - I CAN— - NO, DON'T CHANGE A THING. IT'S PERFECT.

94. AND AS FAR AS THE REST OF YOU GO,

95. I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF LITTLE THINGS.

96. - UH, MICHAEL? - YEAH.

97. I LOVED THE ENTRANCE. THAT SLIDE? IT'S WORKING.

98. WELL, IT'S MAKING ME A BIT DIZZY,

99. BUT I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, LARRY.

100. JULIA, THE BUSINESS

101. COME ON, HOW FUNNY IS THAT?

102. HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA AND IT COMPLETELY WORKS.

103. THE GLASSES? YOU'RE KILLING ME.

104. I CAN'T DO IT AS GOOD AS YOU, BUT I'M GONNA KEEP TRYING.

105. YEAH, AND THAT NEW LINE— THE KUMQUAT AND THE QUAIL?

106. - YOU'RE AMAZING. - YEAH, AMAZING.

107. - Jerry and Julia: AMAZING. - YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY UNBELIEVABLE, LARRY.

108. - I'LL— I'LL DO IT. - WHAT?

109. - I'LL DO IT. - YOU'LL DO IT?

110. - Execs: THAT IS AMAZING. - REALLY?

111. - THAT'S FANTASTIC. - WOW.

112. - YOU'RE GONNA DO IT? - I'M GONNA DO IT.

113. FOR GEORGE TOO.

114. - HE'S ALREADY WRITING. - IN THE 11 YEARS SINCE THE SHOW'S BEEN OFF THE AIR,

115. HE'S GOTTEN MARRIED, DIVORCED

116. AND NOW HE'S GONNA TRY TO GET HIS WIFE BACK.

117. - FUNNY. - OKAY.

118. I KNOW IT'S NOT A GREAT IDEA, BUT I CAN WORK ON IT.

119. - NO, I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. - I LOVE THIS.

120. - WHAT ABOUT JERRY? - I'LL TALK TO JERRY AND I'LL TALK TO THE CAST.

121. - GREAT. GREAT. - GREAT.

122. - Man: AWESOME. - WE NEED TO CELEBRATE.

123. - WE DO, YES. - YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?

124. - OF COURSE. - DO I LIKE BASKETBALL? YEAH, OF COURSE.

125. - HE LOVES BASKETBALL. TO A LAKER'S GAME?

126. TO GO THURSDAY NIGHT.

127. - YEAH, WE WERE GONNA GET SCALPER'S TICKETS. - NO NEED. NO NEED.

128. - WE WILL HOOK YOU UP. YES, I WILL HOOK YOU UP. - NO KIDDING?

129. - WOW. - DON'T YOU EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT.

130. YOU SHOULD'VE A LONG TIME AGO.

131. THANKS.

132. - THIS IS EXCITING. - OKAY.

133. GOTTA CALL JERRY.

134. - OH! - MAYBE I'LL DO THAT IN THE CAR.

135. WHO YOU'VE GOT TO CALL?

136. CHERYL, TO TELL HER THAT SHE'S GONNA BE

137. IN A "SEINFELD" REUNION SHOW.

138. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT.

139. WE'RE SITTING UP THERE, YOU SAY, "I'LL DO IT,"

140. AND I'M GOING "REALLY? YOU'LL DO IT?"

141. AND LITERALLY, IT HIT ME OF THAT MEETING.

142. IT'S LIKE "OH!

143. TO GET YOUR EX-WIFE BACK."

144. IF YOU ASK ME.

145. WELL, I MEAN,

146. I'M GONNA— I'LL BE WITH HER EVERY DAY ON THE SET,

147. DIRECTING HER, WORKING WITH HER.

148. - SHE'LL SEE ME IN THIS WHOLE NEW LIGHT. - AS A WORKING MAN.

149. GOING FOR THE MEETING. - I KNOW.

150. THIS IS GREAT. AND I'M A HERO NOW WITH NBC.

151. SO I'M ALL FOR IT. I'M GONNA BACK YOU ON THIS THE WHOLE WAY.

152. PRETTY BRILLIANT.

153. GOOD AFTERNOON.

154. I'VE GOT THIS REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR GEORGE.

155. HE'S GOTTEN MARRIED, DIVORCED

156. AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO GET HIS EX-WIFE BACK.

157. COULD BE FUNNY. - YEAH, THAT'S NOT BAD.

158. BUT ANYWAY, THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF IDEAS.

159. SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

160. I MEAN, I REMEMBER

161. YOU SAY, "ISN'T IT PATHETIC?"

162. - I SAID PATHETIC? - DESPERATE, PATHETIC.

163. - DESPERATE?

164. WE'D SEE THEM DO REUNION SHOWS,

165. AND YOU'D MAKE THAT FACE—

166. YOU KNOW, THAT VERY JUDGMENTAL FACE OF YOURS...

167. - I DID? - ... WHERE YOU SEE PEOPLE

168. YOUR AESTHETIC STANDARDS.

169. AND DOWNGRADE THEM FOR IT.

170. THAT'S YOUR STYLE.

171. AND DOWNGRADING? - YES.

172. WHAT'S NOT QUITE

173. ABOUT THESE SHOWS.

174. - I HAVEN'T SHIFTED. - NO, YOU'VE SHIFTED.

175. - NO, THERE'S NO SHIFT. - THERE'S A SHIFT.

176. - NO SHIFT. - I'M BEING SOLD SOMETHING HERE

177. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I GET THAT FUNNY FEELING,

178. LIKE WHEN YOU'RE

179. AND THE GUY IS THAT DEAL ON THE CAR.

180. IT— IT'S JUST WEIRD

181. ALWAYS HATED.

182. I DON'T KNOW. IT'D JUST BE FUN TO GET TOGETHER.

183. GET TOGETHER?

184. YOU'RE NOT A GET-TOGETHER GUY.

185. YOU DON'T LIKE TO GET TOGETHER. YOU HATE TO GET TOGETHER.

186. WE COULD HAVE A DINNER. WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE DINNER?

187. EVERYBODY WANTS IT.

188. THEM OF THIS? IT'S CRAZY.

189. I KNOW, BUT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE GOING BACK

190. "HEY, MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT WORK NOW,

191. 10 YEARS LATER."

192. THAT YOU CAN THINK OF?

193. AND NATALIE WOOD. HOW ABOUT THAT?

194. AND THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER.

195. OFF THE BOAT AND DIED.

196. - SO HOW DID THAT WORK OUT? - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

197. AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

198. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING ON THE BOAT.

199. WHY ISN'T IT LAME?

200. WHY ISN'T— ISN'T IT LAME?

201. BECAUSE WE'LL DO IT IN A WAY THAT WON'T BE LAME.

202. - WE WILL. - YEAH. I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

203. TO THE OTHERS. - ALL RIGHT.

204. IF I GET THE OTHERS, WILL YOU GO ALONG WITH IT?

205. I WOULD, YEAH.

206. - REALLY? - I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

207. - I TRUST YOU. - I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY.

208. GEORGE WOULD HAVE AN EX-WIFE?

209. - YEAH. - YOU KNOW WHO'D BE GREAT FOR THAT IS MEG RYAN.

210. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

211. - YES, MEG RYAN. - MEG RYAN?

212. - I— THE OTHER NIGHT.

213. SHE GOT UP AND TALKED, SHE LOOKS GREAT.

214. - SHE'S FUNNY. SHE'S GREAT. - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK WE'D RATHER GO WITH AN UNKNOWN.

215. YOU KNOW WHAT? CARE OF ITSELF.

216. - YEAH. IT WILL. - WE'LL, YOU KNOW—

217. - IT WILL. LET'S DO IT. - FANTASTIC.

218. - ALL RIGHT. OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.

219. - I'M GONNA TALK TO THE OTHERS. - THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

220. OKAY.

221. THE EX-WIFE WHO LEFT HIM...

222. - YES. - ... AND HE WANTS TO GET HER BACK.

223. NO ONE'S GONNA BUY IT. THE CHARACTER IS UNLOVABLE.

224. HE IS A— YOU KNOW, HE'S A JERKY, SCHMUCKY LITTLE CHARACTER.

225. ALL RIGHT? HE'S JUST A BUFFOON.

226. HE'S SO UNAPPEALING

227. - THAT'S SUSTAINED AT ALL— - ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,

228. WHY IS HE UNAPPEALING? PEOPLE LOVED THE CHARACTER.

229. BECAUSE HE'S SELFISH, HE'S STUPID, HE LIES...

230. - YEAH, BUT PEOPLE— HE'S NOT STUPID. - ... HE'S ABRASIVE, HE'S INEPT.

231. - HE'S FUNNY. EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS FUNNY. - YEAH, IT'S FUNNY.

232. - OKAY, SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY— - IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE EVERYBODY LAUGHS AT HIM,

233. 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SCHMUCKS LIKE THAT.

234. HERE'S THE UPSIDE TO IT, REALLY—

235. FOR THE FINALE. THAT'S FOR SURE.

236. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? "MAKE UP FOR THE FIN"--

237. THERE'S NOTHING TO MAKE UP FOR.

238. "SEINFELD" ON A GOOD NOTE.

239. IT COULD BE A "WE KNOW. WE KNOW. WE'RE SORRY."

240. ON THAT LEVEL I LIKE IT.

241. AND, CREATIVELY, IT MAKES ME— MY JUICES ARE GOING.

242. - MY JUICE IS GOING. - WAIT. WHAT—

243. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS RESTAURANT?

244. - OH, THE PHOTOS? - YEAH.

245. BOY, THOSE ARE DISTRACTING, HUH?

246. - BUT ANYWAY, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

247. DOWN FOR THIS?

248. I MEAN, HAVE YOU TALKED TO JULIA ABOUT THIS?

249. WITH HER TODAY... - YEAH?

250. BUT SHE SAID SHE HAD TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

251. AND SHE KINDA BLEW ME OFF, SO I DON'T KNOW.

252. BUT I'M GONNA MEET WITH HER TOMORROW. JERRY'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT.

253. - AND MICHAEL— YES? - I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM YET,

254. BUT I'M GONNA MEET WITH EVERYBODY.

255. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S DO IT.

256. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S DO IT. I'M EXCITED.

257. - GREAT. - THIS IS GONNA WORK.

258. - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

259. FOR GEORGE'S EX-WIFE,

260. YOU KNOW, LIKE A JENNIFER TILLY, LIKE A KRISTIN CHENOWETH.

261. YOU DON'T NEED TO CONCERN YOURSELF SO MUCH WITH WHO'S PLAYING GEORGE'S WIFE.

262. - IT'S NOT CONCERN. I'M EXCITED. - NEXT THING I KNOW,

263. YOU'RE GONNA BE— WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA BE WRITING WITH ME.

264. - YOU NEED SOME IDEAS? - NO, WE'RE GOOD.

265. - 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE A FEW THINGS... - YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

266. - ... THAT I PITCHED OVER THE YEARS YOU DIDN'T— - YEAH, WHATEVER.

267. - THEY WEREN'T THAT GREAT. - AND IT'S NICE.

268. - WE'LL GO OUT ON A GOOD NOTE THIS TIME. - WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

269. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

270. - AH YES, THANK YOU. - I HOPE EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.

271. - IT WAS FANTASTIC. - WE DON'T NEED TO GO OUT ON A GOOD NOTE.

272. - WE WENT OUT ON A GOOD NOTE. - AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

273. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE? LET'S COORDINATE THE TIP HERE.

274. - WHY? - WELL, WHEN WE SPLIT THE CHECK,

275. THE EXACT SAME BILL.

276. SO WHY DON'T WE LEAVE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?

277. WHAT, ARE WE FAVORED NATIONS ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR LUNCH?

278. NO, BUT WHAT IS LEAVE THE SAME AMOUNT?

279. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? WHAT'S YOUR INCLINATION?

280. - $12. - $12?

281. - YEAH. - GOOD. PUT DOWN $12.

282. - WRITE— WRITE $12 DOWN. - HOW MUCH ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE?

283. - MM-HMM. MMM. MMM. - WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE?

284. I'M ENCOURAGING YOU TO LEAVE $12.

285. I THINK IT'S A NUMBER. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE

286. IN WRITING $12 UNDER "GRATUITY" ON YOUR CHECK.

287. LEAVE $12?

288. WHAT I'M LEAVING?

289. I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN WHAT I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.

290. I'M WRITING A NUMBER.

291. NOW I'M FOLDING

292. AND I'M PUTTING LEATHER CHECK HOLDER.

293. WAITER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

294. - NO PROBLEM. THANK YOU. - YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

295. YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME WHAT YOU LEFT? IS THAT IT?

296. ABOUT OUR SHOW.

297. YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN TIP COORDINATION, IS THAT IT?

298. LET'S STAY IN TOUCH ABOUT THE GIRL. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

299. I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF IDEAS. I'LL EMAIL YOU.

300. THIS IS EXCITING, LARRY.

301. FUNNY IDEAS FOR ELAINE.

302. - OH, REALLY? LIKE WHAT? - YEAH.

303. TO GIVE HER DOLL A HAIRCUT.

304. - MM-HMM. THE HAIRCUT,

305. IT DOESN'T GROW BACK AND SHE FREAKS OUT.

306. - YEAH, ELAINE AROUND A KID. MOTHER YELLING AT HER.

307. - SO THAT COULD BE FUNNY. - UH-HUH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

308. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, LARRY, I'VE NEVER SEEN

309. - THAT WAS NOT TACKY. - YEAH, I—

310. I MEAN, EVERY TIME REUNION SHOWS,

311. THEY'RE DOING IT FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

312. - REALLY? - HEY, IS JERRY INTO IT?

313. COMPLETELY INTO IT. HE'S CHOMPING AT THE BIT.

314. - REALLY? OR CHAMPING?

315. IT'S CHOMP— CHAMPING? WHAT IS CHAMPING?

316. IT'S SPELLED "CHAMPING" BUT PRONOUNCED "CHOMPING."

317. NO, IT'S SPELLED "CHOMPING" AND IT'S PRONOUNCED "CHOMPING."

318. - NOT SO SURE. - I'M SO SURE.

319. - REALLY? HMM. - YEAH. CHOMP.

320. WELL, REGARDLESS, JASON— INTO IT,

321. - WANTS TO DO IT. - OH MY GOD.

322. - I— - COME ON, LET'S DO IT.

323. OKAY, WELL, MAYBE— ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

324. - I'M INTO IT. - FANTASTIC.

325. I'VE GOT TO GO GET THIS. BE RIGHT BACK.

326. - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK? - NO THANKS, I'M GOOD.

327. - ARE YOU SURE? OKAY. - YEAH.

328. - HEY! - HEY.

329. - HOW'S IT GOING? - IT'S GOOD.

330. THE OTHER DAY?

331. WHAT BIRTHDAY PARTY?

332. YOU KNOW, YOU WENT WITH YOUR MOTHER.

333. NO, I DIDN'T GO TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

334. - REALLY? - YEAH, REALLY.

335. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID.

336. I DIDN'T GO TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

337. HUH.

338. INTERESTING.

339. I'VE GOT SOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS FOR KRAMER.

340. 'CAUSE I WAS LATE FOR A BALLGAME.

341. THAT HAPPENED TO ME. I'VE SPOKEN TO JASON, HE WANTS TO DO IT.

342. JERRY WILL DO IT. I JUST TALKED TO JULIA,

343. SHE'S IN. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

344. HUH? DO YOU LIKE THAT IDEA?

345. - HUH? - YEAH. MMM.

346. - GOOD IDEA, RIGHT? - OH, YEAH.

347. I MEAN, AM I CRAZY? TELL ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

348. - HMM? - YEAH.

349. - AM I CRAZY? - HMM?

350. AM I CRAZY? DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?

351. I DON'T KNOW.

352. OKAY, I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT.

353. I'M GLAD YOU THINK I'M CRAZY. THAT MEANS IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

354. IT'S A CRAZY IDEA, THEN IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

355. IF YOU SAID, "NO, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY,"

356. THEN I'D THINK IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

357. I'M TALKING ABOUT? - YEAH.

358. - HUH? YOU GET THAT, RIGHT? - DEFINITELY. SURE.

359. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? - YEAH. WHAT?

360. - LET'S DO IT. - DO IT?

361. COME ON, LET'S DO IT.

362. - LET'S DO IT. - WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE?

363. 2:12.

364. I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT TO PICK UP BETH.

365. OH, OKAY. I'VE GOT THE CHECK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

366. - YOU CAN GET THIS? JUST A TEA. - OF COURSE. YEAH, COME ON.

367. - YOU HAD A TEA. COME ON. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

368. - THIS IS EXCITING. ARE YOU EXCITED? - YEAH.

369. - HUH? IT'S EXCITING. - YEAH YEAH. IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU.

370. - IT'S EXCITING, RIGHT? - I'VE GOTTA GO. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

371. - GREAT TO SEE YOU. I'M EXCITED. - ALL RIGHT.

372. OVER HERE, SIR? - DOING GOOD.

373. - GOOD GOOD. - DOING GOOD.

374. - ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU? - NO. I HAVE A QUESTION I WANT TO ASK YOU.

375. - OKAY. SITTING HERE YESTERDAY?

376. - YEAH.

377. I WAS WITH LEFT YOU?

378. OH. WE DON'T DO THAT.

379. - YOU DON'T DO WHAT? - WE DON'T SHARE

380. WITH CUSTOMERS. - HUH, "SHARE INFORMATION"?

381. HONESTLY, WHO GIVES A CRAP?

382. I WAS IN HERE. I WAS WITH A GUY.

383. I'M JUST CURIOUS. WHAT DID HE LEAVE?

384. HEALTHY TIP.

385. A HEALTHY TIP? - YEAH.

386. WAS HIS HEALTHIER?

387. - I— I— - LET ME ASK YOU

388. - WAS IT OVER $12? HUH?

389. IT WAS OVER $12.

390. WITH MY MANAGER.

391. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

392. IF IT WAS OVER $12.

393. GO AHEAD, JUST SCRATCH IT. WAS IT OVER $12?

394. - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

395. LET ME ASK YOU WAS IT OVER $15?

396. ON YOUR TIE UP HERE. WAS IT OVER $15?

397. REAL UNCOMFORTABLE.

398. - NOBODY'S EVEN... - TO ANYTHING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

399. WAS IT OVER $15? TUG ON YOUR TIE.

400. - OH MY F— OH FUCK! - SIR?

401. I CAN GET YOU?

402. NO, DON'T GO YET. ONE SECOND. I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION TO ASK YOU.

403. GIVE YOU A $20 TIP?

404. - WHAT IF IT WAS MORE? HE GIVE YOU?

405. - HUH? WAS IT OVER $30? - DO YOU WANT THE CHECK?

406. YEAH, IF IT'S OVER $30, OVER THAT POT.

407. - OKAY, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR MEAL... - YEAH, THANK YOU.

408. AND COME BACK SOON.

409. - Larry: HEY! - Jeff: HI, HOW ARE YOU?

410. GOOD. GUESS WHAT.

411. - WHAT? - I'VE GOT SOME NEWS. THEY'RE ALL IN.

412. - REALLY? - WE'RE DOING THE REUNION SHOW.

413. - FANTASTIC, MAN! - IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE?

414. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WHO'D HAVE THUNK? NOW CHECK THIS OUT.

415. SUSIE HAS LYME DISEASE.

416. - WHO SAVED HER LIFE? WHO SAVED HER LIFE? - CAN YOU— I SAVED HER LIFE.

417. - YOU SAVED HER LIFE. - DR. DAVID.

418. - DR. DAVID. PAGING DR. DAVID. - YOU KNOW, SHE WENT TO—

419. - CALLING DR. DAVID. DID SHE GO TO?

420. I MEAN, THAT'S KIND OF SCARY.

421. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - ALL RIGHT.

422. CHERYL! HEY, CHERYL!

423. HEY.

424. OH, I'LL— I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS INSIDE.

425. - HI. - HEY.

426. - THIS IS CRAZY. - YEAH.

427. - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. - GOOD. GOOD.

428. ABOUT A "SEINFELD" REUNION?

429. - YEAH. - WE'RE DOING THE SHOW.

430. - YOU'RE KIDDING. - NO.

431. AND YOU...

432. GEORGE'S EX-WIFE.

433. - I AM? - DO YOU WANT TO?

434. - OH MY GOD! - HUH?

435. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - I SWEAR TO GOD.

436. - CAN YOU ACT? HUH? - YES.

437. - YOU CAN? ARE YOU SURE? - I CAN. I AM VERY GOOD.

438. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA EMBARRASS ME, ARE YOU? - NO.

439. - I MEAN, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO JERRY.

440. - I'M SURE HE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH IT. - OH MY GOD, LARRY.

441. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

442. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME.

443. - THANK YOU. - WOW.

444. OH MY GOD, WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME.

445. - REALLY? - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO.

446. - YEAH, I'VE JUST GOT TO TALK TO JERRY. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

447. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

448. I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

449. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON HER FACE.

450. - I COULDN'T GET OVER IT. - Man: HERE ARE YOUR TICKETS, SIR.

451. THANK YOU.

452. WE'LL GO SEE A FANTASTIC GAME, HUH?

453. - IT'S ALL WORKING OUT. - YEAH.

454. WHERE ARE THESE?

455. And the home team, your Los Angeles—

456. - Larry: 319. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

457. LOOK AT THIS. THIS HAS TO BE A MISTAKE.

458. HE COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN US SEATS UP HERE.

459. - THIS IS A JOKE. JUST A JOKE. - OH MY GOD.

460. THIS GUY GAVE US?

461. LOOK AT THIS. YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.

462. - Announcer: #5... - UNBELIEVABLE.

463. THIS IS CRAZY. WE COULD'VE STAYED HOME

464. - AND WATCHED IT ON TV. THE TREADMILL,

465. AND GOTTEN THE SAME EFFECT.

466. WHY? WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? DID HE DO IT ON PURPOSE?

467. - I DON'T KNOW. THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?

468. - YEAH, I GUESS. - I'M NOT USED TO GIVING PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

469. I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF TO DO IT.

470. COURTSIDE SEATS.

471. FOR A SECOND?

472. - YEAH, SURE. - SIR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

473. OH, HE DOES HAVE COURTSIDE SEATS.

474. HE'S SITTING IN THEM— HE AND DAVID SPADE.

475. - WHAT? - HE'S SITTING NEXT TO DAVID SPADE.

476. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

477. I'M GONNA CALL HIM.

478. FUCKING ASSHOLE.

479. - OH! - WHAT?

480. HE SCREENED MY CALL.

481. HE SCREENED YOUR CALL? - I SAW HIM ON THE BINOCULARS.

482. HE SCREENED THE CALL. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT

483. WHEN I CALLED THEM. THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT.

484. SEE, IT TAUGHT ME A LESSON.

485. SAID "NO, DON'T."

486. DON'T. IT'S NOT FOR YOU." THAT'S NOT MY THING.

487. AND UTTER WASTE OF TIME.

488. - OH, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. - WHY'D WE EVEN STAY THE WHOLE TIME?

489. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW. - OH, SANDY GOODMAN.

490. LISTEN. JUST DON'T GO NUTS.

491. ALL RIGHT? SOMETHING, BUT DON'T—

492. - I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. - OKAY.

493. - HEY. - HEY, LARRY. I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT.

494. - YEAH. - DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME?

495. WELL...

496. TO GO FUCK HIMSELF?

497. YEAH, I DID. THE GUY SAID HE'S GONNA FIX ME UP WITH TICKETS.

498. IN THE RAFTERS, THE WORST SEATS.

499. - SO WHAT? SCREENING MY CALL!

500. THE HEAD OF THE NETWORK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

501. HE'S APOPLECTIC. APOPLECTIC, LARRY.

502. COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!

503. - YEAH. - Julia: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE IS UNACCEPTABLE?

504. TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

505. YOU CALL ME A LIAR?

506. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T REALLY GRILL HER.

507. I JUST ASKED A QUESTION.

508. AND I DIDN'T CALL YOU A LIAR.

509. IT WAS... INTERESTING.

510. INTERESTING, LARRY?

511. WELL, THE FACT THAT

512. TO THE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

513. WAS INTERESTING.

514. INTERESTING THAT,

515. IN FACT, I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS?

516. GRACE AND MARY.

517. TO THE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

518. - THAT'S INTERESTING.

519. IN FACT, FASCINATING—

520. INSIGNIFICANT INCIDENT,

521. I'M SURE, THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THIS MAN'S LIFE.

522. AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO COORDINATE THE TIP!

523. - Jason: WHY SHOULD I? - WHY SHOULD YOU?

524. TO COORDINATE THE TIP?

525. YOU GO OUT WITH A FRIEND, YOU TIP IN CONCERT!

526. WHY ARE WE IN CONCERT? THERE'S NO CONCERT!

527. - NO, TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, TWO DIFFERENT TIPS. - WE'RE NOT IN CONCERT!

528. - A TIP IS A SOLO, LARRY. - Larry: NO, IT'S NOT!

529. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. SOLO. - YOU TIP IN CONCERT!

530. - A TIP IS A SOLO. - WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?

531. HE'S GOT A BIG SECRET! WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?

532. YOU'RE DIGGING INTO KNOW WHAT MY TAXES ARE?

533. I PAID FOR MY HOUSE? - NO, I JUST THINK

534. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! THAT'S ALL!

535. THERE'S NO RIGHT AND WRONG TO IT.

536. IN FACT, YOU'RE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT!

537. - THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BIG ISSUE HERE, BY THE WAY. - Julia: THERE WE GO.

538. TO SANDY GOODMAN,

539. THERE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO BE A REUNION SHOW.

540. WHAT REUNION SHOW?

541. - DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM? - Larry: YES, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

542. THE OTHER DAY AT LUNCH.

543. - I DON'T REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THAT. - WHAT?

544. YOU TOLD ME POINT BLANK. YOU DISCUSSED IT. EVERYBODY'S—

545. - THIS IS NOT COOL. - I DID DISCUSS IT!

546. LOOK, A REUNION SHOW—

547. LET'S DO IT. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

548. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PRINCIPALS,

549. BUT THE PROJECT'S

550. DOESN'T WANT TO SIT IN THE LOGE.

551. I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE LOGE. THAT WAS WAY UP.

552. LARRY, YOU HAVE GOT TO SPEAK WITH SANDY.

553. CLEAN UP THAT MESS.

554. YOU'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE.

555. I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU ALONE WITH GOODMAN.

556. JERRY'S RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE.

557. FINE.

558. OH, WHAT, ARE YOU—

559. GO IN SINCERE? - BEGRUDGINGLY.

560. YOU CAN'T GIVE A BEGRUDGING APOLOGY.

561. YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE A SINCERE APOLOGY.

562. I'LL GO

563. BEGRUDGING AND SINCERE. HOW'S THAT?

564. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN? WHERE BETWEEN?

565. - I'LL STRADDLE THE LINE. - WHAT KIND OF LINE?

566. IT'S NOT COMPLETELY SINCERE AND IT'S NOT COMPLETELY BEGRUDGING.

567. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE

568. FUCK UP THE APOLOGY. THAT'S THE LINE.

569. IF I FUCK UP THE APOLOGY, THEN I'LL APOLOGIZE FOR THE BAD APOLOGY.

570. YOU CAN'T APOLOGIZE FOR AN APOLOGY!

571. YOU GET ONE SHOT, THAT'S IT.

572. HEY, WHAT ABOUT CHERYL?

573. - OKAY. - THERE YOU GO.

574. - ALL RIGHT. - I'M GONNA HATE MYSELF MORE THAN NORMALLY.

575. HEY, JEFF, DID YOU SEE MY CELL PHONE?

576. UH, NO, I DID NOT.

577. HI, LAR. OH, HERE IT IS.

578. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. I'VE GOTTA RUN.

579. DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP SAMMY, OKAY?

580. - I'M NOT GONNA FORGET. - Susie: ALL RIGHT.

581. - HEY. - WHAT?

582. NO "THANK YOU, LARRY,

583. FOR SAVING MY LIFE"?

584. SAVING MY LIFE? HOW'D YOU SAVE MY LIFE?

585. - YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE. - I DIAGNOSED YOUR ILLNESS.

586. ALL RIGHT. WELL, IT'S TREATED, AND I'M FEELING GREAT.

587. - GIVE IT UP, MAN. - GIVE WHAT UP?

588. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T SAY FOR SAVING THEIR LIFE?

589. - OH, LARRY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - I'M GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.

590. YOU SAVED MY LIFE. I'D BE DEAD WITHOUT YOU.

591. - YOU WOULD BE! - OH, BULLSHIT!

592. IF IT'S LEFT UNTREATED?

593. - WHAT? THE KIDNEYS, THE JOINTS,

594. - THE LUNGS, THE HEART— EVERYTHING! - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD BE

595. I'M FEELING BETTER, SHOULDN'T YOU?

596. IF SOMEBODY SAVED MY LIFE, I'D BE FUCKING KISSING—

597. YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE, ASSHOLE!

598. - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT?

599. NEXT TIME I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING, OKAY?

600. I'M GONNA KEEP AND LET YOU DIE!

601. - YOU WANT ME TO DIE? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

602. YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SPOT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

603. - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. - DON'T GET IT CHECKED OUT. IT'S NOT SKIN CANCER.

604. - OUT OUT OUT OUT! - DON'T CHECK THAT OUT,

605. YOU GOT THERE.

606. IN ANY WAY.

607. APOLOGIZING.

608. IT'S ABOUT AS SORRY AS I CAN GET.

609. WAS IT SORRY ENOUGH?

610. THAT'S IT?

611. - NO GOOD? - "NO GOOD"?

612. - TOO BEGRUDGING? - VERY BEGRUDGING.

613. FOR THE APOLOGY?

614. YOU KNOW WHAT?

615. ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.

616. AND I DON'T LIKE IT,

617. SO WE'RE DONE. THE REUNION SHOW IS OFF.

618. - YEAH. - GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

619. - I'LL BE FINE. - GOOD LUCK TO YOUR NETWORK,

620. - THANK YOU. - OKAY, I COULD NOT FIND YOUR ACID REFLUX PILLS,

621. AND ECHINACEA.

622. - THANK YOU. - I FOUND THE GINSENG.

623. - OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU SICK? - I HAVE A STIFF NECK.

624. I HAVE ACHES. I HAVE PAINS.

625. - I'M NOT WELL. ANY TALL GRASS RECENTLY?

626. OVER THE WEEKEND,

627. YES, WITH MY KID. WHY?

628. NO REASON.

629. LARRY, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

630. - AH. - NOW GO DO WHAT YOU DO.

631. - OKAY. - OKAY.

632. HEY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.

633. - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT.

634. FROM KRAMER'S ENTRANCE.

635. - YUP. - ALL RIGHT.

636. LARRY, I WANT YOU BACK.

637. LET'S GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE.

638. AH.

639. - Jerry: HELLO. HEY. - HEY. SO GUESS WHAT.

640. - WHAT? - SHOW'S BACK ON.

641. - Get out of here! - YEAH!

642. - UNBELIEVABLE. - I know!

643. - WHAT DID YOU DO?

644. - AND I STRAIGHTENED IT OUT. - And you apologized.

645. - No. - WELL, LISTEN. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

646. I'M DRIVING ALONG— I'M IN BEVERLY HILLS—

647. You'll never guess who I bump into.

648. - I GIVE UP. - MEG RYAN.

649. - Who? - MEG RYAN.

650. - Really? - AND I SAID, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY

651. FOR GEORGE'S EX-WIFE."

652. - And she's gonna do it! - WHAT?

653. - I'm gonna put her on. Hold on. - Meg: Larry!

654. ISN'T THIS GREAT! GEORGE'S EX-WIFE!

655. I CAN'T BEL— IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA.

656. ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS. HERE'S JERRY.

657. Show's back on! Meg ryan's in!

658. We are gold!