1. SO LORETTA WAS SWEARING
AT YOU AND YELLING AT YOU?
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2. - YEAH.
- AND SHE REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE CHEATING ON HER?
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3. AUNTIE RAE GAVE ME—
SHE GAVE ME THE FINGER
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4. - AS SHE WAS
DRIVING AWAY. YEAH.
- DID SHE REALLY?
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5. - OH GOD.
- "FUCK YOU, LARRY."
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6. HOW'S IT FEEL
LIVING ALONE?
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7. WELL, I'M NOT ALONE.
I'VE STILL GOT LEON.
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8. UMM, LISTEN.
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9. I KNOW I BROUGHT IT UP
A MILLION TIMES,
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10. BUT NBC IS STILL
HARPING ME ABOUT
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11. ABOUT DOING
A "SEINFELD" REUNION.
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12. AGAIN? DON'T THEY
GIVE UP, THESE PEOPLE?
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13. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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14. YOU KNOW,
THOSE REUNION SHOWS,
THEY'RE SO LAME, REALLY.
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15. THEY NEVER WORK.
THE ACTORS ARE
10 YEARS OLDER.
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16. IT JUST
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.
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17. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO.
AND JERRY WOULD NEVER WANT
TO DO IT, EITHER.
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18. ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
I'M IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU
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19. BUT HERE'S
WHAT I NEED, OKAY?
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20. COME WITH ME TO NBC—
LET ME SET UP A MEETING—
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21. SAY NO. THAT WAY
I CAN ALWAYS SAY TO THEM,
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22. "HE SAID NO.
YOU HEARD IT FROM HIM."
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23. - FINE.
- THANK YOU.
THEY'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.
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24. WE MOVE ON
TO OTHER THINGS.
NONE OF THIS CRAP.
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25. - HI, HONEY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HI. OH, THE SAME.
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26. - I'M SORRY.
- REALLY NOT GOOD.
HI, LAR.
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27. - HEY. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- I— YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED.
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28. I'M ACHY—
MY KNEES ACHE.
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29. I FEEL WEAK.
I'VE BEEN TO TWO DOCTORS—
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30. EVERYBODY SAYS I'M FINE.
IT'S IN MY HEAD,
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31. WHICH IS BULLSHIT.
AS YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS
HAPPY AND UP.
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32. YOU ARE
A PICTURE OF HAPPINESS.
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33. - SHE DOES HAVE
A VERY GOOD DISPOSITION.
- Jeff: SHE'S BUBBLY.
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34. - WOULDN'T YOU
SAY THAT? BUBBLY.
- Larry: YEAH, I THINK SO.
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35. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TIRED.
IT'S JUST LIKE—
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36. HAVE YOU BEEN IN
ANY TALL GRASS LATELY?
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37. WELL, YOU KNOW,
ON FIRE ISLAND
I WAS IN TALL GRASS.
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38. I WAS ON THE DUNES,
IN THE GRASS WHEN
WE WERE THERE.
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39. HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED
FOR LYME DISEASE?
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40. YOU THINK IT'S
A TICK BITE OR SOMETHING?
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41. IT COULD BE. I KNOW
SOMEBODY WHO HAD SOMETHING,
IT WASN'T DIAGNOSED
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42. AND THEN IT TURNED OUT
TO BE LYME DISEASE.
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43. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
TAKE A BLOOD TEST.
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44. WHAT ARE YOU,
A FUCKING DOCTOR?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?
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45. I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC,
SO I'M AWARE OF THIS STUFF.
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46. OH MY GOD.
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47. - WHAT IS THIS?
- Cheryl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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48. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME
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49. I'VE RUN INTO YOU IN,
WHAT, THREE WEEKS?
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50. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I HAD AN AUDITION.
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51. - REALLY?
- YEAH, I'M ACTING AGAIN.
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52. - WOW. HOW'D YOU DO?
- I DID OKAY.
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53. - YEAH.
- I DON'T THINK I GOT IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
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54. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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55. I HAVE A MEETING
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56. WITH JEFF AND NBC ABOUT
A "SEINFELD" REUNION,
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57. - BUT IT'S—
- REALLY?
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58. YEAH, BUT I'M NOT—
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
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59. - I'M JUST GOING—
- NO, THAT'S PERFECT.
PEOPLE LOVE REUNION SHOWS.
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60. HOW MUCH WOULD PEOPLE
LOVE TO SEE THAT CAST
BACK TOGETHER?
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61. SEE WHAT THEY'RE
DOING NOW, YEARS LATER,
AND HOW THEY LOOK?
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62. - SO YOU'D BE
RUNNING— RUNNING IT.
- YEAH, I'D BE WRITING IT.
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63. - YEAH, WHAT I
USED TO DO. YEAH.
- WRITING IT AND—
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64. MY GOD. YOU HAVE TO
WRITE A PART FOR ME.
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65. - OH HO, YOU'VE GOT IT.
- OKAY. I'M NOT KIDDING.
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66. - YEAH.
- I'M NOT KIDDING.
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67. - YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
OKAY, FINE.
- NO, I'M NOT.
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68. - WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
- OH, I'M JUST—
I'M DOING PILATES,
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69. I'M LEARNING JAPANESE
AND I'M INTO THE LAKERS.
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70. - I AM FINALLY APPRECIATING—
- NOW YOU'RE INTO BASKETBALL?
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71. - AFTER I LEAVE?
- BUT NOW I'VE GOT SOME
GIRLFRIENDS THAT ARE—
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72. THEY ARE INTO IT
AND WE'RE GOING
ON THURSDAY NIGHT,
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73. - GOING TO THE GAME.
- REALLY? I WAS
ACTUALLY THINKING
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74. ABOUT GOING TO
THAT GAME. I WAS GONNA
BUY SCALPER'S TICKETS.
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75. - OH.
- MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO YOU.
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76. - I'M SURE YOU WILL.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
- WHY WOULDN'T I? YEAH.
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77. - I SHOULD RUN.
- OKAY.
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78. - BUT IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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79. - REALLY. BYE.
- BYE.
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80. - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
- SHE'S— SHE'S ACTING AGAIN.
SHE HAD AN AUDITION.
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81. OH. GOOD FOR HER.
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82. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS BULLSHIT OVER WITH.
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83. LARRY, I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION
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AFFILIATE ASKS ME
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85. EVERY DAY OF MY JOB—
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86. IS "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO
GET A 'SEINFELD' REUNION?"
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87. - MM-HMM.
- HUH?
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88. - YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
- HUH?
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89. WELL, THE WINDOW IS
WIDE OPEN RIGHT NOW
AND IT'S KIND OF PERFECT.
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90. - Jeff: WELL,
LISTENING TO YOU...
- MM-HMM.
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91. - ... HAS ME EXCITED.
- WELL, IT'S BECAUSE
I'M EXCITED!
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92. - Jeff: I THINK THAT—
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93. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
HOUR, HALF HOUR?
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94. I AM THINKING
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
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95. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
DO YOU WANT TO DO AN HOUR?
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96. DO YOU WANT
TO DO A HALF HOUR?
WE DON'T CARE.
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97. IT'S THE FINEST COMMODITY
NBC HAS PUT OUT...
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98. I REALLY LIKE WHAT
YOU DID IN THAT TAKE.
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99. REALLY? 'CAUSE I CAN
TRY IT DIFFERENT WAY
IF YOU WANT ME TO.
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100. - I CAN—
- NO, DON'T CHANGE
A THING. IT'S PERFECT.
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101. AND AS FAR
AS THE REST OF YOU GO,
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102. I'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF LITTLE THINGS.
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103. - UH, MICHAEL?
- YEAH.
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104. I LOVED THE ENTRANCE.
THAT SLIDE? IT'S WORKING.
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105. WELL, IT'S MAKING ME
A BIT DIZZY,
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106. BUT I'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU, LARRY.
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107. JULIA, THE BUSINESS
WITH THE APPLE—
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108. COME ON,
HOW FUNNY IS THAT?
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109. HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA
AND IT COMPLETELY WORKS.
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110. THE GLASSES?
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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111. I CAN'T DO IT AS GOOD AS YOU,
BUT I'M GONNA KEEP TRYING.
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112. YEAH, AND THAT NEW LINE—
THE KUMQUAT AND THE QUAIL?
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113. - YOU'RE AMAZING.
- YEAH, AMAZING.
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114. - Jerry and Julia: AMAZING.
- YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY
UNBELIEVABLE, LARRY.
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115. WE ARE THINKING TO LEAVE
THE DOOR OPEN TO THE CREATIVE—
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116. - I'LL— I'LL DO IT.
- WHAT?
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117. - I'LL DO IT.
- YOU'LL DO IT?
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118. - Execs: THAT IS AMAZING.
- REALLY?
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119. - THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- WOW.
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120. - YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
- I'M GONNA DO IT.
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121. AND I HAVE
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
FOR GEORGE TOO.
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122. - HE'S ALREADY WRITING.
- IN THE 11 YEARS SINCE
THE SHOW'S BEEN OFF THE AIR,
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123. HE'S GOTTEN
MARRIED, DIVORCED
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124. AND NOW HE'S GONNA TRY
TO GET HIS WIFE BACK.
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125. - FUNNY.
- OKAY.
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126. I KNOW IT'S
NOT A GREAT IDEA,
BUT I CAN WORK ON IT.
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127. - NO, I THINK
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
- I LOVE THIS.
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128. - WHAT ABOUT JERRY?
- I'LL TALK TO JERRY
AND I'LL TALK TO THE CAST.
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129. - GREAT. GREAT.
- GREAT.
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130. - Man £2: AWESOME.
- WE NEED TO CELEBRATE.
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131. - WE DO, YES.
- YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
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132. - OF COURSE.
- DO I LIKE BASKETBALL?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
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133. - HE LOVES BASKETBALL.
- DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO A LAKER'S GAME?
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134. WE WERE GONNA TRY
TO GO THURSDAY NIGHT.
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135. - YEAH, WE WERE GONNA
GET SCALPER'S TICKETS.
- NO NEED. NO NEED.
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136. - WE WILL HOOK YOU UP.
YES, I WILL HOOK YOU UP.
- NO KIDDING?
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137. - WOW.
- DON'T YOU EVEN
WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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138. YOU SHOULD'VE
BROUGHT THIS IDEA UP
A LONG TIME AGO.
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139. - THANKS.
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140. - THIS IS EXCITING.
- OKAY.
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141. GOTTA CALL JERRY.
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142. - OH!
- MAYBE I'LL DO THAT
IN THE CAR.
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143. YOU KNOW
WHO YOU'VE GOT TO CALL?
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144. CHERYL, TO TELL HER
THAT SHE'S GONNA BE
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145. IN A "SEINFELD"
REUNION SHOW.
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146. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
YOU'RE SO FULL OF IT.
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147. WE'RE SITTING UP THERE,
YOU SAY I'LL DO IT
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148. AND I'M GOING
"REALLY? YOU'LL DO IT?"
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149. AND LITERALLY, IT HIT ME
THE SECOND WE WALKED OUT
OF THAT MEETING.
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150. IT'S LIKE "OH!
THIS IS YOUR PLAN
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151. TO GET
YOUR EX-WIFE BACK."
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152. PRETTY FUCKING BRILLIANT
IF YOU ASK ME.
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153. WELL, I MEAN,
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154. I'M GONNA—
I'LL BE WITH HER
EVERY DAY ON THE SET,
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155. DIRECTING HER,
WORKING WITH HER.
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156. - SHE'LL SEE ME
IN THIS WHOLE NEW LIGHT.
- AS A WORKING MAN.
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157. AND ALREADY SHE STARTED
LOOKING AT ME DIFFERENTLY
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158. - WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS
GOING FOR THE MEETING.
- I KNOW.
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159. THIS IS GREAT.
AND I'M A HERO
NOW WITH NBC.
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160. SO I'M ALL FOR IT.
I'M GONNA BACK YOU
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161. PRETTY BRILLIANT.
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163. I'VE GOT THIS REALLY GOOD
IDEA FOR GEORGE.
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164. HE'S GOTTEN
MARRIED, DIVORCED
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165. AND NOW HE'S TRYING
TO GET HIS EX-WIFE BACK.
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166. - I THINK THAT
COULD BE FUNNY.
- YEAH, THAT'S NOT BAD.
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167. BUT ANYWAY,
THERE'S NO SHORTAGE
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168. BUT WHY WOULD WE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
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169. I MEAN, I REMEMBER
YOU TALKING ABOUT—
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170. WHENEVER A SITCOM
DOES A REUNION EPISODE
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171. YOU SAY,
"ISN'T IT PATHETIC?"
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172. - I SAID PATHETIC?
- DESPERATE, PATHETIC.
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173. - DESPERATE?
- WHEN WE WOULD WATCH SHOWS—
OTHER SHOWS—
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174. WE'D SEE THEM DO
REUNION SHOWS,
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175. YOU WOULD LOOK
AND YOU'D MAKE THAT FACE—
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176. YOU KNOW, THAT VERY
JUDGMENTAL FACE OF YOURS...
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177. - I DID?
- ... WHERE YOU SEE PEOPLE
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178. WHO DO NOT HAVE
YOUR AESTHETIC STANDARDS.
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179. YOU CRITICIZE
AND DOWNGRADE THEM FOR IT.
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180. THAT'S YOUR STYLE.
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181. - CRITICIZING
AND DOWNGRADING?
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CLEAR TO ME
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183. IS HOW YOU SEEM
TO HAVE SHIFTED
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184. YOUR WHOLE ATTITUDE
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185. - I HAVEN'T SHIFTED.
- NO, YOU'VE SHIFTED.
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186. - NO, THERE'S NO SHIFT.
- THERE'S A SHIFT.
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187. - NO SHIFT.
- I'M BEING SOLD SOMETHING HERE
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188. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I GET THAT FUNNY FEELING,
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189. LIKE WHEN YOU'RE
IN A CAR SHOWROOM
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190. AND THE GUY IS
JUST TRYING TO CLOSE
THAT DEAL ON THE CAR.
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191. IT— IT'S JUST WEIRD
TO ME THAT YOU SUDDENLY
LIKE AN IDEA
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192. THAT YOU ALWAYS
ALWAYS HATED.
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193. I DON'T KNOW.
IT'D JUST BE FUN
TO GET TOGETHER.
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194. GET TOGETHER?
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195. YOU'RE NOT
A GET-TOGETHER GUY.
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196. YOU DON'T LIKE
TO GET TOGETHER.
YOU HATE TO GET TOGETHER.
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197. WE COULD HAVE A DINNER.
WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE
A NICE DINNER?
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198. I JUST THINK THAT
EVERYBODY WANTS IT.
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199. WHY ARE WE DEPRIVING
THEM OF THIS? IT'S CRAZY.
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200. I KNOW, BUT IT'S
LIKE YOU'RE GOING BACK
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201. AND SAYING
"HEY, MAYBE I CAN
MAKE IT WORK NOW,
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202. 10 YEARS LATER."
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203. DOES THAT EVER WORK
IN ANY RELATIONSHIP
THAT YOU CAN THINK OF?
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204. ROBERT WAGNER
AND NATALIE WOOD.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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205. THEY GOT DIVORCED
AND THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER.
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206. AND THEN SHE SLIPPED
OFF THE BOAT AND DIED.
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207. - SO HOW DID THAT WORK OUT?
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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208. AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?
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209. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE WAS DOING ON THE BOAT.
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210. JUST TELL ME—
WHY ISN'T IT LAME?
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211. WHY ISN'T—
ISN'T IT LAME?
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212. BECAUSE WE'LL
DO IT IN A WAY
THAT WON'T BE LAME.
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213. - WE WILL.
- YEAH. I CAN'T
ARGUE WITH THAT.
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214. - LET ME TALK
TO THE OTHERS.
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WILL YOU GO ALONG WITH IT?
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I WOULD, YEAH.
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217. - REALLY?
- I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.
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218. - I TRUST YOU.
- I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY.
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219. AND WHAT ABOUT THAT STORY
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT— HOW
GEORGE WOULD HAVE AN EX-WIFE?
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220. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHO'D BE GREAT
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221. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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222. - YES, MEG RYAN.
- MEG RYAN?
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223. - I—
- I SAW HER IN THIS THING
THE OTHER NIGHT.
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224. SHE GOT UP AND TALKED,
SHE LOOKS GREAT.
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225. - SHE'S FUNNY. SHE'S GREAT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I THINK WE'D
RATHER GO WITH AN UNKNOWN.
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226. YOU KNOW WHAT?
CASTING WILL TAKE
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227. - YEAH. IT WILL.
- WE'LL, YOU KNOW—
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228. - IT WILL.
LET'S DO IT.
- FANTASTIC.
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229. - ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
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230. - I'M GONNA TALK
TO THE OTHERS.
- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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232. THE BIG THING FOR GEORGE IS
THE EX-WIFE WHO LEFT HIM...
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233. - YES.
- ... AND HE WANTS
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234. NO ONE'S GONNA BUY IT.
THE CHARACTER IS UNLOVABLE.
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235. HE IS A— YOU KNOW,
HE'S A JERKY, SCHMUCKY
LITTLE CHARACTER.
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236. ALL RIGHT?
HE'S JUST A BUFFOON.
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237. HE'S SO UNAPPEALING
THAT TO BUY THAT THERE
WAS A MARRIAGE
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238. - THAT'S SUSTAINED AT ALL—
- ALL RIGHT, FIRST OF ALL,
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239. WHY IS HE UNAPPEALING?
PEOPLE LOVED THE CHARACTER.
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240. BECAUSE HE'S SELFISH,
HE'S STUPID, HE LIES...
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241. - YEAH, BUT PEOPLE—
HE'S NOT STUPID.
- ... HE'S ABRASIVE, HE'S INEPT.
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242. - HE'S FUNNY. EVERYTHING YOU
JUST SAID IS FUNNY.
- YEAH, IT'S FUNNY.
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243. - OKAY, SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY—
- IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE EVERYBODY
LAUGHS AT HIM,
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244. 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
SCHMUCKS LIKE THAT.
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245. BUT WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT—
HERE'S THE UPSIDE
TO IT, REALLY—
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246. IT COULD MAKE UP
FOR THE FINALE.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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247. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
"MAKE UP FOR THE FIN"--
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248. THERE'S NOTHING
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249. IT REALLY LETS US END
"SEINFELD" ON A GOOD NOTE.
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250. IT COULD BE A "WE KNOW.
WE KNOW. WE'RE SORRY."
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251. ON THAT LEVEL I LIKE IT.
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252. AND, CREATIVELY, IT MAKES ME—
MY JUICES ARE GOING.
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253. - MY JUICE IS GOING.
- WAIT. WHAT—
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254. WHAT'S GOING ON
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255. - OH, THE PHOTOS?
- YEAH.
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256. BOY, THOSE ARE
DISTRACTING, HUH?
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257. - BUT ANYWAY,
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
- AND JULIA—
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259. I MEAN, HAVE YOU TALKED
TO JULIA ABOUT THIS?
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260. - I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET
WITH HER TODAY...
- YEAH?
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261. BUT SHE SAID SHE HAD
TO DRIVE HER DAUGHTER
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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262. AND SHE KINDA BLEW ME OFF,
SO I DON'T KNOW.
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263. BUT I'M GONNA MEET
WITH HER TOMORROW.
JERRY'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT.
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264. - AND MICHAEL— YES?
- I HAVEN'T SPOKEN
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265. BUT I'M GONNA MEET
WITH EVERYBODY.
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266. ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S DO IT.
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267. YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S DO IT.
I'M EXCITED.
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268. - GREAT.
- THIS IS GONNA WORK.
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269. - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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270. FOR GEORGE'S EX-WIFE,
IF WE GET ONE OF THESE
GREAT ACTRESSES
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OF THE FUNNY VOICE—
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272. YOU KNOW,
LIKE A JENNIFER TILLY,
LIKE A KRISTIN CHENOWETH.
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273. YOU DON'T NEED TO CONCERN
YOURSELF SO MUCH WITH WHO'S
PLAYING GEORGE'S WIFE.
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274. - IT'S NOT
CONCERN. I'M EXCITED.
- NEXT THING I KNOW,
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275. YOU'RE GONNA BE—
WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA
BE WRITING WITH ME.
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276. - YOU NEED SOME IDEAS?
- NO, WE'RE GOOD.
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277. - 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THERE WERE A FEW THINGS...
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
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278. - ... THAT I PITCHED OVER
THE YEARS YOU DIDN'T—
- YEAH, WHATEVER.
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279. - THEY WEREN'T THAT GREAT.
- AND IT'S NICE.
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280. - WE'LL GO OUT ON
A GOOD NOTE THIS TIME.
- WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
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281. WE WENT OUT—
WE ALREADY WENT OUT ON A—
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282. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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283. - AH YES, THANK YOU.
- I HOPE EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.
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284. - IT WAS FANTASTIC.
- WE DON'T NEED TO GO OUT
ON A GOOD NOTE.
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285. - WE WENT OUT ON A GOOD NOTE.
- AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.
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286. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE?
LET'S COORDINATE THE TIP HERE.
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287. - WHY?
- WELL, WHEN WE SPLIT
THE CHECK,
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THE EXACT SAME BILL.
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289. SO WHY DON'T WE LEAVE
THE SAME THING SO ONE OF US
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?
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290. WHAT, ARE WE FAVORED NATIONS
ALL OF A SUDDEN FOR LUNCH?
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291. NO, BUT WHAT IS
THE BIG DEAL IF WE BOTH
LEAVE THE SAME AMOUNT?
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292. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
WHAT'S YOUR INCLINATION?
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293. - $12.
- $12?
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294. - YEAH.
- GOOD. PUT DOWN $12.
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295. - WRITE— WRITE $12 DOWN.
- HOW MUCH ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE?
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296. - MM-HMM. MMM. MMM.
- WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE?
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297. I'M ENCOURAGING YOU
TO LEAVE $12.
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298. I THINK IT'S A NUMBER.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF
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299. IN WRITING $12
UNDER "GRATUITY"
ON YOUR CHECK.
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300. ARE YOU GONNA
LEAVE $12?
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301. YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I'M LEAVING?
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302. I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN
WHAT I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.
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303. I'M WRITING A NUMBER.
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304. NOW I'M FOLDING
THAT NUMBER
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305. AND I'M PUTTING
IT INSIDE MY LITTLE
LEATHER CHECK HOLDER.
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306. WAITER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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307. - NO PROBLEM. THANK YOU.
- YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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308. YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ME WHAT YOU LEFT?
IS THAT IT?
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309. I AM VERY EXCITED
ABOUT OUR SHOW.
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310. YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN TIP COORDINATION,
IS THAT IT?
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311. LET'S STAY
IN TOUCH ABOUT THE GIRL.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
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312. I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF IDEAS.
I'LL EMAIL YOU.
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313. THIS IS EXCITING, LARRY.
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314. AND SOME
FUNNY IDEAS FOR ELAINE.
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315. - OH, REALLY?
LIKE WHAT?
- YEAH.
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316. A LITTLE GIRL ASKS YOU
TO GIVE HER DOLL A HAIRCUT.
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317. - MM-HMM.
- YOU GIVE HER
THE HAIRCUT,
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318. SHE FINDS OUT
IT DOESN'T GROW BACK
AND SHE FREAKS OUT.
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319. - YEAH, ELAINE AROUND A KID.
- AROUND THE KID AND HER
MOTHER YELLING AT HER.
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320. - SO THAT COULD BE FUNNY.
- UH-HUH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
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321. I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
LARRY, I'VE NEVER SEEN
A REUNION SHOW
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322. - THAT WAS NOT TACKY.
- YEAH, I—
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323. I MEAN, EVERY TIME
YOU SEE ONE OF THESE
REUNION SHOWS,
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324. IT FEELS LIKE
THEY'RE DOING IT
FOR THE WRONG REASONS.
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325. - REALLY?
- HEY, IS JERRY INTO IT?
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326. COMPLETELY INTO IT.
HE'S CHOMPING AT THE BIT.
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327. - REALLY?
- IS IT CHOMPING
OR CHAMPING?
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328. I THINK
IT'S CHOMP— CHAMPING?
WHAT IS CHAMPING?
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329. I THINK
IT'S SPELLED "CHAMPING"
BUT PRONOUNCED "CHOMPING."
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330. NO, IT'S SPELLED
"CHOMPING" AND IT'S
PRONOUNCED "CHOMPING."
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331. - NOT SO SURE.
- I'M SO SURE.
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332. - REALLY? HMM.
- YEAH. CHOMP.
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333. WELL, REGARDLESS,
JASON— INTO IT,
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334. - WANTS TO DO IT.
- OH MY GOD.
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335. - I—
- COME ON,
LET'S DO IT.
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336. OKAY, WELL, MAYBE—
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
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337. - I'M INTO IT.
- FANTASTIC.
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338. - I'VE GOT TO GO GET THIS.
BE RIGHT BACK.
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339. - CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
- NO THANKS, I'M GOOD.
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340. - ARE YOU SURE? OKAY.
- YEAH.
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341. - HEY!
- HEY.
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342. - HOW'S IT GOING?
- IT'S GOOD.
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343. HOW WAS THE BIRTHDAY PARTY
THE OTHER DAY?
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344. WHAT BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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345. YOU KNOW, YOU WENT
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY
WITH YOUR MOTHER.
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346. NO, I DIDN'T GO
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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347. - REALLY?
- YEAH, REALLY.
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348. THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOUR MOTHER SAID.
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349. I DIDN'T GO
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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350. HUH.
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351. INTERESTING.
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352. I'VE GOT SOME REALLY
GOOD IDEAS FOR KRAMER.
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353. THIS ONE IDEA THAT
ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME—
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354. I PICKED UP
A HOOKER SO I COULD
USE THE CARPOOL LANE
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355. TO GET TO DODGER STADIUM
'CAUSE I WAS LATE
FOR A BALLGAME.
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356. THAT HAPPENED TO ME.
I'VE SPOKEN TO JASON,
HE WANTS TO DO IT.
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357. JERRY WILL DO IT.
I JUST TALKED TO JULIA,
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358. SHE'S IN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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359. HUH?
DO YOU LIKE THAT IDEA?
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360. - HUH?
- YEAH. MMM.
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361. - GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?
- OH, YEAH.
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362. I MEAN, AM I CRAZY?
TELL ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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363. - HMM?
- YEAH.
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364. - AM I CRAZY?
- HMM?
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365. AM I CRAZY?
DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?
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366. I DON'T KNOW.
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367. OKAY, I'M GLAD
YOU SAID THAT.
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368. I'M GLAD YOU THINK
I'M CRAZY. THAT MEANS
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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369. IF YOU THINK
IT'S A CRAZY IDEA,
THEN IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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370. IF YOU SAID,
"NO, YOU'RE NOT CRAZY,"
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371. THEN I'D THINK
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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372. - YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?
- YEAH.
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373. - HUH? YOU GET THAT, RIGHT?
- DEFINITELY. SURE.
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374. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- YEAH. WHAT?
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375. - LET'S DO IT.
- DO IT?
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376. COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
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377. - LET'S DO IT.
- WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE?
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378. - 2:12.
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379. I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT
TO PICK UP BETH.
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380. OH, OKAY.
I'VE GOT THE CHECK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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381. - YOU CAN GET THIS? JUST A TEA.
- OF COURSE. YEAH, COME ON.
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382. - YOU HAD A TEA. COME ON.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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383. - THIS IS EXCITING.
ARE YOU EXCITED?
- YEAH.
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384. - HUH? IT'S EXCITING.
- YEAH YEAH. IT WAS
GOOD SEEING YOU.
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385. - IT'S EXCITING, RIGHT?
- I'VE GOTTA GO.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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386. - GREAT TO SEE YOU.
I'M EXCITED.
- ALL RIGHT.
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387. - HOW ARE WE DOING
OVER HERE, SIR?
- DOING GOOD.
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388. - GOOD GOOD.
- DOING GOOD.
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389. - ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU?
- NO. I HAVE A QUESTION
I WANT TO ASK YOU.
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390. - OKAY.
- YOU REMEMBER I WAS
SITTING HERE YESTERDAY?
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391. - YEAH.
- WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME
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392. HOW MUCH TIP THE GUY
I WAS WITH LEFT YOU?
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393. OH.
WE DON'T DO THAT.
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394. - YOU DON'T DO WHAT?
- WE DON'T SHARE
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395. - THAT INFORMATION
WITH CUSTOMERS.
- HUH, "SHARE INFORMATION"?
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396. HONESTLY,
WHO GIVES A CRAP?
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397. I WAS IN HERE.
I WAS WITH A GUY.
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398. I'M JUST CURIOUS.
WHAT DID HE LEAVE?
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399. IT WAS A HEALTHY—
HEALTHY TIP.
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400. - WAS MINE
A HEALTHY TIP?
- YEAH.
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401. WAS HIS HEALTHIER?
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402. - I— I—
- LET ME ASK YOU
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403. - WAS IT OVER $12? HUH?
- DO YOU WANT ME TO REFILL
YOUR WATER OR—
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404. JUST SCRATCH YOUR FACE
WITH YOUR FINGER IF
IT WAS OVER $12.
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405. I— I COULD
REALLY GET IN TROUBLE
WITH MY MANAGER.
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406. NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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407. SCRATCH YOUR FACE
WITH YOUR FINGER
IF IT WAS OVER $12.
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408. GO AHEAD,
JUST SCRATCH IT.
WAS IT OVER $12?
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409. - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
- IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
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410. LET ME ASK YOU
WAS IT OVER $15?
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411. JUST TUG
ON YOUR TIE UP HERE.
WAS IT OVER $15?
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412. THIS IS MAKING ME
REAL UNCOMFORTABLE.
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413. NOBODY'S EVEN...
TO ANYTHING
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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414. WAS IT OVER $15?
TUG ON YOUR TIE.
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415. - OH MY F— OH FUCK!
- SIR?
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416. IS THAT ALL
I CAN GET YOU?
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417. NO, DON'T GO YET.
ONE SECOND. I HAVE
ONE MORE QUESTION TO ASK YOU.
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418. DID THAT SON OF A BITCH
GIVE YOU A $20 TIP?
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419. - WHAT IF IT WAS MORE?
- HOW MUCH DID
HE GIVE YOU?
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420. - HUH? WAS IT OVER $30?
- DO YOU WANT THE CHECK?
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421. YEAH, IF IT'S OVER $30,
I WANT YOU TO RAISE THAT CUP
OVER THAT POT.
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422. - OKAY, I HOPE
YOU ENJOYED YOUR MEAL...
- YEAH, THANK YOU.
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423. AND COME BACK SOON.
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424. - Larry: HEY!
- Jeff: HI, HOW ARE YOU?
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425. GOOD.
GUESS WHAT.
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426. - WHAT?
- I'VE GOT SOME NEWS.
THEY'RE ALL IN.
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427. - REALLY?
- WE'RE DOING
THE REUNION SHOW.
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428. - FANTASTIC, MAN!
- IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE?
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429. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
WHO'D HAVE THUNK?
NOW CHECK THIS OUT.
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430. SUSIE HAS LYME DISEASE.
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431. - WHO SAVED HER LIFE?
WHO SAVED HER LIFE?
- CAN YOU— I SAVED HER LIFE.
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432. - YOU SAVED HER LIFE.
- DR. DAVID.
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433. - DR. DAVID.
PAGING DR. DAVID.
- YOU KNOW, SHE WENT TO—
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434. - CALLING DR. DAVID.
- HOW MANY DOCTORS
DID SHE GO TO?
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435. I MEAN,
THAT'S KIND OF SCARY.
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436. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- ALL RIGHT.
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437. CHERYL!
HEY, CHERYL!
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438. HEY.
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439. OH, I'LL— I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU GUYS INSIDE.
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440. - HI.
- HEY.
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441. - THIS IS CRAZY.
- YEAH.
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442. - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
- GOOD. GOOD.
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443. SO REMEMBER
I WAS TELLING YOU
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444. THAT I WAS GONNA SEE THEM
ABOUT A "SEINFELD" REUNION?
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445. - YEAH.
- WE'RE DOING THE SHOW.
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446. - YOU'RE KIDDING.
- NO.
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447. AND YOU...
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448. ARE GONNA PLAY
GEORGE'S EX-WIFE.
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449. - I AM?
- DO YOU WANT TO?
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450. - OH MY GOD!
- HUH?
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451. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- I SWEAR TO GOD.
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452. - CAN YOU ACT? HUH?
- YES.
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453. - YOU CAN? ARE YOU SURE?
- I CAN. I AM VERY GOOD.
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454. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA
EMBARRASS ME, ARE YOU?
- NO.
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455. - I MEAN, I'VE GOT
TO TALK TO JERRY.
- THANK YOU SO—
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456. - I'M SURE HE WON'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM WITH IT.
- OH MY GOD, LARRY.
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457. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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458. I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME.
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459. - THANK YOU.
- WOW.
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460. OH MY GOD,
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME.
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461. - REALLY?
- OKAY, I'M GONNA GO.
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462. - YEAH, I'VE JUST
GOT TO TALK TO JERRY.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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463. OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
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464. I'M TELLING YOU,
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
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465. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
THE LOOK ON HER FACE.
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466. - I COULDN'T GET OVER IT.
- Man: HERE ARE YOUR
TICKETS, SIR.
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467. THANK YOU.
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468. WE'LL GO SEE
A FANTASTIC GAME, HUH?
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469. - IT'S ALL WORKING OUT.
- YEAH.
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470. WHERE ARE THESE?
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471. And the home team,
your Los Angeles—
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472. - Larry: 319.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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473. LOOK AT THIS.
THIS HAS TO BE A MISTAKE.
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474. HE COULDN'T HAVE
GIVEN US SEATS UP HERE.
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475. - THIS IS A JOKE.
JUST A JOKE.
- OH MY GOD.
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476. CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE SEATS
THIS GUY GAVE US?
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477. LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING.
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478. - Announcer: £5...
- UNBELIEVABLE.
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479. THIS IS CRAZY.
WE COULD'VE STAYED HOME
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480. - AND WATCHED IT ON TV.
- I COULD HAVE RIDDEN
THE TREADMILL,
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481. WATCHED IT ON TV
AND GOTTEN THE SAME EFFECT.
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482. WHY? WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?
WHY WOULD HE GIVE—
DID HE DO IT ON PURPOSE?
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483. - I DON'T KNOW.
- SHOULD WE GIVE HIM
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?
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484. - YEAH, I GUESS.
- I'M NOT USED TO GIVING PEOPLE
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
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485. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO CONDITION
MYSELF TO DO IT.
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486. I THOUGHT HE HAD
COURTSIDE SEATS.
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487. CAN I— CAN I BORROW
YOUR BINOCULARS
FOR A SECOND?
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488. - YEAH, SURE.
- SIR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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489. OH, HE DOES HAVE
COURTSIDE SEATS.
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490. HE'S SITTING IN THEM—
HE AND DAVID SPADE.
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491. - WHAT?
- HE'S SITTING NEXT
TO DAVID SPADE.
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492. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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493. I'M GONNA CALL HIM.
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494. - FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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495. - OH!
- WHAT?
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496. HE SCREENED MY CALL.
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497. - HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE SCREENED YOUR CALL?
- I SAW HIM ON THE BINOCULARS.
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498. HE SCREENED THE CALL.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
PEOPLE WERE DOING THAT
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499. WHEN I CALLED THEM.
THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT.
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500. SEE, IT TAUGHT ME
A LESSON.
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501. I WAS GONNA GIVE SOMEBODY
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT—
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502. I ALMOST DID—
AND THEN SOMETHING
SAID "NO, DON'T."
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503. DON'T. IT'S NOT FOR YOU."
THAT'S NOT MY THING.
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504. THAT WAS A COMPLETE
AND UTTER WASTE OF TIME.
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505. - OH, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.
- WHY'D WE EVEN STAY
THE WHOLE TIME?
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506. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- OH, SANDY GOODMAN.
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507. LISTEN.
JUST DON'T GO NUTS.
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508. ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING, BUT DON'T—
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509. - I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW.
- OKAY.
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510. - HEY.
- HEY, LARRY.
I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT.
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511. - YEAH.
- DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME?
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512. WELL...
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513. YOU TOLD THE HEAD OF NBC
TO GO FUCK HIMSELF?
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514. YEAH, I DID.
THE GUY SAID HE'S GONNA
FIX ME UP WITH TICKETS.
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515. HE PUTS ME UP
IN THE RAFTERS,
THE WORST SEATS.
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516. - SO WHAT?
- AND THEN I CAUGHT THE ASSHOLE
SCREENING MY CALL!
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517. SO CRAP ON
THE HEAD OF THE NETWORK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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518. HE'S APOPLECTIC.
APOPLECTIC, LARRY.
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519. THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!
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520. - YEAH.
- Julia: YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT ELSE IS UNACCEPTABLE?
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521. IT IS TOTALLY
AND COMPLETELY
UNACCEPTABLE
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522. THAT YOU WOULD GRILL
MY DAUGHTER GRACIE
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523. ABOUT WHETHER I TOOK HER
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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524. AND THEN
YOU CALL ME A LIAR?
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525. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
I DIDN'T REALLY GRILL HER.
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526. I JUST ASKED A QUESTION.
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527. AND I DIDN'T
CALL YOU A LIAR.
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528. I JUST SAID
IT WAS... INTERESTING.
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529. WHAT ABOUT THIS
WOULD YOU FIND
INTERESTING, LARRY?
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530. WELL, THE FACT THAT
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE
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531. TAKING HER
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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532. AND SHE SAID SHE NEVER WENT
TO THE BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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533. SO I THOUGHT THAT
WAS INTERESTING.
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534. DO YOU ALSO FIND IT
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535. IN FACT,
I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS?
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536. GRACE AND MARY.
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537. I TOOK MARY
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538. - THAT'S INTERESTING.
- WHAT I FIND INTERESTING—
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539. IN FACT, FASCINATING—
IS THAT YOU WOULD
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540. GO BACK TO A RESTAURANT
WHERE YOU AND I HAD A MEAL
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541. FOR THE SHEER PURPOSE
OF HARASSING A WAITER
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542. FOR THE MOST
INSIGNIFICANT INCIDENT,
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543. I'M SURE,
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED
IN THIS MAN'S LIFE.
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544. WE SPLIT A CHECK
AND HE DOESN'T WANT
TO COORDINATE THE TIP!
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545. - Jason: WHY SHOULD I?
- WHY SHOULD YOU?
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546. WHY DO I NEED
TO COORDINATE THE TIP?
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547. YOU GO OUT WITH A FRIEND,
YOU TIP IN CONCERT!
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548. WHY ARE WE IN CONCERT?
THERE'S NO CONCERT!
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549. - NO, TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE,
TWO DIFFERENT TIPS.
- WE'RE NOT IN CONCERT!
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550. - A TIP IS A SOLO, LARRY.
- Larry: NO, IT'S NOT!
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551. - THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. SOLO.
- YOU TIP IN CONCERT!
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552. - A TIP IS A SOLO.
- WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
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553. HE'S GOT A BIG SECRET!
WHAT IS THE BIG SECRET?
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554. YOU'RE DIGGING INTO
MY PERSONAL— YOU-YOU GOTTA
KNOW WHAT MY TAXES ARE?
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555. - YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT
I PAID FOR MY HOUSE?
- NO, I JUST THINK
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556. IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO! THAT'S ALL!
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557. THERE'S NO RIGHT
AND WRONG TO IT.
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558. IN FACT, YOU'RE WRONG
AND I'M RIGHT!
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559. - THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BIG
ISSUE HERE, BY THE WAY.
- Julia: THERE WE GO.
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560. BECAUSE UNLESS YOU APOLOGIZE
TO SANDY GOODMAN,
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561. THERE'S NOT EVEN GOING
TO BE A REUNION SHOW.
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562. WHAT REUNION SHOW?
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563. - DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?
- Larry: YES, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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564. WE DISCUSSED IT
THE OTHER DAY AT LUNCH.
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565. - I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
TELLING ME THAT.
- WHAT?
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566. YOU TOLD ME POINT BLANK.
YOU DISCUSSED IT. EVERYBODY'S—
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567. - THIS IS NOT COOL.
- I DID DISCUSS IT!
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568. LOOK, A REUNION SHOW—
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569. LET'S DO IT.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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570. ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT
ALL THE PRINCIPALS,
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571. BUT THE PROJECT'S
IN THE TOILET
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572. BECAUSE LARRY DAVID
DOESN'T WANT TO SIT
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573. I DON'T THINK
THAT WAS THE LOGE.
THAT WAS WAY UP.
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574. LARRY, YOU HAVE GOT
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575. YOU HAVE GOT TO
CLEAN UP THAT MESS.
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576. YOU'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE.
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577. I NEVER SHOULD'VE
LEFT YOU ALONE WITH GOODMAN.
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578. JERRY'S RIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE.
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579. FINE.
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580. OH, WHAT, ARE YOU—
ARE YOU GONNA GO
IN BEGRUDGINGLY
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581. - OR ARE YOU GONNA
GO IN SINCERE?
- BEGRUDGINGLY.
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582. YOU CAN'T GIVE
A BEGRUDGING APOLOGY.
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583. YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE
A SINCERE APOLOGY.
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584. I'LL GO
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
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585. BEGRUDGING AND SINCERE.
HOW'S THAT?
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586. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN?
WHERE BETWEEN?
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587. - I'LL STRADDLE THE LINE.
- WHAT KIND OF LINE?
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588. IT'S NOT COMPLETELY
SINCERE AND IT'S NOT
COMPLETELY BEGRUDGING.
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589. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE
THE LINE IS—
THE LINE IS
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590. YOU PROBABLY
FUCK UP THE APOLOGY.
THAT'S THE LINE.
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591. IF I FUCK UP THE APOLOGY,
THEN I'LL APOLOGIZE
FOR THE BAD APOLOGY.
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592. YOU CAN'T APOLOGIZE
FOR AN APOLOGY!
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593. YOU GET ONE SHOT,
THAT'S IT.
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594. HEY, WHAT ABOUT CHERYL?
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595. - OKAY.
- THERE YOU GO.
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596. - ALL RIGHT.
- I'M GONNA HATE MYSELF
MORE THAN NORMALLY.
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597. HEY, JEFF,
DID YOU SEE
MY CELL PHONE?
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598. UH, NO, I DID NOT.
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599. HI, LAR.
OH, HERE IT IS.
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600. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I'VE GOTTA RUN.
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601. DON'T FORGET
TO PICK UP SAMMY, OKAY?
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602. - I'M NOT GONNA FORGET.
- Susie: ALL RIGHT.
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603. - HEY.
- WHAT?
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604. NO "THANK YOU, LARRY,
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605. FOR SAVING MY LIFE"?
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606. SAVING MY LIFE?
HOW'D YOU SAVE MY LIFE?
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607. - YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE.
- I DIAGNOSED YOUR ILLNESS.
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608. ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S TREATED,
AND I'M FEELING GREAT.
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609. - GIVE IT UP, MAN.
- GIVE WHAT UP?
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610. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T SAY
THANK YOU TO ANOTHER PERSON
FOR SAVING THEIR LIFE?
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611. - OH, LARRY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I'M GLAD YOU'RE
FEELING BETTER.
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612. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
I'D BE DEAD WITHOUT YOU.
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613. - YOU WOULD BE!
- OH, BULLSHIT!
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614. YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENS TO LYME DISEASE
IF IT'S LEFT UNTREATED?
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615. - WHAT?
- EVERYTHING GOES—
THE KIDNEYS, THE JOINTS,
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616. - THE LUNGS,
THE HEART— EVERYTHING!
- WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD BE
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617. VERY GLAD
I'M FEELING BETTER,
SHOULDN'T YOU?
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618. IF SOMEBODY SAVED MY LIFE,
I'D BE FUCKING KISSING—
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619. YOU DIDN'T SAVE
MY LIFE, ASSHOLE!
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620. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?
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621. NEXT TIME I'M NOT GONNA
SAY ANYTHING, OKAY?
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622. I'M GONNA KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT
AND LET YOU DIE!
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623. - YOU WANT ME TO DIE?
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
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624. YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SPOT
ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
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625. - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
- DON'T GET IT CHECKED OUT.
IT'S NOT SKIN CANCER.
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626. - OUT OUT OUT OUT!
- DON'T CHECK THAT OUT,
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627. THAT LITTLE SPOT
YOU GOT THERE.
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628. I JUST WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE
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629. IF I OFFENDED YOU
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630. OR INSULTED YOU
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631. IN ANY WAY.
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632. SO THIS IS ME
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633. APOLOGIZING.
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634. IT'S ABOUT AS SORRY
AS I CAN GET.
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635. I GUESS
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636. WAS IT SORRY ENOUGH?
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637. THAT'S IT?
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638. - NO GOOD?
- "NO GOOD"?
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639. - TOO BEGRUDGING?
- VERY BEGRUDGING.
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640. CAN I APOLOGIZE
FOR THE APOLOGY?
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641. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WANT TO PUT THE KIBOSH
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642. ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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643. I CAN SEE WHERE
THIS ROAD IS GOING
AND I DON'T LIKE IT,
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644. SO WE'RE DONE.
THE REUNION SHOW IS OFF.
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645. - YEAH.
- GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
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646. - I'LL BE FINE.
- GOOD LUCK TO YOUR NETWORK,
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647. - THANK YOU.
- OKAY, I COULD NOT FIND
YOUR ACID REFLUX PILLS,
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648. SO I GOT YOU TUMS
AND ECHINACEA.
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649. - THANK YOU.
- I FOUND THE GINSENG.
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650. - OH, WHAT'S
THE MATTER, YOU SICK?
- I HAVE A STIFF NECK.
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651. I HAVE ACHES.
I HAVE PAINS.
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652. - I'M NOT WELL.
- HAVE YOU BEEN IN
ANY TALL GRASS RECENTLY?
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653. IN THE HAMPTONS
OVER THE WEEKEND,
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654. YES, WITH MY KID. WHY?
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655. NO REASON.
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656. LARRY,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
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657. - AH.
- NOW GO DO WHAT YOU DO.
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658. - OKAY.
- OKAY.
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659. HEY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
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660. - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT.
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661. PICK IT UP
FROM KRAMER'S ENTRANCE.
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662. - YUP.
- ALL RIGHT.
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663. LARRY,
I WANT YOU BACK.
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664. LET'S GO HOME
AND MAKE LOVE.
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665. AH.
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666. - Jerry: HELLO. HEY.
- HEY. SO GUESS WHAT.
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667. - WHAT?
- SHOW'S BACK ON.
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668. - Get out of here!
- YEAH!
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669. - UNBELIEVABLE.
- I know!
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670. - WHAT DID YOU DO?
- I TALKED TO GOODMAN
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671. - AND I STRAIGHTENED IT OUT.
- And you apologized.
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672. - No.
- WELL, LISTEN. YOU'LL NEVER
BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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673. I'M DRIVING ALONG—
I'M IN BEVERLY HILLS—
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674. You'll never guess
who I bump into.
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675. - I GIVE UP.
- MEG RYAN.
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676. - Who?
- MEG RYAN.
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677. - Really?
- AND I SAID,
"YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
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678. OUR DREAM CAST
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679. FOR GEORGE'S EX-WIFE."
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680. - And she's gonna do it!
- WHAT?
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681. - I'm gonna put
her on. Hold on.
- Meg: Larry!
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682. ISN'T THIS GREAT!
GEORGE'S EX-WIFE!
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683. I CAN'T BEL—
IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
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684. ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THANKS.
HERE'S JERRY.
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685. Show's back on!
Meg ryan's in!
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686. We are gold!
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