Curb Your Enthusiasm 7x1

1. FINALLY.

2. THANK YOU.

3. YOU'RE WELCOME.

4. - NO GOOD? - LARRY!

5. UP IN HERE.

6. NO, THAT'S WAY TOO SALTY. WAY TOO SALTY.

7. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TOO SALTY. I'M SORRY.

8. PFFT, COULD YOU MAKE IT ANY HOTTER IN HERE, BY THE WAY?

9. - IT FEELS GOOD. - IT FEELS GOOD?

10. YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD. 75° IS PERFECT.

11. I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP IN THIS ROOM AT NIGHT, IT'S SO HOT.

12. - HONEST TO GOD. WOULD YOU PREFER?

13. - 68°. - 68°?

14. SEE, THAT'S SOME RIGHT THERE, L.D.

15. AT NIGHT, OKAY?

16. - AT LEAST COMPROMISE. - NO NO NO, 75° WORKS FOR ME, L.D.

17. I'LL CALL LEON. LET'S SEE WHAT HE SAYS. LEON!

18. - LEON, COME IN HERE! THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT.

19. OKAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SLEEP. IT'S TOO HOT AT NIGHT.

20. IN 68° TEMPERATURE.

21. SHE WANTS TO SLEEP IN 75°. LET'S COMPROMISE AT 72°.

22. OH NO, FUCK THAT, LARRY. YOU MY MOTHERFUCKING MAN, LARRY, BUT 72°? SHIT.

23. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SLEEP OUTSIDE. I'M AN 82° MAN MYSELF.

24. - SEE THERE, I TOLD YOU! - 82°, THAT'S MY SHIT. THAT'S MY FUCKING REGION.

25. - YOU REALLY WANTED IT 68°. - 6-FUCKING-8? HE SAID 68°?

26. - GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. - IT'S LIKE A FRIGERATOR.

27. - OH MY GOODNESS. - YOU TAKE THAT SHIT?

28. TO THE HOTEL AND SHIT... - RIGHT!

29. GET UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ALL COLD AND SHIT— GOT TO HEAT HER ASS UP.

30. ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THAT TV.

31. - HEY, HI! - HEY, LARRY.

32. - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, I GOT SOME SHOWS TIVO'D. DON'T ERASE THEM.

33. ALL MY TIVO'D SHOWS.

34. YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY? THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER ROBBERY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

35. TO THE NEIGHBORS. IT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS MONTH.

36. TO THE NEIGHBORS FOR?

37. KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

38. YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO THE NEIGHBORS, OKAY?

39. YEAH, BUT, LARRY, THERE'S BEEN A ROBBERY.

40. I'D RATHER HAVE THE THIEVES THIEVES DON'T IMPOSE.

41. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE NEIGHBORS WANT YOUR TIME.

42. THE THIEVES WANT YOUR THINGS. I'D RATHER GIVE THEM THINGS THAN TIME.

43. LISTEN, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT LORETTA'S BIOPSY?

44. NO NO, THEY SAID A COUPLE OF DAYS.

45. OH. YOU KNOW, REALLY WORRIED, LARRY.

46. WHAT THE OUTCOME IS, LORETTA HAS YOU BY HER SIDE.

47. YOU KNOW, THINGS COULD GET BAD, LARRY, BUT SHE'S GOT YOU TO HOLD HER HAND.

48. AND THROW UP AND ALL THAT, BY HER SIDE.

49. THANK YOU, LARRY.

50. 75°? I'M BAKING IN THAT ROOM AT NIGHT.

51. IT'S LIKE I'M CINDERELLA IN THERE, I SWEAR TO YOU.

52. - CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - CINDERELLA, YOU NEVER SAW THE FAIRY TALE CINDERELLA?

53. NO NO, I KNOW CINDERELLA. BUT WHAT ASPECT OF CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

54. DO YOU THINK I MEAN? - I DON'T KNOW.

55. - THE SHOE? BY THE STEPMOTHER!

56. OH, THE EVIL STEPMOTHER. SO YOU'RE COMPARING HER TO AN EVIL STEPMOTHER?

57. - I'M COMPARING ME— - DON'T GET MAD AT ME!

58. - WELL, YOU'RE SO STUPID! - DON'T GET MAD AT ME.

59. SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE, HUH? THAT'S TERRIBLE.

60. THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. EXACTLY.

61. - THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. - OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE.

62. - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS? - WHAT?

63. WE'RE WAITING OF THIS BIOPSY NOW.

64. I GOT ABOUT 24 HOURS BEFORE THE RESULTS COME BACK.

65. YEAH, YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT CANCER.

66. THOSE TEST RESULTS.

67. GOD, IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD.

68. - WHY? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"

69. THE WHOLE FAMILY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT— IT'S A BIG DEAL!

70. I'D MUCH RATHER BE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

71. NO, TO BE THE BREAKER-UPPER YOU'RE IN CONTROL.

72. GOING TO END AT SOME POINT.

73. ALL YOU DO IS SEND A TEXT.

74. "IF YOU SEE THE WORD 'APRICOT,' IT MEANS IT'S OVER."

75. OKAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, EATING APRICOTS AT THAT POINT?

76. ABOUT APRICOTS? - WHAT WHAT?

77. YOU KNOW, ONE IN 30 IS A GOOD ONE.

78. - OKAY. - IT'S SUCH A LOW-PERCENTAGE FRUIT.

79. - OKAY.

80. - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? - HEY.

81. - HI, LAR. - OH, HEY.

82. - HEY. A DINNER PARTY TONIGHT?

83. - TONIGHT? - YEAH.

84. - OH. MY COOKING.

85. IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR AN INVITATION, IS IT NOT?

86. WELL... IT'S AN INVITATION NONETHELESS.

87. - WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE THERE? - UH, EH, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

88. - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT DONE, THAT'S WHY NOT.

89. MEAN IT'S NOT DONE? - IT'S A SOCIAL CONVENTION

90. THAT PEOPLE DON'T ASK WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE AT THE DINNER PARTY.

91. - IT'S JUST NOT DONE. - BIG DEAL. WHY ISN'T IT DONE?

92. BECAUSE IT ISN'T! I DON'T KNOW THE DERIVATION OF THE CONVENTION.

93. BLINDLY LIKE THIS?

94. THAT IT HAPPENS THAT WAY,

95. PEOPLE YOU WERE COMING, THEY MIGHT NOT SHOW UP.

96. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY PEOPLE DON'T TELL— BECAUSE IF IT GETS OUT WHO'S COMING

97. NOBODY WOULD WANT TO GO.

98. IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER?

99. I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHY. IT'S JUST NOT DONE.

100. WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE OF TELLING ME?

101. I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE IS A DOWNSIDE,

102. - YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. - WHO'S COMING?

103. - DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM. - WHAT'S THAT?

104. - WHO'S COMING? - I DON'T KNOW.

105. WITH HER ON THIS STUFF?

106. - THAT'S MY QUESTION. - WHAT TIME?

107. - 7:30. - YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO.

108. - YOU'D BETTER GO DO IT. - NOT NOW, MAYBE TONIGHT.

109. - ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER.

110. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA!

111. OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? - THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

112. - YOU'RE WELCOME. - WE STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

113. OH. HI.

114. OH SHOOT! FEED THOSE FISH AGAIN.

115. IT'S LIKE A HUGE FEEDING FISH.

116. IT'S NOT FUN. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

117. I'M OUTSIDE, I GOTTA GO HOME AND FEED FISH?

118. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHO GIVES A SHIT?

119. MR. DAVID, I WANTED YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

120. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT PETS, REALLY.

121. BUT YET IT'S THE SAME RESPONSIBILITY AS A PET,

122. BUT YOU GET NOTHING BACK. YOU WATCH THEM,

123. TO BE FASCINATING?

124. I DON'T KNOW. UM...

125. TO YOU ABOUT LORETTA? - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

126. THINK SHE HAS CANCER?

127. I— I CAN'T SPECULATE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

128. WITH VEGAS ON THIS,

129. OR AGAINST CANCER?

130. I— I— I DON'T GET INTO THAT NUMBERS GAME.

131. - YOU MUST HAVE AN IDEA. - I DON'T.

132. - NO IDEA? - NO IDEA.

133. WHAT IS THIS THING? I'VE HAD THIS AWHILE.

134. - WHAT IS THAT? - IT'S JUST A SKIN TAG.

135. ON THERE.

136. BUT— HOLD ON A SEC.

137. I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A FEW PRESCRIPTIONS TO FILL OUT.

138. I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE ZITHROMAX AND TYLENOL WITH CODEINE.

139. NOW THE TYLENOL, THAT'S JUST AS NEEDED FOR PAIN.

140. AGAIN, IN A FEW DAYS— ANY DAY,

141. WE'LL HAVE THE BIOPSY BACK

142. WHAT THE NEXT STEP IS.

143. BUT RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO JUST STAY CALM,

144. AND— WHAT'S WRONG?

145. WITHOUT ASKING?

146. A LEMONADE.

147. YOU DIDN'T ASK.

148. - I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T OFFER, TO BE HONEST. - WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO OFFER.

149. - I DON'T THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO OFFER... - WELL, I WAS GONNA OFFER—

150. - ... IF YOU HADN'T OFFERED ME BY NOW.

151. SOMEONE'S REFRIGERATOR WITHOUT ASKING, IS IT NOT?

152. I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEBODY'S GONNA OFFER ME LEMONADE. YOU WERE NOT GOING TO OFFER ME LEMONADE.

153. IF ANYTHING, YOU WERE GOING A FISH OWNER OR SOMETHING.

154. TO BE A FISH OWNER. - WHY IS THAT A PRIORITY?

155. - YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SICK. - I DIDN'T SAY IT'S A PRIORITY.

156. TO BE FED AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO THINK ABOUT.

157. TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

158. IS THE SICK WOMAN UPSTAIRS.

159. I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT. AND BY THE WAY, WHY COULDN'T YOU ASK?

160. - WHY COULDN'T— YOU CAN'T SAY

161. - "MAY I PLEASE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?" - I AM NOT DAINTY!

162. "MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF PIE?" IT DOESN'T MATTER.

163. - YOU KNOW. - NO, IT DOES MATTER.

164. HERE, YOU WANT? TAKE— TAKE THIS.

165. - YOU DON'T OFFER— A HOT DAY— A MOVER COMES HERE... - YOU WANT THIS?

166. - ... YOU SAY, "YOU WANT SOME TUNA FISH?" - YOU WANT THIS LITTLE PEAR?

167. DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME WITH YOUR TINY PEAR.

168. I'M NOT THE ONE THAT HAS A PROBLEM HERE. YOU ARE, MY FRIEND.

169. - YOU ARE. - YEAH.

170. - OKAY, FINE. - YEAH, FINE.

171. - HEY, DR. SCHAFFER. - HELLO.

172. DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?

173. - WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE THING? - HE GOES IN MY REFRIGERATOR.

174. - COME ON, YOU DON'T DO THAT. - WHAT DID HE TAKE?

175. - LEMONADE. - LIQUIDS ARE OKAY.

176. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GO INTO MY REFRIGERATOR.

177. A STUPID RULE THIS THAT? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

178. I DON'T GO INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S REFRIGERATORS.

179. INTO MY REFRIGERATOR.

180. - I DON'T GO INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR. - YOU'RE A WELCOME GUEST.

181. HEY, HOW'S YOUR SISTER, BY THE WAY?

182. - BAM BAM? - YEAH.

183. - THANKS FOR ASKING. SHE'S DOING A LOT BETTER. - REALLY?

184. YEAH. I'M REALLY GLAD MENTAL INSTITUTION.

185. - THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH, I'M EXCITED.

186. YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S

187. YOU LET ME KNOW.

188. YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.

189. - WHAT? - YEAH, YOU CAN COME OVER

190. TODAY AT 1:00 AND VISIT WITH HER.

191. - VISIT HER? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? - YEAH.

192. - WHY, YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT? - OF COURSE NOT!

193. WHY DID YOU SAY IT THEN?

194. YOU KNOW, IT WAS SOME— AN EMPTY GESTURE.

195. - IT WAS SOMETHING TO SAY. - GUESS WHAT.

196. YOU SAID IT. BE THERE AT 1:00.

197. GO IN THE HOUSE,

198. SHE CALLS YOUR NAME.

199. DON'T LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES. SHE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU.

200. OH, CHRIST. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE A STATEMENT LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY.

201. AND YOU'RE GONNA STICK TO IT.

202. - AND MAKE HER FEEL GOOD! - ALL RIGHT.

203. I'LL SEE YOU AT JEFF'S TONIGHT.

204. WHAT'S AT JEFF'S?

205. OH.

206. OH, HE'S, UM, HAVING A LITTLE...

207. DINNER PARTY.

208. I GUESS I WASN'T INVITED.

209. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.

210. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SURE BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEBODY, "AM I GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT?"

211. - THAT THEY WERE INVITED? - I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE GOING.

212. - DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING.

213. WHO WAS COMING TO THE PARTY,

214. - AND I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED, BUT THEY REFUSED TO TELL ME. - IT'S NOT YOUR JOB

215. WHO'S GOING TO A PARTY.

216. TO YOUR GODDAMN DINNER PARTY.

217. - SHE BETTER NOT BE DANGEROUS. - BE THERE AT 1:00, OKAY?

218. I'LL BE THERE! WITH THAT NUT?

219. - YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU DO.

220. - THANK YOU. - MM-HMM.

221. THANK YOU, JEFF.

222. THE EFFORT, LARRY.

223. - NO EFFORT. - NO, IT WAS EFFORTLESS.

224. OKAY, THEN WE'RE ALL HAPPY.

225. YEAH.

226. SO WHAT'S NEW? RIGHT?

227. SO WHAT'S HAPPENING?

228. MARTY TO SHUT UP.

229. - I GIVE UP. - WHY, WHAT DID HE SAY? WHO?

230. - HE DIDN'T TELL YOU? OH, COME ON. - Larry: NO NO.

231. SHE'S GREAT— A GREAT ACTRESS.

232. - ANGELINA JOLIE? - NO!

233. YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. SHE'S AN ACTRESS.

234. - WHO WHO? RIGHT TO MARTY.

235. - NICOLE KIDMAN? - NO!

236. - JULIA ROBERTS? - NO!

237. SHE'S A MULTI— MULTI-TALENTED.

238. OH, I KNOW, I KNOW! HANNAH MONTANA.

239. - NO, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING! - I'M TRYING!

240. - THE KARDASHIANS! - WHAT?

241. NO! YOU KNOW WHO IT IS!

242. - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? - NO.

243. YEAH, YOU DO.

244. GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?

245. - NO. - ANYTHING TO DRINK?

246. - NOPE. - NOTHING TO EAT OR DRINK?

247. - NO, I'M SORRY, NOTHING. - BOY, THAT'S INTERESTING.

248. I KNOW. REALLY. ISN'T IT?

249. IT IS. I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

250. TO THE BATHROOM. CAN I GO FIRST?

251. I JUST SAID I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

252. - BUT I'M SAYING, COULD I GO FIRST? - NO NO, I'M GOING FIRST.

253. - SO WHEN YOU COME BACK, I'M GONNA GO. - YES.

254. OKAY.

255. YEAH.

256. Bam Bam: HEY HEY HEY!

257. HEY HEY!

258. HEY HEY HEY HEY!

259. OH HEY!

260. OH, FUCK ME, FAT BOY!

261. FUCK ME, FAT BOY!

262. - SHE'S NOT A MENTAL PATIENT. A MENTAL PATIENT!

263. - SHE'S NOT A MENTAL PATIENT. - SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT.

264. - SHE'S LIVING AT FUNKHOUSER'S. - SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT.

265. INSTITUTION AND FUCKED HER, THEN SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT.

266. WHAT HAPPENED? I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

267. AND SHE SAID, "I'M BORED."

268. I SAID, "IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO"--

269. - YOU SAID THAT? - THAT'S IT.

270. - AN EMPTY GESTURE? - AN EMPTY GESTURE.

271. - THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED. - THAT'S HOW IT STARTED

272. - AND THEN I'M OFF BANGING HER. - JESUS.

273. YOU CAN'T MAKE TO A FUNKHOUSER.

274. THEY TAKE YOU UP ON IT.

275. HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A DOORBELL?

276. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU TOTALLY FUCKED ME.

277. - WHAT? - YOU FUCKED ME.

278. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT'D YOU TELL FUNKHOUSER ABOUT THE PARTY FOR?

279. PFFT, OH, WHY? HE SAID SOMETHING?

280. YEAH, HE SAID SOMETHING. HE WASN'T INVITED

281. - AND SUSIE INVITED HIM. - OH, THAT IS SO LAME! YOU KNOW THAT?

282. TO CALL UP AND DO THAT. - AND GUESS WHAT ELSE THEY DID.

283. THEY BROUGHT BAM BAM. BAM BAM'S HERE!

284. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NUTBAG INTO MY HOUSE!

285. - OH MY GOD. GO AND TELL HIM FOR?

286. IN THE FIRST PLACE,

287. KNOWN HE WASN'T COMING.

288. IT'S CRAZY— ALL THESE YOU CAN'T TELL WHO YOU'RE INVITING,

289. YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY YOU'RE GOING

290. AND YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT AFTER.

291. IT'S LIKE LIVING OR SOMETHING.

292. NOW I'M SCREWED. JUST LOOK AT THIS.

293. - THIS IS CRAZY. - WHAT IS THAT?

294. IS THAT DR. SCHAFFER? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

295. HE HAD A PARTY RECENTLY. HE INVITED US. WE'RE RETURNING THE FAVOR.

296. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - AGAIN.

297. - AGAIN WHAT? HE WAS GONNA BE HERE,

298. - I WOULDN'T HAVE COME. WAS GONNA BE HERE,

299. I WOULD HAVE LEFT TOWN!

300. - WHO'S THAT GUY - WITH THE DOCTOR? - THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND.

301. - WHAT, SERIOUSLY? - YEAH, HE'S GAY.

302. - OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - YEAH, LISTEN, I GOTTA GO HELP SUSIE.

303. OKAY. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

304. - HI, MR. DAVID, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

305. - THIS IS SAM. - HI. IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.

306. NICE TO MEET YOU. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY.

307. UH, YEAH. IS THAT A SURPRISE TO YOU?

308. YEAH, I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED, YEAH.

309. - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW.

310. - I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GAY. - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

311. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. TO DISCOVER THAT HE'S GAY.

312. - THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. - BUT WHY? HOW WOULD I SEEM IF I WAS GAY?

313. - WHAT IS SEEMING GAY? AND YOU DON'T.

314. - SO I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED - OH REALLY?

315. —BUT I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE GAY.

316. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IS THAT A CRIME?

317. - NO, IT'S NOT A CRIME. IT'S JUST ODD. - IT'S NOT A CRIME.

318. - AND IT'S A LITTLE BIT OFFENSIVE. - I'M SORRY IF YOU'RE OFFENDED.

319. - I DON'T THINK I SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE. - I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY

320. 'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SORRY.

321. I'M PLEASANTLY SURPRISED?

322. YOU'RE LIVING IN ANOTHER DECADE, MR. DAVID.

323. - I DON'T THINK I AM. - WELL, I THINK YOU ARE.

324. - OKAY? - ALL RIGHT, FINE.

325. - FINE, WE DISAGREE. - OKAY, WE'LL AGREE TO DISAGREE.

326. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

327. UNBELIEVABLE.

328. WITH BAM BAM?

329. WHAT? NOTHING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

330. OVER TO THE HOUSE. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

331. IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE.

332. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SPIRITS LIKE THIS.

333. I MEAN, THE MEDICINE

334. - SHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON. - THAT IS FANTASTIC!

335. - WHAT GREAT NEWS. - I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

336. I— YOU SHOULDN'T OF THE CREDIT.

337. COME HERE, COME HERE. - WHAT?

338. - HE SAYS BAM BAM IS... - SHHH!

339. - ... IS LIKE A NEW PERSON. - HOW ABOUT THAT?

340. - THAT'S GREAT. - WERE YOU THERE TOO?

341. - YEAH! "I LOVE THE FAT BOY."

342. - I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT. - I LOVE THE FAT BOY.

343. - HOW ABOUT THAT? - IT'S GREAT.

344. I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH!

345. - OH. - PLEASURE.

346. - WHAT DID YOU DO? WITH HER.

347. - THAT'S ALL. - DID YOU PLAY ANY GAMES?

348. - NO NO NO. - I LAID SOME GAMES OUT.

349. - NO. - NO GAMES, UH-HUH.

350. PICK-UP STICKS?

351. - Both: NO NO. - THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING?

352. AND THEY REALLY RESPOND.

353. YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN.

354. - IF WE HAVE TIME. - IT'S POSSIBLE.

355. OH NO, YOU GOTTA PROMISE.

356. - WE'LL SEE.

357. - JUST SAY YOU'LL GO OVER THERE. - Susie: DINNER IS SERVED!

358. - LET'S GO HAVE SOME DINNER. - THANK YOU SO MUCH!

359. - SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WORKS? - ABSOLUTELY IT WORKS.

360. - I DO IT EVERY DAY. - AND, SAM, YOU'VE USED IT?

361. - YOU MADE THE SALAD, RIGHT? - I MADE IT AND I LOVE IT.

362. SUSIE, THESE INGREDIENTS WELL PREPARED.

363. OH, THANK YOU, BAM BAM. THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU.

364. I'M SO GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO JOIN US.

365. I'M SO GLAD YOU STILL HAVE

366. - CONSIDERING LARRY'S AROUND. - Susie: WHAT IS THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

367. AT MARTY'S HOUSE.

368. - WHAT?

369. - UNINVITED, RIGHT? - THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

370. OH? THEN MIGHT YOU EXPLAIN

371. DELI-PACKAGED TURKEY...

372. - I DON'T EVEN EAT TURKEY. - ... THE YELLOW MUSTARD

373. - AND THE LEMONADE SODA? - WHAT?

374. OH, LEMONADE? SO YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE TOO?

375. A SHIT FIT.

376. ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.

377. A WORD THIS WOMAN SAYS?

378. YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND IF YOU TAKE LIQUID,

379. BUT WHEN YOU TAKE REGULAR FOOD, I HAVE A PROBLEM.

380. I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING! THAT'S CRAZY.

381. SPEAK THE TRUTH. HELP HIM WITH THE TRUTH, WOULD YOU, JEFF?

382. I WOULDN'T KNOW. I ACTUALLY WASN'T THERE IN THE KITCHEN.

383. YOU WERE— YOU WERE— OH NO, YOU WEREN'T. I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE!

384. - YOU WERE IN BED WITH ME. - Susie/Jeff: WHAT?

385. COME ON.

386. - Marty: WHAT DID YOU SAY? - Susie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

387. SHE TALKING ABOUT, JEFF? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

388. - OH, I DID NOTHING. - Larry: HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

389. OF THIS POOR DERANGED GIRL?

390. - YOU ARE SICK! - SHAME ON YOU.

391. - THAT'S DISGUSTING. - Susie: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?

392. - SERIOUSLY, HUH? - Susie: YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT.

393. YOU'RE— YOU'RE SERVING NOTHING BUT LIES HERE. I'M NOT HUNGRY.

394. - COME ON! TO HER, JEFFREY?

395. - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? - SHE'S FUCKING NUTS!

396. SHE'S A NUTBAG! SHE'S A NUTBAG.

397. - I DID NOT DO ANYTHING. CRAZY! - HE'S GONNA SLEEP WITH A MENTAL PATIENT?

398. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

399. I BELIEVE YOU!

400. WITH YOU, OKAY?

401. - ONLY I AM. - Jeff: THERE YOU GO.

402. - THERE YOU GO. - THAT'S EXACTLY—

403. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. OF COURSE.

404. OKAY, EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY,

405. FOR THE FUNKHOUSER FAMILY.

406. OH, STOP. IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

407. - NO NO. - Jeff: NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

408. I'M GOING TO THE INSTITUTION.

409. GOOD FOR HER.

410. AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR HER OWN SAFETY, FOR HER OWN GOOD.

411. - NO, I'M NOT SO CERTAIN. - NO, IT'S GOOD.

412. IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. IT'S A GREAT THING,

413. BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA THINK OF THE LONG HAUL.

414. IN THE LONG HAUL, YOU WANT HER BACK.

415. - MAYBE SHE NEEDS HELP BACK. - Susie: YOU WANT TO HELP HER.

416. LOOK LOOK LOOK, JUST DROP IT.

417. LET'S ENJOY OUR DINNER. I'M SORRY THIS HAPPENED.

418. ANYBODY EVER MADE.

419. - Susie: THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. - HELLO?

420. WHAT? HOLD ON, HEY, WHAT?

421. OH, OKAY.

422. ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO PICK IT UP. NO, I'LL LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

423. - Susie: YOU'RE LEAVING? - I'M SO SORRY.

424. I HAVE TO GO. LORETTA'S MEDICATION.

425. - YOU DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER YET? - NO, I'VE GOTTA GET IT FROM THE PHARMACY.

426. - I'M SORRY, SHE'S SICK. - YOU'RE LEAVING, I HAVEN'T SERVED THE ENTREE YET.

427. IT'S SAD BECAUSE I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN HERE, AND THEN—

428. MAYBE I'LL COME BACK.

429. NO, DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK.

430. GO GO GO!

431. I GOT THE PRESCRIPTION, AUNTIE RAE. I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME FOOD TO GO.

432. - COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? - WHAT?

433. A FEW WEEKS AGO?

434. - NO. - Why not?

435. - Because she's resting. - IS SHE SLEEPING?

436. - NO. - Can she talk?

437. - YES. - SO LET HER TALK.

438. NO. I DON'T WANT HER TALKING. I WANT HER RESTING.

439. RESTING? WHAT DOES RESTING EVEN MEAN?

440. SHE'S NOT SLEEPING, IS SHE? YOU CAN TALK AND REST.

441. LARRY, I AM NOT GONNA BOTHER LORETTA WITH THIS BULLSHIT. DO YOU HEAR ME?

442. SHE RESTING. BYE.

443. - HI. - OH, HI, MR. DAVID. NICE TO SEE YOU.

444. - I'D LIKE SOME FOOD TO GO. - OH, I JUST SAT YOUR PARTY.

445. - PARTY? - YEAH, YOU HAD A RESERVATION.

446. I HAVE A RESERVATION? LET ME SEE.

447. "LARRY DAVID, 2."

448. MY GOD.

449. THANK YOU.

450. WELL WELL.

451. - HI, LARRY. - HI, HELLO.

452. MY MAN. HOW'S IT GOING, BROTHER?

453. - PRETTY GOOD. - GIVE ME SOME.

454. ALL RIGHT. WHAT, ARE YOU USING MY NAME TO GET A TABLE IN HERE?

455. WELL, IT'S SO CROWDED. I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D...

456. - REALLY? - ... HAVE A BETTER CHANCE.

457. - DID YOU? AH. - YEAH.

458. YOU WANT TO JOIN US? YOU COULD EAT WITH US.

459. - ARE YOU SURE? REALLY? - PLEASE.

460. - SIT DOWN. - I MISS YOU.

461. - YOU SURE? - Both: YEAH, MM-HMM.

462. - GREAT. - OH, BY THE WAY,

463. I PUT YOU UP FOR AN N.A.A.C.P. IMAGE AWARD.

464. - YEAH YEAH. - YOU DID?

465. FINGERS CROSSED, BABY. I THINK YOU'LL WIN.

466. - OH, THANK YOU. - HOW IS LORETTA?

467. OH, SHE'S— SHE'S— YEAH.

468. - YEAH? - YEAH, SHE'S GOOD.

469. HOW'S THE NO-FLY UNDERWEAR GUY?

470. UM, IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

471. - IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. - REALLY?

472. - YEAH. - MAYBE LARRY'S PEOPLE CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY.

473. YOU KNOW LIL WAYNE? YOU KNOW LIL WAYNE.

474. OH, LIKE THIS. YEAH.

475. I CAN'T— I CAN'T READ MY...

476. - MENU. - IT'S SO DARK IN HERE.

477. - IT'S SO DARK. - UNBELIEVABLE.

478. THIS IS INSANE. TO READ THIS MENU?

479. - HONESTLY? - YOU CAN'T.

480. I'VE GOT A CANDLE HERE AND I CAN'T READ IT.

481. - I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE. - OH YEAH, I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE.

482. - I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU. - LARRY, WHAT YOU PUTTING ON YOUR HAIR?

483. - I LIKE THAT. - POSNER.

484. YOU LEARNING, LARRY. HANG IN THERE, BABY.

485. OH, LOOK, THE CAESAR SALAD.

486. - CAESAR SALAD. - YOU USED TO GET THAT.

487. - THAT'S VERY GOOD HERE. - RIGHT. WITH THE 200 CROUTONS.

488. A LOT OF CROUTONS. THERE WERE A LOT OF CROUTONS.

489. TON OF CROUTONS.

490. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING HERE WITH YOU.

491. - WEIRD. - HUH?

492. - IT'S WEIRD. - IT'S CRAZY.

493. - ISN'T IT? - I REALLY MISS YOU.

494. - I MISS YOU TOO. - YOU DO?

495. WELL... KIND OF.

496. I MEAN, I DO, I DO.

497. IT'S JUST WHAT WAS HAPPENING WAS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

498. - IT JUST WASN'T— I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT?

499. DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

500. AND YOU— IT WAS JUST DIFFERENT.

501. WORKING ON "SEINFELD,"

502. YOU HAD A JOB AND YOU'D GET UP AND YOU'D GO, LIKE,

503. WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

504. - OKAY. - AND THEN YOU'D COME HOME

505. THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LARRY.

506. - THIS IS— THAT WAS... - I UNDERSTAND.

507. - ... TOO MUCH. - TOO MUCH LARRY, I GET THAT.

508. OKAY, TOO MUCH LARRY.

509. IN HALF. TO A THIRD.

510. TO THREE HOURS A DAY.

511. - THAT'S— - HUH?

512. IS BETTER.

513. I GET THAT. LOOK, I UNDERSTAND.

514. I'VE GOT 24-HOUR LARRY, YOU THINK I LIKE IT?

515. - HELLO? - LARRY, DR. SCHAFFER JUST CALLED.

516. HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER TO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

517. HE'S GOT THE RESULTS OF THE BIOPSY.

518. - HE'S COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW? - UH-HUH.

519. I'm on my way!

520. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

521. - UH, YEAH. I GOTTA GO. - IS IT AN EMERGENCY?

522. YEAH, I GOTTA GO. I'LL TALK TO YOU.

523. OF SOMETHING.

524. SHIT, DAMN IT!

525. COME ON, SCHMOHAWK.

526. LARRY!

527. - OH MY GOD. - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

528. NEVER MIND. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. NOW CALL MARTY.

529. - BAM BAM— - CALL MARTY.

530. - I'LL GO IN THE HOUSE— - YOU'RE LYING!

531. JUST TELL ME, YOU LIED, RIGHT? YOU LIED, JEFF ENJOYED.

532. OH!

533. OH MY GOD!

534. DON'T LOOK AT THEM, LARRY. DON'T GET EYE CONTACT.

535. - OH MY GOD. - GO! GO! GO!

536. - HOLY JESUS! - NICE!

537. - OH MY GOD. - ONLY CALL MARTY.

538. - WHAT? YEAH, I AM. - CALL MARTY.

539. - GET OUT OF THE WAY. - NO!

540. - I GOTTA GET IN THERE, BAM BAM. - NO— OW! CALL HIM.

541. - GET YOUR CELL OUT. - BAMMER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

542. I WAS IN THE TOP 10!

543. TELL HIM.

544. STOP IT. CALM DOWN.

545. JEFF ENJOYED ME.

546. LEFT THE HOUSE.

547. FOLKS, WE HAD A REPORT OF A BREAK-IN. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?

548. OKAY, SHE'LL GIVE YOU A STATEMENT. I'VE GOTTA GET IN THE HOUSE.

549. - I'LL TAKE YOUR STATEMENT NOW. - NO, SHE CAN'T GIVE YOU A STATEMENT.

550. SHE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO MAKE A STATEMENT. SHE'S CRAZY.

551. WHAT? NO, SHE'S NOT CRAZY.

552. YEAH, AFTER WHAT SHE SAID AT DINNER TONIGHT, SHE'S CRAZY.

553. - OH NO NO, SHE— - I'M TAKING HER BACK TO THE HOME.

554. - I'M TAKING HER BACK. - IF SHE CAN'T GIVE ONE, I'LL NEED A STATEMENT FROM YOU.

555. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. SIR, DID YOU SEE A VEHICLE?

556. WAS IT INDIVIDUALS? WHAT HAPPENED?

557. WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SEE?

558. SIR, YOUR ATTENTION HERE, SIR, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.

559. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SAW A GUY

560. ACROSS THE STREET. HE HAD A...

561. OH, THE DOCTOR'S COMING. LARRY.

562. FOLKS, I WISH THAT I HAD BETTER NEWS FOR YOU.

563. POSITIVE FOR CANCER.

564. - NOW— - OH, LARRY, LARRY!

565. - MR. DAVID, MR. DAVID, ARE YOU OKAY? - OH MY GOODNESS, LARRY.

566. - ARE YOU WITH ME? - COME ON, LARRY, COME ON.

567. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

568. VERY UPSETTING. - DR. SCHAFFER,

569. - CAN I GO IN AND SEE HER? - YES.

570. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. NOW...

571. THE HARD WORK STARTS.

572. SHE'S GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP. THERE'S A LOT OF VITAMINS,

573. THAT SHE'S GONNA NEED.

574. THREE TIMES A DAY.

575. KEEP THE HOUSE WARMER. KEEP IT AT ABOUT 78°

576. TO 82° MINIMUM. THE WARMER THE BETTER, REALLY.

577. WITH THE HEALING PROCESS.

578. A LOT TO TAKE IN, BUT IF YOU GUYS WORK HARD,

579. ESPECIALLY YOU, IN TWO, THREE, MAYBE FOUR YEARS, SHE'S HOPEFULLY GONNA BE FINE.

580. - DID YOU SAY FOUR YEARS? - COULD BE, YEAH.

581. IN THE HOUSE.

582. PLAY GOLF.

583. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I DON'T IMAGINE YOU'D HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

584. - ONCE A WEEK? - NO TIMES A WEEK.

585. - YOU WON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. - WHAT? NINE HOLES.

586. ZERO HOLES, MR. DAVID! THIS IS SERIOUS.

587. NOW I WON'T LIE— THINGS ARE GOING TO GET UGLY.

588. THERE'S GOING TO BE VOMITING. THERE'S GOING TO BE INCONTINENCE,

589. DEPRESSION, UNSIGHTLY HAIR LOSS,

590. WEIGHT LOSS. SHE'LL BE IRRITABLE.

591. LOTS OF MASSIVE MOOD SWINGS. SHE COULD GET VIOLENT.

592. HYSTERIA,

593. SAID THAT?