1. LARRY! GOD, LARRY,
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE LATE FOR THE BARBECUE.Copy !req
2. - OH, OKAY.
- MARK AND MARLA
ARE GOING TO—Copy !req
3. - I'M ALL READY.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
4. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M GETTING A JACKET.Copy !req
5. - OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO NEED A JACKET.
- NO, I AM—Copy !req
6. IT'S AT THE BEACH—Copy !req
7. NO, IT GETS CHILLY
AT NIGHT AT THE BEACH,
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
8. THERE'LL BE A FIRE.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
CORDUROYS?Copy !req
9. I'LL LEAVE IT IN THE CAR.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
10. I THINK YOU'RE JUST
A LITTLE OVERDRESSED.Copy !req
11. ALL YOU NEED ARE
FLIP-FLOPS AND JEANS.Copy !req
12. YOU KNOW THE STORY
OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGS,Copy !req
13. THE ONE WHO BUILT
HIS HOUSE WITH BRICKS?Copy !req
14. - YES.
- THAT'S ME.Copy !req
15. - OKAY.
- I BUILD MY HOUSE
WITH BRICKS.Copy !req
16. I BUILD MY HOUSE
WITH BRICKS.Copy !req
17. - AND BY THE WAY—
- I'M THE THIRD PIG.Copy !req
18. - WHEN WE GET THERE—
- THINK OF ME THAT WAY,
THE THIRD PIG.Copy !req
19. I WILL THINK OF YOU
AS THE THIRD PIG.Copy !req
20. WHEN WE GET THERE,
WILL YOU PLEASE
APOLOGIZE TO MARKCopy !req
21. FOR THE WAY YOU TREATED HIM
AT THE SEDER?Copy !req
22. - I TOLD YOU—
- ACCUSING HIM OF STEALING
YOUR NEWSPAPERS?Copy !req
23. I ALREADY APOLOGIZED
TO HIM, I TOLD YOU THAT.Copy !req
24. I'M STILL NOT
CONVINCED HE DIDN'T TAKE IT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
25. SCARED TO GO TO BEDCopy !req
26. 'CAUSE THE FREAKS AT DUPONT
MIGHT GET OUT OF THE CAVE.Copy !req
27. I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU CAN EAT
THIS THING, REALLY.Copy !req
28. - YOU WANT A BITE?
- HUH?Copy !req
29. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
BURN EVERYTHING YOU EAT
TO A CINDER?Copy !req
30. WHY STOP
AT THE MARSHMALLOW?Copy !req
31. - Mark: AW, COME ON...
- THEY'RE TOASTING.Copy !req
32. - IT'S A LIGHT TOASTING.
- DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
33. IT'S THE SITUATION.
WE'RE SITTING AROUND
A CAMPFIRE.Copy !req
34. - THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.
- Mark: IT'S A FUN—Copy !req
35. I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR FUN.
YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
36. I'M JUST SAYING
IT'S IDIOTIC WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
37. - TRY THIS ONE. TRY ONE.
- NO, IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.
I DON'T WANT IT.Copy !req
38. THANK YOU
FOR YOUR OPINION, LARRY.Copy !req
39. THAT'S A PERFECT
FIRE I BUILT.Copy !req
40. WHOSE IDEA WAS IT
TO HAVE S'MORES
TONIGHT?Copy !req
41. HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.Copy !req
42. - I'M COLD. I'M GONNA
GET MY JACKET.
- WHAT?Copy !req
43. - LOVE THOSE S'MORES.
- HE SHOULD JUST TRY IT.Copy !req
44. ANOTHER PERFECT ONE.
WHO'S READY?Copy !req
45. WHO DRANK ALL THE BEER?Copy !req
46. SOMEBODY'S BEEN
DRINKING ALL THE BEER.Copy !req
47. - HEY.
- HEY.Copy !req
48. MY JACKET'S
NOT IN THE CAR.Copy !req
49. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- DIDN'T I PUT THE JACKET
IN THE CAR?Copy !req
50. YOU SAID THAT
YOU BROUGHT IT
WITH YOU.Copy !req
51. - I BROUGHT IT WITH ME,
IN THE BACK SEAT, RIGHT?
- YES.Copy !req
52. AND I LOOKED
IN THE FRONT SEAT
AND THE TRUNK.Copy !req
53. - THAT'S REALLY STRANGE.
- HUH?Copy !req
54. THAT'S BIZARRE.Copy !req
55. 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOU BROUGHT IT.Copy !req
56. 'CAUSE I MADE FUN
OF YOU.Copy !req
57. WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?Copy !req
58. THAT'S MY JACKET.Copy !req
59. MARLA'S WEARING MY JACKET.Copy !req
60. SHE TOOK MY JACKETFROM THE CAR?Copy !req
61. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
62. MAYBE SHE WAS
WALKING BY AND SAW IT
IN THE BACK SEAT.Copy !req
63. BUT YOU DON'T GO
INTO SOMEONE'S CAR
AND TAKE THEIR COAT.Copy !req
64. - SHE JUST
GRABBED IT, SHE WAS COLD.
- IT'S NOT HER COAT THOUGH.Copy !req
65. OKAY, WELL, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL. LET'S NOT
MAKE IT A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
66. EVERYONE?Copy !req
67. - UH, WE HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
- Marla: YEAH.Copy !req
68. WE WANT YOU GUYSCopy !req
69. TO CLEAR YOUR CALENDARSCopy !req
70. AND HOLD THE DATE
OF THE 14THCopy !req
71. AND COME BACK HERE
WHERE WE'RE GOING
TO BE GETTING MARRIED.Copy !req
72. - OH MY GOD!Copy !req
73. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
74. OH MY GOD,
THAT IS SO GREAT.Copy !req
75. - OH, THANKS.
- CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
76. - Mark: IT'S GOING TO BE
TOTALLY COOL.
- MAZEL TOV.Copy !req
77. - Cheryl: THAT'S SO EXCITING.
- Mark: OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
78. CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
79. THAT'S GREAT—
GREAT NEWS.Copy !req
80. I MEAN IT JUST
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MORE PERFECT.Copy !req
81. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
82. BRR.Copy !req
83. WHEW!Copy !req
84. - WE'RE JUST HAPPY.
- IT'S COLD.Copy !req
85. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT JACKET?Copy !req
86. OH, I GOT IT
FROM ONE OF THE CARS.Copy !req
87. OH, OKAY.
OKAY, NO WONDER—Copy !req
88. - I WAS JUST SO COLD.
- YEAH, 'CAUSE...Copy !req
89. YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT'S—Copy !req
90. YOU GOT IT FROM MY CAR.
THAT'S ACTUALLY MY JACKET.Copy !req
91. OH.Copy !req
92. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I WAS SO COLD.Copy !req
93. YEAH, ME TOO.
THAT'S WHY I WENT TO THE CAR
TO GET THE JACKET.Copy !req
94. 'CAUSE I'M— I'M FREEZING
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
95. - WELL, THANK YOU.
- EH.Copy !req
96. - 'CAUSE EARLIER IN FACT,Copy !req
97. BEFORE WE CAME,
I WAS TAKING THE COATCopy !req
98. AND CHERYL WAS MOCKING ME
FOR WEARING A COAT,Copy !req
99. 'CAUSE IT'S FREEZING,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
100. I'M NOT GONNA TAKE A COAT—
WHAT, AM I NUTS?Copy !req
101. I HAD THE FORESIGHTCopy !req
102. TO BRING THE COAT.Copy !req
103. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
'CAUSE I KNEWCopy !req
104. IT'S THE BEACH,
IT GETS CHILLY ON THE BEACH.Copy !req
105. - YOU KNOW...
- BRING A JACKET.Copy !req
106. - BRING A JACKET.
- RIGHT.Copy !req
107. YOU KNOW, SO I BROUGHT
THE JACKET AND...Copy !req
108. AND I WAS SMART, YOU KNOW,
TO BRING THE JACKET.Copy !req
109. LARRY, DO YOU WANT
THE JACKET BACK?Copy !req
110. EH, OH... OKAY.Copy !req
111. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
112. - ARE YOU SURE?
- IT-IT DID ITS JOB, TRULY.Copy !req
113. - YOU SURE?
- YEAH, YOU TAKE IT BACK.Copy !req
114. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
115. WOW!Copy !req
116. WOWIE.
BETTER?Copy !req
117. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
118. OH...Copy !req
119. - IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN...
- WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
120. - I WAS EATING A S'MORE—
- IS THAT A S'MORE?Copy !req
121. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
I WAS EATING IT,
IT'S CHOC—Copy !req
122. BUT IT'LL WASH OUT,
IT'S FLEECE.Copy !req
123. OH MY GOD.
THAT'S NOT GONNA WASH OUT.Copy !req
124. - LOOK AT THAT.
- WELL, SURE—Copy !req
125. I'LL TAKE THE JACKET
WITH ME. I CAN WASH IT.
IT'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
126. - I'D BE HAPPY
TO BUY YOU A NEW JACKET.
- I SEE S'MORES,Copy !req
127. I CAN'T STAND THEM.
I DON'T KNOW HOW...Copy !req
128. I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT
PEOPLE EAT THEM FOR.Copy !req
129. SO SOMEBODY BORROWS
YOUR JACKET,Copy !req
130. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
131. YOU MOVE ON.
YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT.
YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
132. HOW COULD I SIT THERE
FREEZING TO DEATHCopy !req
133. WHILE SHE'S WEARING
MY JACKET?Copy !req
134. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER
AND SHE'S GOT AN ILLNESSCopy !req
135. WHERE SHE REALLY NEEDS
THE JACKET.Copy !req
136. YOU DON'T HAVE
AN ILLNESS EITHER—Copy !req
137. SHE'S A PERFECTLY HEALTHY
WOMAN WEARING MY JACKET,
I'M FREEZING.Copy !req
138. LARRY, THEY GOT ENGAGED
TONIGHT, OKAY?Copy !req
139. THIS WAS NOT ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
140. IT WAS NOT ABOUT
YOUR STUPID JACKET.
THEY GOT ENGAGED.Copy !req
141. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
142. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
SAY THAT?Copy !req
143. - 'CAUSE I WAS COLD.
- WELL, SO WAS SHE.Copy !req
144. WELL THEN, SHE SHOULD HAVE
BROUGHT HER OWN JACKET.Copy !req
145. I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO ANTICIPATED THAT IT WAS
GOING TO BE COLD.Copy !req
146. AND I SHOULD BE REWARDED
FOR THAT FORESIGHT,
NOT PUNISHED.Copy !req
147. YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS
REALLY— IT'S A SERIOUS THING
FOR THEM TO GET ENGAGED.Copy !req
148. I DID NOT ASK HER DIRECTLY
FOR THE JACKET.Copy !req
149. IF I SAY
DON'T SAY ANYTHING,Copy !req
150. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
151. YES YES, MOM, YEAH.Copy !req
152. - MOM SAYS—
- I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.Copy !req
153. IF MOM SAYS, "DON'T SAY—"
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
154. YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID
THAT YOU WERE THE SMART PIG?Copy !req
155. - YEAH, THE SMART
PIG— EXACTLY, YEAH.
- THAT MADE HIS HOUSE OF—Copy !req
156. BUT THE THING ABOUT
THE SMART PIG THAT MADE
HIS HOUSE OF BRICKS,Copy !req
157. HE PROTECTED
THE OTHER LITTLE PIGS
THAT CAME OVER.Copy !req
158. OKAY?
HE WATCHED OVER THEM
AND HELPED THEM,Copy !req
159. 'CAUSE HE WAS
A GENEROUS PIG.Copy !req
160. YEAH... THE PIG ALSO
DIDN'T COME HOMECopy !req
161. TO FIND SOME OTHER
FUCKING PIGCopy !req
162. LIVING IN HIS HOUSE
WHILE HE WAS LOCKED OUT.Copy !req
163. IF THE JACKET WERE
BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE...Copy !req
164. - I KNOW.
- I WOULD'VE SHARED IT
LIKE THE PIG DID.Copy !req
165. PIG?Copy !req
166. THE PIG— "THE THREE
LITTLE PIGS," YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT STORY?Copy !req
167. WHAT PIG?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT PIG IS.Copy !req
168. YOU KNOW,
"THE THREE LITTLE PIGS."Copy !req
169. ONE BUILT— THE WOLF
WAS AFTER THE PIGS.Copy !req
170. ONE BUILT HIS HOUSE
WITH BRICKS.Copy !req
171. I'M THE PIG
WITH THE BRICKS.Copy !req
172. WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?
IN THE NEWS?Copy !req
173. NO, THIS IS A FAIRY TALE.Copy !req
174. - NOT REAL?
- YEAH, IT'S NOT REAL.Copy !req
175. - OH.
- YEAH.Copy !req
176. ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT—
WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
I OWE YOU MONEY.Copy !req
177. - 300.
- 300.Copy !req
178. CAN YOU BELIEVE
I BET THE CLIPPERS?
WHAT KIND OF MORON AM I?Copy !req
179. THAT IS YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE.
I SAID DON'T, YOU DID IT.Copy !req
180. - HAVE I EVER WON
ON THE CLIPPERS, HUH?
- NEVER, NEVER, MMM-MM.Copy !req
181. A JERK.Copy !req
182. OKAY, ON TUESDAY—Copy !req
183. MMM.Copy !req
184. - I THINK, UH...
- YES?Copy !req
185. - I THINK I LIKE THE KNICKS.
- YOU AND I CONNECT.Copy !req
186. - YEAH?
- HUH?Copy !req
187. THEY'RE GETTING
THREE AND A HALF POINTS.Copy !req
188. - 150.
- OKAY.Copy !req
189. OKAY... I DON'T EVEN
HAVE ENOUGH CASH.Copy !req
190. - CAN I WRITE YOU A CHECK?
- MAKE IT OUT TO CASH.Copy !req
191. ALL RIGHT,
COME ON IN FOR A SECOND.
YOU CAN COME IN.Copy !req
192. - THAT'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT—
- THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.Copy !req
193. HEY-HEY,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.Copy !req
194. - BOY, WHAT ARE YOU
FEEDING THIS ANIMAL?
- WHAT YOU MEAN?Copy !req
195. HE'S AS FAT AS A HOUSE.
MY GOD, LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF HIM.Copy !req
196. WHAT KIND OF THING
IS THAT TO SAY?Copy !req
197. YOU'LL HURT
HIS FEELINGS.Copy !req
198. LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
199. HE KNOWS!
YOU DON'T CALL A DOG FAT.Copy !req
200. YOU GO AROUND
CALLING JEFF A FAT FUCK.Copy !req
201. JEFF IS A FAT FUCK.
OSCAR IS JUST BIG BONED.Copy !req
202. HE'S NOT FAT, HE'S LEAN.
HE'S JUST RIGHT.Copy !req
203. - THANK YOU.
- HE'S GORGEOUS.Copy !req
204. WHAT DO YOU FEED THE DOG?Copy !req
205. FOOD, YOU KNOW, DOG FOOD.Copy !req
206. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?Copy !req
207. UH, AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
NEARBY.Copy !req
208. OH, THEY LIVE
ABOUT TWO BLOCKS UP,Copy !req
209. BIG GRAY HOUSE
WITH WHITE COLUMNS.Copy !req
210. - WHI-WHITE COLUMNS?
- YEAH, CAN'T MISS IT.Copy !req
211. IT'S RIGHT
ON THE RIGHT SIDE.Copy !req
212. - TWO BLOCKS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
213. UM, I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.Copy !req
214. THIS IS SUNG;
CHERYL, SUSIE, OSCAR.Copy !req
215. - HI.
- HI.Copy !req
216. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
217. HE'S A BEAUTIFUL DOG.Copy !req
218. WHY-WHY DID YOU TELL HER
THE DOG'S FAT?Copy !req
219. WHY? BECAUSE HE IS FAT.
HE'S GAINED ABOUT 25 LBS.Copy !req
220. YOU DON'T TELL HER THAT.
YOU CAN THINK THAT,
TELL ME EVEN.Copy !req
221. - WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU FEEDING IT?
- SHE FEEDS IT, I'M NOT.Copy !req
222. I DON'T GET THE WHOLE
DOG THING ANYWAY.Copy !req
223. - WE HAD A DOG—
SHERIFF, REMEMBER?
- I KNOW SHERIFF.Copy !req
224. IT'S LIKE HAVING A BUM
LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
225. WHEN EVERYBODY HATES ME,
MY DOG LOVES ME.Copy !req
226. HEY, STOP THE CAR
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
227. - THAT HEINEMAN'S CAR?
- YEAH, THAT'S HEINEMAN'S CAR.Copy !req
228. BUT LOOK...Copy !req
229. HE NEVER FIXED THE DENT.Copy !req
230. REMEMBER WHEN
I SMASHED INTO IT?Copy !req
231. - HE DIDN'T FIX IT. I GAVE HIM
A CHECK FOR $1500.
- WOW!Copy !req
232. HE WON'T TALK TO ME SINCE
HIS DAUGHTER JUMPED OFF
THE CHAIR LIFT.Copy !req
233. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
234. OY, PERFECT.Copy !req
235. - HELLO.
- LARRY.Copy !req
236. I WAS DRIVING
BY THE RESTAURANTCopy !req
237. AND I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICECopy !req
238. YOU HAVEN'T FIXED
THE DENT ON THE CAR.Copy !req
239. NO, I DIDN'T FIX THE DENT.Copy !req
240. HMM.
MAY I ASK WHY?Copy !req
241. CONSIDERING IT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS, I HAD
BETTER USE FOR THE MONEY.Copy !req
242. - SUCH AS?
- IF YOU MUST KNOW, I GAVE
THE MONEY TO MY DAUGHTERCopy !req
243. WHO NEEDS IT FOR SOMETHING
FAR MORE IMPORTANT
THAN FIXING A CAR.Copy !req
244. - WHAT DOES SHE NEED IT FOR?
- IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
245. - IT'S A LITTLE UNETHICAL—
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO—Copy !req
246. —NOT TO FIX THE CAR.
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH ETHICS.Copy !req
247. YOU GAVE ME MY MONEY.
I CAN DO WITH THAT MONEY
WHAT I PLEASE.Copy !req
248. ARE THESE PICKLES?Copy !req
249. - THEY'RE MINE!Copy !req
250. ALL RIGHT.
MAN, TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
251. - GOOD DAY, MR. DAVID.
- GOOD DAY, MR. HEINEMAN.Copy !req
252. PFFT, BOY,
THAT WENT WELL.Copy !req
253. HE SAID HE HAS NO INTENTION
OF GETTING THE CAR FIXED.Copy !req
254. HE GAVE THE MONEY
TO HIS DAUGHTER,
SAID SHE NEEDED IT.Copy !req
255. WELL, THAT'S
A BIG BOWL OF WRONG.Copy !req
256. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
257. HELLO?Copy !req
258. HEY, HONEY.Copy !req
259. HEY, ASK HER
HOW THE KNICKS DID.
I GOT $150 ON THEM—Copy !req
260. WHEN?
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?Copy !req
261. WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
262. ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE
IN LIKE 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
263. OSCAR WENT INTO THE PANTRY,
HAD THREE BOXES OF OREOS
AND NOW HE'S GONNA DIE.Copy !req
264. - WHAT?
- HE'S AT THE VET.
HE'S GONNA DIE.Copy !req
265. I TOLD YOU YOU'RE FEEDING
THAT DOG TOO MUCH.Copy !req
266. I DON'T FEED HIM OREOS!Copy !req
267. ALL RIGHT, UH...Copy !req
268. I'LL BE IN THE EXAMINING ROOM.
JUST WAIT OUT HERE.
I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
269. EXCUSE ME?
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO KNOWCopy !req
270. THE SCORE
OF THE KNICK GAME
LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
271. OH, THE KNICKS?
OH, THAT WAS A GREAT GAME.Copy !req
272. - WENT INTO OVERTIME.
- REALLY?Copy !req
273. YEAH, THEY LOST BY FOUR.Copy !req
274. - LARRY?Copy !req
275. - OH, HONEY...
- NO!Copy !req
276. - OSCAR'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- Susie: HE'S SEDATED.Copy !req
277. HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE HIM HOME.Copy !req
278. - I LOVE THAT DOG.
- OH, LARRY...Copy !req
279. - SO SWEET.
- UH-HUH.Copy !req
280. OH, LARRY.Copy !req
281. HEY, YOU GOT SOMETHING
FROM MARLA,Copy !req
282. - TO "LARRY DAVID."
- MARLA?Copy !req
283. THE ONE WHO
RUINED MY JACKET?
THAT MARLA?Copy !req
284. - YEAH.
- REALLY?Copy !req
285. WELL, GIVE IT TO ME.
WHAT ARE YOU OPENING IT FOR?Copy !req
286. IT'S ALREADY OPEN NOW.Copy !req
287. SHE'S MY FRIEND.Copy !req
288. "HI, LARRY,
SORRY ABOUT THE JACKET,
MARLA."Copy !req
289. THERE'S A CHECK.Copy !req
290. WHAT?Copy !req
291. A CHECK!Copy !req
292. $150!Copy !req
293. WOW!Copy !req
294. - BOY, YOU DON'T
SEE THAT VERY OFTEN.
- WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
295. WELL, SOMEBODY DOES
SOMETHING WRONGCopy !req
296. AND THEN THEY MAKE UP FOR IT
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
297. THIS IS QUITE A GESTURE.Copy !req
298. I HAD HER PEGGED
ALL WRONG, I THINK.Copy !req
299. I GUESS I SHOULD
KEEP IT, RIGHT?Copy !req
300. SOMETIMES YOU
RIP UP THESE CHECKS,
IT SCREWS UP THE BOOKS.Copy !req
301. - YEAH.
- IT DOES, HONESTLY.Copy !req
302. I'LL KEEP THE CHECK.Copy !req
303. IT CAN REALLY SCREW UP
THE BOOKS, THESE THINGS.Copy !req
304. - WELL, I-I—
- REALLY NICE.Copy !req
305. I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU
EVEN REALIZE WHAT A NICE
GESTURE THAT IS.Copy !req
306. I'M APOLOGIZING ALL THE TIME,
TELLING PEOPLE I'M SORRY.Copy !req
307. I KNOW WHEN I'VE DONE
SOMETHING WRONG. I'M NOT
AFRAID TO APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
308. MOST PEOPLE, I HAVE TO SAY,
AND MY MOTHER ALWAYS USED
TO TELL ME THIS,Copy !req
309. "MOST PEOPLE AREN'T
LIKE YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
310. MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT
LIKE YOU.Copy !req
311. YOU'RE SPECIAL."Copy !req
312. YOU KNOW?
EVERYBODY'S NOT LIKE ME.Copy !req
313. - NO, THEY'RE NOT, NO.
- WHEN I DO SOMETHING WRONG,
I SAY, "I'M SORRY."Copy !req
314. IT'S THE BIG— YOU KNOW,
YOU GIVE IT UP.Copy !req
315. YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG,
YOU SAY IT.Copy !req
316. THAT'S WHAT SHE DID.
THAT'S WHAT THAT CHECK
IS ABOUT.Copy !req
317. I KNOW, I KNOW AND I-I—
LISTEN,Copy !req
318. THIS MAKES ME FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER TO KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT MARLA NOW.Copy !req
319. SO WHEN WE GO TO THEIR WEDDING,
IT'S NOT GONNA BE WEIRD.Copy !req
320. - IT WILL BE
COMFORTABLE. YEAH.
- IT'LL BE COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
321. AND I HAVE TO SAY,Copy !req
322. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY TOUCHINGCopy !req
323. HOW SENSITIVE YOU WERE
ABOUT OSCAR TODAY.Copy !req
324. OH, COME ON...
IT'S OSCAR, MAN.Copy !req
325. - OH.
- I KNOW, BUT I JUST—
I DON'T USUALLY SEE YOU...Copy !req
326. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
327. SO... KIND OF IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR EMOTIONS.Copy !req
328. - REALLY?
- AND WILLING TO...Copy !req
329. I MEAN, YOU'D HAVE TO BE
INHUMAN NOT TO FEEL SOMETHING
IN A MOMENT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
330. THE POOR DOG IS FIGHTING
FOR HIS LIFE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
331. I LOVE THAT DOG.
I MEAN...Copy !req
332. IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED
TO HIM, I-I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
333. - I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO, BUT...
- OH.Copy !req
334. - I'M SURE I'D FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.
- LARRY.Copy !req
335. I-I LOVE
THAT FREAKING DOG.Copy !req
336. - YOU KNOW?
- I KNOW.Copy !req
337. HUH. HEY,
WHOA, NELSON.Copy !req
338. WHAT YOU GOT—
WHAT YOU GOT UP
YOUR SLEEVE HERE?Copy !req
339. I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT YOU GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE?Copy !req
340. AM I DETECTING A LITTLE...
DAYTIME SEX HERE?Copy !req
341. IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT?Copy !req
342. DAYTIME SEX?
I LOVE DAYTIME SEX.Copy !req
343. THEN YOU CAN JUST GO ON
WITH THE REST OF THE DAYCopy !req
344. - AS IF NOTHING HAPPEN—
- OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
345. OSCAR!Copy !req
346. OSCAR, WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU?Copy !req
347. JEFF, LOOK IN THE GARDEN SHED.
HE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
348. - OSCAR!
- Jeff: I'M LOOKING.Copy !req
349. HAVE YOU SEE OSCAR?
WAS HE OUTSIDE?Copy !req
350. - NO.
- HE'S MISSING.Copy !req
351. - OSCAR'S MISSING?
- YES, HE'S MISSING.
HE WAS SEDATED.Copy !req
352. WE SEDATED HIM
YESTERDAY AT THE VET.Copy !req
353. HE WAS LYING IN THE BACKYARD
AND NOW HE'S GONE.Copy !req
354. HE COULD BARELY WALK
TWO STEPS— JEFF!Copy !req
355. - I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
- HUH!Copy !req
356. - I HAVE NO IDEA.
- MAYBE SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED HI.Copy !req
357. NO ONE'S GOING TO KIDNAP
A SEDATED DOG.Copy !req
358. WELL, WHERE THE FUCK
IS HE, JEFF?Copy !req
359. GOD.
OSCAR!Copy !req
360. - THIS IS CRAZY.Copy !req
361. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?Copy !req
362. - I HAVE A KOREAN BOOKIE.
- YEAH?Copy !req
363. - WHEN HE WAS OVER AT
THE HOUSE THE OTHER DAY—
- YEAH?Copy !req
364. HE SAW OSCAR THERE.
HE WAS KIND OF DROOLING
OVER HIM A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
365. SO... HE LIKES MY DOG.Copy !req
366. WELL, YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT A MYTH,Copy !req
367. THEY DO EAT DOGS.Copy !req
368. - THEY EAT DOGS?
- YEAH.Copy !req
369. SOME KOREANS EAT DOGS.Copy !req
370. - UGH!
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
371. - WHAT?
- I GOTTA GO OVER THERE NOW.
HE'S GOT A FLOWER SHOP.Copy !req
372. I GOTTA PAY OFF
MY KNICK LOSS.Copy !req
373. I'LL SUSS IT OUT.
I'LL FEEL IT OUT.Copy !req
374. I'M SURE HE DIDN'T EAT
YOUR DOG— I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BROUGHT IT UP.Copy !req
375. YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE BROUGHT IT UP.
THAT MADE ME A LITTLE—Copy !req
376. - NO, NO, DON'T— FORGET IT.
- ALL RIGHT, FORGOTTEN.Copy !req
377. HE DIDN'T KIDNAP
AND EAT YOUR DOG, OKAY?Copy !req
378. DON'T—
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
379. OH, NO, MARLA.Copy !req
380. I GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF.
THE BEACH IS A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
381. YEAH, TELL MARK
I SAID HI.Copy !req
382. OKAY. BYE.Copy !req
383. WHO HAS A WEDDING
ON THE BEACH?Copy !req
384. MARK AND MARLA?Copy !req
385. - YES, YOU KNOW THEM?
- I'M GOING TO THE WEDDING.Copy !req
386. - YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE?
- YEAH!Copy !req
387. - I SEE YOU THERE!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
388. - FLOWER, DUMB-DUMB.
- YOU'RE DOING THE FLOWERS?Copy !req
389. - THE WEDDING NEED FLOWERS.
- HUH, HUH.Copy !req
390. - WILL YOU SAY HI TO ME
OR ARE YOU GONNA DIS ME?
- NO, I DON'T DIS PEOPLE.Copy !req
391. - OKAY, OKAY.
- I OWE YOU MONEY.Copy !req
392. - YES.
- OKAY.Copy !req
393. - HERE WE GO...
- UH, OKAY,Copy !req
394. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
395. I'M— I DON'T
HAVE THE CASH.Copy !req
396. HOW COME YOU NEVER
HAVE CASH, LARRY?Copy !req
397. I'M SORRY, SUNG.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
398. - NO, I SEE YOU ON THE—
- NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN,
I PROMISE.Copy !req
399. - BUT LISTEN,
KNOW WHAT I GOT?
- WHAT?Copy !req
400. I GOT A CHECK FROM MARLA
MADE OUT TO ME FOR $150.
I'LL SIGN IT RIGHT OVER TO YOU.Copy !req
401. - OKAY, LAST TIME.
- LAST TIME, SUNG.
I'M SORRY, I PROMISE.Copy !req
402. - 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU.
- OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
403. - OKAY.
- I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.Copy !req
404. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
405. WHAT?Copy !req
406. - YOU KNOW WHO I'M LIKING?
- I HAVE A FEELING.Copy !req
407. NO, NOT LIKING, NOT LIKING,
SUNG, LOVING.Copy !req
408. - WHO? HUH?
- LOVING.Copy !req
409. CELTICS!Copy !req
410. I KNEW IT,
'CAUSE I THINK
THE SAME THING AS YOU!Copy !req
411. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
- YOU'RE GOING TO WIN!Copy !req
412. I THINK IT.
YOU'RE GONNA WIN.Copy !req
413. - $300 ON THE CELTICS.
- WINNER.Copy !req
414. - LET'S PICK 'EM.
I LOVE 'EM.
- YES.Copy !req
415. - I LOVE 'EM.
- HOW DOES IT FEEL?Copy !req
416. - I LOVE THE CELTICS.
- IT FEELS GOOD, HUH?Copy !req
417. - YEAH.
- YES.Copy !req
418. OHH,
MMM-HMMM.Copy !req
419. WHAT ARE YOU
EATING, SUNG?Copy !req
420. LARRY, THIS IS
FRESH MEAT.Copy !req
421. IT'S QUITE
DELECTABLE.Copy !req
422. WHAT KIND OF MEAT?Copy !req
423. THE BEST KIND.Copy !req
424. ONLY THE BEST FOR SUNG.Copy !req
425. SO I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS
OR NOT, BUT...Copy !req
426. OSCAR'S MISSING.Copy !req
427. OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HE'S A GOOD DOG.Copy !req
428. - YEAH, HE'S A GOOD DOG.
- YES.Copy !req
429. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?Copy !req
430. UH, NO, LARRY.Copy !req
431. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
432. YES.Copy !req
433. OKAY.Copy !req
434. SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.Copy !req
435. SO, UH, I SAW THAT CAR
YOU HIT THE OTHER DAY
IN THE PARKING LOT.Copy !req
436. - HEINEMAN'S CAR?
- YEAH.Copy !req
437. WHAT THE—
HEINEMAN'S HERE?Copy !req
438. I DIDN'T SEE HIM,
I JUST SAW THE CAR.Copy !req
439. - WHAT THE HELL IS
HE DOING HERE?
- NO IDEA.Copy !req
440. - WHAT'S WITH THE HAT?
- WHAT?Copy !req
441. - I'M MARRIED,
I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT.
- IT DOES LOOK RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
442. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD
BE PULLING A RICKSHAW.Copy !req
443. - I COULD CARE LESS.
- BUT NONETHELESS...Copy !req
444. BOY, I TELL YOU SOMETHING,
THIS IS ONE HELL OF
A TITTY FESTIVAL.Copy !req
445. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
446. BIG BOSOMSEVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.Copy !req
447. - YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
- WHAT?Copy !req
448. MARK OBVIOUSLY INVITED
A LOT OF HIS CLIENTS.Copy !req
449. OF COURSE, OF COURSE!Copy !req
450. HE GAVE THEM ALL BOOBS JOBS,
INVITED HIS CLIENTS.Copy !req
451. OH, HEY, THERE'S SUNG,
MY BOOKIE.Copy !req
452. - OH, WHAT HAPPENED WITH OSCAR?
- NOTHING. FORGET THAT.Copy !req
453. IS THAT HEINEMAN'S
DAUGHTER?Copy !req
454. YEAH.
NO WONDER WHY
THE CAR'S THERE.Copy !req
455. - Jeff: LOOK...
- JESUS, LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF HER.Copy !req
456. - WHAT HAS SHE DONE?
- Jeff: HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
457. HEINEMAN TOLD ME
THAT HE TOOK THE MONEY
I GAVE HIM, THE $1500Copy !req
458. AND GAVE IT
TO HIS DAUGHTER
AND DIDN'T TELL ME WHY.Copy !req
459. HE SAID SHE NEEDED IT
FOR SOMETHING.Copy !req
460. I PAID FOR THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
461. YOU PAID FOR THOSE
GIANT FAKE TITTIES.Copy !req
462. COME ON, MAN.
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?Copy !req
463. OKAY, WE'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.Copy !req
464. - WOW!
- HELLO.Copy !req
465. HELLO.Copy !req
466. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
467. I'M FINE, THANK YOU.Copy !req
468. YOU'VE UNDERGONE
QUITE A TRANSFORMATIONCopy !req
469. SINCE THE LAST TIME
I SAW YOU.Copy !req
470. YES, MY FATHER THOUGHT
IT WOULD BRING MORE JOY
TO MY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.Copy !req
471. - REALLY? IS THAT
WHAT HE THOUGHT?
- YES.Copy !req
472. LET ME JUST SAY THIS, OKAY?Copy !req
473. "LESS IS MORE."Copy !req
474. I THINK YOU WENT
A LITTLE... TOO BIG ON IT.Copy !req
475. IT'S JUST MY OPINION.Copy !req
476. WELL, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR OPINION.Copy !req
477. BUT WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE
FESTIVE IF THEY WERE
APPROPRIATELY SIZED.Copy !req
478. THEY-THEY'RE FESTIVE, MAN.
THAT'S A FESTIVAL IF I
EVER SAW ONE.Copy !req
479. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF GUY YOU'RE GOING AFTER
WITH THOSE THINGS,Copy !req
480. BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET SOMEBODY LIKE ME.Copy !req
481. OH WELL, OH GOD.Copy !req
482. ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.Copy !req
483. - GOOD LUCK WITH THEM.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
484. - I HOPE IT WORKS OUT.
- IT'S BEEN WORKING OUT.Copy !req
485. - REALLY?
- YES, IT HAS, ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
486. - HEY.
- HEY, LARRY.Copy !req
487. - IS THIS YOUR HANDIWORK?
- IT SURE IS, YEAH.Copy !req
488. - ONE OF MY BEST PATIENTS.
- REALLY?Copy !req
489. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, THANK YOU.
THEY FEEL GREAT.Copy !req
490. MY LUMBAR SECTION
OF THE BACK HURTS
A LITTLE.Copy !req
491. YOU WENT A LITTLE BIG.
WERE YOU DRUNK AT THE TIME
YOU DID THIS THING?Copy !req
492. HE THINKS
THEY'RE TOO BIG.Copy !req
493. THIS IS COMPLETELY
NATURAL, LARRY.Copy !req
494. - IT'S PROPORTIONATE—
- IT'S NATURAL AT
A FREAK SHOW MAYBE.Copy !req
495. - I DON'T THINK SO,
I THINK THEY'RE PERFECT.
- NOT VERY SUBTLE.Copy !req
496. IT'S NOT ABOUT SUBTLETY,
LARRY, IT'S ABOUT EXCELLENCE
AND CONFIDENCE.Copy !req
497. - I PAID FOR THEM,
BY THE WAY.
- EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
498. YEAH, I GAVE YOUR FATHER
A CHECK FOR THE CAR, $1500.Copy !req
499. HE GAVE IT TO YOU FOR THIS.Copy !req
500. - NOT ALL OF IT.
- MY CHECK, MY CHECK
PAID FOR THOSE.Copy !req
501. - THAT'S WHERE
MY MONEY'S GOING.
- MAYBE COVERED THE LEFT,Copy !req
502. - THE BOTTOM PORTION
OF THE LEFT HALF.
- EXACTLY.Copy !req
503. EXACTLY.Copy !req
504. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
505. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
THE SCORE OF THE CELTIC GAME
LAST NIGHT, WOULD YOU?Copy !req
506. UH... CELTICS LOST BY THREE.Copy !req
507. MAN...Copy !req
508. WHY CAN'T I CATCH A BREAK
ON THIS SHIT, OH!Copy !req
509. - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
510. LARRY?
LARRY, WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
511. I JUST TOLD HIM
THE CELTICS LOST.Copy !req
512. OH, I THINK
I'LL... GET MY COAT.Copy !req
513. I'M GETTING
A LITTLE CHILLY.Copy !req
514. MARK, DO YOU TAKE
THIS WOMAN, MARLA,Copy !req
515. TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,Copy !req
516. TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART?Copy !req
517. I DO.Copy !req
518. AND DO YOU, MARLA,
TAKE THIS MAN, MARK,Copy !req
519. TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,Copy !req
520. TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTHCopy !req
521. UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART?Copy !req
522. YOU HAVE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
523. - Mark: HONEY,
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
- WHAT?Copy !req
524. WHERE'S THE NEW JACKET,
LARRY?Copy !req
525. THERE— I DIDN'T
BUY A NEW JACKET.Copy !req
526. I SENT YOU $150.
DID YOU RECEIVE IT?Copy !req
527. - YEAH.
- WELL, WHERE IS
THE NEW JACKET?Copy !req
528. WELL, I DIDN'T BUY
A NEW JACKET.Copy !req
529. IT'S MY MONEY.
I CAN DO WHATEVER
I WANT WITH IT, NO?Copy !req
530. NO, THAT WAS MY MONEY
I GAVE TO YOU TO REPLACE
THE SOILED JACKET.Copy !req
531. I TOLD HIM TO BUY
A JACKET—Copy !req
532. - FIRST, YOU
DESTROYED MY JACKET.
—BEFORE HE SEES YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
533. I DON'T NEED TO BUY
A NEW JACKET JUST
'CAUSE YOU SAY.Copy !req
534. DID YOU READ THE MEMO
OF THE CHECK I SENT YOU,
LARRY?Copy !req
535. IT SAID,
"REPLACE FLEECE JACKET."
REPLACE FLEECE JACKET.Copy !req
536. - Jeff: UNBELIEVABLE.
- HAVE YOU EVER TASTED ANYTHING
LIKE THIS IN YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
537. IT'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
538. HMM.Copy !req
539. - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I'VE NEVER TASTED ANYTHING
LIKE IT.Copy !req
540. - WHAT IS THIS DISH?
- WHAT, YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
541. - Larry: YEAH.
- IT'S PULGOKI. THE KOREAN
FLORIST BROUGHT IT.Copy !req
542. IT'S DELICIOUS.Copy !req
543. OH, BOY!Copy !req
544. OSCAR!Copy !req
545. AH-AH!Copy !req
546. HEY, PULGOKI'S OSCAR!Copy !req
547. YOU'RE EATING A DO-OOOOG!Copy !req
548. YOU'RE EATING A DOG!Copy !req
549. DRINK OF WATER HERE!Copy !req
550. WE'RE EATING OSCAR!Copy !req
551. - Larry: HOLY SHIT,
IT'S OSCAR!Copy !req
552. LARRY! LARRY!Copy !req
553. - YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.Copy !req