1. SO THEN HE GOES
LIKE THIS...Copy !req
2. I GO, "WHAT IS IT, DAD?"
HE GOES...Copy !req
3. LIKE THIS.
HE CAN'T TALK.Copy !req
4. HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL,
THE BED, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
5. SO I LEAN IN,
AND HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR.Copy !req
6. HE SAYS TO ME,Copy !req
7. "YOU'RE ADOPTED."Copy !req
8. - HE SAID THAT?
- I THINK HE SAID THAT.Copy !req
9. MAYBE HE SAID,
"YOU'RE A DOCTOR."
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
10. BUT WHY WOULD HE SAY
I'M A DOCTOR? I WOULD KNOW
IF I'M A DOCTOR.Copy !req
11. WHY DO YOU THINK
HE WOULD WAIT UNTIL
NOW TO TELL YOU?Copy !req
12. MAYBE HE THOUGHT
HE WAS DYING.Copy !req
13. BUT I'M STILL NOT 100% SURE
THAT HE SAID IT.Copy !req
14. SO BASICALLY
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS,Copy !req
15. YOU WANT ME TO FIND OUT
IF YOU'RE ADOPTED OR NOT.Copy !req
16. YES.Copy !req
17. FIRST, HOW DID YOU
FIND ME?Copy !req
18. MY FRIEND SAID
HE READ THIS BIG ARTICLECopy !req
19. ABOUT YOU
IN THE L.A. MAGAZINE.Copy !req
20. "BEST BEST PRIVATE
INVESTIGATOR IN LOS ANGELES."Copy !req
21. LOOK, MR. DAVID,Copy !req
22. I HAVE TO BE HONEST
WITH YOU.Copy !req
23. MY BUSINESS
AND WHAT I DO—Copy !req
24. WHAT I DO IS
I SERVICE THE COMMUNITY.Copy !req
25. BASICALLYWHAT I'M SAYING IS,Copy !req
26. I DON'T SEE A WAY
THAT YOU WOULD, UH,Copy !req
27. BE HELPING MY COMMUNITY.Copy !req
28. WHAT ABOUT...Copy !req
29. CALLING SOME BINGO GAMES
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
30. YOU GOT, LIKE,
A COMMUNITY CENTER
FOR BINGO?Copy !req
31. BINGO'S A DISTRACTION.Copy !req
32. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE BINGO.Copy !req
33. I'VE GOT EXTRA SNEAKERS
THAT I DON'T WEAR ANYMORECopy !req
34. - IN PRETTY GOOD
CONDITION, I MUST SAY.
- EXTRA SNEAKERS?Copy !req
35. I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO DONATE 'EM.Copy !req
36. MR. DAVID, I DON'T THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK.Copy !req
37. IT WOULD MEAN
AN AWFUL LOT TO ME.Copy !req
38. PLEASE PLEASE,
THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
39. IF THERE'S ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO CONVINCE YOU,Copy !req
40. - I WOULD.
- I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING.Copy !req
41. WHAT ABOUT A BIG BROTHER
KIND OF THING?Copy !req
42. LET ME TALK TO SOME
OF MY COMMUNITY LEADERSCopy !req
43. - AND SEE EXACTLY
WHAT THE COMMUNITY NEEDS—
- YEAH, OKAY,Copy !req
44. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
45. MAYBE FOR ONE AFTERNOON,Copy !req
46. TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
47. UM, IS THAT A KEY
TO THE MEN'S ROOM?Copy !req
48. WELL, IT SAYS "MEN'ON IT. YES.Copy !req
49. IT'S A NATURAL QUESTION
TO ASK.Copy !req
50. - YES.
- MAY I BORROW THE KEY?Copy !req
51. - YES, YOU MAY
BORROW THE KEY.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
52. OKAY.
THANKS, MR. JONES.Copy !req
53. - AND YOU'LL THINK
ABOUT IT?
- I WILL.Copy !req
54. BY THE WAY...Copy !req
55. LOVE THE BOW-TIE.Copy !req
56. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- USING THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
57. THAT'S MY STALL!
DID YOU SEE THE PLAQUE
ON IT—Copy !req
58. YES, I KNOW,
BUT SOMEBODY WAS USING
THE OTHER ONE, SO I—Copy !req
59. WELL, THEN YOU WAIT!Copy !req
60. I COULDN'T WAIT.
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
I HAD TO GO!Copy !req
61. THERE'S ONE STALL FOR ME,
AND YOU'RE IN IT!Copy !req
62. IF YOU WERE HERE,
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
FIRST DIBS.Copy !req
63. BUT HONESTLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN
A HANDICAPPED PERSON
IN THE BATHROOM,Copy !req
64. MAYBE EVER.
SO I THOUGHT I COULD
PERHAPS TAKE MY CHANCES.Copy !req
65. "A HANDICAPPED PERSON"?Copy !req
66. THAT'S NICE.
OH, THAT'S NICE!Copy !req
67. - IT'S CALLED DISABLED.
DISABLED.
- DISABLED?Copy !req
68. WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND SO HOT.Copy !req
69. I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT IT
SOUNDS LIKE TO YOU, OKAY?
IT'S DISABLED.Copy !req
70. I THINK I WOULD PREFER
HANDICAPPED.Copy !req
71. GOD, YOU KNOW
HOW ARCHAIC THAT WORD IS?
"A HANDICAPPED PERSON"!Copy !req
72. THAT'S DEMEANING,
DON'T YOU KNOW?Copy !req
73. - I'M A DISABLED PERSON.
- OH, SORRY.Copy !req
74. YOU'RE SORRY.
- OH, SORRY.Copy !req
75. NOW YOU'VE
LEARNED A LESSON.
PLEASE, DON'T EVER GOCopy !req
76. - IN MY STALL AGAIN!
ALL RIGHT?
- FINE, OKAY.Copy !req
77. - THANKS SO MUCH!
- YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
78. - I APPRECIATE IT.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
79. DOUCHE-BAG.Copy !req
80. SO YOU THINK
HE'S A MUSLIM?Copy !req
81. - HE HAD THE BOW-TIE.
- HUH?Copy !req
82. DO BLACK MEN
WHO AREN'T MUSLIMS
EVER WEAR BOW-TIES?Copy !req
83. - I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
- IT'D BE INTERESTING
TO FIND THAT OUT.Copy !req
84. - I'M SURPRISED
YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM.
- YEAH, ME TOO.Copy !req
85. I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY,
I'M JUST CURIOUS.Copy !req
86. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
THAT I THINK HE'S A MUSLIM.Copy !req
87. HEY, THAT'S
A HANDICAPPED SPOT.Copy !req
88. WH-WH-WHAT?Copy !req
89. WHAT'S WITH THE WALKING?Copy !req
90. FUCK YOU!Copy !req
91. I HAVE A STUTTER!Copy !req
92. YEAH, BUT YOU CAN WALK.Copy !req
93. LOOK AT MY LICENSE PLATE!Copy !req
94. I HAVE PERMISSION,Copy !req
95. YOU FUCKING PRICK!Copy !req
96. OH HEY...Copy !req
97. WE GOT A DOG.Copy !req
98. REALLY? WHY?Copy !req
99. - SHE WANTED A DOG.
- YOU HAVE TO WALK IT
AND EVERYTHING?Copy !req
100. - I'M SURE I'LL WIND UP
DOING STUFF.
- OH, DEFINITELY.Copy !req
101. I KNOW, YEAH,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S KIND OF CUTE.Copy !req
102. - LARRY!
- I KIND OF LIKE IT. HI!Copy !req
103. - HI!
- JODI!Copy !req
104. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT, GREAT.Copy !req
105. - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
106. - HI JODI.
- HI.Copy !req
107. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING,
MS. JODI FUNKHOUSER?Copy !req
108. - SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING.Copy !req
109. - SEEKING ATTENTION,
GETTING REJECTED.Copy !req
110. - ARE THOSE NEW GLASSES?
- NO, BUT I CLEANED THEM.Copy !req
111. YOU'RE SO FUNNY!Copy !req
112. - I'M HERE WITH MY DAD.
- OH YEAH?Copy !req
113. ARE YOU COMING
TO MY PARENTS'
25th ANNIVERSARY PARTY?Copy !req
114. I AM.Copy !req
115. - OH. ARE YOU?
- EH...Copy !req
116. IT'LL BE FUN, REALLY.
THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
117. I'M NOT GONNA
THINK ABOUT IT,
BUT WHATEVER.Copy !req
118. - I REALLY HOPE YOU COME.
- WELL, THANKS.Copy !req
119. - IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
120. - WOW, GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- YEAH. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
121. BYE.Copy !req
122. ALL RIGHT,
IS IT MY IMAGINATION?Copy !req
123. DOES SHE LIKE YOU
THAT MUCH OR DOES SHE
DISLIKE ME THAT MUCH?Copy !req
124. OH, LESBIANS LOVE ME.
THEY LOVE ME.Copy !req
125. - HOW IS THAT?
- WELL, WHEN I FIRST
GOT TO L.A.Copy !req
126. YOU REMEMBER—
YOU KNOW PATTY,
MY FRIEND PATTY.Copy !req
127. - PATTY, YEAH.
- WELL, SHE'S A LESBIAN.Copy !req
128. - YES.
- YOU KNOW, SO, OBVIOUSLY,Copy !req
129. THEY TALK AMONGST THEMSELVES,
AND THE WORD GOT OUTCopy !req
130. THAT I'M A FRIEND
O' LESBIANS.Copy !req
131. YOU'RE A FRIEND O' LESBIANS!
- YES, THEY KNOW THAT.Copy !req
132. SO THE COMMUNITY
HAS COMPLETELY EMBRACED YOU.Copy !req
133. TOTALLY EMBRACED ME.
COMPLETELY.Copy !req
134. MORE SO THAN ANY OTHER
COMMUNITY.Copy !req
135. INCLUDING JEWS.Copy !req
136. - READY? THIS WAY.
- HI, TWO. YEAH.Copy !req
137. OH, JEEZ.Copy !req
138. THE MEN'S ROOM KEY
FROM THE PRIVATE
INVESTIGATOR'S OFFICE.Copy !req
139. I FORGOT
TO BRING IT BACK.Copy !req
140. - I'M ALWAYS DOING THAT.
- HEY,Copy !req
141. CHECK OUT
THE BOW-TIE HERE.Copy !req
142. IT'S A SMART LOOK.Copy !req
143. I THINK I'M GONNA
GET ME ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
144. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU OUGHTTA TRY
WEARING A BOW-TIE.Copy !req
145. - IT'D BE A GOOD LOOK
FOR YOU. HI!
- HI.Copy !req
146. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- GREAT!Copy !req
147. HEY, THANKS FOR SENDING
THE INVITE BACK.Copy !req
148. - OH, SURE. I'M EXCITED.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST.Copy !req
149. - IT'S GONNA BE—
ARE YOU COMING?
- EH...Copy !req
150. - TELL ME YOU'RE COMING.
PLEASE.
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
151. 25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!Copy !req
152. - ROSIE'S COMING.
- ROSIE O'DONNELL?Copy !req
153. AND I HAVE
LARRY DAVID'S PLACE CARD
RIGHT NEXT TO HERS.Copy !req
154. - REALLY? YOU'RE
SITTING ME NEXT TO HER?
- RIGHT NEXT TO HER.Copy !req
155. - YOU KNOW ROSIE O'DONNELL?
- I KNOW HER FROM NEW YORK.Copy !req
156. - WE USED TO HANG OUT
TOGETHER DOING COMEDY.
- YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.Copy !req
157. - JUST SEND
THE INVITATION BACK, OKAY?
- OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
158. - I'LL SEE YOU GUYS THERE.
I'M EXCITED.
- BY THE WAY,Copy !req
159. - JODIE'S REALLY LOOKING GOOD.
- SHE DOES LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
160. - DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?
- OH, THANKS A LOT, YEAH.Copy !req
161. SHE'S DATING A GUY.
I THINK IT'S SERIOUS.Copy !req
162. SHE'S DATING A GUY?Copy !req
163. YEAH, SHE'S NO LONGER GAY.Copy !req
164. WHAT? YOU'RE KIDDING!Copy !req
165. THAT'S FANTASTIC!Copy !req
166. CONGRATULATIONS!
GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
167. SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN
ANYMORE.Copy !req
168. OH MY GOD.
GOOD GOING.Copy !req
169. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU, UH, SOON.Copy !req
170. YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE PARTY.Copy !req
171. LARRY, WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
172. IT'S OVER?Copy !req
173. WHAT'S OVER?Copy !req
174. THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
175. WHY WOULD OUR MARRIAGE
BE OVER?Copy !req
176. YOU SAID,Copy !req
177. "WE NEED TO TALK."Copy !req
178. YEAH, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
MARTY FUNKHOUSER'S PARTY!Copy !req
179. OH, OKAY. I THOUGHT—Copy !req
180. - EH, FORGET IT.
- NO NO NO, WHAT DID
YOU THINK?Copy !req
181. WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID,
"WE NEED TO TALK."Copy !req
182. GENERALLY,
WHEN COUPLES BREAK UP,Copy !req
183. THAT'S HOW THEY
INTRODUCE IT, YOU KNOW,
"WE NEED TO TALK."Copy !req
184. - SO I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS—
- WELL, WHY WOULD YOU—Copy !req
185. WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN THINK THAT?Copy !req
186. WELL, BECAUSE WOMEN
HAVE BROKEN UP WITH ME
MANY TIMES,Copy !req
187. AND THEY'VE ALWAYS
INTRODUCED IT WITH
"WE NEED TO TALK."Copy !req
188. SO I'M JUST
SORT OF CONDITIONED
FOR THAT RESPONSE.Copy !req
189. AND WHEN WOMEN
BROKE UP WITH YOU,Copy !req
190. DID YOU LIGHT UP
LIKE THAT?Copy !req
191. LIGHT UP?Copy !req
192. - YEAH.
- DID I LIGHT UP?Copy !req
193. "OH, IT'S OVER?"Copy !req
194. YOU KNOW,
IT COULD HAVE BEEN
A DEFENSE MECHANISM.Copy !req
195. THAT'S HOW I REACT TO THINGS.
I GO THE OTHER WAY,Copy !req
196. SO I DON'T GET HURT.
I PROTECT MYSELF.Copy !req
197. YOU UNDERSTAND.
SO WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY?
MARTY FUNKHOUSER'S PARTY—Copy !req
198. HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE?Copy !req
199. NO! NOT AT ALL!
NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
200. SO WHAT ABOUT
THE FUNKHOUSER PARTY?Copy !req
201. WELL, I WANTED TO KNOW
IF WE'RE GOING OR NOT.Copy !req
202. I NEED TO SEND IN
THE RSVP AND—Copy !req
203. I WASN'T GOING, AND NOW
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.Copy !req
204. ROSIE O'DONNELL'S
GONNA BE THERE.Copy !req
205. OUR TABLE.Copy !req
206. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
207. I MIGHT WEAR A BOW-TIE.Copy !req
208. - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
- YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A BOW-TIE?Copy !req
209. - ARE YOU LOVING THAT?
IS THAT FANTASTIC?Copy !req
210. HOW ABOUT THAT
FOR AN IDEA, HUH?Copy !req
211. I, WELL—Copy !req
212. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.Copy !req
213. - WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
- WANDA!Copy !req
214. - LOOK WHO'S HERE.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
215. WELCOME!
THIS IS OUR NEW HOUSE.Copy !req
216. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
217. - OH, THE RENTAL HOUSE.
- THIS IS A RENTAL.Copy !req
218. IT'S JUST FOR A FEW MONTHS
UNTIL THE RENOVATION'S DONE.
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
219. SHIT, I MEAN,
YOU'RE RENTING,
SO I CAN BE HONEST.Copy !req
220. - Cheryl: YEAH, YEAH.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
221. - KINDA COLD, LIKE A HOTEL.
- YEAH.Copy !req
222. A HOTEL? HOTELS ARE GOOD.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF ACTIVITYCopy !req
223. IN THE HOTEL LOBBY.
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING.Copy !req
224. WHY DON'T YOU PUT
A LITTLE BELLMAN'S CAP ON...Copy !req
225. - OKAY, I'LL PUT
A BELLMAN'S CAP ON.
- ... AND RUN AROUND.Copy !req
226. PUT A LITTLE CONCIERGE DESK
OVER THERE.Copy !req
227. - HEY, WANDA, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
- WHAT?Copy !req
228. IS IT WRONG TO ASSUMECopy !req
229. THAT A BLACK MAN
WEARING A BOW-TIE
IS A MUSLIM?Copy !req
230. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?Copy !req
231. WHAT THE FUCK, LARRY?Copy !req
232. I'M NOT YOUR LINK
INTO THE BLACK WORLD, OKAY?Copy !req
233. SO STOP ASKING ME
SHIT ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
AND STUFF, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
234. OKAY, BUT LET MECopy !req
235. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A BLACK MANCopy !req
236. WEARING A BOW-TIE
WHO'S NOT A MUSLIM?Copy !req
237. - WHO GIVES A FUCK?
- IT'S JUST SOMETHING
YOU MAY HAVE OBSERVED.Copy !req
238. - HAVE YOU OBSERVED—
- LARRY, I DON'T—Copy !req
239. - HAVE YOU EVER OBSERVED
A BLACK MAN...
- LARRY, I DON'T—Copy !req
240. WHO'S NOT A MUSLIM WEARING
A BOW-TIE? THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
241. YOU THINK FARRAKHAN
WENT OUT AND BOUGHT UPCopy !req
242. ALL THE BOW-TIES
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
243. HE'S SITTING THERE
HOLDING ON TO BOW-TIESCopy !req
244. AND ONLY MUSLIMS GET 'EM?
WHAT THE FUCK, LARRY?Copy !req
245. YOU— WHAT— NO.
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
246. FAIR ENOUGH.
GOOD ANSWER.Copy !req
247. "I DON'T KNOW."
I TOTALLY ACCEPT IT.Copy !req
248. - I GOT THE DOG.
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.Copy !req
249. - I KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
TO SEE HIM. SHERIFF!
- SHERIFF!Copy !req
250. - Larry: HELLO BOY!
- Wanda: HE'S A CUTIE!Copy !req
251. - WHAT THE HELL—
- Larry: I THINK
IT'S YOU, WANDA.Copy !req
252. - ONE OF Y'ALL
WANNA GRAB CUJO?
- UM...Copy !req
253. COME ON, IT'S JUST WANDA.
IT'S JUST WANDA.Copy !req
254. I'M SORRY.
HE'S VERY FRIENDLY.Copy !req
255. WE'RE ALL DONE IN THERE.Copy !req
256. JUST, UH, YOU HAVE TO WAIT
OVERNIGHT FOR THE—Copy !req
257. HEY! HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.
COME HERE.Copy !req
258. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR DOG?Copy !req
259. I DON'T KNOW.
SEE HOW FRIENDLY HE IS?Copy !req
260. GOOD DOG!
HE PROBABLY SMELLS MY DOG.Copy !req
261. - Repairman #1: OH!Copy !req
262. - HEY! SHIT!
- Larry: OH MY GOD!Copy !req
263. - GOD!
- HEY, COME ON!Copy !req
264. - GET OVER HERE.Copy !req
265. - WHAT'S WITH—
- I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
266. WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
267. - I'M REALLY SORRY.
- IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
268. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
269. - I'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM LIKE THIS.
- I'M REALLY SORRY.Copy !req
270. - YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
- HUH?Copy !req
271. YOU HAVE A RACIST DOG!Copy !req
272. - THAT DOG HATES
BLACK PEOPLE.
- WANDA.Copy !req
273. LARRY, YOU TRAINED THE DOG
TO HATE BLACK PEOPLE?Copy !req
274. NO, I DIDN'T TRAIN IT
TO HATE BLACK PEOPLE.Copy !req
275. HAS IT BARKED
AT ANY WHITE PEOPLE?Copy !req
276. NO, HE'S— HE'S—Copy !req
277. HE HASN'T BARKED
AT ANY WHITE PEOPLE.Copy !req
278. EXACTLY.
THE DOG IS RACIST.Copy !req
279. SHERIFF'S RACIST?Copy !req
280. SHERIFF?Copy !req
281. THAT'S A PERFECT NAME
FOR A RACIST DOG.Copy !req
282. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS DOG,
THE KLAN MEETING OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
283. - LARRY PICKED HIM OUT
AT THE POUND.
- THE POUND.Copy !req
284. SHERIFF THE FUCKING DOG
THAT EATS BLACK PEOPLE.Copy !req
285. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,Copy !req
286. Y'ALL STAY HERE
AND PET YOUR CRAZY-ASS
RACIST DOG,Copy !req
287. BUT I AM NOT BRINGING
MY BLACK ASSCopy !req
288. BACK UP INTO THIS
FUCKING HOTELCopy !req
289. UNTIL Y'ALL GET RID
OF THAT FUCKING KLAN DOG.Copy !req
290. GOT A KLAN DOG!Copy !req
291. LOOKING AT ME
LIKE I'M A DAMN T-BONE.Copy !req
292. - Cheryl: I'LL CALL YOU.
- AW, SHUT UP.Copy !req
293. SO WE HAVE THREE CHOICES.Copy !req
294. I'M SORRY, THE FIRST
THAT WE HAVE ISCopy !req
295. A SKIRT STEAK...Copy !req
296. LOOK, I CAN'T—
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.Copy !req
297. I CAN'T HEAR.
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
298. IT'S A SKIRT STEAK, SIR,
OR STIR FRY,Copy !req
299. UH, AND THAT'S—Copy !req
300. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
301. EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU JUST
KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT?Copy !req
302. WE CAN'T HEAR THE WAITER.
WE'RE TRYING TO ORDER.Copy !req
303. - KEEP IT DOWN?
- WE'RE TRYING TO HEAR
THE WAITER.Copy !req
304. I'M TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
WITH MY FAMILY OVER HERE.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
305. I'M NOT KEEPING IT DOWN.
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
306. - WE NEED TO KEEP IT DOWN
FOR TUCKER CARLSON OVER HERE.Copy !req
307. "KEEP IT DOWN"!Copy !req
308. - TUCKER CARLSON?
- TUCKER CARLSON.Copy !req
309. THERE'S A CHICKEN ROTISSERIECopy !req
310. AND A PORTOBELLO
MUSHROOM SALAD.Copy !req
311. - Susie: SALAD?
- YEAH, WELL THE PORTOBELLOCopy !req
312. IS CUT UP
ONTO MIXED GREENS.Copy !req
313. - Waiter:
ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?
- Susie: YEAH, IT DEPENDS.Copy !req
314. - Jeff: SHE IS.
- Susie: YEAH.Copy !req
315. SO THAT WOULD
SORT OF BE THE BEST CHOICE.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
316. I'M GONNA GET THE SKIRT STEAK.
WANT ME TO ORDER FOR YOU?Copy !req
317. - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- GET ME THE CHICKEN.Copy !req
318. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
319. UH, I'LL HAVE
THE PORTOBELLO, YEAH.Copy !req
320. - HEY, SUE.
- WHAT?Copy !req
321. WHAT'S WITH THE SNUB?Copy !req
322. OH, COME ON, LARRY.Copy !req
323. YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW?Copy !req
324. WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHY—Copy !req
325. WHAT?
WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
326. ALL RIGHT, LET ME
GIVE YOU A CLUE, OKAY?Copy !req
327. STARTS WITH A "J"
AND IT ENDS WITH AN "I."Copy !req
328. JEDI?Copy !req
329. - YOU KNOW—
- WHAT?Copy !req
330. IT'S JODI, OKAY?Copy !req
331. WH-WHAT DID YOU HEAR?Copy !req
332. WELL, I HEARD THAT YOU
JUST GOT SO EXCITED,Copy !req
333. LIKE YOU WERE SO HAPPY
THAT SHE WASN'T WITH
WOMEN ANYMORE.Copy !req
334. - THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
335. - I WAS HAPPY FOR HIM.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENED TO YOU.Copy !req
336. I WASN'T REALLY HAPPY
FOR HIM, I WAS PRETENDING
I WAS HAPPY FOR HIM.Copy !req
337. - OH REALLY?
- BUT THAT'S ALL.
I WAS JUST PRETENDING.Copy !req
338. - NO NO NO NO.
- NO, I WASN'T SINCERE.
I WASN'T SINCERELY EXCITED.Copy !req
339. - YOU'RE NOT
BEING SINCERE NOW.
- NO, NOW I'M BEING SINCERE.Copy !req
340. YOU KNOW,
THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY
USED TO REVERE YOU.Copy !req
341. - YOU USED TO BE SUCH
A LIBERAL GUY, LARRY.
- I'M LIBERAL.Copy !req
342. - NO, YOU'RE NOT LIBERAL.
- I AM LIBERAL.Copy !req
343. LOOK WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
LOOK AT THE BOW-TIE.Copy !req
344. THE BOW-TIE—
I JUST TRIED OUT
A BOW-TIE, SO WHAT?Copy !req
345. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
346. DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME
TALKING TO THIS MAN.Copy !req
347. THIS MAN IS A RACIST.Copy !req
348. HE HAS A RACIST DOG.Copy !req
349. HE HAS A DOG
THAT ATTACKS BLACK PEOPLE.Copy !req
350. OKAY, I DO—
THE DOG IS RACIST.Copy !req
351. - BUT I DIDN'T TRAIN
HIM TO BE RACIST.
- LARRY, FORGET ABOUT IT.Copy !req
352. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
353. BECAUSE WE TALK, LARRY.Copy !req
354. ARE YOU HAVING FUN
OR WHAT?Copy !req
355. WHAT DID YOU TELL JODI?Copy !req
356. I TOLD HER
YOU WERE JUST MAYBE
A LITTLE OVERJOYOUSCopy !req
357. AT THE FACT THAT SHE
WAS DATING A BOY.Copy !req
358. - THAT'S ALL I SAID.
- ALL THE LESBIANS
HATE ME NOW.Copy !req
359. - OH, SO IT'S MY FAULT?
- YES IT IS!Copy !req
360. - YOU CELEBRATED!
- I WAS PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY
FOR YOUR BENEFIT.Copy !req
361. - I DON'T NEED BENEFIT!
- YOU NEED BENEFIT!Copy !req
362. - WHAT DO I
NEED BENEFIT FOR?
- YOU NEED BENEFIT.Copy !req
363. I'M HAPPY IF JODI'S HAPPY.Copy !req
364. - YOU'RE OVERBLOWING
THIS WHOLE THING.
- I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
365. - WE'RE AT A PARTY.
- I DON'T LIKE BEING
SNUBBED BY LESBIANS.Copy !req
366. - IT'S THEIR PREROGATIVE.
- I'M THEIR BIGGEST SUPPORTER.Copy !req
367. - YOU'RE THEIR BIGGEST
SUPPORTER?
- YES I AM!Copy !req
368. WELL, THEY'RE IN TROUBLE THEN.Copy !req
369. BY THE WAY,
WHERE'S ROSIE O'DONNELL?Copy !req
370. SHE'S NOT HERE YET.Copy !req
371. SURE YOU INVITED HER?Copy !req
372. SHE'LL BE HERE.Copy !req
373. - WHEN?
- SOON.Copy !req
374. OKAY.Copy !req
375. DAN, DANNY,
COME OVER HERE.
I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.Copy !req
376. THIS IS JODI'S NEW BOYFRIEND.
THIS IS LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
377. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
378. - HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- OKAY.Copy !req
379. HEY, BY THE WAY,
YOU AND JODI—Copy !req
380. - FANTASTIC, GREAT NEWS.
- YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
381. - PRETTY GOOD.
- YES IT IS INDEED.Copy !req
382. PRETTY, PRETTY,Copy !req
383. PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
384. - YEAH.
- TERRIFIC.Copy !req
385. AND TO HAVE TO OVERCOMECopy !req
386. THE WHOLE SITUATION,Copy !req
387. THE WHOLE SEXUAL THING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
388. OH. OH, THERE'S NOTHING
TO OVERCOME, REALLY.Copy !req
389. WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE FACT THAT SHE'S BEEN
WITH WOMEN BEFORE YOU.Copy !req
390. - I KNOW—
- I'D BE REALLY
INTIMIDATED BY THAT,Copy !req
391. - BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY—
- INTIMIDATED?Copy !req
392. WELL, BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOINGCopy !req
393. AS MUCH AS THE WOMEN KNOW.
YOU KNOW, IT'S THEIR
EQUIPMENT.Copy !req
394. THEY OWN THE EQUIPMENT,
SO THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH IT.Copy !req
395. YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON DOWN THERE?Copy !req
396. - I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA.
- I'D LIKE TO THINK I DO.Copy !req
397. THAT WHOLE AREA IS SO
MYSTERIOUS TO ME, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
398. - I'M JUST SAYING IT'S—
- WELL, I MEAN—Copy !req
399. I'D BE INTIMIDATED,
I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
400. YEAH.Copy !req
401. I ALWAYS WONDERED,
DO YOU WALK AROUND IN
YOUR BIKINI AT HOME?Copy !req
402. - THE WAY HE TALKS,
YOU'D THINK THAT HE'S GOT—
- HEY.Copy !req
403. I THINK I WANT
TO GO HOME.Copy !req
404. LET'S GO HOME.Copy !req
405. NO, WE HAVEN'T EVEN
HAD DESSERT YET.Copy !req
406. SO WHAT?
WE DON'T NEED DESSERT.
COME ON.Copy !req
407. WELL, IT'S RUDE.
YOU STAY FOR DESSERT.Copy !req
408. - THEN YOU CAN GO.
- SO WHAT, DESSERT?
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
409. - WE CAN JUST GO. COME ON.
- WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?Copy !req
410. I NEED TO USE
THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
411. - SO GO USE THE BATHROOM.
- I DON'T WANT TO USE
THIS BATHROOM.Copy !req
412. - I WANT MY OWN—
- WHY?Copy !req
413. THIS PROJECT DEMANDS
I GET BACK TO MY BASE.Copy !req
414. I NEED MY BASE.Copy !req
415. - WE'RE NOT GOING HOME—
- Jeff: WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
416. - LARRY WANTS TO GO HOME...
- WHAT—Copy !req
417. TO USE THE BATHROOM.
IT'S LIKE—Copy !req
418. CHERYL, YOU NEED TO TELL
THE WHOLE TABLE?Copy !req
419. - WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT?
- HOLD ON HERE.Copy !req
420. YOU'VE NEVER DONE
THAT WITH ME AT LUNCH?
IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING.Copy !req
421. IT'S RIDICULOUS.
HE CAN USE THIS BATHROOM.Copy !req
422. - THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY—
- YOU'RE A GENTILE.Copy !req
423. YOU'LL GO IN
THE MIDDLE OF FIFTH AVENUE.
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR JEWS.Copy !req
424. - NO, YOU'RE AT AN AFFAIR.
- WHAT?Copy !req
425. YOU CANNOT LEAVE
AN AFFAIR BEFORE
THE DESSERT IS SERVED.Copy !req
426. WHAT IS THIS DESSERT THING?
WE DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE AFTER.Copy !req
427. - WE CAN LEAVE BEFORE DESSERT.
- Jeff: BETTER TO LEAVE AFTER.Copy !req
428. NO, YOU DO NOT LEAVE
BEFORE DESSERT.Copy !req
429. WHO MADE THIS UP?
WHERE'S THIS RULE?Copy !req
430. EVERYBODY HERE SEEMS
TO KNOW, BUT THE RULES
DON'T APPLY TO YOU?Copy !req
431. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
SIT HERE FOR FOUR HOURSCopy !req
432. - AND BE UNCOMFORTABLE?
- SHOULD I GO CLEAN IT FOR YOU
BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE?Copy !req
433. - IT'S NOT EVEN
THE CLEANLINESS.
- OKAY, JUST GO.Copy !req
434. - IT'S NOT A CLEANLINESS ISSUE.
- WE DON'T NEED TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR BATHROOM—Copy !req
435. - SO JUST GO.
- YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S TELLING EVERYBODYCopy !req
436. - IN THE WHOLE PLACE!
- JUST GO!Copy !req
437. HEY, WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING, PAL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
438. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
439. - THAT'S A HANDICAPPED STALL.
- WE'RE WAITING IN LINE.Copy !req
440. I HAVE A STUTTER,Copy !req
441. YOU PRICKS!Copy !req
442. STUTTER MY ASS!
THAT'S FOR PEOPLE
WHO CAN'T WALK.Copy !req
443. OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE, OKAY.Copy !req
444. OH, YOUR STUTTER'S GONE,
JACKASS!Copy !req
445. - GIVE ME A FUCKING
BREAK, ASSHOLE.
- STUPID ASS.Copy !req
446. ALL RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.Copy !req
447. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU
IN ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES.Copy !req
448. ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
HEY.Copy !req
449. - I'LL SEE YOU
IN A FEW HOURS.
- HUH? FEW HOURS?Copy !req
450. - YEAH.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
451. - I'M MEETING JULIE.Copy !req
452. - DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE THE DOG OUT.
- HELLO.Copy !req
453. OUT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
OUT FOR A WALK
OR OUT WITH ME?Copy !req
454. Hello, Mr. David.Copy !req
455. - THIS IS OMAR JONES.
- OH, HI.Copy !req
456. I GOTTA TELL YOU, MR. DAVID,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
TAKING THE CASE,Copy !req
457. BUT I GOT A DISTRESSING
CALL TODAYCopy !req
458. ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR
LAST NIGHT AT THE BANQUET.Copy !req
459. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
460. According to one
of the brothers, you said,Copy !req
461. "KEEP IT DOWN."Copy !req
462. NO NO, ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS
I WAS TRYING TO ORDERCopy !req
463. AND I COULDN'T HEAR
THE WAITER BECAUSE SOME
OF YOUR BROTHERSCopy !req
464. WERE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE
AT THE NEXT TABLE, THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
465. How do you even know
about this?Copy !req
466. WE TALK, MR. DAVID.
WE TALK.Copy !req
467. - HUH.
- AND WHAT ABOUT
MY BATHROOM KEY?Copy !req
468. I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'M RETURNING IT TODAY,
I PROMISE.Copy !req
469. Well, like I said,
I'm gonna have to think
about it.Copy !req
470. THANK YOU.Copy !req
471. HOW WAS EVERYTHING?Copy !req
472. - PRETTY GOOD.
- GREAT.Copy !req
473. DO YOU WANT COFFEE,
DESSERT, ON THE HOUSE?Copy !req
474. - ON THE HOUSE?
- YEAH.Copy !req
475. I'LL HAVE A CUPCAKE.Copy !req
476. - YEAH, I'LL TAKE
A DESSERT ON THE HOUSE.
- OKAY.Copy !req
477. - FABULOUS. THANK YOU.
- ARE THOSE NEW GLASSES?Copy !req
478. - NO, I JUST CLEANED THEM.Copy !req
479. IT'S NICE
TO HAVE YOU BACK, LARRY.Copy !req
480. YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE BACK
IN THE LESBIAN BOSOM.Copy !req
481. WOW.Copy !req
482. - I'M BACK.
- YOU ARE BACK.Copy !req
483. BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS,
BETTER THAN EVER.Copy !req
484. BUT WHAT— I WONDER
WHAT TURNED IT AROUND.Copy !req
485. OH DEAR. UH-OH.Copy !req
486. WHAT?Copy !req
487. - WHAT DOES FUNKHOUSER WANT?
- I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
488. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW
I WAS HERE?Copy !req
489. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO DAN?Copy !req
490. WHAT DID I—
HELLO, BOY.Copy !req
491. - DID YOU MEET
SHERIFF, MY DOG?
- NO, I DIDN'T.Copy !req
492. I SAID, "DAN,
THIS IS LARRY DAVID."
THEN I LEFT YOU.Copy !req
493. - AND I SAID HI,
I SAID HELLO.
- YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
494. - I SAID, "HI, DAN."
- YEAH, WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
495. YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE SMALL TALK,
"HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
496. - WHERE ARE YOU FROM?"
AND ALL THAT.
- THAT'S IT?Copy !req
497. AND THEN, WHAT DID
I SAY? I SAID,Copy !req
498. "IT MUST BE HARD,
AS A GUY, TO FOLLOW—"Copy !req
499. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY,
"HELLO, I'M LARRY.Copy !req
500. - NICE TO MEET YOU"?
- I SAID THAT AFTER HI.
I SAID HI, THEN I SAID THAT.Copy !req
501. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- PROBLEM?Copy !req
502. YEAH, PROBLEM.
NOW SHE'S BACK WITH A WOMAN.Copy !req
503. NO WONDER WHY
THEY'RE ALL BEING
SO NICE TO ME IN THERE.Copy !req
504. THEY'RE ALL SMILING AT ME.
OF COURSE, IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.Copy !req
505. - I WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING ELSE.
- UH-HUH.Copy !req
506. YOU LEFT MY PARTY
BEFORE DESSERT!Copy !req
507. HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
508. IT'S NOT PROPER ETIQUETTE!Copy !req
509. I DON'T SUBSCRIBE
TO THE WAIT-FOR-DESSERT RULECopy !req
510. BEFORE YOU CAN LEAVE A PARTY.Copy !req
511. YEAH, NO ONE CARES
WHAT YOU SUBSCRIBE TO, OKAY?Copy !req
512. WE WERE TRYING TO RECREATE
WHAT HAPPENED 25 YEARS AGO,Copy !req
513. AND I SAID,
"LARRY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MAKE A TOAST?"Copy !req
514. AND SOMEONE SAID,
"LARRY WENT HOME
TO TAKE A SHIT."Copy !req
515. AH.Copy !req
516. YOU STAY HERE.
OKAY, BOY?Copy !req
517. YOU STAY, SHERIFF.Copy !req
518. - HEY!
- HEY, LARRY.Copy !req
519. - HEY, HI!
- HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
520. - GREAT.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
521. HEY, BY THE WAY,
I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
522. IF YOU HEARD ANYTHING
ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN
GOING ON—Copy !req
523. - OH, COME ON, I HEARD.
RIGHT? I'M IN THE LOOP.
- YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
524. IT'S ALL RIGHT, THOUGH.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULDCopy !req
525. WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST—
IT'S ALL GOOD NOW.Copy !req
526. YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED
THAT DAY WASCopy !req
527. I JUST GOT A
LITTLE EXCITED,
BUT NOT—Copy !req
528. HEY HEY HEY HEY, LARR.
I STOOD UP AT THE MEETING,Copy !req
529. I TOLD EVERYBODY,
"I KNOW THE GUY."Copy !req
530. I VOUCHED FOR YOU.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
531. - YOU'RE SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW THAT?
- COME ON, COME ON!Copy !req
532. - IT ALL WORKED OUT, RIGHT?
- IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
533. - LISTEN, SHE'S HAPPY,
WE'RE HAPPY, YOU KNOW?
- FANTASTIC.Copy !req
534. SHE'S BACK ON THE TEAM.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
535. - FANTASTIC.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
536. - HEY.
- YEAH.Copy !req
537. YOU KNOW, WE MISSED YOU
AT FUNKHOUSER'S PARTY.Copy !req
538. THE WHAT?Copy !req
539. MARTY FUNKHOUSER'S
25th ANNIVERSARY PARTY.Copy !req
540. - OH, JODI'S DAD?
- YEAH.Copy !req
541. YEAH, I DON'T REALLY
KNOW HIM. NO.Copy !req
542. - YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO THAT?
- NOPE, NO NO NO.Copy !req
543. WAS IT GOOD?
DID YOU GO?Copy !req
544. - YEAH, YEAH, I WENT.
- YEAH, IT WAS GOOD?Copy !req
545. AND DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT OTHER THING.Copy !req
546. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
GONE, LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.Copy !req
547. - OKAY? LIKE IT
NEVER HAPPENED.
- THANKS, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
548. - ALL THE LESBIANS LOVE YOU.
- OKAY, LOVE YOU.Copy !req
549. - I LOVE YOU BACK.
- LOVE YOU.Copy !req
550. I LOVE YOU.
EVERYONE LOVES YOU.
ALL OF US.Copy !req
551. YOU A A MUSLIM!Copy !req
552. GO, PRAY, PRAY.Copy !req
553. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
554. ARE BROTHERS AND SISTERS
A LITTLE OVERLY SENSITIVECopy !req
555. TO BEING TOLD
TO KEEP IT DOWN?Copy !req
556. BECAUSE I KNOW IN THE MOVIES
YOU GUYS TEND TO MAKECopy !req
557. A LOT OF NOISE SOMETIMES.
AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
558. 'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PARTY.Copy !req
559. - WHAT, DID I—Copy !req
560. NO, GO BACK.Copy !req
561. DID I INTERRUPT
THE PRAYING?
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
562. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
563. - LISTEN, MR. DAVID—
- LOOK AT THE WAY YOU
FOLD THAT UP.Copy !req
564. IT'S LIKE A YOGA MAT, HUH?Copy !req
565. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOWCopy !req
566. THAT MUSLIMS ARE
A VERY FORGIVING PEOPLE.Copy !req
567. THEY ARE?Copy !req
568. - YES WE ARE.
WE'RE VERY FORGIVING.
- REALLY? HUH.Copy !req
569. - WELL, IT'S TRUE.
- THERE'S A LOTCopy !req
570. OF MESHUGANA MUSLIMS,
THOUGH, RUNNING AROUND,
ARE THERE NOT?Copy !req
571. BEING THAT WE ARE
A FORGIVING PEOPLE,
I HAVE DECIDEDCopy !req
572. TO TAKE ON YOUR CASE.Copy !req
573. BUT I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CHARGE YOUCopy !req
574. A HIGHER RATE
THAN I CHARGE MOST PEOPLE.Copy !req
575. WELL, WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO DO.Copy !req
576. - YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE CASE?
- I'M GONNA TAKE THE CASE.Copy !req
577. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
578. DO MUSLIMS SHAKE?Copy !req
579. - YES, WE DO.
- YOU DO?Copy !req
580. - YES, WE DO.
- GREAT.Copy !req
581. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,Copy !req
582. I'M VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
583. THE WHOLE ADOPTION THING—Copy !req
584. I MEAN, THIS COULD BE
A HUGE THING FOR ME.Copy !req
585. ALL RIGHT, MR. DAVID.Copy !req
586. OH, GUESS WHAT.Copy !req
587. BATHROOM KEY.Copy !req
588. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
589. I GOTTA GO AGAIN.
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
590. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
591. WELL, LOOKY HERE!Copy !req
592. LOOK WHAT'S DOING HERE!Copy !req
593. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE IN HERE?Copy !req
594. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE
USING THE WRONG TOILET.Copy !req
595. SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE.
I HAD TO USE THE NORMAL ONE.Copy !req
596. REALLY?
FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
597. WE DON'T LIKE
TO BE REFERRED TO
AS "NORMAL," OKAY?Copy !req
598. WE'RE "ABLE-BODIED."
"ABLE-BODIED," NOT "NORMAL."Copy !req
599. THAT'S LIKE FROM THE '80s.
WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT?Copy !req
600. I HAD TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE.Copy !req
601. WELL, THEN YOU WAIT.Copy !req
602. YOU WAIT.Copy !req
603. ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF!Copy !req
604. OKAY, GOOD BOY!
GOOD BOY.Copy !req
605. MR. DAVID.Copy !req
606. MY BATHROOM KEY.Copy !req
607. HEY, NICE DOG.Copy !req
608. NO, DON'T!Copy !req
609. I LOVE DOGS.
I HAVE A COUPLE OF MY OWN.Copy !req
610. ALL RIGHT,
JUST GIVE ME MY KEY.Copy !req
611. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I FORGOT.Copy !req
612. HOPEFULLY WE
WON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING
THROUGH THE SAME THING.Copy !req
613. I'M SORRY.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.Copy !req
614. - NICE DOG.
- THANK YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
615. HEY!Copy !req
616. GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY!
YEAH!Copy !req
617. OH, LOOK!Copy !req
618. YOU GOT YOURSELF
A DOGGIE!Copy !req
619. - SORRY.Copy !req