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HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
2. DON'T KNOW WHY I EVER
MARRIED THIS MAN,Copy !req
3. WHAT A SCHMUCK.Copy !req
4. SHLOMO!Copy !req
5. SO LONG, MY GOD!Copy !req
6. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,
GET OUT HERE!Copy !req
7. YOU ARE SUCH SCHMUCK,
CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?Copy !req
8. TO KEEP THIS WITH THAT?Copy !req
9. PUTZ.Copy !req
10. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
11. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
12. HAVE A GOOD DAY.Copy !req
13. LARRY, HMM?Copy !req
14. HOW ARE YOU, ANNA?Copy !req
15. OH, I'M JUST
NEVER BEEN BETTER.Copy !req
16. FOR YOU, MY FRIEND?Copy !req
17. WELL, GOT
A LITTLE SUIT HERE.Copy !req
18. UH, NEEDS A CLEANING,Copy !req
19. RENEWING OUR VOWS.Copy !req
20. 10 YEARS WE'VE
BEEN MARRIED.Copy !req
21. OY.Copy !req
22. WOW.Copy !req
23. A VERY HAPPY.Copy !req
24. NO, SHE'S THE MOST MISERABLE
WOMAN IN THE WORLD, BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
25. YOU'RE PRETTY FIT,
LARRY.Copy !req
26. HOW YOU STAY SO FIT,
WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
27. I RUN AWAY FROM HOODLUMS,
YOU KNOW, KEEPS YOU IN SHAPE.Copy !req
28. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK,
YOU CAN GET THIS, UH...Copy !req
29. FOR ME FOR, UH...Copy !req
30. OH, I NEED IT BY,Copy !req
31. OH NO, I GOT THAT
DINNER PARTY,Copy !req
32. TOMORROW?Copy !req
33. YOU LIKE, LARRY.Copy !req
34. SO, DO I NEED
A TICKET OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
35. I KNOW YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
36. YOU DON'T NEED
NO TICKET.Copy !req
37. OKAY.Copy !req
38. LARRY.Copy !req
39. RABBI.Copy !req
40. WE GOT A CANTER ALREADY,
IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.Copy !req
41. WHAT, YOU GOT,
CAN I BE THE NEW CANTER?Copy !req
42. I THINK I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
43. CAN YOU DO IT?Copy !req
44. I THINK I COULD.Copy !req
45. SO, YOU READY
FOR THE BIG DAY?Copy !req
46. I'M ALL READY
FOR SATURDAY,Copy !req
47. FOR DOING THIS.Copy !req
48. IT'S A PLEASURE,
IT'S A PLEASURE.Copy !req
49. YES.Copy !req
50. PAINLESS, I PROMISE.Copy !req
51. OKAY.Copy !req
52. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.Copy !req
53. IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
54. THAT'S, UH,
THAT'S EDDIE SILVERMAN.Copy !req
55. HE'S MY, UH,
BROTHER-IN-LAW.Copy !req
56. HE, UH...Copy !req
57. SEPTEMBER 11th.Copy !req
58. OH MY GOSH,
OH, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
59. YEAH, TERRIBLE.Copy !req
60. HE WAS
IN THE BUILDING?Copy !req
61. NO, NO, HE WAS UPTOWN
ON 57th STREET.Copy !req
62. HE GOT HIT BY
A BIKE MESSENGER.Copy !req
63. IT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
64. UPTOWN?Copy !req
65. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
66. BIKE MESSENGER HIT HIM.Copy !req
67. HMM.Copy !req
68. WHAT A SHAME.Copy !req
69. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
70. WELL, THAT'S, UH...Copy !req
71. YEAH?
HEY, RABBI?Copy !req
72. UM, CAN I DISCUSS A, UH...Copy !req
73. WITH YOU?Copy !req
74. PLEASE, ANYTHING,
I'M A RABBI,Copy !req
75. YOU WANT TO SAY.Copy !req
76. WELL, 10 YEARS AGO
BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED.Copy !req
77. STAYED TOGETHER FOR 10 YEARS,Copy !req
78. THAT FOR OUR 10th ANNIVERSARY,
AS A PRESENT TO ME,Copy !req
79. RELATIONS WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.Copy !req
80. JUST ONE TIME.Copy !req
81. AND, THIS IS LIKE,
THIS IS A GIFT TO YOU?Copy !req
82. IT'S, LIKE, I HAVE TOTAL
PERMISSION TO DO IT.Copy !req
83. YEAH?Copy !req
84. SHE'S ALMOST KIND OF
CHALLENGING ME IN A WAY.Copy !req
85. IN A KIND OF DEMEANING WAY,
SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M,Copy !req
86. YOU KNOW,
SUAVE ENOUGH.Copy !req
87. OH REALLY?Copy !req
88. AND I WANT TO, IT'S THE ONLY
OPPORTUNITY I'LL EVER HAVECopy !req
89. OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
90. I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER,
I NEVER WOULD CHEAT.Copy !req
91. ON THE UP AND UP.Copy !req
92. SO YOU'RE CONFLICTED
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
93. YES, YET I KIND OF,
YOU KNOW, I'LL BE HONEST,Copy !req
94. IT WOULD BE NICE.Copy !req
95. TO MY MIND, LARRY?Copy !req
96. THE STORY OF ABRAHAM AND SARAH.Copy !req
97. SARAH COULD NOT CONCEIVE,
AND SARAH SAID TO ABRAHAM,Copy !req
98. YOU KNOW, GO INTO
YOUR HANDMAIDEN,Copy !req
99. YOU KNOW, HAGAR,
AND HAVE RELATIONS WITH HER.Copy !req
100. ABRAHAM'S WIFE
SAID THAT TO HIM?Copy !req
101. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
102. OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
103. IT'S RIGHT THERE
IN GENESIS.Copy !req
104. THAT AS A VERY REAL PRECEDENT.Copy !req
105. AND THIS WOMAN'S NEVER
GONNA REPLACE YOUR WIFE,Copy !req
106. SHE'S NOT GONNA MEAN
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
107. OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
108. SO, I MEAN, THERE'S NO
DANGER OF THAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
109. NO!Copy !req
110. IT'S NOT AN ACT OF LOVE
ANYWAY, IT'S LUST.Copy !req
111. SO, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
112. LOVE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT HAS TO DO WITH SEX?Copy !req
113. YEAH, WELL IT HAS
A LOT TO DO, BUT...Copy !req
114. YEAH, FOR SURE.Copy !req
115. I WOULD SAY THAT SHE'S GIVINGCopy !req
116. SAME SENSE OF GENEROSITY.Copy !req
117. AND I'M NOT A BAD PERSON
IF I DO IT?Copy !req
118. NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT
A BAD PERSON IF YOU DO IT.Copy !req
119. WELL, I'M A BAD PERSON ANYWAY,
BUT I'M NOT, UH...Copy !req
120. I'M NOT AN EXTRA
BAD PERSON?Copy !req
121. NO, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU
AN EXTRA BAD PERSON.Copy !req
122. I'VE GOT TO START COMING
TO TEMPLE MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
123. I'M GLAD I COULD
BE HELPFUL WITH THIS.Copy !req
124. THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
125. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME,
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.Copy !req
126. AND I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT FOR DINNER?Copy !req
127. OH YES, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO THAT,Copy !req
128. OH LISTEN, UM, LARRY,Copy !req
129. TO A FRIEND OF MINE,Copy !req
130. AND, UH, HE'S A SURVIVOR,
AND HE WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
131. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE,
I MEAN...Copy !req
132. TO DINNER?Copy !req
133. OF COURSE!Copy !req
134. I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE
OR ANYTHING, I MEAN...Copy !req
135. THERE'S NO IMPOSITION AT ALL,
YOU WANT A FRIEND OF YOURS,Copy !req
136. BRING HIM OVER,
THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
137. OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
138. YEAH, IT'S JUST
GONNA BE MY FAMILY,Copy !req
139. THAT'S ALL,
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
140. HE'LL BE
ABSOLUTELY THRILLED.Copy !req
141. ALRIGHT.
OKAY.Copy !req
142. GO, ENJOY.Copy !req
143. RABBI, THANK YOU.Copy !req
144. OKAY.Copy !req
145. YES, YOUR HONOR, I DO ADMIT,
FOR THE LAST 20 YEARSCopy !req
146. I'VE BEEN A LYING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-FACED—Copy !req
147. JUST STOP IT,
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE,
I CAN'T STAND IT!Copy !req
148. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
149. IT'S NOT GOING WELL.Copy !req
150. I'M TRYING
TO MEMORIZE THIS STUFF,Copy !req
151. THEY'RE MAKING
A RACKET.Copy !req
152. I'VE GOT TWO WEEKS.Copy !req
153. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.Copy !req
154. I'M GONNA BE
HUMILIATED.Copy !req
155. OH, THE RABBI SAID HE'S
BRINGING A SURVIVOR TOMORROW.Copy !req
156. BRING HIS FRIEND, SOLLY?Copy !req
157. WHO'S ALSO A SURVIVOR.Copy !req
158. YOU KNOW, THE GUY
WITH THE GLASS EYE.Copy !req
159. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
160. YEAH.
REMEMBER HIM?Copy !req
161. YOU THINK THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA?Copy !req
162. SEEING EACH OTHER?Copy !req
163. ABOUT OLD TIMES OR...Copy !req
164. SURVIVOR DEPRESS THEM?Copy !req
165. SHOULD INVITE HIM.Copy !req
166. INVITE HIM.Copy !req
167. I WAS A SURVIVOR,Copy !req
168. I'D WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
169. YOU WANT TO SEE SOMEBODY,
YOU HAVE A SHARED EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
170. YEAH, TALK ABOUT,
WELL, SEE THAT'S THE THING.Copy !req
171. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
172. COMING ALONG?Copy !req
173. I JUST HAVEN'T HAD THAT MUCH
TIME TO REALLY WORK ON IT YET.Copy !req
174. TO ME, LARRY.Copy !req
175. HE WHOLE THING'S GONNA
BE EMBARRASSING ANYWAY,Copy !req
176. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
OF THE WHOLE THING,Copy !req
177. THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,Copy !req
178. I THOUGHT IT WAS...Copy !req
179. OKAY, I'M GIVING
YOU A GOOD GIFT.Copy !req
180. OKAY.Copy !req
181. I HAVE SO FAR.Copy !req
182. "MAY I ALWAYS HAVE THE WISDOMCopy !req
183. "AND APPRECIATE ALL OF
THE GOODNESS YOU POSSESS.Copy !req
184. "WE, PROMISE TO CONTINUE LOVING
EACH OTHER UNCONDITIONALLY.Copy !req
185. "NOT ONLY THROUGHOUT
THIS LIFETIME,Copy !req
186. "BUT AFTER DEATH
THROUGH ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
187. "WE STAND BEFORE YOU—Copy !req
188. HUH, WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
189. WHAT?Copy !req
190. ABOUT ETERNITY?Copy !req
191. UM, "WE'LL LOVE EACH OTHER,
THROUGHOUT THIS LIFE TIME,Copy !req
192. THROUGH ALL ETERNITY."Copy !req
193. YOU MEAN THIS IS...Copy !req
194. INTO THE AFTERLIFE?Copy !req
195. YEAH, THAT'S THE IDEA.Copy !req
196. A PROBLEM WITH THAT?Copy !req
197. WELL, I...Copy !req
198. WAS OVER AT DEATH.Copy !req
199. I DIDN'T KNOW WE WENT
INTO ETERNITY TOGETHER.Copy !req
200. I, UH, ISN'T THAT
WHAT IT SAID IN...Copy !req
201. 'TILL DEATH DO US PART,
I THOUGHT IT WAS...Copy !req
202. WITH ETERNITY?Copy !req
203. WELL.Copy !req
204. EACH OTHER, LARRY,Copy !req
205. AND WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS
FOR ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
206. PLAN FOR ETERNITY, I THOUGHT...Copy !req
207. I THOUGHT I'D BE SINGLE,
I GUESS.Copy !req
208. I'M SORRY, I'M INTERRUPTING
YOUR SINGLE LIFE IN ETERNITY?Copy !req
209. NO, I JUST DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT...Copy !req
210. OVER AFTER DEATH, THAT—Copy !req
211. WELL, IT DOES,
IT CARRIES OVER!Copy !req
212. TOOK THAT FOR GRANTED.Copy !req
213. OKAY, DO YOU NOT WANT
TO RENEW OUR VOWS, BECAUSE—Copy !req
214. NO, I WANT TO RENEW OUR VOWS
UNTIL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T—Copy !req
215. THE ETERNITY PART?Copy !req
216. NO.Copy !req
217. OKAY.Copy !req
218. NICE MEETING YOU.Copy !req
219. THIS IS A TREAT,
THIS IS REALLY A TREAT.Copy !req
220. THE TREAT IS OURS.Copy !req
221. HI.Copy !req
222. LOOK AT YOU,
YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
223. YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
224. YEAH, I'M VERY HAPPY.Copy !req
225. A SUIT FOR THIS, HUH?Copy !req
226. YES, LOOK AT EVERYBODY
IS DRESSED UP.Copy !req
227. WE GOT GOING ON?Copy !req
228. OH YEAH, YOU SHOULD
SAY HELLO TO THE RABBI,Copy !req
229. 6AND, YOU KNOW,
MIX AND MINGLE WITH PEOPLE.Copy !req
230. LARRY.Copy !req
231. HELLO RABBI.Copy !req
232. HELLO.
HELLO.Copy !req
233. THIS IS COLBY.Copy !req
234. HI, LARRY,
NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
235. WHERE IS THIS SURVIVOR?Copy !req
236. HE'S THE SURVIVOR.Copy !req
237. FROM THE TELEVISION SHOW.Copy !req
238. "SURVIVOR."Copy !req
239. IN AUSTRALIA.Copy !req
240. I'M A HUGE FAN
OF "SEINFELD."Copy !req
241. HE REALLY IS.Copy !req
242. HOW IS JERRY?Copy !req
243. HE'S GOOD.Copy !req
244. YEAH?Copy !req
245. DOING STAND UP?Copy !req
246. SHOULD MEET, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
247. FELLOW CELEBRITIES,
I THOUGHT.Copy !req
248. UH-HUH.Copy !req
249. THANKS AGAIN,
FOR HAVING ME OVER.Copy !req
250. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
251. OKAY, I'M GONNA, UH,
SAY HELLO TO MY DAD.Copy !req
252. OKAY.Copy !req
253. THANKS AGAIN.Copy !req
254. OF HUMOR.Copy !req
255. TO MEET YOU, STUNNED.Copy !req
256. IT WAS NEAT.Copy !req
257. HEY.
HI.Copy !req
258. YOU'RE THE "SURVIVOR" GUY,
RIGHT?Copy !req
259. HELLO, SOLLY.Copy !req
260. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
261. YOU TOO.Copy !req
262. BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.Copy !req
263. OH THANK YOU,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
264. THERE'S GONNA
BE A DINNER?Copy !req
265. OH, THERE'LL BE A DINNER,
A DELICIOUS DINNER.Copy !req
266. I LIKE IT,
I LIKE IT.Copy !req
267. HEY, SOLLY, CHERYL AND I ARE
RENEWING OUR VOWS ON SATURDAY,Copy !req
268. WHY DON'T YOU COME
KEEP MY FATHER COMPANY.Copy !req
269. OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
270. LISTEN, WHERE IS
THE OTHER SURVIVOR?Copy !req
271. HE'S THAT, UH,
TALL GUY OVER THERE.Copy !req
272. HE'S FROM
THE TELEVISION SHOW.Copy !req
273. "SURVIVOR" ?Copy !req
274. HUH, WHAT?Copy !req
275. OF AUSTRALIA WHERE,Copy !req
276. OUT OF THE WORLD'S
10 MOST DEADLY SNAKES,Copy !req
277. INHABIT THIS REGION.Copy !req
278. IT WAS HARROWING.Copy !req
279. A TAIPAN ON THE TRAIL,Copy !req
280. YOU GET BIT, YOU'RE DEAD,
30 MINUTES FLAT.Copy !req
281. OY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT'S
A VERY INTERESTING STORY.Copy !req
282. LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS
IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP,Copy !req
283. I WENT THROUGH.Copy !req
284. LOOK, I'M SAYING WE SPENT
42 DAYS TRYING TO SURVIVE,Copy !req
285. WE HAD VERY LITTLE RATIONS,
NO SNACKS.Copy !req
286. SNACKS?Copy !req
287. TALKING SNACKS?Copy !req
288. WE DIDN'T EAT,
SOMETIMES FOR A WEEK,Copy !req
289. FOR A MONTH,
WE ATE NOTHING!Copy !req
290. DON'T, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
291. I MEAN, I COULDN'T EVEN WORK OUT
WHEN I WAS OVER THERE.Copy !req
292. DIDN'T HAVE A GYM.Copy !req
293. A WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU...Copy !req
294. I WORE MY SNEAKERS OUT,Copy !req
295. I'VE GOT A PAIR OF FLIP-FLOPS.Copy !req
296. FLIP-FLOPS!Copy !req
297. WE SLEPT ON THE GROUND,
ON THE DIRT, OKAY?Copy !req
298. 118 DEGREES
DURING THE DAY,Copy !req
299. 98 AT NIGHT
WITH 98% HUMIDITY.Copy !req
300. 45 DEGREES BELOW ZERO.Copy !req
301. HAVE A BATHROOM?Copy !req
302. A BATHROOM?Copy !req
303. WE DIDN'T HAVE ONE.Copy !req
304. WE HAD 12 PEOPLE AT A TIMECopy !req
305. WELL, I'M SURE
YOU HAD TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
306. WE HAD NEWSPAPER.Copy !req
307. WE HAD MOSQUITOES.Copy !req
308. YOU SEE THIS GLASS EYE,
HUH, HUH?Copy !req
309. SEEN THE SHOW?Copy !req
310. SEE OUR SHOW?Copy !req
311. THE HOLOCAUST?Copy !req
312. LOOK, ALL I KNOW ISCopy !req
313. TO THAT MILLION DOLLARS,
ALRIGHT?Copy !req
314. AND THE WHOLE TIME,Copy !req
315. EVERYONE'S BACK STABBING ME
AND UNDERMINING ME,Copy !req
316. KICKED OFF THE SHOW.Copy !req
317. YOU DON'T KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT SURVIVAL!Copy !req
318. DON'T AGGRAVATE
YOURSELF HERE.Copy !req
319. I'M A SURVIVOR!
I'M A SURVIVOR!Copy !req
320. I'M A SURVIVOR!
I'M A SURVIVOR!Copy !req
321. I'M A SURV—Copy !req
322. UH, SOMEBODY
GET A SPONGE.Copy !req
323. I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
WHY DON'T YOU GET A SPONGE?Copy !req
324. WHAT, I JUST TOLD HER TO GET
A SPONGE, THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
325. DRESSED, LARRY?Copy !req
326. THE CEREMONY BY NOON.Copy !req
327. MY SUIT'S NOT
IN THE DRY CLEANING.Copy !req
328. I CAN'T FIND IT.Copy !req
329. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
330. IT'S NOT THERE.Copy !req
331. I MEAN, THE GUY GAVE ME
EVERYTHING THAT WE HAD IN THERE.Copy !req
332. SHE WASN'T THERE?Copy !req
333. NO, IT WAS
THE HUSBAND WAS WORKING.Copy !req
334. OH, OKAY, NO WONDER WHY,
SHE DOESN'T GIVE ME A TICKET.Copy !req
335. SHE DOESN'T
GIVE YOU A TICKET?Copy !req
336. YOU KNOW, SHE KNOWS ME,
I GO IN THERE A LOT.Copy !req
337. I GO IN THERE A LOT,
SHE GIVES ME A TICKET.Copy !req
338. WELL THEN, JUST WEAR
YOUR BLACK SUIT, OKAY?Copy !req
339. WELL, I GOT THIS NEW SUIT
JUST FOR THIS OCCASION.Copy !req
340. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE ME
WEAR IT TO THE DINNER PARTY.Copy !req
341. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
342. LARRY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU?Copy !req
343. IF THEY'RE CLOSED,
THEY'RE CLOSED.Copy !req
344. YOU KNOW WHAT, I ALWAYS
SEE THEIR VAN ON O'CAMPO.Copy !req
345. I'LL BET IT'S PARKED
IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE.Copy !req
346. MAYBE THEY'LL OPEN
THE STORE FOR ME.Copy !req
347. MM-HMM.Copy !req
348. IT'S WORTH A SHOT.Copy !req
349. OKAY THEN, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO,Copy !req
350. YOU NEED TO GO NOW,
ALRIGHT?Copy !req
351. AND IF NOT, I'LL WEAR
THE BLACK ONE.Copy !req
352. YOU'LL WEAR
THE BLACK ONE.Copy !req
353. 6Copy !req
354. LARRY.Copy !req
355. DOING HERE?Copy !req
356. WELL, UM...Copy !req
357. ACTUALLY I, UH...Copy !req
358. A BIT OF A FAVOR.Copy !req
359. I'M SO SORRY
FOR DISTURBING YOU.Copy !req
360. YOU WOULD NEVER DISTURB ME,
EVEN IF YOU TRIED.Copy !req
361. THAT'S VERY SWEET
OF YOU, ANYWAY...Copy !req
362. WHERE I LIVED, LARRY?Copy !req
363. PARKED OUTSIDE BEFORE.Copy !req
364. YOU'VE BEEN STALKING ME,
HAVEN'T YOU, LARRY?Copy !req
365. NO, NOT REALLY, I JUST
SAW THE VAN OUT THERE.Copy !req
366. OH, LARRY.Copy !req
367. ANYWAY, I'M SO SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU ON THE SABBATH,Copy !req
368. UM, I WAS KIND OF WONDERINGCopy !req
369. IF, UM, THERE WAS ANY WAY THATCopy !req
370. SO I CAN GET MY SUIT?Copy !req
371. WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS
THE SABBATH, I CANNOT DRIVE.Copy !req
372. WELL, WE CAN
WALK OVER THERE,Copy !req
373. IT'S, UH, I CAN
TAKE YOU PIGGYBACK.Copy !req
374. WOW, NOW YOU'RE
TALKING, LARRY.Copy !req
375. YOU KNOW WHAT,
SHLOMO IS AT SHUL.Copy !req
376. OH.Copy !req
377. FOR A DRINK?Copy !req
378. HMM?Copy !req
379. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME.Copy !req
380. WE'RE RENEWING
OUR VOWS, AND, UH...Copy !req
381. GET GOING.Copy !req
382. YOUR VOWS,
WITH YOUR WIFE?Copy !req
383. YES, YES.Copy !req
384. 10 YEARS?Copy !req
385. YES, YES, 10 YEARS,
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
386. MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS.Copy !req
387. 10 LON YEARS.Copy !req
388. I'LL GO GET
THE KEYS.Copy !req
389. HEY.Copy !req
390. HEY.Copy !req
391. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
392. GETTING READY.Copy !req
393. I HAD TO GO
PICK UP MY SUIT...Copy !req
394. FROM THE DRY CLEANERS.Copy !req
395. I HAD TO GO
TO HER HOUSE.Copy !req
396. THE HASIDIM ONE.Copy !req
397. YEAH, THE ONE I WAS
TELLING YOU ABOUT,Copy !req
398. FOR A DRINK,Copy !req
399. TO THE STORE...Copy !req
400. WE SET SOMETHING UP.Copy !req
401. YOU'RE KIDDING ME!Copy !req
402. THE 10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT,Copy !req
403. ALL THAT,
ONE TIME, IT'S ON.Copy !req
404. WOW!Copy !req
405. GREAT!Copy !req
406. AND GUESS WHAT?Copy !req
407. WHAT?Copy !req
408. I'VE GOT
THE RABBI'S BLESSING.Copy !req
409. THE RABBI ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
410. I SPOKE TO THE RABBI ABOUT IT,
I HAVE HIS BLESSING.Copy !req
411. A SHEET NOW, HUH?Copy !req
412. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
413. THE HASSIDS, THEY HAVE SEX
THROUGH A SHEET.Copy !req
414. THAT'S NOT, COME ON,
THAT'S A MYTH.Copy !req
415. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,Copy !req
416. R YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN BIG TROUBLE, TRUST ME.Copy !req
417. YES.
REALLY?Copy !req
418. HEY, SUZIE.Copy !req
419. YOU FORGOT THE CANTALOUPES,
WHERE ARE THE CANTALOUPES?Copy !req
420. OH, FORGET THE CANTALOUPE,
COME HERE FOR ONE SECOND.Copy !req
421. COME HERE,
COME HERE, COME HERE.Copy !req
422. MAKE LOVE?Copy !req
423. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
424. WHEN A HASIDIM MAKE LOVE,
HOW DO THEY DO IT?Copy !req
425. OH, WITH THE SHEET
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
426. YEAH.Copy !req
427. AND THERE'S... THROUGH THAT.Copy !req
428. YOU'RE KIDDING.Copy !req
429. NO, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.Copy !req
430. IT WAS A MYTH.Copy !req
431. NO, IT'S NOT A MYTH,
THEY CUT A HOLE IN THE SHEET,Copy !req
432. THE MAN PUTS THE PENIS IN, THEY
CAN'T TOUCH EACH OTHER, LARRY.Copy !req
433. IT'S A RELIGIOUS
THING THAT THEY DO.Copy !req
434. WHAT DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT,
THIS IS WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT?Copy !req
435. HOW HASSIDS HAVE SEX?Copy !req
436. NO, IT JUST CAME,
THE SUBJECT CAME UP,
IT CAME UP.Copy !req
437. THE BAGS, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
438. WOW.Copy !req
439. YEAH.Copy !req
440. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT,
OH, WELL I GOTTA GET A SHEET.Copy !req
441. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO,Copy !req
442. FOR A SATIN SHEET.Copy !req
443. REALLY, I DON'T THINK
THAT WILL BE GOOD.Copy !req
444. I'LL BE SLIDING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
445. WELL.Copy !req
446. CUT IT BEFORE HAND,
YOU THINK?Copy !req
447. BEFORE HAND, SHOW UP
WITH THE HOLE BEFORE HAND,Copy !req
448. YOU GOTTA DO THAT.Copy !req
449. CUTTING THE HOLE WITH HER,
SHARING IT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
450. JEFF, WILL YOU BRING
IN THE GROCERIES?Copy !req
451. I'M COMING!Copy !req
452. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
453. ALRIGHT, BYE.Copy !req
454. LARRY.Copy !req
455. LOOK, HUH, AREN'T YOU
GLAD I PICKED IT UP?Copy !req
456. UPSET RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
457. AND SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT
COMING TO THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
458. WHAT, WHY?Copy !req
459. SPONGE COMMENT.Copy !req
460. WELL, YOU WANT ME
TO GO TALK TO HER?Copy !req
461. YES, I DO!Copy !req
462. TRYING TO HELP OUT.Copy !req
463. WELL, THEN SHE SHOULD'VE
GOT THE SPONGE.Copy !req
464. TO GET THE SPONGE?Copy !req
465. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
466. IF SHE'S JUST TRYING TO
HELP OUT, THEN GET THE SPONGE.Copy !req
467. MOM.Copy !req
468. MOM, I JUST WANT
TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT THE, UH,Copy !req
469. YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE
SPONGE THING.Copy !req
470. YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENED
THAT NIGHT, UH...Copy !req
471. BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE,
THE SURVIVOR CONFRONTATION,Copy !req
472. OF STUFF ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST,Copy !req
473. AND IT'S KIND OF IN MY DNA
AND I WAS VERY FLUMMOXED BY IT.Copy !req
474. VERY FLUMMOXED.Copy !req
475. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,
BUT IF YOU WERE IN MY RELIGION,Copy !req
476. TO MY PEOPLE,Copy !req
477. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SAID.Copy !req
478. AND, UM, I CERTAINLY
APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.Copy !req
479. THANK YOU.Copy !req
480. AND, EVEN THOUGH, YOU KNOW,
YOU WERE KIND OF...Copy !req
481. RIGHT BY THE KITCHEN,Copy !req
482. YOU WERE THE CLOSEST ONE THERE,
I THOUGHT, WELL...Copy !req
483. LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT
HOW YOU DON'T RESPECT ME.Copy !req
484. OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
485. I DON'T THINK YOU LIKE ME,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
486. I LIKE EVERYBODY.Copy !req
487. I'M A PEOPLE PERSON,
I LIKE EVERYBODY.Copy !req
488. I LOVE PEOPLE.Copy !req
489. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
490. LET'S JUST PUT THIS
BEHIND US, COME ON.Copy !req
491. COME ON.Copy !req
492. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
493. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.Copy !req
494. LET'S GO TO CEREMONY,
COME ON.Copy !req
495. THIS IS CRAZY,
IT'S SO SILLY, COME ON.Copy !req
496. A SPONGE,
YES, COME ON.Copy !req
497. NEXT TIME YOU'RE
STANDING BY THE KITCHEN...Copy !req
498. GET OUT,
I'LL GO GET MY DRESS.Copy !req
499. YOU'LL GET A SPONGE.Copy !req
500. YOU'RE STANDING TWO FEET
FROM THE KITCHEN,Copy !req
501. NEXT TIME, SO WHAT.Copy !req
502. COME ON, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
503. MY BEAUTIFUL CHERYL.Copy !req
504. LARRY.Copy !req
505. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
506. THANK YOU,
THANKS, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
507. IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE,
WHAT A PLEASURE THIS IS HERE.Copy !req
508. GLAD YOU'RE
HERE, SOLLY.Copy !req
509. LISTEN, WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE
THESE TWO GETTING MARRIED,Copy !req
510. YOU GOT A
BIG AFFAIR YET.Copy !req
511. WHAT IS HE DOING?Copy !req
512. HE'S MIMICKING ME.Copy !req
513. WHY ARE YOU
MIMICKING ME?Copy !req
514. NO, NO, NO, THE LIGHT
FROM YOUR GLASS EYE,Copy !req
515. IT'S REFLECTING ON ME.Copy !req
516. YOU, YOU GO
MAKE FUN FOR ME?Copy !req
517. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
518. I DON'T LIKE THIS HERE, I DON'T
WANT TO BE HERE, NO MORE.Copy !req
519. HOLD IT,
STOP THE CAR!Copy !req
520. NO, SOLLY,
WAIT, SOLLY.Copy !req
521. WAIT, SOLLY, PLEASE,
DON'T, DON'T GET UP.Copy !req
522. SOMEBODY GET A SPONGE.Copy !req
523. RIGHT, SO THEN, I'LL, UH,
DO THE BLESSING,Copy !req
524. UH, THE LAST BLESSING.Copy !req
525. OF HEBREW,Copy !req
526. AND YOU'LL STEP ON IT
AND THAT'LL BE IT.Copy !req
527. THAT'S WHEN EVERYBODY
YELLS A MATZO TOFF?Copy !req
528. NO, NO, IT'S, IT'S MAZEL TOV,
IT MEANS GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
529. YEAH, COULD WE JUST SAY,
YIPPY OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
530. OR GOOD LUCK,
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
531. HALLELUJAH,
WOULD BE GOOD.Copy !req
532. MAZEL TOV, PLEASE?Copy !req
533. ANYTHING ELSE, UH?Copy !req
534. UM, JUST THAT THE HEBREW,Copy !req
535. I MEAN, ARE WE GONNA
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?Copy !req
536. YEAH, I'LL TRANSLATE IT,
THIS IS VERY BASIC.Copy !req
537. TO TRANSLATE FOR YOU?Copy !req
538. WE LOVE GOD,
GOD, THANK YOU GOD,Copy !req
539. THANKS GOD, GOD YOU'RE GREAT,
OH GOD, OH YOU'RE WONDERFUL,Copy !req
540. YOU'RE AMAZING GOD,
IT'S ALL GOD.Copy !req
541. IT'S A LITTLE
OVERDONE, BUT.Copy !req
542. WELL, IT'S A BLESSING,
IT'S MORE ABOUT YOU THAN GOD.Copy !req
543. LARRY, I'M SORRY, UM...Copy !req
544. YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT
TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT,Copy !req
545. BUT ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT STAIN?Copy !req
546. I MEAN,
IT'S HORRIFYING.Copy !req
547. YEAH, YEAH,
I KNOW IT'S A, UH,Copy !req
548. IT'S A GO HOME STAIN,
BUT I DIDN'T GO HOME.Copy !req
549. I MEAN, I JUST, IT'S KIND OF
DISRESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
550. IN FRONT OF THE ARC AND...Copy !req
551. EXCUSE ME,
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A MINT?Copy !req
552. I GOT A MINT,
IT'S IN MY POCKET.Copy !req
553. TO HAND IT TO YOU?Copy !req
554. IT'S LOOSE,
IT'S NOT IN A PACKAGE.Copy !req
555. AND GET IT YOURSELF.Copy !req
556. YOU GOT THREE OPTIONS,Copy !req
557. TWO THINGS OR YOU CAN REFUSE IT.Copy !req
558. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
559. CHERYL, HONEY,
WOULD YOU...Copy !req
560. REACH INTO LARRY'S POCKET
FOR AN UNWRAPPED MINT?Copy !req
561. SURE, THIS IS FINE,
HERE, GREAT.Copy !req
562. THANK YOU, DARLING.Copy !req
563. A LOOSE MINT,
YOU GOT YOUR MINT.Copy !req
564. GREAT.Copy !req
565. OKAY, ALRIGHT,
EVERYBODY READY?Copy !req
566. YEAH.Copy !req
567. ALRIGHT,
LET'S ROLL.Copy !req
568. WHAT, "LET'S ROLL" ?Copy !req
569. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
570. WHAT?Copy !req
571. DIED ON SEPTEMBER 11th,Copy !req
572. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
573. WITH ALL DO RESPECT,
WASN'T THAT JUST A COINCIDENCE?Copy !req
574. ALRIGHT,
POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.Copy !req
575. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A,
OH, YOU KNOW—Copy !req
576. I DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS!Copy !req
577. FORGET IT, FORGET IT.Copy !req
578. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW,
THAT IF YOU DIED UPTOWN ON 9-11Copy !req
579. THAT IT WAS PART OF IT,
UH, OF THE TRAGEDY, I...Copy !req
580. TO LISTEN TO THIS?Copy !req
581. AND ON ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
582. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AN UPTOWN
DEATH ON WEST 57th STREETCopy !req
583. THE TRAGEDY.Copy !req
584. ALRIGHT LOOK, I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO DO THIS.Copy !req
585. I REALLY DON'T, I MEAN,
YOU LOOK LIKE A SLOB,Copy !req
586. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
TAKING IT SERIOUSLY...Copy !req
587. WHAT?Copy !req
588. YOU COULD'VE GONE HOME
WITH THE STAIN...Copy !req
589. RABBI, YOU'RE GOING
VERY FAR WITH THIS,
COME ON, NOW.Copy !req
590. FROM FLORIDA FOR THIS,Copy !req
591. OVER WITH IF YOU DON'T MIND.Copy !req
592. HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.Copy !req
593. IN THE BIBLE?Copy !req
594. "HE KNOWS NOT
WHERE OF... "Copy !req
595. DON'T TRY
TO QUOTE THE BIBLE,Copy !req
596. JUST, DON'T,
DON'T TRY.Copy !req
597. LET'S QUIT.Copy !req
598. CHERYL,
I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
599. THANK YOU, I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
600. HE KNOWS NOT WHERE OF HE,
ONCE HE SPEAK...Copy !req
601. I'M SORRY ABOUT
YOUR LOSS.Copy !req
602. THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
603. ALRIGHT, LET'S VAMOOSE,
LET'S VAMOOSE!Copy !req
604. LET'S GO,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
605. EACH OTHER UNCONDITIONALLY,Copy !req
606. THIS LIFE TIME,Copy !req
607. THROUGH ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
608. THAT'S VERY
MOVING, CHERYL.Copy !req
609. THANK YOU.Copy !req
610. OKAY, LARRY.Copy !req
611. UH...Copy !req
612. I'M DRAWING A
BLANK HERE, RABBI.Copy !req
613. I DON'T HAVE
THE PAPER.Copy !req
614. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
JUST SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART.Copy !req
615. JUST SPEAK TO CHERYL,
LOOK INTO HER EYES,Copy !req
616. AND IT'LL COME,
THE WORDS WILL COME.Copy !req
617. THINGS HAVE BEEN GOOD.Copy !req
618. IT'S A VERY GOOD UH,
RELATIONSHIP, 10 YEARS.Copy !req
619. PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
620. IT'S PRETTY, PRETTY...Copy !req
621. PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
622. AND I AM YOUR DEVOTED SERVANT,
WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SERVANT,Copy !req
623. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A SERVANT,
BUT I'LL CERTAINLY HELP YOU,Copy !req
624. WITH ANYTHING, YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
625. I'M IN THE HOUSE A LOT,Copy !req
626. A BRIDGE TABLE OR SOMETHING,Copy !req
627. YOU KNOW,
WHATEVER YOU NEED.Copy !req
628. I'M NOT
A GREAT HANDYMAN,Copy !req
629. AND I'M NOT GOOD
AT MAKING PLANS,Copy !req
630. THAT I DON'T
DO VERY WELL.Copy !req
631. I HAVE TO ADMIT,
SHE MAKES THE PLANS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
632. SHE MAKES GOOD PLANS,
WE ALWAYS HAVE STUFF TO DO,Copy !req
633. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
634. 'TIL THE DAY I DIE.Copy !req
635. I'LL LOVE YOU
UNTIL DEATH.Copy !req
636. THAT'S A
PRETTY GOOD THING.Copy !req
637. WOMEN HAVE THAT.Copy !req
638. RIGHT NOW,
'TIL THE DAY I DIE,Copy !req
639. ANY OTHER WOMAN 'TIL DEATH.Copy !req
640. AND, YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
641. WHAT HAPPENS?Copy !req
642. EVEN YOU,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT—Copy !req
643. THROUGH ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
644. ALRIGHT, ETERNITY.Copy !req
645. OKAY, OKAY, UH...Copy !req
646. MAN AND WIFE,Copy !req
647. IT'S TIME
TO BREAK THE GLASS.Copy !req
648. HERE WE GO,
I'M JUST GONNA...Copy !req
649. AH, GOD MY HAND!Copy !req
650. OH, IT'S BLEEDING,
JESUS, OH, HO!Copy !req
651. 6SOMEBODY,
GET A SPONGE.Copy !req
652. HEY.Copy !req
653. WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME,
LARRY, MY GOD,Copy !req
654. I'VE BEEN
WAITING ALL DAY.Copy !req
655. COME ON IN.Copy !req
656. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
657. MY SUIT.Copy !req
658. AT THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
659. I FIGURED AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
I'D DROP IT OFF WITH YOU.Copy !req
660. WITH ME?Copy !req
661. YEAH.
HERE?Copy !req
662. WELL, YEAH, I FIGURED YOU'D
SAVE ME A TRIP, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
663. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE IT
TO THE CLEANERS, LARRY?Copy !req
664. WELL, I'M HERE,
YOU'RE A CLEANER.Copy !req
665. BUT I'M NOT GONNA
ALL THE WAY THERE,Copy !req
666. WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?Copy !req
667. WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL,
YOU PUT IT IN YOUR TRUNK,Copy !req
668. YOU'RE GOING
RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
669. IN YOUR TRUNK, LARRY.Copy !req
670. IN YOUR FUCKING CAR,Copy !req
671. AND YOU GO OVER TO THE CLEANERS,
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL,Copy !req
672. I SEE YOU DO IT
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
673. WELL, I FIGURED I'D KILL
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.Copy !req
674. OVER TO THE CLEANERS,
LARRY, MY GOD!Copy !req
675. HOW DO YOU DO
WITH WINE STAINS?Copy !req
676. WE GET THEM OUT?Copy !req
677. WHAT ABOUT BLOOD?Copy !req
678. OF COURSE WE GET BLOOD,
WE GET EVERYTHING,Copy !req
679. WE'RE VERY GOOD, WE'RE THE BEST
CLEANERS AROUND, LARRY.Copy !req
680. WINE AND BLOOD?Copy !req
681. WINE AND BLOOD!Copy !req
682. ALRIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR WORK
CUT OUT FOR WITH THIS ONE.Copy !req
683. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
684. ALRIGHT, DON'T GET
SO RILED ABOUT IT,
IT'S JUST A FAVOR.Copy !req
685. I'M NOT SO RILED UP.Copy !req
686. YOU'RE GOING
TO THE STORE ANYWAY.Copy !req
687. TO FUCK?Copy !req
688. ABOUT YOUR DIRTY SUIT?Copy !req
689. HMM?Copy !req
690. FUCK OR SUIT?Copy !req
691. OKAY, THE FIRST ONE.Copy !req
692. WELL, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
693. LET'S GO,
I DON'T GOT ALL DAY.Copy !req
694. SO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE THE SUIT?Copy !req
695. JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
696. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
697. WHERE'D YOU
GET THE SHEET?Copy !req
698. LINEN STORE.Copy !req
699. TO A HOTEL?Copy !req
700. AND WHAT'S IT,
THERE'S A HOLE THERE?Copy !req
701. YEAH.Copy !req
702. 'CAUSE YOUR HASIDIC.Copy !req
703. WHAT, DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT STUPID SHIT?Copy !req
704. IDIOT ARE YOU?Copy !req
705. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
706. OH SHIT,
IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE.Copy !req
707. WAIT, LARRY!Copy !req
708. OH, GEEZ!Copy !req
709. LARRY!Copy !req
710. HEY, WE SURVIVED.Copy !req
711. Captions Copyright 2004
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
712. Captioned byCopy !req