1. Captions made possible by
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
2. What does it take to be
a girls gone wild girl?Copy !req
3. Those girls
from Cancun are wild.Copy !req
4. Yes, they are, but if you want
to see how wild they really getCopy !req
5. you've gotta
get the video.Copy !req
6. HELLO?Copy !req
7. Hey.Copy !req
8. HEY.Copy !req
9. Channel 57.Copy !req
10. YEAH, I GOT,
I'M WATCHING.Copy !req
11. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
12. WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
13. They're college girls
and they're wild.Copy !req
14. They've gone wild.Copy !req
15. THEY'VE GONE WILD.Copy !req
16. OKAY.
They've gone wild,
we've gotta have it.Copy !req
17. I can't have it
sent to my house.Copy !req
18. Susie'll kill me.Copy !req
19. I DON'T WANT IT
SENT HERE.Copy !req
20. How about
your office?Copy !req
21. OKAY, GOOD,
MY OFFICE.Copy !req
22. OKAY, I'LL ORDER IT
ON THE PHONE.Copy !req
23. Okay.
OKAY, BYE.Copy !req
24. " ... Ultimate Spring Break"
absolutely free.Copy !req
25. You won't believe the...Copy !req
26. LARRY?Copy !req
27. OH, UM, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY PALM PILOT?Copy !req
28. PALM PILOT?
IT'S NOT HERE, NO.Copy !req
29. WATCHING?Copy !req
30. JUST FLIPPING AROUND.Copy !req
31. UM, WHAT ARE WE DOING ABOUT
THE POISON OAK IN THE BACKYARD?Copy !req
32. TO BE TAKING CARE OF THAT.Copy !req
33. UM, JEFF'S GOT THIS,
UH, INDIAN GUY,Copy !req
34. THEY'RE IMMUNE TO IT,
WANDERING BEAR, YEAH.Copy !req
35. OKAY.Copy !req
36. UM, I'M GONNA
SEE JEFF TOMORROW.Copy !req
37. I'LL MENTION
IT TO HIM.Copy !req
38. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
39. I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT, OKAY.Copy !req
40. AND, UM, WHILE WE HERE,Copy !req
41. NOT HAD SEX
IN A VERY LONG TIME?Copy !req
42. WHAT, CHERYL, I'M WATCHING
THIS THING ABOUT HIPPOS.Copy !req
43. THIS IS THE LONGEST WE'VE GONE
SINCE WE'VE BEEN MARRIED.Copy !req
44. WELL, I HAD THE DOG BITE,
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
45. I KNOW, THAT
WAS A WHILE AGO.Copy !req
46. IT'S BETTER,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
47. YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU WENT OFF THE PILL.Copy !req
48. WE SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
49. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
50. I CAN'T USE CONDOMS.Copy !req
51. FIRST OF ALL,
I'M EMBARRASSED TO BUY 'EM,Copy !req
52. AND I'M NOT
GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
53. WHY DON'T
WE DO THIS?Copy !req
54. I'LL CALL AND MAKECopy !req
55. AND THEN WE DON'TCopy !req
56. THIS ANY LONGER.Copy !req
57. OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
58. NO, NO, BUT I WANT
YOU TO THINK ABOUT...Copy !req
59. I'LL GET THE CONDOMS,
I'LL GET THE CONDOMS.Copy !req
60. Hippos are beautifully...Copy !req
61. OKAY.
OKAY.Copy !req
62. MY PALM PILOT?Copy !req
63. IT'S NOT HERE,
IT'S DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
64. IT'S DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
65. See and hear underwater
and they're well insulated.Copy !req
66. Don't miss the videos
everyone's talking about.Copy !req
67. "Girls Gone Wild
Ultimate Spring Break"Copy !req
68. on video or dvd
for just $9.99.Copy !req
69. YES, I WAS, UH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT ORDERING THE TAPE,Copy !req
70. THE VIDEOTAPE...Copy !req
71. AND THE WILD, THE WILDNESS.Copy !req
72. THEY'RE GOING WILD
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
73. ABOUT GOING WILD.Copy !req
74. HEY.Copy !req
75. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
76. MARVIN AND I BROKE UP.Copy !req
77. I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
LARRY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
78. HOW COME?Copy !req
79. I JUST, I CAN'T SAY,
IT'S TOO PERSONAL.Copy !req
80. TOO PERSONAL?Copy !req
81. I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND, LARRY.Copy !req
82. I MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY IT HAPPENED.Copy !req
83. GOING SO WELL.Copy !req
84. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
85. MAYBE GET MARRIED.Copy !req
86. I-I JUST, I DIDN'T
SEE THIS COMING AT ALL.Copy !req
87. AND YOU'RE
PLANNING A TRIP.Copy !req
88. IT'S OVER.Copy !req
89. WHAT ARE THOSE,
MENTOS?Copy !req
90. MMM, BOY,
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
91. A CANDY YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
92. OF ORANGE LIKE THAT?Copy !req
93. IT'S AMAZING,
JUST WITH CHEMICALS.Copy !req
94. WELL, I GOT A COUPLE
OF THINGS FOR YOU TO DO.Copy !req
95. SOME CASH FOR ME.Copy !req
96. AND I GOT A CORN,
I NEED SOME FREEZE ON.Copy !req
97. I HOPE THAT'LL
GET RID OF IT.Copy !req
98. ONE OR TWO?Copy !req
99. MENTOS FOR ME.Copy !req
100. GUM AND GOOD FRESH BREATH STUFF.Copy !req
101. A LOT OF FRESH,
FRESHNESS.Copy !req
102. SO I'LL JUSTCopy !req
103. AND I'LL JUST HAVE AN UNLIMITED
GOOD BREATH SUPPLY.Copy !req
104. AND, UH, CANCEL LUNCH WITH,
UH, JASON SMALL FOR ME.Copy !req
105. OKAY, CANCEL LUNCH,
AND WHY?Copy !req
106. WELL, JUST TELL HIM IT'S MY
MOTHER'S UNVEILING OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
107. OKAY, SO LIE AND THEN GET
SOME TREATS FOR THE CAR?Copy !req
108. YEAH.Copy !req
109. ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
110. WELL, YOUR MAIL
IS HERE.Copy !req
111. "GIRLS GONE WILD",
LARRY?Copy !req
112. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OPENING MY MAIL?Copy !req
113. IT WAS MY MAIL.Copy !req
114. A PILATES VIDEO.Copy !req
115. WELL, LOOK IT SAYS
"LARRY DAVID" ON IT,
DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
116. WELL, I WAS
A LITTLE DISTRACTED.Copy !req
117. ANYWAY IT'S NOT FOR ME,
IT'S FOR JEFF.Copy !req
118. SO YOU'RE OPENING...Copy !req
119. FOR JEFF?
YEAH.Copy !req
120. COME ON.Copy !req
121. "GIRLS GONE WILD" ?Copy !req
122. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
"COLLEGE GIRLS GONE WILD",
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
123. OH, "COLLEGE GIRLS
GONE WILD",Copy !req
124. THAT'S EVEN BETTER,
THEY'RE YOUNGER.Copy !req
125. YEAH, "COLLEGE
GIRLS GONE WILD".Copy !req
126. THAT DOES TO WOMEN?Copy !req
127. TERRIBLE, I AGREE WITH YOU,
IT'S TERRIBLE.Copy !req
128. AND THROW THAT AWAY.Copy !req
129. TO TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
130. GOOD, LARRY.Copy !req
131. DOES HE NEED THIS STUFF?Copy !req
132. HEY.Copy !req
133. I, UH, GOT YOU
WHAT YOU NEED.Copy !req
134. EVERLAST CONDOMS,
MY FRIEND.Copy !req
135. HEY.Copy !req
136. IN THE BUSINESS.Copy !req
137. REALLY?Copy !req
138. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
139. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA STOP.Copy !req
140. NEVER GONNA STOP?Copy !req
141. NEVER GONNA STOP.Copy !req
142. WELL, I WANT A CONDOM
CALLED "GET IT OVER WITH".Copy !req
143. NOT EVERLAST?Copy !req
144. YEAH, HOW LONG YOU THINK
I WANT TO DO THAT FOR, HUH?Copy !req
145. I DON'T KNOW, ALL NIGHT LONG
I WOULD GUESS.Copy !req
146. I THINK IT'S BORING,
COME ON.Copy !req
147. FUCKING'S BORING?Copy !req
148. IT DOESN'T GET
BORING AFTER AWHILE?Copy !req
149. UHHH, UHHH, UHHH,
IT'S A BORE.Copy !req
150. NO, IT DOESN'T GET BORING,
IT DOESN'T GET BORING.Copy !req
151. UHHH, UHHH,
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
152. IT'S ENOUGH,
IN AND OUT.Copy !req
153. REALLY GIVE ME PROBLEMS ANYWAY.Copy !req
154. I DON'T KNOW WHAT...Copy !req
155. CAN'T GET THEM ON.Copy !req
156. COME ON,
THEY FIT ME.Copy !req
157. OH, YOU GOTTA GET THEM ON
SO FAST, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
158. WHO'S TIMING YOU?Copy !req
159. HMM.Copy !req
160. THEY'LL MAKE YOU
A DIFFERENT KIND OF MAN.Copy !req
161. MAKE YOU LIKE LAST?Copy !req
162. EVERLAST?Copy !req
163. ALL NIGHT LONG.Copy !req
164. WELL, THANK YOU
FOR GETTING THEM FOR ME.Copy !req
165. I'M TOO EMBARRASSED
TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE.Copy !req
166. I COULDN'T DO IT.Copy !req
167. WELL, MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
168. HEY, UH,
REMEMBER THAT,Copy !req
169. UH, INDIAN YOU WERE
TELLING ME ABOUT?Copy !req
170. YEAH, WANDERING BEAR.Copy !req
171. I NEED HIS NUMBER.Copy !req
172. I'LL BE GLAD
TO GIVE IT TO YOU.Copy !req
173. BUT DON'T SAY
YOU GOT IT FROM ME.Copy !req
174. HE'S PISSED OFF AT ME 'CAUSE,
UH, SUSIE DOESN'T WANT MECopy !req
175. $200 OVER THE ESTIMATE.Copy !req
176. BUT IT'S AN ESTIMATE.Copy !req
177. IT'S AN ESTIMATE.Copy !req
178. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH, UH,
YOUR GAL DOWN THE HALL THERE?Copy !req
179. SHE, UH, CRYING AND...Copy !req
180. YEAH, I'M HAVING A LOT
OF PROBLEMS WITH HER.Copy !req
181. YOU KNOW,
FIRST OF ALL...Copy !req
182. BROKE UP WITH HER.Copy !req
183. YEAH?Copy !req
184. AND FRANKLY, I'D LIKE
TO DO THE SAME.Copy !req
185. WHY DON'T YOU
FIRE HER?Copy !req
186. I CAN'T.
WHY?Copy !req
187. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.Copy !req
188. MY DIETARY HABITS,Copy !req
189. LIES AND BULLSHIT AND DECEIT.Copy !req
190. THAN CHERYL DOES.Copy !req
191. YOU CAN'T
FIRE HER.Copy !req
192. SHE'LL DESTROY ME.Copy !req
193. YOU'RE TRAPPED.Copy !req
194. I'M TRAPPED FOR LIFE,
AND SHE HAS NO,Copy !req
195. SHE DOESN'T WANT
WITH HER LIFE, THIS IS IT.Copy !req
196. OH, DEAR GOD,
YOU'RE TRAPPED.Copy !req
197. ELSE SHE KNOWS?Copy !req
198. ABOUT THIS...Copy !req
199. OH, MAN, IT CAME!Copy !req
200. WOW, "COLLEGE GIRLS
GONE WILD".Copy !req
201. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
202. YOU KNOW WHAT, WE CAN GO
TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH IT.Copy !req
203. OH, YEAH, WE'LL HAVE
LIKE AN AUTO FOCUS PARTY.Copy !req
204. AN AUTO FOCUS PARTY.Copy !req
205. I GOT THE BIG SCREEN,
WE CAN WATCH IT.Copy !req
206. ARE YOU GONNA BE?Copy !req
207. I'M BOB CRANE.
YOU'RE BOB CRANE.Copy !req
208. AND YOU CAN
BE THE FREAKISH GUY.Copy !req
209. I'LL BE WILLEM DAFOE.Copy !req
210. YOU BE WILLEM DAFOE,
HE'S A FREAK.Copy !req
211. It's the hottest
"Girls Gone Wild" video ever!Copy !req
212. I'M HAVING SO MUCH
TROUBLE WITH THESE GLASSES.Copy !req
213. YOU KNOW, I GOT
THESE BLENDED BIFOCALS.Copy !req
214. YEAH.Copy !req
215. AND I CAN'T GET,
I CAN'T GET USED TO THEM.Copy !req
216. JUST WATCH.Copy !req
217. YOU KNOW WHAT,
GET MY OTHER GLASSES, OKAY?Copy !req
218. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
219. ALRIGHT, SO, JUST PAUSE IT,
I'LL BE BACK IN TWO SECONDS.Copy !req
220. NO, I'M NOT
GONNA PAUSE IT.Copy !req
221. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE
NOT GONNA PAUSE IT?Copy !req
222. I'M NOT A PAUSER,
I DON'T LIKE PAUSING.Copy !req
223. WELL, THAT'S NOT
BEING VERY FAIR.Copy !req
224. FINE!Copy !req
225. HURRY UP!Copy !req
226. READY?Copy !req
227. YEAH, THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.Copy !req
228. HAVE YOU SEEN OSCAR?Copy !req
229. NO.Copy !req
230. OSCAR?Copy !req
231. THE DOOR OPEN?Copy !req
232. YEAH, WHEN...Copy !req
233. GODDAMNIT.Copy !req
234. WHAT, I... ?Copy !req
235. OSCAR!Copy !req
236. OSCAR!Copy !req
237. OSCAR!Copy !req
238. OSCAR! OSCAR!Copy !req
239. OSCY!Copy !req
240. OSCAR!Copy !req
241. SEE THAT?Copy !req
242. WHAT?Copy !req
243. AND HE DIDN'T WAVE BACK.Copy !req
244. I DON'T WAVE TO PEOPLE
IN THE SAME CAR AS ME.Copy !req
245. WELL, WE'RE PRIUS DRIVERS,
WE'RE A SPECIAL BREED.Copy !req
246. A SPECIAL BREED.Copy !req
247. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
248. I WANNA SEE WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT GUY.Copy !req
249. SEE WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT GUY?Copy !req
250. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
251. AFTER YOU CATCH HIM?Copy !req
252. NOTHIN'.Copy !req
253. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
254. OSCAR.Copy !req
255. OSCAR!Copy !req
256. OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
257. OSCY!Copy !req
258. HE SEEMS OKAY.Copy !req
259. OSCY, ARE YOU OKAY, BOY?Copy !req
260. HE'S NOT BLEEDING
OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
261. LET ME SEE
IF HE CAN STAND.Copy !req
262. COME ON,
STAND UP, OSCY.Copy !req
263. OH YEAH,
HE SEEMS FINE.Copy !req
264. OH.Copy !req
265. WANT TO DO?Copy !req
266. SHOULD WE, SHOULD
WE TAKE HIM TO THE VET?Copy !req
267. HE SEEMS OKAY.Copy !req
268. DOES SEEM OKAY.Copy !req
269. ALRIGHT, WE'LL GO
BACK TO THE HOUSE.Copy !req
270. WE'LL PUT THE VIDEO IN,Copy !req
271. WE'LL MONITOR OSCAR.Copy !req
272. YEAH, WE'LL WATCH,
WE'LL WATCH THE VIDEOCopy !req
273. AND WE'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON HIM AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
274. I'M NOT SAYING DON'T TAKE HIM
TO THE VET, BUT IF HE NEEDS TO.Copy !req
275. YEAH, RIGHT, WE'LL WATCH
THE VIDEO AND MONITOR HIM.Copy !req
276. VIDEO AND MONITOR,
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
277. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET HIM
IN THE CAR, COME ON.Copy !req
278. HEY, DO NOT TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THIS, ANYONE.Copy !req
279. YEAH, WELL,
HE KNOWS ABOUT IT.Copy !req
280. HE CAN'T TALK.Copy !req
281. COME ON PAL, HOP IN.Copy !req
282. HE SEEMS OKAY.Copy !req
283. HE SEEMS FINE.Copy !req
284. HUH, IS IT
MY IMAGINATION?Copy !req
285. NO, HE SEEMS FINE.Copy !req
286. HE SEEMS OKAY.Copy !req
287. YEAH.Copy !req
288. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.Copy !req
289. I DON'T EVEN
THINK I HIT HIM.Copy !req
290. I DON'T THINK
YOU HIT HIM EITHER.Copy !req
291. I DID NOT
HIT THAT DOG.Copy !req
292. YOU DID NOT
HIT THAT DOG.Copy !req
293. HEY, LET'S MAKE
A PACT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
294. WHILE WE'RE WATCHING THIS TAPE,Copy !req
295. WE'RE GONNA STOP THE TAPE
AND TAKE HIM TO THE VET.Copy !req
296. IMMEDIATELY.
IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
297. LET'S GO.Copy !req
298. THAT SEX FOR AWHILE.Copy !req
299. YOU KNOW, IT KINDCopy !req
300. INJURED IN '63.Copy !req
301. HE WAS OUT FOR
ABOUT TWO MONTHS.Copy !req
302. COMES BACK,
FIRST AT BAT,Copy !req
303. OUT OF THE PARK,
HOME RUN,Copy !req
304. HUH, IT'S KIND
OF SIMILAR.Copy !req
305. WHAT?Copy !req
306. THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY
STRANGE HAPPENING.Copy !req
307. I AM COMPLETELY NUMB.Copy !req
308. YEAH.Copy !req
309. YEAH. DOWN T?Copy !req
310. I CAN'T
FEEL ANYTHING.Copy !req
311. YEAH.
REALLY?Copy !req
312. HMM.Copy !req
313. I DON'T KNOW WHY, THIS HAS
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.Copy !req
314. WELL, IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE CONDOM?Copy !req
315. I DON'T KNOW
WHY IT WOULD.Copy !req
316. EVERLAST.Copy !req
317. LAST ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
318. THE NUMBING AGENT...Copy !req
319. LIDOCAINE.Copy !req
320. WHAT?Copy !req
321. ON INSIDE OUT.Copy !req
322. INSIDE OUT?Copy !req
323. HONESTLY, YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS ON?Copy !req
324. I JUST, I DON'T KNOW,
NO, I PUT IT ON,Copy !req
325. I SLIPPED IT ON THE WAY YOU'RECopy !req
326. 15-YEAR-OLD BOYS
DO IT EVERYDAY.Copy !req
327. IT'S NOT HARD!Copy !req
328. WELL, I DON'T
USE IT THAT OFTEN.Copy !req
329. THE WAY I—Copy !req
330. THERE'S NO INSTRUCTIONS
OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
331. I ROLLED IT DOWN.Copy !req
332. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S
A WRONG WAY AND A RIGHT WAY.Copy !req
333. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED
TO WEAR THE CONDOM.Copy !req
334. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON, LARRY.Copy !req
335. JESUS.Copy !req
336. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD
PUT IT ON INSIDE OUT.Copy !req
337. HELLO?Copy !req
338. HEY.Copy !req
339. Hey, that condom
you gave me, Everlast?Copy !req
340. YEAH.Copy !req
341. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT THING.Copy !req
342. WHAT?Copy !req
343. I put it inside out
by mistake,Copy !req
344. NOW CHERYL'S ALL NUMB
IN HER VAGINA.Copy !req
345. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW
TO PUT A RUBBER ON?Copy !req
346. IT'S DARK IN THE ROOM,
WHO CAN READ?Copy !req
347. I CAN'T START LOOKING
READING INSTRUCTIONS.Copy !req
348. HAVE DONE THAT?Copy !req
349. UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
350. I COULDN'T, IT WAS REALLY LIKE
SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF ME.Copy !req
351. THEY'RE DESIGNED
TO GO THE OTHER WAY AND,Copy !req
352. AND YOU LAST.Copy !req
353. HEARD OF THIS BEFORE?Copy !req
354. What?Copy !req
355. THE NUMB VAGINA?Copy !req
356. THAN A NUMB VAGINA.Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. OSCAR IS NOT GOOD.Copy !req
359. HE'S JUSTCopy !req
360. AND HIS, HIS BARK
IS LIKE...Copy !req
361. MASCULATED.Copy !req
362. YOU THINK IT'S
FROM THE INCIDENT?Copy !req
363. YES, I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THE INCIDENT.Copy !req
364. JEFFREY!Copy !req
365. SUSIE KNOWS SOMETHING'S
GOING DOWN, I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
366. JEFFREY, WHERE
THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
367. WELL, YOU LISTEN
AND YOU LISTEN GOOD.Copy !req
368. THAT TRAP SHUT.Copy !req
369. You read me.Copy !req
370. DO TO THIS DOG?Copy !req
371. THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH OSCAR!Copy !req
372. ALRIGHT LISTEN, SUSIE'S YELLING,
I GOTTA GET GOING ALRIGHT.Copy !req
373. I'M SORRY ABOUT
CHERYL'S VAGINA.Copy !req
374. HEY!Copy !req
375. HOW IS IT?Copy !req
376. IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN
SHOT WITH NOVOCAINE.Copy !req
377. OH MY GOD.
NOTHING.Copy !req
378. I'M REALLY SORRY.Copy !req
379. HEY, WANDERING BEAR...Copy !req
380. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
381. GOOD.Copy !req
382. OKAY.Copy !req
383. HEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THAT SITUATION WITH, UH,Copy !req
384. JEFF AND SUSIE.Copy !req
385. THEY OWE YOU.Copy !req
386. YOU'LL GET IT.Copy !req
387. THERE'S AN OLD INDIAN SAYING,
"WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND."Copy !req
388. THAT'S INDIAN?Copy !req
389. THAT WAS ENGLISH.Copy !req
390. APPLY TO ANYONE.Copy !req
391. HEY, WANDERING BEAR,
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.Copy !req
392. YOU'RE A SHAMAN
OF SORTS.Copy !req
393. AND YOU'RE KIND OF
A MEDICINE MAN IN A WAY.Copy !req
394. LAST NIGHT...Copy !req
395. INSIDE OUT.Copy !req
396. AND MY WIFE'S VAGINA
IS COMPLETELY NUMB.Copy !req
397. DO YOU KNOW OF ANY...Copy !req
398. MIGHT WORK FOR HER?Copy !req
399. HMM...Copy !req
400. AND PAPER.Copy !req
401. WELL, I HAVE A PEN.Copy !req
402. SAME THING.Copy !req
403. WELL, YEAH,
BUT YOU SAID PENCIL,Copy !req
404. SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D
MENTION THAT I HAD A PEN.Copy !req
405. THE SAME FUNCTION.Copy !req
406. THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
407. AN ERASER.Copy !req
408. YOU CAN ERASE.Copy !req
409. SO THERE'S
A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
410. SPECIFIC ABOUT IT.Copy !req
411. ONE WRITES,
THE OTHER WRITES.Copy !req
412. BUT YOU DID
SAY PENCIL.Copy !req
413. IS THAT A "Y" ?Copy !req
414. THAT'S A "T".Copy !req
415. THANK YOU,
WANDERING BEAR.Copy !req
416. WHAT?Copy !req
417. HEY. HEY.Copy !req
418. THAT LUNCH WITH JASON SMALL.Copy !req
419. OH, OH YEAH.Copy !req
420. YEAH, HE CALLED MY HOUSE,
IT WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
421. REALLY?
WOW.Copy !req
422. OH, GOSH I'M REALLY
SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
423. UM, TODAY I NEED YOU
TO GO TO MEL BROOKS' OFFICECopy !req
424. MUSIC FOR ME.Copy !req
425. TO MY BUSINESS MANAGER'S OFFICECopy !req
426. AND THERE'S A PACKAGE WHICH I
NEED YOU TO BRING TO MY HOUSE.Copy !req
427. UH, HEY, LET ME ASK YOU,
UM, LIKE A GUY QUESTION.Copy !req
428. SURE.Copy !req
429. UH, AT HOME MY MACHINE IS
FULL OF ALL THESE HANGUPS.Copy !req
430. YEAH.Copy !req
431. AND I'M WONDERING IF
IT'S MARVIN CALLING MECopy !req
432. TO TALK TO ME.Copy !req
433. YEAH, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE, MARVIN'S...Copy !req
434. IS IT?
YES, YES.Copy !req
435. YEAH. OKAY, AL.Copy !req
436. SO I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
437. HE'S REACHING OUT,Copy !req
438. BUT I SHOULDN'T MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE, RIGHT?Copy !req
439. YEAH, YOU WANT
TO GET THE PHONE?Copy !req
440. SHOULD IAKE THE FIRST,
I MEAN...Copy !req
441. NO.Copy !req
442. NO, I SHOULD
STAND MY GROUND, RIGHT?Copy !req
443. MMM-HMM.Copy !req
444. OKAY, THANKS, LARRY.Copy !req
445. HELLO?Copy !req
446. LARRY DAVID,
HELLO?Copy !req
447. CURED HER VAGINA.Copy !req
448. DOWN THIS THING.Copy !req
449. IT'S A ROOT
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
450. FOOD STORE.Copy !req
451. ON THE PHONE...Copy !req
452. SHE'S BACK.Copy !req
453. CURES VAGINAS?Copy !req
454. OF MAGICIAN OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
455. OVER THE VAGINA.Copy !req
456. HOW'S, UH, HOW'S
OSCAR BY THE WAY?Copy !req
457. NOT GOOD.Copy !req
458. HE'S, UH, JUST MOPING
AROUND, SAME OLD THING.Copy !req
459. MAKING THOSE NOISES.Copy !req
460. YEAH.RE?Copy !req
461. TO THE VET.Copy !req
462. DID YOU SAY
ANYTHING?Copy !req
463. OKAY.Copy !req
464. OH, HEY BY THE WAY, HERE,
YOU CAN HAVE THESE CONDOMS BACK.Copy !req
465. NO, I'M NOT
USING THEM ANYMORE.Copy !req
466. TOLD ME NOT TO.Copy !req
467. HE SAYS IT'S NO GOOD FOR ME
TO KEEP GOING AND GOING.Copy !req
468. IT'S NOT GOOD
FOR MY HEART.Copy !req
469. WOW.Copy !req
470. IT'S A RUBBER
FOR A YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
471. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
472. RIGHT ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
473. OKAY, THAT'S
WHAT IT'S FOR.Copy !req
474. HEY, MY FIVE WOOD'S
COMING IN TODAY AT 4:30.Copy !req
475. LET'S GO GET IT.Copy !req
476. BEAUTIFUL.
ALRIGHT, I'LL PICK
YOU UP AT 4:30.Copy !req
477. HEY.Copy !req
478. HI.
HI.Copy !req
479. THE VET SAY?Copy !req
480. HE SAID THAT OSCAR'SCopy !req
481. TRYING TO STRANGLE HIM.Copy !req
482. STRANGLE THE DOG?Copy !req
483. YEAH, SOMEBODY WAS
TRYING TO CHOKE HIM.Copy !req
484. I WONDER?Copy !req
485. WHAT, WHO WOULD WANT TO DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
486. THE DOG BITCopy !req
487. SO YOU'RE TRYING
TO FUCKING KILL HIM?Copy !req
488. WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
489. OH REALLY?
NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
490. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
YEAH.Copy !req
491. HOW COME HE CAN'T SPEAK,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?Copy !req
492. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE
HE GOT HIT BY A CAR.Copy !req
493. OH, PLEASE, HE'S GONNA
GET HIT BY A CAR, HOW?Copy !req
494. WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY
LEFT THE DOOR OPEN.Copy !req
495. WHO'S GONNA LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN
AND LET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE?Copy !req
496. LEFT THE DOOR OPEN.Copy !req
497. JEFF, DID YOU
LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?Copy !req
498. YEAH, EXACTLY.Copy !req
499. I'M NOT SAYING
HE DID IT ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
500. SOMETHING FROM HIS CAR.Copy !req
501. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
502. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T
TRY TO STRANGLE HIM,Copy !req
503. TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!Copy !req
504. HI, WANDERING BEAR.Copy !req
505. HELLO.Copy !req
506. HOW IS YOUR VAGINA?Copy !req
507. IT'S...Copy !req
508. GETTING BETTER.Copy !req
509. GOOD.Copy !req
510. ASKED ME HOW MY VAGINA IS.Copy !req
511. WELL, I'M SURE HE JUST WANTED
TO SEE IF HIS CURE WAS WORKING.Copy !req
512. OKAY, WELL I DON'TCopy !req
513. MY VAGINA, GOD.Copy !req
514. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
515. DID YOU THANK HIM?Copy !req
516. NO.Copy !req
517. WELL, YOU COULD HAVE LEAST
EXPRESSED SOME GRATITUDE.Copy !req
518. HE DID CURE YOUR VAGINA,
DID HE NOT?Copy !req
519. HEY, WANDERING BEAR...Copy !req
520. HOW HER VAGINA IS.Copy !req
521. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS
WITH AMERICAN INDIANS,Copy !req
522. DOESN'T ASK OTHER MEN'S WIVESCopy !req
523. ABOUT THEIR VAGINA.Copy !req
524. IT'S A CUSTOM.Copy !req
525. WELL, IF YOU TAKE HER
TO THE WHITE MAN DOCTOR,Copy !req
526. HER VAGINA, HE'LL LOOK.Copy !req
527. GOOD POINT,
WANDERING BEAR,
GOOD POINT.Copy !req
528. ANYWAY, IT'S REALLY
WORKING OUT.Copy !req
529. SHE'S FEELING
A LOT BETTER.Copy !req
530. THANKS AGAIN.Copy !req
531. HEY, HERE ARE THE PAPERS FROM
YOUR BUSINESS MANAGER'S OFFICE.Copy !req
532. FROM MEL'S OFFICE?Copy !req
533. OH, LARRY, WAS I SUPPOSED
TO PICK THAT UP?Copy !req
534. YEAH.Copy !req
535. I'M SORRY,
I TOTALLY FORGOT.Copy !req
536. UH-HUH, JUST LIKE YOUCopy !req
537. THE LUNCH APPOINTMENT.Copy !req
538. OKAY, FINE,
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
539. I'M TERRIBLE,
I'M A BAD ASSISTANT.Copy !req
540. YOU KNOW,
I DON'T NEED THIS.Copy !req
541. DO YOUR OWN ERRANDS,
RUN YOUR OWN LIFE.Copy !req
542. I'M DONE, I QUIT,
NO, I QUIT, LARRY...Copy !req
543. WHAT?Copy !req
544. I QUIT, I DON'T
NEED THIS ANYMORE.Copy !req
545. WHAT, YOU QUIT?
NO, YOU CAN'T QUIT.Copy !req
546. YOU CAN TELL JASON SMALL,
UH, OR MAYBE I WILL,Copy !req
547. ABOUT YOUR MOM'S
FAKE UNVEILING.Copy !req
548. HOW ABOUT THAT,
ISN'T THAT NICE?Copy !req
549. AND I'M SURE CHERYLCopy !req
550. ABOUT "COLLEGE GIRLS
GONE WILD".Copy !req
551. YEAH, CHERYL, THAT'S RIGHT,
"COLLEGE GIRLS GONE WILD".Copy !req
552. CHERYL, IT'S HOT!Copy !req
553. YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERYBODY'S GONNA
KNOW EVERY LIE, EVERY DECEIT,Copy !req
554. YOU HAVE EVER TOLD, MISTER!Copy !req
555. WHAT?Copy !req
556. OF SERVICE!Copy !req
557. COME ON, ALRIGHT,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY,Copy !req
558. I'M SORRY,
I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
559. BUT YOU CAN'T QUIT.Copy !req
560. COME ON, I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY!Copy !req
561. LARRY?Copy !req
562. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
563. SHE QUIT, SHE QUIT.Copy !req
564. SHE'S GONNA EXPOSE ME
TO THE WORLD.Copy !req
565. AND MY DECEIT.Copy !req
566. AND, YOU KNOW, I SAID TERRIBLE
THINGS ABOUT SO MANY PEOPLE.Copy !req
567. AND SUSIE AND LOUIS,Copy !req
568. EVERYBODY I KNOW AND...Copy !req
569. WHAT, WHAT HAVE
YOU SAID ABOUT ME?Copy !req
570. OH, DID I SAY YOU?
YEAH.Copy !req
571. NO, NO,
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU.Copy !req
572. NO, THE OTHERS,
THE OTHERS, NOT YOU.Copy !req
573. BUT THE POINT IS THAT I'M GONNA
BE RUINED, YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
574. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO MOVE.Copy !req
575. WELL, WHY WAS
SHE SO UPSET?Copy !req
576. I DON'T KNOW, I YELLED
AT HER A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
577. SOME STUFF FOR ME.Copy !req
578. SHE DIDN'T DO IT.Copy !req
579. I'M SURE SHE'LL
BE FINE ONCE SHE...Copy !req
580. NO, SHE'S NOT
GONNA BE FINE.Copy !req
581. SHE HASN'T BEEN FINE SINCE SHE
BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
582. THAT'S THE WHOLE
PROBLEM.Copy !req
583. SEE, NOW IF I COULD GET
THOSE TWO BACK TOGETHER.Copy !req
584. TO HER BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
585. I GOT WS FOR YOU.Copy !req
586. OKAY.Copy !req
587. THAT'S WHAT
I NEED TO DO.Copy !req
588. HEY, MARV.Copy !req
589. HI, LARRY.Copy !req
590. I CAME TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
591. OKAY, YEAH,
SIT DOWN.Copy !req
592. YEAH?
YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
593. SO, UH, I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT ANTOINETTE.Copy !req
594. OH, UH, YEAH,
THAT'S A...Copy !req
595. THAT'S A TOUGH, UH,
A TOUGH SITUATION.Copy !req
596. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
597. I MEAN YOU GUYS, YOU WERE
SUCH A GREAT COUPLE AND...Copy !req
598. YEAH, YOU KNOW, SHE'S A,
SHE'S A GREAT GAL.Copy !req
599. SHE REALLY IS,
I LOVE HER...Copy !req
600. BREAKING UP WITH HER FOR?Copy !req
601. YEAH, I JUST, WELL,
YOU KNOW, IT'S PERSONAL.Copy !req
602. I KNOW THAT'S
WHAT SHE SAID.Copy !req
603. IT'S, UH...Copy !req
604. POUR IT OUT, BUDDY.Copy !req
605. SEXUAL, SEXUAL.Copy !req
606. MARVIN, I'VE HAD EVERY SEXUAL
PROBLEM KNOWN TO MANKIND.Copy !req
607. WHAT IS IT,
YOU'RE IMPOTENT?Copy !req
608. I'VE GONE 10 YEARS
WITH NO ERECTION,
WHAT IS THAT...Copy !req
609. NO, NO, NO, LARRY,
THAT'S NOT IT, IT'S NOT THAT.Copy !req
610. WHEN THE RACE BEGINS...Copy !req
611. I'M AT THE FINISH LINE
JUST LIKE THAT,Copy !req
612. QUICK, QUICK,
I FINISH QUICK.Copy !req
613. HMM.Copy !req
614. IT'S TOUGH.Copy !req
615. HMM.Copy !req
616. MARV?Copy !req
617. YES?Copy !req
618. ARE OVER.Copy !req
619. EVERLAST CONDOM?Copy !req
620. I'VE USED CONDOMS BEFORE,
LARRY, THEY DON'T HELP.Copy !req
621. YOU HAVEN'T
USED THIS ONE.Copy !req
622. ALL NIGHT, MY FRIEND...Copy !req
623. ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
624. I'VE JUST GOT ONE LITTLE
WORD OF ADVICE FOR YOU.Copy !req
625. DON'T WEAR IT
INSIDE OUT.Copy !req
626. THANKS, LARRY.Copy !req
627. HEY.
READY TO GO?Copy !req
628. YEAH, LET ME GO
GET MY JACKET.Copy !req
629. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
630. HOW'S, UH,
HOW'S OSCAR?Copy !req
631. HE'S NOT GOOD, LARRY.Copy !req
632. HE'S NOT GOOD,
HE'S THE SAME.Copy !req
633. HE HASN'T GOTTEN ANY BETTER
AND I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING.Copy !req
634. I DIDN'T FORGET.Copy !req
635. I'LL GET THAT.Copy !req
636. YEAH, GOOD,
GO GET THE DOOR.Copy !req
637. AH, WANDERING BEAR.Copy !req
638. NO, NO, I DON'T
WANT HIM IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
639. COME IN, COME IN.Copy !req
640. HELLO.
HELLO, DAVID.Copy !req
641. I'VE COME
TO COLLECT MY MONEY.Copy !req
642. YOU KNOW WHAT, WANDERING ELK,
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS.Copy !req
643. ALREADY, OKAY.Copy !req
644. YOU DON'T NEED
TO TALK LIKE THAT.Copy !req
645. YOU'RE A BETTER
PERSON THAN THAT.Copy !req
646. NO, SHE'S NOT.Copy !req
647. WE PAID YOU, THAT WAS IT,
I'D LIKE YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE.Copy !req
648. IN FULL PLEASE.Copy !req
649. IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I'M GONNA GET MY DOG, ALRIGHT?Copy !req
650. SUSIE!
OSCAR!Copy !req
651. SUSIE, COME ON.Copy !req
652. OSCAR!
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
653. YOU SEE THIS?Copy !req
654. HE'S USELESS,
HE'S USELESS.Copy !req
655. YOU DID TO HIM?Copy !req
656. HE'S USELESS, THIS USED
TO BE A WATCHDOG.Copy !req
657. A LOOK AT HIM?Copy !req
658. FINE, FINE,
GO AHEAD.Copy !req
659. AHHH!Copy !req
660. HEY, PRIUS!Copy !req
661. Captions Copyright 2004
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
662. Captioned byCopy !req