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HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
2. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
3. LARRY, YOU'VE BEEN
DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.Copy !req
4. I'M ALL ASTONISHMENT.Copy !req
5. REALLY?Copy !req
6. IT IS FANTASTIC, FIERCE,
ABSOLUTELY, FIERCE.Copy !req
7. WAS IT FIERCE,
IT WAS FIERCE?Copy !req
8. YES, IT WAS FIERCE.Copy !req
9. REALLY FIERCE.
REALLY FIERCE?Copy !req
10. NO LONGER.Copy !req
11. HOW DID, UH, I MEAN,
WAS I THERE TOO, OR?Copy !req
12. YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE
DOING THE STEPS, UM,Copy !req
13. ON THE POD-BERET,Copy !req
14. FOR THE HITCH-KICK, SO.Copy !req
15. POD-BERET'S
ARE REALLY TOUGH.Copy !req
16. POD-BERET'S ARE, LIKE,
THE TOUGHEST THING.Copy !req
17. IT'LL GET EASIER.Copy !req
18. YEAH.Copy !req
19. BUT, OH MY GOD, THE DIFFERENCE
IS JUST ASTONISHING.Copy !req
20. I KNOW, I DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT ANYMORE, I JUST DO IT.Copy !req
21. YEAH, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
22. YOU KNOW, I JUST
DO IT, YEAH.Copy !req
23. 'CAUSE IT'S IN
THE MUSCLE MEMORY NOW.Copy !req
24. HEY, MICHAEL,
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE.Copy !req
25. YEAH, TELL ME
ABOUT IT.Copy !req
26. IT WAS GREAT, MICHAEL.Copy !req
27. ALRIGHT,
THANK YOU, GREAT.Copy !req
28. OKAY.Copy !req
29. OKAY.Copy !req
30. HEY.Copy !req
31. HEY.Copy !req
32. DON'T LET THAT
POD-BERET STUFF...Copy !req
33. OH, NO, I'M NOT
WORRIED ABOUT IT.Copy !req
34. I MEAN,
I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
35. ANY EXTRA WORK ON THAT,Copy !req
36. YOU WANNA CONTINUE?Copy !req
37. OH, I CAN'T TODAY,
I'M MEETING, UH, MY DAD,Copy !req
38. BUT, UH, TOMORROW
WOULD BE GREAT.Copy !req
39. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
40. YOUR DAD, HUH?
YEAH.Copy !req
41. YEAH.
OH, HE LIVES HERE?Copy !req
42. NO KIDDING?
YEAH.Copy !req
43. WOW, WHAT DOES HE DO?Copy !req
44. MM, UM, YOU KNOW,
HEALTH-GLO?Copy !req
45. THE MIXED NUTS?Copy !req
46. YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT,
ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
47. THAT'S HIS?Copy !req
48. THAT'S HIM,
MY DAD IS HEALTH-GLO...Copy !req
49. WOW.Copy !req
50. HE STARTED THAT WHEN, LIKE,
WHEN HE WAS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
51. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
52. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
53. ABOUT MIXED NUT PACKAGES...Copy !req
54. LIKE, I'LL SEE A
MIXED NUT PACKAGE,
I'LL THINK,Copy !req
55. TO PUT IN A MIXED NUT.Copy !req
56. AND I HAVE, LIKE,
MY OWN IDEAS ABOUT THAT,Copy !req
57. SOME IDEAS TO YOUR DAD.Copy !req
58. HOW WOULD THAT BE?Copy !req
59. AND A BLUEBERRY,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
60. YEAH.Copy !req
61. AND A DRY CHERRY,
AND MAYBE A, UH...Copy !req
62. OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
63. YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKECopy !req
64. THE BEST COMBO.Copy !req
65. JUST PITCHING,
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.Copy !req
66. COME ON, YOU MUST GET PEOPLECopy !req
67. AND STUFF, IT'S JUST,Copy !req
68. YOU KNOW WHAT,
STAY IN YOUR ELEMENT.Copy !req
69. YEAH.Copy !req
70. SOME GOOD IDEAS.Copy !req
71. I'M SURE YOU DO.Copy !req
72. HEY, 9:00 A.M.
TOMORROW, GUYS.Copy !req
73. OH, OKAY.
OKAY.Copy !req
74. I'M GONNA
GO GET A SNACK.Copy !req
75. SNACK? YE.Copy !req
76. I'LL GO WITH YOU.Copy !req
77. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
78. SO GOOD TOGETHER,
I'M SO HAPPY.Copy !req
79. LOVE HIM,
LOVE THAT GUY.Copy !req
80. IS FIERCE.Copy !req
81. IT IS FIERCE.Copy !req
82. ABSOLUTELY FIERCE,
TOTALLY.Copy !req
83. IT'S FIERCE.Copy !req
84. AH, SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
85. BEN WAS SO BOSSY.Copy !req
86. YEAH, YOU KNOW AND HE HAD
THAT KIND OF ENTITLED ATTITUDE,Copy !req
87. I DON'T CARE
FOR IT AT ALL.Copy !req
88. TOTALLY, I KNOW.Copy !req
89. OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND ANTHONY WAS
SUPPOSED TO COME TO REHEARSAL,Copy !req
90. THAT'S RIGHT,
AND HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.Copy !req
91. OH, I'M SO
WORRIED ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
92. HE'S A DOCTOR, HE'S GORGEOUS,
HE'S SMART, OBVIOUSLY,Copy !req
93. AND HE'S SINGLE NOW, HE JUST
HAD A HORRIBLE BREAK UP.Copy !req
94. SO I'M KIND OFCopy !req
95. WITH, NOW.Copy !req
96. IS HE GOOD LOOKING?Copy !req
97. GORGEOUS.Copy !req
98. NO, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME,
STOP IT, NO.Copy !req
99. I CAN'T HAVE
PIRATE'S BOOTY?Copy !req
100. NO, BUT YOU
CAN HAVE A PEAR.Copy !req
101. HEY.Copy !req
102. WHAT?Copy !req
103. LOOK AT THIS,
HEALTH-GLO.Copy !req
104. THOSE ARE, UH,
DAVID SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S NUTS.Copy !req
105. YEAH.Copy !req
106. YES, LET'S
CHECK THESE OUT.Copy !req
107. GOOD STATS.Copy !req
108. LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S ONLY
FOUR CASHEWS IN HERE.Copy !req
109. WELL, THE NUMBERS
ARE GOOD.Copy !req
110. LOOK, THEY'RE
ALL THE SAME.Copy !req
111. THIS ONE'S GOT
FOUR, THREE.Copy !req
112. THAT'S PROBABLY
A MISTAKE.Copy !req
113. BALANCE IS ASKEW.Copy !req
114. IT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
115. THERE'S GOTTA BE
MORE CASHEWS.Copy !req
116. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
117. SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S REALLY PULLING
A FAST ONE HERE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
118. ALRIGHT, WELL.Copy !req
119. TWO PACKAGES OF THEM.Copy !req
120. OKAY, FINE, TWO PACKAGES,
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
121. I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,
I GOTTA GET TO MY OFFICE.Copy !req
122. OKAY.Copy !req
123. HEY BROADWAY.Copy !req
124. HOW WAS REHEARSAL?Copy !req
125. IT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
126. YEAH?
YEAH.Copy !req
127. SCHWIMMER'S GREAT.Copy !req
128. IS HE GREAT?Copy !req
129. HE'S FIERCE.
IS HE?Copy !req
130. YES.Copy !req
131. THE DANCING TERMS.Copy !req
132. I'M GLAD
IT'S GOING WELL.Copy !req
133. YEAH,
IT'S GOING GREAT.Copy !req
134. TONIGHT SHOW TICKETS.Copy !req
135. REALLY, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
136. MY MOM HAD
THE BEST TIME.Copy !req
137. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?Copy !req
138. JUST A LITTLE THING.Copy !req
139. OH, PICTURE FRAME,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
140. I DIDN'T KNOWCopy !req
141. IT MIGHT BE NICE.Copy !req
142. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN PUT A LITTLE
GLAMOUR-SHOT OF HER ON THE DESK.Copy !req
143. OH, IS THAT WHAT
SHE SUGGESTED?Copy !req
144. CALLED,Copy !req
145. SHE SAID, PLEASE CALL
WHEN YOU GET IN.Copy !req
146. DENTAL-HYGIENIST?Copy !req
147. HM, I WONDER
WHAT SHE WANTS.Copy !req
148. LAST WEEK.Copy !req
149. MM-HMM.Copy !req
150. OH.Copy !req
151. GET TOGETHER?Copy !req
152. YOU AND ME?Copy !req
153. REALLY?Copy !req
154. TOO FORWARD?Copy !req
155. 'CAUSE, WHEN YOU
WERE AT THE OFFICE,Copy !req
156. THE TONGUE SIGN.Copy !req
157. TONGUE SIGN?Copy !req
158. GET SOME COTTON OUT OF MY MOUTH.Copy !req
159. So, uh,
I don't get it, why me?Copy !req
160. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
161. MY COLLEGE HISTORY TEACHER.Copy !req
162. WAS HE AN AVUNCULAR,
BALD JEW?Copy !req
163. LARRY, I WAS,
OH, I'M SORRY, UM.Copy !req
164. You left your script
at the rehearsal.Copy !req
165. OH, OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
166. So, um, I can just
leave this here?Copy !req
167. YEAH, PUT IT DOWN
OVER THERE, THANK YOU.Copy !req
168. HELLO?Copy !req
169. SO, WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
170. SHE CALLS ME, JUST,
OUT OF THE BLUE.Copy !req
171. OUT OF THE BLUE.Copy !req
172. IT'S ALL SET UP
FOR NEXT THURSDAY.Copy !req
173. WOW.Copy !req
174. CAN I DO THIS,
IS IT WRONG?Copy !req
175. YOU'RE NEVER GETTINGCopy !req
176. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.Copy !req
177. IT'S A GIFT FROM YOUR WIFE,
SHE WANTS YOU TO DO IT.Copy !req
178. IT'S MY 10th
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.Copy !req
179. IT'S YOUR 10th
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.Copy !req
180. YOU HAVE TO DO IT.Copy !req
181. OH, I HOPE
I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
182. SHE'S FIERCE.Copy !req
183. OKAY, AT FIRST I THOUGHT
IT WAS MY IMAGINATION,Copy !req
184. BUT YOU'RE TALKING
REALLY GAY.Copy !req
185. NO, NO, NO,
REALLY GAY.Copy !req
186. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
187. FIERCE?Copy !req
188. COME FROM?Copy !req
189. IS THIS AND THAT.Copy !req
190. YOU KNOW,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
191. STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER,
SAYS IT ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
192. STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER,Copy !req
193. A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM?Copy !req
194. SOME OF HIS MANNERISMS.Copy !req
195. SOME?Copy !req
196. ALL, YOU'RE HIM!Copy !req
197. YOU'RE HIM.Copy !req
198. YOU'RE STEVE
THE GAY CHOREOGRAPHER,Copy !req
199. YOU'VE BECOME
STEVE THE GAY...Copy !req
200. OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
201. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS,
NO, NO, NO, THEN I, FIERCE!Copy !req
202. OKAY.Copy !req
203. THE FUCK'S GOING ON
WITH YOUR LOCKER?Copy !req
204. WHAT?Copy !req
205. IT'S A PIGSTY MAN.Copy !req
206. SO WHAT?Copy !req
207. IT'S A MATTER OF THE CORE,
HAVE RESPECT FOR THE CLUB.Copy !req
208. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHIT ON THE GROUND.Copy !req
209. YOU KNOW WHAT?
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.Copy !req
210. HEY, NORM.Copy !req
211. HEY, JEFF.Copy !req
212. HEY, NORM.Copy !req
213. HELLO, LARRY.Copy !req
214. HEY, NORM, YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN REHEARSALS, MAN,Copy !req
215. THEY'RE REALLY
COMING ALONG.Copy !req
216. OH, GOOD,
MEL TOLD ME.Copy !req
217. HEY, I FORGOT
TO ASK YOU.Copy !req
218. SATURDAY WITH MARTY FUNKHAUSER?Copy !req
219. SURE.Copy !req
220. I DON'T THINK YOU'LLCopy !req
221. THIS SATURDAY.Copy !req
222. WHY?Copy !req
223. YOU KNOW LEO,
HIS FATHER?Copy !req
224. YEAH.Copy !req
225. WE LOST HIM YESTERDAY.Copy !req
226. HODGKIN'S,
REAL BAD.Copy !req
227. OH.Copy !req
228. THE GOOD HODGKIN'S.Copy !req
229. THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS GOOD HODGKIN'S.Copy !req
230. YES, THERE IS.Copy !req
231. HOW DO YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S YOUR PROOF?Copy !req
232. A SCIENTIFIC...Copy !req
233. I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW I KNOW, OKAY?Copy !req
234. 'CAUSE I USED TO
WATCH PARTY OF FIVE...Copy !req
235. PARTY OF FIVE,
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
236. CHARLIE, THE ORPHAN SON,
THE OLDEST ONE.Copy !req
237. HE HAD GOOD HODGKIN'S.Copy !req
238. I WOULDN'T BE GOING AROUND
QUOTING GOOD HODGKIN'SCopy !req
239. PARTY OF FIVE.Copy !req
240. JUST ME.Copy !req
241. OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
242. HALF OFF.Copy !req
243. REALLY?
HALF OFF, WHAT A DEAL.Copy !req
244. HERE YOU GO, GUYS.Copy !req
245. A NICE DAY.Copy !req
246. THANK YOU, SVEN.Copy !req
247. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
248. ALRIGHT,
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
249. IS THAT SWEDISH,
SVEN?Copy !req
250. IT'S NORWEGIAN.Copy !req
251. I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT
SVEN WAS A SWEDISH NAME.Copy !req
252. IT'S NOT.Copy !req
253. SO I DON'T LOOK
SWEDISH, DO I?Copy !req
254. IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
255. APPARENTLY.Copy !req
256. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE,
MAY I ASK?Copy !req
257. CULTURE, LOOKS, NAMES,
HISTORY, FOOD, DANCING.Copy !req
258. OKAY, OKAY, SORRY,
HONEST MISTAKE.Copy !req
259. REFER TO THEM AS NORWEGIANS?Copy !req
260. WHY DON'T YOU
ASK A SWEDE?Copy !req
261. YEAH, MAYBE I WILL.Copy !req
262. HEY.Copy !req
263. HEY.Copy !req
264. HEY, FANCY-PANTS.Copy !req
265. OH YEAH, I GOTTA
GO TO A FUNERAL.Copy !req
266. UH, OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
267. YEAH, AH,
IT'S A GUY I KNEW.Copy !req
268. TO MOVE AND STUFF?Copy !req
269. YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
270. HEY, SO I WAS IN THIS
GROCERY STORE A FEW DAYS AGO.Copy !req
271. YEAH?Copy !req
272. AND, UH, I SAW A BAG OF
YOUR DAD'S CASHEW-RAISINS.Copy !req
273. OH, GOOD, GOOD,
DID YOU GET IT?Copy !req
274. YEAH.Copy !req
275. IT'S KIND OF, UH...Copy !req
276. IT'S KIND OF SKIMPING ON
THE CASHEWS A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
277. UH, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?Copy !req
278. WELL, THERE'S LIKE FOUR CASHEWS
IN A WHOLE BAG, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
279. UM...Copy !req
280. HERE LOOK,
I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
281. SEE?Copy !req
282. WOW, YOU, YOU SAVED
A BAG TO SHOW ME.Copy !req
283. NO, I DIDN'T SAVE IT.Copy !req
284. I'M GOING TO THE FUNERAL,
I NEED A SNACK, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
285. I MEAN, THEY'RE VERY GOOD,
THEY'RE DELICIOUS CASHEWS,Copy !req
286. BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
287. CASHEWS IN THERE?Copy !req
288. I THINK, YOU KNOW
WHAT IT IS?Copy !req
289. I MEAN, THE CASHEWS
ARE EXPENSIVE, FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
290. UM, THERE'S A SHORTAGE
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
291. YES, IT'S FOR
THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, UM...Copy !req
292. A CASHEW SHORTAGE.Copy !req
293. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT IN THE INDUSTRY.Copy !req
294. PIECE OF ADVICE?Copy !req
295. PLEASE.Copy !req
296. I WOULD CALL IT RAISINS.Copy !req
297. SURPRISED BY THE CASHEWS.Copy !req
298. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS,
ARE YOU?Copy !req
299. I AM, YEAH.Copy !req
300. IT'S BETTER THANCopy !req
301. CALLED CASHEW-RAISINS.Copy !req
302. WE COULD PUT MORE IN THERE, BUT
THEY'D CHARGE YOU A LOT MORE.Copy !req
303. THAT'S THE BALANCE.Copy !req
304. AFFORDABLE SNACK, LARRY.Copy !req
305. AN AFFORDABLE SNACK.Copy !req
306. CASHEWS IN HERE.Copy !req
307. I'LL BE A HAPPY MAN.Copy !req
308. THE RIGHT RATIO, THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
309. NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
310. SHOULD WE JUST,
REHEARSE?Copy !req
311. CAN WE GET STARTED?Copy !req
312. HEY.Copy !req
313. HEY.Copy !req
314. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
315. LETTER FROM THE CLUB.Copy !req
316. I DIDN'T GET ONE.Copy !req
317. HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER.Copy !req
318. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
319. IF I DON'T CLEAN IT,
THEY'RE GONNA SUSPEND ME.Copy !req
320. BULLSHIT?Copy !req
321. WOW, HOW DO YOU THINK
THEY FOUND OUT?Copy !req
322. NORM.Copy !req
323. NORM, WHY WOULD HE
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
324. HE HATES ME.Copy !req
325. HE HATES YOU, HUH?Copy !req
326. HE HATES ME.Copy !req
327. WOW, THAT'S A HORRIBLE
THING TO DO.Copy !req
328. TERRIBLE, YEAH.Copy !req
329. THOSE THINGS FOR?Copy !req
330. WHAT, HEALTH-GLO.Copy !req
331. THERE'S NO CASHEWS IN THERE,
I LOVE CASHEWS.Copy !req
332. IN THERE.Copy !req
333. YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES IT?Copy !req
334. WHO?Copy !req
335. SCHWIMMER'S FATHER.Copy !req
336. SWEAR TO GOD.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
337. WOW, YOU OUGHT TO TELL HIM
TO ADD MORE CASHEWS.Copy !req
338. GUESS WHAT, I DID.Copy !req
339. REALLY?Copy !req
340. WOW, GREAT, GREAT.Copy !req
341. HEY, NORM.Copy !req
342. UH, SHALOM, JEFF.Copy !req
343. HEY, NORM.Copy !req
344. YEAH?Copy !req
345. CARE FOR SOME, UH,
CASHEW-RAISINS?Copy !req
346. NO, I HAVE
NO APPETITE.Copy !req
347. HEY, NORM, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
348. ABOUT HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER.Copy !req
349. THEY DON'T LIKE
DIRTY LOCKERS.Copy !req
350. YEAH.Copy !req
351. BURT SUZUKI?Copy !req
352. YEAH.Copy !req
353. A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.Copy !req
354. FILTHY LOCKER,
FILTHY.Copy !req
355. YEAH, I WAS JUST
KIND OF WONDERING,Copy !req
356. MAYBE, IF YOU HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?Copy !req
357. ME?Copy !req
358. YEAH.Copy !req
359. NO.Copy !req
360. YOU SURE?Copy !req
361. YEAH.Copy !req
362. I'M VERY SORRY.Copy !req
363. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.Copy !req
364. VERY SORRY.Copy !req
365. VERY SORRY.Copy !req
366. HI LARRY.Copy !req
367. YOUR UNCLE.Copy !req
368. THANK YOU,
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
369. VERY SORRY.Copy !req
370. VERY SORRY.Copy !req
371. YOUR DAD.Copy !req
372. THANKS, LARRY.Copy !req
373. HE WAS A GOOD MAN.Copy !req
374. HE WAS A GREAT MAN.Copy !req
375. MAYBE WE'LL PLAY GOLF SOME TIME,
WHEN YOU'RE, FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
376. FEEL UP TO IT.Copy !req
377. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT
WEATHERMAN'S TIP, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
378. RIGHT NOW,
I'M IN MOURNING.Copy !req
379. NO, I'M NOT SAYING NOW,
BUT SOME OTHER TIME, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
380. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT,
DO IT, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.Copy !req
381. WHAT'S WITH
THE OPEN CASKET?Copy !req
382. YEAH, WHY DO WE HAVE
TO GO LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
383. HEY, JEFF ROSENTHAL.Copy !req
384. ON PARTY OF FIVE.Copy !req
385. THAT GUY, REALLY?Copy !req
386. YEAH.Copy !req
387. GO ASK HIM.Copy !req
388. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
389. I'M SORRY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
390. SURE.Copy !req
391. UM, THIS IS GONNA
SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY,Copy !req
392. WAIT, DID YOU WORK
ON PARTY OF FIVE?Copy !req
393. YEAH.Copy !req
394. WHEN CHARLIE HAD HODGKIN'S?Copy !req
395. RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
396. YEAH, OKAY, SO IN THE SHOW
DIDN'T HE HAVE GOOD HODGKIN'S?Copy !req
397. WELL, HE HAD HODGKIN'S
THAT HE SURVIVED, I MEAN,Copy !req
398. I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S GOOD,Copy !req
399. SO THAT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
400. BUT ISN'T THERE A GOOD HODGKIN'S
AND A BAD HODGKIN'S?Copy !req
401. NO, THERE'S HODGKIN'S
AND NON-HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA.Copy !req
402. AND HODGKIN'S DISEASE
HAS A BETTER SURVIVAL RATE.Copy !req
403. OKAY, SO THAT'S
A BETTER HODGKIN'S.Copy !req
404. I MEAN,
THAT'S A VALID POINT,Copy !req
405. BUT I WOULDN'T SAY
IT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
406. IT'S BETTER.Copy !req
407. IT'S BETTER.Copy !req
408. OKAY.Copy !req
409. BUT NOT GOOD.Copy !req
410. BETTER.Copy !req
411. OKAY, THERE'S TWO
KINDS OF HODGKIN'S,Copy !req
412. THAN THE OTHER.Copy !req
413. RIGHT.Copy !req
414. OKAY,
SO IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
415. NO, IT'S NOT GOOD.Copy !req
416. WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN THE OTHER.Copy !req
417. OKAY, BETTER,
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD.Copy !req
418. WELL, COMPARED TO
THE OTHER IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
419. WHAT?Copy !req
420. MY 5-WOOD'S IN THERE.Copy !req
421. WHAT?Copy !req
422. GO SEE FOR YOURSELF,
IT'S MY 5-WOOD.Copy !req
423. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
424. THE FUCK IS MY 5-WOOD
DOING IN THE CASKET?Copy !req
425. I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
426. WELL, HE'D PROBABLY WANTED
BE BURY WITH HIS GOLF CLUB.Copy !req
427. YEAH?Copy !req
428. IN THERE, PROBABLY ON PURPOSE.Copy !req
429. THAT'S A HORRIBLE
THING TO DO.Copy !req
430. THAT CLUB'S
IRREPLACEABLE.Copy !req
431. IT'S 10 YEARS OLD,
THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE.Copy !req
432. OH, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
433. I'M SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
434. IN YOUR TRUNK?Copy !req
435. YEAH.Copy !req
436. NO, NOT, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
437. WHY?Copy !req
438. THE WAY MINE FEELS.Copy !req
439. YOUR CLUB, I CAN GET AT
ANY STORE IN THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
440. BUT I LIKE THE FEEL.Copy !req
441. IT DOESN'T MATTER,
IT'S ONE CLUB.Copy !req
442. I LIKE THAT CLUB.Copy !req
443. IN ETERNITY WITH MY CLUB?Copy !req
444. THAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
445. THAT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
446. I'LL BUY YOU A NEW CLUB TODAY,
THE EXACT SAME...Copy !req
447. THE EXACT SAME ONE.Copy !req
448. HAVE THE SAME FEEL.Copy !req
449. HAVE THE SAME FEEL.Copy !req
450. MORE THAN MY UNCLE,Copy !req
451. FATHER TO ME.Copy !req
452. AND LOVED LIFE,
MY UNCLE LEO, DIDN'T HE?Copy !req
453. HE WAS A GUY WHO
LIVED IT TO THE HILT.Copy !req
454. LOVED HIS ONLY SON,
MARTY.Copy !req
455. HE LOVED A GOOD WALK.Copy !req
456. LOVED GINGER-ALE...Copy !req
457. ON ICE WITH THE FIZZ.Copy !req
458. DRIVING HIS CAR.Copy !req
459. HATED TO FLY.Copy !req
460. HEY!Copy !req
461. IN THE AFTERNOON.Copy !req
462. JEOPARDY.Copy !req
463. JEOPARDY, THOSE OF YOU
THAT KNEW HIM,Copy !req
464. DISGUSTING.
LIKE QUESTIONS, HUH?Copy !req
465. EVERY SECOND TUESDAY,
A HAIRCUT.Copy !req
466. I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOODBYE
TO MY UNCLE LEO.Copy !req
467. MARTY, COME HERE
A MINUTE.Copy !req
468. HIS 5-WOOD?Copy !req
469. NO, SOMEONE MUST
HAVE SWITCHED IT.Copy !req
470. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
471. IS THAT A CASHEW?Copy !req
472. YEAH, IT'S A CASHEW.Copy !req
473. IT...Copy !req
474. A FUCKING 5-IRON?Copy !req
475. IT WAS A 5-WOOD.Copy !req
476. JEFFREY?Copy !req
477. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE GOLF-CLUB
HAD YOUR NAME ON IT?Copy !req
478. FUCKING IDIOT.Copy !req
479. TO DO NOW, ALRIGHT?Copy !req
480. WHERE'S CHERYL
GONNA PLAY TENNIS?Copy !req
481. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
WHERE AM I GONNA PLAY TENNIS?Copy !req
482. I'VE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS
AT THAT CLUB FOR YEARS.Copy !req
483. SHE'S IN
THE TOURNAMENTS,Copy !req
484. SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST
TENNIS PLAYERS IN THE CLUB.Copy !req
485. SHE'S NOT THAT GREAT,
BY THE WAY.Copy !req
486. NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM AND
I THINK I PROVED THAT, OKAY?Copy !req
487. 6-ONE, 6-LOVE.Copy !req
488. TWO YEARS AGO.Copy !req
489. TWO YEARS AGO?Copy !req
490. HANGING ONTO THAT.Copy !req
491. I'VE PLAYED TENNIS SINCE THEN,Copy !req
492. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
493. YEAH.Copy !req
494. CHERYL CARES ABOUT THAT CLUB,Copy !req
495. I CARE ABOUT THAT CLUB,Copy !req
496. SHE'S BEEN WITH FOR YEARS,Copy !req
497. AND YOU TWO DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF.Copy !req
498. YOU'RE A FUCKING
NARCISSIST, OKAY?Copy !req
499. IT'S ALL A GAME,
ALL A BIG FUCKING GAME.Copy !req
500. WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
501. YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE JUST SO INCONSIDERATE,Copy !req
502. YOU DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN NEXT, DO YOU?Copy !req
503. YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT 5-WOOD
WAS IRREPLACEABLE, OKAY?Copy !req
504. MINE'S REPLACEABLE.Copy !req
505. YEAH, AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
506. OUT OF THAT CLUB,Copy !req
507. WITH MY 5-WOOD,
THEN IN IT WITHOUT IT.Copy !req
508. WELL, WE WOULD RATHER
YOU BE IN IT WITHOUT IT.Copy !req
509. WE'VE NO PLACE TO GO,
NO PLACE TO PLAY.Copy !req
510. IT WAS OUR
SOCIAL LIFE!Copy !req
511. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
512. MIGHT BE TAKING NEW MEMBERS.Copy !req
513. GOOD COURSE,
IT'S PRETTY.Copy !req
514. AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
COUNTRY CLUB.Copy !req
515. ALRIGHT, LOOK, I DON'T
WANT TO OFFEND YOU,Copy !req
516. BUT THERE'S, LIKE, THREE FUCKING
JEWS IN THE WHOLE CLUB, OKAY?Copy !req
517. IT'S NOT FOR US, IT'S WASP,
WASP, REPUBLICAN CITY.Copy !req
518. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
519. GUYS ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
520. FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN
GOING TO YOUR THING, SO.Copy !req
521. GET BY IN THE INTERVIEW?Copy !req
522. LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB,Copy !req
523. OVER HERE.Copy !req
524. OH, I'M MORE OF
A JEW-FACE THAN YOU?Copy !req
525. HEY FUCK YOU, LARRY,Copy !req
526. OKAY, I DIDN'T GET US
INTO THIS PREDICAMENT.Copy !req
527. I'M MUCH MORE GENTILE
THAN YOU ARE.Copy !req
528. OKAY, OKAY, LOOK.Copy !req
529. WE GET AN INTERVIEW,
WE GO IN THERE.Copy !req
530. IT'S A GREAT
GOLF COURSE.Copy !req
531. IT IS, AND THEY HAVE
BEAUTIFUL TENNIS COURTS.Copy !req
532. OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT.Copy !req
533. YOU HAVE TO WALK ON THAT COURSE,
THERE'S NO CARTS,Copy !req
534. WE LIKE, YEAH,
WE LIKE TO TAKE A CART.Copy !req
535. I'M NOT JOINING.Copy !req
536. IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU
TO WALK A LITTLE JEFF.Copy !req
537. WHEN YOU GO GOLFING,Copy !req
538. THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
539. YOU CAN'T EXERCISE
A LITTLE BIT?Copy !req
540. I'D HAVE TO GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE
IN ORDER TO TAKE A CART.Copy !req
541. DOCTOR'S NOTE!Copy !req
542. I DON'T KNOW
ANY DOCTOR.Copy !req
543. OH, IT'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING WITH THEM.Copy !req
544. HUSKY.Copy !req
545. HEY HUSKY, COME ON.Copy !req
546. WHAT'S GOING ON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
547. SHOULD I SIT?Copy !req
548. YEAH.Copy !req
549. THE DOG BIT
MY PENIS!Copy !req
550. BE PUT TO SLEEP.Copy !req
551. PUT TO SLEEP.Copy !req
552. YOU THINK SO TOO?Copy !req
553. IT'S BITING PEOPLE,
JEFF, THAT'S DANGEROUS.Copy !req
554. HE'S NEVER BITTEN
ANYBODY BEFORE, EVER.Copy !req
555. HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
WITH YOU AND THE DOG,Copy !req
556. I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
557. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
558. WITH THE DOG?Copy !req
559. TELL HER.Copy !req
560. WITH THE DOG.Copy !req
561. WELL, OBVIOUSLY
SOMETHING HAPPENED,Copy !req
562. 'CAUSE HE JUST SAID
IT'S NOT THE FIRST INCIDENT,
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
563. HE PET THE DOG BEFORE.Copy !req
564. DOG WAS IN HIS LAP,
HE GOT UP, HE HAD A BONER.Copy !req
565. WHY DID THE DOG
GIVE YOU AN ERECTION?Copy !req
566. OKAY, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
567. FIRST OF ALL,
THAT'S NOT TRUE, OKAY?Copy !req
568. THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
569. I WAS PETTING THE...Copy !req
570. HE SAY THAT?Copy !req
571. BECAUSE HE'S A MORON,
BECAUSE HE'S...Copy !req
572. I'M MAKING IT UP FROM
THIN AIR, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
573. I WAS PETTING THE DOG,Copy !req
574. GOT UP AND I ADJUSTED MY PANTS.Copy !req
575. YOU KNOW NOT, NOT—Copy !req
576. AN ERECTION?Copy !req
577. NO, BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO
ADJUST MY PANTS, THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
578. SUSIE SAW ME.Copy !req
579. DOING TO YOU?Copy !req
580. NOTHING, I WAS
JUST PETTING IT.Copy !req
581. YOU SEE
WHAT YOU DID?Copy !req
582. YOU DID NOW?Copy !req
583. OH MY GOD, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
584. DIDN'T WANT YOUCopy !req
585. OF HIS DOG?Copy !req
586. MMM-HMM.Copy !req
587. OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.Copy !req
588. IT'S PRIVACY HERE.Copy !req
589. OKAY, LET ME SEE,
I JUST GOT THIS,Copy !req
590. I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T
REALLY LOOKED AT IT.Copy !req
591. UM, THEY CHECKED YOU
IN OUTSIDE AND, UH,Copy !req
592. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ALLERGIES
TO MEDICINES OR, UH...Copy !req
593. NO, NO.Copy !req
594. OF HEART DISEASE?Copy !req
595. UH, HIGH BLOOD-PRESSURE?Copy !req
596. ECZEMA,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
597. NO, NO.Copy !req
598. OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
599. UM, ALRIGHT,
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
600. I, UH...Copy !req
601. A DOG, UH...Copy !req
602. A DOG?Copy !req
603. BIT ME OVER THERE,
BIT MY PENIS.Copy !req
604. A DOG BIT
YOUR PENIS?Copy !req
605. OKAY, WELL, THAT
SOUNDS PAINFUL, SORRY.Copy !req
606. UM, LET'S SEE OKAY,
LARRY DAVID?Copy !req
607. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
608. ARE YOU IN
THE PRODUCERS?Copy !req
609. YEAH.Copy !req
610. I'M BEST FRIENDS
WITH STEVE.Copy !req
611. FOR THE PRODUCERS.Copy !req
612. ANTHONY?Copy !req
613. YES.Copy !req
614. YES.Copy !req
615. HE MENTIONED ME THEN.Copy !req
616. HE'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU,
ACTUALLY, HE SAID THAT, UH...Copy !req
617. TO PLAY GOLF AND,Copy !req
618. I GOLF TOO,Copy !req
619. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
I'M BRINGING IT UP.Copy !req
620. SO, OKAY, WELL, I'LL GO
ALL DAY IF YOU LET ME.Copy !req
621. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME MISTER BAGGIE.Copy !req
622. AND JUST STAND UP AND,
SHOW ME WHAT THE DOG DID.Copy !req
623. AND HE SAYS TO YOU,
YOU GOT IT OUT THERE,Copy !req
624. BUT IT'S LOW
AND TO THE RIGHT.Copy !req
625. HELLO, HI.Copy !req
626. TO COME RIGHT IN.Copy !req
627. YOU'RE EXPECTING US.Copy !req
628. UH, CHERYL?Copy !req
629. YES, CHERYL.Copy !req
630. JIM RUMMINGTON.Copy !req
631. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
632. HELLO JIM, LARRY.Copy !req
633. LARRY?Copy !req
634. TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
635. I'M SURE
IT'S OURS, SIR.Copy !req
636. PLEASE,
HAVE A SEAT.Copy !req
637. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
638. HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART, HERE.Copy !req
639. THANK YOU, DARLING.Copy !req
640. BY THE WAY, GENTLEMAN,Copy !req
641. FRIENDLY EVERYBODY WAS.Copy !req
642. HUMMER IN THE LOT.Copy !req
643. YOU HAVE A HUMMER?Copy !req
644. OH YES.Copy !req
645. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
646. OH, LIKE IT?Copy !req
647. IT'S VERY ROOMY.Copy !req
648. WHAT A BEAUTY.Copy !req
649. FASCINATING.Copy !req
650. YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY TOO WORRIED
ABOUT THE GLOBAL-WARMING.Copy !req
651. A LITTLE WARMER, DON'T THEY?Copy !req
652. I MEAN,
AM I CRAZY HERE?Copy !req
653. BY THE WAY, WHERE DID
YOU GO TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
654. NEW HAVEN,
WENT TO YALE.Copy !req
655. OH, I SEE, I SEE.Copy !req
656. IN SCHOOL, IS IT?Copy !req
657. UM, NO, ACTUALLY,Copy !req
658. IT'S, UH, SORT OF A
MAY-DECEMBER RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
659. I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED.Copy !req
660. WELL, I WOULD
CALL IT MAY-OCTOBER,Copy !req
661. I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR
AS TO SAY DECEMBER.Copy !req
662. NO, WE MET AT
A FUND-RAISER.Copy !req
663. OH, OH, WHAT WAS
THE FUND-RAISER?Copy !req
664. IT WAS FOR, UH...Copy !req
665. REAGAN.
RONALD REAGAN.Copy !req
666. OH YEAH, OH I SEE.Copy !req
667. YEAH, WE WERE
BOTH VOLUNTEERING.Copy !req
668. OUR TIME AND OUR EFFORT.Copy !req
669. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
670. YOU'RE YOUNG,Copy !req
671. YOU, THE ENERGY AND
THE POWER TO DO THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
672. YES.Copy !req
673. BUT NOW, THAT'S
THE INTERESTING QUESTION,Copy !req
674. DO AFTERWARDS?Copy !req
675. RIGHT.Copy !req
676. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER THAT?Copy !req
677. KIND OF COMMITMENT.Copy !req
678. YEAH.Copy !req
679. THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CLUB,Copy !req
680. AND WE, MAKE, UH...Copy !req
681. MAGNIFICENT, REALLY,
JUST MAGNIFICENT.Copy !req
682. COMFORTABLE HERE?Copy !req
683. OH, SO AT HOME.Copy !req
684. QUITE COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
685. IS MAGNIFICENT TOO,Copy !req
686. YOU KNOW, I'M FAIRLY
NEW TO GOLF.Copy !req
687. UM, POLO WAS
MY GAME.Copy !req
688. REALLY?Copy !req
689. OH, WHEN I HAD
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT,Copy !req
690. A MALLET IN THE HEAD AND,Copy !req
691. UH, FELL OFF THE HORSE,
AND, UH, UNFORTUNATELY I,Copy !req
692. WERE OVER,Copy !req
693. REALLY WORKS FOR GOLF, IT'S...Copy !req
694. YES, HE'S A NATURAL.Copy !req
695. RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
696. YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
IT IS A SIMILAR SWING.Copy !req
697. THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH.Copy !req
698. RIGHT.Copy !req
699. BY THE WAY,
DID I NOTICE A, UH,Copy !req
700. IN THE PARKING LOT?Copy !req
701. WAS THAT YOU?Copy !req
702. DID YOU LET
THAT ONE IN, KEN?Copy !req
703. OKAY.Copy !req
704. I THOUGHT WE DID.Copy !req
705. LET ME ASK
YOU A QUESTION.Copy !req
706. HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN?Copy !req
707. MM, THAT'S
A FAIR QUESTION.Copy !req
708. OF COURSE.Copy !req
709. WE LIKE SAILING, UH...Copy !req
710. YES, WE SAIL
AS A PAIR.Copy !req
711. GOT A, UH, SCHOONER
DOWN AT THE MARINA.Copy !req
712. A SCHOONER IN THE MARINA,
WELL, THAT'S MARVELOUS,Copy !req
713. BAXTER CHURCHILL?Copy !req
714. OF COURSE.Copy !req
715. YES, YES.Copy !req
716. OR DO YOU HAVE A CAPTAIN?Copy !req
717. OCCASIONALLY I'LL BRING
A CAPTAIN IN IF IT'S WINDY.Copy !req
718. MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT,Copy !req
719. UH, ORGANIZATIONS
THAT YOU BELONG TO?Copy !req
720. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
721. WELL, I'M A MOOSE...
AND AN ELK.Copy !req
722. YOU'RE A MOOSE
AND AN ELK?Copy !req
723. I'M A MOOSE AND
AN ELK, YES, YEAH.Copy !req
724. THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY.Copy !req
725. I'M IN
THE ROTARY CLUB.Copy !req
726. WELL, OH MY.Copy !req
727. ARE YOU MEMBERS OF?Copy !req
728. WE'RE IN THE COUNCIL
FOR CONSERVATIVE CITIZENS.Copy !req
729. TO LIFE COMMITTEE,Copy !req
730. WE'RE IN THE
HERITAGE FOUNDATION.Copy !req
731. I THINK THIS HAS GONE,
UH, RATHER WELL.Copy !req
732. COME TO AN END.Copy !req
733. GREAT.Copy !req
734. WE'VE, UH,
ENJOYED MEETING YOU.Copy !req
735. OH, WE'VE ENJOYED
MEETING YOU.Copy !req
736. YOU KNOW WHAT, GENTLEMEN,
BEFORE WE GO, UH,Copy !req
737. OF MY POLO ACCIDENT,Copy !req
738. I'M NOT ABLE
TO WALK THE COURSE AND,Copy !req
739. UH, I'LL HAVE
TO TAKE A CART.Copy !req
740. THAT'S FROM MY
PERSONAL PHYSICIAN.Copy !req
741. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
742. ONE, ANTHONY PARKER,
DOCTOR ANTHONY PARKER.Copy !req
743. HELLO?Copy !req
744. Hey, Dalilah,
it's Larry David.Copy !req
745. HI, LARRY.Copy !req
746. I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA
BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TONIGHT.Copy !req
747. WHY NOT?Copy !req
748. A DOG BIT MY PENIS.Copy !req
749. Captions Copyright 2003
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.Copy !req
750. Captioned byCopy !req