1. ible byCopy !req
2. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
3. HEY, LARRY.Copy !req
4. HEY.Copy !req
5. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
6. OKAY.Copy !req
7. GOOD.Copy !req
8. HEY, LISTEN,
IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
9. THE U2 CONCERT LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
10. I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN,Copy !req
11. AND I CAN'T
SEE YOU THERE.Copy !req
12. OH, YEAH, MY WIFE
DRAGGED ME THERE.Copy !req
13. TICKETS, AND...Copy !req
14. UH-HUH.Copy !req
15. SO, I DID IT AS
A FAVOR TO MY WIFE.Copy !req
16. IT'S A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING TO ME.Copy !req
17. DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.Copy !req
18. HEY, YOU LIKE
TO ROCK AND ROLL.Copy !req
19. HOW'D YOU KNOW
I WAS AT THE U2 CONCERT?Copy !req
20. UH, WELL, YOU KNOW MARGE,
AT THE FRONT.Copy !req
21. YOUR APPOINTMENT,Copy !req
22. HER THAT YOU HAD BEEN THERE.Copy !req
23. I WAS AT THE U2 CONCERT?Copy !req
24. UH, THAT'S WHAT,
YEAH, APPARENTLY, YEAH.Copy !req
25. YEAH.Copy !req
26. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO
THE ROCK AND ROLL THING.Copy !req
27. WELL, I'M NOT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEACopy !req
28. THAT EVERYTHING I DO,Copy !req
29. THROUGH MY HOUSEKEEPER,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
30. HEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE YOU DID YESTERDAY.Copy !req
31. THAT'S THE ONLY THING
I KNOW ABOUT YESTERDAY.Copy !req
32. WELL, DON'T MENTION TO ANYBODY
THAT I WAS AT THE U2 CONCERT,Copy !req
33. IF YOU CAN.Copy !req
34. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
35. SO, LET'S
MOVE PAST THAT,Copy !req
36. GOING ON HERE TODAY?Copy !req
37. UM, I HAVE SOMETHING
STUCK IN MY THROAT.Copy !req
38. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
39. I GOT A, UH...Copy !req
40. I GOT A PUBIC HAIR.Copy !req
41. IN YOUR THROAT?Copy !req
42. YEAH.Copy !req
43. ALRIGHT, HEY.Copy !req
44. UH, WELL, LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT IT THEN.Copy !req
45. THAT'S NOT
THAT UNUSUAL.Copy !req
46. STUCK IN THEIR THROAT.Copy !req
47. GENERALLY,
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,Copy !req
48. IT'S NOT EVEN SOMETHING
I DO THAT OFTEN, AND, UH...Copy !req
49. YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T EVEN
NEED TO KNOW THE SCHEDULE.Copy !req
50. I KNOW, I'M JUST,
UH, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
51. LET'S JUST TAKE A,
UP, OPEN FOR ME.Copy !req
52. THERE IT IS,
YEAH, I SEE IT.Copy !req
53. I SEE IT BACK THERE.Copy !req
54. IT'S PRETTY FAR BACK,
AND IT'S KIND OF,Copy !req
55. IT'S KIND OF WRAPPED
ITSELF AROUND.Copy !req
56. SO, UH, I CAN GO GET IT
FOR YOU IF YOU WANT ME TO.Copy !req
57. BUT IT WILL, UH,
I'LL TELL YOU NOW,Copy !req
58. IT'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE PAINFUL FOR YOU.Copy !req
59. IT'S GONNA HURT,
FRANKLY, IT'S GONNA HURT.Copy !req
60. THE OTHER ALTERNATIVE.Copy !req
61. WHICH IS,
KIND OF FLUSH IT OUT.Copy !req
62. AND IT WILL FLUSH OUT.Copy !req
63. AT THE MOST.Copy !req
64. JESUS, IT'S JUST KIND OF STUCK
IN THERE AND IT'S SCRATCHING ME.Copy !req
65. YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE
I CAN GET IT UP BUT I CAN'T.Copy !req
66. I KNOW, YOUR CHOICE.Copy !req
67. FOR YOU IF YOU'D LIKE.Copy !req
68. OR YOU CAN JUST LET IT, UH,
COME ON OUT BY ITSELF.Copy !req
69. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
70. FINE, I'LL JUST WAIT.Copy !req
71. OKAY, LITTLE ADVICE.Copy !req
72. YEAH?Copy !req
73. WHATEVER HAPPENED, STAY AWAY
FROM THAT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.Copy !req
74. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
75. I'LL BE STAYING AWAY
FROM IT FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
76. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
77. ALRIGHT, ALWAYS
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
78. ALRIGHT,
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
79. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
80. ROCK ON.Copy !req
81. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
82. OKAY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
83. OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
84. HOW DID YOUR DOCTOR'S
APPOINTMENT GO?Copy !req
85. UH, I GOT ABOUT ANOTHER
TWO DAYS WITH THIS THING.Copy !req
86. IT WILL GO AWAY BY ITSELF.Copy !req
87. LISTEN, LARRY,Copy !req
88. BEFORE MY PARENTS GET HERE.Copy !req
89. WHAT?Copy !req
90. WHAT'S THERE TO DO?Copy !req
91. WELL, WE NEED TO DO
ALL THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.Copy !req
92. A CHRISTMAS TREE.Copy !req
93. WE'VE GOT TO GET—Copy !req
94. HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, HOLD IT.Copy !req
95. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?Copy !req
96. CHRISTMAS TREE?Copy !req
97. YEAH.Copy !req
98. YEAH, WE'RE GONNACopy !req
99. AND HAVE IT SET UP.Copy !req
100. WE'RE GETTING
A CHRISTMAS TREE?Copy !req
101. MY PARENTS ARE COMING.Copy !req
102. WE'RE CELEBRATING
CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
103. A SURPRISE TO YOU?Copy !req
104. ON THE TREE.Copy !req
105. TO DO THAT?Copy !req
106. OF COURSE WE DO.Copy !req
107. IT'S CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
108. IT'S TOO WEIRD, MAN.Copy !req
109. COME ON, THAT IS
JUST TOO WEIRD.Copy !req
110. NO, LISTEN, MAN,
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.Copy !req
111. I'M A JEW, TO HAVE THE TREE
IN THE HOUSE, IT'S BAD LUCK.Copy !req
112. YOU KNOW,
MY GUY MIGHT NOT,Copy !req
113. MAY THINK I'M SWITCHING
OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
114. HE MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
115. GONNA BE FINE WITH IT.Copy !req
116. DON'T YOU WANT MY—Copy !req
117. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
118. FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
119. HUH?
NO, NO.Copy !req
120. YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THAT?Copy !req
121. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.Copy !req
122. AND THEN I GOT TO GO GET JEFF,
WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE CLUBCopy !req
123. AND TIP EVERYBODY THERE.Copy !req
124. THERE'S NO END TO IT
WITH THIS HOLIDAY.Copy !req
125. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S GONNA MAKE FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
126. ALRIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY.Copy !req
127. AH, YOU DON'T KNOW, AH...Copy !req
128. HEY, DORA.Copy !req
129. UM, COULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, OKAY?Copy !req
130. AND ASK FOR ME,Copy !req
131. NOT TELL THEM WHERE I AM?Copy !req
132. OKAY.Copy !req
133. EVEN THE DOCTOR'S,
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE CALLED UP,Copy !req
134. TO A U2 CONCERT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
135. MM-HMM.Copy !req
136. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
KNOWING WHERE I GO.Copy !req
137. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
138. I'M NOT HOME.Copy !req
139. NOT HOME.Copy !req
140. OKAY, CAN YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
141. YEAH.
NOT HOME.Copy !req
142. MR. LARRY NOT HOME.Copy !req
143. YES, EXACTLY.Copy !req
144. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
145. THANK YOU.Copy !req
146. AND, UH,
HERE'S A LITTLE...Copy !req
147. LITTLE CHRISTMAS,
THING FOR YOU.Copy !req
148. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
149. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
150. GRACIAS.Copy !req
151. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.Copy !req
152. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MR. LARRY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
153. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
154. YOU ENJOY.Copy !req
155. YOU TOO.Copy !req
156. BYE-BYE, MR. LARRY.Copy !req
157. OH, CARLOS.Copy !req
158. OH, SéNOR, LARRY.Copy !req
159. HOW'S THE GARDENING?Copy !req
160. OH, IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
161. GARDENING'S GOOD?Copy !req
162. GARDENING'S GOOD.Copy !req
163. IT'S GOOD GARDENING,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
164. IT'S GOOD GARDENING.Copy !req
165. YEAH, IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
166. OH, GARDENING GOOD, SI.Copy !req
167. YEAH, CARLOS.Copy !req
168. FOR YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
169. FELIZ NAVIDAD.Copy !req
170. GRACIAS.Copy !req
171. VERY KIND.Copy !req
172. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
173. YOU CAN USE
THE "TU" FORM WITH ME.Copy !req
174. "TU" ?Copy !req
175. "USTED'S" A LITTLE
FORMAL FOR US.Copy !req
176. WHY DON'T WE USE
THE "TU" FORM?Copy !req
177. GRACIAS,
JEFE, GRACIAS.Copy !req
178. IS THAT OKAY?Copy !req
179. OH, SI.Copy !req
180. INFORMAL, "TU", BETWEEN US,
WE DON'T NEED USTED.Copy !req
181. TU, YO.Copy !req
182. FELIZ NAVIDAD.Copy !req
183. FELIZ NAVIDAD.Copy !req
184. EH, TU.Copy !req
185. HEY.Copy !req
186. SO, UM, I HEARD THAT YOU
WERE AT THE, UH...Copy !req
187. U2 CONCERT?Copy !req
188. THE CONCERT, SO, BIG DEAL.Copy !req
189. IN THE BAND?Copy !req
190. NO, WELL, YEAH,
I KNOW THE LEAD SINGER.Copy !req
191. WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
192. I KNOW HIS NAME.Copy !req
193. YOU DON'T KNOW
HIS NAME.Copy !req
194. YEAH, HEY, ASSHOLE,
I KNOW HIS NAME.Copy !req
195. YOU DON'T KNOW HIS NAME.Copy !req
196. DO YOU WANT TO BET?Copy !req
197. 100 BUCKS.Copy !req
198. OKAY, HIS NAME'S,
UH, B-O-N-O.Copy !req
199. YOU GOT TO
PRONOUNCE IT.Copy !req
200. I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO PRONOUNCE IT.Copy !req
201. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
SONNY BONO, OR BONO.Copy !req
202. IT'S BONO.Copy !req
203. IT'S BONO.Copy !req
204. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
205. BECAUSE YOU SPELLED IT,
IT'S A DRAW.Copy !req
206. OKAY, I DON'T
OWE YOU ANYTHING.Copy !req
207. EVEN, OKAY.Copy !req
208. BY THE WAY?Copy !req
209. DORA.Copy !req
210. AND SHE TOLD ME.Copy !req
211. UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
212. TO HER ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
213. MY DOCTOR KNOWS NOW,
NOW YOU KNOW.Copy !req
214. THE SAME THING.Copy !req
215. OKAY, WELL, YOU NEED
TO TALK WITH YOUR MAID.Copy !req
216. WELL, IF YOU COME OVER MY HOUSE
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,Copy !req
217. YOU'LL SEE A
CHRISTMAS TREE THERE.Copy !req
218. WHY?Copy !req
219. CHERYL'S PARENTS ARE COMING,
SHE WANTS A TREE.Copy !req
220. IT'S NOT GONNA
END THERE.Copy !req
221. I'VE NEVER HAD
A CHRISTMAS TREE IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
222. IT'S A LITTLE UNSETTLING,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
223. IT'S UNSETTLING.Copy !req
224. THAN JEWS WITH TREES.Copy !req
225. WIFE'S NOT JEWISH.Copy !req
226. WELL, MY WIFE'S
NOT JEWISH, YEAH.Copy !req
227. BUT THOSE COUPLES?Copy !req
228. TWO JEWS GETTING TREES.Copy !req
229. THEY CAN'T LET THEM
HAVE THEIR HOLIDAY.Copy !req
230. ON THEIR HOLIDAY.Copy !req
231. IT MAKES ME CRAZY.Copy !req
232. YEAH.Copy !req
233. THEY CAN'T JUST LET THEM
HAVE THEIR HOLIDAY.Copy !req
234. LISTEN TO ME,
LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
235. SUSIE'S ON HER WAY UP,
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
236. OKAY, A COUPLE WEEKS AGO,
SHE WENT OUT OF TOWN,Copy !req
237. I MADE A PHONE CALL,
LIKE, ABOUT TWO IN THE MORNING,Copy !req
238. TO A FRIEND,
WOMAN, PLUTONIC.Copy !req
239. OKAY, NOTHING GOING ON.Copy !req
240. THE PHONE BILL.Copy !req
241. IT WAS YOU, OKAY.Copy !req
242. A FIGHT WITH CHERYL,Copy !req
243. YOU SLEPT OVER, AND THEN YOU
MADE THE PHONE CALL, OKAY?Copy !req
244. WOW, WHAT A WILD STORY.Copy !req
245. I DON'T THINK
IT'S THAT BAD.Copy !req
246. IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
247. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
248. I DO THINK IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
249. WELL, THANK YOU.Copy !req
250. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T
TELL HER THE TRUTH?Copy !req
251. HEY, 10 P.M. IS THE CUT-OFF
FOR PLUTONIC FRIENDS.Copy !req
252. AFTER 10 P.M.
IT GETS WEIRD.Copy !req
253. HI HONEY.Copy !req
254. OH, LARRY, I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE HERE.Copy !req
255. HOW ARE YOU,
SWEETHEART?Copy !req
256. HI.Copy !req
257. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
258. IT'S SO GREAT
WHEN YOU COME.Copy !req
259. AWW, HERE'S THE KEYS.Copy !req
260. THANK YOU.Copy !req
261. SO...Copy !req
262. IS YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
263. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM?Copy !req
264. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
265. NO, NO, I GOT SOMETHING
STUCK IN MY THROAT.Copy !req
266. JUST HAVE SOME WATER.Copy !req
267. HEY, BY THE WAY,
DO I OWE YOU ANY MONEY FOR,Copy !req
268. UM, SOME OF THOSE PHONE CALLSCopy !req
269. UH, OH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
270. YOU WERE IN A BAD PLACE,
IT'S MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
271. A BILL ON YOU THERE.Copy !req
272. IT'S MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
273. TWO A.M. FROM MY HOUSE, LARRY,Copy !req
274. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
275. I WAS CALLING MY,
UH, HOUSEKEEPER DORA.Copy !req
276. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
277. WITH CHERYL.Copy !req
278. YOU SLEEP AT MY HOUSE,
AND AT TWO A.M.Copy !req
279. HOUSEKEEPER?Copy !req
280. SHE WAS GONNA QUIT,
IT WAS A WHOLE HUGE THING.Copy !req
281. SHE'S HAVING BIG
PROBLEMS WITH CHERYL.Copy !req
282. CHERYL CAN'T
FIND ANYTHING.Copy !req
283. SHE COULDN'T FIND HER
PAJAMAS THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
284. SO, SHE YELLED AT HER.Copy !req
285. TO TALK HER OUT OF QUITTING.Copy !req
286. AT 2:00 IN
THE MORNING, LARRY?Copy !req
287. WELL, SHE WAS QUITTING
THE NEXT DAY, I HAD TO, YEAH.Copy !req
288. YOU'RE LYING,
OR YOU'RE LYING.Copy !req
289. ONE OF YOU
TWO ASSHOLES IS LYING,Copy !req
290. I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHICH ONE.Copy !req
291. WE'RE NOT LYING.
WE'RE NOT LYING.Copy !req
292. YEAH, YOU ARE.Copy !req
293. NO, WE'RE NOT.
NO, WE'RE NOT.Copy !req
294. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
295. IT'S TRUE.
IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
296. PLEASE, I HAVE
THINGS TO DO, OKAY.Copy !req
297. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO TO
THE CLUB AND DO SOME TIPPING.Copy !req
298. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
299. TO YOU, MY FRIEND.Copy !req
300. FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
301. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
302. THANK YOU,
THAT'S VERY NICE.Copy !req
303. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
304. THAT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
305. HOW'D YOU DO?Copy !req
306. OH, BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
307. IT FELT GOOD,
THEY'RE ALL HAPPY.Copy !req
308. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
309. DID...Copy !req
310. DID I TIP HIM?Copy !req
311. THAT GUY TWICE.Copy !req
312. NO.Copy !req
313. YEAH.Copy !req
314. NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS,
HE WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING.Copy !req
315. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
316. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
317. TIPPING EVERYBODY,Copy !req
318. AND I GOT...Copy !req
319. I TIPPED HIM TWICE.Copy !req
320. REALLY?Copy !req
321. YEAH, I, YEAH.Copy !req
322. I GOT CONFUSED.Copy !req
323. WHY WOULDN'T HE SAY
SOMETHING TO YOU THOUGH?Copy !req
324. WHY, 'CAUSE HE MAKES
TWICE AS MUCH MONEY.Copy !req
325. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY?Copy !req
326. WELL, IT'S JUST,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
327. HI, UH,
IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD, BUT,Copy !req
328. YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING AROUND
GIVING OUT MY CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
329. YEAH, WELL,
THAT WAS VERY NICE.Copy !req
330. THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
331. WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME,
BUT, UM, I'M SURE,Copy !req
332. YOU'RE NOT
AWARE OF THIS.Copy !req
333. BUT I THINK I INADVERTENTLY,
UH, TIPPED YOU TWICE.Copy !req
334. TWICE?Copy !req
335. NO, NO, YOU CAME UP AND YOU
SAID, UH, MERRY CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
336. AND YOU GAVE ME SOME MONEY,
WHICH WAS VERY NICE,Copy !req
337. YOU WALKED ON.Copy !req
338. YEAH, AND I
DID THAT TWICE.Copy !req
339. NO, NO,
YOU DID IT ONCE.Copy !req
340. WELL, IT WAS TWICE.Copy !req
341. I'M SURE YOU
DIDN'T REALIZE IT.Copy !req
342. NO, I WOULD HAVE REALIZED IT,
IF IT HAD HAPPENED.Copy !req
343. DIDN'T HAPPEN, UH...Copy !req
344. SO, YOU'RE SAYING
I ONLY TIPPED YOU ONCE?Copy !req
345. UH, YES.Copy !req
346. FIRST TIP BACK?Copy !req
347. NO, MM-MM.Copy !req
348. OKAY.Copy !req
349. I'D LIKE
MY SECOND TIP BACK.Copy !req
350. NO SECOND TIP.Copy !req
351. A BIG GOLD BALL THERE.Copy !req
352. HERE, YEAHCopy !req
353. THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
354. YOU'VE GOT
YOUR GOLD TRIANGLE.Copy !req
355. I'M GONNA PUT
THIS ONE RIGHT IN HERE.Copy !req
356. LARRY, HI.Copy !req
357. HI, LARRY.Copy !req
358. LOOK, MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
359. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
360. IT'S KIND OF BIG,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
361. YEAH, IT'S
A BIG ONE, YEAH.Copy !req
362. GRAB A BALL.Copy !req
363. JUST MAKE A HOOK,
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
364. MAKE A HOOK.Copy !req
365. UH, NO, MAYBE,
MAYBE LATER.Copy !req
366. HANG UP REALLY...Copy !req
367. IT'S, LIKE, THE BIGGEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
368. THE BIGGER THE BETTER.Copy !req
369. CHERYL'S IN THE KITCHEN,
BY THE WAY, WITH BECKY.Copy !req
370. YEAH,
THEY'RE BAKING.Copy !req
371. THEY'RE BAKING COOKIES.Copy !req
372. OH, HOW WONDERFUL.Copy !req
373. SO, DID YOU FINISH YOUR
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING YET?Copy !req
374. NO, NOT QUITE.Copy !req
375. SOON.Copy !req
376. WHAT'D YOU
GET CHERYL?Copy !req
377. You can tell me.Copy !req
378. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK I'M GONNA GIVE HER
MY GRANDFATHER'S TALUS.Copy !req
379. TALUS,
WHAT'S A TALUS?Copy !req
380. I DON'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
381. IT'S, LIKE, A SCARF.Copy !req
382. OH, HE'S GETTING
HER A SCARF.Copy !req
383. OH, SHE LOVES SCARVES,
IS THAT ALL?Copy !req
384. YEAH.Copy !req
385. IN YOUR THROAT?Copy !req
386. GRAPE STEM.Copy !req
387. OH.Copy !req
388. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
389. WELL, HERE,
HAVE SOME...Copy !req
390. THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
391. OH, THIS DOESN'T
HAVE A HOOK.Copy !req
392. HI, BECKY.Copy !req
393. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
394. GOOD.Copy !req
395. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.Copy !req
396. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
397. OKAY.Copy !req
398. HELLO, DARLING.Copy !req
399. HONEY, WHY CAN'T YOUCopy !req
400. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?Copy !req
401. YOU KNOW,
THE RED ONE?Copy !req
402. BECAUSE IT ITCHES ME.Copy !req
403. IT'S ITCHY.Copy !req
404. WELL, SHE BROUGHT IT
UP TO ME TODAY.Copy !req
405. SHE JUST FEELS LIKE,
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T CARECopy !req
406. THIS LOVELY PRESENT.Copy !req
407. FOR TELLING PEOPLE,
UH, WHERE YOU GO.Copy !req
408. I DIDN'T YELL AT HER,
WE HAD A TALK,Copy !req
409. THAT I WENT TO THE U2 CONCERT.Copy !req
410. THE U2 CONCERT?Copy !req
411. YOU KNOW, SHE DRAGGED MECopy !req
412. SO I WENT TO THE CONCERT,
SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
413. OKAY, AND LISTEN.Copy !req
414. AND SHE'S UPSET BECAUSE YOUCopy !req
415. AS YOU TIPPED HER.Copy !req
416. WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?
I DIDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
417. OUR GARDENER TWICE.Copy !req
418. THAT'S REALLY
IN POOR FORM.Copy !req
419. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
420. HE'S LYING,
JUST LIKE THE WAITER.Copy !req
421. WHAT?Copy !req
422. AT THE CLUB.Copy !req
423. WHAT WAITER?Copy !req
424. A TIP TWICE,Copy !req
425. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
REMEMBER WHO...Copy !req
426. WHY ARE YOU
DOING THAT?Copy !req
427. 'CAUSE I WAS GOING AROUND
IN A CIRCLE TIPPING EVERYBODY.Copy !req
428. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO
TO TIP AND WHO NOT.Copy !req
429. I FORGOT WHO I TIPPED,
SO I TIPPED HIM TWICE.Copy !req
430. YOU SHOULD DO.Copy !req
431. TO LUNCH AT THE CLUB.Copy !req
432. GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
433. A VERY NICE LUNCH.Copy !req
434. WHAT IS IT, EVERYTHING SHE SAYS,
YOU GO ALONG WITH, HUH?Copy !req
435. OUT TO LUNCH IS ALL I'M SAYING.Copy !req
436. WITH HER ONCE.Copy !req
437. I'M RIGHT MOST OF THE TIME.Copy !req
438. SO, DO YOU REALLY THINK
I SHOULD TAKE HER TO LUNCH?Copy !req
439. OH, HONEY, IT WOULD
MEAN SO MUCH TO HER.Copy !req
440. OKAY.Copy !req
441. IT'S A HOLIDAY.Copy !req
442. I'LL TAKE HER TO LUNCH.Copy !req
443. THAT'S WONDERFUL.Copy !req
444. NICE TREE BY THE WAY.Copy !req
445. THANK YOU.Copy !req
446. CARLOS.Copy !req
447. OH, SéNOR LARRY.Copy !req
448. CARLOS, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
449. CHRISTMAS BONUS THAN HER?Copy !req
450. NO.Copy !req
451. 'CAUSE SHE TOLD MY WIFE
THAT YOU SAID THAT.Copy !req
452. NO, SéNOR.Copy !req
453. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?Copy !req
454. NO Sé.Copy !req
455. DON'T YOU FIND
THAT CURIOUS?Copy !req
456. NO, SéNOR.Copy !req
457. WHAT I LOVE?Copy !req
458. I LOVE HOW YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE
GONNA RUN OUT OF SOY MILK.Copy !req
459. YOU ANTICIPATE IT.Copy !req
460. IN THE REFRIGERATOR,Copy !req
461. SO THERE'S ALWAYS
A COLD ONE IN THERE.Copy !req
462. I NOTICE THAT.Copy !req
463. OKAY, MR. LARRY.Copy !req
464. YOU'RE A GOOD FOLDER.Copy !req
465. VERY GOOD FOLDER.Copy !req
466. WITH THE T-SHIRTS.Copy !req
467. THERE'S THAT LITTLE KIND
OF THING YOU DO AT THE END,Copy !req
468. YOU FLIP THEM OVER.Copy !req
469. PUT IN THE ARMS, TAKE IT,
LIKE, FLIPPED OVER.Copy !req
470. LIKE A LITTLE PENGUIN.Copy !req
471. OKAY.Copy !req
472. I SEE THAT,
I NOTICE THE FOLDING.Copy !req
473. THE TOILET PAPER...Copy !req
474. OKAY, LET'S DISCUSS
THE TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
475. LOOKIN' AT CARDBOARD.Copy !req
476. AS SOON AS IT RUNS OUT,
YOU'VE GOT THE NEW ROLL.Copy !req
477. I'M NEVER RUNNINGCopy !req
478. AT MY ANKLES SCREAMING,
THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
479. MM.Copy !req
480. WHAT ELSE,
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO?Copy !req
481. TOILET PAPER...Copy !req
482. FOLDING...Copy !req
483. SOY MILK.Copy !req
484. YOUR SPONGE REPLACEMENT'S
NOT SO HOT.Copy !req
485. IF I CAN SPEAK FRANKLY.Copy !req
486. OKAY, MR. LARRY.Copy !req
487. FINISHED?Copy !req
488. NO, NO.Copy !req
489. OKAY.Copy !req
490. SéNORITA,
ALGO MAS?Copy !req
491. NO, GRACIAS.Copy !req
492. WHAT WAS, UH,
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
493. CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
494. HI.Copy !req
495. HI, UH, GREENE.Copy !req
496. HEY.Copy !req
497. HEY.Copy !req
498. OH, LARRY'S HERE.Copy !req
499. HI, LAR.Copy !req
500. LOOKIE, LOOKIE.Copy !req
501. HEY, HI, SAMMIE.Copy !req
502. HI, LARRY.Copy !req
503. SUSIE.Copy !req
504. HI.Copy !req
505. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DORA,
MY HOUSEKEEPER.Copy !req
506. HELLO.Copy !req
507. HOUSEKEEPER DORA?Copy !req
508. OH, ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT, LOOK.Copy !req
509. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
510. I MADE A MISTAKE,
I'M SORRY, I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
511. YOU SURE DID.Copy !req
512. ALRIGHT, I APOLOGIZE
PROFUSELY TO BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
513. WON'T JUMP DOWN MY THROAT.Copy !req
514. WELL, I JUST,
I WAS THINKING CRAZY THINGS.Copy !req
515. YOU INSULTED ME,
YOU INSULTED MY FRIEND.Copy !req
516. I KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALKING TO A WOMAN.Copy !req
517. LARRY, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
518. FRANKLY,
I WAS PRETTY INSULTED.Copy !req
519. OKAY.Copy !req
520. JEFF.Copy !req
521. HEY, CHRIS,
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
522. PRETTY DARN GOOD.Copy !req
523. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
524. LARRY.Copy !req
525. CHRISTOPHER.Copy !req
526. WHERE'S THAT 20 BUCKS?Copy !req
527. SUCH A LOVELY WOMAN.Copy !req
528. I DON'T KNOW WHY CHERYL
DOESN'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
529. I'M SURE IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOUR WORK.Copy !req
530. I'M SURE YOUR WORK IS TERRIFIC,
'CAUSE I'VE SEEN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
531. IS THE BEST COINCIDENCE,
THAT I...Copy !req
532. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
533. I KNOW,
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
534. WHAT ARE THE ODDS,
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
535. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
536. YOU ARE HUNGRY,
WE'LL GET DADDY.Copy !req
537. HONEY,
SAMMIE'S HUNGRY.Copy !req
538. OKAY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
539. GOOD, COME ON, SAMMIE.Copy !req
540. AND LAR, AGAIN,Copy !req
541. I APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
542. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.Copy !req
543. I KNOW.Copy !req
544. SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
545. IS IT THE SPONGE THING?Copy !req
546. COME ON.Copy !req
547. HEY, LARRY, JOIN US.Copy !req
548. I DON'T THINK SO,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
549. RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
550. THE INTERNET, LARRY,Copy !req
551. THEY'RE A
LITTLE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
552. THE CAROLING'S GONNA
GO ON TONIGHT?Copy !req
553. WHATEVER.Copy !req
554. WE DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
555. LARRY.Copy !req
556. CAN I SEE YOU
FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
557. SURE.Copy !req
558. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
559. WELL, DORA QUIT.Copy !req
560. WHAT?Copy !req
561. YEAH, I ASKED HER WHY,
AND SHE SAID,Copy !req
562. THAT I DON'T LIKE HER.Copy !req
563. SO, I JUST
TALKED TO SUSIE,Copy !req
564. EXACTLY WAS GOING ON.Copy !req
565. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.Copy !req
566. THIS STORY ABOUT, UH,Copy !req
567. IN A FIGHT AND...Copy !req
568. UH, YOU'RE SPENDING
THE NIGHT OVER THERE,Copy !req
569. AND YOU'RE CALLING DORA.Copy !req
570. AND JEFF ARE FULL OF SHIT.Copy !req
571. LARRY!Copy !req
572. LARRY!Copy !req
573. WHAT?Copy !req
574. WHAT?Copy !req
575. TO THE COOKIES?Copy !req
576. WHAT?Copy !req
577. THE COOKIES!Copy !req
578. WHAT, FROM LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
579. YEAH.Copy !req
580. WHAT, I ATE THEM.Copy !req
581. WELL, YOU ATE THEM?Copy !req
582. THE MANGER SCENE.Copy !req
583. THERE, YOU ATE THE BABY JESUS
AND HIS MOTHER MARY.Copy !req
584. WERE ANIMAL COOKIES.Copy !req
585. ANIMAL COOKIES?Copy !req
586. OH, WHAT ARE
YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
587. IS NOT AN ANIMAL!Copy !req
588. HE WAS A MONKEY.Copy !req
589. A MONKEY?Copy !req
590. OH, PLEASE!Copy !req
591. THE SON OF GOD
WAS A MONKEY?Copy !req
592. ON THOSE COOKIES.Copy !req
593. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
594. YOU DIDN'T SEE THE HAY,
THE TOASTED COCONUT WAS HAY.Copy !req
595. THE BARN.Copy !req
596. ALL PART OF THE ZOO.Copy !req
597. A ZOO ON CHRISTMAS DAY?Copy !req
598. OKAY, UH...Copy !req
599. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.Copy !req
600. IT UP TO US, LARRY, OKAY?Copy !req
601. OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.Copy !req
602. I'LL MAKE IT UP.Copy !req
603. I'LL GO GET ANOTHER
MANGER SCENE.Copy !req
604. YEAH, WHERE?Copy !req
605. NOTHING'S OPEN,
IT'S CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
606. OKAY, WE'RE GOING
TO GO VISIT OUR COUSIN.Copy !req
607. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
608. YEAH.Copy !req
609. I'M SORRY, I'LL MAKE
IT UP TO YOU.Copy !req
610. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
611. YOU'D BETTER
LOOK INTO THAT.Copy !req
612. PIECE OF SHIT!Copy !req
613. OUT OF MY HOUSE!Copy !req
614. WHY?Copy !req
615. OUT OF MY HOUSE!Copy !req
616. I DIDN'T LIE.Copy !req
617. OH, YOU LIED.Copy !req
618. I DIDN'T LIE.Copy !req
619. AND WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT GODDAMN LARRY DAVID,Copy !req
620. THE FOUR-EYED FUCK.Copy !req
621. I'LL KILL HIM!Copy !req
622. WE ARE HUMBLE,
SIMPLE PEOPLE.Copy !req
623. HAVE TRAVELED FAR.Copy !req
624. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
625. FOR A SECOND?Copy !req
626. JUST CONTINUE.Copy !req
627. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
628. HELLO.Copy !req
629. HI, UH...Copy !req
630. LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.Copy !req
631. HOW CAN I, UH,
GO ABOUT, UH,Copy !req
632. THESE MANGER GROUPS?Copy !req
633. OH, RENTING?Copy !req
634. WE'RE A VOLUNTEER GROUP
WITH THE CHURCH.Copy !req
635. SO...Copy !req
636. I'M KIND OF IN A BIND.Copy !req
637. IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY,
WE HAVE NO MANGER SCENE.Copy !req
638. IS IT A MANGER SCENE?Copy !req
639. NATIVITY,
CERTAINLY A MANGER.Copy !req
640. WE DON'T HAVE
A NATIVITY SCENE IN MY HOUSE.Copy !req
641. WE HAD ONE
BUT I ATE IT.Copy !req
642. THEY WERE COOKIES, AND,
IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD,Copy !req
643. TO GO TO MY HOUSE?Copy !req
644. TODAY?Copy !req
645. YES.Copy !req
646. OH, IT'S CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
647. YEAH, I KNOW.Copy !req
648. UH, WOW.Copy !req
649. A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
650. LIKE, THREE,
FOUR HOURS.Copy !req
651. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
652. WELL, ACTUALLY, WE DO
HAVE A BREAK COMING UP.Copy !req
653. SEE OUR WAY TO YOUR HOME.Copy !req
654. YOU KNOW, I OBVIOUSLY
WE WOULD WORK SOMETHING OUT.Copy !req
655. OH, GREAT, A DONATIONCopy !req
656. WOULD BE A CAPITAL THING.Copy !req
657. FINE, A DONATION.Copy !req
658. GREAT, YES.Copy !req
659. OKAY, UM...Copy !req
660. WELL, WE'D HAVE TO MAYBE
DISCUSS THE DONATION.Copy !req
661. THINK IS FAIR.Copy !req
662. THINK IS FAIR?Copy !req
663. HUH, I DON'T
REALLY WANT TO SAY,Copy !req
664. I'M FORCED TO.Copy !req
665. $500...Copy !req
666. AND A MEAL OF COURSE,Copy !req
667. BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT
TO HAVE A LUNCH.Copy !req
668. I DON'T REALLY COOK.Copy !req
669. TAKE OUT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
670. THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
671. OKAY, $500, FINE.Copy !req
672. I'LL GIVE YOU $500.Copy !req
673. AND THE MEAL.Copy !req
674. I DON'T MEAN TO PUSH.Copy !req
675. AND A MEAL.Copy !req
676. OKAY, WHICH ONE,
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?Copy !req
677. JOSEPH, LARRY.
I'M JOSEPH.Copy !req
678. HELLO, LARRY.Copy !req
679. PLEASURE.
HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
680. SO YEAH,
I JUST, UH...Copy !req
681. THAT'S MARY OVER THERE.Copy !req
682. MARY OF COURSE.Copy !req
683. MOTHER OF GOD.Copy !req
684. UH, OKAY, GREAT.Copy !req
685. SO YOU CAN PUT ALL
THIS JUNK ON A TRAILER?Copy !req
686. IT'S NOT JUNK.Copy !req
687. UH, BUT WE DO PUT IT
IN THE TRAILER.Copy !req
688. IT ALL FITS IN THERE,
IT'S VERY CONVENIENT.Copy !req
689. BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
690. WELL, THIS IS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
691. FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
692. I'M SO THRILLED
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
693. I WAS REALLY IN A BIND.Copy !req
694. HELPED ME OUT, JOSEPH.Copy !req
695. I'M GLAD I COULD DO THAT,
IT'S A PLEASURE.Copy !req
696. TO YOUR HOME.Copy !req
697. YES, OF COURSE, YEAH.Copy !req
698. JOSEPH.Copy !req
699. HELLO, SIR.Copy !req
700. HELLO.Copy !req
701. BOY, THAT WAS FAST.Copy !req
702. YES, WELL, THE EXCELLENT
DIRECTIONS DIDN'T HURT.Copy !req
703. YEAH, THAT ALWAYS HELPS,
DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
704. YES, IT DOES.Copy !req
705. AH, LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
706. IN FIVE MINUTES AND YOU'RE OFF.Copy !req
707. YEAH, WE ALL HAVE
AN ASSIGNED JOB, WE PITCH IN.Copy !req
708. TOO BAD, UH, YOU DON'T HAVE THIS
CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR ROUND, HUH?Copy !req
709. YOU'D MAKE A
PRETTY GOOD LIVING.Copy !req
710. A PASSION PLAY IN EASTER.Copy !req
711. AND AROUND FOURTH OF JULY WE DO,
UH, HOBO REVOLUTIONARIES.Copy !req
712. WE'LL DO AN EQUINOX.Copy !req
713. OKAY.Copy !req
714. UM, I THOUGHT
WE WOULD, UH...Copy !req
715. SET UP AROUND HERE,
IN THIS AREA.Copy !req
716. RIGHT OVER HERE.Copy !req
717. EXCELLENT CHOICE,
I WAS THINKING THE SAME MYSELF.Copy !req
718. WORK FOR YOU?Copy !req
719. YES, SIR.
OKAY, BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
720. HI, MARY.Copy !req
721. HI.Copy !req
722. OH, LOOK AT,
LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY.Copy !req
723. YES.Copy !req
724. WE'VE ALL ARRIVED.Copy !req
725. ALRIGHT, YOU GOT LITTLE JESUS
AND THE WHOLE TROUPE.Copy !req
726. ALRIGHT, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
727. WE'LL SET RIGHT UP,
IN SHORT ORDER.Copy !req
728. ALRIGHT, SET UP, AND LET ME
KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.Copy !req
729. VERY GOOD, SIR,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
730. A NICE MAN,
GOOD HOST.Copy !req
731. ALRIGHT,
LET'S GET TO IT THEN.Copy !req
732. THIS IS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
733. LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
734. THIS IS GREAT,
I LOVE THIS.Copy !req
735. THANK YOU.Copy !req
736. OH, THEY'RE GONNA BE
SO THRILLED WHEN THEY COME HOME.Copy !req
737. THANK YOU, JOSEPH.Copy !req
738. THANK YOU, MARY,
SHEPHERDS.Copy !req
739. IT'S OUR PLEASURE.Copy !req
740. JOSEPH, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
741. YES.Copy !req
742. A LITTLE EARLIER.Copy !req
743. WELL, WE DID TALK
ABOUT A MEAL, YES.Copy !req
744. FOR YOU HAPPENING?Copy !req
745. THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
746. CHINESE, DELI,
WHAT DO YOU LIKE, JOEY?Copy !req
747. YES, YES.Copy !req
748. YES TO BOTH?Copy !req
749. YES TO BOTH.Copy !req
750. YOU WANT BOTH?Copy !req
751. THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
752. DOING NOTHING, HUH?Copy !req
753. YOU'D THINK, YES.Copy !req
754. HUH, INTERESTING.Copy !req
755. ALRIGHT, MAYBE I'LL GET YOU
A LITTLE ORANGE CHICKEN, HUH?Copy !req
756. OH, YEAH,
SOUNDS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
757. DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?Copy !req
758. YEAH, SOUNDS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
759. BUT YOU GOT
TO BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
760. HOT PEPPERS IN THERE.Copy !req
761. DON'T EAT THE PEPPERS.Copy !req
762. I LIKE THE PEPPERS.Copy !req
763. YOU LIKE THE PEPPERS.Copy !req
764. FOR IT, YES.Copy !req
765. THE PEPPERS.Copy !req
766. YES, I DO.Copy !req
767. I CONFESS.
ALRIGHT, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
768. HEY, JOSEPH, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.Copy !req
769. MM-HMM.Copy !req
770. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
771. STUCK IN MY THROAT.Copy !req
772. OH, THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.Copy !req
773. I CAN'T GET RID
OF THIS THING.Copy !req
774. IT'S KILLING ME.Copy !req
775. IT'S DRIVING ME
NUTS, JOSEPH.Copy !req
776. DRIVING ME NUTS.Copy !req
777. I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR PERSONAL, UH...Copy !req
778. OH, BOY.Copy !req
779. HAS QUITE THE BOD.Copy !req
780. WHAT?Copy !req
781. COME ON, JOEY,
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.Copy !req
782. YOU AND MARY, HUH?Copy !req
783. YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT
EVERY NOW AND THEN?Copy !req
784. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
785. NO, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
786. THAT'S IT,
LET'S PACK IT UP.Copy !req
787. WE'RE LEAVING!Copy !req
788. WHAT, COME ON, JOE.Copy !req
789. I'M NOT GOING
TO STAND FOR THIS!Copy !req
790. DON'T JOE ME,
WE'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
791. TAKE IT BACK.Copy !req
792. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.Copy !req
793. AND TAKE IT BACK!Copy !req
794. GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
795. TAKE IT BACK!Copy !req
796. KILL HIM,
JOSEPH, KILL HIM.Copy !req
797. SHUT UP, MARY.Copy !req
798. GET OFF ME.Copy !req
799. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
800. THE PUBIC HAIR.Copy !req
801. IT'S OUT!Copy !req
802. Captions Copyright 2003Copy !req
803. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
804. Captioned byCopy !req