Curb Your Enthusiasm 3x7

Directed by Andy Ackerman

Susie Essman as Susie Greene • Amy Aquino as Susan Braudy • Kate Flannery as Cop #2 • Joey Hiott as Braudy's Son #2 • Bret Loehr as Braudy's Son #1

Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, ""When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?"" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherdâ€”but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.

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2. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

3. LARRY DAVID?

4. HI, PHIL DUNLAP, HERE FOR THE CHEF'S POSITION.

5. HI.

6. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

7. AH.

8. AH, HEY, HEY, LOOK AT YOU.

9. LOOK AT YOU.

10. YEAH, LOOK AT YOU.

11. WOW.

12. START LOSING IT?

13. WHEN I WAS 15.

14. 15, WOW, EARLIER THAN ME, YEAH.

15. YEAH, A LITTLE BIT EARLIER.

16. WELL, I ACTUALLY LIKE IT.

17. AH, YEAH, ME TOO.

18. SUNSCREEN ON AND IT'S FINE.

19. YEAH, A LOT OF SUNSCREEN, RIGHT?

20. YEAH, YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT THE SUNSCREEN.

21. NO CONVERTIBLES. NO CONVERTIBLES.

22. OH, GOD, I HATE THAT.

23. OH, ABSOLUTELY.

24. 'CAUSE YOU HAVE

25. IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A CONVERTIBLE.

26. YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING.

27. OH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO,

28. THESE GUYS WITH THE HATS, DON'T THEY?

29. ALL THE TIME.

30. AND THEY'LL MEET A GIRL OR SOMETHING.

31. AND THEN THEY'LL SHOW UP ON A DATE.

32. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THE HAT OFF,

33. WHERE IT, THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE DECISION...

34. RIGHT, RIGHT, THEN THE GIRL'S GONNA BE, LIKE,

35. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BALD.

36. EXACTLY. YOURSELF.

37. RIGHT, YEAH.

38. NONOXINOL?

39. NO, YOU? NO.

40. OH, MY GOD, THE DROPS AND EVERYTHING,

41. TO MASSAGE IT IN.

42. THERE'S SOMETHING

43. WRONG WITH THEM,

44. THE TRANSPLANT PEOPLE?

45. HUH?

46. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.

47. TOUPEE?

48. NO.

49. OH, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

50. THOSE GUYS, THEY SHOULD KILL THOSE GUYS.

51. EXACTLY.

52. I'M SURPRISED HITLER DIDN'T ROUND UP THE TOUPEE PEOPLE.

53. I MEAN, IF I'M GOING TO BE A SICK MEGALOMANIAC.

54. TO ROUND UP PEOPLE WHO I HATED, THEY WOULD BE ON MY LIST.

55. GET THE TOUPEE PEOPLE.

56. ABSOLUTELY.

57. I'D HAVE MY HENCHMEN GOING AROUND,

58. PEOPLE'S HAIR.

59. IF IT COMES OFF...

60. BALDEN, COME WITH ME.

61. AH, BALDEN.

62. MY FAULT.

63. THE WHOLE TIME.

64. NO, NO, NO, IT WAS MY FAULT, I OVERREACTED, AND...

65. WE WERE ALL CRAZY.

66. NO, IF I HADN'T TOLD MINDY REISER THAT THING.

67. TO NEW TIMES, GOOD FRIENDS.

68. BACK ON TRACK.

69. THE BRIDGE.

70. GOOD, GOOD.

71. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.

72. HOW'S, BY THE WAY...

73. DOES THAT BOTHER ANYBODY, WHEN I MAKE A NOISE LIKE THAT?

74. DISTURBED BY THAT?

75. WHY, AND WHY SHOULD YOU BE, WHAT IS IT, SO WHAT?

76. SO, HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING?

77. HOW ARE THE KIDS, HOW'S THE HOUSE?

78. GOOD, OH, JAKEY'S DRIVING US NUTS THOUGH.

79. HE'S ALWAYS WANTED A DOG, AND WE KEEP PUTTING HIM OFF.

80. HE WANTS A DOG, WE CAN'T PUT HIM OFF ANYMORE.

81. NO FREAKING PUPPY.

82. YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT THE PEEING,

83. I DON'T WANT THE CHEWING.

84. I WANT A GOOD, SMART, TRAINED DOG.

85. JEFF'S GOT THAT GERMAN SHEPHERD.

86. OH, RIGHT.

87. THEY'RE LOOKING TO GET RID—

88. OH MY GOD, THIS WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU.

89. HOW OLD IS THE DOG?

90. HE'S, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE FOUR.

91. WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.

92. YEAH, YEAH.

93. TALKING ABOUT HIM.

94. YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DOG.

95. IT'S A CORPSE-SNIFFING DOG.

96. THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

97. A WHAT?

98. IT'S A CORPSE-SNIFFING?

99. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS AN AMAZING DOG.

100. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

101. OSCAR.

102. OSCAR.

103. OSCAR.

104. WHAT HAPPENED WAS, THEY SEPARATED, AND, UH...

105. JEFF AND HIS WIFE.

106. AND WAS WORRIED, SO SHE GOT A DOG FOR SECURITY, AND...

107. AND SHE GOT A SHEPHERD.

108. RIGHT, AND NOW...

109. WELL, NOW THEY RECONCILED AND HE'S MOVED BACK,

110. BUT HE'S ALLERGIC TO THE DOG,

111. AND HE'S SNIFFING AND SNEEZING ALL THE TIME,

112. AND HE'S A WRECK.

113. BUT THE DOG IS SO GREAT.

114. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE HAVING A PERSON THERE WHO BARKS.

115. EVERYTHING.

116. HOW'S THE DOG WITH KIDS?

117. GREAT, THEY HAVE A LITTLE GIRL.

118. BUT THE DOG IS FABULOUS WITH HER.

119. WOULDN'T HURT A FLY.

120. SOUNDS PERFECT.

121. YOU KNOW WHAT, HOW DO WE DO THIS, HOW DO WE DO THIS?

122. ALRIGHT, SO, YOU'RE INTERESTED?

123. ABSOLUTELY.

124. YES, YES, VERY.

125. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

126. IT'S JUST LIKE AN ELEPHANT STICKING HIS HEAD IN A POND.

127. WATCHING?

128. THIS ROUTINE.

129. STOP IT.

130. MM-MM.

131. NO, I'M SORRY, NO.

132. THE CORK IS DRY.

133. THIS BACK.

134. WHAT? DON'T SEND THIS BACK.

135. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TASTE IT.

136. YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST GO TELL THE MANAGER.

137. HAVE HIM TASTE IT, AN ACTUAL BORDEAUX GLASS.

138. POUR SOME FOR ME?

139. YOU CAN'T SEND THIS BACK.

140. YOU'RE AN EXPERT IN WINE, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, TASTE IT.

141. LARRY, COME ON.

142. FINE.

143. IT'S FINE, IT'S DELICIOUS.

144. AT $140 A BOTTLE, I DON'T WANT FINE.

145. LARRY COULDN'T POSSIBLY TELL THAT THESE...

146. NO, LARRY, LARRY, COME ON, YOU CAN'T.

147. TO KNOW...

148. IT'S NOT A MATTER OF SOPHISTICATION,

149. IT'S A DELICATE THING.

150. LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT.

151. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT.

152. WE'LL ORDER SOMETHING ELSE.

153. I'LL GET YOU A NICE SPRITZER.

154. A SPRITZER.

155. THAT'S GREAT.

156. DIDN'T I SAY LAST TIME

157. I WASN'T GONNA HAVE DESSERT?

158. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR RESTAURANT?

159. YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD.

160. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

161. I'M NOT REALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

162. SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE IT,

163. SHE'S BORED WITH RESTAURANT TALK.

164. NO, YOU TELL IT.

165. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS ON "SEINFELD"

166. I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT "SEINFELD".

167. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING I'M DOING, YOU KNOW.

168. I BORE HER, SHE BORES SO EASILY.

169. WE'RE OPENING NEXT WEEK.

170. THIS NEW CHEF WE GOT, HE'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.

171. GREAT, WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM?

172. OKAY, LARRY ONLY LIKES HIM BECAUSE HE'S BALD.

173. NO, THAT'S TRUE BECAUSE...

174. THAT, CHERYL, WHY?

175. BECAUSE HE TOLD ME, HE GOES, I FOUND THIS GUY, HE'S GREAT.

176. HE'S BALD.

177. DON'T SAY THAT, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

178. IS THAT?

179. OH, YEAH, I HIRED, YEAH, I DID HIRE A BALD MAN.

180. BECAUSE HE'S BALD.

181. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

182. NO, NO, NO, NO SPLITTING.

183. NO SPLITTING.

184. THE LAST ONE.

185. DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

186. HUH?

187. YEAH, I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, RIGHT.

188. GO TO THE BATHROOM, GO TO THE BATHROOM.

189. THANK YOU, STU.

190. ANYWAY, THANKS STU, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, THANK YOU.

191. YOU'RE WELCOME.

192. WHAT ABOUT ME, YOU GONNA THANK ME TOO?

193. AND THANK YOU, SUSAN.

194. YOU'RE WELCOME.

195. TO THANK YOU?

196. FOR DINNER.

197. AND I TREATED YOU TO.

198. OH, I THOUGHT HE TREATED ME TO IT.

199. AND PUT IT DOWN, YES.

200. YEAH.

201. SO, I THANKED HIM.

202. AND HE'S USING OUR MONEY TO PAY FOR IT.

203. SO, YOU COULD THANK US, WE'RE TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER.

204. WELL, YOU CAN CALL IT OUR MONEY,

205. OF DISCUSSION,

206. HE'S THE ONE WHO GOES TO WORK AND THEN EARNS THE MONEY.

207. YOU DON'T WORK.

208. ALRIGHT, WHAT ABOUT, CHERYL?

209. YOU DON'T WORK YOURSELF.

210. IN YOUR HOUSE?

211. HONEY, IT'S OUR MONEY.

212. NO, IT'S NOT.

213. I'VE EARNED THE MONEY.

214. OH, SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, YOU PAY HER A SALARY?

215. SHE BUY THINGS?

216. THAT I'VE EARNED.

217. SHE DIDN'T WORK, I EARNED THE MONEY.

218. IS MY JOB, LARRY.

219. I EARNED THE MONEY, IT'S JUST A FACT.

220. STU, IS IT OUR, IT'S OUR MONEY.

221. OUR MONEY.

222. I, YOU KNOW, AND, UH...

223. RIGHT?

224. HE WORKS, HE GETS THE MONEY.

225. AND IT BECOMES...

226. IT'S NOT THEIR MONEY, IT'S MY MONEY.

227. IT'S NOT ABOUT WHERE IT'S COMING FROM, IT'S WHAT IT BECOMES.

228. NO, IT'S COMPLETELY ABOUT WHERE IT'S COMING FROM.

229. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT, WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?

230. WELL, I MUST SAY THAT I AM JUST GLAD THAT,

231. IN MY MARRIAGE, THAT'S NOT AN ISSUE.

232. THAT STU CONSIDERS IT...

233. IT'S NOT AN ISSUE IN OUR MARRIAGE EITHER.

234. IT'S JUST A FACT OF WHERE THE MONEY CAME FROM.

235. HAVIN' A GREAT, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU GUYS.

236. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

237. THIS IS NICE.

238. HEY, YOU KNOW ME, I DON'T LIKE TO COMPLAIN.

239. OH, YEAH, YES, YES.

240. WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT BY NOW.

241. WHAT?

242. HOW COME THERE'S NO PARTITIONS IN THE BATHROOM,

243. BETWEEN THE URINALS?

244. HERE? YEAH.

245. I DON'T KNOW.

246. GONNA HAVE THAT.

247. DO WE HAVE, IS IT IMPORTANT?

248. I MEAN, IT LOOKS NICE NOW.

249. WE WANT A LITTLE PEE PRIVACY, DO WE NOT?

250. I'M ABSOLUTELY WITH YOU.

251. YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR THING.

252. THIS ISN'T A BUS STATION, I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

253. KIND OF CROWD, BUT...

254. RESTAURANT, LARRY?

255. TO THE SIDE.

256. YOU KNOW, THEY'VE GOT THE 45 DEGREE ANGLE THINGS.

257. IMPORTANT, LARRY?

258. YES, MICHAEL, IT IS IMPORTANT, YES.

259. HUH?

260. ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL HAVE IT, WE'LL GET THEM.

261. I STAND CORRECTED.

262. THEY CALLED?

263. SPLASH GUARDS.

264. GUYS, WE CAN'T GET IT IN TIME.

265. WE OPEN IN THREE DAYS.

266. WE CAN'T POSSIBLY FIXED IN THREE DAYS.

267. SO, WE'LL PEE AT HOME FOR A WHILE BEFORE WE COME.

268. HEY, EVERYBODY.

269. WHO'S THIS?

270. IT'S OSCAR.

271. MY FAMILY'S DOG, NOT MY DOG.

272. THIS DOG KILLS ME, I'M SO ALLERGIC TO IT.

273. 'CAUSE SUSIE'S GOT SOME STUFF

274. AT THE NEW HOUSE.

275. IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC, WHY DO YOU HAVE THE DOG?

276. SEPARATED FOR A WHILE,

277. AND WHILE WE WERE SEPARATED, SHE GOT THIS DOG,

278. AND NOW, I'M BACK AND THE DOG AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

279. YEAH, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

280. DON'T TOUCH YOUR EYES, LIKE, DON'T...

281. I'M NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING.

282. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

283. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, OSCAR?

284. OSCAR!

285. HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

286. REALLY ACTING UP.

287. NOT IN THE KITCHEN.

288. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, OSCAR?

289. WHAT'S HE GOT?

290. SOME MEAT OR SOMETHING?

291. NO, THAT FLOOR IS SPOTLESS FOR THE HEALTH INSPECTION.

292. WELL, LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS SOMETHING.

293. ISN'T HE A CORPSE-SNIFFING DOG?

294. WELL, FOLKS.

295. IS WELL-CREDENTIALED,

296. AND I THINK THERE'S

297. THAT THERE'S A DEAD BODY UNDERNEATH THAT FLOOR.

298. AN INVESTIGATION,

299. AND WE'LL HAVE TO TEAR UP THE FLOOR.

300. OH, COME ON, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

301. THAT TAKE?

302. I DON'T KNOW.

303. OH, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

304. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA TAKE MY MONEY OUT OF THIS PLACE.

305. WELL, WHAT IF THERE'S A DEAD BODY UNDER THERE?

306. WE'RE FUCKED, NO ONE WILL

307. A DEAD BODY.

308. IT'LL BE IN THE PAPERS, WE'RE FUCKED.

309. IF THERE'S A DEAD BODY UNDERNEATH THERE, WE ARE FUCKED.

310. I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS DOG, IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.

311. I MEAN, MY EYES ARE BURNING.

312. RIGHT HERE, I HAVE A PAIN THAT IS SO SEVERE,

313. FREAKING DOG.

314. ALLERGIC TO DOGS.

315. YOU KNOW THE BRAUDYS?

316. INTO ALANIS MORRISETTE?

317. OH THAT IDIOT.

318. YEAH, THAT GUY.

319. THE OTHER NIGHT.

320. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A DOG FOR THE KIDS.

321. TO OSCAR,

322. OFF YOUR HANDS TOMORROW.

323. MY DAUGHTER'S IN LOVE WITH THAT DOG, WHAT DO I DO?

324. YOU'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN AND TALK TO HER.

325. CAN'T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE

326. AND SHE'LL UNDERSTAND,

327. DON'T YOU THINK?

328. YEAH, I THINK SHE WOULD.

329. I MEAN, EXPLAIN IT TO HER, WHAT'S GOING ON.

330. IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HER.

331. TELL HER, TALK TO HER.

332. HOLD ON.

333. OH, MY GOD, IT'S OSCAR!

334. LOOK AT THAT, HE CAME, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

335. WHAT A GOOD BOY, YEAH, IT'S NICE

336. TO SOMETHING GERMAN.

337. YOU DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY THAT OFTEN, YOU KNOW?

338. GOOD BOY.

339. DADDY DOESN'T FEEL GOOD.

340. SNEEZING.

341. UP ALL NIGHT.

342. IT HURTS RIGHT HERE.

343. RIGHT HERE I HAVE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN.

344. ARE WATERING.

345. AND I FEEL HORRIBLE.

346. YOUR PAL, OSCAR...

347. ALRIGHT?

348. SO, YOU HAVE

349. DADDY OR OSCAR.

350. MM, OSCAR.

351. NO, NO, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, THAT IF YOU SAY OSCAR,

352. DADDY WON'T BE HERE.

353. I KNOW.

354. YOU KNOW?

355. MM-HMM.

356. BUT YOU'RE CHOOSING OSCAR, I'M YOUR DAD.

357. I JUST LOVE THAT DOG.

358. MM-HMM.

359. TO THE BATHROOM.

360. IN THREE DAYS.

361. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

362. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED THE COPS.

363. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN

364. IN THE FIRST PLACE.

365. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

366. HE FOUND SOMETHING, HAS HE GOT SOMETHING?

367. WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND, HOLD ON.

368. I THINK HE'S FOUND SOMETHING.

369. GOT THERE?

370. HOLY SHIT.

371. WHAT DOES HE GOT?

372. A BRA?

373. IS THAT IT, IS THERE MORE?

374. IS THERE, IS THERE A BODY WITH IT?

375. NOTHING ELSE DOWN HERE, THAT'S IT.

376. THAT'S IT, A BRA?

377. THAT'S IT FOLKS, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE IN THERE.

378. OH, MY GOD.

379. WELL, HE'S A BRA-SNIFFING DOG.

380. HE'S A GOOD BRA-SNIFFING DOG.

381. TERRIFIC. GREAT.

382. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

383. ALL THIS FOR THAT?

384. MYSTERY IS SOLVED.

385. TO GET ALL THIS BACK?

386. WELL, WITH WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON HERE, IT'S A MESS.

387. THEY DUG UP THE ELECTRIC, THE GAS, THE PLUMBING, IT'S...

388. SO, HOW LONG?

389. IT'S THREE WEEKS TO A MONTH, LARRY.

390. YEAH, BUT THAT'S ON THE SAFE SIDE.

391. THINGS COULD ARISE, YOU GOT THE CITY INVOLVED NOW.

392. LARRY, I'M SORRY, BUT.

393. HEY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS?

394. IN THE URINAL NOW?

395. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

396. I'LL APPLY FOR THAT, THAT'S GOOD, LARRY.

397. WE'LL GET THE SPLASH GUARDS.

398. BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

399. LARRY!

400. A DOG!

401. OVER HER OWN FATHER.

402. YOU SAT DOWN, YOU LAID IT OUT, YOU TOLD HER?

403. I TOLD HER, DADDY'S SICK.

404. HE CAN'T STAY IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH OSCAR.

405. SHE WANTS OSCAR, SHE WANTS THE DOG!

406. OKAY, CALM DOWN.

407. WHERE IS THE DOG?

408. TO YOUR HOUSE.

409. MY HOUSE?

410. NO, NO, HIS HOUSE, HIS HOUSE, I LIVE AT THE W. HOTEL.

411. IT'S HIS HOUSE NOW.

412. BY THE WAY, HE TURNED UP A BRA TODAY.

413. THERE'S NO CORPSE.

414. A BRA?

415. WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH THAT DOG?

416. HE'S A BRA-SNIFFING DOG.

417. A BRA-SNIFFING DOG, WHAT THE FUCK?

418. HE'S CLOSING US DOWN FOR THREE WEEKS NOW.

419. BECAUSE OF A BRA?

420. YEAH, THEY DUG UP THE WHOLE PLACE IN THE...

421. THAT FUCKING DOG!

422. HEY, TAKE IT, TAKE IT EASY.

423. BALD CHEF AND TELL HIM.

424. HE'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.

425. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

426. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

427. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE, AT THE W. HOTEL?

428. W. HOTEL.

429. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR FROM ME SOON.

430. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR FROM ME.

431. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

432. TO TAKE CARE OF.

433. FUCK!

434. HI, LARRY.

435. HI, SAMMI.

436. MY MOMMY'S NEXT DOOR.

437. SHE'LL BE HOME SOON.

438. AND MY DADDY'S AT A HOTEL.

439. CAN I COME IN?

440. MM-HMM.

441. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

442. GRAPE JUICE, WANT SOME?

443. OH, POSITIVELY.

444. ANYWAY, I ACTUALLY, CAME TO TALK TO YOU.

445. HMM.

446. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THIS INSTEAD.

447. OKAY.

448. TO TRY THIS WINE.

449. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT THIS STUFF AS THE NEXT GUY.

450. COME ON.

451. NO.

452. TOO FRUITY.

453. AND A TAD ON THE OAKY SIDE.

454. WHAT DOES OAKY MEAN?

455. IT TASTES LIKE A TREE.

456. LIKE A TREE.

457. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DAD.

458. OKAY?

459. ISN'T THERE ANOTHER ANIMAL THAT WE COULD INTEREST YOU IN?

460. PUSSY CAT?

461. I DON'T LIKE CATS.

462. HOW ABOUT A RABBIT?

463. MM-MM.

464. PONY?

465. THAT DIDN'T WANT A PONY.

466. TURTLE?

467. TURTLES SCARE ME.

468. HAMSTER.

469. TORTURE THEM A LITTLE BIT.

470. THEY'RE BORING.

471. NO, BUT YOU TORTURE THEM.

472. IT'S NOT BORING IF YOU TORTURE THEM.

473. I LIKE OSCAR BETTER.

474. OH, WHAT IS THAT, THAT DOG WHISTLE?

475. IS THAT OSCAR'S WHISTLE?

476. UH-HUH.

477. I WOULDN'T BLOW IT, HE'S ASLEEP.

478. OH, LOOK AT THIS.

479. USE IT THE OTHER DAY.

480. OF THE RESTAURANT.

481. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS THING WORKS ACTUALLY.

482. WHERE'S THE WHISTLE PART?

483. ANYWAY, THAT'S MY SPIEL.

484. SO, COME ON, SAMMI.

485. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

486. I DON'T WANT OSCAR.

487. I WANT DADDY.

488. GO HOME!

489. IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

490. THAT'S RIGHT.

491. WE HAD A LITTLE CHAT.

492. I'M TAKING HIM TO THE BRAUDYS.

493. HE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

494. YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME.

495. ALRIGHT, MY FRIEND.

496. GOOD-BYE.

497. WELL, OSCEY BOY.

498. HUH?

499. WHAT DO YOU SAY, OSCEY BOY?

500. WE'RE GOING TO THE BRAUDYS, YOU EXCITED?

501. ABOUT THE BRAUDYS?

502. COME HERE, GIVE ME A KISS.

503. GIVE ME A, GIVE UNCLE LARRY A KISSY, THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

504. OOH.

505. ALRIGHT, LOOK AT YOUR NEW HOME.

506. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY.

507. YEAH, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY!

508. HELLO.

509. HI.

510. WELL?

511. HERE'S OSCAR.

512. ABOUT AT DINNER.

513. RIGHT. OSCAR.

514. I REMEMBER DINNER.

515. YEAH, ALL YOURS.

516. TO SAY TO ME, LARRY?

517. YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS.

518. NO, I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY TO ME FROM DINNER?

519. VERY MUCH.

520. AT HOW GOOD IT WAS ACTUALLY.

521. VERY FUNNY, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

522. LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT,

523. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT DINNER.

524. LARRY, I'M WAITING, I'M JUST WAITING.

525. I'M STILL WAITING.

526. WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE

527. IF IT'S A THANK YOU THAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR.

528. LITTLE MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE.

529. NO, IT'S NOT MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE.

530. R THE MEAL,

531. I WOULD'VE THANKED YOU AS I TOLD YOU.

532. OKAY.

533. EXTRAORDINARY.

534. IT'S EXTRAORDINARY, IT'S A SHAME.

535. SO, AM I TO ASSUME THAT YOU DO NOT WANT THE DOG?

536. YOU'RE SAYING TO ME?

537. LARRY, IF YOU WANT TO THANK ME FOR DINNER,

538. LOOK AT YOUR DOG.

539. THEY DESERVE TO BE THANKED.

540. MM-HMM.

541. IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE THANKED.

542. BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T WORKED A DAY SINCE YOU GOT OUT OF COLLEGE,

543. YOU'VE NEVER HELD A JOB.

544. HEY, LOOK IT'S A DOG.

545. DOGGIE!

546. OH, HE'S SO CUTE.

547. LEAVE THE DOGGIE ALONE, HE'S NOT OUR DOG.

548. HIS NAME'S OSCAR.

549. THAT'S LARRY'S DOG.

550. THIS DOG TO YOU,

551. DOESN'T WANT IT.

552. DON'T BE SILLY, YOU WEREN'T GONNA GIVE HIM TO ME.

553. IT'S YOUR DOG, LARRY.

554. WE'RE GONNA GET A DOG.

555. TALKING, BUT...

556. OH, HE'S SUCH A GOOD DOG.

557. NOT THIS DOG.

558. WE'LL GO LOOK FOR A DOG SOME PLACE ELSE.

559. WHEN THERE'S ONE RIGHT HERE?

560. YEAH.

561. PLEASE?

562. PLEASE?

563. OKAY, OKAY, ALRIGHT.

564. HERE YOU GO, BOYS.

565. LET'S GO. COOL.

566. HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

567. THANK YOU!

568. YOU'RE WELCOME.

569. HE SLEEPS ON MY BED.

570. ENJOY.

571. OH, SHIT.

572. YOU SICK FUCK, LARRY DAVID!

573. THINK YOU'RE DOING

574. GETTING MY KID DRUNK?

575. DRUNK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

576. SHE'S SLURRING HER WORDS, SHE'S BUMPING INTO THINGS.

577. A FUCKIN' WINO!

578. OH, I POURED SOME OF YOUR— I HAD POURED SOME WINE.

579. OH, SHE MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY, A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD KID,

580. DRANK SOME WINE?

581. IT WAS A, THE GLASSES GOT...

582. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT, THAT I'M GON BELIEVE YOU?

583. THE FUCKING DOG, ALRIGHT?

584. NO, SHE TOLD ME I COULD HAVE THE DOG.

585. ALL FUCKED UP ON ALCOHOL.

586. ALL LIQUORED UP.

587. A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

588. YOU'VE KNOWN THE KID SINCE SHE WAS BORN,

589. A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

590. THAT'S WHAT WAS SO PUZZLING TO ME.

591. OH, LISTEN, YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK.

592. YOU STOLE THE DOG!

593. SHE'S AT HOME HYSTERICAL THAT HER DOG IS GONE!

594. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO HIM.

595. ANIMAL TESTING OR SOMETHING,

596. FUCKO ASSHOLE.

597. GET ME THE FUCKING DOG!

598. FIRST OF ALL,

599. FOR DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT.

600. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.

601. ABOUT THAT.

602. YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU'RE A COUPLE.

603. YOU GET THANKED.

604. IT'S A 50/50 THING.

605. SO, WHAT IF HE WORKS AND YOU DON'T?

606. TO DO WITH IT.

607. YOU'RE A HOUSEWIFE, YOU RAISE THE KIDS.

608. YOU'VE GOT KIDS, THAT'S A FULL TIME JOB.

609. A THANK YOU.

610. AND I WAS DEAD WRONG.

611. AND I'M SORRY.

612. THANK YOU.

613. I...

614. THAT'S GREAT.

615. THAT WASN'T EASY TO DO AND I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT.

616. YOU KNOW WHAT, ONCE

617. AND HOW WRONG I WAS, IT WAS EASY TO DO.

618. I'M VERY, I AM IMPRESSED.

619. AND LISTEN, WHEN YOU'RE WRONG, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU KNOW?

620. I JUST DIDN'T, BUT THANK YOU.

621. GOOD, GOOD.

622. HOW'S THE DOG WORKING OUT?

623. THE DOG IS ACTUALLY GREAT.

624. REALLY?

625. YEAH, THE KIDS ARE LOVING HIM.

626. THEY'RE LOVING HIM, HE'S SWEET AS CAN BE.

627. AND WELL TRAINED, JUST LIKE YOU SAID, HE'S TERRIFIC.

628. I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M ASKING,

629. BECAUSE SOMETHING'S COME UP AND...

630. THE OWNER OF THE DOG, ACTUALLY WANTS THE DOG BACK.

631. I JUST LEFT HER, AND...

632. HER KID'S PRETTY BROKEN UP ABOUT IT.

633. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

634. WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY,

635. I COULD HAVE THE DOG.

636. THE TIME, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.

637. SHE'S DRUNK, HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL?

638. SEVEN.

639. ANYWAY.

640. SO, WHEN SHE SAID

641. SHE WASN'T IN HER... DIDN'T HAVE ALL OF HER SENSES.

642. ALRIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.

643. ALRIGHT, SO NOW I UNDERSTAND.

644. SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

645. NO, I CAME TO THANK YOU FOR DINNER.

646. GOD, I JUST KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.

647. AND AS LONG AS I'M HERE I'LL TAKE THE DOG.

648. HAPPEN TO BE HERE, YOU'LL TAKE THE DOG BACK.

649. WHAT ARE YOU, SICK?

650. I'M ONLY ASKING, I REALLY NEED IT.

651. I MEAN, SHE WANTS THE DOG BACK.

652. IT'S HER DOG, IT IS HER DOG.

653. NO, IT'S NOT HER DOG ANYMORE, LARRY,

654. BROUGHT IT HERE.

655. YOU'VE HAD IT FOR A HALF HOUR SO, YOU THINK IT'S YOUR DOG?

656. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

657. OSCEY.

658. JUST GET, LEAVE, LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

659. CALLING THE POLICE.

660. I'M SORRY.

661. YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME THE DOG?

662. NO, I AM NOT.

663. I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY DOG.

664. WELL, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA DISAPPOINT A LITTLE GIRL.

665. WELL, LARRY, YOU GO BACK AND TELL HER TO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.

666. BECAUSE SHE'S NOT GETTING HER DOG BACK, OKAY?

667. OKAY, I TAKE BACK MY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY.

668. ACTUALLY GAVE ME ANYWAY.

669. OKAY, BYE, LARRY.

670. B'BYE, NOW, B'BYE, NOW!

671. YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

672. I WILL BE CALLING THE POLICE.

673. GO, B'BYE.

674. WALK MY DOG.

675. THEN I'M GONNA HAVE HIM DO A LITTLE FETCHING FOR ME.

676. THE POOL.

677. BYE, LARRY.

678. BYE, NO, KEEP GOING.

679. KEEP GOING, LEAVE!

680. OSCAR, OSCAR!

681. GOOD BOY!

682. OSCAR, YOU COME BACK!

683. LARRY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

684. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

685. WHAT'S GOING ON?

686. WHY'D YOU BRING THE DOG BACK?

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