1. ible byCopy !req
2. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
3. DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GONNA FIND OUT, HUH?Copy !req
4. YOU THOUGHT?Copy !req
5. IF YOU WERE ME,Copy !req
6. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND OUT
'CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID.Copy !req
7. FUCKING STUPID.Copy !req
8. A GAMBLING PROBLEM.Copy !req
9. A GAMBLING PROBLEM?Copy !req
10. SHUT THE FUCK UP!Copy !req
11. SHUT THE FUCK UP!Copy !req
12. GOT A LITTLE GREEDY?Copy !req
13. I'M SORRY, BOSS.Copy !req
14. YOU'RE SORRY,
YOU'RE SORRY!Copy !req
15. I'M SORRY,
I'M FUCKING SORRY!Copy !req
16. 'CAUSE YOU FUCKING MORONS
FUCKED UP!Copy !req
17. YOU'RE SORRY!Copy !req
18. HERE, YOU WANT
THE MONEY?Copy !req
19. WHAT YOU WANT?Copy !req
20. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS?Copy !req
21. HERE, TAKE THE MONEY,
HERE, GO AHEAD!Copy !req
22. HERE GO AHEAD,
TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY!Copy !req
23. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!Copy !req
24. TAKE IT, TAKE IT,
TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY!Copy !req
25. HERE, TAKE IT,
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?Copy !req
26. COME HERE,
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER.Copy !req
27. I'M SCARED
OF HEIGHTS, BOSS.Copy !req
28. AND CUT!Copy !req
29. CUT!Copy !req
30. LARRY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
31. WAS RIGHT IN MY WAY.Copy !req
32. HUH?Copy !req
33. IN AND OUT.Copy !req
34. IT BROKE OFF, PLEASE,
TAKE CARE OF THE VIDEO,Copy !req
35. WILL YOU FOR ME, JOE,
BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THE THING.Copy !req
36. FROM WHAT I COULD TELL,
FROM WHAT I COULD HEAR...Copy !req
37. WHAT YOU COULD TELL,
YOU MISSED THE WHOLE TAPE?Copy !req
38. OH, NO, NO,
IT'S GREAT, IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
39. MORE MONEY.Copy !req
40. THIS ISN'T ENOUGH,
I NEED MORE MONEY.Copy !req
41. MORE MONEY.Copy !req
42. EVERY TAKE I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.Copy !req
43. YEAH, GIVE HIM
ANOTHER...Copy !req
44. WELL, I THINK IT'S REALLY
DEVELOPING VERY, VERY WELL,Copy !req
45. AND PARTICULARLY THE END,
WHAT I'D LIKE TOCopy !req
46. OF THE VIOLENCE.Copy !req
47. OKAY, OKAY,
WELL, LET ME DO THIS.Copy !req
48. LET ME TAKE OUT GINO'S BALLS
IN A PLASTIC BAG.Copy !req
49. TAKE IT OUT OF MY POCKET,
HOLD UP HIS BALLS.Copy !req
50. WILL NEVER READ.Copy !req
51. THEY'RE NOT GONNA
READ AS WELL.Copy !req
52. NO, BALLS WILL READ,
WHY WON'T BALLS READ?Copy !req
53. OH, SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT THEM
IN PLASTIC YOU MEAN?Copy !req
54. THEY'LL BE IN A PLASTIC BAG
WITH SOME, UH, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
55. OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
56. YEAH, BUT IT'S, LIKE,
A LITTLE GRAPHIC FOR THIS.Copy !req
57. BECAUSE I'D RATHER,
THAT'S A BIG THING TO DO.Copy !req
58. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
59. WHAT YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
60. OF THE VIOLENCE, OKAY?Copy !req
61. WHAT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT,Copy !req
62. TO YOU, YOU SHOULD SLAP HIM.Copy !req
63. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
64. JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE, YEAH,
DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I FINISH.Copy !req
65. YEAH, THAT
KIND OF THING.Copy !req
66. NO, THAT'S TOO HARD.Copy !req
67. ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
68. TWO MORE.Copy !req
69. TWO MORE?
TWO MORE.Copy !req
70. TOO MUCH, MARTY.Copy !req
71. NO, IT'S GETTING BETTER
AND BETTER EACH TIME.Copy !req
72. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
73. JOE, TWO MORE TAKES,
ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER.Copy !req
74. SAME SLATE.Copy !req
75. ON THE SECOND TAKE THAT WAY.Copy !req
76. YOU KNOW, "SEINFELD" WE DID
TWO TAKES AND WE WERE DONE.Copy !req
77. WE'RE JUST GETTING INTO IT,
IT'S RICH.Copy !req
78. IT'S GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
EVERY TIME YOU DO IT.Copy !req
79. ALRIGHT, TRY AND WATCH
THIS ONE, OKAY?Copy !req
80. NO, I WAS GONNA WATCH,Copy !req
81. BUT I COULDN'T GET AWAY
FROM THE EAR PHONES.Copy !req
82. WELL, THEN CUT IT
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
83. NO, YOU WERE GOING WOW,
YOU WERE DOING REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
84. I'M NOT GONNA
BREAK IT UP.Copy !req
85. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
86. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
87. LISTEN...Copy !req
88. NO, NO,
WHAT WAS HE SAYING?Copy !req
89. SAYING TO YOU?Copy !req
90. I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
91. WHERE IT'S SUBTLE
BUT THE...Copy !req
92. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT?Copy !req
93. I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S HARD TO TELL.Copy !req
94. DID MY FATHER CALL?Copy !req
95. OH, NO, HE HASN'T
CALLED YET.Copy !req
96. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S STILL EARLY IN L.A.Copy !req
97. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE HASN'T
CALLED ME BACK, DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
98. MY MOTHER'S SICK,
HE SHOULD REALLY CALL ME BACK,Copy !req
99. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
100. I KNOW, I KNOW.Copy !req
101. IT'S JUST HARD TO TAKE ANYTHING
YOU SAY SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
102. YOU JUST LOOK CRAZY.Copy !req
103. I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE
GOING TO MAKE THIS PLANE.Copy !req
104. DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
105. TOO MANY TAKES.Copy !req
106. ALRIGHT, MARTY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
107. YOU READY,
LET'S GO.Copy !req
108. LET'S GET READY PLEASE,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
109. COME ON.Copy !req
110. IT'S KIND OF NICE
TO BE HOME, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
111. SURE, WE SHOULD'VE MADE A,
I THINK WE SHOULD'VE MADE A—Copy !req
112. HONEY, IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
113. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.Copy !req
114. HE'S FINE.Copy !req
115. MY FATHER'S ON THE WAY BACK.Copy !req
116. I'LL HAVE THE CAB STOP
AND UH, DROP ME OFFCopy !req
117. AND YOU CAN
TAKE IT BACK HOME.Copy !req
118. OH, OKAY,
JUST TO CHECK IN?Copy !req
119. YEAH, IT'S WEIRD THAT
HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK.Copy !req
120. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
121. OKAY.Copy !req
122. UM, LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA
MAKE A STOP FIRST.Copy !req
123. I'M GONNA
GET DROPPED OFF.Copy !req
124. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
125. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
126. ALRIGHT, HONEY.Copy !req
127. HEY, DAD.Copy !req
128. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
129. GOOD,
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
130. ALRIGHT,
DOING FINE, YEAH.Copy !req
131. SO HOW'D
YOU GET HERE?Copy !req
132. TOOK IT ON HOME.Copy !req
133. HEY, I COULD'VE
PICKED YOU UP, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
134. LOOK AT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
135. YEAH.Copy !req
136. VERY NICE, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN LIVING HERE FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
137. WELL, LISTEN,
YOU LOOK GOOD HERE.Copy !req
138. HOW YOU DOING,
OKAY?Copy !req
139. YEAH.Copy !req
140. I CALLED YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES,
YOU NEVER GOT BACK TO ME.Copy !req
141. WELL, I WAS BUSY,
YOU KNOW, I GOT BUSY.Copy !req
142. YOU GOT BUSY, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, YOU GOT BUSY?Copy !req
143. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU'RE SO BUSY?Copy !req
144. A CUP OF COFFEE, HUH?Copy !req
145. AH, I DON'T
WANT ANY COFFEE.Copy !req
146. NO, I JUST GOT A CHANCE
TO CHECK UP ON YOU.Copy !req
147. HOW'S MOM DOING?Copy !req
148. OH, WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW PEOPLE DO.Copy !req
149. SO, UH, TELL ME
ABOUT NEW YORK!Copy !req
150. IN NEW YORK?Copy !req
151. UM...Copy !req
152. I MEAN, YOU BUSY?Copy !req
153. WHAT'S, YOU SEEM
VERY JUMPY.Copy !req
154. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?Copy !req
155. WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T
EXPECT YOU TO COME IN TODAY.Copy !req
156. I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE HERE.Copy !req
157. WHERE'S MOM?Copy !req
158. WELL, UH,
YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
159. YEAH, WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
160. AFTER ALL, YOU KNOW,
WE BROUGHT HER BACK.Copy !req
161. YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER,Copy !req
162. BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
163. SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL?Copy !req
164. YEAH, WELL,
NOT NOW, NOT NOW.Copy !req
165. BACK FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
166. OH, WELL,
WHY DIDN'T YOU,Copy !req
167. WHY DIDN'T YOU EVEN TELL ME,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME.Copy !req
168. WELL, SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO BOTHER YOU.Copy !req
169. YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.Copy !req
170. SHE SAID,
DON'T BOTHER HIM.Copy !req
171. HE'S IN NEW YORK
AND LET HIM ENJOY HIMSELF.Copy !req
172. SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO SPOIL YOUR TRIP.Copy !req
173. BUT, SHE'S NOT
IN THE HOSPITAL NOW.Copy !req
174. SO, THAT'S OVER WITH,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
175. SO, SHE'S FEELING
BETTER?Copy !req
176. WELL, IN A WAY.Copy !req
177. SHE DID WARN ME.Copy !req
178. TO ME, DON'T BOTHER LARRY.Copy !req
179. BECAUSE HE'S IN NEW YORK
AND HE WANTS TO ENJOY IT.Copy !req
180. SO THEN,
AFTER A DAY OR TWO,Copy !req
181. AND EVER AND EVER.Copy !req
182. AND, YOU'RE NOT GONNA,
I'M NOT GONNA GO ON.Copy !req
183. IS SHE DEAD?Copy !req
184. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
185. DEAD, DEAD,
SHE'S DEAD.Copy !req
186. AND SHE DIDN'T WANT ME
TO BOTHER YOU.Copy !req
187. THAT MEAN?Copy !req
188. WELL, YOU WERE IN NEW YORK,
YOU WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME,Copy !req
189. SO, WE DIDN'T CALL.Copy !req
190. WHEN DID SHE DIE?Copy !req
191. LET'S SEE, THE FUNERAL
WAS ON MONDAY...Copy !req
192. THE WHAT?Copy !req
193. SO, SHE HAD TO DIE ON...Copy !req
194. FUNERAL?
YEAH, FUNERAL.Copy !req
195. WELL, WHY WASN'T,
I'M NOT AT THE FUNERAL?Copy !req
196. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MONDAY WAS THE FUNERAL?Copy !req
197. WELL, MONDAY WAS
THE FUNERAL.Copy !req
198. WELL, WHY WASN'T I
AT THE FUNERAL?Copy !req
199. WHY DIDN'T
YOU CALL ME?Copy !req
200. SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME,
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
201. YOU WERE IN NEW YORK,
YOU WERE BUSY.Copy !req
202. SO WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I WAS BUSY, YOU GIVE ME A CALL!Copy !req
203. YOU DIDN'T CALL ME?Copy !req
204. YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
TO TELL ME MY MOTHER DIED?Copy !req
205. THE LAST WORDS SHE SAID TO ME,
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,Copy !req
206. YOU DON'T BOTHER LARRY.Copy !req
207. YOU DON'T SPOIL
HIS TRIP TO NEW YORK.Copy !req
208. INSANE!Copy !req
209. WANT TO BOTHER YOU.Copy !req
210. SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME?Copy !req
211. YOU'RE TELLING ME?Copy !req
212. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
213. WHO'S THAT, LARRY?Copy !req
214. MY CONDOLENCES.Copy !req
215. YOUR COUSIN.Copy !req
216. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
217. HI, ANDY.Copy !req
218. I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM,
HEARD YOU WERE IN NEW YORK.Copy !req
219. A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
220. A NICE, NICE...Copy !req
221. OH, WELL,
I'M SORRY I MISSED IT.Copy !req
222. I BEEN INFORMED,Copy !req
223. TO ATTEND MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL.Copy !req
224. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL,
VERY NICE.Copy !req
225. VERY WELL ATTENDED,
RABBI SPOKE BEAUTIFULLY.Copy !req
226. LIKE A FRIEND.Copy !req
227. IN NEW YORK, AND HE FLEW IN.Copy !req
228. YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T SAY
NOT TO CALL ANDY.Copy !req
229. SHE SAID NOT TO CALL YOU,
THAT'S ALL SHE EVER SAID.Copy !req
230. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME
WHEN YOU WERE THERE?Copy !req
231. IF YOU CALLED.Copy !req
232. YOU KNOW, I WAS BUSY,
ANDY, I COULDN'T SEE YOU.Copy !req
233. NO, NO, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THAT, JUST CALL ME.Copy !req
234. I FIGURE IF YOU'RE IN TOWN
JUST CALL ME AND SAY,Copy !req
235. OH, I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOU,
I DON'T NEED TO COME VISIT.Copy !req
236. I KNOW, BUT WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
237. WHEN I'M IN L.A.Copy !req
238. I DON'T SEE
THE LOGIC TO IT.Copy !req
239. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
240. DON'T BE A PUTZ,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
241. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
242. ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?Copy !req
243. IF YOU GO TO FLORIDA, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA CALL AUNT CHER?Copy !req
244. NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
245. OH, YOU COME TO TOWN,
YOU GIVE ME A CALL.Copy !req
246. IF I CAN'T SEE YOU
THERE'S NO POINT IN CALLING.Copy !req
247. I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU, DON'T,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
248. TO EACH OTHER,
TWO PEOPLE, TWO COUSINS,Copy !req
249. AND YOU'RE
ARGUING THIS WAY?Copy !req
250. OKAY, FORGET, I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T CALL YOU IN NEW YORK.Copy !req
251. I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T EITHER.Copy !req
252. TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.Copy !req
253. THERE AT THIS FUNERAL.Copy !req
254. EVERYBODY WAS THERE,
MY GOODNESS.Copy !req
255. YOU KNOW, YOUR
UNCLE HAROLD WAS THERE.Copy !req
256. HE TOLD HIS JOKE,
THAT HE ALWAYS TELLS.Copy !req
257. YEAH, YEAH, ABOUT THE TEMPLE,
I KNOW, I KNOW, YEAH.Copy !req
258. YEAH, YEAH, ABE LINCOLN,
HE'S JEWISH.Copy !req
259. WAS VERY GOOD.Copy !req
260. WAS NOT SO GOOD.Copy !req
261. IT WAS JUST DELI.Copy !req
262. BUT I'LL TELL YOU,
PEOPLE BROUGHT OVER,Copy !req
263. IN THE FRIDGE, IT'S DELICIOUS.Copy !req
264. YES, WE HAVE A LOT
OF HARD-BOILED EGGS.Copy !req
265. WAS NICE?Copy !req
266. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
267. HOW WONDERFUL.Copy !req
268. TURNED OUT.Copy !req
269. "BEAUTIFUL SERVICE,
SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS.Copy !req
270. WHERE'S LARRY?"Copy !req
271. TO SEND THEIR CONDOLENCES.Copy !req
272. WHO ELSE CALLED?Copy !req
273. YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T HAVE TO...Copy !req
274. WELL, NO, WHO CALLED?Copy !req
275. MICHAEL ADLER CALLED.Copy !req
276. WITH YOU, UH...Copy !req
277. I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO THIS GUY
IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS.Copy !req
278. OH, WHAT DOES HE WANT
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME FOR?Copy !req
279. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
280. CARUSO'S CALLED,
YOUR SUIT IS READY.Copy !req
281. BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED ITCopy !req
282. FOR JULIE BLUM'S
BAT MITZVAH.Copy !req
283. OH, THAT BAT MITZVAH,
OH, GOD.Copy !req
284. ANYTHING WORSE?Copy !req
285. ANYTHING WORSE?Copy !req
286. GO AHEAD, WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
287. TO CONFIRM DINNER ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
288. OKAY.Copy !req
289. NO, THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.Copy !req
290. CANCEL IT.Copy !req
291. NO, CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
292. TO TELL THEM?Copy !req
293. I DON'T CARE, TELL THEM
WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
294. OKAY.Copy !req
295. HI.Copy !req
296. MARY, HI,
IT'S CHERYL DAVID.Copy !req
297. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO DO DINNER ON SATURDAY.Copy !req
298. WELL, I'M SORRY
TO SAY, BUT...Copy !req
299. LARRY'S MOTHER
JUST PASSED AWAY.Copy !req
300. AND WE'RE JUST GOING
TO TAKE SOME TIME WITH THAT.Copy !req
301. OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
302. OKAY, B'BYE.Copy !req
303. WHAT DID SHE SAY?Copy !req
304. SHE SAID SHE'S VERY SORRY
TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
305. REALLY?Copy !req
306. YEAH, AND SHE
COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD.Copy !req
307. HMPH.Copy !req
308. MICHAEL.Copy !req
309. LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
310. PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
311. I'D LOVE TO,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
312. MY MOM DIED.Copy !req
313. YEAH.Copy !req
314. SO, I'M JUST NOT GONNA
BE DOING MUCH FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
315. OKAY, YEAH,
ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
316. I GET IT TOGETHER.Copy !req
317. HI.Copy !req
318. IT'S LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
319. HEY, I'LL BET JULIE'SCopy !req
320. BAT MITZVAH, HUH?Copy !req
321. UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.Copy !req
322. WELL...Copy !req
323. MY MOTHER DIED.Copy !req
324. TELL JULIE GOOD LUCK,
SORRY I CAN'T BE THERE.Copy !req
325. AND MAZEL TOV.Copy !req
326. YOU TOO, DARLING.Copy !req
327. LARRY, HOW DID YOU EVER LAND
THIS ROLE IN THIS FILM?Copy !req
328. IT'S LIKE
UNBELIEVABLE TO ME.Copy !req
329. I MEAN, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU,
BUT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?Copy !req
330. HE SAW ME AT THE...Copy !req
331. ONE NIGHT IN NEW YORK.Copy !req
332. YOU MEAN AGES AGO?Copy !req
333. YEAH, AGES AGO.Copy !req
334. AND HE REMEMBERED THAT?Copy !req
335. WITH THIS GUY IN THE AUDIENCE,
AND HE THOUGHT, LIKE,Copy !req
336. I COULD PLAY THIS TOUGH JEW,
I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS WEIRD.Copy !req
337. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
338. THANK YOU.Copy !req
339. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
340. HIS HOUSE AND SCREAM AND YELL.Copy !req
341. NO, THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
342. AND YELLING, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
343. I'M TRYING TO CALM DOWN
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
344. SO I DECIDED,
DON'T MOCK.Copy !req
345. I'M GONNA START THIS,
I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE,Copy !req
346. TO MEDITATE.Copy !req
347. YOU KNOW,
I USED TO DO IT.Copy !req
348. DID YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
349. I VAGUELY REMEMBER.Copy !req
350. YEAH, I USED
TO DO IT.Copy !req
351. DO ACTUALLY?Copy !req
352. YOU GET MANTRA,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
353. AND YOU JUST, YOU REPEAT
THIS MANTRA IN YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
354. YOU REPEAT IT?Copy !req
355. YEAH, YOU SAY IT OVER
AND OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
356. THESE MANTRAS?Copy !req
357. A YOGA INSTRUCTOR.Copy !req
358. OH, I'M NOT GONNA,
WHAT DO I HAVE TO,Copy !req
359. OR A MANTRA CLASS?Copy !req
360. ANYTHING YOU WANT.Copy !req
361. YOUR OWN MANTRA.Copy !req
362. HEY, YOU WANT A MANTRA,
I'LL GIVE YOU A MANTRA.Copy !req
363. LONELY, LONELY,Copy !req
364. LONELY.
LONELY...Copy !req
365. YEAH, JUST KEEP
REPEATING IT.Copy !req
366. YOU WANT MINE,
I'LL GIVE YOU MINE.Copy !req
367. IS THAT ALLOWED?Copy !req
368. YEAH, WHO'S GONNA
STOP US?Copy !req
369. NOBODY.Copy !req
370. IT'S TOTALLY
APPLICABLE.Copy !req
371. WHAT IS YOUR MANTRA?Copy !req
372. OKAY.Copy !req
373. ACTUALLY...Copy !req
374. ARE YOU
TAKING IT BACK?Copy !req
375. NO, I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
376. THAT'S IT?
JI...Copy !req
377. JI YA.Copy !req
378. JI YA,
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
379. I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
380. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
381. JI YA, JI YA, JI YA.Copy !req
382. YOU KNOW,
HALF AN HOUR.Copy !req
383. 20 MINUTES,
HALF AN HOUR, JI...Copy !req
384. WHAT?
OH, SHIT.Copy !req
385. OH, THIS GUY,
IT'S WINDELL.Copy !req
386. HE SPOTTED ME.Copy !req
387. OH, HE'S GONNA WANT
TO DO A STOP AND CHAT.Copy !req
388. DON'T, DON'T,
DON'T GO, DON'T GO.Copy !req
389. OH, MY GOD,
I GOT TO, UH...Copy !req
390. OH, WHAT A FUCK.Copy !req
391. I GOT A LOT OF
SHOPPING TO DO.Copy !req
392. HAVE A BLAST.Copy !req
393. HEY, LARRY.
HEY, ED.Copy !req
394. GOOD TO SEE YOU,
WHAT A SURPRISE.Copy !req
395. GOOD PLACE,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
396. YEAH, WE'RE CLOTHES SHOPPING
AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE.Copy !req
397. YOU KNOW, LITTLE DELEE,
"THE PRINCESS".Copy !req
398. SHE'S HOLDING UP
THESE TWO THINGS.Copy !req
399. MORE GROWN UP, DADDY?Copy !req
400. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
401. MY MOTHER...Copy !req
402. JUST DIED.Copy !req
403. OH, LARRY,
I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
404. WITH MY OWN THOUGHTS.Copy !req
405. OH, ABSOLUTELY, JEEZ,
OH, BLESS YOUR HEART.Copy !req
406. ARE WITH YOU.Copy !req
407. YEAH, YEAH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
408. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
409. YEP?Copy !req
410. I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOTHER'S
GRAVE, ADELLE DAVID.Copy !req
411. SHE WAS JUST BURIED.Copy !req
412. UH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
413. I THINK IT'S RIGHT OVER,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
414. YEAH, SHE GOT MOVED,
SPECIAL SECTION.Copy !req
415. WELL, WHAT'S
SPECIAL SECTION?Copy !req
416. YOU'D BETTER TALK
TO THE GENERAL MANAGER.Copy !req
417. TAKE A RIGHT DOWN HERE AND IT'S
THE FIRST BUILDING ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
418. TO A SPECIAL SECTION?Copy !req
419. YES, EVIDENTLY
YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN.Copy !req
420. WELL, I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE,
BUT I WASN'T INFORMED ABOUT IT.Copy !req
421. WELL, OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
422. FOR PEOPLE WHO...Copy !req
423. WELL, WHO JUST DON'TCopy !req
424. CONSECRATED GROUND.Copy !req
425. IT'S A PLACE WHERE WE PUT
THE VILLAINS, THE SUICIDES,Copy !req
426. FROM MIXED MARRIAGES...Copy !req
427. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
428. MISTAKE, OKAY?Copy !req
429. LET ME EXPLAIN,
PLEASE.Copy !req
430. WHEN SHAMASH EXAMINED HER,Copy !req
431. ON THE, UH...Copy !req
432. TATTOO?Copy !req
433. HAD A TATTOO?Copy !req
434. YES, SIR.Copy !req
435. IT'S ON THE RIGHT CHEEK OF HER
RIGHT BUTTOCK IF YOU WILL.Copy !req
436. ON HER ASS?Copy !req
437. ON HER RIGHT BUTTOCK,
YES, SIR, UH, NOW...Copy !req
438. SO, WHAT IF SHE DID
HAVE A TATTOO, SO WHAT?Copy !req
439. ACCORDING TO LABIDICUS,Copy !req
440. IN YOUR FLESH FOR THE DEAD,
NOR INCISE YOURSELF.Copy !req
441. IN OTHER WORDS, TO ADORN
ONESELF IN SUCH A MANNER,Copy !req
442. MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS AGOCopy !req
443. OF COURSE, TO BE AN OFFENSECopy !req
444. IN CONSECRATED GROUND.Copy !req
445. OKAY.Copy !req
446. LOOK, I WASN'T HERE,
I SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE.Copy !req
447. MY FATHER, FOR SOME
REASON DIDN'T CALL ME.Copy !req
448. YOUR DAD WAS HERE.Copy !req
449. IF I WAS HERE, THIS NEVER
WOULD'VE HAPPENED.Copy !req
450. NOW, SIR, I'M HERE NOW
AND I'D LIKE TO RECTIFY THIS.Copy !req
451. I'D LIKE TO GET HER
WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE,Copy !req
452. FOR HER PLOT.Copy !req
453. NOW, IF THERE WAS SOME
YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION,Copy !req
454. AND SHE GOT THIS TATTOO,
WHICH I STILL CAN'T EVENCopy !req
455. WHEN YOU EVEN TELL ME THIS.Copy !req
456. BUT OKAY, SAY SHE DOES HAVE
THIS TATTOO OVER THERE.Copy !req
457. YOU KNOW,
SO, COME ON.Copy !req
458. SO WHAT?Copy !req
459. THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO, SIR.Copy !req
460. THE LAW IS THE LAW.Copy !req
461. THAT'S TWO THINGS
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.Copy !req
462. ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY, WHAT CAN I DO?Copy !req
463. WELL, WHAT ARECopy !req
464. SPECIAL SECTION THING?Copy !req
465. WE CAN'T
KEEP HER THERE.Copy !req
466. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
467. WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.Copy !req
468. THIS SPECIAL SECTION.Copy !req
469. IT'S THE STUPIDEST, STUPIDEST
THING I EVER HEARD OF.Copy !req
470. I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY.Copy !req
471. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
ANYTHING SO INSANE.Copy !req
472. I HAVE HEARD OF IT.Copy !req
473. TO HER STOMACH IF SHE KNEW.Copy !req
474. YES, SHE WOULD
BE UPSET.Copy !req
475. YOU KNOW WHAT, BOTTOM LINE IS,
SHE'D BE SICK TO HER STOMACH.Copy !req
476. THIS TATTOO?Copy !req
477. OH, THE TATTOO, WELL,
WE WERE JUST MARRIED.Copy !req
478. THE BOARDWALK OVER THERE.Copy !req
479. SHE SAW A TATTOO PARLOR.Copy !req
480. SHE SAID,
HEY, LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
481. HAD TATTOOS.Copy !req
482. WITH OUR NAMES.Copy !req
483. WORDS OF LOVE.Copy !req
484. A REAL SHOW OF LOVE.Copy !req
485. I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE,
MY PARENTS MAKING LOVE.Copy !req
486. I CAN'T IMAGINE
YOU MAKING LOVE.Copy !req
487. WELL, WOW.Copy !req
488. HA-HA.Copy !req
489. WELL, THAT LOOKS GOOD.Copy !req
490. WELL, THANK YOU.Copy !req
491. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
492. THANK YOU, HONEY.Copy !req
493. SO, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
494. TURKEY.Copy !req
495. AH, NO, I HAD
TURKEY FOR LUNCH.Copy !req
496. OH, WELL...Copy !req
497. IT'S ALRIGHT,
IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
498. I'M GONNA GO CHECK
ON THAT TURKEY.Copy !req
499. I'LL TAKE
WHATEVER YOU HAVE.Copy !req
500. THANK YOU, NED.Copy !req
501. BAD CALL, HUH?Copy !req
502. FOR LUNCH?Copy !req
503. WELL, WHO KNEW?
I DIDN'T KNOW.Copy !req
504. YOU DOUBLED UP.Copy !req
505. WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
ORDER CHINESE FOOD IN L.A. ?Copy !req
506. WHY, YOU CAN'T ORDER
CHINESE FOOD IN L.A. ?Copy !req
507. THERE'S NO GOOD
CHINESE FOOD IN L.A.Copy !req
508. RIGHT, 'CAUSE ALL THE GOOD
CHINESE COOKS WENT TO NEW YORK.Copy !req
509. ONE BILLION PEOPLE,Copy !req
510. THEY COULDN'T SEND OVER
ONE GOOD CHEF TO LOS ANGELES.Copy !req
511. HOW CAN YOUCopy !req
512. IN L.A. VERSUS NEW YORK?Copy !req
513. ALRIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
514. YOU KNOW WHAT,
COME HERE, COME HERE.Copy !req
515. ALRIGHT,
HERE'S MY IDEA, OKAY.Copy !req
516. I WANT TO GET,
I WANT TO MOVE HER BODY.Copy !req
517. TO WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE,Copy !req
518. TO BE THERE, IT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
519. ABOUT IT.Copy !req
520. AND, UM...Copy !req
521. HOW DO YOU MOVE,
HOW DO YOU MOVE HER?Copy !req
522. I'M GONNA TRY
AND PAY OFF THE GRAVE DIGGER.Copy !req
523. WOW.Copy !req
524. LIKE A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
525. FANTASTIC.Copy !req
526. IT'S NOT DANGEROUS BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING,Copy !req
527. BUT PAY OFF THE GRAVE DIGGER,
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO DO.Copy !req
528. I THINK I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
529. IF HE TAKES THE MONEY, FINE,
IF NOT, WELL, AT LEAST I TRIED.Copy !req
530. THIS MAN TO DIG IT UP?Copy !req
531. I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IF YOU
OFFER SOMEBODY ENOUGH MONEY,Copy !req
532. THEY'LL DO IT.Copy !req
533. I GOT TO TELL YOU,
WE TRIED EVERYTHING WE COULD.Copy !req
534. WE TALKED TO THESE PEOPLE,
THEY WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT.Copy !req
535. IF YOU CAN PAY THIS GUY OFF,
I SAY GO, GO DO IT.Copy !req
536. I'D LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE.Copy !req
537. I'D LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE
A FEW DOLLARS.Copy !req
538. YOU'RE NOT
CONTRIBUTING IN.Copy !req
539. TATTOO THING IS JUST...Copy !req
540. I AGREE WITH YOU,
I AGREE WITH YOU COMPLETELY.Copy !req
541. HONEST TO GOD,
I THINK IT'S A GREAT...Copy !req
542. IT'S TERRIBLE.Copy !req
543. QUIET, QUIET.Copy !req
544. WE'LL DO IT.Copy !req
545. NO, I THINK
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
546. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
547. SCARY IDEA.Copy !req
548. Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya.Copy !req
549. YEAH, WHO IS IT?Copy !req
550. IT'S ME.Copy !req
551. YEAH.
L.D. ?Copy !req
552. I CAN'T, I, I...Copy !req
553. What's the matter,
huh?Copy !req
554. I'M MEDITATING.Copy !req
555. OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE KIDDING.Copy !req
556. NO, I'M JUST GETTING INTO THIS
AND IT'S STARTING TO WORK.Copy !req
557. I JUST DIDN'T, I FORGOT
TO TURN THE PHONE OFF.Copy !req
558. I'M JUST
SO PISSED OFF.Copy !req
559. OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
560. ACTUALLY, THAT'S KIND OF
WHAT I'M CALLING ABOUT.Copy !req
561. About what?Copy !req
562. ABOUT THE MANTRA.Copy !req
563. THE MANTRA?Copy !req
564. IT'S GOOD BY THE WAY,
IT'S WORKING.Copy !req
565. I HAVE TO CALL TO SEE,
MAYBE I COULD GET IT BACK.Copy !req
566. GET IT BACK?Copy !req
567. WHAT IS THAT,
YOU GAVE IT TO ME?Copy !req
568. BUT I CHANGED MY MIND,
I'D LIKE TO GET IT BACK.Copy !req
569. YOU CAN'T BE
AN EAST INDIAN-GIVER.Copy !req
570. WELL, I KNOW, I HAD IT FIRST,
KIND OF, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
571. Yeah, you did,
but you let me have it.Copy !req
572. AND NOW IT'S PART
OF MY WHOLE BEING.Copy !req
573. OF THIS MANTRA.Copy !req
574. AND IT'S BEEN WORKING.Copy !req
575. You know, really Larry,
it's not fair.Copy !req
576. WELL, WHAT ABOUT
SPLITTING IT WITH ME?Copy !req
577. SPLITTING IT, WHAT IS THIS,
A TIME SHARE IN THE HAMPTONS?Copy !req
578. You don't
split a mantra.Copy !req
579. WELL, WHO SAID YOU CAN'T
SPLIT A MANTRA, WHY CAN'T YOU?Copy !req
580. IT STRIKES ME AS BEING A TAD,
YOU KNOW, HOMOSEXUAL.Copy !req
581. IT'S NOT A GAY THING.Copy !req
582. No, I mean,
we're not homosexual.Copy !req
583. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME,
I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.Copy !req
584. I KNOW I'M NOT
A HOMOSEXUAL.Copy !req
585. I KNOW, BUT I'M REALLY HAVING
A DIFFICULT TIME GIVING IT BACK.Copy !req
586. I MEAN, YOU DID A NICE TURN,
AND, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
587. AND NOW, YOU'RE RENEGING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
588. IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
MY MOTHER JUST DIED.Copy !req
589. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
590. Alright, fine.Copy !req
591. YEAH?Copy !req
592. OH, FABULOUS.Copy !req
593. DON'T EVEN THINK
TWICE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
594. Alright, great,
so we'll split it.Copy !req
595. YEAH, ALRIGHT,
OKAY, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
596. ALRIGHT, MAN, BYE.Copy !req
597. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
598. LEWIS.Copy !req
599. LEWIS, HOW'S LEWIS?Copy !req
600. HE'S GOOD.Copy !req
601. YEAH?Copy !req
602. I AM EXHAUSTED.Copy !req
603. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
604. GOODNIGHT, HONEY.Copy !req
605. GOODNIGHT?Copy !req
606. REALLY,
GOODNIGHT?Copy !req
607. GOODNIGHT.Copy !req
608. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
609. WHAT AM I DOING?Copy !req
610. NO, NO, PLEASE.Copy !req
611. HONEY, I JUST SHOWERED.Copy !req
612. WHAT, SO WHAT, THAT'S GOOD,
THAT'S GOOD FOR ME.Copy !req
613. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING
INTO ALL THAT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
614. WHAT, WHY NOT?Copy !req
615. I'M VERY TIRED.Copy !req
616. YOU'RE KIDDING.
NOPE.Copy !req
617. REALLY?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
618. YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST THAT I'VE
BEEN GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME.Copy !req
619. WELL, WITH
MY MOTHER AND ALL.Copy !req
620. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
621. OH, HONEY.Copy !req
622. HEY!Copy !req
623. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
624. REMEMBER ME?Copy !req
625. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
626. MEET ME AT THE GRAVE.Copy !req
627. EIGHT O'CLOCK TONIGHT.Copy !req
628. SOME FRIENDS TO HELP.Copy !req
629. HELP WHAT?Copy !req
630. DIG.Copy !req
631. LOOK ALIKE.Copy !req
632. COMPLETELY,
COMPLETELY LOST.Copy !req
633. WATCH YOUR FEET.Copy !req
634. THESE THINGS, YOU'LL TRIP...Copy !req
635. HEY, OVER HERE.Copy !req
636. HEY.Copy !req
637. HEY!Copy !req
638. YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
639. YEAH, WELL,
WE GOT KIND OF LOST.Copy !req
640. THE SPECIAL SECTION.Copy !req
641. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
642. HERE YOU GO,
GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
643. THANK YOU.Copy !req
644. ENJOY YOUR WORK.Copy !req
645. THANK YOU.Copy !req
646. HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
647. FOUR SHOVELS.Copy !req
648. ASSHOLE.Copy !req
649. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
650. Ji ya.Copy !req
651. Ji ya.Copy !req
652. Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya.Copy !req
653. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
654. YOUR FRIEND,
RICHARD LEWIS.Copy !req
655. OH, RICHIE BOY!Copy !req
656. LARRY.Copy !req
657. OH, A LITTLE
POP-IN, HUH?Copy !req
658. YEAH, A LITTLE BIT
OF A POP-IN.Copy !req
659. NO CALL?Copy !req
660. NO, HAPPY?Copy !req
661. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
662. YOU SO NICELY LENT TO ME,Copy !req
663. THAT I SAID,
MAYBE 400,000 TIMES.Copy !req
664. JI YA, WHAT, WHAT?Copy !req
665. MEDITATION STUFF.Copy !req
666. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
667. WELL, YOU CAN TAKE JI YA,Copy !req
668. UP YOUR ASS.Copy !req
669. WHAT IT MEANS?Copy !req
670. NO, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
671. FUCK ME.Copy !req
672. FUCK ME!Copy !req
673. FUCK YOU!Copy !req
674. HMM.Copy !req
675. BEAUTIFUL DAY,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
676. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
677. YOU HEAR THE BIRDS?Copy !req
678. MM-HM.Copy !req
679. SOMETIMES, I LIKE
TO PRETEND THAT I'M DEAF.Copy !req
680. AND I TRY (IMAGINE
WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE.Copy !req
681. RIGHT.Copy !req
682. TO HEAR THEM.Copy !req
683. IT'S NOT SO BAD.Copy !req
684. SOMEBODY?Copy !req
685. NO.Copy !req
686. HMM.Copy !req
687. HI.Copy !req
688. AND TALK TO YOU PLEASE?Copy !req
689. OH, UH, SURE.Copy !req
690. YOU DON'T MIND?
THANK YOU.Copy !req
691. WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LARRY DAVID,
MA'AM, CAN YOU HELP US?Copy !req
692. OH, WHY?Copy !req
693. IS HE HERE, MA'AM?Copy !req
694. WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.Copy !req
695. WITH HIM, MA'AM.Copy !req
696. HEY, HEY, THAT'S HIM,
THAT'S THE GUY.Copy !req
697. MR. DAVID?Copy !req
698. WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU
TO COME WITH US, SIR.Copy !req
699. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
700. EVIDENTLY YOU'VE BEEN PASSING
SOME BAD BILLS AROUND TOWN, SIR.Copy !req
701. OUT WITH THAT?Copy !req
702. COUNTERFEIT BILLS, SIR.Copy !req
703. YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
704. COUNTERFEIT BILLS.Copy !req
705. OH, OH, OKAY,
ALRIGHT.Copy !req
706. OKAY, I KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED HERE.Copy !req
707. I WAS IN THIS MOVIE.Copy !req
708. AND THEY GAVE ME THIS MONEY,
THIS COUNTERFEIT MONEY.Copy !req
709. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
710. AND, AND, NO,
I'LL, LOOK.Copy !req
711. RELAX YOUR ARMS, SIR.Copy !req
712. WHAT, YOU CAN'T
BE SERIOUS.Copy !req
713. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY,
I'LL GIVE YOU REAL MONEY.Copy !req
714. NO, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU
REAL MONEY.Copy !req
715. MY MOTHER DIED,
MY MOTHER DIED!Copy !req
716. I'M VERY SORRY.Copy !req
717. JI YA!Copy !req
718. JI YA!Copy !req
719. Captions Copyright 2002Copy !req
720. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
721. Captioned byCopy !req