1. ible byCopy !req
2. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
3. FOUR FOR DAVID.Copy !req
4. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
5. NO, I'M NOT
FINDING THAT.Copy !req
6. TRY BRAUDY.Copy !req
7. B-R-A-U-D-Y.Copy !req
8. HERE WE GO,
FOR FOUR.Copy !req
9. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
10. THEY HAVEN'T ARRIVED YET,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SEATED?Copy !req
11. SURE.Copy !req
12. OKAY, RIGHT THIS WAY.Copy !req
13. I'M LOOKING.Copy !req
14. I'LL TELL YOU THAT.Copy !req
15. HI.
HEY.Copy !req
16. HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.Copy !req
17. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
18. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
19. GOOD TO SEE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
20. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
LET ME GUESS.Copy !req
21. WE'RE GONNA
TAKE A NAP, YEAH.Copy !req
22. WE'RE GONNA MEET SOME FRIENDS
AND HAVE DINNER.Copy !req
23. JUST FRIENDS.Copy !req
24. OKAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY
IN YOUR LIFE THERE.Copy !req
25. I MEANT, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN GENERAL?Copy !req
26. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
27. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M INVESTING IN A RESTAURANT?Copy !req
28. WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING?
NO REASON TO TOUCH.Copy !req
29. OH, I'M SORRY, DID I
OVERSTEP MY BOUNDARY?Copy !req
30. NO TOUCHING HERE.Copy !req
31. FOR THE RESTAURANT?Copy !req
32. NO, I JUST THINK IT WILL BE
A FUN THING TO DO, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
33. TO THEIR TABLE.Copy !req
34. SO, YOU'LL BE WORKING THERE,
YOU'LL BE LIKE, A BUS BOY?Copy !req
35. NO, REMEMBER WHENCopy !req
36. IN NEW YORK?Copy !req
37. BUT I DIDN'T INVEST,
I JUST WENT THERE AND I LEFT.Copy !req
38. I DIDN'T LOCK UP.Copy !req
39. THE RESTAURANT?Copy !req
40. I'M NOT GONNA
LOCK UP.Copy !req
41. ALRIGHT, SEE YOU THERE,
ROCCO.Copy !req
42. I WENT WITH ROCCO.Copy !req
43. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
44. NICE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
45. GOODNIGHT, PAUL,
SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
46. LARRY, YOU ARE
SO RUDE.Copy !req
47. WHY?Copy !req
48. YOU DIDN'T SAY
ONE WORD TO MINDY.Copy !req
49. YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK IN HER
DIRECTION THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
50. DID YOU SAY
ANYTHING TO HER?Copy !req
51. ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
52. I SAID HELLO,
DIDN'T I?Copy !req
53. I DON'T THINK
YOU DID, HONESTLY.Copy !req
54. NO.
I DIDN'T SAY HELLO?Copy !req
55. NO, I SAID HELLO.Copy !req
56. I DON'T THINK YOU DID,
ACTUALLY.Copy !req
57. CAUGHT UP IN PAUL.Copy !req
58. YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LOOK OVER AT HER.Copy !req
59. OH, SHE MUST THINK
I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE.Copy !req
60. YEAH.Copy !req
61. NOTICE HER?Copy !req
62. WELL, I MEAN,
I SMELLED HER PERFUME.Copy !req
63. YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD
NOT TO NOTICE.Copy !req
64. WELL, SHE OWNS
A PERFUME SHOP.Copy !req
65. OH, THE WHOLE NIGHT IS JUST,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
66. BYE, BYE.Copy !req
67. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WAVE
GOOD-BYE OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
68. OH, BY THE WAY,
WHEN THE CHECK COMES TONIGHT,Copy !req
69. STU CAN PICK IT UP,
OKAY?Copy !req
70. DON'T PICK UP
THE CHECK.Copy !req
71. YEAH, I PAID
THE LAST TWO TIMES...Copy !req
72. YOU HAVE.Copy !req
73. HE RUNS TO THE BATHROOM,
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT?Copy !req
74. THE CHECK COMES.Copy !req
75. I'VE NOTICED
THE BATHROOM TRICK.Copy !req
76. YEAH, HE'S REALLY GOT
THAT BATHROOM TRICK DOWN.Copy !req
77. HE REALLY DOES.Copy !req
78. HI.Copy !req
79. LATE, LATE.Copy !req
80. HI, NO, YOU'RE NOT LATE,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
81. GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
82. WE WOULD'VE BEEN HERE
10 MINUTES EARLIERCopy !req
83. TO FIND A PARKING SPACE.Copy !req
84. PLEASE, I'M NOT GONNA
VALET THE CAR.Copy !req
85. CADILLAC CTS.Copy !req
86. DRIVES LIKE A DREAM.Copy !req
87. I'M GONNA GIVE IT
TO THE FREAKING VALET?Copy !req
88. YEAH, NO,
IT'S OUR THIRD CHILD.Copy !req
89. INTO THE REISERS OUTSIDE?Copy !req
90. WE SAW THEM, BUT WE,
YOU KNOW, NO EYE CONTACT.Copy !req
91. NO, THEY DIDN'T,
THEY DIDN'T SEE US.Copy !req
92. SO, I GUESS
THEY'RE NOT INVITEDCopy !req
93. AT YOUR HOUSE?Copy !req
94. UM, NO.Copy !req
95. NO, NO, I DON'T THINK IT
WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, DO YOU?Copy !req
96. AH, IT JUST FELT LIKE
IT WOULD BE HYPOCRITICAL.Copy !req
97. OPEN YOUR HOUSE TO THIS BENEFIT.Copy !req
98. AND YOUR HEARTS.Copy !req
99. IT'S A BIG UNDERTAKING.Copy !req
100. IT IS A BIG
UNDERTAKING.Copy !req
101. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, I GETCopy !req
102. MY LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
103. I CANNOT WAIT.Copy !req
104. SHE'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
105. THAT FIRST ALBUM,
THE SONG "YOU OUGHT TO KNOW".Copy !req
106. YEAH, RIGHT, AND SHE'S REFERRING
TO THIS MR. DUPLICITY...Copy !req
107. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
108. OH, WHEN YOU SAID
MR. DUPLICITY,Copy !req
109. REFERRING TO ME, BUT I...Copy !req
110. AND YOU KNOW WHO IT'S ABOUT,
HER GUITAR PLAYER.Copy !req
111. NO, IT'S A BIG SECRET.Copy !req
112. SHE'S NEVER SAID,
SHE HAS NEVER,
SHE'S NEVER SAID.Copy !req
113. ABOUT THE FAMILY.Copy !req
114. OH, YEAH,
OR HER MANAGER.Copy !req
115. I THINK I'VE
HEARD HER MANAGER.Copy !req
116. BUT IT'S
THIS HUGE SECRET.Copy !req
117. SHE'LL TELL ME,
PEOPLE CONFIDE IN ME.Copy !req
118. SHE'LL OPEN UP
TO YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
119. THEY DO, EVERYBODY
OPENS UP TO ME.Copy !req
120. I'LL FIND OUT.Copy !req
121. I'M GONNA FIND OUT
THE BIG SECRET.Copy !req
122. OKAY, GOOD.Copy !req
123. SO, YOUR PARENTS
ARE OUT HERE NOW.Copy !req
124. YEAH, YEAH,
THEY MOVED OUT.Copy !req
125. HOW'S YOUR MOM?Copy !req
126. AH, YOU KNOW, SO SO.Copy !req
127. YEAH.Copy !req
128. FOR SOME WINE?Copy !req
129. I COULD, YEAH.Copy !req
130. OH, THAT WAS GOOD.Copy !req
131. THAT WAS GREAT.Copy !req
132. OH, IT'S OFFICIAL,
I'M NOW FULL.Copy !req
133. NOW YOU ARE.Copy !req
134. THE FAT BOY'S SPECIAL.Copy !req
135. YOU'RE DONE?Copy !req
136. I'M GONNA GO TO
THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM.Copy !req
137. FAT BOY'S ROOM.Copy !req
138. I KNOW, OKAY.Copy !req
139. NO, IT'S
THE FAT BOYS SPECIAL.Copy !req
140. YOU'VE DONE.Copy !req
141. HE KNOWS.Copy !req
142. WELL, IT WAS GOOD
TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN.Copy !req
143. TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
144. WON'T SEE EACH OTHER 'TIL...Copy !req
145. PROBABLY THE BENEFIT.Copy !req
146. I SAID, DON'T
PICK UP THE CHECK!Copy !req
147. WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS IT,
BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
148. ALRIGHT,
I'M GOING OUT.Copy !req
149. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
150. ABOUT MINDY REISER?Copy !req
151. TO HER, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
152. I COULD'VE AT LEAST ASKED HER
ABOUT THE PERFUME STORE.Copy !req
153. ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
154. YEAH, NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER
JUST BE NICE TO HER.Copy !req
155. AH, SHE THINKS I'M
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SCHMUCK.Copy !req
156. HEY, LAR.Copy !req
157. TO CHERYL.Copy !req
158. HEY, WANDA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
159. I HAVE SOME NEWS.Copy !req
160. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
161. UH, YEAH, AND NO.Copy !req
162. BUT I GOT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
163. GET OVER HERE TOO.Copy !req
164. OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE SO SERIOUS.Copy !req
165. IT'S BIG.Copy !req
166. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
167. OKAY.Copy !req
168. MY BROTHER, HIS BEST FRIEND
WORKS FOR THE C.I.A.Copy !req
169. THE HIGHEST SOURCE POSSIBLE,Copy !req
170. THIS WEEKEND IN L.A.Copy !req
171. YEAH, AND YOU CANNOT
TELL A SOUL.Copy !req
172. MY BROTHER TOLD ME, BUT I'M
NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
173. BUT YOU KNOW, I HAD TO,
YOU MY GIRL, I HAD TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
174. THANK YOU.Copy !req
175. I'M GETTING
OUT OF TOWN.Copy !req
176. I'M GOING TO VEGAS
WITH MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
177. I ADVISE Y'ALL
TO DO THE SAME.Copy !req
178. WHAT KIND OF ATTACK?Copy !req
179. ATTACK, LARRY,
ANTHRAX, A BOMB,Copy !req
180. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
181. IT COULD BE SOMETHING CRAZY,
WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
182. AND THIS IS...Copy !req
183. THEY SAID IT'S LIKE 90% SURE
THAT SOMETHING'S GONNA GO DOWN.Copy !req
184. WHY CAN'T
WE TELL ANYBODY?Copy !req
185. BECAUSE THEY DON'T
WANT PANIC, CHERYL.Copy !req
186. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE
NOT TELLING ANYBODY.Copy !req
187. WE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
188. YEAH, YOU GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
189. ACTUALLY,
THIS WEEKEND IS BIG.Copy !req
190. N.R.D.C. BENEFIT THAT WE'VE
BEEN WORKING ON FOR MONTHS.Copy !req
191. WHAT?Copy !req
192. IS GONNA BE THERE.Copy !req
193. I MEAN, I'M JUST,
I'M THINKING OUT LOUD.Copy !req
194. WELL, WHY DON'TCopy !req
195. THAT'S MORE
SUITED FOR YOU.Copy !req
196. POSTPONE THE BENEFIT,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
197. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SAY THIS,
BUT LARRY'S RIGHT.Copy !req
198. IF WE DON'T SHOW UP
AT THE BENEFIT,
WHAT WILL PEOPLE...Copy !req
199. IF, WHAT?Copy !req
200. LOOK, OKAY,
LOOK, I DID MY PART.Copy !req
201. YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
I HAD TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
202. THANK YOU.Copy !req
203. I'M GOING TO VEGAS.Copy !req
204. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
205. Y'ALL OUT YOUR MIND.Copy !req
206. I'M SITTING HERE
TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE,Copy !req
207. THEY'RE TALKING
ABOUT A DAMN BENEFIT.Copy !req
208. WELL, CALL ME
WHEN YOU GET BACK INTO TOWN.Copy !req
209. YOU'LL BE HERE.Copy !req
210. WOW.Copy !req
211. YEAH, LARRY.Copy !req
212. I JUST DON'T SEE HOW
WE CAN LEAVE THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
213. I MEAN, THIS WHOLE
N.R.D.C. BENEFIT WAS MY IDEA.Copy !req
214. INTO HAVING IT AT THEIR HOUSE.Copy !req
215. IS COMING TO SING.Copy !req
216. I MEAN, I JUST...Copy !req
217. I CAN'T LEAVE TOWN.Copy !req
218. WELL, MAYBE, UH...Copy !req
219. YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I CAN...Copy !req
220. I CAN GO.Copy !req
221. GONNA GO?Copy !req
222. TO PEBBLE BEACH, MAYBE?Copy !req
223. MM-HMM, DO YOU THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?Copy !req
224. WELL...Copy !req
225. IF SOMETHING DID HAPPEN?Copy !req
226. THEN AT LEAST, YOU KNOW,
ONE OF US WOULD...Copy !req
227. SURVIVE.Copy !req
228. IF WE'RE GONNA GO,Copy !req
229. GO TOGETHER.Copy !req
230. WELL, NOT NECESSARILY.Copy !req
231. BOTH OF US TO...Copy !req
232. PERISH.Copy !req
233. SO, YOU'D BE FINE
GOING ON WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
234. WELL, IT WOULD BE...Copy !req
235. AT FIRST I'M SURE.Copy !req
236. OF A LIFE.Copy !req
237. OKAY, IF YOU FEEL
GOOD ABOUT...Copy !req
238. ONE OF US...Copy !req
239. ONE SURVIVING,Copy !req
240. AND YOU CANCopy !req
241. OF YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
242. GO GOLF THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
243. THINK ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'LL THINK
ABOUT IT.Copy !req
244. HEY, MINDY.Copy !req
245. OH, LARRY,
PAUL'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
246. OH, UH, I CAME
ACTUALLY TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
247. A FEW MINUTES?Copy !req
248. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU,
IT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
249. YOU CAME TO SEE ME?Copy !req
250. YEAH.Copy !req
251. WHAT FOR?Copy !req
252. OKAY, THIS IS GOING
TO SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY.Copy !req
253. BUT BELIEVE ME,
IT'S ALL TRUE.Copy !req
254. WORKS IN THE C.I.A.Copy !req
255. THAT THERE'S GOINGCopy !req
256. THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
257. IT SOUNDS CRAZY.Copy !req
258. I'M NOT
PUTTING YOU ON.
YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON.Copy !req
259. THIS IS A JOKE,
OH, LARRY, COME ON.Copy !req
260. MINDY, MINDY,
THIS IS NOT A JOKE,
THIS IS THE TRUTH.Copy !req
261. UP TO THIS?Copy !req
262. NO, HE DIDN'T PUT ME UP TO IT,
I HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKEN TO HIM.Copy !req
263. IN THE GOVERNMENT?Copy !req
264. TOTALLY RELIABLE.Copy !req
265. ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
266. MINDY, YOU'RE LIFE
IS IN DANGER.Copy !req
267. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
268. MY GOD, WHAT KIND OF ATTACK
IS IT GONNA BE?Copy !req
269. I DON'T KNOW,
IT WASN'T VERY SPECIFIC.Copy !req
270. WHERE?Copy !req
271. I DON'T KNOW,
IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.Copy !req
272. IT'S IN L.A.Copy !req
273. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
OH MY GOD, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
274. OKAY?Copy !req
275. MY SISTER.Copy !req
276. NO, NO, NO,
YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
277. I HAVE TO CALL MY MOTHER,
SHE'S 80 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
278. SHE CAN'T SURVIVE
A TERRORIST ATTACK.Copy !req
279. WELL, YOU CAN'T
SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
280. MINDY.Copy !req
281. OKAY, OKAY,
SHE LIVES IN ORANGE COUNTY.Copy !req
282. SO, SHE'S KIND
OF FAR AWAY.Copy !req
283. THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO ORANGE COUNTY,
THE TERRORISTS.Copy !req
284. BELIEVE ME, THEY HAVE
NOTHING IN ORANGE COUNTY.Copy !req
285. OKAY, ALRIGHT, SO, WE'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF TOWN, HUH?Copy !req
286. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
287. OKAY, MAYBE WE'LL GO
TO THE DESERT, HUH?Copy !req
288. WILL BE GOOD?Copy !req
289. PALM SPRINGS?Copy !req
290. PALM SPRINGS IS VERY,
YES, WHY NOT?Copy !req
291. IT'S 90 MINUTES,
IT'S VERY NICE, YEAH.Copy !req
292. WHEN YOU'RE THERE?Copy !req
293. FOUR SEASONS.Copy !req
294. FOUR SEASONS?Copy !req
295. YEAH.Copy !req
296. MAYBE WE'LL GO THERE,
OR WE COULD GO UP NORTH MAYBE.Copy !req
297. THIS TIME OF YEAR.Copy !req
298. AND CHERYL GOING?Copy !req
299. WE CAN'T GO.Copy !req
300. YOU CAN'T, OH,
THAT BRAUDY'S N.R.D.C. EVENT.Copy !req
301. OH, YOU KNOW ABOUT
THAT THING, HUH?Copy !req
302. I KNOW ABOUT IT.Copy !req
303. IN THE MAIL OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
304. I DON'T WANT TO GET
IN THE MIDDLE OF...Copy !req
305. NO, LISTEN, I KNOWCopy !req
306. DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.Copy !req
307. IT'S BETWEEN US
AND THE BRAUDYS,Copy !req
308. BUT IT'S AMAZING THATCopy !req
309. FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
310. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
311. WELL, CHERYL WANTED TO LEAVE,
AND I THOUGHT IT'S BEST THATCopy !req
312. WE GO TO THE BENEFIT.Copy !req
313. IT'S AMAZING.Copy !req
314. OKAY, I HAVE A MILLION
THINGS TO DO,Copy !req
315. BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS
ABOUT SOMETHING.Copy !req
316. WHY DID YOU TELL ME?Copy !req
317. TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
318. YOU'RE FRIENDS,
WE LIKE YOU SO MUCH,Copy !req
319. YOU AND PAUL,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
320. I WAS DRIVING AROUND,
I SAW YOUR SHOP, I THOUGHT,Copy !req
321. I'VE GOT TO TELL MINDY.Copy !req
322. MISJUDGED YOU.Copy !req
323. I CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH.Copy !req
324. YOU ARE AN
AMAZING PERSON.Copy !req
325. HUMAN BEING.Copy !req
326. AND I JUST CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH.Copy !req
327. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE
A GOOD FRIEND IS ALL.Copy !req
328. LISTEN!Copy !req
329. SAMPLES HERE.Copy !req
330. TO TAKE THESE.Copy !req
331. UM, GIVE THEM
TO CHERYL, OKAY?Copy !req
332. WITH MY LOVE.Copy !req
333. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
334. THERE,
SHE'LL LIKE THESE.Copy !req
335. NOTHING FOR MEN?Copy !req
336. OH, YEAH, HERE.Copy !req
337. UH, YEAH,
YOU'LL LIKE THESE.Copy !req
338. THIS IS AFTER SHAVE.Copy !req
339. UH-HUH.Copy !req
340. THIS IS BEFORE SHAVE.Copy !req
341. GOT YOU SOME OF THESE,
THESE ARE SAMPLES.Copy !req
342. WHAT?Copy !req
343. FROM MINDY REISER'S SHOP.Copy !req
344. REALLY?Copy !req
345. WELL, I WISH I WOULD'VE
KNOWN YOU WERE GOING.Copy !req
346. THAT WANDA WEARS THAT I LOVE.Copy !req
347. OH.Copy !req
348. WOULD'VE HAD YOU
PICK ME UP A LITTLE BOTTLE.Copy !req
349. WHY DID YOU GO THERE?Copy !req
350. YOU KNOW, KIND OF APOLOGIZE
FOR THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
351. LARRY DAVID,
APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
352. WELL, I THINK
THAT'S VERY—Copy !req
353. WHY, IS THAT UNUSUAL?Copy !req
354. IT'S UNUSUAL, YES,
HIGHLY UNUSUAL, YES.Copy !req
355. TO SOMEBODY EVERYDAY.Copy !req
356. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
357. WHO SAYS I'M SORRY
MORE THAN ME?Copy !req
358. IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
359. HELLO.Copy !req
360. HI, PAUL.Copy !req
361. PAUL REISER?Copy !req
362. YEAH, OH.Copy !req
363. HELLO?Copy !req
364. HEY.Copy !req
365. UM, YEAH,
PRETTY MUCH.Copy !req
366. YEAH, I, WELL...Copy !req
367. I DON'T KNOW, 90%.Copy !req
368. UH, WELL,
HEY, COME ON.Copy !req
369. WELL, OF COURSE,
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
370. I'M HAPPY TO.Copy !req
371. YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
372. WELL, YOU TAKE CARE.Copy !req
373. ALRIGHT, BYE.Copy !req
374. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
375. OH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I WENT
TO APOLOGIZE TO HIS WIFE.Copy !req
376. OH.Copy !req
377. AND WHAT WAS 90% ?Copy !req
378. HAPPEN AGAIN.Copy !req
379. YOU KNOW,
THAT I'D IGNORE HER.Copy !req
380. RIGHT.Copy !req
381. UM, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
DOING A LOT OF THINKING,Copy !req
382. RECONSIDER GOING TO THIS.Copy !req
383. WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
384. NO.Copy !req
385. I MEAN, THIS IS CRAZY,
TO HANG AROUND HERE, WHAT FOR?Copy !req
386. STAY RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
387. ALL THE CARS?Copy !req
388. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
389. WE JUST MISSED OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
390. HI.Copy !req
391. HEY, STU.Copy !req
392. HI, LARRY AND CHERYL.Copy !req
393. THANK YOU.Copy !req
394. WHERE'S ALL THE CARS?Copy !req
395. PLEASE COME IN.Copy !req
396. THE PARTY'S IN
FULL SWING HERE, COME ON.Copy !req
397. ONES HERE?Copy !req
398. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?Copy !req
399. I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED
YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
400. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S A TERRORIST ATTACKCopy !req
401. THE ENTIRE CITY OF LOS ANGELES.Copy !req
402. THIS WEEKEND.Copy !req
403. YOU'LL NOTICE
IS NOT HERE.Copy !req
404. OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
405. SHE GOT VERY NERVOUS,
SO SHE SAID NO,Copy !req
406. SHE WASN'T
GONNA SING.Copy !req
407. SHE LEFT TOWN.Copy !req
408. REALLY?Copy !req
409. 'CAUSE SHE HEARD,
JUST KIND OF SPREAD.Copy !req
410. IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT'VE
STARTED WITH MINDY REISER.Copy !req
411. AND, GUESS
WHO TOLD MINDY?Copy !req
412. WHO?Copy !req
413. ME?Copy !req
414. WHAT?Copy !req
415. ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
416. OKAY, SO YOU KNEW.Copy !req
417. WHAT WANDA SAID!Copy !req
418. SHE SAID, DON'T CAUSE A PANIC,
DON'T TELL PEOPLE.Copy !req
419. THIS DISCUSSION?Copy !req
420. YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE
EMBARRASSING, OKAY...Copy !req
421. NO, THIS IS
A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
422. BEYOND BELIEF IS WHAT THIS IS.Copy !req
423. THE OTHER NIGHT,Copy !req
424. AND I DIDN'T TALK
TO HER, AND I—Copy !req
425. THIS WEEKEND?Copy !req
426. YEAH, BUT THERE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ONE, THEY DIDN'T DO IT!Copy !req
427. MINDY REISER?Copy !req
428. MORE TIMES.Copy !req
429. SHE OPENS HER MOUTH.Copy !req
430. YOU CAN'T TELL
THAT WOMAN ANYTHING.Copy !req
431. WE DON'T TALK TO HER?Copy !req
432. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
433. AND BY THE WAY LARRY,Copy !req
434. ABOUT THIS TERRORIST ATTAC.Copy !req
435. I DIDN'T TELL
ANYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
436. WELL, YOU TOLD MINDY.Copy !req
437. THAT'S REALLY
NICE OF YOU.Copy !req
438. LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU CALL
YOUR FRIENDS, THE REISERS?Copy !req
439. WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HAVE
A LITTLE BITE WITH THEM?Copy !req
440. SINCE YOU SNUBBED THEM AND ALL,
GO AHEAD, ALRIGHT!Copy !req
441. I AM GOING TO BED.Copy !req
442. WITH THE REISERS.Copy !req
443. EVERY NOW AND THEN.Copy !req
444. DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
445. I KNOW WHAT YOU DO,
EVERY TIME THE CHECK COMES,Copy !req
446. HOW YOU RUN OFF
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
447. YOU DON'T THINK
I SEE THAT?Copy !req
448. OH, FUCK YOU.Copy !req
449. HONEY, DON'T!Copy !req
450. WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW
ABOUT THAT BATHROOM TRICK?Copy !req
451. BATHROOM TRICK.Copy !req
452. GO TO HELL!Copy !req
453. THE BATHROOM TRICK?Copy !req
454. I GOT A PROBLEM,
A MEDICAL PROBLEM.Copy !req
455. OH, YEAH,
YOU GOT A PROBLEM.Copy !req
456. PAYING MONEY.Copy !req
457. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
458. I'LL TAKE ONE,
THANKS.Copy !req
459. MM, VERY GOOD.Copy !req
460. WHO'S THE CHEF?Copy !req
461. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
462. I SHOULDN'T ASK HIM.Copy !req
463. NO, I DON'T
THINK YOU SHOULD.Copy !req
464. THANK YOU, OKAY,
THAT'S ENOUGH, COME ON.Copy !req
465. I JUST WANT TO KNOW,
FOR THE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
466. NOT TO TELL ANYBODY?Copy !req
467. ANYTHING TO ANYONE.Copy !req
468. YOU TELL MINDY REISER?Copy !req
469. I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.Copy !req
470. SO, I GUESS WHAT WE SHOULD DO
IS JUST HAVE IT HERE.Copy !req
471. WHAT?Copy !req
472. AND HAVE IT HERE.Copy !req
473. OKAY.Copy !req
474. AND I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO ASK
THE BRAUDYS TO COME OVER.Copy !req
475. THE BRAUDYS?Copy !req
476. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
477. THEY'RE NOT COMING,
FORGET IT.Copy !req
478. OVER THE LINE TONIGHT.Copy !req
479. INVITE THE REISERS,
NOT THE BRAUDYS.Copy !req
480. FOR SPITE.Copy !req
481. THIS ISN'T
A GAME, LARRY.Copy !req
482. BRAUDYS, FREAKING.Copy !req
483. EVERYTHING'S FREAKING
WITH THIS GUY.Copy !req
484. WHAT IS, HE CAN'T
SAY THE WORD FUCK?Copy !req
485. WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY THEY'D BE UPSET, LARRY.Copy !req
486. FREAKING ASSHOLE.Copy !req
487. YOU DON'T GARGLE MUCH,
DO YOU?Copy !req
488. IT'S FUN.Copy !req
489. THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
490. WELL, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUTCopy !req
491. FOR THE N.R.D.C.Copy !req
492. HEY, LARRY, HOW COME
YOU NEVER TOLD ME?Copy !req
493. ABOUT IT?Copy !req
494. NEVER TOLD ME?Copy !req
495. I WASN'T ALLOWED
TO TELL ANYONE.Copy !req
496. YOU TOLD SOMEBODY.Copy !req
497. I MEAN, I FOUND OUT.Copy !req
498. SO, YOU COULD'VE
TOLD ME SOMETHING?Copy !req
499. I COULD TELL,
TOO MANY PEOPLE,Copy !req
500. I JUST WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO.Copy !req
501. YOU KNOW, MY KIDS
COULD'VE BEEN WIPED OUT.Copy !req
502. YOU KNOW, THEY GO
TO SCHOOL, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
503. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S OKAY,
NOTHING HAPPENED.Copy !req
504. I KNOW, BUT, I MEAN,
SOMETHING COULD'VE HAPPENED,Copy !req
505. WE COULD'VE BEEN KILLED,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
506. YOU COULD'VE JUST GIVEN ME
A LITTLE HINT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
507. OKAY, NEXT TIME,
I'LL TELL YOU.Copy !req
508. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
509. I'LL TELL YOU NEXT TIME,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
510. YOU COULD'VE
SAID SOMETHING.Copy !req
511. UM, LET ME
CALL YOU BACK.Copy !req
512. A MINUTE?Copy !req
513. YEAH.Copy !req
514. LARRY, I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
515. AND THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.Copy !req
516. OH, HERE WE GO
WITH THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
517. ME?Copy !req
518. I COULDN'T
TELL ANYONE.Copy !req
519. I MEAN, I'M THE PERSON THAT'S
HERE FOR YOU FIVE DAYS A WEEK.Copy !req
520. I'VE TAKEN YOUR LAUNDRY
AND DRY CLEANING.Copy !req
521. I DIDN'T TELL
A LOT OF PEOPLE.Copy !req
522. I ONLY TOLD ONE PERSON,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
523. YOU'VE TOLD ME
SECRETS BEFORE.Copy !req
524. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
525. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
526. EVERYBODY MAD AT ME?Copy !req
527. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T TELL
EVERYBODY I KNOW?Copy !req
528. IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
I TOLD ONE PERSON.Copy !req
529. WANDA IS HERE,
SHE'S IN THE RESTROOM.Copy !req
530. SHE'LL BE OUTCopy !req
531. AND SHE'D LIKE TO
SPEAK WITH YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
532. HEY, BIG MOUTH!Copy !req
533. I TELL YOU, LARRY?Copy !req
534. DO YOU THINK THIS'LL
GET ME OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE?Copy !req
535. THIS IS HARD TO FIND.Copy !req
536. YOU CAN SMELL THAT?Copy !req
537. YEAH, OH YEAH.Copy !req
538. SO, THAT'S THE ONE
THAT WANDA GOT.Copy !req
539. THAT'S IT, YEAH.Copy !req
540. DOES THE TRICK.Copy !req
541. WEEKEND IN PALM SPRINGS.Copy !req
542. A DISRUPTION.Copy !req
543. YEAH.Copy !req
544. AND LEAVE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
545. I'M SORRY THERE
WASN'T AN ATTACK.Copy !req
546. WELL, LARRY, I MEAN, I KNOW THAT
YOU HAD THE BEST OF INTENTIONS.Copy !req
547. BUT MY GOD, IT WAS A HUGE
INCONVENIENCE FOR US.Copy !req
548. YEAH, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
549. YES, YES, I KNOW.Copy !req
550. AND THE CATS.Copy !req
551. WAS BOOKED.Copy !req
552. AT A SUPER EIGHT MOTEL.Copy !req
553. IT WAS AWFUL.Copy !req
554. I'M SORRY
I MENTIONED ANYTHING.Copy !req
555. BE A NICE GUY,Copy !req
556. I'M TRYING TO HELP
TO SAVE YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
557. WEEKEND ON MY ACCOUNT.Copy !req
558. LARRY, LARRY,
NO, NO, NO, I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
559. IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE
IF THERE WAS A SMALL EXPLOSION,Copy !req
560. NOBODY GOT HURT.Copy !req
561. A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE
FIRECRACKER OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
562. WITH YOU GUYS?Copy !req
563. HOW DID THE N.R.D.C.
THING GO?Copy !req
564. NOT TOO GOOD.Copy !req
565. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
566. NOBODY SHOWED UP.Copy !req
567. WHY NOT?Copy !req
568. AND LEFT TOWN.Copy !req
569. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
570. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING,Copy !req
571. SOMETHING TO ANYONE.Copy !req
572. ME, WHY WOULD
I SAY ANYTHING?Copy !req
573. TO SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
574. OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.Copy !req
575. HEY, IT'S MARTIN SHORT.Copy !req
576. LARRY?Copy !req
577. I KNOW HIM.Copy !req
578. LARRY!Copy !req
579. LAR...Copy !req
580. MARTY.Copy !req
581. LARRY, OH, MY GOD,
LARRY, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
582. GOOD, HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
583. I'M GOOD,
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
584. GOOD, HOW'S YOUR SHOW DOING
ON THE COMEDY CENTRAL?Copy !req
585. BIG FAT GUY...Copy !req
586. PRIME TIME GLICK, YES.Copy !req
587. PRIME TIME GLICK?Copy !req
588. HOW DO YOU DO THAT VOICE,
WHAT IS THAT, HOW DOES THAT?Copy !req
589. I TRY AND
DO IT AT HOME.Copy !req
590. IT'S RANGES THAT GO HIGH
AND THEN GO VERY LOW.Copy !req
591. AND THEN GO VERY LOW.Copy !req
592. NO, BUT YOU'RE
NOT GOING LOW.Copy !req
593. HIGH, VERY HIGH.Copy !req
594. HIGH.Copy !req
595. NO, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE MISS PIGGY.Copy !req
596. NO, IT'S NOT
THAT AT ALL.Copy !req
597. IT'S MUCH MORE NOT
TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK,Copy !req
598. MUCH MORE ORIGINAL.Copy !req
599. OH, MY GOODNESS,
LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
600. OH, MY GOODNESS,
LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
601. TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
602. TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
603. SEE YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF,
THAT FLAT NEW YORK THING.Copy !req
604. WELL, LET TRY,
LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
605. HIGH,
AND THEN LOW.Copy !req
606. IN THE MIDDLE.Copy !req
607. NO, NO, NOW, SEE,
YOU'VE HAD A STROKE.Copy !req
608. YOU SEE, NOW, YOU DON'T WANT
TO PLAY A STROKE VICTIM.Copy !req
609. OH, JESUS.Copy !req
610. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
611. IN THE STORE THERE,Copy !req
612. SHE'S GONNA BE MAD.Copy !req
613. I'D LOVE TO TEACH YOU.Copy !req
614. WELL, GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
615. OKAY, GOOD TO
SEE YOU, LARRY.Copy !req
616. OKAY, B'BYE.Copy !req
617. JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.Copy !req
618. NEED THIS ACTUALLY.Copy !req
619. YEAH,
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
620. IN THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
621. KNOW BECAUSE...Copy !req
622. WELL, WE OFTEN HAVE
FRIDAY NIGHT SERVICES HERE.Copy !req
623. OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS SO EXCITING.Copy !req
624. I AM SO EXCITED.Copy !req
625. I MEAN, I'M ACTING
LIKE I'M NOT THRILLEDCopy !req
626. HERE WITH YOU,Copy !req
627. OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
628. ME TOO, I'VE BEEN
URINATING ALL DAY.Copy !req
629. REALLY?Copy !req
630. THAT'S THE EFFECT
I OFTEN HAVE ON PEOPLE.Copy !req
631. YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME?Copy !req
632. THE REISERS AND NOT US?Copy !req
633. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.Copy !req
634. BUT I'M GONNA
DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
635. THANK YOU.Copy !req
636. OH, MY GOD,
THANKS FOR COMING OVER,Copy !req
637. AND I CAN'T WAIT
FOR TONIGHT.Copy !req
638. YEAH, ME TOO,
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.Copy !req
639. OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
640. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
641. HEY, YOU GONNA DO,
"YOU OUGHT TO KNOW" ?Copy !req
642. WE CAN.Copy !req
643. YEAH, YOU WANT
THAT ONE?Copy !req
644. YEAH.Copy !req
645. OKAY.Copy !req
646. THAT WOULD BE GOOD.Copy !req
647. WE HAVEN'T DONE IT
IN A WHILE SO WE CAN DO IT.Copy !req
648. THE UNPLUGGED VERSION.Copy !req
649. ABOUT THAT SONG.Copy !req
650. YEAH, NON-STOP
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
651. IT'S DYING DOWN
A LITTLE BIT, THANK GOD.Copy !req
652. ANYBODY, HUH?Copy !req
653. NO.Copy !req
654. DON'T TELL ANYBODYCopy !req
655. BECAUSE IT'S NOT WHAT
THE SONG IS WRITTEN FOR.Copy !req
656. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
657. UNBURDEN YOURSELF,Copy !req
658. TO KNOW.Copy !req
659. I WON'T TELL A SOUL
I WON'T EVEN TELL HER.Copy !req
660. REALLY?
ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
661. YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE PILLOW TALK
WHEN YOU DIVULGE THINGS?Copy !req
662. WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME SOMETHING,
THEY ONLY TELL ME.Copy !req
663. THEY DON'T TELL
BOTH OF US.Copy !req
664. ALRIGHT,
THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
665. I HAVEN'T REALLY
TOLD ANYONE.Copy !req
666. GOOD TO...Copy !req
667. TELL YOU.Copy !req
668. BUT YOU CAN'T
TELL ANYBODY.Copy !req
669. DON'T WORRY,
I WON'T SAY A WORD.Copy !req
670. MM, INTERESTING.Copy !req
671. SO THAT'S
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
672. SO, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
673. ALRIGHT,
SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
674. YEAH, BYE.Copy !req
675. WHAT DID I MISS?Copy !req
676. OH, SHE'S JUST TELLING MECopy !req
677. SHE'S GONNA DO
AND ALL THAT.Copy !req
678. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
679. WELL, I'M GONNA MAKE THESE GUYS
A SANDWICH REAL QUICK.Copy !req
680. SOMETHING?Copy !req
681. NO.Copy !req
682. NO, YOU'RE GOOD?Copy !req
683. YEAH.
OKAY.Copy !req
684. WHY DON'T YOU GUYSCopy !req
685. AND WE'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
686. THANKS, COOL.Copy !req
687. JESUS.Copy !req
688. JESUS, YOU DIDN'T
EVEN FREAKING LOOK.Copy !req
689. DOWN THE HILL.Copy !req
690. YOU WERE GOING 1,000 MILES
AN HOUR ON THE LEFT SIDE,Copy !req
691. WHAT IS THIS,
AUSTRALIA?Copy !req
692. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
693. YES, I'M OKAY,
MY NECK HURTS.Copy !req
694. THIS IS A CADILLAC,
A C.T.S.Copy !req
695. A BRAND NEW CAR.Copy !req
696. YOU'RE TRYING TO SABOTAGE
THE EVENT, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
697. WELL, BY THE WAY,
THANKS FOR INVITING US.Copy !req
698. FREAK YOU.Copy !req
699. FREAK YOU!Copy !req
700. FREAK YOU!
FREAK YOU!Copy !req
701. THANK YOU SO MUCH,
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES...Copy !req
702. MINDY REISER'S BEEN
SNUBBING ME ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
703. SHE HAS?Copy !req
704. YEAH, SHE WON'T
EVEN LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
705. THE MARTIN SHORT THING?Copy !req
706. YEAH.Copy !req
707. I TURNED IT AROUND,
AND THEN I DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
708. MM.Copy !req
709. ONE SONG LEFT.Copy !req
710. AND IT'S A SONG THAT
WAS SPECIALLY REQUESTED,Copy !req
711. AND IT'S CALLED
"YOU OUGHT TO KNOW".Copy !req
712. LIKE THIS.Copy !req
713. EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
714. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
715. I know who this song
is about.Copy !req
716. Captions Copyright 2002Copy !req
717. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
718. Captioned byCopy !req