Curb Your Enthusiasm 3x4

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2. MY...

3. COMING ALONG HERE.

4. HEY, I'LL TAKE A SEVEN AND SEVEN.

5. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

6. A LITTLE PLUMBING.

7. A LITTLE PLUMBING, GOT TO PLUMB,

8. PLUMB THE DEPTHS,

9. THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

10. WHAT IS THIS THING, MARBLE, THIS BAR?

11. YEAH.

12. EVER SCHLEP MARBLE?

13. MARBLE ONE DAY.

14. IT'S A SCHLEP.

15. OKAY, SO YOU JUST SIGN THESE TWO OKAY?

16. LARRY, HOW ARE YOU?

17. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

18. I GOTTA GO TALK TO THE MEAT GUY, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

19. LARRY, HEY, I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME IN.

20. HELLO, YOU.

21. I HAVE INVITED EVERYBODY, ALL THE OTHER INVESTORS,

22. FOR A POOL PARTY.

23. AND HERE YOU ARE.

24. EVERYBODY'S GOING?

25. YEP, YEAH.

26. TERRIFIC.

27. SO, AND NOW YOU.

28. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

29. WELL, TERRIFIC, THAT'S TERRIFIC.

30. SEE YOU SUNDAY.

31. HEY, HUGH.

32. THAT SOUNDS FUNNY.

33. DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'RE THE HEAD OF MELLON...

34. MELLON RITTER PUBLISHING?

35. YEAH, AND YOU DO BARTLETT'S QUOTATIONS, RIGHT?

36. OF OUR FLEET, YEAH.

37. OKAY, 'CAUSE MY FRIEND, RICHARD LEWIS,

38. INTO BARTLETT QUOTATIONS.

39. HE HAS A QUOTABLE QUOTE?

40. HE COINED THE PHRASE, "THE BLANK FROM HELL."

41. THAT'S HIS?

42. ABSOLUTELY.

43. IT'S BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

44. NO, THAT'S HIS.

45. FROM HELL, YEAH.

46. YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE WOMAN FROM HELL OR...

47. YEAH, THE MOTHER-IN-LAW FROM HELL, YEAH.

48. YEAH, WHATEVER.

49. YEAH, I WILL, I'LL RUN THIS BY MY PARTNER...

50. "THE BLANK FROM HELL."

51. YEAH.

52. TO SEEING YOU SUNDAY.

53. OKAY.

54. HEY. HEY.

55. HOW ARE YOU?

56. GOOD.

57. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

58. TO HIS POOL PARTY?

59. YEAH, I AM, YEAH, I AM.

60. WEARING A BATHING SUIT, YOU GOING SWIMMING?

61. SPEEDO.

62. SPEEDO. SPEEDO?

63. YEAH, LISTEN, I AM BRINGING SOMEBODY THERE.

64. GOOD FOR YOU.

65. YEAH, SUSIE.

66. AH.

67. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW...

68. UH-HUH.

69. KEEP THIS UNDER WRAPS OKAY, 'CAUSE THIS IS A...

70. I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING 'CAUSE THIS IS JUST NOT,

71. THAT IT'S, OKAY?

72. SUSIE'S PREGNANT.

73. YEAH, SO, I'M MOVING BACK IN.

74. INTO MY HOUSE, IF, YOU KNOW,@

75. THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO, OTHER THAN THAT I'M VERY HAPPY.

76. UH-HUH.

77. YEAH, IT'S ALL GOOD, IT'S VERY GOOD.

78. OH, YEAH, IT SOUNDS GREAT.

79. NO, IT IS, IT'S REALLY GOOD, IT'S GOOD, TRUST ME.

80. IT'LL ALL BE FINE.

81. WELL, ALRIGHT, WELCOME BACK TO THE MARRIED PEOPLE'S CLUB.

82. OH, WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY.

83. TO MY WIFE, YOU KNOW,

84. JUST LET ME DATE.

85. BECAUSE I'LL COME HOME, IT'LL BRING US MUCH CLOSER.

86. I'LL COME HOME, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE DATE.

87. YOU'LL SAY HOW DID THE DATE GO.

88. I'LL SAY, OH, I COULDN'T STAND HER, SHE DID THIS AND THAT.

89. YOU KNOW, THE WAY YOU TALK TO A GUY ABOUT IT.

90. RIGHT.

91. SO, WE'D HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AND THEN WE'D HAVE SEX

92. AND THAT WOULD, YOU KNOW, WE'D HAVE A GOOD TIME.

93. WOULD HAVE SEX?

94. YEAH, AFTER I TOLD HER ABOUT MY DATE.

95. FROM THE DATE?

96. WELL, THEN I'D TELL HER ABOUT THAT TOO.

97. OH, YEAH, WE WENT BACK TO HER PLACE, YOU KNOW,

98. AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE AND WHATEVER.

99. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

100. I LIKE THAT.

101. PERFECT WORLD.

102. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

103. AWW.

104. "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS."

105. WELL, WHERE ARE WE GONNA BUY OUR BREAD?

106. OUR FAVORITE BAKERY.

107. WHAT'S GOING ON?

108. OUT OF BUSINESS?

109. YEP, WE JUST LOST THE LEASE.

110. OH, WHAT A SHAME.

111. I KNOW, IT'S HORRIBLE.

112. OH, TOO BAD.

113. WELL, WE GOT HERE JUST IN TIME, DIDN'T WE?

114. WELL, WE'RE STILL IN BUSINESS.

115. WE'RE THRIVING.

116. GREAT.

117. ALRIGHT, WELL WE NEED SOMETHING FOR OUR LITTLE POOL PARTY.

118. YEAH, WE NEED PROBABLY A CAKE, RIGHT?

119. MM-HM, SPONGE CAKE.

120. SPONGE CAKE?

121. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

122. NOBODY'S GONNA EAT THAT.

123. IN TOWN, I'M TELLING YOU.

124. TRUST ME ON THIS, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

125. IT'S LIKE EATING A SPONGE.

126. OKAY, LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE,

127. WHY DON'T WE GO WITH THIS ONE, IT LOOKS BETTER AND IT'S...

128. WE'LL GET, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, OKAY?

129. YEAH, WE'LL TAKE THAT.

130. WE'LL TAKE IT, BUT NO ONE'S GONNA EAT IT.

131. HOW MUCH IS THAT?

132. UH, THIS IS $12.95.

133. WHAT?

134. $12.95. $12.95?

135. NO WONDER WHY YOU'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

136. YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT SOME PLACE HERE, MELLON, HUH?

137. UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE OSTENTATIOUS.

138. OH, JEFFREY.

139. THIS IS SO GOOD.

140. THANK YOU. UNBELIEVABLE.

141. IT'S LIKE EATING A DELICIOUS SPONGE.

142. HUH, IT'S LIKE EATING A DELICIOUS SPONGE.

143. DID I TELL YOU?

144. I HAVEN'T SEEN SPONGE CAKE SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER'S MAHJONGG GAME.

145. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

146. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S NOT GOOD.

147. WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

148. OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

149. BUT WHERE, TELL ME?

150. IT'S MOOT, THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

151. IT'S NOT MOOT, THAT'S NOT MOOT.

152. HOW'S THAT NOT MOOT?

153. IT'S NOT MOOT. IT'S TOTALLY MOOT.

154. THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS, JEFF.

155. NEED TO KNOW?

156. IT'S NOT A MOOT POINT.

157. ALRIGHT, FINE, IT'S BUTTERMAN'S.

158. THAT'S A GOOD BAKERY, THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS?

159. YEAH, THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

160. OH, THAT'S A SHAME, THOSE POOR PEOPLE.

161. WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE RETIRING.

162. I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?

163. UH, YOU HAVE TO USE THE CABANA.

164. THEY WON'T LET YOU IN THE HOUSE.

165. WHAT?

166. NO, NO, NO, THEY WON'T LET YOU IN THE HOUSE.

167. THE CABANA BATHROOM.

168. COME ON.

169. HE'S SPECIAL.

170. DON'T APPLY TO HIM.

171. SPONGE CAKE.

172. OH, JEFF.

173. HI, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

174. OH, UH, YEAH, I JUST NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM.

175. OH, THE CABANA, RIGHT OVER, ACROSS FROM THE POOL,

176. IN THERE.

177. CAN'T I JUST GO IN HERE, IT'LL JUST TAKE TWO SECONDS.

178. SORRY, I CAN'T.

179. OUTSIDE SANDBOX ONLY.

180. STRAIGHT OVER THERE.

181. THERE'S PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER.

182. WHY CAN'T I GO, I'M NOT WET OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW,

183. I'M NOT GONNA DIRTY THE HOUSE.

184. I'LL WIPE MY FEET.

185. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'D LOVE TO MAKE A CONCESSION...

186. AN EXCEPTION?

187. BUT I CAN'T 'CAUSE I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

188. BY MR. MELLON AND SO, UM,

189. YOU KNOW, I KNOW MR. MELLON, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT OKAY?

190. YOU KNOW HUGH?

191. YEAH, I KNOW HUGH AND IT'S NO PROBLEM, BELIEVE ME.

192. 'CAUSE I'LL GET IN TROUBLE.

193. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IN TROUBLE,

194. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE WHOLE THING, I REALLY HAVE TO GO.

195. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

196. THERE'S NO TROUBLE, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.

197. IT'LL TAKE TWO SECONDS.

198. THIS IS FINE, THIS IS SILLY,

199. COME ON, THIS IS SILLY, IT'S JUST A BATHROOM.

200. ALRIGHT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO ONE, NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?

201. NUMBER ONE, I'LL BE DONE IN TWO SECONDS, OKAY...

202. OKAY, HURRY UP, JUST NUMBER ONE!

203. LARRY. HUGH.

204. TELL ME YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF.

205. NO.

206. COULD MAKE IT.

207. LARRY, HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE BATHROOM?

208. MY WAY IN THERE.

209. A SWEET-TALKING GUY.

210. ONCE I TURN IT ON.

211. IF I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

212. AND RUN HER OVER.

213. MEANWHILE, HAVE YOU SEEN ANYBODY FROM THE RESTAURANT HERE?

214. NOPE, NOPE, ONLY US.

215. TED DANSON'S NOT HERE?

216. WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL YORK, IS HE HERE?

217. NO, 'CAUSE WE'RE THE ONLY IDIOTS THAT ACCEPT THESE INVITATIONS.

218. RIGHT?

219. AT ALL, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.

220. YEAH, SO WHY DID WE HAVE TO COME?

221. WE CAME, WE'RE GOOD THIS WAY.

222. OH, HELLO JOHNNY.

223. WHAT?

224. LOOK WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS KID.

225. WOW.

226. HONESTLY, IT'S HUGE.

227. IT'S A BIGGER PENIS THAN MINE, HE'S GOT A BIGGER PENIS THAN ME.

228. ISN'T THAT HUGH'S KID?

229. "OY VEY MIA".

230. LET'S JUST GO, LET'S JUST GO.

231. GO?

232. YEAH, IT'S CIRCUS FREAK SHOW.

233. IT'S CIRCUS FREAK SHOW.

234. YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL'S RIGHT, LET'S GO.

235. WE GOT A FREAK SHOW HERE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

236. PLEASE, LARRY, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

237. GEE.

238. SIT RIGHT THERE.

239. ALRIGHT.

240. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

241. WHAT?

242. IN LIKE SARDINES HERE.

243. A LIVING, YOU KNOW?

244. LUNCH HERE, LOOK AT THIS.

245. RELAX, MAN, JUST RELAX.

246. I CAN'T EVEN TALK, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING HERE.

247. RIGHT TO ME.

248. IT'S LIKE YOU GOTTA HAVE A WHOLE WHISPER LUNCH,

249. IT'S A WHISPER LUNCH.

250. IT'S LIKE THE MAFIA THING.

251. I'm having a dental appointment tomorrow at three.

252. UM, HEY, I SPOKE TO THE HUGH MELLON GUY.

253. YOU SPOKE WITH HIM?

254. YOUR QUOTE, YOU KNOW,

255. "THE BLANK FROM HELL."

256. YOU KNOW, HE'S INTERESTED AND HE'S GONNA TALK TO HIS PARTNER.

257. REALLY?

258. YEAH, YOU MIGHT GET INTO, YOU MIGHT GET INTO BARTLETT'S.

259. IS ON ME.

260. WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME, YOU KNOW, I GET CREDIT FOR THIS THING.

261. BUT THE RIGHT WAY. ABSOLUTELY.

262. SO HE'S LIKE, HE ACTUALLY, HE, UH...

263. HE'S POSITIVE?

264. I MEAN, DOES HE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT IT'S ME?

265. HE ACTUALLY, HE KNEW OF THE QUOTE,

266. BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY ATTRIBUTE IT TO YOU.

267. THAT IT WAS...

268. HE DIDN'T ATTRIBUTE IT TO ME?

269. I DON'T GET CREDIT FOR THAT.

270. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

271. I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR SPECIAL.

272. RIGHT.

273. TOMORROW NIGHT.

274. SO, HE'S GONNA COME IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

275. NO, HEY, I'LL BE ABLE TO MILK HIM A LITTLE BIT.

276. YEAH.

277. THANK YOU.

278. NO, THAT'S COOL.

279. GETTING ALL THIS?

280. GETTING ALL THIS?

281. I'M EATING MY LUNCH.

282. FROM HELL.

283. WHAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?

284. I'M SAYING THIS IS THE LUNCH FROM HELL.

285. WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT EXPRESSION?

286. GIRLFRIEND?

287. YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

288. THIS KILLS ME.

289. OKAY, GUYS, SO WHAT HAPPENED AT ALSACE?

290. ALSACE S'IL VOUS PLAIT.

291. ALSACE WHATEVER.

292. HE DOESN'T WANT TO WORK WITH US.

293. I SAW THAT.

294. WHAT DID YOU SEE?

295. AFTER ME AND...

296. WELL, WHAT ABOUT TED'S GUY, WHAT ABOUT JOSH?

297. JOSH COOKED A BEAUTIFUL MEAL, BUT LARRY DIDN'T LIKE IT.

298. A LITTLE SAUCY, A LITTLE SAUCY.

299. WE HAVE NO CHEF.

300. NO CHEF.

301. HOW LONG?

302. AFTER WE GOT RANDY.

303. SO, WE'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

304. ON YOUR CHAIR?

305. YOU'VE GOT ARMS ON YOUR CHAIR.

306. ONE SECOND.

307. I GOT NO ARMS, WHAT IS THAT?

308. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

309. I'M JUST GETTING A CHAIR WITH ARMS.

310. LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU WANNA FOCUS?

311. WE'RE IN THIS MESS 'CAUSE YOU TOOK OUR CHEF

312. PERSONAL PARTY.

313. THE POOL PARTY YESTERDAY.

314. YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO BE PART OF THIS THING.

315. THE WHAT?

316. YESTERDAY.

317. POOL PARTY, JEFF AND I WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO SHOWED UP.

318. EMBARRASSING, YEAH.

319. I THINK YOU ALL OWE, YOU ALL OWE HIM AN APOLOGY.

320. NO, I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T MAKE IT.

321. BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.

322. HUGH, I'M SORRY, I WROTE THE WRONG DATE IN MY BOOK.

323. AT THE LAST MINUTE.

324. WE HAVE NO CHEF.

325. IT WAS A GOOD PARTY, WE HAD A GREAT TIME.

326. THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR COMING.

327. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT PARTIES, WHAT ABOUT CHEFS?

328. WELL, WE ALL NEED

329. FOR GETTING A CHEF.

330. ABSOLUTELY,

331. TOGETHER PLEASE.

332. I GET HIM, BEG, BORROW OR STEAL,

333. I GO OUT, I RAID, I GET, WE NEED TO DO THAT WITH A CHEF.

334. THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS A COFFEE SHOP.

335. AND, UH, FOR SOME REASON I HAD A SIDE DISH OF APPLESAUCE.

336. IT WAS REALLY FANTASTIC.

337. IT WAS SO TASTY.

338. AND I'M THINKING THEY NEVER

339. REALLY BE...

340. LIKE THIS AS A SIDE DISH.

341. ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA WRITE THAT DOWN.

342. VERY HELPFUL, THANK YOU.

343. FOR YOUR CHEF,

344. A LITTLE BIT ABOUT APPLESAUCE.

345. YEAH, YOU BUY IT AT A SUPERMARKET, IT COMES IN A JAR.

346. WE SHOULD CONSIDER IT, YOU KNOW, FOR THE MENU,

347. ENCOURAGE PEOPLE EVEN.

348. I THINK WE'RE GOOD, I GOTTA GO TO A MEETING.

349. SO, EVERYBODY'S GONNA LOOK RIGHT?

350. YEAH, IF ANYONE FINDS ANYTHING OUT PLEASE CALL.

351. IT'S A VERY UNDERRATED SIDE DISH, THAT'S MY POINT.

352. IT'S AN UNDERRATED SIDE DISH.

353. TO A RECORDING CONTRACT?

354. YEAH, WHY NOT?

355. OH, IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

356. IT'S ONLY MONEY, BIG DEAL.

357. YEAH, MY MONEY, LARRY.

358. SEE YOU LATER.

359. B'BYE.

360. ALRIGHT.

361. SO MUCH FOR COMING.

362. OH, PLEASE, WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.

363. I MEAN IT'S TOO BAD THESE OTHER SCHLUBS COULDN'T, UH...

364. A GOOD PARTY.

365. YEAH, THEY SURE DID.

366. THE WEATHER WORKED OUT, IT WAS GREAT.

367. YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE RUDE,

368. ON THEIR PART I THOUGHT.

369. I DON'T CARE.

370. SO, AT THE POOL YESTERDAY, I SAW YOUR SON AT THE POOL.

371. THE KID'S GOT SOME PENIS ON HIM, HE'S PRETTY GOOD.

372. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

373. YOUR SON, HIS PENIS.

374. THAT TO ME FOR?

375. HEY, IT'S A COMPLIMENT, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

376. WHAT'S THE COMPLIMENT, I-I...

377. WELL, HOW'S IT BAD, HOW'S IT BAD?

378. HE'S GOT A NICE, BIG PENIS, SO WHAT?

379. WELL, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE'S TITS, AM I?

380. I MEAN, THIS IS RUDE...

381. IT'S COMPLIMENTARY.

382. COME ON YOU.

383. HUGH, NOT YOU, HUGH, OKAY?

384. HUGH...

385. HUGH.

386. WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME.

387. HI. HI.

388. HI.

389. HI.

390. YOU REMEMBER MARTINE,

391. THE MELLON'S NANNY.

392. FROM THE POOL PARTY.

393. YEAH, SHE'S HAVING A BIT OF A PROBLEM.

394. A PROBLEM I'LL SAY.

395. MR. MELLON FIRED ME.

396. IT'S MY SUITCASE, IT DOESN'T HAVE WHEELS.

397. OH.

398. SO, UM, SO SHE CAME OVER HERE.

399. ONE OF THE GUESTS,

400. INTO THE MAIN HOUSE.

401. HOW DID HE FIND OUT?

402. MARGARITA THE COOK.

403. SHE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME.

404. THAT LET THE GUEST IN.

405. ON YOU?

406. SHE RATTED!

407. AND HE FIRED YOU?

408. AND HE FIRED ME.

409. WELL, OF COURSE I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

410. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED SO...

411. THAT IT WAS ME?

412. NO, I DON'T DIME, I DIDN'T DIME.

413. SO, I REMEMBER

414. YOU SAID, IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEM, I THINK,

415. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, SO, HERE I AM.

416. I'M GONNA HAVE

417. 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER JOB.

418. SO, I AM HOMELESS.

419. EXCEPT I DON'T STINK.

420. OKAY.

421. YOUR HOME IS BIG.

422. YOU KNOW WHAT MARTINE, I BET,

423. MR. DAVID CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SITUATION.

424. YEAH. I HOPE SO.

425. MAYBE TALK TO MR. MELLON

426. THINGS OUT?

427. SPOKE WITH HIM, I DON'T KNOW,

428. HE WOULD TAKE ME BACK, I'M A PRETTY GOOD NANNY.

429. I'M A PRETTY GOOD NANNY.

430. SO, IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEM

431. I CAN JUST STAY HERE.

432. OH, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

433. TAKE CARE OF IT.

434. OH, I HOPE SO.

435. WELL, THAT'S

436. AND ORDINARILY I WOULD.

437. KIND OF A FALLING OUT.

438. WHAT HAPPENED?

439. WELL, I WAS IN THE RESTAURANT EARLIER AND...

440. ABOUT THE PARTY.

441. OF HIS SON'S PENIS AND...

442. THAT THING?

443. IT'S HUGE.

444. THE WRONG THING TO DO.

445. YEAH, I THINK IT PROBABLY WAS.

446. BUT ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING,

447. IT'S GONNA BE DIFFICULT TO...

448. TALK TO HIM.

449. DO THAT, LARRY?

450. I TOOK A RISK.

451. YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK YOU'RE

452. FINDING ANOTHER JOB.

453. I MEAN, PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN LOVE NANNIES...

454. THEY NEED THEM.

455. YEAH.

456. BUT I'LL NEED MR. MELLON

457. IF I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER NANNY JOB.

458. HE WAS MY ONLY REFERENCE, THAT WAS MY FIRST NANNY JOB.

459. OH.

460. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THAT?

461. FOR 15 YEARS.

462. AH.

463. IT'S WHERE ALL THE LOONEY TUNES

464. SIGN AUTOGRAPHS FOR KIDS.

465. YOU KNOW, JEFF AND I...

466. WITH HIS DAUGHTER.

467. YOU DID?

468. HEY, I WENT IN THERE.

469. AND THAT SONG,

470. ALL THE TIME.

471. IT WAS FUN.

472. THE KITCHEN FOR JUST A SECOND?

473. SURE.

474. TO USE THAT BATHROOM.

475. OVER HERE?

476. I DON'T KNOW.

477. I'M RESPONSIBLE

478. AND HAS NO PLACE TO GO.

479. SHE BROUGHT HER SUITCASE, DID YOU SEE THAT?

480. I SAW IT, YEAH.

481. SHE'S STAYING HERE?

482. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE THINKS IT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE THINKS.

483. WELL, I DO NOT WANT THE NANNY FROM HELL IN MY HOUSE.

484. YOU HEAR THAT?

485. "THE BLANK FROM HELL."

486. THAT EXPRESSION?

487. WELL, MY DAD USED TO SAY IT ALL THE TIME.

488. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING WAS FROM HELL.

489. NOW SEE, THAT'S RICHARD LEWIS'.

490. IT'S NOT RICHARD LEWIS'.

491. MY DAD HAS BEEN SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT...

492. COINED THAT, CHERYL.

493. LISTEN, THE POINT IS, I DO NOT WANT HER HERE, OKAY?

494. YOU WOULDN'T

495. THAT SHE'S BEEN TELLING ME FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.

496. SHE'S FULL OF NON-SEQUITURS.

497. TO PET HORSES.

498. A GOOD CORN DOG.

499. CORN DOG?

500. WITH HER SOCKS ON.

501. I MEAN, HONESTLY SHE'S GOT A SCREW LOOSE SOMEWHERE.

502. I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S MAYBE A LITTLE ECCENTRIC,

503. HARMLESS TO ME.

504. WAIT A SECOND.

505. JEFF NEEDS A NANNY.

506. SUSIE'S PREGNANT.

507. JUST LEFT.

508. SUSIE'S PREGNANT?

509. I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU, SHE'S PREGNANT.

510. THAT'S WHY HE MOVED BACK.

511. BUT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NANNY.

512. YOU'RE NOT GONNA SUGGEST HER?

513. WELL, WHY NOT?

514. 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER.

515. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE WAS A GOOD NANNY.

516. SHE DIDN'T GET FIRED FOR BEING A BAD NANNY.

517. USE THE BATHROOM.

518. IF THEY DON'T LIKE HER THEY DON'T HAVE TO USE HER.

519. RIGHT, THEY COULD MEET HER AND...

520. WE'RE DOING THEM A FAVOR.

521. THIS IS A WIN/WIN SITUATION, WIN/WIN.

522. YOU KNOW, WE GOTTA STOP OFF AND GET SOME SPONGE CAKE.

523. OKAY.

524. IT'S MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.

525. OH.

526. YEAH, I'M BUYING HIM SOME SPONGE CAKE.

527. THERE YOU GO.

528. SPONGE CAKE?

529. YEAH. WHO DOESN'T?

530. DO YOU HAVE LEFT?

531. I HAVE, UM, I HAVE A DOZEN LEFT.

532. A DOZEN?

533. YEAH.

534. OKAY, I'LL TAKE THEM ALL.

535. OKAY, ALL OF THEM? YEAH.

536. OH, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE BOXES THOUGH.

537. OH, THAT'S OKAY, JUST PUT THEM IN SARAN WRAP OR SOMETHING.

538. I CAN DO THAT.

539. OKAY, GREAT, THANK YOU.

540. YEAH.

541. HEY!

542. YOU DOING?

543. THEY'RE FREE.

544. HERE, GET THE BELL.

545. FULL TOO.

546. LOOK AT ME.

547. HELLO.

548. THIS IS MARTINE, THE NANNY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT ON THE PHONE.

549. HI, MARTINE, I'M SUSIE GREENE.

550. LARRY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT ARE THESE?

551. OH, SPONGE CAKES.

552. SPONGE CAKES?

553. IT'S A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR JEFF.

554. LARRY, HE'S NOT FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS?

555. AND HE NEEDS THIS MANY?

556. WHAT IS, THIS RIDICULOUS...

557. WELL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S FROM BUTTERMAN'S.

558. THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

559. THAT HE LOVED SO MUCH.

560. I REMEMBER, YEAH, HE LOVED IT SO MUCH TO HAVE A SLICE...

561. NOT 25, HOW MANY ARE THERE?

562. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

563. WELL, THEY'LL LAST, THEY CAN LAST FIVE YEARS, YOU KNOW?

564. DO FREEZE THEM?

565. THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN BOXES, WHERE ARE THE BOXES?

566. OH, THEY'RE OUT OF BOXES, THEY ONLY HAD SARAN WRAP.

567. SO, THEY WRAPPED THEM UP AND YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE,

568. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

569. THEY'RE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

570. LARRY, HE'S GONNA EXPLODE, HE'S FAT!

571. ARE NEVER GOING TO BE MADE AGAIN, THIS IS IT.

572. I UNDERSTAND, SHOULD I CARE?

573. HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.

574. ON WHAT, DEAR?

575. THE BABY, CONGRATULATIONS.

576. ABOUT THAT?

577. A BIG BIRD TOLD ME.

578. LARRY, YOU KNEW I WAS PREGNANT?

579. WHAT?

580. I WAS PREGNANT?

581. WELL, I DIDN'T...

582. IT'S BAD LUCK IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS YOU DON'T TELL...

583. THAT'S A SILLY SUPERSTITION.

584. LARRY, AND YOU TOLD HER?

585. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER, WHO THE HELL IS SHE?

586. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, DARLING...

587. I DIDN'T TELL YOU...

588. YES, YOU DID, YES, YOU DID.

589. YOU KNOW WHAT?

590. ALRIGHT, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU COME IN

591. AND WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE INTERVIEW?

592. HOW'S THAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A LOVELY WOMAN.

593. THIS MIGHT WORK OUT.

594. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THESE.

595. TO PUT THEM.

596. I DON'T HAVE A FREEZER THAT'S, YOU KNOW, ADEQUATE FOR THIS.

597. IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY,

598. IN THE KITCHEN.

599. MARTINE DEAR, COME IN.

600. OKAY.

601. OKAY?

602. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

603. I'M NAUSEATED.

604. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

605. YEAH, COME ON, YOU ALREADY DID IT.

606. IT'S NOT A LIVE PERFORMANCE.

607. IT'S JUST, IT'S ALREADY, YOU ALREADY FILMED IT.

608. IT'S GOOD, I'VE SEEN IT.

609. HBO LIKES IT, RIGHT?

610. YEAH, THEY DO, THEY DO LIKE IT.

611. OKAY, SO THERE YOU GO.

612. ARE THEY HERE NOW?

613. NO, THEY DON'T COME.

614. NO, THEY DON'T, THEY SEE IT IN THEIR PRIVATE HOMES OR WHATEVER.

615. OF THEIR HOMES?

616. OH, IS THAT THE PROPER WAY OF SAYING THAT SENTENCE?

617. WHY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE COP.

618. IT'S LIKE UNBELIEVABLE.

619. HEY, BY THE WAY, I WAS THINKING,

620. TO THAT BARTLETT'S GUY.

621. A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW,

622. BEFORE THE SPECIAL.

623. YEAH, WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THAT.

624. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

625. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GET THAT QUOTE IN.

626. I'M NOT SURE ANYMORE.

627. WHY?

628. ABOUT THE PENIS.

629. THE SUBJECT.

630. YOU DO THAT?

631. I WAS JUST CURIOUS.

632. YEAH, BUT NOW I'M NOT GONNA GET IN.

633. NOT THE BARTLETT, YEAH.

634. YOU'RE KIDDING, IS SHE OKAY?

635. BROUGHT IT UP, LARRY, FUCK.

636. ALRIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT HOME.

637. ATTACKED SUSIE.

638. WHAT?

639. IS SHE OKAY?

640. HEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO...

641. TURNING OUT TO, OH, CHRIST.

642. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL CALL.

643. SHOULD I GO?

644. I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THIS NOW.

645. GO?

646. I COLLAPSE.

647. YOU COLLAPSE?

648. YEAH, I'LL COLLAPSE.

649. WHAT'S WRONG WITH, YEAH, I MEAN I, I,

650. YOU GOTTA, I NEED YOU HERE.

651. YOU SAY IT THE SAME WAY I DO.

652. COLLAPSE I SAY.

653. NO, C-L-A-P-S-E.

654. YOU DON'T SAY COLLAPSE, YOU SAY "CLAPSE".

655. WHO'S THAT?

656. THAT'S THE KID.

657. THAT'S THE PORN BABY?

658. THAT'S THE PORN BABY.

659. BABY HERE?

660. WELL, BECAUSE HE FIRED HIS NANNY.

661. HE DOESN'T HAVE A NANNY,

662. THE KID NOW, I GUESS.

663. I DON'T WANT A LITTLE KID WATCHING MY SPECIALS.

664. BUT HIS FATHER'S HERE TOO, SO I GUESS HE CAME.

665. HE DECIDED TO COME.

666. I DON'T WANT A BABY IN THE SCREENING.

667. BUT THAT'S A GOOD SIGN FOR THE QUOTE.

668. HE'S HERE, HE CAME.

669. Oh, Christ, that really was great,

670. but it's too much and it threw me.

671. SHH, SHH, SHH.

672. I took some time off and I was a little burned out.

673. I HATE THIS SHOW.

674. IT'S A GROWN-UP SHOW.

675. THROUGH YOUR CARTOONS, YOU WATCH THIS ONE.

676. I WANT POPCORN.

677. NO, POPCORN, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF THEATER.

678. I WANT A SODA.

679. HEY, SHH.

680. SHH, YOURSELF.

681. YOU SHUSH, SHUSH!

682. YOU SHH POOPY HEAD.

683. NO, YOU SHH DO-DO BRAIN.

684. YOU'RE A DO-DO BRAIN.

685. YOU'RE A DO-DO BRAIN.

686. No, these are all new and improved dysfunctions.

687. I WANT TO GO HOME.

688. WE'LL GO HOME, NOW BE QUIET.

689. SHH, QUIET.

690. BIG NOSE.

691. OH, LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

692. HEY, DON'T TALK TO MY KID, OKAY?

693. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GET

694. SO, WE CAN WATCH THIS THING?

695. YOU'RE STUPID.

696. YOU'RE STUPID.

697. YOU'RE MORE STUPID.

698. YOU'RE MUCH, MUCH STUPIDER.

699. NO, I'M NOT, YOU ARE.

700. NO, YOU ARE.

701. DON'T SPEAK TO US AGAIN, ALRIGHT?

702. I'M WARNING YOU, I'M WARNING YOU.

703. HE WOULDN'T BE HERE

704. IF YOU DIDN'T FIRE THAT NANNY.

705. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FIRE HER IF SOME ASSHOLE DIDN'T BRIBE HER.

706. FUCK HUGH.

707. FUCK YOU.

708. FUCK HUGH!

709. HUGH, HUGH!

710. EVERYTHING OKAY?

711. LAST NIGHT.

712. YEAH, WELL, I HAVEN'T CHECKED THE MESSAGES.

713. I'VE BEEN LIKE UNBELIEVABLY BUSY.

714. HOW IS SHE DOING, IS SHE OKAY?

715. GO UP AND ASK HER.

716. IS THE BABY...

717. SHE'S UPSTAIRS, GO UP AND ASK HER.

718. SUPERSTITION, SHE WAS RIGHT.

719. HAVE TOLD ME.

720. LARRY, COME IN.

721. OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE NANNY AND EVERYTHING.

722. SHE WAS A SICKO.

723. SHE WAS A MENTAL CASE, SHE WAS SICK.

724. WHAT, THE NANNY?

725. OH, MY GOD.

726. SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL.

727. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW

728. WOULD HAVE RECOMMENDED HER.

729. NO, OF COURSE, WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME A SICKO?

730. I DO THAT?

731. MAKE ME DERANGED.

732. YEAH, WELL, SHE NEEDS TO BE PUT AWAY THIS WOMAN.

733. WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

734. IN HER ROOM WATCHING TV.

735. SHE STARTS SCREAMING.

736. MOMMY, MOMMY!

737. I RAN IN.

738. AND WENT CRAZY.

739. OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY?

740. 'CAUSE SHE WORKED AT THAT LOONY TUNES LODGE FOR 15 YEARS

741. SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

742. YEAH, YEAH.

743. YEAH, SHE MUST HAVE SNAPPED FROM HEARING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

744. LARRY, SHE WENT CRAZY, I'M TELLING YOU.

745. I MEAN, SHE STARTED GOING WACKY.

746. WHAT DID SHE DO?

747. FIGHTING WITH ME.

748. SHE GRABBED MY ARM.

749. BACK AND FORTH.

750. ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M FIGHTING WITH THIS CRAZY WOMAN.

751. PHYSICALLY FIGHTING.

752. LIKE OUT ON THE DECK.

753. OUT ON THE DECK?

754. YEAH, LIKE STRUGGLING AND FIGHTING.

755. OH, MY GOD, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

756. OVER THE RAIL.

757. THIS CRAZY WOMAN, SHE PUSHED ME OVER THE RAIL.

758. TO KILL ME!

759. WHAT, HOW...

760. HERE'S THE THING, LAR.

761. BROKEN BY...

762. 12 SPONGE CAKES.

764. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

765. Captioned by