Curb Your Enthusiasm 3x1

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2. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

3. SO, I'VE GIVEN UP RED MEAT.

4. REALLY?

5. YEP, NO MORE RED MEAT FOR ME.

6. GOOD FOR YOU.

7. THAT'S IT, I'M DONE.

8. YOU'RE DOING THAT?

9. NO REASON.

10. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO REASON, YOU GOT TO HAVE A REASON.

11. NO, NO REASON.

12. WHAT DO YOU CARE?

13. HEY, SCHMUCK FACE, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY

14. YOU'RE GIVING UP RED MEAT,

15. MOTIVATION BEHIND IT.

16. NO REASON.

17. IN THE RESTAURANT?

18. TO THE MEETING TOMORROW?

19. I DON'T KNOW, I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.

20. ALRIGHT.

21. TED DANSON'S DOING IT.

22. REALLY? YEAH.

23. IS THAT SO? MICHAEL YORK.

24. YEAH, A COUPLE OTHER PEOPLE.

25. FROM GUS'S.

26. IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT?

27. OH, IT'S A GREAT INVESTMENT.

28. IT'S GREAT FUN.

29. IT COULD BE FUN, COULDN'T IT?

30. GREAT FUN, COME ON.

31. I'LL BET THAT'S TRUE, I'LL BET THAT'S TRUE.

32. YEAH.

33. YOU KNOW.

34. HEY!

35. HEY BUDDY, WHAT'S THE DEAL?

36. TALKING ABOUT?

37. IN MY GARBAGE CAN?

38. IN YOUR GARBAGE CAN.

39. YEAH, THAT'S MY GARBAGE CAN.

40. SO, IT'S GARBAGE.

41. IF YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.

42. DOESN'T GARBAGE BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN?

43. YEAH, MY GARBAGE BELONGS IN MY GARBAGE CAN.

44. IN YOUR GARBAGE CAN, OKAY?

45. WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

46. THE DIFFERENCE?

47. IT'S MINE.

48. YOUR CAN'S NOT FULL, I DON'T GET IT.

49. GARBAGE IN THERE,

50. I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS.

51. I'LL GIVE THAT MESSAGE TO THE NEXT GUY.

52. I'M KIDDING?

53. NO, I BELIEVE YOU.

54. I'M GONNA TELL THE NEXT GUY.

55. YEAH, YOU DO THAT.

56. HI, BARBARA.

57. HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.

58. YEAH, HI, HOW YOU DOING?

59. HI.

60. READY TO GO?

61. YEAH.

62. LAR, DO YOU WANT SOME, UM, COFFEE?

63. OH, NO, NO, WE'RE GONNA GET GOING.

64. OKAY.

65. SO, HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING?

66. WELL, YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE.

67. HORRIBLE, YEAH.

68. I'M GONNA GET THE CATALOGS.

69. GREAT, THANK YOU. AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

70. HOW'S EVERYTHING?

71. GOOD.

72. I MEAN, SHE'S TALKED ABOUT CHET THE WHOLE TIME.

73. THE PICTURE FRAME?

74. NO.

75. HOW CAN I ASK HER ABOUT THE PICTURE?

76. SHE'S BEEN LIKE THAT ALL AFTERNOON.

77. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS THING.

78. YOU GAVE HER THIS PICTURE, YOU KNOW, FIVE MONTHS AGO,

79. ALL SHE'S GOT TO DO IS GET A FRAME ON IT, AND, AND...

80. ALRIGHT, I'LL ASK HER.

81. HER HUSBAND'S BEEN DEAD FOR FOUR MONTHS NOW, I MEAN...

82. I'LL BRING IT UP BEFORE WE GO.

83. OKAY, I THINK, YEAH, THESE ARE THE ONES.

84. GREAT, OH, THANK YOU.

85. RIGHT? RIGHT, EXACTLY.

86. YEAH. ISN'T THAT NICE?

87. SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

88. BOY, I LOVE THIS SHIRT.

89. ISN'T THAT A GREAT PICTURE?

90. OH.

91. OF SHIRT THAT I WOULD WEAR,

92. DON'T YOU THINK?

93. MM-HMM.

94. THAT HERE?

95. YEAH, IT WAS JUST RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD.

96. I MEAN, DOESN'T HE LOOK HEALTHY, LARRY?

97. WHERE HE GOT THIS?

98. I DON'T REMEMBER.

99. NO IDEA?

100. I JUST, I DON'T REMEMBER.

101. THAT PICTURE.

102. IT'S NICE.

103. COULD IT HAVE BEEN,

104. OR THE PROMENADE?

105. NO, BUT I'LL...

106. THINK ABOUT IT.

107. SO, YOU— OKAY.

108. WELL, THANK YOU FOR LUNCH.

109. THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.

110. WAS IT IN SANTA MONICA?

111. I DON'T KNOW.

112. YOU DON'T KNOW.

113. YOU DON'T KNOW, OKAY, ALRIGHT.

114. IT'S JUST IT'S SUCH A GREAT LOOKING SHIRT.

115. IT'S CARUSO'S, YEAH, IT WAS CARUSO'S.

116. ON WILSHIRE BOULEVARD, YES, OF COURSE!

117. CARUSO'S, GREAT. THAT'S A NICE PICTURE.

118. I LOVE IT.

119. ALRIGHT, WELL, WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF.

120. I'M GONNA STOP OFF AT CARUSO'S

121. AND GET THAT SHIRT, I THINK.

122. IN ANY OTHER COLORS.

123. SEE YOU.

124. ABOUT THE FRAME,

125. YOU WERE GONNA FRAME.

126. YEAH.

127. HOW'S THAT GOING?

128. I DON'T KNOW.

129. OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF BEEN LIKE FIVE MONTHS, YOU KNOW?

130. JUST WONDERING.

131. DROPPED DEAD.

132. YEAH, THAT WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO.

133. OKAY.

134. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS

135. TO TAKE CARE OF, RIGHT?

136. YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU...

137. EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, CHERYL.

138. I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT...

139. SHE'D BE DANCING AROUND THE TREVI FOUNTAINS IN ROME,

140. THAT'S JUST A JOKE.

141. I'M SORRY.

142. I'M JUST NOT READY

143. ABOUT THIS, YOU KNOW?

144. I UNDERSTAND, I'M SORRY, YOU TAKE CARE.

145. AND THE CATALOGS.

146. YEAH.

147. SO, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS PLACE, ANYWAY?

148. BOBO'S.

149. BOBO'S?

150. I LIKE THAT.

151. TED.

152. JEFF, HEY.

153. ARE YOU IN ON THIS, TOO?

154. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

155. YOU'RE THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY ON THIS?

156. WHY NOT, WHY NOT?

157. REALLY?

158. ANYTHING LIKE THIS?

159. IN A WHORE HOUSE.

160. ON THAT PLACE.

161. HOW ARE YOU?

162. I'M GREAT, MAN, I'M GREAT.

163. HOW'S MARY DOING?

164. OH, SHE'S GOOD.

165. SHE'S IN AUSTRALIA SHOOTING THAT FILM STILL.

166. WHICH IS TOO BAD, BECAUSE SHE'S GOING CRAZY.

167. SHE'S MISSING JILL'S BIRTHDAY.

168. WHICH REMINDS ME, A WEEK FROM SUNDAY,

169. FOR JILL.

170. I'M ALL OVER IT.

171. YOU'RE COMING.

172. ALL SET.

173. ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE EMBARRASSING PART,

174. A "WIZARD OF OZ" KIND OF PARTY THING.

175. SO, I'M GOING TO DO A SCARECROW.

176. IF I GOT YOU THE COSTUME, WOULD YOU DO, I DON'T KNOW,

177. ONE OF THEM, THE LION?

178. LION, SURE.

179. HIM, WELL, I DO AN UNBELIEVABLE LION.

180. WELL, I GOT TO DO THE LION, THOUGH, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

181. LET ME DO THE LION, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

182. A FAT TIN MAN?

183. I WON'T COME IF I HAVE TO DO THE TIN MAN.

184. LET HIM DO IT.

185. YOU CAN BE THE LION.

186. I'LL BE THE FAT TIN MAN THAT'LL DISAPPOINT CHILDREN.

187. GONNA DO FOR DOROTHY?

188. WHAT ABOUT CHERYL, WOULD SHE COME?

189. DO DOROTHY.

190. SHE WOULD LOVE TO.

191. GREAT, THANK YOU.

192. I'LL GET THE COSTUMES AND EVERY, THIS IS REALLY NICE.

193. YEAH, YOU LIKE THIS?

194. YOU GOT GREAT TASTE, WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

195. I GOT IT, ACTUALLY I SAW A DEAD GUY'S PICTURE.

196. EVERYBODY, LARRY DAVID.

197. HEY, MICHAEL YORK, HOW YOU DOING?

198. GLAD TO MEET YOU.

199. MICHAEL'S HERE TO CLASS UP OUR ACT.

200. LOU DIMAGIO.

201. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

202. NICE TO MEET YOU, LARRY.

203. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

204. I'LL BE MANAGING THE RESTAURANT.

205. JIM SWENSON.

206. HI, JIM, OH, YOU WERE THE MANAGER OF GUS'S.

207. YES, I WAS.

208. THERESA NAKAMORA.

209. HELLO, HI, THERESA.

210. I WAS AT GUS'S, TOO.

211. LET'S SIT, LET'S SIT.

212. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA COME IN ON THIS.

213. IT SOUNDS INTRIGUING, I HAVE TO SAY.

214. EXCITING PLACE HERE,

215. IS PERFECT.

216. THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A HIT.

217. WELL, I KNOW ONE THING,

218. IF YOU SERVE KABOBS.

219. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

220. NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

221. I DON'T THINK WE HAVE KABOBS.

222. WHY ARE YOU A KABOBAPHOBE?

223. I JUST CAN'T STAND KABOBS.

224. "KABOBAPHOBE" ?

225. EXPERIENCE WITH KABOBS, WHAT HAPPENED?

226. JUST WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING THEM OFF THE STICK.

227. I'M A LITTLE AFRAID OF THE STICK, FRANKLY.

228. NO KABOBS.

229. OH, HOW ABOUT THIS, HOW ABOUT THIS IDEA?

230. GET A WAITER'S ATTENTION.

231. SO, I'M SUGGESTING

232. A BELL ON IT.

233. AND SO, WHEN YOU WANT THE WAITER,

234. WELL, WHAT IF LIKE

235. AT ONCE?

236. LIKE, HOW DOES THEIR WAITER KNOW...

237. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, EVERY WAITER COULD HAVE THEIR OWN TONE.

238. SO, YOU CAN IDENTIFY.

239. SO, WHEN THE WAITER HEARS DING, DING, DING,

240. THEY KNOW IT'S HIM.

241. AND IF THEN IF IT'S DING, DING, DING,

242. A BELL?

243. LIKE A PAVLOVIAN DOG?

244. IT'S LIKE A BUTLER, IT'S LIKE A BUTLER BELL.

245. EXACTLY, I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE NOT ON BOARD WITH THAT,

246. IT'S ENGLISH, IT'S A BUTLER BELL.

247. MICHAEL YORK, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

248. I'M SO APPALLED BY THE IDEA THAT I'M STRUCK DUMB.

249. MICHAEL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA, THINK ABOUT IT.

250. DO YOU HAVE?

251. FOR THE WAITERS' UNIFORMS?

252. WHITE SHIRT, DARK SLACKS.

253. AND, NAME TAGS.

254. NO GOOD, HUH?

255. OH BOY, I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, NO?

256. LARRY, WHAT DO YOU ENVISION?

257. I DON'T KNOW, I THINK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

258. I'LL GO SHOPPING FOR UNIFORMS.

259. YOU'LL COME WITH ME.

260. TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS.

261. ALRIGHT, SO GIVE US A CHOICE.

262. YEAH, I'LL COME BACK

263. YOU'LL BE VERY, VERY HAPPY WITH.

264. IS EVEBODY GOOD WITH THAT, I'M GOOD WITH THAT.

265. SO, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE UNIFORMS, OKAY.

266. SO, YOU'RE IN.

267. WELCOME ABOARD.

268. MAYBE.

269. SO, WE'RE DEFINITELY DOING THIS?

270. IT'S RIGHT ON OCEAN, IT'S IN A GREAT LOCATION.

271. THEY'VE GOT A GREAT CHEF.

272. THEY COULDN'T FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO INVEST?

273. WELL, MAYBE THEY COULD, BUT I'M LUCKY I WAS ASKED.

274. LIKE A GOOD THING.

275. FROM THIS, MAYBE.

276. OH, I HOPE SO.

277. BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE POINT, IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE MONEY.

278. WHAT IS THE POINT?

279. YOU KNOW, WE COULD HANG OUT THERE,

280. AND I'LL WALK AROUND AND GO TO A TABLE,

281. "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR MEAL?"

282. YOU'RE GOING TO WALK AROUND?

283. THIS IS WHY YOU WANT TO DO THIS, SO, YOU CAN CHAT WITH PEOPLE?

284. "HOW'S EVERYTHING, ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?"

285. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE.

286. I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE I KNOW.

287. BUT STRANGERS, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH.

288. IT'LL BE FUN.

289. I WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF UNIFORMS.

290. I'M VERY INTERESTED IN.

291. I ALWAYS WONDERED, HOW DO THEY CHOOSE THE UNIFORMS?

292. THE UNIFORMS?

293. WELL, I'M GOING TO CHOOSE THE UNIFORMS.

294. I'M GOING

295. FOR THE WAITERS.

296. THAT'S WHY YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

297. SO, YOU CAN PICK OUT UNIFORMS FOR...

298. WELL, IT'S NOT ONLY UNIFORMS, YOU'RE MAKING OTHER DECISIONS.

299. I ASKED ABOUT, WE'RE GONNA GET SWEET POTATOES ON THE MENU.

300. 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET SWEET POTATOES ANYWHERE,

301. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT?

302. EVERYBODY'S NOTICED THAT.

303. ABOUT BELLS FOR THE TABLE,

304. NEVER SUMMON WAITERS,

305. WHEN YOU WANT THEM.

306. AT THE MEETING?

307. AND HOW DID THAT GO OVER?

308. WENT OVER OKAY.

309. THAT IDEA?

310. YEAH, I THINK THEY DID.

311. ALL OVER THE RESTAURANT?

312. YEAH.

313. IS THAT A NEW SHIRT?

314. YEAH, THIS IS THE SHIRT THAT CHET WAS WEARING IN THE PICTURE.

315. AT BARBARA'S HOUSE?

316. I WENT TO CARUSO'S AND GOT IT.

317. THEY HAD THREE LEFT.

318. REALLY? YEAH.

319. YOU WENT SHOPPING?

320. I DID, I LOVE THE SHIRT.

321. LIKED IT, TOO.

322. I'M GETTING A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS ON IT.

323. IT LOOKS GOOD.

324. COME ON, FEEL THIS MATERIAL, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

325. SO, BARBARA SAID SHE'S GOING

326. FOR US NEXT WEEK.

327. OH, GOOD, SEE?

328. SEE?

329. TO OPEN MY MOUTH.

330. FOR DINNER SATURDAY.

331. DR. BLOURE?

332. YEAH.

333. FOR DINNER?

334. YEAH.

335. I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.

336. HE'S MY DENTIST, WHY IS HE CALLING ME FOR DINNER?

337. I DON'T KNOW.

338. WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT, MY TEETH?

339. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,

340. TALKED ABOUT IT.

341. NO, I NEVER MENTIONED

342. TOGETHER SOCIALLY.

343. I WOULDN'T MIX SOCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL,

344. THAT'S A TERRIBLE COMBINATION.

345. WELL, I'M JUST GONNA

346. WE'RE GOING OUT OF TOWN OR SOMETHING.

347. OKAY.

348. TO HIS HOUSE FOR DINNER,

349. THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE INVITE HIM SOMEPLACE,

350. AND IF WE DON'T INVITE HIM THEN HE'S GONNA BE OFFENDED.

351. THERE'S GONNA BE TENSION.

352. I INVITED YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?

353. WHAT I MEAN?

354. WE DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THAT GAME.

355. MM-MMM.

356. I'LL NEED A NEW DENTIST SOON, THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

357. THAT'S THE END OF THIS DENTIST FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES.

358. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S ALREADY RUINED,

359. THE WHOLE THING, AH, EVERYBODY'S GOT TO GET TOGETHER.

360. GOT TO GET TOGETHER.

361. THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOT TO GET TOGETHER.

362. HEY.

363. HOW ABOUT THIS?

364. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THE WAITERS TO WEAR?

365. YEAH, WHY NOT?

366. SO, YOU WANT THE WAITERS TO DRESS LIKE YOU?

367. WHY IS THAT BAD?

368. MAN, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

369. NO, THEY SHOULD WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE YOU.

370. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

371. WHAT ABOUT THIS?

372. HEY, WHAT ABOUT THIS?

373. COME ON.

374. A TABLECLOTH, RIGHT?

375. YEAH.

376. YEAH? YEAH.

377. SO, THE WAITERS SHIRTS MATCH THE TABLECLOTH.

378. AND?

379. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "AND" ?

380. THAT'S INTERESTING.

381. YEAH. INTERESTING?

382. I'M NOT FINDING ANYTHING.

383. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, THERE'S NOTHING HERE.

384. I'M GONNA GET,

385. THAT TED DANSON REALLY LIKED?

386. THAT CREAM SHIRT?

387. YEAH, WITH THE BLACK?

388. I THINK I'M GONNA GET THAT FOR HIM.

389. THAT'S NICE. I GOT IT HERE.

390. THAT'S VERY NICE.

391. ANOTHER ONE FOR ME.

392. WHY?

393. 'CAUSE I ALWAYS RUIN MY SHIRTS.

394. AND I LIKE IT,

395. TO HAVE AN EXTRA ONE.

396. TWO OF THE SAME SHIRT?

397. NO, IT'S FINE.

398. YOU GET A STAIN ON IT, YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE.

399. EXCUSE ME.

400. YES, SIR?

401. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME, I WAS IN A COUPLE DAYS AGO,

402. TWO-TONE SHIRT.

403. IN THE BASEMENT.

404. YEAH, THE CREAM AND BLACK, I REMEMBER, YEAH.

405. THE OTHER TWO.

406. ONE SECOND.

407. CHECK THAT OUT.

408. MAN, SHE IS HOT.

409. LOOK AT THAT SHIRT.

410. IS THAT A BEAUTY?

411. THE EPAULETS, LOOK AT THE EPAULETS.

412. IT'S A MILITARY SHIRT.

413. YES, EXACTLY, IT'S A MILITARY SHIRT.

414. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.

415. IN A MESS HALL?

416. NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A MESS HALL.

417. WELL-DRESSED SOLDIERS EATING?

418. NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY,

419. OKAY, WELL YOU SHOULD EAT IN A MESS HALL.

420. IN A MESS HALL?

421. YES, I HAVE. REALLY?

422. YEAH, I'VE NEVER EATEN IN AN OFFICERS' MESS HALL.

423. THAT THEY'RE ALL THERE

424. UNIFORMS.

425. IN THE MILITARY?

426. OH, YEARS AGO, BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING.

427. EXCUSE ME.

428. I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS,

429. CAN'T PLACE IT.

430. UH, BURT BONDY.

431. FROM THE 12:15 SPIN CLASS

432. DOWN AT THE GYM.

433. BURT.

434. NO, I'VE NEVER TAKEN A SPIN CLASS, SORRY.

435. OH, I'M SORRY.

436. OKAY.

437. OF BILL W.'s,

438. IN THE PROGRAM, A.A. ?

439. FROM THERE, DON'T I?

440. NO, I WISH YOU DID, IT SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PLACE TO HANG OUT.

441. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

442. LARRY DAVID.

443. LARRY DAVID, BURT BONDY.

444. AT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE.

445. DR. BLOURE, WE HAVE E SAME DENTIST.

446. OH, OKAY, OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.

447. I DON'T ACTUALLY GO TO HIM ANYMORE.

448. I STILL SEE HIM.

449. I'LL TELL HIM YOU SAID HELLO.

450. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

451. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SAY HELLO?

452. IT'S KIND OF A TRITE THING TO SAY TO SOMEBODY ANYWAY.

453. SOMEONE SAYS HELLO, YOU KNOW?

454. YEAH, I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

455. OH, VERY HIGH LEVEL.

456. I GOT TO GET THERE, THAT'S GOOD.

457. OKAY, IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

458. OKAY, BURT, TAKE CARE.

459. TAKE CARE.

460. BURT BONDY, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

461. OUT TO DINNER,

462. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOING THERE TONIGHT,

463. I WAS OUT OF TOWN.

464. SIR?

465. LAST TWO.

466. GREAT.

467. IT'S KIND OF GOT A LITTLE FRENCH QUALITY TO IT, NO?

468. YEAH, FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION, MAYBE, BUT, NO.

469. YEAH, THEY MIGHT THINK WE HAVE, LIKE,

470. WAIT PEOPLE OR SOMETHING.

471. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

472. LARRY, IT'S HORRIBLE.

473. WE'RE SERVING AIRLINE FOOD.

474. I'M SORRY.

475. CAN I SHOW MINE? ALRIGHT.

476. SIMPLE, SIMPLE, SIMPLE.

477. THIS IS THE SHIRT, CRISP, CLEAN, BEAUTIFUL.

478. OKAY, NOW, HERE'S WHERE IT ALL COMES TOGETHER.

479. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT...

480. THE VEST.

481. A VEST, A VEST, A NAVY VEST.

482. SIMPLE, LOVELY.

483. IT FEELS GOOD, IT'S A VEST!

484. UPSCALE.

485. THAT'S VERY CLASSY, RIGHT?

486. IT'S ALONG THE LINES OF WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

487. APPLAUSE, ACTUAL APPLAUSE, MIND YOU.

488. THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

489. SO, EVERYBODY LIKE THAT?

490. I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

491. OH, LOOK AT THAT.

492. THAT'S THE SHIRT YOU WORE IN THE OTHER DAY.

493. THAT'S GREAT, THANKS, LAR, THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU.

494. OH, GEE, LOOK AT THAT.

495. A LITTLE RIP THERE.

496. MY GOD, I'M SORRY.

497. WELL, JUST TAKE IT BACK, I'M SURE THEY'LL FIX IT FOR YOU.

498. UH, COULDN'T YOU TAKE IT BACK?

499. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS STORE IS.

500. UM...

501. WELL, IT'S ON WILSHIRE AND EIGHTH.

502. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT BACK?

503. GAVE YOU A GIFT.

504. YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A GIFT, YOU GAVE ME A DEFECTIVE SHIRT.

505. IT'S GOT A HOLE IN IT, THAT'S NOT A GIFT, COME ON, LARRY.

506. I DON'T OWN THIS SHIRT ANYMORE, AS I SEE IT.

507. I GAVE IT TO YOU, IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

508. IT'S NOT THE POINT.

509. THE POINT IS, IF YOU GIVE SOMEBODY A GIFT,

510. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GIFT, NOT A PROBLEM.

511. RIGHT, AND IF YOU GIVE SOMEBODY A GIFT,

512. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INGRATE,

513. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THANK YOU.

514. ALRIGHT, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A GIFT,

515. TO PICK IT UP IN SEATTLE.

516. THAT'S A PROBLEM, IT'S NOT A GIFT.

517. IT'S NOT QUITE THE SAME THING, I'M GIVING YOU A GIFT.

518. IT IS THE SAME THING, LARRY.

519. I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE, THANK YOU, BUT...

520. FINE, I'LL KEEP THE SHIRT.

521. GREAT.

522. I CAN USE AN EXTRA SHIRT.

523. I MEAN, YOU TOOK A NICE THOUGHT, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S LIKE—

524. WELL, YOU TOOK A NICE THOUGHT, AND...

525. I'M SORRY.

526. OKAY, SO, WE'RE GOING WITH THE BLUE SHIRT AND THE VEST?

527. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, I APPRECIATE THAT.

528. YOU'RE TAUNTING TED.

529. I'M NOT TAUNTING HIM.

530. TAUNTING HIM...

531. WHEN I BUY A NEW SHIRT, I LIKE TO WEAR IT A LOT, SO WHAT?

532. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HIM WHEN I PUT IT ON.

533. OKAY.

534. HI.

535. HI, JILL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

536. HI, LARRY.

537. HI, TED, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

538. THANKS FOR COMING, CHERYL.

539. I LIKE YOUR TIARA, THAT'S NICE.

540. FIFTH BIRTHDAY, THIS IS VERY COOL.

541. SO, UH, LET'S GET GOING, WHERE'S MY LION COSTUME?

542. I'M READY.

543. A CHANGE OF PLANS.

544. YOU KNOW, I WANT JEFF TO DO THE LION.

545. YOU ARE THE LION.

546. HEY, YES.

547. YOU CAN BE THE TIN MAN.

548. DOROTHY.

549. DOROTHY, PLEASE, THANK YOU, THAT'S GREAT.

550. TIN MAN, I DON'T WANT TO DO THE TIN MAN.

551. TO THE TIN MAN.

552. I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE TIN MAN.

553. IT'S A KID'S PARTY, YOU'LL BE FINE, LAR, REALLY.

554. WHY'D YOU TAKE ME OFF THE LION?

555. NO REASON.

556. NO REASON, THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON.

557. LARRY, IT'S A PARTY, LET'S LIGHTEN UP, COME ON.

558. YOU'LL BE FINE.

559. IS IT 'CAUSE OF THE SHIRT?

560. 'CAUSE I WORE THE SHIRT?

561. THE SHIRT, RIGHT?

562. DON'T BE SILLY, LARRY.

563. HELP ME OUT HERE, WILL YOU?

564. IT'S A PARTY.

565. SO, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

566. IF I CAN'T DO THE LION, I DON'T WANT TO DO THE TIN MAN.

567. I DON'T LIKE THE TIN MAN.

568. WELL, ALRIGHT, WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE, LAR.

569. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, SWEETHEART,

570. I'M GONNA GET THAT OTHER GIFT, ALRIGHT?

571. FINE, YEAH, FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

572. WHAT AN A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

573. HEY! OKAY.

574. WHAT, SHE'S FIVE YEARS OLD, SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL.

575. I'M NOT GONNA DO THE TIN MAN.

576. VERY CLOSE.

577. OH, THE TIN MAN IS TOO GOOD.

578. COME ON, LET ME HEAR YOU DO THE VOICE, DO IT.

579. I DON'T DO THE VOICE.

580. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

581. I DON'T DO IMPRESSIONS.

582. WELL, WHY'D YOU SAY YOU CAN DO THE LION?

583. LOOK AT ME, I'M THE LION, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THE VOICE.

584. YOU KNOW WHAT, HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB.

585. THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?

586. WE'RE HAVING FUN, ALRIGHT?

587. LARRY!

588. OH!

589. OH, OH, LARRY, I'M SO SORRY.

590. OH, MY GOD!

591. MY TEE!

592. SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO, LARRY.

593. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET SOME ICE.

594. OH, OH, MY SHIRT!

595. LARRY, WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU TO A DENTIST.

596. A DENTIST? IT'S SUNDAY.

597. THEY'RE NOT OPEN ON SUNDAY.

598. WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO CALL DR. BLOURE.

599. DR. BLOURE.

600. BURT BONDY.

601. MORE NOVOCAINE.

602. NO, IT'S GONNA KICK IN, IT'S FINE, YEAH.

603. STILL A LITTLE SOMETHING, IT'S GETTING THERE?

604. A LITTLE BIT, YEAH, IT'S GETTING THERE.

605. GETTING NUMB.

606. GOOD, LET ME GIVE IT A MINUTE.

607. ANYWAY, THANKS FOR DOING THIS.

608. I KNOW DENTISTS DON'T LIKE TO COME IN ON SUNDAYS,

609. IT'S LIKE A SACRED DAY.

610. SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, YOU KNOW?

611. BUT I APPRECIATE IT.

612. NOT A PROBLEM.

613. HAPPY TO DO IT.

614. LAST SATURDAY.

615. OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M SO SORRY.

616. HOW DID IT TURN OUT, WAS IT GOOD?

617. OH, IT WAS NICE, BUT, YOU KNOW.

618. OH, IT WOULD'VE BEEN GREAT.

619. I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.

620. A GOOD TRIP?

621. YEAH, WE WENT UP TO SONOMA.

622. MY COUSIN'S GOT A PEAR FARM UP THERE.

623. A PEAR FARM?

624. YEAH, LIKE AN ORCHARD, RIGHT?

625. BARTLETT PEARS.

626. BARTLETT, THOSE ARE— I LIKE PEARS.

627. THEY'RE DELICIOUS, BUT ALL WEEKEND LONG, PEAR AFTER PEAR.

628. PEARS IN EVERYTHING, SURE, SURE.

629. BOY, OH, BOY, YOU KNOW,

630. AFTER AWHILE.

631. WELL, FRUIT WILL DO THAT.

632. THAN EATING PEARS, BELIEVE ME.

633. AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S RELATIVES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

634. RIGHT, RIGHT.

635. THE CABIN WHERE,

636. UH, BOB BARTLETT, WHO THE PEAR'S NAMED AFTER,

637. BOB BARTLETT.

638. I DIDN'T REALIZE THE PEAR WAS NAMED AFTER A GUY.

639. OF THE 20th CENTURY.

640. HERE IN THE, HERE...

641. YEAH, RIGHT HERE UP IN SONOMA, BOB BARTLETT.

642. AND WE WENT TO HIS, SAW HIS CABIN AND EVERYTHING.

643. AND HE'S STILL GOT RELATIVES THERE, ACTUALLY.

644. YEAH, AND THEY'RE STILL

645. FOR OVER 100 YEARS NOW.

646. A BARTLETTEAR, RIGHT?

647. THEY RUN THE TOWN THERE, YEAH.

648. THAT'S THAT GREEN PEAR, RIGHT?

649. NO, IT'S A BROWN PEAR.

650. THEY START OFF GREEN, THEN THEY TURN BROWN.

651. THAT WAS THE BROWN.

652. NO, NO.

653. IT'S THE BARTLETT.

654. WAS IN THIS WEEK.

655. BURT BONDY?

656. DO I KNOW HIM? I DON'T KNOW.

657. TO THINK YOU DO.

658. REALLY? MM-HMM.

659. I DON'T THINK SO. BURT BONDY.

660. I THINK WE'RE READY.

661. Did she hurt you?

662. Oh, she tried to, didn't she?

663. C'mon...

664. HONEY?

665. YEAH.

666. HOW DID IT GO?

667. LOOK AT THAT.

668. TO BE TEMPORARIES, OKAY?

669. OF THESE THINGS?

670. HE DID IT ON PURPOSE, BLOURE.

671. AND I WASN'T OUT OF TOWN AND HE DID THIS TO GET EVEN.

672. WELL, THEY'RE ONLY TEMPORARIES.

673. YEAH, I KNOW THEY'RE ONLY TEMPORARIES,

674. BUT TEMPORARIES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE CHICKLETS, OKAY?

675. LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE THINGS.

676. YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

677. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

678. I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TEMPORARIES.

679. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

680. VERY LITTLE ABOUT TEMPORARIES.

681. WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE

682. ABOUT TEMPORARIES.

683. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.

684. OH, LIKE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TEMPORARIES.

685. DID YOU SEE WHAT'S ON?

686. You're just as scared as I am.

687. OH, WONDERFUL.

688. YOU KNOW, IF YOU JUST WOULD'VE DONE THE TIN MAN,

689. WOULD'VE HAPPENED.

690. ON PURPOSE, TOO.

691. YOU KNOW, THAT'S A POSSIBILITY.

692. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED TED AN ASSHOLE.

693. THE SHIRT, LOOK AT THIS.

694. TWO MORE UPSTAIRS.

695. THE ONE I BOUGHT FOR TED, AND I BOUGHT AN EXTRA ONE, SEE?

696. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FUNNY, CHERYL.

697. WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

698. I'M SORRY AND I HONESTLY AM CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.

699. IS THAT?

700. OH, THAT'S BARBARA WITH THE FRAME.

701. HEY, I'M SO SORRY, CAN I COME IN?

702. YEAH.

703. I AM SO SORRY.

704. THAT'S AN AWFUL THING TO HAPPEN.

705. HOW YOU DOING?

706. GREAT.

707. LET ME SEE.

708. WOW, THEY'RE BIG, AREN'T THEY?

709. YEAH, THEY'RE VERY BIG.

710. THEY HURT?

711. NO.

712. I'M SO SORRY.

713. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

714. A LITTLE WORD OF ADVICE?

715. YES, ANYTHING, ABSOLUTELY.

716. PARTIES, OKAY?

717. IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME, YOU COULD SEE WHAT COULD HAPPEN,

718. BASEBALL BATS AROUND,

719. THE CANDY COMES DOWN,

720. THEN YOU'VE GOT THESE VULTURES COMING AND GETTING CANDY,

721. IN THEIR POCKET,

722. TO GET TO THE CANDY.

723. IT'S A CRAZY, CRAZY GAME, IT'S DANGEROUS.

724. I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SPANIARDS DO IT.

725. DOING THIS PIÑATA?

726. FUCKING GAME?

727. DID NOT DO THAT ON PURPOSE.

728. REALLY, SHE FEELS TERRIBLE ABOUT IT.

729. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ME AN ASSHOLE IN FRONT OF HER,

730. BUT...

731. SHE'S A PRETTY GOOD SPELLER.

732. YEAH.

733. FIVE YEARS OLD, SHE CAN SPELL ASSHOLE.

734. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

735. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, ON THE WAY UP HERE,

736. I WAS THINKING, I WOULD LIKE THAT SHIRT.

737. I'LL TAKE IT AND I'LL EXCHANGE IT.

738. IT WAS A GREAT GIFT.

739. YOU CAN'T EXCHANGE ANYMORE, THEY'RE OUT.

740. THERE'S NO MORE LEFT.

741. OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

742. I CAN TAKE IT TO A SHIRT GUY, HE'LL FIX IT.

743. THIS ONE'S RUINED, AS YOU CAN SEE.

744. ON KEEPING THE OTHER ONE.

745. THE ONE YOU GAVE ME?

746. BACK TO ME.

747. ABOUT ME HAVING TO EXCHANGE IT.

748. WELL, YOU STILL, NEVERTHELESS,

749. DIDN'T ACCEPT MY GRACIOUS GIFT, AND YOU GAVE IT BACK TO ME,

750. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

751. WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE THIS.

752. IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU—

753. LARRY, LARRY!

754. I'M TRYING TO WATCH "THE WIZARD OF OZ".

755. TWO SHIRTS UPSTAIRS.

756. GO UPSTAIRS, GIVE TED HIS SHIRT,

757. AND YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOURSELF.

758. HI, TED.

759. YOU GOT TWO SHIRTS?

760. WELL, I BOUGHT AN EXTRA ONE.

761. HEY.

762. JUST PUT IT DOWN.

763. OH, THAT'S BARBARA.

764. SO, THE RESTAURANT, YOU IN?

765. YEAH, I'M GOING IN FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS YOU.

766. YEAH?

767. YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

768. NO.

769. IS THAT ALRIGHT?

770. YEAH. YEAH?

771. OKAY.

772. ALRIGHT, THAT LOOKS GREAT.

773. YEAH, I THOUGHT IT CAME OUT REALLY WELL.

774. IT REALLY DID.

775. YEAH, I'M SORRY IT TOOK, YOU KNOW, SUCH A LONG TIME.

776. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, WITH CHET AND, YOU UNDERSTAND.

777. I KNOW, I KNOW.

778. YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

779. OH, WE'RE WATCHING "THE WIZARD OF OZ".

780. TO COME BACK?

781. COME ON.

782. COME ON IN, HAVE A SEAT.

783. BARBARA, DO YOU KNOW TED?

784. HI.

785. OH, MY GOD, OH.

786. THIS WAS OUR MOVIE.

787. THIS SONG.

788. CHET'S SHIRT.

789. NO, NO!

790. HEY, ASSHOLE!

792. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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