1. Spencer is too adorable. Totally adorable.Copy !req
2. Jill, how old is he now?Copy !req
3. - He's 14 months.
- So cute.Copy !req
4. They grow so fast, it's amazing.
You have them and it's instant.Copy !req
5. - It's instantaneous growth.
- Look at this tiny little broccoli here.Copy !req
6. Where's the bottom of the broccoli?Copy !req
7. Can somebody tell me what they did
to the bottom of the broccoli?Copy !req
8. I like the bottom, it's crunchy.Copy !req
9. - Right.
- Really?Copy !req
10. You know, look at this broccoli,
there's nothing.Copy !req
11. They cut the whole thing off,
there's no bottom.Copy !req
12. ls there one person at this table
who can eat cauliflower?Copy !req
13. What is it?
Who put this on earth, this vegetable?Copy !req
14. Larry, Jeremy has something
he wants to ask you.Copy !req
15. - He's been wanting to ask.
- It's really no big deal.Copy !req
16. It's, you know, I'm applying for a fellowship.Copy !req
17. You want to switch glasses
with me, is that it?Copy !req
18. I like that whole Clark Kent thing
you got happening there.Copy !req
19. Thanks. It works at the galleries, you know.Copy !req
20. So I'm applying for a fellowship
at the LA County Museum of Art and...Copy !req
21. Yeah, I'm real excited.Copy !req
22. But I need a letter of recommendation...Copy !req
23. and I would absolutely
be indebted to you forever...Copy !req
24. if you could do it for me.Copy !req
25. - I would appreciate it so much.
- I love the indebted part, believe me.Copy !req
26. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
27. You know, I don't really
know that much about art.Copy !req
28. But you know about Jeremy.
That's the point, right?Copy !req
29. And his work, right?Copy !req
30. - Just that he'd be an asset to the county.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
31. That seems easy enough.Copy !req
32. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. - Sure, okay.
- That'd be great.Copy !req
34. - Thank you very much for it. Okay.
- Here's to Larry.Copy !req
35. And to the fellowship
that's gonna be, all right?Copy !req
36. - Yes, absolutely.
- And to the Lakers.Copy !req
37. - The Lakers' season starting up tomorrow.
- That's right.Copy !req
38. You're not a Lakers fan are you?
You're a Knicks fan.Copy !req
39. - I'm a Knicks fan, yeah.
- Table for one.Copy !req
40. But I'm going tomorrow night.Copy !req
41. My manager has season tickets
right next to the Laker bench.Copy !req
42. - He's got the most unbelievable seats.
- Pretty amazing.Copy !req
43. - That's pretty amazing.
- But you're a Knick fan.Copy !req
44. I'll root for the other team.
I can't stand the Lakers, really.Copy !req
45. - No.
- No, I can't stand them.Copy !req
46. I get so much satisfaction out of seeing...Copy !req
47. 19,000 people disappointed
when they lose, I just...Copy !req
48. Right, when they lose, which is very seldom.Copy !req
49. Very seldom. I mean, they have Shaq.
Best player that ever lived. End of story.Copy !req
50. - I'll be right back.
- I am a sucker for cilantro, I'll tell you.Copy !req
51. I had I just need to seize this moment
while Bob's in the bathroom.Copy !req
52. But, Jeremy and Larry,
for Bob's 40th birthday...Copy !req
53. what I want to do is to give him...Copy !req
54. one of those books
where each person does a page.Copy !req
55. - You know what I mean?
- What do you mean, a page?Copy !req
56. It could be anything you want.
Like, if you would draw something.Copy !req
57. You could do an art piece,
and you could write a recollection of Bob...Copy !req
58. or a poem, or something you can share.Copy !req
59. Make it funny, would be great,
if you could make it funny.Copy !req
60. - Great, I would love to do that.
- Thank you, he would love that.Copy !req
61. - That'd be an honor.
- Larry, would you like to do that?Copy !req
62. - A page?
- That would be nice.Copy !req
63. I mean, I have a limited amount of time.Copy !req
64. I've got his letter to write.Copy !req
65. You know, Bob's thing
doesn't have to be a big thing.Copy !req
66. - You could do that, honey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. Really? Good, thank you.Copy !req
68. Thank you, that'll be great.
Bob's birthday is on Saturday.Copy !req
69. So, if I could pick it up around Wednesday.Copy !req
70. Does anybody want to split
cheesecake or something?Copy !req
71. - I'd love dessert.
- Actually, we cannot stay for dessert.Copy !req
72. What?Copy !req
73. My parents came into town,
and I hate to leave them by themselves.Copy !req
74. - Where are you guys going?
- We're on our way back.Copy !req
75. - My parents are in town.
- Let's see, you want some...Copy !req
76. You want some money for this dinner?Copy !req
77. You want some money for the dinner?Copy !req
78. - Yeah.
- Sure.Copy !req
79. I don't know, how much was this?Copy !req
80. $60, or what, I don't know, $80?
What did you have?Copy !req
81. I mean, we just had some turkey.Copy !req
82. What did we have,
turkey and a glass of wine?Copy !req
83. I don't even know
what to put down here. I mean, I'm...Copy !req
84. $90, how's that, is that good? ls $90 good?Copy !req
85. $110?Copy !req
86. $115, what'd you have?Copy !req
87. Chicken and turkey
and a glass... I got $115, is that cool?Copy !req
88. - All right, bye, you guys.
- Bye, Cheryl.Copy !req
89. Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
90. - Larry, aren't you gonna say goodbye?
- Yeah, of course I'm gonna say goodbye.Copy !req
91. - All right, bye you guys.
- I was gonna say goodbye.Copy !req
92. - Drive safe, okay?
- I left $115.Copy !req
93. I go out to dinner, I wind up
with a homework assignment.Copy !req
94. What was all that goodbye business?
That was really embarrassing.Copy !req
95. I wanted to remind you to say goodbye.Copy !req
96. I was gonna say goodbye, I'm not a moron.
I know how to—Copy !req
97. - Sometimes you don't.
- What?Copy !req
98. Sometimes you forget
to say goodbye to people.Copy !req
99. I forget to say goodbye?
Never in my life have I forgotten.Copy !req
100. Yes, you have. Then people think
that you're doing it intentionally.Copy !req
101. That's ridiculous.
You know how much I paid for that dinner?Copy !req
102. I just kept putting money down.
Why didn't they stop me?Copy !req
103. - Why did you keep putting money down?
- Because they didn't stop me.Copy !req
104. - Thank you.
- You didn't have to put in that much.Copy !req
105. I kept saying, "Is that enough?" $80, $90.Copy !req
106. I hope my parents found something to eat.
I didn't even think about that.Copy !req
107. - How long are they staying for, anyway?
- They're staying till next week...Copy !req
108. when we go to Monterey
for Becky's wedding.Copy !req
109. - It doesn't work because that—
- Okay, all right!Copy !req
110. - I think they mean normally.
- Okay, but then I want Arabia.Copy !req
111. We already settled that.Copy !req
112. - It's not a country.
- It is a country.Copy !req
113. - Hi, guys.
- Hi.Copy !req
114. - ls Arabia a country?
- Arabia? No, it's Saudi Arabia.Copy !req
115. You don't know what the hell
you're talking about...Copy !req
116. "Mr. Expert in somebody else's field."Copy !req
117. What are you guys playing, Scattergories?Copy !req
118. - Yeah.
- Can I play?Copy !req
119. Hope you don't mind, we raided your games.Copy !req
120. - No, I don't care.
- No, we haven't played this—Copy !req
121. And your liquor.Copy !req
122. You wanna play a quick round
of Scattergories?Copy !req
123. - No, I'm gonna go up.
- Yeah, thank you, Captain Geography.Copy !req
124. Larry, don't you say goodnight?Copy !req
125. Goodnight, sorry.Copy !req
126. Goodnight.Copy !req
127. Okay, "J," five, go!Copy !req
128. Ohio State, that's a college with an "O."Copy !req
129. For heaven's sake.
Give me time, I want to do it, too.Copy !req
130. - Gosh!
- Occidental!Copy !req
131. Occidental.Copy !req
132. Honey, please don't yell
at my parents like that.Copy !req
133. - I wasn't yelling, I was helping.
- Angel.Copy !req
134. - They're not real, though.
- So what? They're in the sky.Copy !req
135. So what do you know about this page?Copy !req
136. Do you know anything about these pages?
Do you paste it on something?Copy !req
137. What do you know?
She's very vague about the whole thing.Copy !req
138. What are you supposed to write on it?
She wants a poem?Copy !req
139. "Something funny," she said.
Is it lined paper?Copy !req
140. Maybe I'll make little
fancy edges on the end.Copy !req
141. Don't they have, like, special scissors
to make those fancy edges on the end?Copy !req
142. Are you going to be using
your light much longer?Copy !req
143. I've been working on my letter, too...Copy !req
144. to the county museum,
my letter of recommendation.Copy !req
145. Would you like to hear it?Copy !req
146. "Dear LA County Museum.Copy !req
147. "This is a letter of recommendation
for a guy named...Copy !req
148. "a guy name Jeremy,
who's somewhat of an acquaintance.Copy !req
149. "And he draws beautiful concentric circles...Copy !req
150. "and geometric figures
that are quite moving."Copy !req
151. By the way, I could make those
triangles and those circles.Copy !req
152. You know, is that art?
I mean, if I could do it, is that art?Copy !req
153. - Goodnight.
- Goodnight.Copy !req
154. "Dear County Board.Copy !req
155. "I'm writing on behalf of Jeremy..."Copy !req
156. Okay.Copy !req
157. "I'll find out his last name
and write back to you."Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. So, have you ever done one of these pages?Copy !req
160. No. It's stupid.Copy !req
161. Who are you going to dinner with?Copy !req
162. - What situation did you put yourself in?
- It's all our friends.Copy !req
163. Listen, I can't go to the Laker game tonight.Copy !req
164. - Really?
- Yeah, Susie's gotta go to New York...Copy !req
165. 'cause her mom's sick,
and I gotta watch the kid.Copy !req
166. My gosh, so what are you gonna do?
Who's getting the ticket?Copy !req
167. Why don't you give it to Lewis?Copy !req
168. - Sure.
- Go with him.Copy !req
169. - Jeffy, how are you?
- Al, how are you doing?Copy !req
170. Good to see you, how are you?Copy !req
171. Good, Albert Mayo, Larry David,
Larry David, Albert Mayo.Copy !req
172. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
173. - Shaq's agent.
- No kidding?Copy !req
174. I'm going to the game tonight.Copy !req
175. - Are you really?
- I got his seats.Copy !req
176. You're going to love...
You're the Seinfeld guy, right?Copy !req
177. - Yeah.
- Shaq loves your show.Copy !req
178. - Really?
- Yeah, loves it.Copy !req
179. I gotta run, I gotta get to the Center.
Enjoy the game, have a good time.Copy !req
180. - It was great to meet you.
- Did you play anything?Copy !req
181. - Yeah, I won $300 off Doc Wiggins.
- Beautiful, see you later.Copy !req
182. - Bye-bye.
- I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
183. - Let's go.
- Just one favor.Copy !req
184. Just look at this thing on my back.Copy !req
185. - What is that?
- What do you think that is?Copy !req
186. I don't know what that is.
You know, you ought to go to a doctor.Copy !req
187. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. You know that guy right over there?Copy !req
189. That's Dr. Wiggins,
that's who he was talking about.Copy !req
190. - He's the Lakers' doctor, go ask him.
- But he's an orthopedic, right?Copy !req
191. They gotta know all the stuff.
He can look at it and go:Copy !req
192. "That's something or nothing."Copy !req
193. if he tells you it's nothing
to worry about, you're fine.Copy !req
194. - I'm gonna go hit some balls.
- I'll see you at the range.Copy !req
195. Dr. Wiggins?Copy !req
196. - How you doing?
- Good.Copy !req
197. I'm sorry to bother you with this.Copy !req
198. I got a little thing on my back,
and I was hoping...Copy !req
199. you could save me
a visit to a dermatologist.Copy !req
200. I'm sorry, I'm running a little late.Copy !req
201. It'll only take a second, take quick look at it.Copy !req
202. I'm sure it's nothing,
and you could just tell me if—Copy !req
203. You can make an appointment
and just come to the office.Copy !req
204. - I'll be happy to look at it there.
- I mean, it would just take a second.Copy !req
205. Just say is it something or nothing,
or, you know.Copy !req
206. - It's like looking at your watch, really.
- What do you do for a living?Copy !req
207. - I'm a writer.
- Next time you're in a big hurry...Copy !req
208. why don't you write me
a bunch of shit for free?Copy !req
209. All he had to do was take a look at it.
Would it have killed him?Copy !req
210. - The doctor?
- Yeah, the doctor.Copy !req
211. - What's the big deal?
- Come on, man.Copy !req
212. He's in the locker room.Copy !req
213. All he's gotta do is take one quick look,
take five seconds.Copy !req
214. How you doing?Copy !req
215. Man, I mean,
the guy's trying to relax like you.Copy !req
216. You gotta give the guy space.Copy !req
217. - Look at this.
- How are you doing today?Copy !req
218. - Good.
- Let me show you to your seats.Copy !req
219. - This'll be his and this'll be yours.
- These two, right here?Copy !req
220. Come on, enjoy the game.Copy !req
221. - My God.
- Look at this, how great is this?Copy !req
222. - Holy cow.
- Great, right? How great is this?Copy !req
223. - Is this fucking unbelievable?
- This is unbelievable.Copy !req
224. This is, you know, we have a great manager.
What can I tell you?Copy !req
225. Ladies and gentlemen,
your Los Angeles Lakers.Copy !req
226. You've got the best seat
in the house, you know that?Copy !req
227. You do.
The bench is right over here, look at this.Copy !req
228. You know, I can hear
everything Jackson's saying?Copy !req
229. I'll tell you what he said.Copy !req
230. Shaquille O'Neal.Copy !req
231. Anthony Peeler, two shots.Copy !req
232. What's he doing?
Why doesn't he put Shaq back in the game?Copy !req
233. - It's ridiculous.
- Who, Coach Jackson?Copy !req
234. Yeah, I'll ask him, with his eight rings,
that Larry David's upset.Copy !req
235. He's been out of the game for five minutes.Copy !req
236. Maybe he's upset.
Maybe, you know, he's tired.Copy !req
237. My God.Copy !req
238. Idiot, what did you do?Copy !req
239. - God, I'm so...
- What did you do?Copy !req
240. - Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
- Here, give us some room here, stand back.Copy !req
241. Take it easy. Where is it?Copy !req
242. - My knee.
- Your knee?Copy !req
243. - My knee.
- Okay, easy.Copy !req
244. Look at this shit.Copy !req
245. It's not an assassination attempt,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
246. - Can you straighten it, Shaq?
- No.Copy !req
247. - Can you put any weight on it?
- Larry, how did that happen?Copy !req
248. I don't know, I stuck my legs out.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
249. Let's get him up,
I'll hold the leg, get him up. Get him up.Copy !req
250. - I'm so sorry.
- Can you put any weight on it?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. It was an accident.Copy !req
253. - Just sit down.
- It was an accident!Copy !req
254. This is a nightmare.Copy !req
255. I think we should get going.
I'm very uncomfortable.Copy !req
256. - I'm fucking out of here.
- Let's get out of here, come on.Copy !req
257. Just go.Copy !req
258. Go. Get out of here, go ahead, hurry up.Copy !req
259. It was an accident.Copy !req
260. - Take a hike.
- It was an accident.Copy !req
261. Yeah, no, believe me, Julie, I saw it.
I saw him on the news.Copy !req
262. I saw the whole thing, and he just walked in.Copy !req
263. I can't talk right now.
I'll talk to you later. Okay.Copy !req
264. - My God!
- What news? You saw me on the news?Copy !req
265. - Yeah, of course I did.
- Me?Copy !req
266. They said you tripped Shaquille O'Neal,
now he'll be out for two months.Copy !req
267. You mean I tripped him?
They said Larry David?Copy !req
268. They have a close-up of you.
They have it in slow motion.Copy !req
269. They have,
"Larry David took out Shaquille O'Neal."Copy !req
270. For two months he's gonna be out.Copy !req
271. And the phone will not stop ringing.Copy !req
272. Could you please take this
to the next room...Copy !req
273. so that we can just watch our show?Copy !req
274. Look, can we call you back tomorrow?Copy !req
275. - It's just so hectic.
- Two months?Copy !req
276. He's gonna be out two months?Copy !req
277. Yeah, two months. And not only that...Copy !req
278. one of the reporters thinks that...Copy !req
279. you had a motive,
because you're a Knicks fan.Copy !req
280. Yeah, I did have a motive.
I wanted to kill him, I had a motive.Copy !req
281. Can you take it outside, please?
How about a little consideration, okay?Copy !req
282. - Sorry.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
283. My parents are trying to watch their show.Copy !req
284. Don't you say goodnight?Copy !req
285. Asshole!Copy !req
286. Yeah, you, it's all your fault!Copy !req
287. Yeah, asshole!Copy !req
288. What the fuck?Copy !req
289. It was an accident.Copy !req
290. I was just stretching my legs out
and he tripped.Copy !req
291. They took away my tickets.
The Lakers took away my tickets.Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- They can't do that.Copy !req
293. Sure they can, it's on the back of the ticket.Copy !req
294. I'm responsible for whoever sits in my seat.Copy !req
295. What were you stretching for?
What reason? You're in the first row.Copy !req
296. - How could you need to stretch?
- I stuck my legs out.Copy !req
297. Holy shit, you know
how hard I worked for those?Copy !req
298. One game, the first game,
and you fuck the whole thing up!Copy !req
299. Sorry.Copy !req
300. Have a great day.Copy !req
301. - Fuck!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
302. - What can I do? Can I do anything?
- Buy the team.Copy !req
303. That would be a help.Copy !req
304. - Hey, Chuck.
- Larry, how are you doing?Copy !req
305. - Okay.
- What happened at the game last night?Copy !req
306. I mean, Shaq is coming off the bench...Copy !req
307. you got your legs stretched out,
I mean, the guy just trips.Copy !req
308. - It was an accident.
- I know, you got to be careful.Copy !req
309. You're sitting there,
you know, you see a player coming...Copy !req
310. it's a big mountain of a guy.Copy !req
311. - You got to be able to see him.
- I know, I know.Copy !req
312. It was a stupid thing, it was an accident.Copy !req
313. Yeah, I know. But, I mean, without Shaq,
we can't win this, you know?Copy !req
314. How much more clear can I be?
No comment.Copy !req
315. All right, thank you.Copy !req
316. You've got a boatload of messages...Copy !req
317. and when the phone wasn't ringing,
faxes were coming in.Copy !req
318. I want to try to get in touch
with Shaquille O'Neal, okay?Copy !req
319. So find out where he is.
He might be in a hospital.Copy !req
320. I don't know. But...Copy !req
321. Forget it, don't even answer it.Copy !req
322. I also heard that he's a big Seinfeld fan.
I want to get Seinfeld tapes, if you can.Copy !req
323. All the Seinfeld shows, every one.Copy !req
324. And I don't know...Copy !req
325. Have you ever done
a page in a birthday book?Copy !req
326. Yeah, all the magazine shows are calling.
They're gonna do a spread.Copy !req
327. - I'm going home.
- No goodbye?Copy !req
328. Jesus!Copy !req
329. Oh, man.Copy !req
330. Don't leave that in the middle.
I gotta put this in here.Copy !req
331. Put it wherever you want to put it.
It's fine with me.Copy !req
332. - What's going on?
- We're leaving.Copy !req
333. - You're what?
- We're leaving.Copy !req
334. - It's a little too busy around here for us.
- Too much commotion for us.Copy !req
335. - Really, you're going?
- We'll leave you with your chaos.Copy !req
336. Holy mackerel.Copy !req
337. Mom, I wish you guys
wouldn't leave so soon. I mean...Copy !req
338. - It's time, honey.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
339. Dad, don't you want to stay
a little bit longer?Copy !req
340. All right, I mean, if you reconsider,
you can come back.Copy !req
341. - Good luck with your telephone.
- That's sad, it's sad.Copy !req
342. Don't you say goodbye?Copy !req
343. - They were in a hurry.
- It's a little rude, you know?Copy !req
344. Wow! Boy.Copy !req
345. - Too much turmoil for them, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
346. Larry! I'm so glad I caught you at home.Copy !req
347. I'm so glad.Copy !req
348. I don't know if you got started on that page
for Bob's birthday book.Copy !req
349. You know why? 'Cause I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
350. I just decided it was too overwhelming...Copy !req
351. and I thought, get him some cologne.Copy !req
352. I've been giving this thing
some thought, you know?Copy !req
353. - I'm sorry, I feel—
- I was gonna do a basketball with...Copy !req
354. I was going to forge
some of the Lakers' signatures on it...Copy !req
355. Really? Well—Copy !req
356. Yeah, and then I was gonna write
a couple of...Copy !req
357. my memories from the two times
we had dinner together...Copy !req
358. I feel so bad. I can see that you're upset.Copy !req
359. I had a beautiful rainbow with
"l love you, Bob," and...Copy !req
360. Really, that's wonderful.Copy !req
361. And I'm sure there's some kind of thing
you can develop with it at some point.Copy !req
362. How did the other
acquaintances take it, okay?Copy !req
363. - You know, they were fine.
- Yeah? Good.Copy !req
364. They were just fine with it,
you know? Thanks.Copy !req
365. - Is that Jill?
- Yeah, she...Copy !req
366. canceled the page in the birthday book.Copy !req
367. Nobody wants to have, apparently,
anything to do with me...Copy !req
368. because of Shaquille O'Neal.Copy !req
369. - That's kind of sad.
- Sad? What are you, crazy?Copy !req
370. I'm gonna go to Starbucks
and get some coffee.Copy !req
371. - Starbucks? Wait, I'll go with you.
- No, I just want to get out of the house.Copy !req
372. No.Copy !req
373. Adora, if anybody wants me,
I'm going to Starbucks!Copy !req
374. I'll take a mocha.Copy !req
375. And I'll have a vanilla...Copy !req
376. One of the vanilla bullshit things.Copy !req
377. You know, do whatever you want.Copy !req
378. Some vanilla bullshit, latte cappa-thing.
Whatever you got, I don't care.Copy !req
379. You got it.Copy !req
380. What? What's the problem?Copy !req
381. - I don't really like this...
- What?Copy !req
382. - This new Larry.
- What's the matter?Copy !req
383. Just too enthusiastic,
and I miss the old Larry.Copy !req
384. - Do you?
- Yeah. There's Jeremy.Copy !req
385. Larry, I'm glad I caught up to you.
Housekeeper said you'd be down here.Copy !req
386. I want to talk to you real quick.Copy !req
387. - Let me take a guess.
- All right.Copy !req
388. - All right, can I take a guess?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
389. You don't want me to write
the letter of recommendation.Copy !req
390. - Wow! Yeah.
- Holy, what a—Copy !req
391. - That's a load off my mind, I'll tell you.
- It's a shame, though.Copy !req
392. 'Cause I wrote some really laudatory things
about your work...Copy !req
393. with the geometric shapes...Copy !req
394. the triangles and the trapezoids
and all of that.Copy !req
395. There's a little more to it than that—Copy !req
396. I don't know,
but they're very compelling figures...Copy !req
397. - the triangle and the square and...
- Thank you.Copy !req
398. You take care of yourself.
Maybe some other time.Copy !req
399. I'm available for any kind of favor
that you need.Copy !req
400. Okay, thanks a lot, bye-bye, now.Copy !req
401. Coffee on me! Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
402. free coffee and donuts
and Danish and bagels.Copy !req
403. Anything you want.
On me, I got it, everybody, come on.Copy !req
404. Come on up, get some coffee.
That's right, go ahead, enjoy yourself.Copy !req
405. Thataway, that's it, don't be shy.
Thank you very much, thank you.Copy !req
406. Come on, people, everything on me.Copy !req
407. This is very good, by the way, thank you.
It's a cafe latte? What is that, milk?Copy !req
408. - Milk and coffee?
- Milk and coffee, yeah.Copy !req
409. Milk and coffee, who would've thought?Copy !req
410. - Milk and coffee.
- We can go now if you want.Copy !req
411. - My God, what a drink!
- I want to take off.Copy !req
412. - It's milk and coffee mixed together.
- Let's do that.Copy !req
413. We've gotta go there,
sit down, have a donut, have a bagel.Copy !req
414. - ls Shaquille O'Neal on this floor?
- Down the hall.Copy !req
415. Thank you very much, thank you.Copy !req
416. Paging Dr. Bender. Paging Dr. Bender.Copy !req
417. Excuse me, are you a doctor?Copy !req
418. - Yes, I'm a doctor.
- Could you do me a favor?Copy !req
419. Would you mind taking a quick glance
at this thing on my back?Copy !req
420. Tell me if it's anything
that I should be concerned about.Copy !req
421. - Sure, turn around.
- Right over here.Copy !req
422. - Do you see that over...
- This is a solar keratosis.Copy !req
423. - What is that?
- It's benign, it's from the sun.Copy !req
424. - Really?
- I wouldn't worry about it. It's nothing.Copy !req
425. - My God, thank you.
- Sure.Copy !req
426. That was so nice of you to do that.Copy !req
427. More doctors should be like you.Copy !req
428. - Stay out of the sun.
- Okay, thanks, Doc.Copy !req
429. Excuse me.Copy !req
430. I've got these tapes I'd like to give
to Shaquille O'Neal. Is that possible?Copy !req
431. Just leave them there.
We'll make sure he gets them.Copy !req
432. - Really? Thank you very much.
- Hey, Larry.Copy !req
433. - Hey, Albert.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
434. I just was gonna give these
Seinfeld tapes to Shaq.Copy !req
435. That's really nice of you.Copy !req
436. Nice of you to come down here to apologize.Copy !req
437. - That's very... He'll appreciate it.
- I was actually just coming to drop them off.Copy !req
438. - I wouldn't dare even...
- I'm going in there now.Copy !req
439. I'll take you in there with me, come on.Copy !req
440. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
441. - What, you think he's gonna hurt you?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
442. I'm sure he'd appreciate an apology.Copy !req
443. - It was an accident.
- I'll apologize.Copy !req
444. What can you do? Things happen.Copy !req
445. That's a great present.
He'll be on his back for two months.Copy !req
446. - You think he'll like it?
- He loves it, it's his favorite show.Copy !req
447. - Great.
- So how things been going?Copy !req
448. - Never been better.
- Good.Copy !req
449. - What do you got, big guy?
- Peanut butter.Copy !req
450. Dairy product, peanut butter.
What you mean, no?Copy !req
451. - Peanut butter is not a dairy product.
- It's not dairy.Copy !req
452. The whole world knows
peanut butter is a dairy product.Copy !req
453. - What are you saying?
- Dairy is from a cow.Copy !req
454. - Peanuts are not a dairy product.
- Peanut butter, moo.Copy !req
455. Okay, peanuts come from
the ground or something.Copy !req
456. - Albert, how you doing?
- Look who I found wandering the halls.Copy !req
457. Larry David, Shaquille O'Neal.
He's got something he wants to say to you.Copy !req
458. I'm so sorry...Copy !req
459. about the incident, and I don't know
how that could've happened.Copy !req
460. I was stretching.
I never sat there before. I'm sorry.Copy !req
461. Is that supposed to help? "Sorry"?Copy !req
462. I don't know what to do
to make it up to you.Copy !req
463. I brought you these Seinfeld tapes.
Albert told me you were a big fan.Copy !req
464. - I am.
- I got you all the tapes of every episode.Copy !req
465. You have every tape of every show?Copy !req
466. - Listen...
- Scattergories.Copy !req
467. Dairy products. Peanut butter...Copy !req
468. would be considered a dairy product,
am I correct?Copy !req
469. - Absolutely, butter.
- Thank you.Copy !req
470. - A man that has some sense.
- No.Copy !req
471. Okay, listen, I've got
"Pendant, Porsche, Popeye...Copy !req
472. "Pago Pago, and Provolone."Copy !req
473. - Doc's killing us.
- I'm gonna go to the can, I'll be right back.Copy !req
474. - Told you he was smart. What's the score?
- All right, now he has 26.Copy !req
475. - And what do I have?
- You have 25.Copy !req
476. - And what do you got?
- I have 25.Copy !req
477. By the way, didn't the doctor...Copy !req
478. mention five items for "P"?Copy !req
479. Yeah.Copy !req
480. There's no "Pago Pago"
and "provolone" on this list...Copy !req
481. if you just want to check it out.Copy !req
482. - Oh, my God.
- The doc is cheating at Scattergories?Copy !req
483. He was obviously making it up
after the time ran out.Copy !req
484. - Why would you cheat at Scattergories?
- A doctor.Copy !req
485. - You want to play another game?
- Doc.Copy !req
486. - How can you cheat at Scattergories?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
487. What do you mean? You gave us five names.
There's only three here.Copy !req
488. Listen, Doc, you know what?
I'm sick and tired of you.Copy !req
489. - You're fired, get out.
- I didn't cheat at anything.Copy !req
490. Get this guy out of here, you're fired.Copy !req
491. - I won, Shaq.
- Get out.Copy !req
492. - Al, come on.
- I told you to get out.Copy !req
493. - Get his ass out of here.
- The timer ran out.Copy !req
494. - The timer didn't run out, you cheated.
- It's the timer.Copy !req
495. - No, it's not the timer, get out.
- I was gonna write it down.Copy !req
496. - Get your ass out of here, get out.
- You heard him. Get out!Copy !req
497. You gotta go.Copy !req
498. Don't you say goodbye?Copy !req
499. Notice how no one ever
says goodbye anymore?Copy !req
500. - Have you noticed that? It's unbelievable.
- Yeah.Copy !req
501. Why can't people leave a room
and be a little polite?Copy !req
502. Okay, my favorite Seinfeld episode
was The Contest.Copy !req
503. The Contest?
I got it, you want The Contest?Copy !req
504. if you pop in The Contest,
I'll let bygones be bygones...Copy !req
505. and I forgot that you tripped me.Copy !req
506. Peanut butter is a dairy product.Copy !req
507. - Shaq?
- Yes?Copy !req
508. Kind of an odd thing. I had a chance
to go back and look at your file...Copy !req
509. and I don't know how this happened,
but it seems Dr. Wiggins misread the MRl.Copy !req
510. His initial diagnosis of the complete tear
of the quadriceps tendon...Copy !req
511. it's a partial tear at best.Copy !req
512. if you sit down for maybe a week,
you'll be back to full strength.Copy !req
513. - That's great!
- One week? I can't believe it!Copy !req
514. I was alone.Copy !req
515. Excuse me, I'm sorry.Copy !req
516. - Could you give me a ride?
- The doctor.Copy !req
517. - Yes, from upstairs.
- Yeah.Copy !req
518. - Yes, how's your back?
- Okay, Barry, come on, let's go.Copy !req
519. - What...
- Stay out of the sun.Copy !req
520. - He's not a doctor?
- Sixth floor, Psychiatric.Copy !req