Curb Your Enthusiasm 2x7

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2. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

3. BECAUSE EVERYBODY,

4. SEES HER AS EVELYN.

5. OH, I SEE.

6. TO BRING EVELYN BACK.

7. SHE CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT.

8. BE CALLED "AREN'T YOU EVELYN?".

9. OR, "I'M NOT EVELYN", SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

10. I LOVE IT.

11. IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT?

12. ABOUT THIS.

13. THIS IS WONDERFUL, THIS IS GOOD.

14. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

15. I MEAN, I'M NOT SURPRISED

16. SOMETHING BRILLIANT, YOU DID.

17. IT'S VERY FUNNY.

18. SO EXCITED.

19. HEY, WHAT'S WITH YOU AND THE WATER?

20. DOCTOR'S ORDERS, I'M DEHYDRATED OR SOMETHING,

21. EIGHT OF THESE A DAY.

22. TO THE BATHROOM.

23. OH.

24. THAT JASON'S GOING TO BE WORKING WITH US AS WELL.

25. JASON?

26. ALEXANDER.

27. ALEXANDER, YOU'RE KIDDING ME?

28. NO, ISN'T THAT GREAT?

29. WHAT'S HE DOING?

30. WELL, IT'S ABOUT A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER AND...

31. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

32. OH, PAST FEW WEEKS.

33. WE'VE HAD A FEW MEETINGS AND, UH,

34. WE'RE VERY CLOSE TO HAVING IT HAPPEN.

35. WHERE DID YOU MEET, IF I MAY ASK?

36. UH, HERE.

37. HE CAME HERE?

38. YES, JASON, HERE, YEAH.

39. BUT FOUR MEETINGS NOW, AND SUCH A WONDERFUL ACTOR.

40. YEAH, NOTHING LIKE HIM, HE'S THE GREATEST GUY.

41. AND THEY'LL BOTH BE SO DIFFERENT FROM HOW THEY WERE ON SEINFELD.

42. SO, I'M JUST THRILLED ABOUT THIS...

43. THAT THIS IS GRAND.

44. THIS IS A GREEN LIGHT, ABSOLUTELY.

45. ABOUT THIS.

46. WELL, WE'RE DELIGHTED...

47. THANK YOU. THANK Y.

48. OH, I'M SO PLEASED.

49. SO NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL PART OF THE ABC FAMILY...

50. OH WELL.

51. WE'RE HAVING A SCREENING OF "HARRIET BEECHER STOWE" TONIGHT.

52. OH MY GOD, MY WIFE'S GOOD FRIEND WAS THE ART DIRECTOR ON THAT.

53. IT'S GREAT.

54. OH, HOW IS SUZY?

55. WE, UH, SPLIT UP.

56. I'M LIVING IN A HOTEL.

57. OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

58. DON'T BE, IT'S GREAT.

59. BUT, IT'S A WONDERFUL MINI-SERIES.

60. PART ONE IS TONIGHT, PART TWO IS TOMORROW NIGHT.

61. IT'S JUST BEAUTIFULLY SHOT.

62. REALLY.

63. LOVE YOU TO COME.

64. MY OLDER KID HAS PINK EYE, SO...

65. AWW.

66. I MEAN, IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS, BUT, YOU KNOW.

67. OH SORRY, YOU'LL COME LARRY?

68. YEAH, SURE.

69. WE'LL GO, SURE.

70. AND AFTERWARDS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOMETHING

71. OVER AT THE HOUSE, ANN'S PREPARING,

72. AND, YOU CAN COME ALONG, ALRIGHT?

73. OKAY.

74. ALRIGHT GOOD, WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.

75. ALRIGHT, WONDERFUL.

76. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN,

77. AND HARRIET TUBMAN?

78. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE MIGHT BE DUE FOR SOME SEX TONIGHT.

79. YOU THINK?

80. I DO, YEAH.

81. AND DIDN'T TELL ME?

82. HEY.

83. HEY.

84. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO START.

85. OVER HERE?

86. YEAH.

87. WALKING OVER THERE.

88. SO, I'M GONNA GO IN OVER THERE, I'M NOT HERE.

89. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU.

90. HAVE NOT SEEN ME.

91. ALRIGHT, BYE, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

92. YEAH, HE'S HARD TO MISS.

93. LARRY, I'M SO GLAD YOU WERE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

94. HI.

95. HI, I'M LANE MICHAELSON.

96. HI.

97. HE'S THE ABC GUY.

98. YOUR HUSBAND ON BOARD.

99. LISTEN, WE'RE GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT AT THE HOUSE, RIGHT?

100. YES, AT THE HOUSE.

101. ANN'S GONNA WANT TO SEE YOU, SO PLEASE.

102. REALLY?

103. YES, OKAY, TAKE CARE, HAVE A GREAT TIME.

104. ENJOY THE SHOW.

105. THANK YOU.

106. JEEZ, I'M EXHAUSTED.

107. WOW, HE MUST HAVE A LOT ON HIS MIND TONIGHT.

108. A LOT OF COFFEE, THAT MAN.

109. HE WAS, LIKE, IN SUCH A HURRY.

110. EXCUSE ME, THERE'S NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE THEATER.

111. I'M SORRY.

112. OH.

113. REALLY, I GOT A CONDITION, I REALLY NEED TO HAVE THIS.

114. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FINISH IT OUT HERE, I'M SORRY.

115. OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO IN AND...

116. GET A SEAT.

117. AND I'LL MEET YOU IN THERE.

118. I MEAN, WHAT IF I HAVE, LIKE, A REALLY BAD KIDNEY THING?

119. I'M NOT...

120. FINISH IT OUTSIDE.

121. YEAH, MAYBE, MAYBE I SHOULD.

122. THESE SEATS?

123. WOW, GREAT SEATS.

124. I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE WATER YOU'VE HAD.

125. OH YEAH.

126. I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.

127. THIS IS GREAT, WHAT A NICE LITTLE THEATER.

128. YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

129. GET RID OF THE WATER?

130. YEAH, I THINK IT IS.

131. WHAT'S THE DEAL? WHAT IS SHE DOING?

132. OR IS SHE A GUEST?

133. YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS WORKING.

134. ME TOO.

135. EXCUSE ME.

136. LARRY...

137. EXCUSE ME?

138. DO YOU WORK HERE?

139. NO.

140. GET RID OF THE WATER THEN?

141. WITH WATER.

142. THERE'S NO WATER, THAT'S THE RULES.

143. I DON'T SEE HOW IT WAS YOUR CONCERN.

144. YOU DON'T WORK HERE.

145. IT'S THE RULES.

146. THE SIGN SAYS, "NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE THEATER".

147. I'M SURE WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO HAVE A WATER.

148. OH YEAH, WE'RE ALL DYING OF THIRST.

149. THE HALLWAY MONITOR HERE?

150. THE RULES DON'T APPLY?

151. I'M APPLYING THE GOLDEN RULE, ARE YOU?

152. I DON'T THINK THE GOLDEN RULE APPLIES HERE.

153. IF YOU HAD WATER,

154. YOU NOT TO BRING IT IN?

155. I DON'T THINK SO.

156. HOW ABOUT COMMON COURTESY, BUDDY?

157. OH, BUT THAT DOESN'T SUPERSEDE THE GOLDEN RULE.

158. THAT'S THE BIG ONE.

159. YOU'RE NUTS.

160. YOU'RE NUTS.

161. ALRIGHT.

162. JACKASS.

163. NOW, DON'T BRING ANY PENS OR PENCILS IN.

164. QUIET.

165. LOSER.

166. EXCUSE ME, MRS. CANTOR, WE'VE GOT HOMEWORK.

167. GIVE US HOMEWORK.

168. SORRY, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST RUDE.

169. AND SHE'S SITTING THERE.

170. NOW, IS SHE A GUEST? DOES SHE WORK THERE?

171. SHE'S JUST SOME PERSON THAT WOULDN'T LET ME BRING IT IN.

172. WE HAD THIS HUGE FIGHT.

173. SHE'S RIGHT, THERE SHE IS, RIGHT THERE ON THE RIGHT.

174. SHE'S TALKING TO ANN MICHAELSON,

175. YOU KNOW, LANE MICHAELSON'S WIFE.

176. THAT'S HER, THAT'S WHO SHE'S TALKING TO.

177. THAT'S LANE MICHAELSON'S WIFE?

178. THAT'S LANE MICHAELSON'S WIFE.

179. WELL.

180. WELL, YOU KNOW, SO TOMORROW NIGHT,

181. BEFORE PART TWO?

182. NO.

183. WELL, I WANT TO GO TO PART TWO.

184. YOU'VE GOTTA GO TO PART TWO, YOU'RE PART OF THE ABC FAMILY.

185. YEAH, WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO PART TWO.

186. YEAH, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DINNER WITH YOU THOUGH.

187. MADE PLANS.

188. THAT'S ALRIGHT.

189. WE DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, WE JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO DINNER WITH YOU.

190. FROZEN MARGARITAS?

191. FROZEN MARGARITAS, THANK YOU.

192. YOU GOTTA GO,

193. 'CAUSE SHE SHOWED A LOT OF CLEAVAGE FOR THAT TIME.

194. STOP IT.

195. IN THAT TIME I DON'T THINK

196. AND SHE'S REALLY, IT WAS A LITTLE MUCH IF YOU ASK ME.

197. I GUESS IT IS, CLEAVAGE.

198. OH, UH, OH.

199. CHEST FREEZE! CHEST FREEZE!

200. OKAY, LARRY.

201. TO THE TOP OF YOUR...

202. NO, NO, YOUR TONGUE TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH.

203. ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

204. OH, OH.

205. CHEST FREEZE.

206. OH I SEE, YEAH.

207. IT WAS TOO COLD, SORRY.

208. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

209. IT'LL GO AWAY.

210. SO, ANN YOU'VE MET LARRY?

211. NO, I HAVEN'T MET LARRY BUT I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.

212. LARRY, ANN.

213. CHERYL.

214. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

215. AND I'M JEFF GREEN, WE MET, I, UH...

216. OH, HI.

217. I CAN USE?

218. YEAH, RIGHT DOWN THERE.

219. RIGHT DOWN THERE?

220. YEAH, JUST TO THE RIGHT, JUST GO DOWN TO THE END TO...

221. YOUR PRODUCER, DIRECTOR,

222. THEY DIDN'T REVEAL THAT MUCH BOSOM IN THAT DAY.

223. THEY DIDN'T REVEAL THAT MUCH BOSOM IN THAT DAY.

224. HELLO.

225. OH, HI.

226. IS THAT A BATHROOM?

227. UM, YEAH, WHY? DO YOU HAVE TO GO POTTY?

228. YEAH, I DO HAVE TO GO POTTY.

229. YOU CAN GO IN THERE.

230. OH, OKAY.

231. WELL, THANK YOU.

232. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

233. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

234. OH, I'M JUST BRUSHING MY DOLL'S HAIR.

235. OH YEAH, WHAT'S HER NAME?

236. JUDY.

237. BOY, SHE'S GOT PRETTY LONG HAIR.

238. YEAH. YEAH.

239. IT'S TOO LONG?

240. IT'S KIND OF LONG.

241. YEAH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GIVE IT A HAIRCUT?

242. GIVE IT A HAIRCUT?

243. CAN YOU?

244. I GUESS.

245. OKAY.

246. ALRIGHT.

247. SEE THIS THING?

248. YEAH, UH HUH.

249. IT'S CALLED A SWISS ARMY KNIFE.

250. MM HMM.

251. OF SWITZERLAND?

252. YEAH.

253. IT'S A COUNTRY IN EUROPE AND THEY DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT.

254. DO THEIR FIGHTING FOR THEM,

255. AND EAT CHOCOLATE.

256. UM...

257. ABOUT, RIGHT THERE.

258. OH, YOU WANNA GIVE IT

259. DOROTHY HAMILL THING, HUH?

260. YEAH.

261. BOY, SHE'S GOT REALLY THICK HAIR.

262. UH HUH, AT LEAST IT'LL BE SHORTER.

263. MM HMM, ALRIGHT.

264. OH YEAH.

265. MUCH PRETTIER.

266. I THINK SO TOO, LOOK AT THAT.

267. I DID A GREAT JOB.

268. YEAH, YOU DID A GREAT JOB.

269. YEAH, NOW I'D TAKE HER OUT.

270. YEAH, NOW THIS IS

271. AND IT LOOKS GREAT.

272. YOU SOMETHING?

273. IT'S A VERY FRENCH LOOK, IT'S VERY FRENCH.

274. SHE LOOKS PRETTIER.

275. GOOD LUCK JUDY!

276. THANK YOU.

277. LARRY, THERE'S NO LOCK ON THAT BATHROOM DOOR.

278. I KNOW.

279. THAT'S CRAZY.

280. I KNOW, IT'S INSANE.

281. THAT'S YOUR TOP PRIORITY IN A HOUSE.

282. IN THE BATHROOM.

283. YEAH, OF COURSE.

284. WHILE I GO?

285. SURE.

286. TWO MINUTES.

287. MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

288. TARA, WHAT IS IT, HONEY?

289. MY DOLL'S HAIR.

290. WHY DID YOU CUT HER HAIR?

291. I DIDN'T CUT IT, HE DID, HE CUT IT.

292. IS THIS TRUE?

293. YEAH, WELL, SHE ASKED ME,

294. GIVE IT A HAIRCUT.

295. IT'S TRUE MOMMY.

296. MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM,

297. AND YOU CUT HER JUDY'S HAIR.

298. IT'S NOT FAIR.

299. WELL, SHE ASKED ME TO GIVE IT A HAIRCUT.

300. UH HUH, AND DID YOU

301. WOULDN'T GROW BACK?

302. HE DIDN'T TELL HER IT WOULDN'T GROW BACK.

303. WAS UNDERSTOOD.

304. HAS A VIVID IMAGINATION.

305. SHE'S EXTREMELY GIFTED...

306. SORRY.

307. AND THIS LITTLE GIRL DOESN'T KNOW THAT HER DOLLY'S HAIR

308. GROW BACK.

309. DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS JUDY.

310. I THOUGHT...

311. SHE IS A COLLECTOR'S ITEM.

312. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS.

313. I CAN...

314. BEFORE SHE WAS BORN.

315. WELL, I CAN REPLACE IT, I'M SURE I CAN.

316. OH YOU CAN REPLACE IT.

317. THE BEANY BABY,

318. OUT OF PRODUCTION, O.O.P., OKAY?

319. NOT COMING BACK.

320. IT'S NEVER GONNA GROW BACK.

321. WHAT IS THAT?

322. I GUESS I MISSED A STRAND THERE, I GOT A SWISS ARMY...

323. IT'S UGLY MOMMY!

324. LET ME GET IT, I GOT A SWISS ARMY KNIFE,

325. I COULD GET THAT.

326. IT'S UGLY, THE HAIRCUT'S UGLY!

327. LET'S GO, TARA.

328. I...

329. EARLIER, SHE LIKED IT.

330. NOT A SURPRISE.

331. UNDERSTOOD THAT...

332. LARRY...

333. GO AHEAD.

334. JESUS CHRIST.

335. WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT WHEN YOU CUT A DOLL'S HAIR

336. IT DOESN'T GROW BACK.

337. KNOW BETTER.

338. I MEAN, I THOUGHT THE DOLL LOOKED A LOT BETTER,

339. THE TRUTH.a

340. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE BEFORE, SO...

341. WELL, IT WAS UGLY, IT WAS WAY DOWN TO HER WAIST.

342. WHAT'S THE DOLL'S NAME, JUDY?

343. YEAH.

344. HELP YOU WITH THIS, OKAY.

345. A HUGE DOLL COLLECTION.

346. FILLED WITH DOLLS.

347. THAT JUDY DOLL.

348. YOU THINK SHE'S GOT A JUDY DOLL?

349. IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME, I'M NOT POSITIVE.

350. WE CAN GO IN TOMORROW, ZIP IN, ZIP OUT, BOOM.

351. THE DOLL IF...

352. NO, MY DAUGHTER'S NOT GONNA CARE.

353. SHE'S NOT GONNA NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

354. SHE HASN'T PLAYED WITH IT IN A LONG TIME ANYHOW.

355. WE'LL GO BY THE HOUSE TOMORROW, WE'LL CHECK IT OUT.

356. YEAH, I MEAN, OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS UGLY HERE.

357. I KNOW.

358. NO, I MEAN, IT'S JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN I GOT THIS DEAL AND...

359. COULD GO DOWN THE DRAIN.

360. IT REALLY COULD.

361. WELL, I...

362. HONESTLY, I HAVE NEVER

363. IN MY LIFE, REALLY.

364. I FUCKED UP.

365. BE FUNNY NOW BECAUSE...

366. NO.

367. 'CAUSE I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD.

368. I FUCKED UP.

369. YEAH.

370. MICHAELSON REALLY KNOWS ME, HE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT ME.

371. WELL, WHAT DID HE SEE EXACTLY?

372. UH, EVERYTHING, EXACTLY, OKAY?

373. LIKE, IMAGINE

374. ON SOMEBODY.

375. OKAY, I GOT IT...

376. YOU THINK YOU'RE ALONE AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM...

377. OKAY, I GOT IT.

378. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

379. I GOT IT.

380. INTO HIM AT SOCIAL FUNCTIONS,

381. AND SCREENINGS.

382. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

383. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

384. 'CAUSE OF THIS?

385. YEAH, I DO.

386. WE CAN'T GO TO NBC ANYMORE,

387. PROBLEMS WITH GENERAL ELECTRIC.

388. HBO, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THEM.

389. IT'S ALL RUNNING OUT.

390. WELL, THAT'S YOUR FAULT.

391. WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WORRY,

392. ALL BE MOOT.

393. WHY?

394. BECAUSE IF I DON'T REPLACE THE DOLL, IT'S OVER.

395. DIVORCE?

396. IS IT A DIVORCE?

397. YEAH, IT'S A DIVORCE.

398. 'CAUSE YOU'RE MOVING OUT.

399. HUH?

400. I WISH YOU WOULDN'T TALK ANYMORE TONIGHT,

401. THAT'S WHAT I WISH...

402. I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY ONE MORE THING TO ME.

403. SUZY!

404. HEY, SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS?

405. I'M POSITIVE, C'MON.

406. YOU DON'T THINK SAMI'S GONNA MIND?

407. SHE'S NOT GONNA NOTICE?

408. SHE'S GOT A MILLION DOLLS, SHE'S NOT GONNA NOTICE ANYTHING.

409. IN DOLL WORLD.

410. SO, THERE'S DOLLS HERE, HERE, HERE...

411. LOOK AT ALL THESE.

412. WOW.

413. MONEY I'VE SPENT ON DOLLS.

414. HOLY COW, LOOK AT THIS.

415. THIS ISN'T JUDY, IS IT?

416. THIS?

417. NO, I THINK JUDY'S HAIR WAS LIGHTER.

418. OKAY, ALRIGHT, I'LL LOOK.

419. SHE LOOKS SWISS...

420. SHE LOOKS LIKE JUDY, SHE LOOKS SWISS, ALRIGHT.

421. YEAH, WHAT'S UP HERE? IS ALL THIS, ANY STUFF UP HERE?

422. THERE'S DOLLS UP HERE?

423. JUDY! JUDY! JUDY!

424. THERE YOU GO.

425. NO.

426. YES, IT IS, OF COURSE IT IS.

427. NO, IT'S NOT HER.

428. THAT'S JUDY.

429. NO, IT'S NOT JUDY!

430. I'VE SEEN JUDY, THAT'S JUDY, I'M TELLING YOU...

431. NO, NO, NO, JUDY HAS, JUDY HAS BROWN EYES.

432. NO!

433. SHE HAS BLUE EYES.

434. WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW THE EYES.

435. NO, I DO KNOW THE EYES 'CAUSE I...

436. C'MON, I SEE MY DAUGHTER CALL HER JUDY.

437. JUDY, BROWN EYES, I MADE, I SAID IT IN MY HEAD.

438. JUDY BROWN EYES, YES.

439. 'CAUSE I KNOW THE SONG IS SWEET JUDY BLUE EYES,

440. AND SHE HAS BROWN EYES, IT'S BROWN EYES.

441. WOW!

442. THAT'S NOT JUDY!

443. SWEET JUDY BROWN EYES.

444. HOLY SHIT, WHERE THE...

445. ARE SCARY.

446. BALD ONES UP HERE.

447. JUDY.

448. WHAT?

449. JUDY!

450. IT'S HER.

451. YEAH.

452. JUDY! JUDY!

453. OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU...

454. OH, I NEEDED THIS.

455. SUZY'S HERE.

456. OH SHIT.

457. C'MON.

458. JEFFREY?

459. WHAT DO I DO?

460. IN YOUR JACKET.

461. JEFFREY?

462. IT'S TOO BIG.

463. WHERE DO I PUT IT?

464. DO SOMETHING, SHE'S COMING UP.

465. GIVE THIS TO ME.

466. JEFFREY, I SAW YOUR CAR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

467. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL FIRST!

468. JEFFREY?

469. BE DOING IS...

470. HUH?

471. YOU NEED A DRILL.

472. ON HERE?

473. DOING HERE?

474. THAT I'VE LOST...

475. DOING HERE?

476. I'LL TELL YOU.

477. SAMI'S SHELF HAS BEEN ON MY MIND.

478. I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS SHELF WAS LOOSE.

479. AND I PUSHED IT AND TESTED IT.

480. ALL THE DOLLS FELL, RIGHT THERE.

481. JEFFREY, WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU?

482. I DON'T KNOW.

483. IN SAMI'S ROOM OF ALL PLACES?

484. TO HELP YOU WITH THE SHELF?

485. ABOUT SHELVING.

486. IN MY HOUSE AND...

487. TO BELIEVE, LARRY.

488. ABOUT SHELVING.

489. AND I WAS JUST...

490. MR. CALIFORNIA CLOSETS OVER HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN...

491. WELL GET THE HELL, LEAVE, LEAVE.

492. BY THE WAY,

493. I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE SCREENING LAST NIGHT?

494. YOU THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU, HUH?

495. OKAY.

496. FAT FUCK, TRYING TO HIDE LIKE YOU'RE MR. INCONSPICUOUS.

497. GET OUT!

498. FOR PART TWO?

499. I MIGHT BE.

500. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA WORK?

501. UH, I HOPE IT WORKS, IT WAS PAINFUL.

502. SO, YOU DON'T THINK MICHAELSON'S WIFE,

503. SHE'S GONNA HAVE,

504. SHE'S NOT GONNA HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS, RIGHT?

505. WITH THE HEAD, JUST THE HEAD.

506. THAT'S FINE.

507. SHE'S GOT THE BODY, YOU'RE FINE.

508. WE'LL JUST ATTACH IT.

509. ATTACH THE HEAD.

510. YEAH, GOOD, THAT'S FINE.

511. BOY, THAT'S STARTING TO ITCH ME DOWN THERE.

512. WHAT'S WRONG, SAMI, DARLING?

513. MOMMY, SOMEBODY CUT OFF JUDY'S HEAD!

514. YEAH.

515. JUDY, I GOT JUDY.

516. WHERE'S HER BODY?

517. IT DIDN'T COME WITH A BODY.

518. UH HUH.

519. AN AUTHENTIC JUDY?

520. BELIEVE ME, THAT IS JUDY.

521. ALRIGHT, WELL, UH, WHY DON'T YOU COME IN.

522. I'LL TAKE IT UPSTAIRS AND MAKE SURE IT FITS.

523. OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S GONNA FIT.

524. WELL, WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

525. MAY I USE YOUR BATHROOM?

526. YEAH.

527. RIGHT HERE, IN THE HALL.

528. OH.

529. HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

530. GOOD.

531. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PUTTING A NEW LOCK IN?

532. YEAH, A NEW LOCK.

533. OH BEAUTIFUL, EXCELLENT.

534. GO AHEAD.

535. OKAY, UH...

536. DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST, OKAY?

537. SURE.

538. OH.

539. GREAT, OH THAT'S GREAT.

540. I THINK SHE'S FIXED.

541. OH TERRIFIC.

542. SO, THANK YOU.

543. I APPRECIATE IT.

544. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, AND AGAIN,

545. I'M JUST SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AND CUTTING IT AND,

546. BUT...

547. WELL, YOU THINK THIS IS GONNA BE OKAY?

548. DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE?

549. NO, SHE'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE REALLY.

550. I MEAN, IF SHE DOES,

551. FOR GIFTED CHILDREN.

552. WELL, SHE'S ALREADY AT MERMAN.

553. SHE IS GIFTED, SHE'S HIGHLY GIFTED.

554. OH.

555. TO PULL IT OFF.

556. YEAH, IT'S A SHAME SHE DIDN'T KNOW

557. THAT HAIR WASN'T GONNA GROW BACK, YEAH.

558. I MEAN, 'CAUSE SHE'S A BRIGHT GIRL.

559. SHE HAS A VIVID IMAGINATION.

560. NO, I'M SURE SHE DOES.

561. ANYWAY SO AGAIN, I'M SORRY.

562. YOU'LL BE AT PART TWO?

563. YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.

564. YEAH, OKAY, GREAT.

565. ALRIGHT, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

566. BYE BYE.

567. WITH THE SHORT HAIR.

568. OH SHIT..

569. OH GOD.

570. WHERE'S THE HEAD?

571. I KNOW YOU TOOK THE DOLL'S HEAD, WHERE IS IT?

572. WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEAD?

573. I DON'T NOW.

574. THE KID IS HOME HYSTERICAL, BECAUSE HER DOLL, JUDY,

575. 'CAUSE YOU TWO SICKOS'

576. GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON,

577. YOU'RE DOING.

578. WHERE IS IT?

579. AND TELL ME WHERE IT IS!

580. ALRIGHT, JUST GET ME THE FUCKING HEAD, ALRIGHT?

581. GET ME THE FUCKING HEAD, ALRIGHT!

582. 'CAUSE I'VE HAD IT.

583. AND YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT,

584. GET ME THE HEAD!

585. I DIDN'T NEED THAT, MAN, SHE'S NUTS.

586. ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

587. TO THE MICHAELSON'S.

588. I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA GIVE US THE HEAD BACK.

589. NO, I GUESS NOT.

590. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

591. MY PENIS ITCHES ME.

592. HEY, MAYBE SHE'S GOT THE SHORT HAIRED VERSION.

593. WE CAN GET THE SHORT HAIRED JUDY BACK.

594. YEAH.

595. THROWN IT OUT.

596. NAW, WE WERE JUST THERE.

597. AND YOUR DAUGHTER?

598. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

599. YOUR DAUGHTER'S NOT GONNA KNOW THAT THE HAIR WAS CUT?

600. GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

601. YOU THINK SO?

602. GET AWAY WITH THAT.

603. JESUS CHRIST, MY PENIS IS ITCHING.

604. YOU KNOW WHAT?

605. DOWN THERE,

606. THE HAIR IS MADE OUT OF.

607. YOU'VE GOT AN ALLERGIC REACTION, I'M TELLING YOU.

608. YEAH, I THINK I GOT SOME KIND OF RASH.

609. CHECK OUT MY PENIS.

610. TO A DOCTOR NOW.

611. THAT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN.

612. GET THE RASH?

613. OH, I STUCK A DOLL'S HEAD DOWN MY PANTS DOCTOR,

614. IT FEELS GOOD TO ME.

615. HI, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.

616. I WAS WONDERING...

617. SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY,

618. THE SHORT HAIRED HEAD,

619. THE ONE THAT I CUT?

620. RIGHT, YOU WANT THE SHORT HAIRED JUDY HEAD.

621. YEAH.

622. SHORT HAIRED JUDY HEAD?

623. I KIND OF, I JUST LIKE IT, YOU KNOW.

624. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T KNOW.

625. I'LL GO UP THERE AND SEE IF IT'S THERE.

626. THANK YOU, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

627. OKAY, FINE.T.

628. JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.

629. MAY I USE YOUR BATHROOM?

630. YEAH, IT'S RIGHT...

631. I KNOW, IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

632. UH.

633. UH.

634. HEY, THE LOCK'S NOT WORKING.

635. OH, I KNOW, I HAD TO GO GET SOME PARTS.

636. OH GREAT.

637. OH, HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

638. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

639. OKAY, GREAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

640. OKAY.

641. THE SHORT HAIR, IT'S VERY BECOMING I THINK.

642. YEAH, FINE, MM HMM, GOOD.

643. OKAY.

644. UM...

645. HEY, SEE YOU TONIGHT, PART TWO.

646. RIGHT.

647. BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.

648. OH OKAY.

649. IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER TOO, YOU KNOW.

650. ALRIGHT.

651. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT HERE.

652. THAT'S THE HEAD. THAT'S THE HEAD.

653. THIS IS THE HEAD?

654. THAT'S JUDY. THAT'S JUDY.

655. THIS IS NOT THE HEAD, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

656. SURE, IT'S THE HEAD, THAT'S THE HEAD.

657. ARE YOU SURE?

658. YEAH. YEAH.

659. SOMETHING SEEMS OFF.

660. I DON'T KNOW, ALRIGHT, WE BROUGHT IT BACK.

661. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

662. SEE YOU, PART TWO, YOU GOING TONIGHT?

663. YEAH, MAYBE.

664. HEY, UM, IS YOUR ASSISTANT GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY?

665. YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT WITH MY ASSISTANT, OKAY.

666. WELL, I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

667. NO, IT'S TOO WEIRD.

668. WANNA GO OUT WITH HER?

669. WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

670. I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

671. QUIET, SUZY CAN HEAR YOU.

672. HI, HOW ARE YOU?

673. OH GOD, THE MICHAELSON'S.

674. OH MY GOD.

675. THE LITTLE GIRL...

676. HEY SHE GOT THE DOLL.

677. BEAUTIFUL.

678. WOW, LOOK AT THAT...

679. OH, THERE ARE THE DAVID'S.

680. HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT GUY NOW.

681. I REALLY JUST, MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.

682. YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

683. THE BATHROOM.

684. CHERYL.

685. WHAT?

686. FOR A SECOND.

687. WHAT?

688. DO ME A FAVOR, JUST SEE IF ANYBODY'S IN THE LADIES ROOM?

689. WHY?

690. IT'S AN OLD FACTORY NIGHTMARE IN THAT MEN'S ROOM.

691. IS ANYBODY IN HERE?

692. COAST IS CLEAR.

693. GREAT, TWO MINUTES.

694. TWO MINUTES, OKAY.

695. HELLO.

696. OH, HI.

697. FIXING JUDY'S HAIR.

698. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

699. MOMMY, MOMMY, THAT BUM

700. AND THERE'S SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!

701. KICK HIS ASS.

702. PERVERT, LET'S GET HIM.

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