1. - How are we doing?
- All right.Copy !req
2. Feeling all right?
No uncomfortable sensations?Copy !req
3. - No, how much longer?
- Maybe 10 to 15 more minutes.Copy !req
4. - Very good.
- Yes.Copy !req
5. Yeah. I think you'll be very happy
with the treatment.Copy !req
6. Really?Copy !req
7. You actually think
you're gonna fix my neck?Copy !req
8. Of course, I absolutely guarantee it
if you follow my prescribed course.Copy !req
9. - Four to six weeks, maybe twice a week.
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. Forgive me for sounding a little cynical,
but I've heard that before.Copy !req
11. You have?Copy !req
12. I've been to a lot of different people.
They all kind of tell me the same thing.Copy !req
13. - Really?
- I never get any results.Copy !req
14. I've been to doctors and chiropractors
and healers...Copy !req
15. people who call themselves healers.Copy !req
16. Yeah, healers. What a joke that is.Copy !req
17. Well, I understand your concerns.Copy !req
18. But acupuncture has been
around for a long time...Copy !req
19. and it's been in my family
for several hundred years.Copy !req
20. - Yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
21. I absolutely guarantee total recovery.Copy !req
22. - You do?
- Yes.Copy !req
23. Okay, I'll tell you what.
I got a little proposition for you.Copy !req
24. if you can fix my neck, I'll give you $5,000.Copy !req
25. And if you can't,
then I don't pay for any of the treatments.Copy !req
26. - $5,000?
- $5,000.Copy !req
27. - if I treat you and you recover?
- Yep.Copy !req
28. - And if you do not recover, I get nothing?
- You get nothing.Copy !req
29. Well, it would be like taking candy
from a baby, but...Copy !req
30. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
31. I love you. I love your confidence.Copy !req
32. Wait a minute now, if I cure you,
how would I know if you are cured or not?Copy !req
33. What are you saying?
You're saying that I wouldn't tell you?Copy !req
34. So I wouldn't have to pay the money?
That's ridiculous.Copy !req
35. - Come on, I'm a man of honor.
- It's a family tradition, honor.Copy !req
36. It's not in my family,
but I'm trying to break the mold.Copy !req
37. All right, done.Copy !req
38. I hope you win.Copy !req
39. Larry?Copy !req
40. - Thank you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
41. How you doing?Copy !req
42. - It's Barry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
43. What the...Copy !req
44. You don't have to look at me that way,
no need for pity.Copy !req
45. No, I mean, I'm just shocked
to see you here working.Copy !req
46. - How long you been doing this?
- It's been a while.Copy !req
47. What do you want?Copy !req
48. Quarter-pound of swiss
and a half-pound of turkey.Copy !req
49. All right.Copy !req
50. Do you ever hear from any of those guys
at Saturday Night Live?Copy !req
51. You know, sometimes
you run into somebody, you know?Copy !req
52. - I talk to Elliot and Andy occasionally.
- Yeah, how's Elliot doing?Copy !req
53. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
54. The writing wasn't happening?Copy !req
55. You know,
I just couldn't write for TV anymore.Copy !req
56. But things are going good, except for
this thing with my dad, a situation.Copy !req
57. - You remember my dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
58. He came to your house, yeah, I remember.Copy !req
59. Yeah, he's doing this, like...Copy !req
60. - this weird number on me—
- Try and put that on the swiss if you can.Copy !req
61. - I covered my mouth.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
62. Yeah, so, my dad is just doing this,
he's basically dying is what's happening.Copy !req
63. And he had a triple bypass,
a quadruple bypass.Copy !req
64. Boy, he's got seven total bases there, yeah.Copy !req
65. And he's left me the money in his will.Copy !req
66. But he won't let me have any of it,
you know?Copy !req
67. Not a penny, until, like, he's actually dead.Copy !req
68. Your father's got a lot of money,
doesn't he?Copy !req
69. Yeah, you know, and so, it's...Copy !req
70. - He knows you're working in a deli?
- Yeah, of course he does, yeah.Copy !req
71. And won't give you the money until he dies?
Why do people do that?Copy !req
72. I don't know why you have to wait
until he dies. That's crazy.Copy !req
73. You'd think that he would want his kid
to be happy...Copy !req
74. as his last memories of him, you know?Copy !req
75. Are you guys out of peanut butter here?
Because I can't find it.Copy !req
76. Hey, let me ask you something.Copy !req
77. It's amazing that you came in here today.
It could really help me out.Copy !req
78. I need to borrow $5,000.Copy !req
79. Of course you do.Copy !req
80. - So I can—
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
81. I'll be able to pay you back
as soon as he, you know, as he goes.Copy !req
82. Yeah, when do you expect that'll be?Copy !req
83. Very soon.Copy !req
84. Okay, tell me if I got this right.Copy !req
85. - You gave $5,000 to the acupuncturist?
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. And $5,000 to that asshole, Barry Weiner?Copy !req
87. Asshole.Copy !req
88. So, in the last three hours,
you've given away $10,000.Copy !req
89. Yeah, that's not quite accurate.Copy !req
90. I haven't paid the acupuncturist yet.
He has to cure my neck.Copy !req
91. And I'll be happy to give it to him if he does.Copy !req
92. And Weiner's father has a heart condition...Copy !req
93. and he's not supposed to live that long,
and then he'll give me the money back.Copy !req
94. I don't know why you call him an asshole.
Is he?Copy !req
95. - He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
- No, he's not shy.Copy !req
96. He thinks he's smarter
than everybody else...Copy !req
97. - and he sits there and he judges—
- No, he doesn't, he's just shy.Copy !req
98. It's just that you got shy-asshole confusion,
my friend.Copy !req
99. - No, I don't think so, my friend.
- Yes, I think so.Copy !req
100. People come to you with their hands out,
you can't say no?Copy !req
101. I have trouble saying no.Copy !req
102. You know why?Copy !req
103. 'Cause you're a pussy. I'm just being frank.Copy !req
104. Maybe I'm nice.
You have nice-pussy confusion.Copy !req
105. Maybe I'm just nice.Copy !req
106. And he invited us
to his wife's surprise birthday party...Copy !req
107. and I couldn't say no to that either.Copy !req
108. Hey there, flowers for Larry David.Copy !req
109. Cheryl, somebody sent me flowers.Copy !req
110. Are those from your mistress
and you haven't told me?Copy !req
111. - Yeah, I wish.
- Thanks.Copy !req
112. Did you give him a $5,000 tip?Copy !req
113. This is really bizarre.Copy !req
114. Flowers.Copy !req
115. - Who would send you flowers?
- I don't know.Copy !req
116. They're pretty.Copy !req
117. "Enjoy these beautiful orchids. Kazu."Copy !req
118. - Who's Kazu?
- The acupuncturist.Copy !req
119. Why is the acupuncturist
giving you flowers?Copy !req
120. I don't know.Copy !req
121. So, you know,
working in the deli, it was just...Copy !req
122. It was depressing to see him like that.Copy !req
123. Did you even know,
did you know he was working there?Copy !req
124. I didn't know he was working in the deli.Copy !req
125. He keeps in contact with me.
He doesn't let me know that stuff.Copy !req
126. Boy.
"There, but for the grace of God, go you."Copy !req
127. - Go me, not you?
- No, not me.Copy !req
128. Yeah, go me.Copy !req
129. He invited me to a surprise party
next Thursday night for his wife.Copy !req
130. - You're going?
- Yeah, I'll pick you up, we'll go together.Copy !req
131. So, what do you think
of this whole orchid thing?Copy !req
132. I think it's some sort of Japanese gay thing.Copy !req
133. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
134. It's a little strange.Copy !req
135. I don't know if I'll even go back to him
'cause of this.Copy !req
136. Would you? I don't know?
Would you go back?Copy !req
137. I mean, that's a weird thing.
I wouldn't go back.Copy !req
138. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
139. Is it common in Japan
for a man to send another man orchids?Copy !req
140. A professional man?Copy !req
141. Doctor, or a...Copy !req
142. I knew you'd open up a can of worms
just by starting to ask him.Copy !req
143. - He's been weird all lunch.
- What the hell?Copy !req
144. - I don't know what that was.
- What was that?Copy !req
145. - That guy's a freak.
- I think I struck a chord.Copy !req
146. - Good to see you.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
147. - It's been a few days.
- This is my manager, Jeff Greene.Copy !req
148. - Jeff, nice to meet you.
- Heard a lot about you.Copy !req
149. The estate lawyer,
he's gonna handle my estate when I die...Copy !req
150. and I leave you all my money.Copy !req
151. Have you worked it out that way?
Cheryl will love me.Copy !req
152. - You're not working today?
- Yeah, I'm going back right now.Copy !req
153. - What's with the outfit?
- It's Casual Friday.Copy !req
154. - I don't like this Casual Friday.
- What are you, my mother?Copy !req
155. You know, you're encroaching
in my territory.Copy !req
156. I want you people to be uncomfortable
all the time.Copy !req
157. if you don't like this,
you should come by on Naked Tuesdays.Copy !req
158. Yeah, Naked Tuesdays.
See? He's a funny lawyer.Copy !req
159. - All right, I gotta go. Okay, nice to meet you.
- All right, I'll see you.Copy !req
160. I'll see you Tuesday.Copy !req
161. Casual Friday. Pisses me off.Copy !req
162. I'm telling you,
soon it's going to be Casual Monday.Copy !req
163. Five to 10 years.Copy !req
164. That's the direction we're heading.
It's gonna be a sad state of affairs.Copy !req
165. People like you
walking around like people like me.Copy !req
166. - It's no good.
- I'll never do it.Copy !req
167. Yeah, wait'll you taste this flambé,
I'm telling you...Copy !req
168. - it is sensational.
- Larry, that's why we came.Copy !req
169. Here we go. Beautiful.Copy !req
170. So, I got a meeting set up for you at ABC.Copy !req
171. - Just got to confirm a date with Julia.
- Okay.Copy !req
172. - Oh, my God.
- Jesus!Copy !req
173. - Honey?
- What?Copy !req
174. - Where's Jeff?
- I don't know.Copy !req
175. - He should've been here 15 minutes ago.
- I know.Copy !req
176. Why are we even riding with him anyway?Copy !req
177. I don't know,
he asked me if he could pick us up.Copy !req
178. And you couldn't say no.Copy !req
179. Listen, I think we should just go
without him.Copy !req
180. He'll, I'm sure—Copy !req
181. - There he is.
- There he is. Okay, let's get going.Copy !req
182. - Hi. Thank you.
- Look how pretty you look.Copy !req
183. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
184. - You look pretty, too.
- I'm a pretty little girl.Copy !req
185. Larry!Copy !req
186. What are you doing?
What took you so long?Copy !req
187. Room service was late with my food.
What do you want?Copy !req
188. No.Copy !req
189. - You're not wearing that.
- What, why?Copy !req
190. You're not wearing jeans to this party.Copy !req
191. - They're not jeans, they're corduroy pants.
- That's the same thing.Copy !req
192. And a blue sweatshirt
and a black jacket, no.Copy !req
193. - Blue and black, that's no good?
- That's no good. You need to change.Copy !req
194. Since when is blue and black no good?Copy !req
195. Trust me on this one, please.
You're gonna have to change. And quickly.Copy !req
196. - You look terrible.
- It's awful.Copy !req
197. Maybe I have a lime-green T-shirt like yours
to put on, asshole.Copy !req
198. What's wrong with a lime-green T-shirt?Copy !req
199. - No, it looks good.
- Thank you.Copy !req
200. No, I completely...Copy !req
201. - Shit.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
202. - Cheryl.
- Hi, Carol.Copy !req
203. My God, I don't know who to hug.Copy !req
204. - Hi, so good to see you.
- I hope...Copy !req
205. Yeah, I left my sun...
I was in the deli the other day.Copy !req
206. I left my sunglasses there
and I came by to pick them up.Copy !req
207. Oh, my gosh. This is so bizarre.Copy !req
208. - So, you got them, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
209. Why don't you go?
You know, you two go in, we'll wait here.Copy !req
210. What is that?Copy !req
211. It's my birthday.Copy !req
212. - That's why we got you a birthday gift.
- He told us it was your birthday.Copy !req
213. 'Cause he told me it was your birthday.Copy !req
214. So, I knew I would stop by
for the sunglasses and l...Copy !req
215. It's from the three of us.Copy !req
216. - There's a surprise party in that house.
- Honey.Copy !req
217. You're having a surprise party?
What, you didn't invite us?Copy !req
218. - I'm so sorry, Carol.
- He had to change his outfit.Copy !req
219. You are so selfish.Copy !req
220. Surprise!Copy !req
221. Yeah, great, thanks.Copy !req
222. Happy?Copy !req
223. You knew? What happened?Copy !req
224. Larry had to change his outfit...Copy !req
225. and it was just
a tremendous amount of time.Copy !req
226. He had to eat, you know...Copy !req
227. have a big dinner for two hours.Copy !req
228. Oh, my God, you guys...Copy !req
229. Sit down, have a big fucking meal
in the hotel.Copy !req
230. Do you believe them?
Do you believe what they did to me?Copy !req
231. I mean, 600,000 people.Copy !req
232. 600,000 people died in the Civil War.Copy !req
233. And for what, to save the Union?Copy !req
234. Why did we want to save the Union?
Who cares?Copy !req
235. I don't know, I don't care.Copy !req
236. What is important about saving the Union?
Do you need the South?Copy !req
237. - What do you do?
- I do a lot of work for the NRDC.Copy !req
238. NRDC? What the hell is that?Copy !req
239. The Natural Resources Defense Council.Copy !req
240. - You're an environmentalist?
- I am. I guess you could say that.Copy !req
241. - That's wonderful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
242. I mean, I wish my worthless son
could get into something like that...Copy !req
243. - but no, there's no chance of that.
- No.Copy !req
244. Do you believe my wife
made me change clothes...Copy !req
245. before I came here?
She didn't like my outfit.Copy !req
246. - You look good, though.
- I didn't get outfit approval tonight.Copy !req
247. - Do you get that? Outfit approval?
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. They got to approve your outfit.
I listened to her.Copy !req
249. - I actually went up to change.
- Right.Copy !req
250. That's one of the reasons
that, you know, we were late.Copy !req
251. 'Cause I listened to her.Copy !req
252. if not for the environment,
then we're fighting to get money...Copy !req
253. - so we can fight for the environment.
- Money? You always need money.Copy !req
254. - It's a non-profit organization, so...
- You never called me.Copy !req
255. - No, I didn't. I didn't know you—
- You know, I'm not poor.Copy !req
256. - You aren't?
- No.Copy !req
257. - Mr. Weiner, maybe we should talk.
- Call me C.D.Copy !req
258. What does C.D. stand for?Copy !req
259. Let's see.
It might stand for "certified deposit".Copy !req
260. - For the NRDC.
- I like the sound of that.Copy !req
261. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
262. You want to have lunch?Copy !req
263. And we'll talk about how we can arrange
maybe my contributing something?Copy !req
264. Oh, my gosh, that would be wonderful.Copy !req
265. But we're not just gonna talk about money.Copy !req
266. - Of course not.
- We'll talk about each other.Copy !req
267. - Okay.
- I'd like to get to know you.Copy !req
268. I'd like to get to know you, too.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God, you're gonna give me
another heart attack.Copy !req
270. Stop it, Mr. Weiner.Copy !req
271. - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
272. You're so charming and beautiful.Copy !req
273. I don't know how that schlep
ever married you.Copy !req
274. - Me neither.
- No?Copy !req
275. You know what I mean.Copy !req
276. I think I do know what you mean.Copy !req
277. I mean it very sincerely.Copy !req
278. - You remember Barry's father?
- I sure do. How you doing?Copy !req
279. - How are you?
- Good.Copy !req
280. Good to see you.Copy !req
281. Please excuse me to the ladies' room.
Larry, why don't you have a seat here?Copy !req
282. - And chat with Mr. Weiner.
- You will be back, though?Copy !req
283. - I will be back.
- 'Cause he can't fill in for you.Copy !req
284. No, he can't. But he'll do his best.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
285. - You'll come right back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
286. Oh, my God.Copy !req
287. What a treat. Oh, God.Copy !req
288. Is it a custom in Japan...Copy !req
289. for a man to send...Copy !req
290. orchids to another man?Copy !req
291. Like a professional,
someone who's a professional...Copy !req
292. a doctor or a dentist or an acupuncturist?Copy !req
293. Now, how the hell
would I know what that means?Copy !req
294. I don't know what they do in Japan.Copy !req
295. They might take it up the ass
for all I know in Japan.Copy !req
296. What are you asking me for?
It's a stupid question.Copy !req
297. - So, what are you doing these days?
- I'm working on a...Copy !req
298. Actually, a new show
for Julia Louis-Dreyfus.Copy !req
299. - From Seinfeld?
- Yeah.Copy !req
300. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
301. - How do you know her?
- I worked on the show.Copy !req
302. What show? Seinfeld?Copy !req
303. - Yeah, Seinfeld.
- What did you do?Copy !req
304. - I was the co-creator.
- You must have made a bundle.Copy !req
305. I did okay.Copy !req
306. - You're a lucky bastard.
- I am, I'm very lucky.Copy !req
307. And I'll tell you something.Copy !req
308. I'm lucky that I had a father
who was so supportive of me...Copy !req
309. because without him
it never would have happened.Copy !req
310. I was working in a dry cleaner.
I didn't tell him.Copy !req
311. I had no money,
but I needed to support myself.Copy !req
312. And then one day, he found out about it...Copy !req
313. Next thing I knew, he said to me,
"Listen, I got a lot of money.Copy !req
314. "I'm gonna give you this money anyway,
after I die.Copy !req
315. "Let me give you some now."Copy !req
316. - Your father left you money before he died?
- Yes, he did.Copy !req
317. He gave me a quarter
of what I was gonna get in the will...Copy !req
318. and that enabled me to go out
and start writing.Copy !req
319. I never would have gotten Seinfeld
if not for him.Copy !req
320. I was able to put food in the refrigerator,
when he came over...Copy !req
321. he had great things to eat.Copy !req
322. I bought a Barcalounger,
a big-screen TV with the money.Copy !req
323. When he'd come over to my house,
he could sit and relax.Copy !req
324. Why should he wait until he's dead
to give me the money? It's ridiculous.Copy !req
325. Listen, put a sock in it.Copy !req
326. I got to move fast.
Do you know of an estate lawyer?Copy !req
327. My lawyer's in Acapulco.
I need an estate lawyer right away.Copy !req
328. Yeah, I know a great estate lawyer.
Joel Reynolds.Copy !req
329. I ran into him the other day.Copy !req
330. - Reynolds. Where is he?
- He's in Santa Monica.Copy !req
331. Reynolds and McKay, he's great.Copy !req
332. - He's good with estates?
- He's terrific.Copy !req
333. Probate and that kind of stuff?
I gotta make a change right away...Copy !req
334. and I can't wait for my lawyer.Copy !req
335. Thank you for the lawyer.
And I love your wife.Copy !req
336. What kind of change?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
337. You'll find out.Copy !req
338. I don't know, Cheryl.
Maybe he'll make a contribution.Copy !req
339. The worst that can happen is
you'll fly to Mexico with him...Copy !req
340. and come back with a big check.Copy !req
341. Where are you meeting for lunch?
That's the Japanese restaurant.Copy !req
342. I was there with Jeff last week.Copy !req
343. Barry Weiner's here.Copy !req
344. All right, listen,
get as much money as you can from him.Copy !req
345. Be charming. Okay, goodbye.Copy !req
346. What did you do? What the hell did you do?Copy !req
347. Did you tell my father some story
about a dry cleaner?Copy !req
348. I told him that I worked in a dry cleaner,
and my father found out about it...Copy !req
349. and instead of giving me the money
after he died...Copy !req
350. he gave it to me before he died.Copy !req
351. Your little conspiracy with Cheryl worked.Copy !req
352. He cut me out of the will, Larry.Copy !req
353. He thinks that I put you up to it,
and now he's cut me out of the will...Copy !req
354. and given all his money to NDRC.Copy !req
355. - NRDC.
- NRDC, whatever the hell it is.Copy !req
356. Just like you and Cheryl planned,
your little conspiracy.Copy !req
357. But why?
When he left last night after the story...Copy !req
358. he said he was going to get a lawyer.Copy !req
359. - He wanted the name of a lawyer.
- The lawyer that you gave him.Copy !req
360. He's down there right now, Larry.Copy !req
361. He is down there flushing my fucking life
down the toilet.Copy !req
362. That's what he's doing now,
thanks to your help.Copy !req
363. - Hello, Reynolds and McKay.
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
364. Bye-bye.Copy !req
365. Hello, sir, Joel Reynolds.Copy !req
366. - You're Joel Reynolds?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
367. - Would you like to have a seat, sir?
- Yeah, in a minute.Copy !req
368. I'm a little puzzled.Copy !req
369. What's this outfit?
Is it a Halloween party, or what?Copy !req
370. - I know, it's Casual Friday.
- Casual Friday? What does that mean?Copy !req
371. That means we just dress
like we would at home.Copy !req
372. - But you're not at home.
- No, but it is Casual Friday, so...Copy !req
373. I know, you told me that already.
What do you do on Casual Friday?Copy !req
374. We just come in, do our work.
But we dress casually.Copy !req
375. - I don't like it.
- It's just one day of the week.Copy !req
376. I don't give a damn if it's half a day a week.
I don't like it.Copy !req
377. I'm here to change my will.
A lot of money is involved.Copy !req
378. - It's very important to me.
- We wouldn't treat you casually.Copy !req
379. Then why the hell you dress that way?Copy !req
380. I want you to be on cutting edge
whenever you're handling my business.Copy !req
381. - This is cutting edge.
- I don't need this crap.Copy !req
382. You look like a fucking cowboy.
You're J.R., Joel Reynolds, right?Copy !req
383. - Look, we—
- You belong in Dallas, not LA.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry, please.Copy !req
385. Yeah, you should be sorry
because you just lost my account.Copy !req
386. You go wrangle somebody else's.Copy !req
387. Thank you very much. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
388. if you come back
on a Monday or a Tuesday...Copy !req
389. You gotta talk to him
and tell him I didn't put you up to that.Copy !req
390. You have to convince him.
I'm totally screwed.Copy !req
391. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
392. This is Kathleen calling
from Dr. Muriyama's office.Copy !req
393. I'm calling to confirm
your acupuncture appointment.Copy !req
394. No, I can't do it.Copy !req
395. Okay, the doctor just wants to know
how you're feeling.Copy !req
396. - I'm better.
- That's good.Copy !req
397. Would you like to schedule
another session?Copy !req
398. - No. Not now.
- Okay, thank you, Mr. David.Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. You got to get down there.
You got to do something.Copy !req
401. He's supposed to have lunch with my wife
at this Japanese restaurant later.Copy !req
402. You're the only one that can fix it,
you know?Copy !req
403. - You have to talk to him.
- Shit.Copy !req
404. I was just trying to be helpful.Copy !req
405. Mr. Weiner, I don't think
I should have anymore sake.Copy !req
406. - No, you should.
- Maybe after.Copy !req
407. Because it's a wonderful preface
to a great Japanese meal.Copy !req
408. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
409. - I think we should go ahead and order then.
- We will order, certainly.Copy !req
410. But I have some news for you.
First, a little slice.Copy !req
411. Larry?Copy !req
412. - What are you doing here?
- I just came to apologize for last night...Copy !req
413. and just to let you know that
your son did not put me up...Copy !req
414. to say any of that stuff
that I said to you about...Copy !req
415. - He didn't?
- No, he didn't.Copy !req
416. And he shouldn't be punished
as a result of what I did on...Copy !req
417. Why, you shit...Copy !req
418. - Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you. Hello.Copy !req
419. Hi, Carol. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
420. Everybody, this is Larry David.Copy !req
421. We used to write together
on Saturday Night Live.Copy !req
422. A long time ago.Copy !req
423. - Here's his wife, Cheryl.
- Hi.Copy !req
424. And this is Jeff Greene.
Jeff used to be my manager.Copy !req
425. So sudden, unexpected.Copy !req
426. Larry, you remember my cousin, Doug,
from the party, Thursday?Copy !req
427. - Sure. Hi, Doug.
- Hi.Copy !req
428. Larry was the last person to see him alive.Copy !req
429. - Technically, it was the waiter.
- So, you're the one?Copy !req
430. - So, what do you do?
- I'm a button man.Copy !req
431. - Button man?
- Yes, I sell buttons to the cut-up trade.Copy !req
432. - Garment manufacturers.
- I got a bellybutton story for you.Copy !req
433. My best friend had a baby 15 years ago,
and I was the godfather.Copy !req
434. I was in the delivery room,
he asked me to cut the umbilical cord...Copy !req
435. and I don't know,
I kind of botched it somehow...Copy !req
436. and mangled the whole bellybutton...Copy !req
437. and now the kid
won't even talk to me, it's...Copy !req
438. That's a sad story. Excuse me.Copy !req
439. Larry.Copy !req
440. - Thank you.
- Back up, man, you're right in my face.Copy !req
441. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
442. There it is. I told you. Don't cash it for week.Copy !req
443. This is a little awkward.Copy !req
444. I told you you'd get it as soon as he died,
and you made it happen.Copy !req
445. - I didn't make anything happen.
- You kind of did.Copy !req
446. That's just great, Larry,
you got your money back.Copy !req
447. - What?
- The check.Copy !req
448. What check? What are you talking about?Copy !req
449. Larry lent Barry $5,000.Copy !req
450. The condition was,
when his dad passed away...Copy !req
451. - he would get the money back.
- Excuse me, there was no condition.Copy !req
452. I get it. You took $5,000.
You're a bounty hunter.Copy !req
453. - You murdered my uncle for $5,000.
- Come on, please.Copy !req
454. - You knew he had a heart condition.
- I didn't—Copy !req
455. Why did you have to throw the water at him?Copy !req
456. - I didn't throw the water at him, the waiter—
- You're lying.Copy !req
457. The waiter threw the water at him. I didn't...Copy !req
458. We should get... Jeff! Let's go.Copy !req
459. You're not going anywhere.
You killed my uncle, you murderer!Copy !req
460. - Stop it!
- My neck.Copy !req
461. Let go of him!Copy !req
462. - Larry-San.
- Hi.Copy !req
463. - Who was that?
- I got lucky. My wife.Copy !req
464. - Your wife?
- Yes.Copy !req
465. How do you like that? Good for you.Copy !req
466. Thank you very much. How are you?Copy !req
467. Somebody got me in a headlock.
I am much worse.Copy !req
468. - I think we can do something about that.
- You're a very confident man.Copy !req
469. - Yeah?
- You really are.Copy !req
470. Say, would you like to make another deal
on that one?Copy !req
471. What do you mean, another one?Copy !req
472. You already owe me $5,000
for the other one.Copy !req
473. Would you like a chance
to get it back, maybe?Copy !req
474. How do I owe you $5,000?Copy !req
475. I don't owe you $5,000.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
476. My receptionist called you
and talked to you on the phone.Copy !req
477. You told her, and she told me,
that you said that you were better.Copy !req
478. I said...Copy !req
479. Yeah, she asked me how I was feeling.
I said, "Better."Copy !req
480. Better than before, not 100%% better...Copy !req
481. not all better, but better.Copy !req
482. Better? After I treated you,
you were better, right?Copy !req
483. In English, "better" doesn't mean better,
completely better. I don't need a...Copy !req
484. There's a confusion here,
a language confusion.Copy !req
485. Better is not all better, it's better.Copy !req
486. Larry-San, wait a minute, you said better.Copy !req
487. Better is better, you said you were better.Copy !req
488. Listen, Larry-San...Copy !req
489. this will cause me some great shame
with my family.Copy !req
490. Everyone knows about this agreement.
My employees, my business.Copy !req
491. We made an agreement as men of honor.Copy !req
492. You owe me $5,000. I made you feel better!Copy !req
493. So, how do you intend to pay?Copy !req
494. I have a check...Copy !req
495. made out to me for $5,000.Copy !req
496. I can endorse it over to you.Copy !req
497. - Don't cash it for a week.
- For a week?Copy !req
498. Of course, I'll need a picture lD.Copy !req
499. So, I got the orchids.Copy !req
500. They were so nice.
Thank you for sending them.Copy !req
501. Something you do for all your patients?
Send them orchids?Copy !req
502. Ancient Japanese custom.Copy !req