1. So, I'm really happy with my new sneakers.Copy !req
2. You know, 'cause they're gray.Copy !req
3. And if you think about it, it's a good color
'cause white is really too bright...Copy !req
4. and black is almost like a pair of shoes.Copy !req
5. And gray is kind of right in the middle.
They look good.Copy !req
6. We should get back to Cheryl.Copy !req
7. You know, we just don't
do enough things together.Copy !req
8. She plays tennis, she won't play golf.
I can't play tennis because of my neck.Copy !req
9. I can't serve,
I'll have to make dainty little serves...Copy !req
10. and she'll beat me every time.Copy !req
11. - What else does Cheryl like to do?
- She likes the outdoors.Copy !req
12. I don't really like the outdoors, you know.Copy !req
13. It's not a good place
for bald people out there.Copy !req
14. - What about the beach?
- I don't like the beach in particular.Copy !req
15. The beach is lovely this time of year.Copy !req
16. I go up to Santa Barbara,
we go to the beach.Copy !req
17. Very nice, it's not crowded.Copy !req
18. I mean, if I went to the beach with her
she would be...Copy !req
19. She wouldn't know what to think, yeah.Copy !req
20. - She'd be happy.
- Yeah, she'd be very happy.Copy !req
21. - Go to the beach with her.
- Hate it.Copy !req
22. All those disgusting bodies walking around,
I have to look at them.Copy !req
23. Our time is up.Copy !req
24. Maybe I'll take her to the beach.Copy !req
25. - Maybe I will.
- Good idea.Copy !req
26. Okay, see you next week, be well.Copy !req
27. - How you doing?
- Good, how are you?Copy !req
28. Nice to see you. You cured?Copy !req
29. - 100%% .
- You had the big breakthrough?Copy !req
30. - I think I'm ready to terminate.
- Okay, yeah. Great.Copy !req
31. It's such nonsense, isn't it?
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
32. You can't bother your friends with this stuff.Copy !req
33. - This goes on forever.
- I know.Copy !req
34. - Rob, have a seat, I'll be right in.
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
35. Yeah, listen, I just want to say,
I'm doing this charity thing.Copy !req
36. I'm the chairman of this...
You know what Groat's syndrome is?Copy !req
37. Groat, have you ever
heard of Groat's syndrome?Copy !req
38. It's a syndrome. I mean,
and it affects kids and adults...Copy !req
39. who have a tough time
controlling their hyperactivity.Copy !req
40. It's just like, if you
were on five cups of coffee...Copy !req
41. at all times.Copy !req
42. And so, we're doing a big celebrity auction.Copy !req
43. And it would be great
if you would agree to...Copy !req
44. allow yourself to be auctioned off
and have lunch with somebody.Copy !req
45. I mean, a lot of people are doing it.
Tony Danza, and Ted Danson...Copy !req
46. Wait a second, Rob, first of all...Copy !req
47. I'm flattered that you would
even think of me for this...Copy !req
48. but, Rob, no one wants
to have lunch with me.Copy !req
49. No, you are the guy who created Seinfeld.Copy !req
50. - Yeah, but I mean...
- The people'd love to be sitting...Copy !req
51. No one's gonna bid any money.
It's gonna be embarrassing.Copy !req
52. To go to a Larry David lunch?
50 cents, you know, it's ridiculous.Copy !req
53. You'll be surprised how much money
we'll be able to generate...Copy !req
54. just by you agreeing
to have lunch with them.Copy !req
55. I just feel like there's a lot of pressure
for me to be entertaining...Copy !req
56. No, you don't have to be entertaining.
Just be yourself...Copy !req
57. and they'll just be thrilled to be with you.Copy !req
58. - If you don't want to...
- No, I'll do it.Copy !req
59. You will? Great.Copy !req
60. You'll be surprised at how much you go for.Copy !req
61. Surprised, I'm gonna be...Copy !req
62. I think you're gonna
be surprised at how little I go for.Copy !req
63. Anyway, thanks, Larry, I really appreciate it.
That's great.Copy !req
64. I think that Santa Barbara thing...Copy !req
65. I think that's a pretty good idea.Copy !req
66. I think I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
67. You know, go to Santa Barbara one day.Copy !req
68. So, what are you doing on Saturday?Copy !req
69. What do you think about
going to the beach?Copy !req
70. Santa Barbara.Copy !req
71. - The two of us?
- Any interest in that?Copy !req
72. - Yeah.
- Really?Copy !req
73. - I think that would be wonderful.
- Do you?Copy !req
74. - Of course.
- Really?Copy !req
75. Don't you think I would
love to go to the beach?Copy !req
76. - Do you? You want to?
- I can't believe that.Copy !req
77. What about golf, you're not playing golf?Copy !req
78. I don't have to play. I won't play, big deal.Copy !req
79. You don't have to play every Saturday.Copy !req
80. - No, of course not.
- You can spend the day with your wife.Copy !req
81. - Exactly, that's what I'm doing.
- I would love to accept your invitation.Copy !req
82. Okay, you got a date.
Now, what do I need to bring?Copy !req
83. - You don't need to...
- I need a bathing suit, right?Copy !req
84. You need a bathing suit...Copy !req
85. but that's all you need
to worry yourself with, okay?Copy !req
86. I'll take care of the rest.Copy !req
87. A radio? Is there a ballgame
I can listen to or anything?Copy !req
88. Then you're defeating
the purpose, aren't you?Copy !req
89. So what do you do, you lie down
on a blanket, and...Copy !req
90. You bask in the sun.Copy !req
91. Don't forget sun block.Copy !req
92. I will not forget sun block.Copy !req
93. - 35, 40. As high as you can get.
- As high as I can get.Copy !req
94. Gotcha. I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
95. All right.Copy !req
96. That was a nice drive, I have to say.Copy !req
97. Yeah, look at this.Copy !req
98. It's beautiful out here.Copy !req
99. All right, let's see, I'll grab this.Copy !req
100. Shoes in here.Copy !req
101. - I'll get this.
- What, where do I put this suit on?Copy !req
102. - Why didn't you wear it?
- You got yours on?Copy !req
103. Of course.Copy !req
104. I thought I'd be uncomfortable.Copy !req
105. You're going to the beach.Copy !req
106. I didn't want to drive an hour and a half
with a bathing suit on.Copy !req
107. I don't have to put it on.
I'm not gonna go swimming anyway, am l?Copy !req
108. So what's the difference?Copy !req
109. This is beautiful.Copy !req
110. You want this water cooler?Copy !req
111. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
112. I can't carry all this stuff.
What about the umbrella, you want that too?Copy !req
113. Yes, please.Copy !req
114. Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.Copy !req
115. - Got any sun block?
- Yeah.Copy !req
116. Jews buy, like, 85%% of the sun block
that's sold in this country, don't you think?Copy !req
117. I've never thought about...Copy !req
118. Without Jews these sun block people
would be out of business.Copy !req
119. Is that right?Copy !req
120. Yeah, I've never once seen a Gentile ask for,
or even put on, sun block.Copy !req
121. True.Copy !req
122. I don't really get this fascination
that people have with the ocean.Copy !req
123. No?Copy !req
124. I stare at it for 10 minutes
and I go, "Okay, I get it."Copy !req
125. Don't you feel calmer?Copy !req
126. I feel aggravated that I'm missing
what other people are getting.Copy !req
127. - Holy shit.
- What?Copy !req
128. I think I just saw my therapist.
You see a guy in a striped bathing suit?Copy !req
129. Skimpy, skimpy suit, you see that?Copy !req
130. - Yeah, I see him.
- Yeah, that's my therapist.Copy !req
131. Why don't you go say hi?Copy !req
132. - I can't talk to him in that bathing suit.
- It is pretty small.Copy !req
133. How can he walk around
in a bathing suit like that?Copy !req
134. I mean, he's at the beach,
he can wear whatever he wants, right?Copy !req
135. - What's he doing?
- He's just kind of settling in.Copy !req
136. Did you see the back of his bathing suit?
How does he walk around like that?Copy !req
137. Can we go? Let's just go.Copy !req
138. We just got here, we're not gonna go.Copy !req
139. That's ridiculous. Plus, if you get up,
don't you think he'll see you then?Copy !req
140. I've got to stay like this now,
for the rest of the day?Copy !req
141. I guess that's up to you.Copy !req
142. Kiss that therapist goodbye.Copy !req
143. The only question now is,
do I tell Richard Lewis?Copy !req
144. - Are you sure it was Dr. Weiss?
- It was him, it was him.Copy !req
145. No question about it.
It was Weiss, Dr. Weiss.Copy !req
146. Thong, up his ass.Copy !req
147. - Like Richard Simmons?
- Richard Simmons has a thong up his ass?Copy !req
148. - Did you ever see him do that shit?
- No.Copy !req
149. Holy shit.Copy !req
150. So, you know, I just wanted to tell you,
you know, so I'm leaving...Copy !req
151. You know what, this is so unfair of you.Copy !req
152. I turn you on to this guy,
he's a brilliant doctor.Copy !req
153. - I would've never told you.
- You should be thanking me.Copy !req
154. Saving you from this hedonist
giving you advice.Copy !req
155. Hedonist, he's a hedonist?Copy !req
156. - He's not a hedonist.
- What is he?Copy !req
157. This is my 28th therapist since 1969.Copy !req
158. I don't want to go anymore,
I don't want to break the record.Copy !req
159. The recap is very hard.
Your recap is two, three months, isn't it?Copy !req
160. Two, three months? That's just the crib.Copy !req
161. I was born in Brooklyn, and I felt alienated...Copy !req
162. - and I became an alcoholic.
- Okay, you don't have to do it right now.Copy !req
163. How am I gonna tell him
I'm gonna leave now?Copy !req
164. Is it like a woman?
Can you do it on the phone?Copy !req
165. You're not canceling cable.Copy !req
166. You have to go in. He's a human being.
You got to say...Copy !req
167. Let's go out to lunch, let's talk about this,
'cause we need a game plan.Copy !req
168. There's no plan, you go in and quit.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
169. - Can't we have lunch and discuss this?
- I can't.Copy !req
170. - Why not?
- I've been auctioned off for some charity.Copy !req
171. What is this, Roots?
What you mean, "auctioned off?"Copy !req
172. It's some celebrity auction.Copy !req
173. Somebody paid $4,000
to go have lunch with me.Copy !req
174. - Do you believe that?
- You should be flattered.Copy !req
175. He wants to have lunch with Larry David.Copy !req
176. I feel a lot of pressure
to be entertaining, you know?Copy !req
177. All right, enjoy your lunch.Copy !req
178. Mr. David! Mr. David, over here.Copy !req
179. - Hiya, John Tyler.
- John Tyler?Copy !req
180. Like the president.Copy !req
181. President Tyler.Copy !req
182. - Yeah.
- Should I call you Mr. President?Copy !req
183. This is great. Thank you
for donating your time...Copy !req
184. for the auction and everything.Copy !req
185. "Tippecanoe and Tyler, too."Copy !req
186. - You know what "Tippecanoe" was?
- No.Copy !req
187. You don't know?
If I was named after a president...Copy !req
188. I would know everything about him.Copy !req
189. I wasn't named after him,
it's just a family name.Copy !req
190. - You never know. I'm related to King David.
- Really?Copy !req
191. Yes, so, a president and a king...Copy !req
192. at the same table. Pretty big table.Copy !req
193. - It's a family name, really.
- Big family?Copy !req
194. Yeah, five brothers and sisters,
you know, lrish.Copy !req
195. You ever catch your parents having sex?Copy !req
196. - No.
- Me either.Copy !req
197. You know they did, but you wonder when.Copy !req
198. So where you from?Copy !req
199. - Jersey, originally.
- Yeah?Copy !req
200. You ever see Joe Piscopo's Jersey Guy?Copy !req
201. "I'm Jersey guy.Copy !req
202. "I'm from Jersey, I'm the Jersey guy."Copy !req
203. Yeah, people from Jersey
didn't really find that guy funny.Copy !req
204. Ever play the salt and pepper shakers?Copy !req
205. What song is this?Copy !req
206. "Happy Birthday To You."Copy !req
207. Happy birthdayCopy !req
208. Happy birthday, Mr. President John TylerCopy !req
209. Happy birthdayCopy !req
210. Anyway, everybody
from Groat's Syndrome Association just...Copy !req
211. Thank you for your time...Copy !req
212. and for donating the lunch.
We really appreciate it.Copy !req
213. Please, whatever you need,
I'll donate anything you want.Copy !req
214. I'll donate it all. My time, my organs.Copy !req
215. What do you want, you want a kidney?
I'll give it to you.Copy !req
216. What else do you need?Copy !req
217. I've got a terrific penis.
I could donate a penis.Copy !req
218. I've got good spleen, excellent spleen.Copy !req
219. Mr. Spleen gets rid of dirt and grimeCopy !req
220. And grease in just a minuteCopy !req
221. Mr. Spleen will clean your whole houseCopy !req
222. And everything that's in it, Mr. SpleenCopy !req
223. if you change "Mr." to "Monsieur,"
say, "Monsieur Spleen"...Copy !req
224. then you'll think that the commercial was...Copy !req
225. Monsieur Clean, Monsieur CleanCopy !req
226. It's a devastating illness...Copy !req
227. and we just appreciate
everything you've done.Copy !req
228. I've never heard of it. What is it called?Copy !req
229. - Groat's syndrome.
- And what does it do?Copy !req
230. It's a nervous system syndrome...Copy !req
231. that makes people extremely
excited and nervous.Copy !req
232. - My niece has it.
- Of course, Dick Groat.Copy !req
233. Named after Dick Groat...Copy !req
234. who used to play shortstop
for the Pittsburgh Pirates.Copy !req
235. I know, 'cause he was a bald guy.
And he didn't feel very well...Copy !req
236. 'cause he was very excited
all the time, is that it?Copy !req
237. No, the doctor that initially diagnosed it
was named Groat.Copy !req
238. - You sure it wasn't Dick Groat?
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
239. Dr. Groat might be Dick Groat's father,
for all we know.Copy !req
240. - No?
- No, my niece has it, and...Copy !req
241. You might want to check into that.Copy !req
242. So, he's wearing this skimpy
kind of Speedo bathing suit...Copy !req
243. his boys are hanging out all over the place.Copy !req
244. I'm not going back there.
No way, I can't, would you?Copy !req
245. - To the beach?
- No, to the therapist.Copy !req
246. Yours will be ready
in just a few minutes, sir.Copy !req
247. - Mind if I start?
- He said it'll just be a couple minutes.Copy !req
248. So, you don't want me to start, is that it?Copy !req
249. It's a couple minutes.
You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
250. I just think it's kind of weird.Copy !req
251. I mean, if you had your food come first...Copy !req
252. I would say, go ahead and start,
what do I care?Copy !req
253. - I would wait for you to get yours.
- I wouldn't want you to wait.Copy !req
254. I'd be uncomfortable if you waited.Copy !req
255. I'd feel it would be polite to wait
for your food to arrive.Copy !req
256. I think it's kind of impolite
to prevent a person...Copy !req
257. who is hungry from eating.Copy !req
258. Yeah, but we're supposed
to be having lunch together.Copy !req
259. Do we have to start at the exact same time?
I don't get that.Copy !req
260. I don't see why you can't wait two seconds
for your cold sandwich. It's not even hot.Copy !req
261. I don't see why you care
if I take a bite of my food.Copy !req
262. - How does that bother you?
- Because we're having lunch together.Copy !req
263. - So what?
- The two of us.Copy !req
264. Thanks.Copy !req
265. Thanks for switching appointments with me.Copy !req
266. Yeah, no, problem.Copy !req
267. Larry, what happened with that lunch?
What did you do?Copy !req
268. - I'm sorry, I just...
- What did you do?Copy !req
269. I felt so much pressure
from the fact that this guy had paid $4,000...Copy !req
270. and I tried too hard to
be entertaining and affable.Copy !req
271. So, you told him that Groat's syndrome...Copy !req
272. was named after the shortstop
for the Pittsburgh Pirates, Dick Groat?Copy !req
273. I didn't say that as a fact,
I speculated, because...Copy !req
274. Yeah, 'cause Lou Gehrig
had a disease named after him.Copy !req
275. And Dick Groat was a ball player.
I thought it was a possibility.Copy !req
276. Didn't you read the literature I sent you?Copy !req
277. - That depresses me.
- Then you shouldn't have agreed to do it.Copy !req
278. - I was just having lunch with the guy.
- I know, but Larry, that's another thing.Copy !req
279. You start eating before he gets his food?Copy !req
280. What kind of... I mean,
Groat's or no Groat's...Copy !req
281. I mean, where are your manners?Copy !req
282. I asked if he would mind. I was starving.Copy !req
283. - And what did he say?
- He said he did mind.Copy !req
284. And you should've taken that
as your cue to wait...Copy !req
285. till his food arrived,
so that you could start eating.Copy !req
286. Meanwhile, the guy's insulted.Copy !req
287. I said, "Do you mind if I start?"
He said, "Yes."Copy !req
288. What kind of person says yes
to "Do you mind if I start?"Copy !req
289. Do you know anybody who would do that?Copy !req
290. He told me he was going
to cancel the check...Copy !req
291. unless, you know... I was like, searching.Copy !req
292. I said, "ls there anything we can do
to make it up to you?"Copy !req
293. He said, "Maybe if Larry would...Copy !req
294. "get more involved
and show that he really cared...Copy !req
295. "about Groat's syndrome, maybe then
I would agree to give the money."Copy !req
296. And I suggested,
"if Larry would agree to host...Copy !req
297. "the Groat's syndrome talent show...Copy !req
298. "maybe he could make it
up to you that way."Copy !req
299. And he said he would agree
to make his donation...Copy !req
300. if you would agree to host the talent show.Copy !req
301. Couldn't I just write the check?Copy !req
302. Larry, that's not the point.Copy !req
303. It's not just the giving money.Copy !req
304. It's getting involved, you know, in Groat's.Copy !req
305. It's being Groat's active.Copy !req
306. It's not a big deal,
all you got to do is you show up...Copy !req
307. you say a few things,
you make a couple of jokes...Copy !req
308. and then you introduce
the participants in the show.Copy !req
309. These are all people,
by the way, with Groat's syndrome.Copy !req
310. These are all people who will demonstrate...Copy !req
311. that you can have a life
with Groat's syndrome...Copy !req
312. and you can be active
and talented and all of that.Copy !req
313. I don't understand how lunch could come...Copy !req
314. and it's right in front of you, and...Copy !req
315. if you don't feel like
you've done anything wrong...Copy !req
316. and you don't feel like
you have to make it up to them...Copy !req
317. then fine, go your merry way.Copy !req
318. I don't want you to lose the check.Copy !req
319. This would go a long way
to helping us secure that check...Copy !req
320. and I think also, do quite a bit...Copy !req
321. in raising some consciousness
about Groat's.Copy !req
322. They still trust me now,
they would want me to do that?Copy !req
323. Okay, all right. Good to talk to you.Copy !req
324. All right, thanks a lot.Copy !req
325. - You'll think about it?
- I definitely will.Copy !req
326. - Feel good.
- All right, you too.Copy !req
327. - Okay, I do.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
328. Hello.Copy !req
329. Hello.Copy !req
330. I've got some...Copy !req
331. big news.Copy !req
332. And the news is that...Copy !req
333. I think I'm all better.Copy !req
334. - Really?
- I'm feeling pretty good.Copy !req
335. Pretty, pretty, pretty...Copy !req
336. pretty, pretty good.Copy !req
337. - What happened?
- I had an epiphany.Copy !req
338. And I'm just...
My whole life is in perspective.Copy !req
339. I feel great.Copy !req
340. - What was your epiphany?
- I'm ready to terminate.Copy !req
341. - I'm terminating. I think I can terminate.
- That's wonderful, Larry.Copy !req
342. You know what I am? I'm the terminator.Copy !req
343. - I am the terminator.
- Was it the beach?Copy !req
344. - Was it going to the beach that did it?
- I didn't go to the beach.Copy !req
345. I went shopping with my wife, and...Copy !req
346. Which is even better,
to go shopping with her. Imagine that.Copy !req
347. - No beach?
- I didn't go to the beach, no.Copy !req
348. But here's the thing that I want to say.Copy !req
349. Once in a while,
I'm sure I'll have a problem...Copy !req
350. that's gonna come up.
I would love to be able to come back.Copy !req
351. You know, just intermittently, if I can,
if you'll have me, I hope you will.Copy !req
352. Just to kind of have
a little refresher course...Copy !req
353. just in case things start to go off again.Copy !req
354. So, now you feel
all these things that were upsetting you...Copy !req
355. Yes, I don't need to
come in regularly anymore.Copy !req
356. - All the problems, the Jason Alexander...
- Jason Alexander, yeah, what?Copy !req
357. I go to his office for a meeting...Copy !req
358. he wants me to go back
for the next meeting.Copy !req
359. You see how agitated you are, Larry?Copy !req
360. I mean, that's a situation
that I find rather annoying.Copy !req
361. Yeah, but that's okay, that's okay.Copy !req
362. No, I mean, 'cause you
just got through saying...Copy !req
363. how great you feel.Copy !req
364. I do feel great.Copy !req
365. But, if you're gonna
remind me of the holocaust...Copy !req
366. I'm not gonna feel so great.Copy !req
367. - Frankly, you seem...
- I don't really think I need to come.Copy !req
368. - You seem agitated today.
- Agitated?Copy !req
369. No, what you're
seeing as agitation is actually ebullience.Copy !req
370. You've never seen me ebullient,
so you don't even know what it is.Copy !req
371. "Who am l?" you're saying to yourself.Copy !req
372. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Who are you?Copy !req
373. I don't even want to talk about it too much,
lest I dissipate it.Copy !req
374. I mean...Copy !req
375. I see swings of emotion
that disturb me a little bit, Larry.Copy !req
376. There's no swing. I'm a hammock.Copy !req
377. - A hammock is very placid.
- A hammock?Copy !req
378. Yeah, just gently flowing
in the breeze, that's me.Copy !req
379. I must tell you, Larry...Copy !req
380. you don't seem to be
gently flowing in the breeze.Copy !req
381. You've been in therapy for a while,
I know you pretty well.Copy !req
382. I feel bad that you
are such a good therapist...Copy !req
383. that you're kind of a victim
of your own talents and skills...Copy !req
384. that you have to lose a patient
because of the job that you did.Copy !req
385. It's unfortunate, I'm sorry.Copy !req
386. I just want to make sure that I'm losing you
for the reason that you're saying.Copy !req
387. Yeah, of course you are.Copy !req
388. Because I know
you were at the beach, Larry.Copy !req
389. I was not at the beach.Copy !req
390. So it had nothing to do with the thong?Copy !req
391. - So?
- He's on to us.Copy !req
392. He knows about the whole thong thing.Copy !req
393. He knows about the thong thing.Copy !req
394. - He's on to us?
- He's on to me.Copy !req
395. How did this happen? He's on to me now.Copy !req
396. - He'll be on to you.
- How did this happen?Copy !req
397. Who told him?Copy !req
398. I had this lunch
with that guy for the charity...Copy !req
399. and I told him about it.Copy !req
400. He must've told Rob, who told him.Copy !req
401. Why would Rob even... Christ.Copy !req
402. It must have come up somehow,
I don't know.Copy !req
403. So what happened? Are you out of there?Copy !req
404. - I'm out, yeah.
- How?Copy !req
405. I told him I was happy
and I didn't need the therapy.Copy !req
406. - You told him what?
- I told him I was happy.Copy !req
407. That's what I'm telling him.
How can you steal my termination?Copy !req
408. I didn't. I didn't know
you were gonna say that.Copy !req
409. - How else am I gonna leave a shrink?
- How the fuck do I know?Copy !req
410. I'm miserable and I'm suicidal,
I want to leave?Copy !req
411. So, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
412. Tell him you're
a Scientologist or something.Copy !req
413. - I'm not.
- Tell him you're into Scientology.Copy !req
414. It's easy for you to say, I'm a shrink person.Copy !req
415. It doesn't matter,
you need something to get out.Copy !req
416. - Tell him you went to Scientology.
- I need a better excuse.Copy !req
417. Look, what is this? This is what?Copy !req
418. Is this the Beverly Center, this thing?Copy !req
419. This is so... Look at this,
with the leather, the whole thing here.Copy !req
420. - No, that's unbelievable.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
421. Listen, it's good to see you.
Stay feeling good, I feel great too.Copy !req
422. What's the name of that book again...Copy !req
423. Battlestar Galactica?Copy !req
424. - I don't know, I just...
- I'll look, I'll check that out.Copy !req
425. It's a movie too, isn't it?Copy !req
426. - I have no idea what you're talking about.
- I'm very happy, I'm very happy for you.Copy !req
427. - How are you?
- Good, how are you?Copy !req
428. I've never felt better in my entire life.Copy !req
429. Groat's, we're not as hyper as we seemCopy !req
430. Groat's, let's hold on to the dreamCopy !req
431. Thank you.Copy !req
432. Yes, that was Beth Sweeney,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
433. Another round of applause
for Beth Sweeney.Copy !req
434. Wasn't she wonderful?Copy !req
435. And she is living proof
of the great work being done...Copy !req
436. by our team of scientists
at the Groat's laboratories.Copy !req
437. And I have been assured
that after they come up...Copy !req
438. with a cure for Groat's,
they're gonna tackle baldness.Copy !req
439. I've been assured.
So, watch out, bald people.Copy !req
440. Your day is coming.
Don't give up hope, keep hope alive.Copy !req
441. You must keep hope alive, bald people.Copy !req
442. Okay, our next performer...Copy !req
443. is a young lady who comes to us
from Fullerton, California.Copy !req
444. And she's a pianist.Copy !req
445. And I think you're going
to enjoy her very much.Copy !req
446. Please welcome Miss Melanie Tyler...Copy !req
447. ladies and gentlemen, Melanie Tyler.Copy !req
448. This is awful. You can't let her do this.Copy !req
449. - I don't know if we should pull her off.
- I gotta get her off.Copy !req
450. - Time to stop.
- No!Copy !req
451. - Come on, stop.
- No!Copy !req