1. le byCopy !req
2. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
3. SO, I'M REALLY HAPPY
WITH MY NEW SNEAKERS.Copy !req
4. YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE THEY'RE GRAY.Copy !req
5. AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S A GOOD COLORCopy !req
6. 'CAUSE WHITE
IS REALLY TOO BRIGHT,Copy !req
7. LIKE A PAIR OF SHOES.Copy !req
8. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.Copy !req
9. THEY LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
10. GET BACK TO CHERYL.Copy !req
11. YOU KNOW, WE JUST DON'T
DO ENOUGH THINGS TOGETHER.Copy !req
12. SHE PLAYS TENNIS,
SHE WON'T PLAY GOLF.Copy !req
13. I CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
BECAUSE OF MY NECK.Copy !req
14. I CAN'T SERVE,Copy !req
15. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE
DAINTY LITTLE SERVES,Copy !req
16. AND SHE'LL BEAT ME
EVERY TIME.Copy !req
17. CHERYL LIKE TO DO?Copy !req
18. SHE LIKES THE OUTDOORS.Copy !req
19. I DON'T REALLY LIKE
THE OUTDOORS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
20. IT'S NOT A GOOD PLACE
FOR BALD PEOPLE OUT THERE.Copy !req
21. WHAT ABOUT THE BEACH?Copy !req
22. I DON'T LIKE
THE BEACH IN PARTICULAR.Copy !req
23. THIS TIME OF YEAR.Copy !req
24. I GO UP TO SANTA BARBARA,
WE GO TO THE BEACH.Copy !req
25. VERY NICE,
IT'S NOT CROWDED.Copy !req
26. WELL, I MEAN, IF I WENT
TO THE BEACH WITH HER,Copy !req
27. SHE WOULD BE...Copy !req
28. SHE WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK, YEAH.Copy !req
29. SHE'D BE HAPPY.Copy !req
30. YEAH, SHE'D BE VERY HAPPY.Copy !req
31. WITH HER.Copy !req
32. HATE IT.Copy !req
33. WALKING AROUND,Copy !req
34. I HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM.Copy !req
35. WELL, OUR TIME IS UP.Copy !req
36. MAYBE I'LL TAKE HER
TO THE BEACH.Copy !req
37. GOOD IDEA.
MAYBE I WILL.Copy !req
38. OKAY, SEE YOU
NEXT WEEK, BE WELL.Copy !req
39. HEY.Copy !req
40. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
41. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
42. NICE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
43. YOU CURED?Copy !req
44. I'M 100%.Copy !req
45. YOU HAD THE BIG
BREAKTHROUGH?Copy !req
46. I THINK I'M
READY TO TERMINATE.Copy !req
47. OKAY, YEAH GREAT.Copy !req
48. IT'S SUCH NONSENSE,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
49. I MEAN, WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
50. YOU CAN'T BOTHER
YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS STUFF.Copy !req
51. GOES ON FOREVER.Copy !req
52. I KNOW.Copy !req
53. ROB, HAVE A SEAT,
I'LL BE RIGHT IN.Copy !req
54. OKAY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
55. YEAH, LISTEN,
I JUST WANT TO SAY,Copy !req
56. I'M DOING THIS
CHARITY THING.Copy !req
57. I'M THE CHAIRMAN
OF THIS,Copy !req
58. GROTE'S SYNDROME IS?Copy !req
59. GROTE, HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD OF GROTE'S SYNDROME?Copy !req
60. NO.Copy !req
61. IT'S A SYNDROME.
I MEAN,Copy !req
62. KIDS AND ADULTS,Copy !req
63. CONTROLLING THEIR HYPERACTIVITY.Copy !req
64. IT'S JUST LIKE, IF YOU
WERE ON FIVE CUPS OF COFFEE,Copy !req
65. AT ALL TIMES.Copy !req
66. AND SO, WE'RE DOING
A BIG CELEBRITY AUCTION.Copy !req
67. IF YOU WOULD AGREE TO,Copy !req
68. WITH SOMEBODY.Copy !req
69. I MEAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE DOING IT.Copy !req
70. TONY DANZA,
AND TED DANSON.Copy !req
71. WELL, WAIT A SECOND,
ROB, FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
72. I'M FLATTERED THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN THINK OF ME FOR THIS,Copy !req
73. BUT, ROB, NO ONE WANTS
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME.Copy !req
74. OH, NO, YOU ARE THE GUY
WHO CREATED "SEINFELD".Copy !req
75. YEAH, BUT...Copy !req
76. I MEAN, THE PEOPLECopy !req
77. NO ONE'S GONNA BID ANY MONEY,
IT'S GONNA BE EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
78. TO GO TO
A LARRY DAVID LUNCH?Copy !req
79. 50 CENTS, YOU KNOW,
IT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
80. NO, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE GONNACopy !req
81. TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THEM.Copy !req
82. THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURECopy !req
83. FOR ME TO BE
ENTERTAINING...Copy !req
84. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE ENTERTAINING,
JUST BE YOURSELF,Copy !req
85. AND THEY'LL JUST
BE THRILLED TO BE WITH YOU.Copy !req
86. IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO IT...Copy !req
87. NO, IT'S FINE,
I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
88. YOU WILL?Copy !req
89. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
90. YOU'LL BE SURPRISED
AT HOW MUCH YOU GO FOR.Copy !req
91. SURPRISED, I'M GONNA BE,Copy !req
92. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
HOW LITTLE I GO FOR.Copy !req
93. ANYWAY, THANKS, LARRY,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
94. THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
95. HEY.Copy !req
96. I THINK THAT, UH,
SANTA BARBARA THING,Copy !req
97. I THINK THAT'S
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
98. I'M GONNA DO IT.Copy !req
99. YOU KNOW, GO TO
SANTA BARBARA, ONE DAY.Copy !req
100. SO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ON SATURDAY?Copy !req
101. GOING TO THE BEACH?Copy !req
102. SANTA BARBARA.Copy !req
103. THE TWO OF US?Copy !req
104. ANY INTEREST IN THAT?Copy !req
105. YEAH.Copy !req
106. REALLY?Copy !req
107. WOULD BE WONDERFUL.Copy !req
108. DO YOU?Copy !req
109. REALLY? OF C.Copy !req
110. DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD
LOVE TO GO TO E BEACH?Copy !req
111. DO YOU?
YOU WANT TO?Copy !req
112. I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT.Copy !req
113. WHAT ABOUT GOLF,
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING GOLF?Copy !req
114. SO I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY,
I WON'T PLAY, BIG DEAL.Copy !req
115. SO I'LL MISS
A DAY OF GOLF.Copy !req
116. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY
EVERY SATURDAY.Copy !req
117. OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
118. WITH YOUR WIFE.Copy !req
119. EXACTLY, THAT'S
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
120. YOUR INVITATION.Copy !req
121. OKAY, YOU GOT A DATE.Copy !req
122. NOW, WHAT DO
I NEED TO BRING?Copy !req
123. YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU DON'T NEED TO...Copy !req
124. I NEED A BATHING SUIT,
RIGHT?Copy !req
125. A BATHING SUIT,Copy !req
126. BUT THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO WORRY YOURSELF WITH, OKAY?Copy !req
127. I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE REST.Copy !req
128. A RADIO, IS THERE A BALLGAME
I CAN LISTEN TO OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
129. THEN YOU'RE DEFEATING
THE PURPOSE, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
130. SO WHAT DO YOU DO, YOU LIE DOWN
ON A BLANKET, AND... ?Copy !req
131. YOU BASK IN THE SUN.Copy !req
132. DON'T FORGET
SUNBLOCK.Copy !req
133. FORGET SUNBLOCK.Copy !req
134. 35, 40...Copy !req
135. AS I CAN GET.Copy !req
136. AS YOU CAN GET.Copy !req
137. GOTCHA, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT.Copy !req
138. ALRIGHT.Copy !req
139. THAT WAS A NICE DRIVE,
I HAVE TO SAY.Copy !req
140. OH, YEAH,
LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
141. IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.Copy !req
142. ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE,
I'LL GRAB THIS.Copy !req
143. OH.Copy !req
144. SHOES IN HERE.Copy !req
145. I'LL GET THIS.Copy !req
146. WHAT, WHERE DO
I PUT THIS SUIT ON?Copy !req
147. WHY DIDN'T YOU WEAR IT?Copy !req
148. YOU GOT YOURS ON?Copy !req
149. OF COURSE.Copy !req
150. BE UNCOMFORTABLE.Copy !req
151. YOU'RE GOING
TO THE BEACH.Copy !req
152. I DIDN'T WANT TO DRIVECopy !req
153. WITH A BATHING SUIT ON.Copy !req
154. ALRIGHT, WELL.Copy !req
155. WELL, I DON'T
HAVE TO PUT IT ON.Copy !req
156. I'M NOT GONNA GO
SWIMMING ANYWAY, AM I?Copy !req
157. SO WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
158. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
159. WATER COOLER?Copy !req
160. YEAH.Copy !req
161. OKAY.Copy !req
162. I CAN'T CARRY
ALL THIS STUFF.Copy !req
163. WHAT ABOUT THE UMBRELLA,
YOU WANT THAT TOO?Copy !req
164. YES, PLEASE.Copy !req
165. OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS GORGEOUS.Copy !req
166. GOT ANY SUNBLOCK?Copy !req
167. YEAH.Copy !req
168. JEWS BUY, LIKE,
85% OF THE SUN BLOCK,Copy !req
169. THAT'S SOLD IN THIS COUNTRY,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
170. I'VE NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT...Copy !req
171. WITHOUT JEWS,Copy !req
172. OUT OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
173. IS THAT RIGHT?Copy !req
174. YEAH, I'VE NEVER ONCE
SEEN A GENTILE ASK FOR,Copy !req
175. SUN BLOCK.Copy !req
176. TRUE.Copy !req
177. I DON'T REALLY GETCopy !req
178. WITH THE OCEAN.Copy !req
179. NO?Copy !req
180. I STARE AT IT FOR 10 MINUTES
AND I GO, "OKAY, I GET IT".Copy !req
181. DON'T YOU
FEEL CALMER?Copy !req
182. THAT I'M MISSINGCopy !req
183. ARE GETTING.Copy !req
184. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
185. WHAT?Copy !req
186. SAW MY THERAPIST.Copy !req
187. YOU SEE A GUY IN
A STRIPED BATHING SUIT?Copy !req
188. SKIMPY, SKIMPY SUIT,
YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
189. YEAH, I SEE HIM.Copy !req
190. YEAH, THAT'S MY THERAPIST.Copy !req
191. WHY DON'T
YOU GO SAY HI?Copy !req
192. I CAN'T TALK TO HIM
IN THAT BATHING SUIT.Copy !req
193. IT IS PRETTY SMALL.Copy !req
194. IN A BATHING SUIT LIKE THAT?Copy !req
195. I MEAN,
HE'S AT THE BEACH,Copy !req
196. HE WANTS, RIGHT?Copy !req
197. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
198. HE'S JUST KIND
OF SETTLING IN.Copy !req
199. OOH...Copy !req
200. OF HIS BATHING SUIT?Copy !req
201. AROUND LIKE THAT?Copy !req
202. CAN WE GO?
LET'S JUST GO.Copy !req
203. WE JUST GOT HERE,
WE'RE NOT GONNA GO.Copy !req
204. THAT'S RIDICULOUS,
PLUS, IF YOU GET UP,Copy !req
205. DON'T YOU THINK
HE'LL SEE YOU THEN?Copy !req
206. I'VE GOT TO STAY
LIKE THIS NOW,Copy !req
207. OF THE DAY?Copy !req
208. WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S UP TO YOU.Copy !req
209. WELL, KISS THAT
THERAPIST GOODBYE.Copy !req
210. THE ONLY QUESTION NOW IS,
DO I TELL RICHARD LEWIS?Copy !req
211. IT WAS DR. WEISS?Copy !req
212. IT WAS HIM,
IT WAS HIM.Copy !req
213. NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
IT WAS WEISS, DR. WEISS.Copy !req
214. THONG, UP HIS ASS.Copy !req
215. LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS?Copy !req
216. HAS A THONG UP HIS ASS?Copy !req
217. DO THAT SHIT?Copy !req
218. NO.Copy !req
219. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
220. SO, YOU KNOW,
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,Copy !req
221. YOU KNOW,
SO I'M LEAVING...Copy !req
222. YOU KNOW WHAT,
THIS IS SO UNFAIR OF YOU.Copy !req
223. I TURN YOU ON TO THIS GUY,
HE'S A BRILLIANT DOCTOR.Copy !req
224. I WOULD'VE
NEVER TOLD YOU.Copy !req
225. YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.Copy !req
226. GIVING YOU ADVICE.Copy !req
227. HEDONIST,
HE'S A HEDONIST?Copy !req
228. HE'S NOT A HEDONIST.Copy !req
229. WHAT IS HE?Copy !req
230. THIS IS MY 28th THERAPIST
SINCE 1969.Copy !req
231. I DON'T WANT
TO GO ANYMORE,Copy !req
232. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK
THE FUCKING RECORD.Copy !req
233. THE RECAP IS VERY HARD.Copy !req
234. YOUR RECAP IS TWO,
THREE MONTHS, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
235. TWO, THREE MONTHS,
THAT'S JUST THE CRIB.Copy !req
236. I WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN,
AND I FELT ALIENATED,Copy !req
237. AN ALCOHOLIC...Copy !req
238. OKAY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
239. I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW?Copy !req
240. I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW?Copy !req
241. I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU
DO IT ON THE PHONE?Copy !req
242. DO IT IN PERSON?Copy !req
243. YOU'RE NOT
CANCELING CABLE.Copy !req
244. YOU HAVE TO GO IN,
HE'S A HUMAN BEING,Copy !req
245. HE'S HELPED YOU,
YOU GOT TO SAY...Copy !req
246. LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH,
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
247. 'CAUSE WE NEED
A GAME PLAN.Copy !req
248. THERE'S NO PLAN,
YOU GO IN AND QUIT.Copy !req
249. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
250. CAN'T WE HAVE LUNCH
OR SOMETHING, AND DISCUSS THIS?Copy !req
251. I CAN'T.Copy !req
252. WHY NOT?Copy !req
253. I'VE BEEN AUCTIONED OFF
FOR SOME CHARITY.Copy !req
254. WHAT IS THIS, "ROOTS" ?Copy !req
255. WHAT YOU MEAN,
AUCTIONED OFF?Copy !req
256. IT'S SOME
CELEBRITY AUCTION.Copy !req
257. SOMEBODY PAID $4,000
TO GO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME.Copy !req
258. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
259. BE FLATTERED.Copy !req
260. WITH LARRY DAVID.Copy !req
261. TO BE ENTERTAINING, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
262. ALRIGHT, WELL,
ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.Copy !req
263. MR. DAVID!Copy !req
264. MR. DAVID,
OVER HERE.Copy !req
265. HIYA, JOHN TYLER.Copy !req
266. JOHN TYLER?Copy !req
267. WOW, LIKE THE PRESIDENT,Copy !req
268. PRESIDENT TYLER.Copy !req
269. YEAH.Copy !req
270. MR. PRESIDENT?Copy !req
271. THIS IS GREAT, THANK YOUCopy !req
272. AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
273. "TIP A CANOE
AND TYLER TOO."Copy !req
274. TIP A CANOE WAS?Copy !req
275. NO.Copy !req
276. YOU DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
277. AFTER A PRESIDENT,Copy !req
278. ABOUT THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
279. I WASN'T NAMED AFTER HIM,
IT'S JUST A FAMILY NAME.Copy !req
280. YOU NEVER KNOW,
I'M RELATED TO KING DAVID.Copy !req
281. REALLY?Copy !req
282. YES, SO,Copy !req
283. AND A KING,Copy !req
284. AT THE SAME TABLE,
PRETTY BIG TABLE.Copy !req
285. IT'S A FAMILY NAME,
REALLY.Copy !req
286. BIG FAMILY?Copy !req
287. YEAH, FIVE BROTHERS
AND SISTERS, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
288. IRISH.Copy !req
289. YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX?Copy !req
290. NO.Copy !req
291. WELL, ME EITHER.Copy !req
292. YOU KNOW THEY DID,Copy !req
293. BUT, YOU WONDER WHEN.Copy !req
294. SO WHERE,
WHERE YOU FROM?Copy !req
295. JERSEY, ORIGINALLY.Copy !req
296. YEAH?Copy !req
297. YOU EVER SEE,
JOE PISCOPO'S "JERSEY GUY" ?Copy !req
298. "HEY, I'M JERSEY GUY.Copy !req
299. I'M FROM JERSEY,
I'M THE JERSEY GUY."Copy !req
300. YEAH, PEOPLE FROM JERSEY DIDN'T
REALLY FIND THAT GUY FUNNY.Copy !req
301. AND PEPPER SHAKERS?Copy !req
302. WHAT SONG IS THIS?Copy !req
303. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU."Copy !req
304. ANYWAY, EVERYBODY
FROM GROTE'S SYNDROME
ASSOCIATION JUST...Copy !req
305. FOR YOUR TIME,Copy !req
306. AND EVERYTHING,Copy !req
307. WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
308. OH, PLEASE,
WHATEVER YOU NEED,Copy !req
309. I'LL DONATE
ANYTHING YOU WANT.Copy !req
310. I'LL DONATE IT ALL.Copy !req
311. MY TIME, MY ORGANS.Copy !req
312. WHAT DO YOU WANT,
YOU WANT A KIDNEY?Copy !req
313. I'LL GIVE YOU A KIDNEY.Copy !req
314. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?Copy !req
315. I'VE GOT
A TERRIFIC PENIS.Copy !req
316. I COULD DONATE A PENIS.Copy !req
317. I'VE GOT GOOD SPLEEN,
EXCELLENT SPLEEN.Copy !req
318. TO MONSIEUR,Copy !req
319. SAY MONSIEUR SPLEEN,Copy !req
320. THEN YOU'LL THINK THAT
THE COMMERCIAL WAS,Copy !req
321. WELL, IT'S
A DEVASTATING ILLNESS,Copy !req
322. EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE.Copy !req
323. I'VE NEVER REALLY HEARD OF IT,
WHAT IS IT CALLED?Copy !req
324. GROTE'S SYNDROME.Copy !req
325. AND WHAT DOES IT DO?Copy !req
326. WELL, IT'SCopy !req
327. EXCITED AND NERVOUS,Copy !req
328. MY NIECE HAS IT...Copy !req
329. OF COURSE, DICK GROTE,
DICK GROTE,Copy !req
330. NAMED AFTER DICK GROTE,Copy !req
331. THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES.Copy !req
332. I KNOW, 'CAUSE
HE WAS A BALD GUY.Copy !req
333. AND HE DIDN'T
FEEL VERY WELL,Copy !req
334. 'CAUSE HE WAS VERY EXCITED
ALL THE TIME, IS THAT IT?Copy !req
335. WELL, NO, THE DOCTOR THAT
INITIALLY DIAGNOSED IT,Copy !req
336. WAS NAMED GROTE.Copy !req
337. WASN'T DICK GROTE?Copy !req
338. YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE.Copy !req
339. DR. GROTE MIGHT BE
DICK GROTE'S FATHER,Copy !req
340. FOR ALL WE KNOW.Copy !req
341. NO?Copy !req
342. NO, MY NIECE
HAS IT, AND...Copy !req
343. TO CHECK INTO THAT.Copy !req
344. SO, HE'S WEARING THIS SKIMPY
KIND OF SPEEDO BATHING SUIT,Copy !req
345. ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
346. I'M NOT
GOING BACK THERE.Copy !req
347. NO WAY, I CAN'T,
WOULD YOU?Copy !req
348. TO THE BEACH?Copy !req
349. NO, TO THE THERAPIST.Copy !req
350. IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, SIR.Copy !req
351. MIND IF I START?Copy !req
352. OH, HE SAID IT'LL
JUST BE A COUPLE MINUTES.Copy !req
353. SO, YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO START, IS THAT IT?Copy !req
354. IT'S A COUPLE MINUTES.Copy !req
355. YOU DON'T MIND,
DO YOU?Copy !req
356. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.Copy !req
357. I MEAN, IF YOU HAD
YOUR FOOD COME FIRST,Copy !req
358. I WOULD SAY, GO AHEAD AND START,
WHAT DO I CARE?Copy !req
359. WELL, I WOULD WAIT
FOR YOU TO GET YOURS.Copy !req
360. I REALLY WOULDN'T
WANT YOU TO WAIT.Copy !req
361. I'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE
IF YOU WAITED.Copy !req
362. WELL, I'D FEEL ITCopy !req
363. FOR YOUR FOOD TO ARRIVE.Copy !req
364. I THINK IT'S KIND OF IMPOLITECopy !req
365. FROM EATING.Copy !req
366. YEAH, BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER.Copy !req
367. AT THE EXACT SAME TIME?Copy !req
368. I DON'T GET THAT.Copy !req
369. WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY
YOU CAN'T WAIT TWO SECONDSCopy !req
370. FOR YOUR COLD SANDWICH,
IT'S NOT EVEN HOT.Copy !req
371. WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU CARE
IF I TAKE A BITE OF MY FOOD.Copy !req
372. THAT BOTHER YOU?Copy !req
373. BECAUSE WE'RE
HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER.Copy !req
374. THE TWO OF?Copy !req
375. THANKS.Copy !req
376. HEY, ROB.Copy !req
377. APPOINTMENTS WITH ME.Copy !req
378. YEAH, NO, PROBLEM.Copy !req
379. LARRY, WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THAT LUNCH?Copy !req
380. OH, MAN, UM...Copy !req
381. WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
382. I'M SORRY, I JUST.Copy !req
383. WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
384. THIS GUY HAD PAID $4,000,Copy !req
385. BE ENTERTAINING AND AFFABLE.Copy !req
386. SO, YOU TOLD HIM
THAT GROTE'S SYNDROMECopy !req
387. FOR THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES,Copy !req
388. DICK GROTE?Copy !req
389. I DIDN'T SAY THAT AS A FACT,
I SPECULATED, BECAUSE...Copy !req
390. SPECULATED?Copy !req
391. YEAH, WELL, 'CAUSE LOU GEHRIG
HAD A DISEASE NAMED AFTER HIM.Copy !req
392. WAS A BALL PLAYER.Copy !req
393. WAS A POSSIBILITY.Copy !req
394. DIDN'T YOU READ ANY OF
THE LITERATURE I SENT YOU?Copy !req
395. TO READ THAT STUFF.Copy !req
396. WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE AGREED TO DO IT.Copy !req
397. WITH THE GUY.Copy !req
398. I KNOW, BUT LARRY,
THAT'S ANOTHER THING.Copy !req
399. BEFORE HE GETS HIS FOOD?Copy !req
400. WHAT KIND OF, I MEAN,
GROTE'S OR NO GROTE'S,Copy !req
401. I MEAN,
WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?Copy !req
402. I ASKED IF HE WOULDN'T MIND,
I WAS STARVING.Copy !req
403. AND WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
404. HE SAYS HE DID MIND.Copy !req
405. AND YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN THATCopy !req
406. 'TIL HIS FOOD ARRIVED,
SO THAT YOU COULD START EATING.Copy !req
407. MEANWHILE,
THE GUY'S INSULTED.Copy !req
408. I SAID TO HIM, "DO YOU MIND
IF I START", AND HE SAID "YES".Copy !req
409. TO "DO YOU MIND IF I START" ?Copy !req
410. WHO WOULD SAY YES TO THAT?Copy !req
411. TO CANCEL THE $4,000 CHECK,Copy !req
412. UNLESS, YOU KNOW,
I WAS LIKE, SEARCHING.Copy !req
413. I SAID, "IS THERE
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?"Copy !req
414. AND HE SAID, "WELL,Copy !req
415. "GET MORE INVOLVEDCopy !req
416. "ABOUT GROTE'S SYNDROME,
MAYBE THEN,Copy !req
417. TO GIVE THE MONEY."Copy !req
418. AND I SUGGESTED, "WELL,Copy !req
419. "THE GROTE'S SYNDROME
TALENT SHOW,Copy !req
420. MAYBE, HE COULD MAKE IT
UP TO YOU THAT WAY",Copy !req
421. THE TALENT SHOW.Copy !req
422. COULDN'T I JUST
WRITE THE CHECK?Copy !req
423. LARRY, THAT'S
NOT THE POINT.Copy !req
424. IT'S NOT JUST
THE GIVING MONEY.Copy !req
425. IT'S GETTING INVOLVED,
YOU KNOW, IN GROTE'S.Copy !req
426. IT'S BEING,
GROTE'S ACTIVE.Copy !req
427. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL,Copy !req
428. ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS YOU SHOW UP,Copy !req
429. YOU SAY A FEW THINGS,
YOU MAKE A COUPLE OF JOKES,Copy !req
430. THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE SHOW.Copy !req
431. THESE ARE ALL PEOPLE,
BY THE WAY,
WITH GROTE'S SYNDROME.Copy !req
432. WITH GROTE'S SYNDROME,Copy !req
433. AND TALENTED AND ALL OF THAT.Copy !req
434. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW LUNCH COULD COME,Copy !req
435. AND IT'S RIGHT
IN FRONT OF YOU, AND...Copy !req
436. IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG.Copy !req
437. AND YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT UP TO THEM,Copy !req
438. THEN FINE,
GO YOUR MERRY WAY.Copy !req
439. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LOSE THE CHECK,Copy !req
440. WELL, THIS WOULD GO A LONG WAY
TO HELPING US SECURE THAT CHECK,Copy !req
441. AND I THINK ALSO,Copy !req
442. ABOUT GROTE'S.Copy !req
443. THEY STILL TRUST ME NOW,
THEY WOULD WANT ME TO DO THAT?Copy !req
444. MAYBE...Copy !req
445. OKAY, ALRIGHT.Copy !req
446. ALRIGHT, WELL,
THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
447. YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT?Copy !req
448. I DEFINITELY WILL.Copy !req
449. FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
450. ALRIGHT, YOU TOO.Copy !req
451. OKAY, I DO.Copy !req
452. GOODBYE.Copy !req
453. HELLO.Copy !req
454. HELLO.Copy !req
455. WELL, I'VE GOT SOME...Copy !req
456. SOME BIG NEWS.Copy !req
457. THAT...Copy !req
458. I THINK I'M ALL BETTER.Copy !req
459. REALLY?Copy !req
460. I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
461. PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY,Copy !req
462. PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
463. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
464. I HAD AN EPIPHANY.Copy !req
465. AND I'M JUST,
MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN PERSPECTIVE.Copy !req
466. I FEEL GREAT.Copy !req
467. WHAT WAS YOUR EPIPHANY?Copy !req
468. I'M READY TO TERMINATE.Copy !req
469. I'M TERMINATING.
I THINK I CAN TERMINATE.Copy !req
470. THAT'S WONDERFUL, LARRY.Copy !req
471. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?
I'M THE TERMINATOR.Copy !req
472. I AM THE TERMINATOR.Copy !req
473. WAS IT THE BEACH?Copy !req
474. THE BEACH THAT DID IT?Copy !req
475. OH, I DIDN'T
GO TO THE BEACH.Copy !req
476. WITH MY WIFE, AND...Copy !req
477. WHICH IS EVEN BETTER,
TO GOT SHOPPING WITH HER,Copy !req
478. IMAGINE THAT.Copy !req
479. NO BEACH?Copy !req
480. I DIDN'T GO
TO THE BEACH, NO.Copy !req
481. BUT HERE'S THE THING
THAT I WANT TO SAY.Copy !req
482. EVERY NOW AND THEN,
I'M SURE I'LL HAVE A PROBLEMCopy !req
483. THAT'S GONNA COME UP.Copy !req
484. BE ABLE TO COME BACK.Copy !req
485. YOU KNOW, JUST
INTERMITTENTLY IF I CAN,Copy !req
486. IF YOU'LL HAVE ME,
I HOPE YOU WILL.Copy !req
487. A LITTLE REFRESHER COURSE,Copy !req
488. START TO GO OFF AGAIN.Copy !req
489. SO, NOW YOU FEELCopy !req
490. YES, I DON'T NEED TO
COME IN REGULARLY ANYMORE.Copy !req
491. ALL THE PROBLEMS,
THE JASON ALEXANDER...Copy !req
492. JASON ALEXANDER,
YEAH, WHAT?Copy !req
493. FOR A MEETING,Copy !req
494. FOR THE NEXT MEETING.Copy !req
495. YOU ARE LARRY?Copy !req
496. WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S A SITUATION
THAT I FIND RATHER ANNOYING.Copy !req
497. YEAH, BUT THAT'S OKAY,
THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
498. NO, I MEAN, 'CAUSE YOU
JUST GOT THROUGH SAYING,Copy !req
499. HOW GREAT YOU FEEL.Copy !req
500. I DO FEEL GREAT.Copy !req
501. BUT, IF YOU'RE GONNA
REMIND ME OF THE HOLOCAUST,Copy !req
502. I'M NOT GONNA
FEEL SO GREAT.Copy !req
503. FRANKLY, LARRY,
YOU SEE—Copy !req
504. I DON'T REALLY THINK
I NEED TO COME.Copy !req
505. AGITATED TODAY.Copy !req
506. AGITATED?Copy !req
507. NO, WHAT YOU'RE
IS ACTUALLY EBULLIENCE.Copy !req
508. YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN ME EBULLIENT,Copy !req
509. SO YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
510. "WHO AM I?"
YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF.Copy !req
511. YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
512. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
513. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH,Copy !req
514. LEST I DISSIPATE IT.Copy !req
515. I MEAN...Copy !req
516. A LITTLE BIT, LARRY.Copy !req
517. THERE'S NO SWING.Copy !req
518. I'M A HAMMOCK.Copy !req
519. IS VERY PLACID.Copy !req
520. A HAMMOCK?Copy !req
521. YEAH, JUST GENTLY FLOWING
IN THE IN THE BREEZE, THAT'S ME.Copy !req
522. I MUST TELL YOU, LARRY,Copy !req
523. YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE
GENTLY FLOWING IN THE BREEZE.Copy !req
524. YOU'VE BEEN IN THERAPY
FOR A WHILE,Copy !req
525. I KNOW YOU PRETTY WELL.Copy !req
526. ARE SUCH A GOOD THERAPIST,Copy !req
527. THAT YOU'RE KIND OF A VICTIM
OF YOUR OWN TALENTS AND SKILLS,Copy !req
528. THAT YOU DID.Copy !req
529. IT'S UNFORTUNATE,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
530. THAT I'M LOSING YOUCopy !req
531. THAT YOU'RE SAYING.Copy !req
532. OH, YEAH,
OF COURSE YOU ARE.Copy !req
533. WERE AT THE BEACH, LARRY.Copy !req
534. I WAS NOT AT THE BEACH.Copy !req
535. SO, IT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE THONG?Copy !req
536. SO?Copy !req
537. HE'S ON TO US.Copy !req
538. THE WHOLE THONG THING,Copy !req
539. ALL ABOUT IT.Copy !req
540. THE THONG THING.Copy !req
541. HE'S ON TO US?Copy !req
542. HE'S ON TO ME.Copy !req
543. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
HE'S ON TO ME NOW.Copy !req
544. HE'LL BE ON TO YOU.Copy !req
545. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?Copy !req
546. WHO TOLD HIM?Copy !req
547. WITH THAT GUY FOR THE CHARITY,Copy !req
548. AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT,Copy !req
549. HE MUST'VE TOLD ROB REINER,
ROB MUST'VE TOLD HIM.Copy !req
550. WHY WOULD ROB EVEN,
OH, CHRIST.Copy !req
551. IT MUST HAVE CAME UP SOMEHOW,
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
552. SO WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
553. ARE YOU OUT OF THERE?Copy !req
554. I'M OUT, YEAH.Copy !req
555. HOW?Copy !req
556. AND I DIDN'T NEED THE THERAPY.Copy !req
557. YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?Copy !req
558. I WAS HAPPY.Copy !req
559. THAT'S WHAT
I'M TELLING HIM.Copy !req
560. MY TERMINATION?Copy !req
561. I DIDN'T STEAL
YOUR TERMINATION.Copy !req
562. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
GONNA SAY YOU WERE HAPPY.Copy !req
563. LEAVE A SHRINK?Copy !req
564. DO I KNOW?Copy !req
565. I'M MISERABLE AND I'M SUICIDAL,
I WANT TO LEAVE?Copy !req
566. SO, WHAT AM
I GONNA DO?Copy !req
567. TELL HIM YOU'RE
A SCIENTOLOGIST OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
568. I'M NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST.Copy !req
569. TELL HIM YOU'RE
INTO SCIENTOLOGY.Copy !req
570. OH, IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY,
I'M A SHRINK PERSON.Copy !req
571. IT DOESN'T MATTER,
YOU NEED SOMETHING TO GET OUT.Copy !req
572. WENT TO SCIENTOLOGY.Copy !req
573. NO, I NEED A BETTER EXCUSE.Copy !req
574. OH, LOOK, WHAT IS THIS?
THIS IS WHAT?Copy !req
575. IS THIS THE BEVERLY CENTER,
THIS THING?Copy !req
576. THIS IS SO,
LOOK AT THIS,Copy !req
577. WITH THE LEATHER,
THE WHOLE THING HERE.Copy !req
578. OH, HI, DOC,
NO, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.Copy !req
579. YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
580. HEY, LISTEN,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
581. STAY FEELING GOOD,
I FEEL GREAT TOO.Copy !req
582. YEAH, OKAY, WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THAT BOOK AGAIN,Copy !req
583. "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" ?Copy !req
584. I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...Copy !req
585. OKAY, I'LL LOOK,
I'LL CHECK THAT OUT,Copy !req
586. IT'S A MOVIE TOO,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
587. WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
588. I'M VERY HAPPY,
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.Copy !req
589. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
590. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
591. I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
592. THANK YOU.Copy !req
593. YES, THAT WAS BETH SWEENEY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
594. FOR BETH SWEENEY.Copy !req
595. WASN'T SHE WONDERFUL?Copy !req
596. AT THE GROTE'S LABORATORIES.Copy !req
597. WITH A CURE FOR GROTE'S,Copy !req
598. THEY'RE GONNA
TACKLE BALDNESS.Copy !req
599. I'VE BEEN ASSURED.Copy !req
600. SO, WATCH OUT,
BALD PEOPLE.Copy !req
601. YOUR DAY IS COMING,Copy !req
602. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE,
KEEP HOPE ALIVE,Copy !req
603. YOU MUST KEEP HOPE ALIVE,
BALD PEOPLE.Copy !req
604. OKAY, OUR NEXT PERFORMERCopy !req
605. FROM FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
606. AND SHE'S A PIANIST.Copy !req
607. AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO ENJOY HER VERY MUCH.Copy !req
608. PLEASE WELCOME,
MISS MELANIE TYLER,Copy !req
609. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MELANIE TYLER.Copy !req
610. THIS IS AWFUL.Copy !req
611. YOU CAN'T
LET HER DO THIS.Copy !req
612. I DON'T KNOW
IF WE SHOULD PULL HER OFF.Copy !req
613. GET HER OFF.Copy !req
614. ALRIGHT, OKAY,
MELANIE TYLER, OKAY.Copy !req
615. NO.Copy !req
616. TIME TO STOP.Copy !req
617. NO!Copy !req
618. COME ON,
COME ON, STOP.Copy !req
619. NO!Copy !req
620. OH, STOP.Copy !req
621. UGH, UGH.Copy !req
622. Captions Copyright 2001Copy !req
623. A Division of TIME WARNER
ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.Copy !req
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