Curb Your Enthusiasm 2x2

Directed by Robert B. Weide

Susie Essman as Susie Greene • Mina Kolb as Jeff Greene's Mother • Louis Nye as Jeff Greene's Father • Jennifer H. Caldwell as Waitress (as Jennifer Caldwell) • Kyler Fisher as Thor Kid #3 • Jennifer H. Caldwell as Waitress • Gita Isak as Passerby • Louis Nye as Jeff's Dad

Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

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1. le by

2. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

3. HEY.

4. HEY.

5. BOY.

6. HOW ARE YOU?

7. WE DOING HERE?

8. HOW COME WE DIDN'T GO TO YOUR OFFICE?

9. WELL, I DIDN'T GO TO MY OFFICE YET, I, UH, I...

10. HI, CAN I GET YOU SOME COFFEE?

11. I'LL HAVE A DECAF.

12. OKAY.

13. OKAY. ALRIGHT.

14. THANK YOU.

15. CAN I GET YOU SOME COFFEE?

16. WOULDN'T YOU LOVE THAT?

17. UM, I LEFT SUSIE LAST NIGHT.

18. IT WAS A WHOLE BIG THING, I HAD TO...

19. I'M GOING TO A HOTEL, DON'T CALL ME.

20. WOW.

21. YEAH.

22. HOLY COW.

23. YEAH, LOOK I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA GO ANY FURTHER

24. TYPE SITUATION, BUT, UH...

25. WELL, I MEAN, IT WAS A LONG TIME COMING,

26. AND, YOU KNOW...

27. YEAH, UM, MY PROBLEM IS,

28. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE DIVORCE THING, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

29. I DON'T WANT HER TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT ME,

30. I DON'T WANT THINGS TO COME OUT IN COURT.

31. I NEVER BROKE THE LAW, YOU KNOW, BUT PERSONAL THINGS.

32. WHAT KIND OF THINGS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

33. LIKE SEXUAL.

34. YOU KNOW, THERE'S CERTAIN SEXUAL THINGS THAT I LIKE,

35. AND I DON'T WANT SUSIE YAMMERING ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE.

36. THERE NOT HORRIBLE, EVIL THINGS,

37. THEY DON'T INVOLVE ANYTHING THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

38. SHE'S GOT SOME...

39. YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, JUST, UM, STUFF...

40. YOU DON'T WANT HER TO REPEAT.

41. I DON'T WANT HER TO REPEAT.

42. SO, THAT'S WHY...

43. THIS IS SEXUAL BLACKMAIL, WHAT IS THAT?

44. SEXUAL BLACKMAIL.

45. THAT IS JUST AWFUL.

46. THAT'S, YEAH IT'S...

47. SEE, THAT'S WHY I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY KINKY.

48. EVER, WITH ANYONE.

49. NOTHIN'.

50. THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE DONE, I'VE BEEN ON THE BOTTOM.

51. YOU KNOW, THAT'S IT.

52. NOT EVEN WITH YOUR WIFE, NOTHING, LIKE, YOU KNOW...

53. WELL, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR WIFE.

54. SO, YOU PROTECTED YOURSELF AHEAD OF TIME.

55. I DON'T TELL MY WIFE ANYTHING, I DON'T CONFIDE IN MY WIFE.

56. I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY.

57. LIKE AN ACQUAINTANCE.

58. BLABBING ABOUT ME TO PEOPLE?

59. NO, NO...

60. IF WE GOT DIVORCED TOMORROW, SHE'D HAVE NOTHING TO SAY,

61. NOTHING SHE COULD SAY.

62. I HATE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE,

63. BUT THAT'S, BUT THAT'S IT.

64. NASTY THINGS ABOUT YOU,

65. BUT OTHER THAN THAT...

66. WELL, THAT'S ASSUMED, SO...

67. DO ME A HUGE FAVOR,

68. AND GET MY CLOTHES.

69. ALL ABOUT IT, AND, UH...

70. SHE'S GONNA BE THERE?

71. YEAH, SHE PROBABLY WILL BE THERE.

72. AND ALL THAT.

73. SHE'LL EAT ME ALIVE.

74. JUST GRAB MY STUFF.

75. BOY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S, LIKE...

76. IT'S ALMOST WORSE THAN CONFRONTING A MOURNER.

77. I OWE YOU, BIG TIME.

78. NO, YOU DON'T OWE ME.

79. I'LL GO LATER TODAY.

80. OH, MY GOD.

81. BELIEVE THIS ARTICLE.

82. POLITICAL AGENDA TRIPLE "A" HAS.

83. HONESTLY.

84. THEY JUST WANT MORE ROADS, SO, THERE WILL BE MORE CARS,

85. SO, THEY'LL HAVE MORE MEMBERS AND MORE MONEY COMING IN.

86. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT,

87. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT POLLUTION,

88. AND WE'RE MEMBERS!

89. WE'RE SUPPORTING THIS?

90. YOU SHOULD READ THIS.

91. I'M GOING TO.

92. WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?

93. I'M NOT QUIET, YOU'RE READING.

94. ABOUT SEX?

95. TALKING ABOUT, NOW?

96. WHENEVER YOU'RE QUIET,

97. YOU'RE USUALLY THINKING ABOUT SEX.

98. I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT SEX, I MEAN, THAT'S KIND OF...

99. YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT

100. SEX OR SOMETHING?

101. I'M JUST CURIOUS.

102. JUST KIND OF KINKY.

103. YOU THINK I'M KINKY?

104. YOU'RE KINKY?

105. WELL, YOU JUST SAID, THAT'S KIND OF KINKY.

106. DO YOU THINK I'M KINKY?

107. WELL... I'M NO.

108. I'M JUST SAYING,

109. IN THE AFTERNOON,

110. IS KIND OF CRAZY.

111. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO

112. HAVE SEX IN THE AFTERNOON, DID I?

113. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

114. THAT YOU DON'T EVER...

115. LIKE, SICK THINGS GOING ON, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

116. I DIDN'T SAY SICK.

117. YOU THINK THERE ARE SICK, TWISTED THINGS GOING ON?

118. ARE THERE SICK, TWISTED THINGS GOING ON?

119. NO, NOT AT ALL.

120. NO.

121. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM.

122. I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT JEFF, THAT'S ALL.

123. FORGET IT, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

124. SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

125. I GOT TO GO CALL, JASON ALEXANDER.

126. FOR THE SHOW?

127. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER.

128. INTO NETWORK TELEVISION?

129. I THINK IT'S GREAT.

130. ALRIGHT.

131. HE REALLY LOVES THE IDEA.

132. THAT'S GOOD.

133. I MEAN, HE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

134. Hello?

135. HEY, JAY?

136. Uh, who is this?

137. L.D.

138. Hey, Lar?

139. WHAT'S SHAKIN' ?

140. We gonna hook up and talk about the show?

141. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING ABOUT?

142. Great, great, where do you want to do this?

143. UM, WELL, WE COULD DO IT,

144. WE COULD DO IT HERE, WE COULD DO IT IN MY OFFICE...

145. Would you mind coming here?

146. OKAY, ALRIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

147. You don't mind?

148. NO, NO, THAT WILL BE FINE.

149. Three o'clock, okay?

150. ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

151. Okay pal.

152. BYE.

153. NEVER FAILS.

154. GO TO A MEETING,

155. OR THERE'S A MEETING,

156. IT'S NEVER IN MY OFFICE, OR MY HOUSE.

157. I'M ALWAYS GOING.

158. NOBODY'S EVER COMING TO ME.

159. I'VE NEVER HAD A MEETING IN MY HOUSE OR IN MY OFFICE.

160. NEVER, I DON'T EVEN NEED CHAIRS IN FRONT OF MY DESK.

161. NOBODY EVER SITS THERE.

162. EVERY MEETING, I'M TRAVELING.

163. HEY, I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE.

164. HEY, I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE.

165. HEY, JABRONI, OPEN THE WINDOW.

166. I'M, I'M AWFULLY, I'M AWFULLY SORRY.

167. I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION.

168. I'VE GOT THREE KIDS IN THERE SCARED HALF TO DEATH,

169. IS SHOOTING AT 'EM.

170. NO, SIR, WE WERE PLAYING COWBOYS AND INDIANS.

171. OF COLUMBINE?

172. IT'S IDIOTS LIKE YOU,

173. BE GOING CRAZY WITH VIOLENCE.

174. NO, I'M NOT

175. SHUT UP!

176. YOU'RE LOOKING AT?

177. 245 POUNDS OF TWISTED STEEL,

178. THE CURB APPEAL.

179. YOU SO HARD,

180. POOP YOUR BALD PANTS.

181. YOU HEAR ME?

182. YES, SIR.

183. DON'T YOU EVER,

184. AT MY KIDS AGAIN,

185. BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WILL BREAK IT OFF,

186. YOUR SPHINCTER.

187. YOU HEAR ME?

188. YES, SIR.

189. YES, SIR.

190. YEAH, SEVEN, ONE, THREE, FIVE,

191. ZERO, THREE, FIVE, NINE.

192. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

193. WHEN?

194. OKAY, WELL, I WANT TO GET IT REINSTATED.

195. NO, SHE HAD NO AUTHORIZATION TO DO THAT.

196. NO, THAT'S MY WIFE.

197. NO, I DON'T WANT TO CANCEL IT.

198. ALRIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

199. ALRIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

200. DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA BUST YOUR BUMPER.

201. WHAT?

202. YOU'RE GONNA BUST RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BUMPER.

203. OH.

204. IT GOES THROUGH, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR OTHER TIRE.

205. YOUR BACK TIRE.

206. AND USE THE CRANK, IT MAKES IT EASIER.

207. WHICH ONE?

208. RIGHT THERE.

209. WHICH, THERE'S TWO CRANKS.

210. THE LUG NUTS FIRST.

211. YOU MEAN, BEFORE I LIFT IT?

212. AM I TOO CLOSE TO THE CURB?

213. UGH!

214. ABOUT CHANGING A TIRE?

215. CHANGE A TIRE HERE?

216. A LITTLE HELP.

217. NO?

218. NEED A LITTLE ASSISTANCE.

219. AND I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

220. OKAY, I'M JUST COMING FLAT OUT AND SAYING, HELP ME.

221. THAT'S...

222. SEMI-RETARDED INDIVIDUAL, CHANGE A TIRE?

223. $25, $30?

224. $30 TO CHANGE A TIRE.

225. OKAY, $35.

226. $35 TO CHANGE THIS TIRE FOR ME, RIGHT NOW.

227. I'LL GIVE YOU $35.

228. I'LL GIVE YOU $10 FOR A RESPONSE.

229. FOR A VERBAL RESPONSE, $10.

230. ANYBODY WANT TO MAKE $10 AND RESPOND VERBALLY?

231. NO?

232. SO, THEN HE CALLS ME A BALD TURD.

233. FIVE MINUTES LATER, MY TIRE...

234. OH, JESUS CHRIST, SO, HE CUT IT,

235. HE SLASHED THE TIRE.

236. SLASHED THE TIRE, YEAH.

237. SONOFABITCH.

238. THE GUY'S COMING

239. BACK TO THE GAS STATION,

240. SO, I GOT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS.

241. NOW?

242. YEAH, IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, HE'S GONNA BE HERE.

243. I'M SORRY.

244. ALRIGHT, DID YOU GET A LICENSE PLATE OR ANYTHING?

245. THE GUY'S LICENSE IS "14 THOR".

246. "14 THOR" ?

247. A NORDSMAN OF SOME KIND?

248. THERE'S A GUY, THERE'S A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER,

249. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE GUYS...

250. HIS FIRST NAME'S THOR, THOR, UM, OLESON.

251. THOR OLESON.

252. THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

253. AND I THINK, THERE'S

254. AT THE STAPLES CENTER, IT COULD BE HIM.

255. YOU'RE KIDDING?

256. HE'S IN L.A. FOR THIS...

257. YEAH, WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE A PLATE LIKE THAT?

258. SAYING "ARGH ARGH"

259. HE WAS DOING THAT VOICE.

260. YEAH, IT SOUNDS JUST,

261. AS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

262. BIG, HUGE GUY, LONG, BLOND IR.

263. WHAT'S THIS THING?

264. OH, THAT?

265. ONE OF THESE?

266. NO, WHAT ARE THESE?

267. SUPPOSEDLY, I DROVE THROUGH SOME SORT OF RED LIGHT,

268. OR AN INTERSECTION OF SOME KIND, AND I HAVE THESE PHOTOS NOW.

269. HOLY COW, THEY TOOK YOUR PICTURE?

270. YEAH, THEY HAD THE THING UP ON THE LIGHT.

271. I DON'T MIND IT

272. DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, BUT NOT ON CAMERA.

273. JESUS, AM I FAT.

274. YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PUT ON A COUPLE OF POUNDS.

275. YEAH, YEAH.

276. HORRENDOUS.

277. WELL, I'M REAL SORRY, WHAT A WASTED DAY.

278. NO, LISTEN.

279. ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU, YOU WANT TO DO TOMORROW?

280. I DON'T THINK THERE'S THAT MUCH TO GO OVER, REALLY.

281. YEAH, LET'S MAKE A TIME WITH VERA,

282. YOU'LL COME BACK IN TOMORROW,

283. IN THE AFTERNOON,

284. AND, UH, WE'LL KICK IT AROUND FOR AN HOUR OR SO.

285. WE'LL GET INTO IT.

286. OKAY, I WAS

287. IN MY OFFICE IN SANTA MONICA?

288. NO, LET'S, THAT'S OKAY, LET'S NOT DO THAT.

289. WE'LL DO IT HERE.

290. THIS IS GOOD, THIS WORKS.

291. THIS IS GOOD.

292. WELL, IT'S KIND OF A LOT EASIER FOR ME,

293. IN SANTA MONICA.

294. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE TODAY,

295. SO, TOMORROW MAYBE...

296. YEAH, IT JUST, IT KIND OF WORKS A LITTLE BETTER FOR ME,

297. IF YOU COME HERE.

298. IT'S A LITTLE EASIER.

299. A LITTLE BETTER.

300. NICE OFFICE.

301. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING.

302. COMFORTABLE CHAIR.

303. I GOT BLACKBOARDS UP THERE, WE CAN WRITE IT ALL OUT.

304. YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE A BREEZE.

305. IT'S NOT THE OFFICE, I'M VERY LOW MAINTENANCE.

306. YOU KNOW, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MEETING.

307. AND WE HAVEN'T HAD A MEETING.

308. SO, LET'S START BY DOING WHAT WE SET OUT TO DO.

309. LET'S ACCOMPLISH THAT, LET'S HAVE A MEETING,

310. HERE AT MY OFFICE.

311. HAVE THE MEETING,

312. THE DRIVE PART.

313. SO, THE DRIVE PART, THAT I DID DO.

314. YEAH, THE DRIVING, YOU GOT DOWN GOOD, BUT UH...

315. SO, THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF BALANCE NOW.

316. 'CAUSE I DID MY DRIVE, AND...

317. IT, BUT IT'S NOT OUT OF BALANCE,

318. 'CAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING AND I WAS WAITING.

319. SO, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WE DIDN'T MEET.

320. WELL, THE WAITING, THERE'S A LOT TO DO WHILE YOU'RE WAITING.

321. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING.

322. TOMORROW, IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE TO MY OFFICE,

323. I'LL BE HAPPY YOU CAN

324. FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

325. I KNOW, BUT WE MADE A PLAN.

326. I UNDERSTAND, BUT, YEAH...

327. WE SET UP A PLAN.

328. WE SAID, WE'LL MEET AT MY OFFICE AND WE'LL HAVE A MEETING.

329. YES.

330. THAT'S THE PLAN,

331. THAT HASN'T BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, LET'S ACCOMPLISH THAT.

332. THE MEETING, BUT IT WAS ABORTED.

333. THEN WE FAILED, LET'S HAVE THAT MEETING.

334. WE, WE'RE HAVING THAT MEETING RIGHT NOW.

335. ABOUT THE SHOW.

336. ABOUT HAVING A MEETING.

337. I KNOW, BUT THE INTENTION IS THE SAME,

338. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

339. WITH THE SAME INTENTION...

340. THE MEETING, LARRY.

341. WHAT WE'RE TALKING...

342. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

343. THIS INSANE THING WITH DRIVING.

344. YES!

345. DRIVING IS NOT THE ISSUE, DO WE NOT...

346. IS THE ISSUE.

347. WE HAD A SINGULAR PLAN.

348. A MEETING ABOUT THE SHOW.

349. YEAH, OKAY, SO WE'RE HAVING A MEETING.

350. AROUND THE WORLD,

351. WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD A MEETING!

352. CHERYL?

353. YES?

354. WHAT DID YOU DO?

355. YOU CANCELED TRIPLE "A" ?

356. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

357. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE CANCELING TRIPLE "A" ?

358. WELL, AFTER THAT ARTICLE, HOW COULD I NOT?

359. I WAS READING IT TO YOU.

360. YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE CANCELING IT.

361. WELL, I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU GOT HOME.

362. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS URGENT.

363. OH, WELL THAT'S GREAT, I HAD TO CHANGE A TIRE.

364. AND THEN, LOOK, LOOK AT THIS.

365. WHAT HAPPENED?

366. IT'S A LONG STORY.

367. I GOT TO GO CHANGE MY CLOTHES.

368. I GOT TO GO TO JEFF'S HOUSE AND PICK UP HIS CLOTHES.

369. OH, BY THE WAY,

370. SHE HAS A BIG ASS?

371. I DIDN'T TELL WANDA SHE HAD A BIG ASS.

372. AND TOLD ME.

373. I DIDN'T SAY SHE HAD A BIG ASS, OKAY.

374. AND I SAID,

375. "I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE", THAT'S ALL I SAID.

376. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

377. COMMENT ABOUT HER ASS?

378. WHY, WHAT'S THE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

379. BECAUSE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO CALL OUT AND SAY,

380. "HEY, YOU GOT A REALLY BIG ASS", IT'S THE SAME THING.

381. AH, IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY REMARK, THAT'S ALL.

382. THAT'S A FRIENDLY REMARK?

383. YEAH, I WAS JUST BEING NICE.

384. AND CHUMMY.

385. YOU DON'T YELL A COMMENT ABOUT A WOMAN'S ASS.

386. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO TAKE IT.

387. NO, NO, IF SHE HAD A SMALL ASS,

388. I COULD HAVE SAID, I KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE, SO WHAT?

389. YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.

390. YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT...

391. ANYWAY, WHY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

392. SHE HAS A BIG ASS?

393. SO WHAT, THAT'S NOT SO TERRIBLE.

394. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH A BIG ASS?

395. I LIKE BIG ASSES, THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

396. YOU LIKE BIG ASSES?

397. I DON'T MIND A BIG ASS.

398. I MEAN, NO, NOT NECESSARILY BIG.

399. NO, THIS IS INTERESTING, YOU LOVE BIG ASSES?

400. NO, WHAT, NO, I DON'T LOVE BIG ASSES.

401. HOW BIG DO YOU LIKE 'EM?

402. I LIKE 'EM JUST THE REGULAR,

403. LIKE YOURS, OKAY?

404. OH, BECAUSE MINE IS REALLY BIG, AND I LIKE 'EM BIG.

405. NO, IT'S NOT REALLY BIG, IT'S NOT, IT'S A GOOD SIZE.

406. THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

407. YOU SAID, I LOVE BIG ASSES AND I LIKE YOURS.

408. NO, I SAID, I DON'T MIND 'EM.

409. I LIKE YOUR, YEAH, I LIKE, YOU KNOW, UH...

410. YOU SEE, THERE ARE I DON'T KNOW.

411. NO, THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT ME.

412. YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD THIS ASS FETISH.

413. DON'T SAY I HAVE A, I DON'T HAVE AN ASS FETISH.

414. NO, NO, THIS IS VERY KINKY.

415. IT'S, LIKE, ALL THIS STUFF IS UNFOLDING NOW.

416. NOTHING'S UNFOLDING!

417. THIS IS INTERESTING. AFTER YEARS TOGETHER,

418. I'M JUST FINDING OUT...

419. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY, NO!

420. THAT'S SO UNTRUE, NO, I'M NOT A DEVIANT.

421. I DIDN'T SAY DEVIANT.

422. DON'T SAY I HAVE AN ASS FETISH, YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME.

423. ARE YOU EXPECTING SOMEBODY?

424. WHAT? WANDA.

425. HI.

426. HEY.

427. C'MON IN.

428. HEY.

429. HEY.

430. OKAY, WANDA...

431. OH, YOU KNOW WHO I AM, OKAY.

432. I THOUGHT I HAD TO TURN AROUND, AND SHOW YOU MY BIG ASS.

433. YOU COMPLETELY, COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETED THAT.

434. I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD A BIG ASS.

435. YOU YELLED OUT, "HEY, BIG ASS WANDA".

436. NO, I DIDN'T SAY BIG ASS, I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO.

437. YOU SAY HELLO?

438. UH, WELL...

439. IS THAT A, HEY, BIG ASS.

440. OR, HEY, HEY ASSY, OR, HEY, I KNOW YOUR ASS.

441. WHAT IS THAT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY HELLO, IS IT?

442. PERHAPS NOT.

443. SO, SOMETHING ABOUT MY ASS

444. IN YOUR MEMORY.

445. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT SO.

446. WITH THIS MAN?

447. HAVING A DISCUSSION.

448. WOULD YOU, DID YOU TELL HIM

449. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

450. YEAH, BELIEVE ME, I TOLD HIM.

451. YOU KNOW, A WOMAN'S ASS IS VERY PERSONAL.

452. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SO OBSESSED WITH ASSES UNTIL TODAY.

453. YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVE AN ASS MAN.

454. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

455. LARRY, YOU ARE AN ASS MAN.

456. I AM NOT AN ASS MAN.

457. YOU ARE AN ASS MAN.

458. WHAT A FETISH?

459. I DON'T HAVE ANY ASS FETISH, OKAY.

460. OBSESSED WITH ASSES, I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH ASSES.

461. OKAY, ASSY.

462. AND WHY IS THAT, THAT SHIT ALL OVER YOU?

463. WHAT YOU BEEN DOING, LOOKING FOR ASSES?

464. ALL IN THE BLEACHERS AND STUFF, OH, WHERE'S THE ASS?

465. OH, IF IT ISN'T JEFFREY'S MESSENGER BOY.

466. HE IS SUCH A SLIMY, SPINELESS CREATURE, LARRY,

467. DO HIS DIRTY WORK.

468. DON'T YOU RESENT IT?

469. UH, NO, I'M FINE.

470. ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH, C'MON.

471. HE CAN'T EVEN FACE ME, THAT FAT FUCK.

472. WHAT I MEAN, LARRY,

473. THAT HE SENDS YOU, HIS FRIEND,

474. THIS AWKWARD POSITION,

475. HE USED TO KEEP SECRETS.

476. NO, IT'S NOT AWKWARD.

477. IT'S NOT AWKWARD, THERE'S NO SECRETS.

478. HONEST, IT'S NOT EVEN AWKWARD, I'M VERY COMFORTABLE.

479. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW,

480. THAT THESE LITTLE ACTRESSES.

481. TALKING ABOUT?

482. HE'S GOING TO GIVE THEM PARTS,

483. AND HELP THEIR CAREERS,

484. SO HE CAN GET A NICE LITTLE BLOW JOB.

485. I KNOW HIM.

486. BLOW JOB?

487. HE THINKS I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT.

488. WHAT DID HE TELL YOU, WHAT DID HE SAY?

489. I KICKED HIM OUT?

490. YEAH, HIS MALE EGO, HIS STUPID MALE...

491. HE THINKS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT PORN STASH,

492. TAKE ALL THIS CRAP.

493. HE'S GONNA NEED THIS ALONE IN THE HOTEL.

494. NO, HE TOLD ME SPECIFICALLY

495. THAT HE DOESN'T WANT ANY OF THIS STUFF.

496. OH, YEAH, "FREAK THAT BOOTY", "BIG ASS MOMMA",

497. ALL HIS FAVORITES.

498. THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS CRAP?

499. OH, YOU'RE INTO THIS SHIT TOO?

500. YOU'RE INTO THE KINKY BIG ASS MOMMA CRAP?

501. NO, WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

502. WERE A FAMILY MAN.

503. NO, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THAT WOMAN FROM THE BACK.

504. YOU SOMETHING.

505. YOUR PERVERSE, FAT FUCK MANAGER,

506. YOU KNOW, WHAT HE MAKES ME DO?

507. HE VIOLATES ME, LARRY. HE DEFILES ME...

508. NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

509. AT NIGHT, HE MAKES ME...

510. WHO'S THAT?

511. SUSIE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

512. WHERE'S JEFF?

513. WHERE'S JEFF?

514. YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING ROTTEN.

515. WHAT IS THIS, WHAT IS THIS?

516. ALRIGHT, JEFFREY IS AT A HOTEL, LARRY IS BRINGING THE CLOTHES.

517. I'M TAKING THE CLOTHES TO THE HOTEL FOR HIM.

518. OH, I WANT TO TALK, COULD I GO WITH YOU,

519. PLEASE, TO THE HOTEL?

520. I WANT TO GO WITH YOU.

521. NO, NO, YOU'LL GET EXCITED,

522. YOU'RE OVERWORKED NOW, JUST STOP IT.

523. NOW, I WANT TO SEE MY BOY.

524. YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY, TAKE MOM TO THE HOTEL.

525. DAD, YOU STAY HERE WITH ME, OKAY.

526. OKAY, VERY GOOD.

527. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

528. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

529. I'M SURE YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS,

530. YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!

531. THOSE CLOTHES OF JEFF'S,

532. JUST THROW THEM OFF...

533. WHY, WHY?

534. WHY DID YOU JUST THROW THEM IN, ON, IN THE TRUNK,

535. ON TOP OF A DIRTY OLD TIRE, WHY?

536. THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

537. THAT'S THE QUESTION.

538. YEAH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, THAT'S THE QUESTION.

539. WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT, A PERSON WOULDN'T DO THAT.

540. I DON'T HAVE A CLOSET IN MY HOUSE.

541. I'M JUST USED TO THROWING THINGS AROUND LIKE THAT.

542. ON THE FLOOR.

543. ON THE FLOOR,

544. THAT'S HOW ALL MY CLOTHES ARE AT HOME,

545. ALL ON THE FLOOR, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BED.

546. A BIG PILE OF CLOTHES.

547. WELL, IT'S JUST DISGUSTING.

548. I'M A DISGUSTING MAN.

549. WELL, I CAN SEE THAT, I'M JUST, I'M SO...

550. YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED.

551. I'M DISAPPOINTED.

552. WELL, NOW WHAT'S THIS?

553. "LOOSE FAT, AS FAST AS YOU CAN."

554. OH, YEAH, REALLY.

555. THAT SOUNDS GOOD, I'D LIKE TO GET THAT NUMBER.

556. HAVE YOU GOT A PEN, LET ME PUT THAT DOWN.

557. THERE'S ONE IN THE BACK SEAT.

558. ALRIGHT.

559. IN MY DAY, NOBODY GOT DIVORCED.

560. YOU KNOW, ONE LITTLE PROBLEM, AND NOWADAYS IT'S GOOD-BYE,

561. GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND YOU'RE GONE.

562. FOR YEARS AND YEARS,

563. HATING EACH OTHER DESPERATELY, BUT STILL THEY...

564. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

565. OH, YOU LIKE THAT OLD CAR.

566. THE BACK SEAT FACES OUT.

567. SEE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.

568. YEAH, MAKES YOU NAUSEOUS, THE FUMES, YOU KNOW,

569. THAT COME OUT FROM THE, CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT?

570. THAT'S OKAY.

571. A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL.

572. ISN'T IT A BEAUTY?

573. YEAH, IT'S LOVELY.

574. YEAH, I WANT TO RETIRE HERE SOME DAY.

575. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

576. GONNA MEET US HERE?

577. HE'S GONNA MEET US IN THE LOBBY.

578. IN THE LOBBY, WELL, I DON'T SEE HIM.

579. THERE, YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?

580. OH, JEFF. JEFF, DARLING.

581. HEY, WHAT'S THE TROUBLE HERE?

582. HEY, COULD I PLEASE, HERE.

583. YEAH, HOLD ON, HEY, COME HERE.

584. ONE SECOND, MOM.

585. DOWN THERE, OKAY.

586. ALL BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS, DEAR.

587. ALRIGHT, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

588. GO UP TO THE ROOM, OKAY, GO UP TO ROOM 818,

589. HERE YOU GO, ROOM 818,

590. AND MA, I'LL BE UP THERE IN A SECOND,

591. AND WE'LL TALK, WE'LL TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

592. I'VE COME ALL THIS WAY.

593. MA, WE'LL TALK IN A MINUTE,

594. I'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE.

595. FROM THE MINI BAR, RELAX,

596. AND I'LL BE RIGHT UP THERE.

597. YOU PROMISE ME NOW.

598. I PROMISE YOU.

599. ALRIGHT, SWEETHEART.

600. ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING.

601. THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

602. SO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH SUSIE?

603. GUYS LOOK, DAD'S GONNA RUN UP TO THE BATHROOM,

604. THIS ISN'T FUNNY, SO WIPE THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.

605. OH, NOTHING, SHE'S A LUNATIC.

606. SHE'S FUCKING NUTS.

607. YEAH, SHE'S CRAZY.

608. NOW, YOU KNOW WHY M HERE.

609. THAT, UM, YOU OWED ME ONE?

610. YEAH, I OWE YOU BIG.

611. TAKE YOU UP ON IT.

612. WOW, OKAY, WHAT?

613. LIKE, NOW, LIKE, QUICKLY.

614. RIGHT NOW.

615. YEAH.

616. WHAT?

617. A RATHER BIZARRE REQUEST.

618. WHAT?

619. I WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE,

620. THERE'S A STATION WAGON OUT THERE.

621. WHAT?

622. OUT OF SOMEBODY'S TIRES.

623. IT SAYS "14 THOR" ON THE LICENSE PLATE.

624. IT'S A RED STATION WAGON, IT'S RIGHT OUT IN FRONT,

625. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

626. "14 THOR", BUT WHY?

627. ALRIGHT, YEAH, SURE.

628. DO IT NOW, HURRY UP.

629. ALRIGHT, YOU'LL BE HERE, RIGHT?

630. I'LL BE HERE, YEAH.

631. THANK YOU.

632. HEY, GUYS.

633. HEY. HEY.

634. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

635. GOOD, YOU?

636. GOOD, HEY, LISTEN.

637. YOUR DAD'S THAT WRESTLER, ISN'T HE?

638. YEP. THOR.

639. THOR, YEAH, YEAH.

640. BIG TALL GUY.

641. WELL, LISTEN, I GOT A LITTLE

642. THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU.

643. WRESTLING'S FIXED.

644. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

645. ARE SET UP BEFORE HAND.

646. ALL PRE-DETERMINED.

647. IT'S COMPLETELY ILLEGITIMATE.

648. YOU MEAN, IT'S FAKE?

649. EXACTLY, FAKE.

650. THAT'S EXACTLY THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR.

651. DAD'S KIND OF A BIG FAKE, YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS?

652. HE'S MORE OF AN ACTOR THAN A WRESTLER.

653. DAD'S AN ACTOR?

654. THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHOLE THING'S A BIG PHONEY BOLOGNA.

655. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. NOBODY THINKS IT'S REAL.

656. HEY, YOU TELL HIM THE BALD TURD SAID HELLO, OKAY?

657. HEY, YOU TELL HIM THE BALD TURD SAID HELLO, OKAY?

658. HI.

659. HEY.

660. BEEN UP TO TODAY?

661. WORKING.

662. OH, REALLY?

663. WORKED THINGS OUT?

664. NO, WE CAN'T SEEM TO AGREE ON THE LOCUS EQUIDISTANT OF POINTS.

665. I SUGGESTED A RESTAURANT,

666. WAS TOO CLOSE TO ME.

667. THEN HE SUGGESTED ONE,

668. WAS TOO CLOSE TO HIM,

669. AND, WE JUST CAN'T GET IT TOGETHER.

670. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T.

671. SOMETHING FROM THE CITY?

672. NO.

673. CAN I OPEN IT?

674. SURE.

675. OH, MY GOD.

677. A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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