1. Was it burned to the ground?
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3. It can't be that bad.
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4. Look, no one was killed, no one was hurt.
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5. No!
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6. You know what? I got to call you back
in a few minutes, okay?
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7. I can't believe he did this. I'm very sorry,
that's all I can tell you. Bye.
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8. What's going on?
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9. - You know, I...
- You got a tissue or something in here?
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10. No.
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11. What's all that about?
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12. - You okay?
- What's going on?
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13. I sponsored a kid from the inner city
to go to summer camp.
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14. - You sponsored an inner-city kid?
- An underprivileged kid.
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15. - You're kidding.
- No.
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16. I'm completely nonplussed.
Is that the right word?
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17. I don't know what the right word is.
I'm flabbergasted, I'll tell you why.
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18. He set fire to the canteen and his cabin.
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19. - Who does that?
- Oh, my God!
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20. - That's insane.
- Holy cow!
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21. That's too bad.
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22. - You do something nice, see what happens?
- You get screwed.
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23. You do one nice thing. I assume
it's the first nice thing you've ever done.
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24. You're so complimentary. Very nice of you.
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25. It would put you one up on me in that case,
though I did try and stop a woman...
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26. who was about to get hit by a car,
I screamed, "Watch out!"
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27. And she said,
"Don't you tell me what to do!"
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28. I tried to save her and she screamed at me.
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29. That's all it took
for you to stop helping people.
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30. - I got out of the nice business then.
- I'm out of the nice now, after a fire.
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31. Maybe you don't have
all the facts and details.
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32. - I've got to talk to the kid.
- Talk to the kid, see what he has to say.
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33. - I've got to find out.
- In retrospect, it would have been better...
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34. had he been a kleptomaniac
or another kind of maniac...
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35. - rather than pyro, because that's...
- Pyro's a bad maniac.
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36. If you're gonna be a maniac,
pyro is a bad maniac.
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37. - Not a good maniac.
- That's not a good maniac.
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38. Cheryl called. She wanted me to remind
you to come home early tonight, okay?
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39. - Okay, thank you.
- Why do you have to be home early?
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40. We've got this wire in our backyard.
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41. My wife's obsessed with taking it down
because it's ruining the view.
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42. She wants to bury it underground.
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43. To do that, we have to get signatures
from adjacent neighbors.
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44. Five have signed on. One couple
won't sign it, they wanna meet us first.
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45. - You ever heard of anything so nutty?
- Never.
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46. - Why are they doing that?
- It's really wrong.
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47. It's very wrong. It's so wrong.
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48. - How's this?
- That's better. Much better.
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49. - It doesn't look better.
- It does.
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50. You think they'll like
me better in this shirt?
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51. - They will. Please, just do this for me.
- I'm doing it.
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52. I've got to get rid of that wire.
It's making me crazy.
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53. What do you think?
Does everything look all right?
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54. - It looks fine, the house looks great.
- The pillows and the...
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55. Who gives a shit?
Looks okay, what's the difference?
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56. - Okay, here we go.
- Let's get this over with.
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57. All right, best behavior, please.
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58. - Please come in.
- Dean.
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59. - Hi, Dean, I'm Larry.
- Hi, Phyllis.
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60. How you guys doing?
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61. I'm finally in the house
that Jerry Seinfeld built.
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62. With his own hands, and some hammers.
He actually worked on it, like Jimmy Carter.
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63. He can do that kind of thing.
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64. Okay, this is the living room.
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65. - Is that Swiss coffee or vanilla bean?
- I think it's Chocolate Cho-Cho.
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66. He's teasing, you know. Let's head outside.
Let me show you the problem.
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67. There it is. That's what
we've been looking at day and night.
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68. Jesus Christ.
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69. It was like that when we moved in...
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70. and it has been bugging me so much,
I can't even tell you.
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71. I'm gonna get a divorce, I'm telling you.
I can't take her anymore!
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72. That's horrible. Tell me exactly what has to
be done, because that has got to be fixed.
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73. - That's horrible.
- All you have to do is sign some papers.
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74. - Right.
- We've taken care of everything else.
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75. They put it underground.
It's environmentally safe.
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76. - This has to be buried.
- Thank you.
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77. Let the machine get it, it's okay.
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78. Hi, we're not in right now,
so just leave a message.
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79. Larry, it's Jeff.
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80. That kid that I sponsored,
the one who set that fire...
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81. The camp called.
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82. They want me to pay $17,000
in damages. Me!
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83. If you know any lawyer
who handles such things, call me.
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84. Call me anyhow. I'm nuts! Bye.
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85. - Okay, I didn't know who that was...
- That's my manager.
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86. - I'm a lawyer.
- You are?
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87. Really?
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88. - Did Jeff say he needed a lawyer?
- I overheard that, that you were...
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89. - Oh, my gosh.
- Rutgers and University of Vermont, too.
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90. - Holy!
- Look at this.
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91. Kismet. Isn't that what it's called?
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92. - I'll be happy to give him your number.
- I'm happy to help out.
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93. See, you got a new client. Did you think
you'd come and get a new client?
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94. And who knows, you know what?
Maybe I'll be able to need a lawyer someday.
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95. - Anything could happen.
- A lot of people sue me.
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96. I'm very vulgar and...
You might wind up suing me.
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97. I would never sue you, no.
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98. Can I ask you a question?
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99. Do the cast members
ever come over to the house?
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100. Do they come here
and just hang out with you by the pool and...
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101. Not by the pool,
but they have come over, yes.
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102. - They're friends.
- Tell them the truth about your biggest...
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103. I'll just say it:
She played Elaine on the show.
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104. - Julia.
- He's obsessed with her.
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105. - He thinks she's the most talented actress.
- She's great.
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106. Okay, she's not just beautiful,
and she's not just talented. She's sublime.
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107. Tell me if I'm going over the line here...
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108. but it's always been a dream of mine...
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109. to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
just meet her in person.
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110. And if you could just make a phone call,
make that happen, that would be so great.
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111. I'm more than happy to call her up.
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112. I can't guarantee.
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113. It's so hard to get anything
absolutely guaranteed.
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114. Like you want to get something buried,
you don't know if it's guaranteed.
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115. You don't even know if that...
There's a lot of papers to be signed.
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116. I agree with you there.
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117. I know I can make something happen.
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118. I don't say, "I think I can."
I can make something happen.
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119. I just wanted to be clear...
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120. - I think you're pretty clear.
- We have an understanding.
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121. This has to be buried.
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122. - I'm going to give you my number.
- Great.
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123. Yeah, we'll do that on the way out.
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124. - It's so nice to meet you guys.
- Would you like to have dinner, too?
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125. I've got a nice casserole
in the oven right now.
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126. - I would kill to have your casserole.
- Listen, I can wrap it up...
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127. I can't do it because
there's something wrong with my stomach.
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128. - Okay? I can't.
- Thank you so much for coming over.
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129. Let me just show you out.
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130. Fuck him!
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131. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is not showing up
at his house...
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132. and you'll have to kill me
before I call her to do that.
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133. And I will move, do you understand me?
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134. I will move
before I make that phone call. Move!
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135. If you want to get that wire down,
look for a house.
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136. Let's relax for a moment, okay?
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137. Take a deep breath.
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138. What's the guy, 40 years old?
He's got to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus!
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139. - What kind of person is that?
- He's a fan.
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140. What does he expect to gain
from such a meeting?
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141. What does he think? He'll go over there,
she'll be so charmed by him...
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142. that all of a sudden they'll be friends?
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143. They'll talk on the phone,
go out to dinner, go to the movies?
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144. Start e-mailing each other?
Summer vacations?
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145. Is he out of his fucking mind?
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146. One phone call, one small favor...
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147. to make this house completely perfect.
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148. I can't live with that wire any longer.
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149. I've done so much work
trying to get this removed...
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150. Why do there have to be
300 pillows on the bed?
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151. Listen, please, I'm asking you.
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152. I don't think she'll mind.
And she'll probably think it's funny.
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153. Yeah, she's gonna think it's really funny.
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154. I really thought we had the deal cinched
with the lawyer, with Jeff.
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155. - I know.
- I should call Jeff and tell him about this.
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157. - It's 10:20.
- 10:00 is the cut-off time.
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158. - You don't call people after 10:00.
- No, the cut-off time is 10:30.
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159. They have kids.
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160. - You don't call after 10:00.
- No, 10:30.
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161. - The cut-off time...
- Is that right?
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162. Yeah, cut-off time's 10:30.
Everybody knows that.
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163. It's a 10:30 cut-off.
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164. Susie, it's Larry. Did I wake you?
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166. No, it's nothing.
I'll just talk to him tomorrow.
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167. No, I'm really sorry.
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168. Okay. All right.
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169. How'd that work out for you?
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170. Susie was pretty pissed off.
She's really upset.
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171. - 10:00 is the cut-off, man.
- I thought the cut-off was 10:30.
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172. No, 10:20, you called, 10:00 the cut-off.
If you called at 10:01, she'd be just as mad.
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173. - Is that right?
- Listen, I've got a big problem.
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174. Dean, your lawyer friend,
I don't think he's competent.
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175. - You hooked me up with a freak.
- He's probably a good lawyer.
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176. - He's a weird guy.
- He's weird, but he's very shrewd.
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177. Shrewd? He's a wire lawyer, I know.
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178. I know what you're doing.
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179. You've got me some expensive idiot lawyer,
so you can have your wire dropped down.
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180. - I know your games.
- I'm sorry.
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181. You screwed me with this guy, I know it.
I wanna let you know that I know it.
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182. Wait, first of all, I didn't even
have to tell you the story behind that.
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183. - See how he does, a few more days.
- I wanna fire him.
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184. - You cannot get rid of him.
- I have to, he's a freak.
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185. I know he is, but please,
if you get rid of him...
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186. we're never gonna get rid of that wire
in the backyard.
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187. The guy's a total prick, he'll do a good job,
believe me. Pricks are good.
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188. You want a prick, and this guy's a prick.
Look at you.
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189. You're a prick, you're doing a good job.
Are you a prick or not?
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190. - I am a prick.
- In business, are you a prick?
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191. - This guy's a bigger prick than you.
- You're not taking this seriously.
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192. The camp's gonna charge me.
They're trying to get me to pay.
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193. I know.
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194. Listen to me, that kid, he called me,
begging me to come stay with me.
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195. He got kicked out of the camp,
he wants to stay at my house.
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196. - You're kidding.
- He said, "If I go home early from camp...
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197. "my mom will kill me,
thinking I did bad things."
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198. - You let this kid stay in your house?
- Yeah.
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199. So, you're going to put up a sociopath
for a couple of days?
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200. - He's not a sociopath, he's a good kid.
- He burned down the canteen.
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201. He burned down the canteen, and the cabin,
but they were both accidents.
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202. - Got insurance?
- Yeah.
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203. Get the kid to burn my house,
so I don't have to worry about the wire.
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204. - That I would love to do.
- I would love to do that.
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205. - Thanks again.
- It's fine, but I have to tell you something.
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206. I've got 10 minutes, tops, that's it,
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207. The whole thing, okay, really.
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208. - Who is it?
- It's Larry David.
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209. - Are you by yourself?
- No, I'm with Julia.
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210. Oh, my... Are you okay?
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211. - Oh, my God.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus, this is Phyllis.
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212. - Weinstock, Phyllis Weinstock.
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
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214. - Yes and no.
- Oh, dear.
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215. Yes and no.
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216. My cat died.
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217. Please come in.
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218. Please sit down.
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219. - Where's Dean?
- Dean's with Jeff.
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220. Why is he with Jeff?
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221. - Who is Jeff?
- Jeff's my manager.
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222. Yeah, Jeff Greene. He's with Jeff.
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223. He called, he said,
"I'll be home in 20 or 25 minutes.
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224. "Don't let them leave."
I said, "Don't worry about that."
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225. I can't wait here this long, really.
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226. This is just bad timing for me.
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227. I've got to get out...
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228. I'm so sorry about your cat.
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229. Yeah, and its tail had been trapped...
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230. when the gardener came over...
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231. It had been trapped in the lawnmower...
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232. God.
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233. - Poor kitty.
- I don't wanna talk about Mittens.
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234. I've got a better idea. Hey, brainstorm.
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235. Phyllis has just had a complete...
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236. I don't know why I didn't think of this.
Camcorder.
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237. - I'm getting the camcorder.
- No, don't get a camcorder.
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238. Please, don't.
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239. Okay, I thought that
the husband was supposed to be here.
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240. Isn't he supposed to be here?
Is he the one we had to meet?
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241. Yeah, we're supposed to meet him.
It's just another 10 minutes.
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242. I'm not kidding.
I have to get to the kids' school.
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243. This is just so outrageous.
Do you know this woman?
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244. I've met her once before.
She came over to my house, I told you.
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245. You are living next to...
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246. Give me another 10 minutes
with this lunatic.
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247. - She's a lunatic.
- She's a total lunatic.
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248. - Oh, God.
- This is good.
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249. Hi, Julia. Talk.
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250. You know, I don't mean
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252. You want to ask Larry something
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253. Okay, just let me get... Okay.
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254. Tell me about Jerry Seinfeld...
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255. and tell me about...
He dates those young girls...
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256. He's a eunuch. Yes.
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257. His testicles were cut off
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258. because he was in the Beth Shalom choir.
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259. And that's what he wanted to be,
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260. Julia, is that true?
Does he really have no testicles?
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261. You know, I've got to tell you,
I don't have any fucking idea.
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262. - I think that's enough.
- Dean's gonna love this.
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263. You know what? I think...
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264. I'm gonna call Jeff, okay?
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265. - Okay, good idea.
- Your manager?
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266. - I'm coming back to you.
- Could you make it quick?
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267. And tell him I've got a time thing.
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268. Julia, over here.
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269. What time did Dean leave?
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270. - He didn't leave, he's still here.
- What?
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271. - He's still here.
- He's still there?
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272. What the hell are you doing over there?
He's supposed to be here!
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273. I can't kick him out,
we've got business to do.
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274. What do you mean? I've got Julia
Louis-Dreyfus in his house waiting for him!
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275. I gotta go, he's charging me...
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277. Okay, we're gonna have to get going.
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278. - No.
- Dean's still at the office.
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279. - You're kidding me.
- You're kidding.
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- Well that's...
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281. - What's going on?
- This is so unusual.
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282. You know what? I'm gonna get this.
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283. - Great!
- What is all this?
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284. I'm an antique jewelry dealer.
You didn't know that.
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285. - And I just got this piece...
- Can I see that for a second?
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286. - Julia just fell in love with it.
- I'm in love with it.
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287. - I can't believe it.
- I've got to tell you, I just love jewelry.
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I got in a fight with Richard Lewis...
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290. I was gonna get this.
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291. I've never turned a piece of jewelry
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293. Thank you.
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294. - I have a check from Julia Louis-Dreyfus!
- That's so pretty.
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295. I guess Julia will have to come back over.
You'll have to arrange another meeting.
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296. Are you out of your mind now?
Get Julia back over there?
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297. You think I'm gonna ask her again
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298. No, we're not gonna give up on it
just like that.
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299. I'm not asking her again.
You want to ask her, you go ask her.
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300. - I'm not asking her again, that's it.
- Larry, do you not even care about me?
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301. I love you, I care about you,
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302. I can't impose more on that friendship.
She's already done this favor for me.
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303. Don't you understand?
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304. It would not kill you to make a phone call,
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306. - What?
- I can't find my pad.
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307. - Your little pad?
- Yeah, my little brown pad.
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I don't know where that is.
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310. Jesus!
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311. What did I do with that?
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312. I think I left it in Julia's house,
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313. I took it out in her kitchen.
That's the last time I used it.
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315. I'll call her right now.
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- It's 9:50.
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317. - What time is the cut-off?
- 10:00. 10 minutes before the cut-off.
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318. - No problem, I'm right in there.
- No, you're pushing it.
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319. I'm not pushing, 2 minutes is pushing.
10 minutes is not pushing.
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320. That's not a push.
That is right in the wheelhouse.
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321. I have 10 minutes before the cut-off time.
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326. I got to tell you,
I never heard of a 9:30 cut-off.
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328. It'll take me two seconds,
and I'll be out of your hair.
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329. I don't have it, though. It's not here.
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333. You sure you haven't seen it?
It's brown, it's got a black trim, no?
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334. I'll just take a quick look in the kitchen.
I'll be out of here in a second.
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336. Also, I'm sorry about calling so late,
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337. - was 10:00.
- No, it's not.
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338. It's 9:30 for us.
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339. Most people have a 10:00 or 10:30 cut-off.
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340. - I think 9:30 with kids is great.
- Seems like an early cut-off to me.
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341. - It's pretty standard.
- And for visitors, it's more like 9:00.
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342. Yeah. That's the telephone drawer,
so there's not gonna be anything in there.
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343. And those are my notes,
and these are my bills and stuff.
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It's not in the kitchen.
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347. - It's definitely not...
- You know, sometimes...
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349. - We'll look carefully tomorrow, Larry.
- And those are place mats.
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350. I'm gonna check the patio,
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352. - Oh, my God.
- Want me to kick him out?
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- I'll make a joke.
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355. Okay, I realize where it is.
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356. - I made a phone call in that office.
- In my office?
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357. Let me just check that
office for one second.
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358. You know, I was working there all day.
It's really not in there.
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359. - Larry, what the hell are you doing?
- No, that's where I was sitting.
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360. - This is bad, this is not good.
- I'm sorry, okay.
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361. - Let's just...
- And I sat here.
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362. - What are you doing?
- Mommy?
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363. Bobby? Great!
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364. We had a hell of a time putting him to bed.
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365. I'm sorry, okay.
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366. Bobby, what are you doing? It's so late.
Go on upstairs...
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367. Did you find a little brown pad,
it has a little black trimming on the side?
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368. Larry, go home, please.
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369. It's just absurd!
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370. - Go to bed, Bobby.
- Bobby, nobody's angry with you.
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371. Larry, go. Okay? Just go!
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372. Larry, go! If we find it,
we will bring it over, okay?
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373. See you. What was that?
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374. Do you think I can call New York right now?
I'm gonna call Seinfeld.
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375. - I gotta tell him about this.
- What's the cut-off on New York?
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376. - I don't know.
- About midnight?
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377. Forget it,
these are extenuating circumstances.
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378. I'm coming up in a second.
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379. - I have to call Seinfeld, then I'll be right up.
- He's not gonna believe it.
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380. I just can't believe
that I have to deal with this!
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381. He has ransacked our entire house!
Do you know what he took, Jeffrey?
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382. Do you wanna know
what this little shit took?
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383. He took our wedding video, okay?
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384. You weren't even thinking! You know why?
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385. 'Cause you're a fat, fucking asshole,
that's what you are.
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386. This is not my problem,
this is your problem.
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387. Do you understand that?
I'm pissed, Jeffrey!
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388. I am pissed,
because my whole life is now in shambles!
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389. I've just had it with you!
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390. Hello.
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391. This is all we need,
"Mr. Wake me up in the middle of the night!"
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392. What the fuck are you doing here?
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393. Jeff and I were gonna play
the new computer golf game.
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394. Were you really?
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395. Let me tell you something, Larry.
Jeff's computer golf game is gone!
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396. The computer's gone, the TV's gone,
the new DVD player's gone.
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397. Everything's gone!
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398. My wedding video is gone
because your fat-fuck manager over here...
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399. let an asshole kid into our house, okay?
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400. You happy?
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401. All gone!
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402. - It's not his fault.
- Whose fault is it?
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403. - It's not Larry's...
- It's the kid's fault.
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404. - No, I don't think it's the kid's fault.
- I'm gonna get him!
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405. You're going to get him?
Look at you, you're pathetic.
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407. what the fuck was that about,
calling at 10:20 at night the other day?
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408. - I thought the cut-off was 10:30.
- You know I have trouble sleeping?
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409. - Yes, you do.
- Don't know that.
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410. Jeff, you never told him
about my trouble sleeping?
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411. - The cut-off is 10:00!
- 10:00.
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412. A lot of things to do during the day.
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413. Once I go to sleep,
then I have to take a Xanax!
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414. - I was crazy that night, okay?
- You have a 10:00 cut-off, okay.
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415. - It seems reasonable, a 10:00 cut-off.
- Please respect that.
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417. who is this schmuck,
fuck-face lawyer you set us up with?
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418. I could see how one could interpret that
as a serious error in judgment.
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419. That's quite correct.
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420. That's even an understatement, because
that guy is costing us, how much money?
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421. How much is he costing us?
Larry, should I be upset about this?
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422. They're just things.
We can replace everything.
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423. There's things we can't replace,
like my grandmother's brooch...
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424. - from Russia.
- Did he take it?
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425. I don't know.
I'm gonna check that right now.
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426. She brought it over from Russia,
from a pogrom. She was in steerage.
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427. If that's gone, I'm gonna be hysterical.
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428. She worked hard all her life
to give that to me!
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429. I'm sorry you walked in on that.
No. Don't, please.
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430. - Goodbye.
- No, please, I'm begging you.
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431. - Just stay here.
- I can't stay here.
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432. No, trust me.
That fucking brooch better not be missing.
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433. It's gone, you fucking, motherfucking...
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434. I'll kill you, Jeff!
You're a cocksucker, motherfucker!
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435. My grandmother's brooch is missing.
I could not replace this item.
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436. What if something you cared about
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437. - You don't give a shit about anything!
- My baseball cards.
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438. All right. See?
Now, it's not so funny anymore.
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439. Mickey Mantle might not be there.
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440. Like the fucking 3-year-old that you are.
"I don't care about the money."
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441. - Will you shut up?
- Fuck you!
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442. Stay right there.
I wanna show you something.
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443. - You got my pad?
- It's even better. You won't believe this.
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444. I went by that jewelry store on Wilshire
and I found that bracelet.
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445. - Can you believe it?
- This thing?
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446. - Is that unbelievable?
- The same store. That's where Julia...
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447. - I don't get it.
- I was so excited, I bought it at once.
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448. - Are they knocking these things off?
- I gotta go. I've got a meeting.
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449. - Will you put that away for me?
- I can't find that pad anywhere.
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450. I went to Starbucks, they don't have it.
I went to the gas station.
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451. - I'll help you look when I get back, bye.
- Bye.
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452. Hi, come on in.
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453. - How are you?
- Good.
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454. - How are you doing?
- I'm okay.
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455. Hey, listen...
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456. I am so sorry about last night.
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457. That was just so insane.
I completely apologize.
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458. That was crazy,
but that pad was just so important.
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459. It has nine months of ideas in there.
It's like I've wasted nine months of my life.
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460. When you were looking around last night...
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461. did you see my bracelet?
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462. Because I can't find my bracelet.
You know the bracelet that you like?
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463. You didn't see it?
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464. No, but you know what's interesting?
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466. Jesus Christ.
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467. - This looks bad, I know it does.
- This is my bracelet.
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468. Cheryl bought the same bracelet that you...
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469. - Julia, I swear to you, I didn't...
- Why are you doing this?
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470. I didn't take your bracelet.
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471. - That's Cheryl's bracelet, Julia.
- You keep the bracelet now.
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472. - I don't want it in my house. I don't want...
- Dean, come on in.
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473. Dean, look, it's Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Remember? This is Dean!
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474. We went over to his house the other day.
It's Julia.
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475. This is fantastic.
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476. I can't believe we're actually meeting.
This is great.
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477. You were supposed to come the other day,
and you didn't show up?
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478. Okay, can I tell you something, my friend?
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479. When you make appointments, keep it!
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480. Because now I'm busy,
and I can't talk to you anymore.
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481. Keep your appointments.
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482. I think I'm nauseous.
She's certainly a lot different on television.
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483. You know what? She's mad at me, not you.
Don't take that personally.
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484. That has nothing to do with you, okay?
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485. It's me. The point is, you met her.
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486. You met Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Come on, you met Julia.
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487. That's what you wanted, you met her.
Isn't that fantastic?
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488. - I think that's great.
- That was terrible.
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489. That was maybe an encounter,
but that's not a meeting.
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490. I don't know why you're quibbling
about semantics here. You met her.
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491. It was an unpleasant meeting,
it wasn't a long meeting...
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492. but it was, nevertheless, a meeting.
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493. Okay, we have a divergence of opinion.
This happens all the time in law.
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494. One person sees it one way,
another person sees it another way.
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495. You saw that as a meeting.
I saw it as a horrible moment in my life.
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496. Okay, get out.
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497. There was a reason I came over.
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498. - Thank you.
- I found this.
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499. Does that look familiar at all to you?
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500. - Is that...
- Yeah, where'd you get this?
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501. It was in my house,
under a cushion by the chair.
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502. - I was just wondering if that was yours.
- Yeah, thank you.
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503. There's a reward involved in that.
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504. Look right in the front part.
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505. It says, "$500 to the person
who returns this to L. David."
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506. I put two and two together
and thought the "L" stood for Larry.
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507. - Is that right?
- I'll get a check, Sherlock.
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508. - Perfect, check is fine.
- Maybe you can get yourself a new sweater.
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509. It's "E-I."
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