1. Hold the elevator!Copy !req
2. Thanks.Copy !req
3. I can't do it. Larry David, for Dr. Lynch.Copy !req
4. Melissa Winnaker, or Winoker.Copy !req
5. - Marissa.
- That'll do it.Copy !req
6. Winokur.Copy !req
7. The first door on the left.
He'll see you in a minute.Copy !req
8. - Great, thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
9. - Excuse me.
- Can I help you?Copy !req
10. Could you please tell me what time
that woman's appointment was for?Copy !req
11. Miss Winokur's, 11:45.Copy !req
12. She's after me.
She's supposed to be after me.Copy !req
13. - She signed in before you, sir.
- I'm 11:30, she's 11:45.Copy !req
14. - Why aren't I going...
- She was here first.Copy !req
15. She signed in first, we saw her...Copy !req
16. - And my appointment is for 11:30.
- Sir, it was just a few minutes before you.Copy !req
17. There's no need to get upset.Copy !req
18. We have a policy in this office
that you are seen as you sign in.Copy !req
19. What is it, like a bakery?
You pick a number...Copy !req
20. - the first number goes?
- It's first come, first serve.Copy !req
21. Why don't you have a ticket?
We can all take numbers.Copy !req
22. - Why even give out the appointments?
- Sir, calm down, please.Copy !req
23. For this policy,
you don't need appointments.Copy !req
24. The policy of the office is,
you are seen as you come in.Copy !req
25. That way, we see as many patients
as possible in a given day.Copy !req
26. That makes sense, doesn't it?Copy !req
27. - No, it doesn't make any sense.
- I understand.Copy !req
28. You're probably having a bad day,
you're in pain, but that is the policy.Copy !req
29. - Do you understand this policy?
- Please don't talk to her, she's busy.Copy !req
30. I get it. It's no Swiss picnic for
me, either.Copy !req
31. Did you hear that?Copy !req
32. Unbelievable. This is their policy, okay.Copy !req
33. First come, first served,
it's unbelievable.Copy !req
34. Did you hear any of that?Copy !req
35. No, we heard it. We just feel like...Copy !req
36. it's not really necessary
to comment at this particular time.Copy !req
37. No comment until the time limit is up.Copy !req
38. It doesn't matter what time
your appointment is for.Copy !req
39. Anyone who comes in
ahead of you gets your spot.Copy !req
40. That's how they do it here.Copy !req
41. I'm telling you.Copy !req
42. What? What do you have to say, nothing?Copy !req
43. People at doctor's offices can't talk,
is that a rule?Copy !req
44. Excuse me.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry to bother you,
but I did a nice thing for you.Copy !req
46. I held the elevator for you,
so you can get on first.Copy !req
47. - And then I was a gentleman, I let you out.
- Right.Copy !req
48. You came down the hall,
you wouldn't let me get by you...Copy !req
49. - I wouldn't let you get by me?
- You signed in ahead of me.Copy !req
50. I was here before you,
of course I signed in ahead.Copy !req
51. My appointment was for 11:30,
yours for 11:45.Copy !req
52. You know what time my appointment was?
Why do you care what time it was?Copy !req
53. What were you doing in there
for 40 minutes?Copy !req
54. What was going on in there?
What, were you chatting?Copy !req
55. Talking about old times, what was that?Copy !req
56. It's not right.
You're in a doctor's office, don't chitchat.Copy !req
57. Don't ask him how his day was.
You know, let him examine you, you go out.Copy !req
58. - Mr. Dobb, Lurry Dobb.
- That's Larry David.Copy !req
59. Mr. David, the doctor will see you now.Copy !req
60. That's very special, isn't it?Copy !req
61. - Thank you.
- Thank you for your patience.Copy !req
62. - Yes, it's been quite a nice time.
- Right here, Room 4.Copy !req
63. What's this, another half hour now?Copy !req
64. - Can I ask you a question?
- Sure, what's up?Copy !req
65. What's with your waiting room policy?
I don't get it.Copy !req
66. You're the first person
who hasn't liked it.Copy !req
67. - Nobody's mentioned this to you?
- No, they love it.Copy !req
68. You got to do something about this.
I mean, it's really...Copy !req
69. - I'll make a note.
- I've been waiting so long.Copy !req
70. I'm late for an appointment
with Diane Keaton and it's important.Copy !req
71. - Diane Keaton?
- Yes.Copy !req
72. What is that about?Copy !req
73. - She's very interested in doing my script.
- Good for you, Larry.Copy !req
74. - That's exciting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
75. - The script that my wife read.
- She read it?Copy !req
76. - My wife read that script.
- Really?Copy !req
77. Did she say anything?Copy !req
78. No. She read it, though.
I saw her reading it.Copy !req
79. - She's a good lawyer.
- Yeah, good lawyer.Copy !req
80. - What do you got for me today? What's this?
- I jammed my finger.Copy !req
81. - How'd you do that?
- You know the comedian, Richard Lewis?Copy !req
82. - Sure.
- We had a fight over some bracelet...Copy !req
83. in front of a jewelry store.Copy !req
84. Yeah, how does that feel?
You okay with that?Copy !req
85. - How about that?
- Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
86. - What is this?
- It's... My wife made a splint.Copy !req
87. - Your wife?
- It's a plastic knife.Copy !req
88. Were you at a picnic
when you hurt yourself?Copy !req
89. Nothing hurts. You're all set.Copy !req
90. Lose the splint, unless you saved the fork
and you got yourself a pair.Copy !req
91. - All right, Larry, see you.
- Do I have to pay for this?Copy !req
92. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
93. Okay, that's $3.Copy !req
94. - I need $3.
- I don't think I have any money.Copy !req
95. - Did you look in your little change thing?
- I don't have it, it would be in my wallet.Copy !req
96. My drawer needs $3, I'm sorry.Copy !req
97. You know what? My lawyer's here,
my doctor's here, I'll be back on Friday.Copy !req
98. Okay, I hear that all the time.
I need the money.Copy !req
99. - Can you lay it out for me?
- You don't have $3?Copy !req
100. I don't have it, I'm out of cash.
I'm an honest person.Copy !req
101. I'll pay you back, I promise.
I'll pay you back $5, okay?Copy !req
102. I'll give you $5 back on Friday, I promise.Copy !req
103. - Do you promise?
- I promise.Copy !req
104. - Will you be here on Friday?
- Yes, I will be here.Copy !req
105. I will pay you on Friday.Copy !req
106. - I recognize you, okay?
- Please believe me.Copy !req
107. This my own money, I put it in drawer.
Okay, you owe me $3.Copy !req
108. - Do you believe me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
109. - I will pay you.
- You better.Copy !req
110. I will, okay, thank you very much.Copy !req
111. - Thank you.
- Welcome.Copy !req
112. Hey, I remember your face!Copy !req
113. Yeah, she left.Copy !req
114. I kept her here as long as I could.
What happened?Copy !req
115. - I got held up at a doctor's office.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
116. Let me tell you something,
my days of elevator etiquette are over.Copy !req
117. I'm not holding doors anymore,
not letting women out first anymore.Copy !req
118. - I have no idea what you're talking about.
- That's why I'm late.Copy !req
119. I let a woman out first, she got in the office
and took 45 minutes and...Copy !req
120. I don't know what to tell you.
She said, "I don't know...Copy !req
121. - "if I can work with someone who's late."
- She said that?Copy !req
122. She's not gonna do it.
That's all, I don't mean to...Copy !req
123. What are you doing?Copy !req
124. - I'm testing my finger.
- All right.Copy !req
125. - All I'm telling you is, it doesn't look good.
- I can't call her?Copy !req
126. - You know what? I suggest you write a note.
- I'm writing like Tarzan.Copy !req
127. - You know, I can't.
- Well, try.Copy !req
128. It doesn't look good,
that's all I'm saying to you.Copy !req
129. - This her tea?
- That's her tea.Copy !req
130. She's so perfect for this thing, too.
Perfect.Copy !req
131. I know. We'll try. I'm not gonna give up.Copy !req
132. - You want something to eat?
- I'm just gonna get going.Copy !req
133. - All right.
- You know what? Do you have any money?Copy !req
134. - Hey!
- Hi, you're just in time!Copy !req
135. I'd like you to meet
our new interior decorator, Carmen.Copy !req
136. - He's surprised. You don't tell him?
- No, I heard rumblings about it...Copy !req
137. - Relax, you are in good hands, believe me.
- Am I, really? I've heard that many times.Copy !req
138. You have more skin color
than I thought you would.Copy !req
139. - Really?
- Really, you're not so pale.Copy !req
140. I thought you will be so pale.
He will look so nice in...Copy !req
141. I'm a very vivacious man.Copy !req
142. She want the earth tone, Larry.
I think earth tone is over.Copy !req
143. - Boo on earth tones, that is so passé.
- You want something to stimulate you?Copy !req
144. - Yes.
- I'm a pastel man.Copy !req
145. He's teasing you all the time.Copy !req
146. - I'm being serious.
- I don't see the book I need here.Copy !req
147. How was your meeting with Diane Keaton?Copy !req
148. I was late. She left.Copy !req
149. - So, you didn't get to meet her at all?
- No.Copy !req
150. - That's too bad, that's my client.
- Diane Keaton's your client?Copy !req
151. She's very nice.Copy !req
152. For years, I know her.Copy !req
153. I think there's a message
for you from her, actually.Copy !req
154. - From Diane Keaton?
- She left a message.Copy !req
155. - You're kidding.
- I haven't listened to it...Copy !req
156. but I was in the other room and I heard it.Copy !req
157. Larry, it's Diane Keaton.Copy !req
158. I don't know what happened today.
I hope everything is okay.Copy !req
159. Listen, anyway, if you wanna try again,
give me a call at home.Copy !req
160. My number is 310-276...Copy !req
161. - ... 7.
- What?Copy !req
162. - I didn't get that. I got the 310 part.
- I don't know.Copy !req
163. - The stupid cell phone.
- The signal failed, that's what that's called.Copy !req
164. - That happens with a cell phone.
- Do you have her number?Copy !req
165. - I have the number.
- Would you give me her number?Copy !req
166. I can't do that, Larry.Copy !req
167. - I can't give you Diane Keaton's number.
- Why not?Copy !req
168. She left it on the machine. You heard her.Copy !req
169. That's a privacy thing with my client.
I can't do that.Copy !req
170. She doesn't have to know you gave it to me
because she left it on my machine.Copy !req
171. - I can't give it to you.
- She doesn't feel comfortable...Copy !req
172. - Comfortable? She left it on the machine.
- I am loyal to my client.Copy !req
173. There's no question of loyalty here!
She's given me her number!Copy !req
174. Let me explain something to you.
I can't give you everything about her.Copy !req
175. I mean, Larry, that's a standard thing.Copy !req
176. That's why I'm with her so many years.
I am sorry, I can't give you the number.Copy !req
177. I'm not going to give the number.
That's not the way I work.Copy !req
178. - So, you fired Carmen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
179. That's great. So, now what?Copy !req
180. Sorry, I got to hang up,
I'm at the lawyer's now.Copy !req
181. Fine.Copy !req
182. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
183. Do you know...Copy !req
184. There's an Asian woman who works here?Copy !req
185. - Yeah, Joanna.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
186. Could you do me a big favor?
I owe her money, okay?Copy !req
187. I owe her $3, and I wanna pay her back.Copy !req
188. I'm gonna give her $10.
I'm giving her $7 more, all right?Copy !req
189. Just tell her that
it's from the bald guy with the glasses.Copy !req
190. We can't take money from people.Copy !req
191. No, all you're doing is giving it to her.Copy !req
192. - It's policy.
- What kind of policy?Copy !req
193. For parking we take the money,
but not from...Copy !req
194. That's a policy?Copy !req
195. You can't give your friend money?
That's a strange policy.Copy !req
196. - I can't be held responsible.
- I'm not holding you responsible.Copy !req
197. - Just give her the...
- Okay, I'm not responsible.Copy !req
198. You're not responsible,
but I'm asking you to do me a favor.Copy !req
199. I owe her money, I might not see her,
and I wanna make sure she gets paid.Copy !req
200. - I will give her this from you?
- Thank you, and it's $10.Copy !req
201. It's $7 more than I'm supposed to give her.Copy !req
202. - Your name?
- Forget name.Copy !req
203. - Tell her the bald guy with the glasses.
- The bald man with the glasses is you?Copy !req
204. Unfortunately, that's me.Copy !req
205. - It's a good look.
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
206. Anyway, thanks a lot.Copy !req
207. - I can trust that you'll...
- I will give it to her.Copy !req
208. Thank you.Copy !req
209. Hey, hold the door!Copy !req
210. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you.Copy !req
211. I'm sorry. I gave the money to...Copy !req
212. - What's this?
- Hi.Copy !req
213. Is this your new office?
How come you're not in your office?Copy !req
214. - No. My office is being painted.
- Where should I sit?Copy !req
215. Anywhere you want.Copy !req
216. - As far away from you as possible.
- That's very nice. Thank you, very nice.Copy !req
217. I'll sit by the door, in case
you come after me, and I can run out.Copy !req
218. Larry, I ran into Diane Keaton's agent.Copy !req
219. What is that? What are you doing?Copy !req
220. Because I took so long
in your husband's office that day...Copy !req
221. he kept me waiting for 45 minutes
because of his ridiculous...Copy !req
222. waiting policy that he has,
I missed my appointment with Diane Keaton.Copy !req
223. You know, she's angry.Copy !req
224. You missed the meeting,
and didn't return her call.Copy !req
225. Don't worry, Jeff set up another meeting.Copy !req
226. I'll straighten everything out.
I'm a master of supplication.Copy !req
227. All right, that's good.
There's something else I've to tell you.Copy !req
228. - I can't remember...
- I have something to talk to you about.Copy !req
229. Actually I got a bill from you for $1,500.Copy !req
230. I thought I was all paid up
and everything, 'cause...Copy !req
231. Right. It's for reading your script.Copy !req
232. That's a joke, right?Copy !req
233. No.Copy !req
234. - You're not kidding.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
235. No, I am not kidding.
I read your script, I billed you.Copy !req
236. Wait a second, you read my script?Copy !req
237. - Right, that's...
- Then you charge me for reading my script?Copy !req
238. I'm sorry, but that's standard practice.Copy !req
239. I think I charged $1,500,
that's three hours...Copy !req
240. - and it took me four hours to go through it.
- I'm sorry for taking up your time.Copy !req
241. You know what? Quite frankly,
I should have read it, because it needs work.Copy !req
242. I am not interested
in your creative input about anything.Copy !req
243. I'm sorry to tell you this,
but I also gave notes on it.Copy !req
244. I'm gonna bill you for that, too.Copy !req
245. - Really?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
246. I'm gonna take those notes,
and I'm gonna shove them up my own ass.Copy !req
247. That sarcasm is not working for me at all.Copy !req
248. I'll tell you what's
not working for me: You.Copy !req
249. - You know what else?
- Am I being fired?Copy !req
250. You're gonna have a tough time
collecting the $1,500.Copy !req
251. I suggest you talk to my new lawyer, okay?Copy !req
252. Try calling my new lawyer.Copy !req
253. Lexus man!Copy !req
254. I see you! Don't you try to run away!Copy !req
255. - No.
- You try not to pay me!Copy !req
256. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!Copy !req
257. Listen for a second.Copy !req
258. I already gave the attendant upstairs
$10 for you.Copy !req
259. - You are lying, I want my money.
- Ask him.Copy !req
260. - You saw me, you try to ditch me.
- That's not true.Copy !req
261. I'm sitting here and elevator, and...
Liar, the elevator!Copy !req
262. I didn't know it was you!Copy !req
263. - How many people look like me?
- I don't know, a lot of people look like you.Copy !req
264. I know that face, that honest glasses face.
It's the face of a liar!Copy !req
265. It's not a face of a liar!
That's not nice and not true!Copy !req
266. Lying man! Liar, liar, pants on fire!Copy !req
267. What do you think, I was born yesterday?
Come on, buddy, cough it up!Copy !req
268. That's better.Copy !req
269. Got change for a $20?Copy !req
270. I don't have anything,
because I gave my last $3 to you!Copy !req
271. I already...Copy !req
272. - Thank you very much.
- You got $30 from me now.Copy !req
273. - I have $20 now, $20. Yeah.
- Your friend upstairs has $10, too.Copy !req
274. - $30 you got from me!
- I heard you!Copy !req
275. $2.20 please.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God, you know what? I gave the $20.Copy !req
277. - I just saw Joanna...
- I remember you.Copy !req
278. I gave her my last $20 and...Copy !req
279. I need the other $10 now.
Excuse me, I'm gonna need the other $10.Copy !req
280. It's $2.20 for now, for parking.Copy !req
281. - And then what?
- I already paid her in the garage.Copy !req
282. I paid her the money I owe her.
I gave her $20.Copy !req
283. I owed her $3 and I paid her $20...Copy !req
284. so I need the $10 back now,
because I paid her the $20.Copy !req
285. - This is why I don't do favors for people.
- But listen, sir...Copy !req
286. - Please!
- Sir, I'm an honest person.Copy !req
287. - I'm telling you...
- I'm honest person.Copy !req
288. Remember this?
You told me to give this to her?Copy !req
289. That's what I'll do.
All I need from you is $2.20 and we done.Copy !req
290. But I gave you the money,
so give it back to me.Copy !req
291. Let's pretend it never happened.Copy !req
292. Go back an hour
and pretend this never happened, okay?Copy !req
293. Go back an hour?Copy !req
294. - Pretend I never came in.
- When I don't want to take the money?Copy !req
295. You say, "Take money to give to her"?
I promise you I give her money.Copy !req
296. I need...Copy !req
297. Excuse me, please!Copy !req
298. How do I know now
that you pay her money?Copy !req
299. I'll get your money.Copy !req
300. You get me money.
You never have money for parking.Copy !req
301. You have a beautiful car,
but no money for parking.Copy !req
302. This is the second time
you don't have money for parking.Copy !req
303. You think you can loan me $2.20?Copy !req
304. He's just not gonna let me out.
I'm just out of money.Copy !req
305. - Maybe make it a $5. Great, okay.
- Larry, don't touch my car.Copy !req
306. You know what? I'll give you back $10.
I'll make it worth your while.Copy !req
307. $10, I promise. Thank you.Copy !req
308. - Where you been? You're late.
- I had problems in the garage with a woman.Copy !req
309. - I didn't have money for parking.
- It's always the parking.Copy !req
310. I'm convinced
you don't want to meet Diane Keaton.Copy !req
311. - I'm here, aren't I?
- You're here, but you're a half hour late.Copy !req
312. What are you thinking?Copy !req
313. The guy wouldn't give me back my own $10.Copy !req
314. - Hi, are you Larry?
- Yes.Copy !req
315. Great, Diane's been waiting, come on in.Copy !req
316. - Thank you.
- Hi, Jeff Greene.Copy !req
317. Hi, Kim, I'm Diane's assistant.Copy !req
318. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Larry, is that you?Copy !req
319. Hi, Diane, I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
320. Don't worry about it, okay?
I'll be right down.Copy !req
321. Make yourself at home, all right?Copy !req
322. - You can take a seat over here and wait.
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
323. Can I get you anything to drink,
some coffee, water, juice?Copy !req
324. - No, thank you.
- I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
325. - Okay, just let me know if you need...
- Okay.Copy !req
326. Did she have an attitude,
or is it my imagination?Copy !req
327. - She had an attitude. Big time.
- She did, didn't she?Copy !req
328. What are you looking at?Copy !req
329. That lamp looks very familiar.Copy !req
330. Thank you! I'll see you in a week.Copy !req
331. Okay, Diane, I'll call you
when I get the material.Copy !req
332. Bye-bye.Copy !req
333. Of course.Copy !req
334. When she told me a "Larry" kept her waiting,
I should have known it was you.Copy !req
335. You fire me, that's fine.
You don't have any taste...Copy !req
336. you don't want my service, it's fine.
But you owe me a check.Copy !req
337. And I expect to get paid.
So I want the check today.Copy !req
338. - Okay, you should have gotten the check...
- Larry, I don't receive the check.Copy !req
339. Please, I am a reasonable person.
I want the check today.Copy !req
340. - My business manager mailed it.
- I want it now.Copy !req
341. - You want me to write a check, now?
- You fire me?Copy !req
342. I have a reputation,
and I have a history with Diane...Copy !req
343. I don't have a check on me.Copy !req
344. - Quiet down, will you?
- You tell me to be quiet?Copy !req
345. - Will you quiet down?
- I'll tell Diane not to work with you.Copy !req
346. - You'll get your check.
- Listen to me! Don't tell me to shut up.Copy !req
347. I don't carry checks on me.Copy !req
348. - Stop that!
- Give me my money!Copy !req
349. - Larry!
- Stop it!Copy !req
350. Don't, Larry!Copy !req
351. Larry, you're an animal!Copy !req
352. Hi, Diane.Copy !req
353. - Excuse me, do you have change for $20?
- Sorry.Copy !req
354. Do you have any change on you?
I need money. No?Copy !req
355. Do you have any change on you?
Just a quarter?Copy !req
356. You can't spare a quarter?Copy !req
357. Hold the elevator, please?Copy !req
358. How you doing?Copy !req
359. Bad finger.Copy !req
360. Bad fingerCopy !req
361. He's the manCopy !req
362. the man with the Midas touchCopy !req
363. A spider's touchCopy !req
364. - Marissa Winnaker?
- Yeah.Copy !req
365. Winokur? Dr. Lynch is ready to see you.
Room 8.Copy !req
366. Thanks.Copy !req
367. I don't understand. What's going on?
I came in before her, I signed in the sheet.Copy !req
368. You'll be happy to know
they've changed policy.Copy !req
369. Changed policies?Copy !req
370. Now we see people on the basis of their
appointment time and not their arrival time.Copy !req
371. One person complains,
everything gets changed?Copy !req
372. This was based on your idea the other day.Copy !req
373. Why are you listening to me?
I don't know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
374. So it's not about the policy at all.
It's more just about you going first?Copy !req
375. - Exactly.
- So, if you go first, whatever policy that is...Copy !req
376. That's a good policy, me first,
that's the policy.Copy !req
377. From now on,
you know what we'll have in this office?Copy !req
378. - The "You First" policy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
379. - Does that make you happy?
- Yes.Copy !req
380. Right after today.Copy !req
381. Have a seat, read a magazine.Copy !req
382. Doctor will be with you in a few minutes,
thank you.Copy !req
383. So, you know
they changed the policy, right?Copy !req
384. Used to be first come, first served.Copy !req
385. Now, it's appointment.Copy !req
386. Really?Copy !req
387. That's fascinating, I didn't know that.
No, it's true.Copy !req
388. Congratulations, she emerges.Copy !req
389. What are you doing in there
for 45 minutes anyway? Are you okay?Copy !req
390. Lassie Maven?Copy !req
391. I'm sorry,
I didn't realize that was you, Mr. Doff.Copy !req
392. Right this way.Copy !req
393. Doctor will be right in to see you.Copy !req
394. - Hi, Larry.
- Hi.Copy !req
395. So what happened to the policy?Copy !req
396. We changed the policy after we had
the discussion at the beginning of the week.Copy !req
397. - Just like that?
- Just like that.Copy !req
398. M. D: "Makes Decisions." What have we got?Copy !req
399. - The finger, still bothering you?
- Much worse.Copy !req
400. - What happened?
- I got in a fight.Copy !req
401. - Wasn't the first incident a fight as well?
- Be very careful there.Copy !req
402. - This is another fight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
403. - And who, same person?
- No, an interior decorator.Copy !req
404. You're fighting interior decorators?Copy !req
405. And I also had an altercation
in the hall with one of your patients.Copy !req
406. When's the next fight?
Maybe I'd like to see it.Copy !req
407. Very sorry, and when I do this?Copy !req
408. - Same thing, worse when I do this?
- Yes.Copy !req
409. You have fractured it.
It's a hairline fracture.Copy !req
410. - It's a small one, but it is fractured.
- Really?Copy !req
411. So, what are we gonna do?
What do you do?Copy !req
412. Well, I can't do anything right now.Copy !req
413. I can't do anything, Larry,
until you pay my wife's fee...Copy !req
414. and my fee, in advance.Copy !req
415. That's the way we're gonna do this.Copy !req
416. Let me tell you something, okay, John?
I didn't ask her to read that script.Copy !req
417. - She read the script.
- She didn't have to read it.Copy !req
418. - She did read it, though.
- Who told her to?Copy !req
419. She read it as a professional courtesy
to you, as a friend of yours.Copy !req
420. That's some courtesy. I'd like to get
courtesy like that from everybody.Copy !req
421. I'll be in the poorhouse.Copy !req
422. You'd be lucky if you did.
She took the time from her day.Copy !req
423. She made some significant notes
on that script.Copy !req
424. Who gives a shit?
I didn't ask her to read it.Copy !req
425. I don't want her notes. I don't care
about her notes. I don't need them.Copy !req
426. Do you care about the finger?Copy !req
427. Here's what'll happen with
that, pal of mine.Copy !req
428. Her money up-front, my money now,
then we look at the finger.Copy !req
429. How do you feel about that?
'Cause that's the game we're playing now.Copy !req
430. Do you need a couple of minutes?Copy !req
431. 'Cause I got some patients
I could look at out there.Copy !req
432. - You know what? This is embarrassing.
- Yeah. You should be embarrassed.Copy !req
433. Not embarrassed for me.Copy !req
434. Give me a few minutes,
I'll be back, and we'll fix it.Copy !req
435. Hey, you're gonna get miles.Copy !req