Curb Your Enthusiasm 1x3

Directed by Robert B. Weide

Louis Nye as Jeff Greene's Dad • Bob Odenkirk as Gil • Sandy Brown as Dinner Guest • Paul Greenberg as Dinner Guest • Jackie Harris Greenberg as Dinner Guest (as Jackie Harris) • Melanie Hoopes as Gil's Wife • Jackie Harris Greenberg as Dinner Guest

Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.

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1. Captions made possible by

2. ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

3. YOU KNOW, THE COWBOY HAT WITH THAT BOLO STRING,

4. WHAT IS THAT?

5. NOW, WAS THE BALL CLOSER TO HIM OR TO YOU?

6. VERY GOOD QUESTION.

7. THANK YOU.

8. I THINK IT WAS, MAYBE, A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIM.

9. BUT, YOU COULDN'T JUST BE POLITE,

10. AND PICK UP THE BALL?

11. I COULD'VE.

12. BUT THAT STRING...

13. SAME HAT, NO STRING, NO QUESTION.

14. I PICK IT UP.

15. AND I RECOIL IN HORROR.

16. HEY, HOW'S JEFF?

17. OH, I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE BYPASS SURGERY.

18. REALLY?

19. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

20. GOING IN FOR TESTS.

21. WENT IN, THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM OUT.

22. THAT'S KIND OF SCARY.

23. I KNOW, BUT, HE'LL BE FINE.

24. WELL, TELL HIM I SAID HI AND GIVE HIM MY BEST.

25. YEAH, OKAY.

26. AND JOHN DEBELLOS CALLED.

27. OH, YEAH, I FORGOT TO CALL HIM BACK.

28. HELLO?

29. LARRY.

30. OH, HOW ARE YOU, GIL?

31. MY FRIEND, JOHN.

32. TO SAY HELLO.

33. SATURDAY NIGHT?

34. WELL, I NEED DIRECTIONS.

35. JUST FAX THEM.

36. IT'S THE SAME AS MY HOME NUMBER.

37. ALRIGHT, VERY GOOD.

38. BYE.

39. FOR WHAT?

40. UNDER JOHN'S BY ACCIDENT.

41. I GOT THIS GUY, GIL THILANDER,

42. AT THE GOLF CLUB.

43. WHO'S GIL THILANDER?

44. I PLAYED GOLF WITH HIM, LIKE, THREE TIMES.

45. AND, HE INVITED US

46. AT HIS HOUSE.

47. TO DINNER ON SATURDAY.

48. WELL, I TOLD HIM WE'D GO.

49. WHO IS GIL?

50. HE USED TO BE A PORNO ACTOR, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO.

51. NO, I DON'T WANNA GO TO A PORN PARTY.

52. IT'S NOT A PORN PARTY.

53. PLEASE!

54. WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA SPEAK TO HIM ANYWAY.

55. WE'LL GO IN, IT'S A PARTY.

56. WE'LL JUST SAY HELLO AND THAT'LL BE IT.

57. LISTEN, HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.

58. WE'LL GO OUT

59. AND, THEN WE'LL

60. AND WE'LL BE OUTTA THERE IN 10 MINUTES.

61. WE'LL JUST SAY HELLO AND THEN THAT'S IT,

62. AND WE'LL LEAVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

63. SO, YOU GOT SOME KIND OF BLOCKAGE?

64. BLOCKAGE.

65. TESTS AND HE SAID,

66. "YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

67. "AND, IF WE DON'T GET THIS CLEANED OUT,

68. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK."

69. THAT'S PLEASANT NEWS.

70. THAT'S NICE TO HEAR, ISN'T IT?

71. YOU'VE GOTTA DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.

72. I'VE GOT TESTS ALL WEEK.

73. SUNDAY, THEY'RE DOING THE PROCEDURE, OKAY?

74. SUNDAY?

75. ALL DAY SUNDAY.

76. BE LEAVING HERE.

77. THE KEYS, IN THE DRAWER THERE, GRAB THE KEYS,

78. YOU SOMETHING.

79. ON THIS FOR A SECOND, GET THE KEYS.

80. IN THE DRAWER THERE.

81. YEAH, OKAY.

82. RIGHT HERE...

83. MYSTERIOUS.

84. VERY MYSTERIOUS.

85. THIS KEY RIGHT HERE, MY FRONT DOOR.

86. GO INTO MY HOUSE,

87. OKAY, GO UP TO MY BEDROOM.

88. TO THE LEFT OF TV,

89. THERE'S A CABINET BY THE BOOKCASE THERE.

90. OPEN IT UP, MOVE THE LINENS,

91. THERE'S LINENS IN THERE, MOVE 'EM TO THE SIDE,

92. PUSH ON THE BACK DOOR, AND IT'LL OPEN UP.

93. INSIDE THERE, I HAVE, LIKE, MY PORN COLLECTION.

94. I HAVE, LIKE, SEVEN, EIGHT PORN TAPES.

95. MAGAZINES, ALRIGHT?

96. THEM OUT OF THERE.

97. YOU'VE GOTTA GET IT OUT OF THERE,

98. HAPPENS TO ME...

99. OH, YOU'RE THINKING, LIKE, THE ANESTHESIA,

100. GOES WRONG.

101. ANYTHING GOES WRONG,

102. SHE'S NOT A BIG PORN PERSON.

103. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR WIFE TO DISCOVER YOUR PORNO STUFF?

104. SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

105. I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT EITHER.

106. THAT'S YOUR OWN DEAL,

107. THAT'S YOUR OWN DEAL, "REPRESSION JONES".

108. WELL, IS THERE AN ALARM CODE,

109. LIKE THAT?

110. SY, 99-88.

111. WRITE THAT DOWN.

112. IN THERE, SHOULD BE A PEN AND A PIECE OF PAPER.

113. 99-88, OKAY.

114. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN.

115. WITH THESE THINGS?

116. YOUR TRUNK.

117. ON THE WAY HOME,

118. WHAT ABOUT THAT?

119. FLYING EVERYWHERE?

120. OVER THE CAR.

121. MY BLEEDING BODY.

122. YOU'LL BE FINE. THIS ALARM CODE...

123. NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.

124. I'M NO GOOD WITH STUFF LIKE THAT.

125. IT'S TOO TECHNICAL FOR ME.

126. 99-88.

127. THE ALARM'S GONNA GO OFF,

128. THEY'LL BE A SWAT TEAM DESCENDING ON ME.

129. JUST HAS "DISASTER" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

130. IT'LL BE FINE, TRUST ME.

131. BETTER NOT SHOW UP.

132. SHE'S NOT GONNA BE THERE, SHE'LL BE HERE.

133. I APPRECIATE IT, YOU'RE A GREAT PAL.

134. GOOD LUCK, TRY NOT TO DIE.

135. "TRY NOT TO DIE."

136. THANK YOU.

137. SHIT.

138. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GIVE DIRECTIONS LIKE THIS.

139. WAS IN L.A.

140. I GUESS HE'S GOT

141. OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.

142. LARRY, WE'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR.

143. WE'RE, LIKE, IN THE BOONDOCKS.

144. WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR NAVIGATION SYSTEM THERE?

145. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK IT.

146. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK IT?

147. NO.

148. YOU GET IT?

149. I DON'T KNOW, I WANTED TO GET EVERYTHING.

150. ALL THE LOADED THINGS.

151. GONNA LEARN?

152. I DON'T KNOW, WOULD TEACH ME.

153. WHY DON'T YOU CALL THEM AGAIN?

154. THEY'RE NOT PICKING UP.

155. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A PARTY.

156. THEY PROBABLY DON'T HEAR THE PHONE.

157. MESSAGES ALREADY.

158. THOSE DIRECTIONS?

159. I'M LOOKING FOR JAKE'S WAY.

160. THAT'S ALL I'M DOING IS LOOKING FOR JAKE'S WAY.

161. BE LOOKING, TOO.

162. BEEN LOOKING.

163. THESE DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT, YOU KNOW THAT?

164. WELL, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NOTHING OUT HERE.

165. WAIT A SECOND, IS THAT SOMEBODY?

166. DON'T PULL OVER.

167. ARE YOU CRAZY?

168. WE'RE COMPLETELY LOST HERE.

169. EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?

170. I'M TRYING TO GET TO JAKE'S WAY.

171. DOING OUT HERE.

172. YEAH, I THINK I'M A LITTLE LOST.

173. MILES BACK.

174. AND I'LL STEER YOU...

175. LET ME PUT MY GLASSES ON.

176. I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES.

177. NOW, "TAKE LAKESIDE..."

178. YEAH, I KNOW, I'VE ALREADY DONE THAT.

179. TO THE GAS STATION.

180. I MADE A LEFT.

181. WHO WROTE THIS?

182. A FRIEND OF MINE.

183. IS HE A DOCTOR?

184. NO, I KNOW, IT'S HARD TO READ.

185. HANDWRITING.

186. BUT, I CAN MAKE IT OUT.

187. A GAS STATION?

188. WHY DIDN'T YOU GO

189. AND SAY YOU WERE LOST?

190. WELL, I WASN'T LOST THEN.

191. WELL, YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE GOING.

192. IN MY BOOK, THAT'S LOST.

193. I WASN'T LOST 'CAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO

194. AT THE GAS STATION.

195. TAKE A L-F-T, LEFT, LEFT,

196. AT MILLER, YOU'RE ON MILLER.

197. SO, I WASN'T LOST AT THE GAS STATION.

198. YOU'RE ON MILLER.

199. I KNOW, AND I'M LOOKING FOR JAKE'S WAY.

200. I DON'T KNOW IF I PASSED IT OR IF IT'S UP AHEAD.

201. JACK'S WAY?

202. NO, NO, IT'S JAKE'S WAY.

203. JAKE'S WAY, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF JAKE'S WAY.

204. THAT'S FINE, I'LL JUST GET GOING.

205. NO, IT'S ALRIGHT.

206. LET'S SEE, JAKE'S WAY.

207. YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL, THANK YOU.

208. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.

209. THE PAPER BACK, PLEASE?

210. PLEASE, DON'T GET SO IMPATIENT, PLEASE.

211. I'M GETTING A LOT OF HOSTILITY FROM YOU,

212. YOU KNOW.

213. THERE'S A FEELING OF ANGER.

214. NO, THERE'S NO HOSTILITY AT ALL, THERE'S NO ANGER.

215. HAVE THE PAPER BACK?

216. PLEASE!

217. YOU SNAP!

218. YOU STAY LOST!

219. WELL, THIS WAS A WONDERFUL NIGHT.

220. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DRIVE AROUND IN THIS AREA FOR,

221. TWO, THREE HOURS.

222. IT'S QUITE SCENIC, DON'T YOU THINK?

223. VERY COLORFUL CHARACTERS.

224. UH-HUH.

225. A LOT, DIDN'T YOU?

226. I'D REALLY JUST LIKE TO GO HOME, LARRY.

227. I'M TRYING TO GET US HOME.

228. YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.

229. I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING.

230. I DON'T HAVE ANY DIRECTIONS.

231. AROUND AND AROUND.

232. I'M LOOKING FOR THE HIGHWAY AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

233. WANT ME TO DO?

234. WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A CAR?

235. YEAH.

236. HEY, I'M GONNA STOP THIS CAR.

237. I'M GONNA FLAG THE CAR DOWN.

238. BE CAREFUL.

239. HI. HEY.

240. OH, THANKS SO MUCH FOR STOPPING.

241. MAN, OH, MAN, I'VE BEEN SO LOST.

242. I'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND FOR A HALF HOUR HERE.

243. I'M JUST TRYING

244. TO L.A.

245. YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME, DO YOU?

246. NO.

247. THE OTHER DAY?

248. YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE DRIVING RANGE.

249. OH!

250. ON THE RANGE.

251. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, WOW!

252. AND YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME WITH THE BALL.

253. THE BALL? THE RANGE BALL.

254. IT FELL AND YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME OUT WITH THE BALL.

255. YOU KNOW WHAT? MY BACK WAS KILLING ME THAT DAY.

256. I COULDN'T BEND DOWN.

257. OH, YOUR BACK... I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT,

258. 'CAUSE YOU WERE

259. THAT'S TWISTING.

260. I COULD TWIST, I COULDN'T BEND.

261. OH, OKAY, RIGHT, TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

262. IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE, REALLY.

263. OH, MY GOD,

264. AN ASSHOLE.

265. WELL, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY

266. YOU WOULDN'T HELP ME WITH THE BALL.

267. GOD, WHAT KIND OF PRICK DOESN'T PICK UP SOMEBODY'S BALL?

268. HELP OUT A LITTLE BIT, BUT, I UNDERSTAND.

269. YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD'VE PICKED UP

270. BEND DOWN.

271. IT'S YOUR BACK, IT WAS YOUR BACK, RIGHT.

272. COMPLETELY.

273. SURE, NO, I UNDERSTAND.

274. I'M SORRY, I APOLOGIZE.

275. NO, IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALRIGHT.

276. WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU GOING TO GIL'S PARTY?

277. YEAH, YOU KNOW GIL? OH, FROM THE CLUB!

278. YEAH, I'M OLD FRIENDS WITH GIL, YEAH.

279. WE'VE BEEN BUDDIES FOR A LONG TIME.

280. SO, CAN I FOLLOW YOU OVER THERE?

281. WITH YOUR BACK?

282. CAN YOU BEND OVER, CAN YOU BEND WITH YOUR BACK?

283. YEAH.

284. JUST BEND OVER AND KISS MY ASS.

285. YOU'LL REMEMBER TO PICK UP THE FUCKING GOLF BALL.

286. SO, HOW'D IT GO?

287. GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.

288. PRETTY, PRETTY,

289. PRETTY, PRETTY GOOD.

290. HELLO?

291. THREE TIMES.

292. I HAVE NO IDEA, WE'RE COMPLETELY LOST.

293. SO, 15 MINUTES... 15 MINUTES...

294. ONE DRINK. ABSOLUTELY.

295. IN AND OUT. IN AND OUT, I'M WITH YOU.

296. I PROMISE, 15 MINUTES.

297. OKAY.

298. THREE CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY?

299. I DON'T KNOW, IT'S VERY WEIRD.

300. LARRY!

301. HEY, GIL.

302. HEY, HI, COME ON IN.

303. OH, HI, GOOD TO MEET YOU.

304. GOOD TO MEET YOU.

305. THERE?

306. 15 MINUTES AGO,

307. MINUTES AWAY.

308. YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT MILLER TURNS INTO...

309. JAKE'S WAY,

310. JAKE'S WAY IS NOT MARKED, THERE'S NO SIGN FOR IT.

311. IN THE DIRECTIONS.

312. THANKS FOR TELLING ME.

313. YOUR JACKET?

314. OH, OKAY.

315. EVERYBODY?

316. EVERYBODY'S RIGHT IN THERE, AND CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?

317. NO, NO, THANKS.

318. AND, IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

319. OKAY.

320. REALLY?

321. YEAH, JUST TAKE THEM OFF.

322. IT'S JUST A CUSTOM MY WIFE STARTED IN THE HOUSE.

323. I THINK I'LL LEAVE MINE ON, IS THAT OKAY?

324. THEY'RE CLEAN.

325. YEAH, IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

326. LOOK, SEE?

327. THAT'S NOT THE POINT, JUST TAKE 'EM OFF.

328. AH, COME ON.

329. OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

330. I'LL PUT THIS AWAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

331. GO ON IN, JUST GO ON IN.

332. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

333. I DON'T KNOW, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

334. WHAT?

335. THERE'S PEOPLE EATING DINNER IN THERE.

336. DINNER PARTY?

337. THIS WAS A DINNER PARTY?

338. NO, HE SAID PARTY.

339. WE JUST ATE.

340. HE SAID PARTY.

341. I WOULDN'T GO TO A DINNER PARTY.

342. HEY, YOU GUYS LOOKING AROUND?

343. GREAT PLACE,

344. AS "THE HOUSE THAT CUM BUILT".

345. 'CAUSE OF MY PORN.

346. MONEY TO BUY A HOUSE.

347. COME ON IN, THOUGH, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND LATER.

348. THAT'S A COLLECTION

349. AND I LIKE THEM.

350. IT'S VERY INTERESTING.

351. BIG AS NORMAL.

352. COME ON IN HERE.

353. HEY, EVERYBODY!

354. THEY'RE HERE, THEY MADE IT.

355. HELLO, HI.

356. I'M SO SORRY WE'RE LATE, HELLO.

357. HI CHERYL, NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M MELANIE.

358. THAT'S PETER, MY TRAINER...

359. SID AND HIS WIFE.

360. AND, NEXT TO THEM, BRIAN.

361. FROM THE CLUB, RIGHT?

362. GLAD YOU MADE IT.

363. THANK YOU.

364. IS JACKIE AND PAUL.

365. HI, I'M CHERYL.

366. SIT DOWN.

367. OKAY.

368. HONEY, LARRY IS WEARING HIS SHOES.

369. I KNOW.

370. THE RULE OF THE HOUSE?

371. I WAS JOKING.

372. HONEY, WHO IS THIS GUY?

373. AN HOUR LATE,

374. AND HE'S WEARING HIS SHOES IN MY HOUSE?

375. I'LL TELL YOU, WE WAITED,

376. AND WE WAITED.

377. I KNOW.

378. WE JUST HAD TO EAT.

379. LET ME FIX YOU A PLATE.

380. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE WERE SO HUNGRY,

381. IN THE CAR...

382. TO A DINNER PARTY?

383. WHAT'S THAT?

384. THAT'S A

385. WITH MY OWN HANDS.

386. I'LL JUST HAVE SOME OF THAT.

387. FOR, LIKE, A DESSERT THING.

388. WHAT'S IN THAT?

389. THERE'S A LITTLE

390. BIT OF TABASCO.

391. TELL US AGAIN!

392. NO, C'MON!

393. CAN'T I EVER HAVE A NORMAL DINNER PARTY?

394. CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT STOCKS?

395. A PORN STORY?

396. SHE'S HEARD EVERY ONE OF THEM.

397. YOU WANNA TELL IT?

398. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT TABASCO'S GOOD FOR?

399. KEEP YOU HARD.

400. REALLY?

401. YEAH, ONLY YOU GOTTA,

402. YOUR ASS.

403. NO, I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT.

404. SCENE, RIGHT?

405. IF I TELL?

406. IT'S YOUR HOUSE.

407. HALF THESE STORIES.

408. SO, I'M DOING THIS SCENE,

409. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TWO GIRLS.

410. AND, WE KEEP WAITING FOR THE OTHER GIRL TO SHOW UP.

411. AND I'M FUCKING THIS GIRL FOR THREE HOURS.

412. POUNDING, POUNDING, FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS,

413. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, AFTER A COUPLE HOURS,

414. CHICK'S TEA-BAGGING ME.

415. RIGHT?

416. ON TEA-BAGGING, THOUGH.

417. MAYBE YOU DO, MAYBE YOU DON'T.

418. SUCKS YOUR BALLS, SHE'S TEA-BAGGING YOU.

419. BUT, SO I FEEL THAT

420. OTHER GIRL'S SHOWN UP.

421. AND, THEN I FEEL HER FINGERS ON MY BALLS.

422. AND I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING.

423. I'M JUST SO, I'M HALF ASLEEP.

424. BUT, I TURNED AROUND, IT'S NOT THE GIRL.

425. WITH MY BALLS.

426. GOING DOWN, YOU KNOW,

427. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOT YET.

428. AND I GO, I'M GOING DOWN, I'M GOING DOWN.

429. AND THIS GUY GOES, "I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT."

430. THE CRAFT SERVICE TABLE,

431. HE COMES BACK, HIS FINGER IS RED.

432. STICKS IT UP MY ASS, TABASCO SAUCE!

433. THE BLOOD JUST GOES.

434. TO LET US USE IT.

435. FOR HOURS.

436. THAT'S WHAT I COULD DO.

437. I WASN'T THE BIGGEST, ALRIGHT?

438. BUT, I COULD STAY HARD THE LONGEST, SO.

439. HEY, LARRY,

440. WATCH A SECOND?

441. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? IT'S A BEAUTY.

442. ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

443. CAN I SEE THAT?

444. OH, THAT IS REALLY SWEET.

445. OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE DESSERT.

446. EVERYONE, PLEASE, IN THE OTHER ROOM.

447. BRING YOUR GLASSES, BUT LEAVE YOUR PLATES.

448. YOUR PLATES.

449. THAT WAS GREAT, MEL, THANK YOU.

450. THANK YOU.

451. GO HOME NOW.

452. PICK UP SOME TABASCO.

453. IS FUNNY, LARRY?

454. 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.

455. I DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

456. AND, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU TELL THESE PEOPLE, WE NEED TO GO.

457. OKAY.

458. SIT DOWN.

459. ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL THEM WE'RE LEAVING.

460. YEAH, AND I NEED MY COAT AND MY PURSE.

461. OKAY. OKAY.

462. OOH, MY BACK.

463. OH, SHIT!

464. OH, I'M SO SORRY!

465. EVERYONE SIT DOWN, THERE'S GLASS ON THE FLOOR!

466. NO ONE MOVE!

467. I'M SO SORRY, SHIT!

468. BUT, IT DOESN'T REALLY AFFECT YOU, DOES IT LARRY?

469. THE FLOOR.

470. NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING YOUR FUCKING SHOES IN MY HOUSE!

471. WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH MY DOOR, YOU PLAY BY MY RULES!

472. YOUR FUCKING SHOES!

473. IN MY HOUSE!

474. GIL!

475. GET THE COATS!

476. A GOOD IDEA.

477. I WOULD THINK.

478. HE'S A PSYCHOTIC, GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!

479. YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET MOSEYING.

480. MOSEYING TIME?

481. YEAH.

482. HEY, HERE YOU GO, CHERYL.

483. HONEY, YOU OKAY?

484. IF YOU JUST GO NOW.

485. YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT IS, I THINK IT PROBABLY IS.

486. LET ME PAY FOR THE LAMP, OKAY?

487. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

488. OH, COME ON, I'LL PAY FOR THE LAMP.

489. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF BRIAN HAS ANOTHER IN HIS SHOP.

490. I DON'T KNOW, THEY'RE REALLY HARD TO GET.

491. IT WAS RARE, WE GOT IT IN BRIAN'S SHOP.

492. MAYBE I HAVE ONE MORE, I'LL HAVE TO LOOK.

493. OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF.

494. NICE TO MEET YOU.

495. MEET YOU TOO.

496. GOODBYE.

497. BYE, CHERYL, NICE MEETING YOU.

498. SO, WHAT'S THE LEVEL OF ANGER HERE?

499. DEALING WITH?

500. WELL, I'D SAY AT LEAST AN 8.7.

501. 8.7? THAT'S NOT THAT BAD.

502. NO?

503. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, LIKE, A NINE, 8.7?

504. NO, IT WAS, IT WAS UP HIGHER.

505. YEAH, AND THEN

506. SCREAMED AT YOU.

507. AND IT GOT YOU SOME PITY POINTS.

508. PITY POINTS? FABULOUS!

509. PITY POINTS.

510. YEAH.

511. ANY WAY TO GET TO A SEVEN?

512. I DON'T KNOW.

513. I KNOW I CAN'T GET TO A SIX, THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

514. DECENT RIDE HOME WITH A SEVEN.

515. YOU THINK SO?

516. YES, I DO.

517. AND IF WE RIDE HOME AS A SEVEN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME,

518. TO AN EIGHT.

519. ALRIGHT, IT'S A DEAL.

520. IT'S A DEAL?

521. YEAH, AS LONG AS I CAN GO BACK.

522. BEAUTIFUL.

523. COME ON, WE'LL GO HOME.

524. OH...

525. WHAT?

526. OH, MY GOD.

527. WHAT?

528. REMEMBER THAT TRAINER,

529. LOOK AT MY WATCH?

530. GAVE IT BACK.

531. AND GET IT.

532. OH, NO, COME ON.

533. DON'T SEND ME BACK THERE, PLEASE?

534. WE'RE RIGHT HERE, JUST GO BACK IN.

535. I DON'T WANT TO DO A DOUBLE GOODBYE.

536. I'VE ALREADY

537. POSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES.

538. AND DO THE DOUBLE GOODBYE?

539. YEAH, I DO.

540. LARRY, I GAVE THAT TO YOU AS AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

541. WELL, I'LL CALL GIL AND HE'LL HAVE THE TRAINER

542. OR SOMETHING.

543. THAT IS IDIOTIC, WE'RE HERE, JUST GO BACK IN.

544. IT'LL TAKE THREE MINUTES.

545. IT'S SO AWKWARD, THOUGH.

546. I'M NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT THE WATCH.

547. THIS IS STUPID, JUST GO.

548. MY SHOES OFF NOW.

549. HEY, LARRY. WHAT'S GOING ON?

550. HAS MY WATCH.

551. HE DOES?

552. EXCUSE ME.

553. DO YOU HAVE MY WATCH, BY ANY CHANCE?

554. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DO.

555. YEAH, GO ON.

556. ALSO, I'M GONNA

557. TO THE FREEWAY.

558. OKAY, I'LL GO GET YOU ANOTHER COPY, SURE.

559. OH, GEEZ, LOOK AT THIS.

560. WHAT A MESS.

561. SORRY.

562. THAT'S OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

563. WELL, BYE.

564. SEE YOU AT THE STORE.

565. YEAH, SO LONG.

566. YOU, OKAY.

567. HERE YOU GO, THESE ARE GOOD.

568. FOR THE BARN.

569. THE BARN?

570. A RIGHT AT THE BARN.

571. THE BARN, OKAY, THANK YOU.

572. ALRIGHT, TAKE CARE, GOODBYE.

573. EVERYONE.

574. GOODBYE.

575. YOU ALRIGHT?

576. NO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

577. YOU KNOCKED.

578. NO.

579. OKAY.

580. IS THAT A BARN?

581. IS THAT A BARN?

582. TOO SMALL FOR A BARN.

583. LIKE A STABLE.

584. THERE WAS A COW THERE, DOES THAT MEAN, WHAT?

585. HAVE BEEN A BARN?

586. THERE'S NO COWS IN BARNS.

587. COWS ON A FARM.

588. BARNS ON FARMS?

589. THERE'S STABLES ON FARMS, RIGHT?

590. NOT NECESSARILY BARNS.

591. I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE BARN.

592. THE WRONG TURN.

593. GO UP TO MY BEDROOM.

594. TO THE LEFT OF THE TV. THERE'S A CABINET,

595. BY THE BOOKCASE THERE.

596. AND MOVE THE LINENS.

597. THERE'S LINENS IN THERE, MOVE 'EM TO THE SIDE.

598. THE BACK DOOR.

599. INSIDE THERE, I HAVE, LIKE, MY PORN COLLECTION.

600. Who is it?

601. Hotel security, ma'am, open up.

602. Thank God you're here.

603. There's a prowler outside.

604. I'm really, really scared.

605. I can hear noises.

606. Take it easy, take it easy, sit down.

607. Listen, we've had some reports of prowlers in the area.

608. What the hell was that?

609. Come out of there with your hands out.

610. Put your hands out!

611. It's okay, it's my girlfriend.

612. Looks pretty safe, I'm gonna go back to the hotel.

613. No, no, you can't leave, you can't leave us.

614. But, there's other people.

615. There's a prowler outside.

616. You can't leave us.

617. Alright, oh, yeah, yeah...

618. Come on!

619. Yeah, you called security,

620. You got it.

621. OH, MY GOD!

622. HI!

623. THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE.

624. GIL THILANDER.

625. AT HIS HOUSE,

626. YESTERDAY.

627. You like that?

629. ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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