1. You know, the cowboy hat
with that bolo string,Copy !req
2. what is that?Copy !req
3. Now, was the ball
closer to him or to you?Copy !req
4. Very good question.Copy !req
5. Thank you.Copy !req
6. I think it was, maybe,
a little closer to him.Copy !req
7. But, you couldn't just be polite,Copy !req
8. reach down and pick up the ball?Copy !req
9. I could've.Copy !req
10. But that string...Copy !req
11. Same hat, no string, no question.Copy !req
12. I pick it up.Copy !req
13. I see certain items and I recoil in horror.Copy !req
14. Hey, how's Jeff?Copy !req
15. Oh, I think he might have
to have bypass surgery.Copy !req
16. Really?Copy !req
17. Can you believe that?Copy !req
18. I thought he was just going in for tests.Copy !req
19. Went in, they wouldn't let him out.Copy !req
20. That's kind of scary.Copy !req
21. I know, but, he'll be fine.Copy !req
22. Well, tell him I said hi
and give him my best.Copy !req
23. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
24. And John debellos called.Copy !req
25. Oh, yeah, I forgot to call him back.Copy !req
26. Hello?Copy !req
27. Larry.Copy !req
28. Oh, how are you, Gil?Copy !req
29. You sounded like my friend, John.Copy !req
30. I just called to say hello.Copy !req
31. Saturday night?Copy !req
32. Well, I need directions.Copy !req
33. Just fax them.Copy !req
34. It's the same as my home number.Copy !req
35. Alright, very good.Copy !req
36. Bye.Copy !req
37. Directions for what?Copy !req
38. I dialed the number
under John's by accident.Copy !req
39. I got this guy, Gil thilander,Copy !req
40. at the golf club.Copy !req
41. Who's Gil thilander?Copy !req
42. I played golf with him, like, three times.Copy !req
43. And, he invited us to this partyCopy !req
44. on Saturday night at his house.Copy !req
45. We were gonna go out
to dinner on Saturday.Copy !req
46. Well, I told him we'd go.Copy !req
47. Who is Gil?Copy !req
48. He used to be a porno actor,
like, 15 years ago.Copy !req
49. No, I don't wanna go to a porn party.Copy !req
50. It's not a porn party.Copy !req
51. Please!Copy !req
52. We're not even gonna
speak to him anyway.Copy !req
53. We'll go in, it's a party.Copy !req
54. We'll just say hello and that'll be it.Copy !req
55. Listen, here's what we'll do.Copy !req
56. We'll go out to dinnerCopy !req
57. and, then we'll stop by the partyCopy !req
58. and we'll be outta there in 10 minutes.Copy !req
59. We'll just say hello and then that's it,Copy !req
60. and we'll leave, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
61. So, you got some kind of blockage?Copy !req
62. Blockage.Copy !req
63. I went in for normal tests and he said,Copy !req
64. "you're not going anywhere.Copy !req
65. "And, if we don't get this cleaned out,Copy !req
66. you're gonna have a heart attack."Copy !req
67. That's pleasant news.Copy !req
68. That's nice to hear, isn't it?Copy !req
69. You've gotta do me a favor, though.Copy !req
70. I've got tests all week.Copy !req
71. Sunday, they're doing
the procedure, okay?Copy !req
72. Sunday?Copy !req
73. Susie will be here all day Sunday.Copy !req
74. She will not be leaving here.Copy !req
75. The keys, in the drawer
there, grab the keys,Copy !req
76. I wanna show you something.Copy !req
77. Just trust me on this for
a second, get the keys.Copy !req
78. They should be right in the drawer there.Copy !req
79. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
80. This key right here...Copy !req
81. Mysterious.Copy !req
82. Very mysterious.Copy !req
83. This key right here, my front door.Copy !req
84. I need you to go into my house,Copy !req
85. okay, go up to my bedroom.Copy !req
86. To the left of TV,Copy !req
87. there's a cabinet by the bookcase there.Copy !req
88. Open it up, move the linens,Copy !req
89. there's linens in there,
move 'em to the side,Copy !req
90. push on the back door, and it'll open up.Copy !req
91. Inside there, I have,
like, my porn collection.Copy !req
92. I have, like, seven, eight porn tapes.Copy !req
93. A couple of magazines, alright?Copy !req
94. I need you to get them out of there.Copy !req
95. You've gotta get it out of there,Copy !req
96. because if something happens to me...Copy !req
97. Oh, you're thinking, like, the anesthesia,Copy !req
98. something goes wrong.Copy !req
99. Anything goes wrong,Copy !req
100. she's not a big porn person.Copy !req
101. You don't want your wife
to discover your porno stuff?Copy !req
102. She doesn't understand that.Copy !req
103. I don't really understand it either.Copy !req
104. That's your own deal,Copy !req
105. that's your own deal, "repression Jones".Copy !req
106. Well, is there an alarm code,Copy !req
107. or anything like that?Copy !req
108. Sy, 99-88.Copy !req
109. I better write that down.Copy !req
110. In there, should be
a pen and a piece of paper.Copy !req
111. 99-88, okay.Copy !req
112. I can't believe you have to write it down.Copy !req
113. What am I gonna do with these things?Copy !req
114. Keep it in your trunk.Copy !req
115. What if I get in an
accident on the way home,Copy !req
116. what about that?Copy !req
117. And the porn goes flying everywhere?Copy !req
118. Strewn all over the car.Copy !req
119. All over my bleeding body.Copy !req
120. You'll be fine. This alarm code...Copy !req
121. Nothing's gonna happen.Copy !req
122. I'm no good with stuff like that.Copy !req
123. It's too technical for me.Copy !req
124. 99-88.Copy !req
125. The alarm's gonna go off,Copy !req
126. they'll be a SWAT team
descending on me.Copy !req
127. This whole thing just has
"disaster" written all over it.Copy !req
128. It'll be fine, trust me.Copy !req
129. And your wife better not show up.Copy !req
130. I guarantee she's not gonna
be there, she'll be here.Copy !req
131. I appreciate it, you're a great pal.Copy !req
132. Good luck, try not to die.Copy !req
133. "Try not to die."Copy !req
134. Thank you.Copy !req
135. Shit.Copy !req
136. I don't understand how you
give directions like this.Copy !req
137. I thought this party was in L.A.Copy !req
138. I guess he's got a weekend houseCopy !req
139. or something, I don't know.Copy !req
140. Larry, we've been driving for an hour.Copy !req
141. We're, like, in the boondocks.Copy !req
142. Why don't you use your
navigation system there?Copy !req
143. I don't know how to work it.Copy !req
144. You don't know how to work it?Copy !req
145. No.Copy !req
146. Then why did you get it?Copy !req
147. I don't know, I wanted to get everything.Copy !req
148. I wanted to have all the loaded things.Copy !req
149. When were you gonna learn?Copy !req
150. I don't know, I thought
somebody would teach me.Copy !req
151. Why don't you call them again?Copy !req
152. They're not picking up.Copy !req
153. You know, there's a party.Copy !req
154. They probably don't hear the phone.Copy !req
155. We left three messages already.Copy !req
156. Are you even reading those directions?Copy !req
157. I'm looking for Jake's way.Copy !req
158. That's all I'm doing
is looking for Jake's way.Copy !req
159. You should be looking, too.Copy !req
160. I have been looking.Copy !req
161. These directions are shit, you know that?Copy !req
162. Well, there's obviously nothing out here.Copy !req
163. Wait a second, is that somebody?Copy !req
164. Don't pull over.Copy !req
165. Are you crazy?Copy !req
166. We're completely lost here.Copy !req
167. Excuse me, could you help me out here?Copy !req
168. I'm trying to get to Jake's way.Copy !req
169. I was wondering what you
were doing out here.Copy !req
170. Yeah, I think I'm a little lost.Copy !req
171. I made a left at the gas stationCopy !req
172. a couple of miles back.Copy !req
173. Let me just take a look
and I'll steer you...Copy !req
174. Let me put my glasses on.Copy !req
175. I can't see a thing without my glasses.Copy !req
176. Now, "take lakeside..."Copy !req
177. Yeah, I know, I've already done that.Copy !req
178. And then I got to the gas station.Copy !req
179. I made a left.Copy !req
180. Who wrote this?Copy !req
181. A friend of mine.Copy !req
182. Is he a doctor?Copy !req
183. No, I know, it's hard to read.Copy !req
184. Terrible handwriting.Copy !req
185. But, I can make it out.Copy !req
186. You were at a gas station?Copy !req
187. Why didn't you go in the gas stationCopy !req
188. and say you were lost?Copy !req
189. Well, I wasn't lost then.Copy !req
190. Well, you didn't know
where you were going.Copy !req
191. In my book, that's lost.Copy !req
192. I wasn't lost 'cause I'm supposed toCopy !req
193. make a left at the gas station.Copy !req
194. Take a I-f-t, left, left,Copy !req
195. at Miller, you're on Miller.Copy !req
196. So, I wasn't lost at the gas station.Copy !req
197. You're on Miller.Copy !req
198. I know, and I'm looking for Jake's way.Copy !req
199. I don't know if I passed it
or if it's up ahead.Copy !req
200. Jack's way?Copy !req
201. No, no, it's Jake's way.Copy !req
202. Jake's way, I've never
heard of Jake's way.Copy !req
203. That's fine, I'll just get going.Copy !req
204. No, it's alright.Copy !req
205. Let's see, Jake's way.Copy !req
206. You've been very helpful, thank you.Copy !req
207. Thank you, very much.Copy !req
208. Can I just have the paper back, please?Copy !req
209. Please, don't get so impatient, please.Copy !req
210. I'm getting a lot of hostility from you,Copy !req
211. you know.Copy !req
212. There's a feeling of anger.Copy !req
213. No, there's no hostility
at all, there's no anger.Copy !req
214. Can I just please have the paper back?Copy !req
215. Please!Copy !req
216. You snap!Copy !req
217. And I hope you stay lost!Copy !req
218. Well, this was a wonderful night.Copy !req
219. I've always wanted to
drive around in this area for,Copy !req
220. two, three hours.Copy !req
221. It's quite scenic, don't you think?Copy !req
222. And they have some
very colorful characters.Copy !req
223. Uh-huh.Copy !req
224. I enjoyed baby Jane a lot, didn't you?Copy !req
225. I'd really just like to go home, Larry.Copy !req
226. I'm trying to get us home.Copy !req
227. You're not trying hard enough.Copy !req
228. I don't know where we're going.Copy !req
229. I don't have any directions.Copy !req
230. I think a good idea is just to
keep driving around and around.Copy !req
231. I'm looking for the highway
and I don't know where it is.Copy !req
232. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
233. What is that? Is that a car?Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. Hey, I'm gonna stop this car.Copy !req
236. I'm gonna flag the car down.Copy !req
237. Be careful.Copy !req
238. Hi. Hey.Copy !req
239. Oh, thanks so much for stopping.Copy !req
240. Man, oh, man, I've been so lost.Copy !req
241. I've been driving around
for a half hour here.Copy !req
242. I'm just trying to get back toCopy !req
243. to the freeway to L.A.Copy !req
244. You don't recognize me, do you?Copy !req
245. No.Copy !req
246. On the driving range the other day?Copy !req
247. You're the guy from the driving range.Copy !req
248. Oh!Copy !req
249. I was right behind you on the range.Copy !req
250. Oh, right, right, wow!Copy !req
251. And you wouldn't help me with the ball.Copy !req
252. The ball? The range ball.Copy !req
253. It fell and you wouldn't
help me out with the ball.Copy !req
254. You know what?
My back was killing me that day.Copy !req
255. I couldn't bend down.Copy !req
256. Oh, your back... I didn't pick up on that,Copy !req
257. 'cause you were hitting the ball so well...Copy !req
258. That's twisting.Copy !req
259. I could twist, I couldn't bend.Copy !req
260. Oh, okay, right, two different things.Copy !req
261. It's a big difference, really.Copy !req
262. Oh, my god, you must have thoughtCopy !req
263. I was such an asshole.Copy !req
264. Well, you know, I didn't know whyCopy !req
265. you wouldn't help me with the ball.Copy !req
266. God, what kind of prick doesn't
pick up somebody's ball?Copy !req
267. I thought you could help out a
little bit, but, I understand.Copy !req
268. You know what? I would've
picked up the ball in a secondCopy !req
269. if I could bend down.Copy !req
270. It's your back, it was your back, right.Copy !req
271. Completely.Copy !req
272. Sure, no, I understand.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry, I apologize.Copy !req
274. No, it's okay, it's alright.Copy !req
275. Wait a second, are you
going to Gil's party?Copy !req
276. Yeah, you know Gil? Oh, from the club!Copy !req
277. Yeah, I'm old friends with Gil, yeah.Copy !req
278. We've been buddies for a long time.Copy !req
279. So, can I follow you over there?Copy !req
280. Should you be going to the
party with your back?Copy !req
281. Can you bend over,
can you bend with your back?Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. Then maybe you should
just bend over and kiss my ass.Copy !req
284. And maybe next time you'll remember
to pick up the fucking golf ball.Copy !req
285. So, how'd it go?Copy !req
286. Good, pretty good.Copy !req
287. Pretty, pretty,Copy !req
288. pretty, pretty good.Copy !req
289. Hello?Copy !req
290. We called three times.Copy !req
291. I have no idea, we're completely lost.Copy !req
292. So, 15 minutes... 15 minutes...Copy !req
293. One drink. Absolutely.Copy !req
294. In and out. In and out, I'm with you.Copy !req
295. I promise, 15 minutes.Copy !req
296. Okay.Copy !req
297. How come there are only
three cars in the driveway?Copy !req
298. I don't know, it's very weird.Copy !req
299. Larry!Copy !req
300. Hey, Gil.Copy !req
301. Hey, hi, come on in.Copy !req
302. Oh, hi, good to meet you.Copy !req
303. Good to meet you.Copy !req
304. What happened there?Copy !req
305. I talked to you 15 minutes ago,Copy !req
306. you were five minutes away.Copy !req
307. You didn't mention
that Miller turns into...Copy !req
308. Jake's way,Copy !req
309. Jake's way is not marked,
there's no sign for it.Copy !req
310. You may have included that
in the directions.Copy !req
311. Thanks for telling me.Copy !req
312. Can I take your jacket?Copy !req
313. Oh, okay.Copy !req
314. Where is everybody?Copy !req
315. Everybody's right in there,
and can I take your coat?Copy !req
316. No, no, thanks.Copy !req
317. And, if you would take your shoes off.Copy !req
318. Okay.Copy !req
319. Really?Copy !req
320. Yeah, just take them off.Copy !req
321. It's just a custom my wife
started in the house.Copy !req
322. I think I'll leave mine on, is that okay?Copy !req
323. They're completely clean.Copy !req
324. Yeah, it's not about that.Copy !req
325. Look, see?Copy !req
326. That's not the point, just take 'em off.Copy !req
327. Ah, come on.Copy !req
328. Okay, well, you know what?Copy !req
329. I'll put this away, I'll be right back.Copy !req
330. Go on in, just go on in.Copy !req
331. What's going on here?Copy !req
332. I don't know, where is everybody?Copy !req
333. What?Copy !req
334. There's people eating dinner in there.Copy !req
335. This is a dinner party?Copy !req
336. Did he tell you this was a dinner party?Copy !req
337. No, he said party.Copy !req
338. We just ate.Copy !req
339. He said party.Copy !req
340. I wouldn't go to a dinner party.Copy !req
341. Hey, you guys looking around?Copy !req
342. Great place, my wife jokingly refers to itCopy !req
343. as "the house that cum built".Copy !req
344. 'Cause of my porn.Copy !req
345. I never made enough
money to buy a house.Copy !req
346. Come on in, though,
I'll show you around later.Copy !req
347. That's a collection of just small bottlesCopy !req
348. and I like them.Copy !req
349. It's very interesting.Copy !req
350. They're not as big as normal ones.Copy !req
351. Come on in here.Copy !req
352. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
353. They're here, they made it.Copy !req
354. Hello, hi.Copy !req
355. I'm so sorry we're late, hello.Copy !req
356. Hi Cheryl, nice to meet you, I'm Melanie.Copy !req
357. That's Peter, my trainerCopy !req
358. sid and his wife.Copy !req
359. And, next to them, Brian.Copy !req
360. You know Brian from the club, right?Copy !req
361. Glad you made it.Copy !req
362. Thank you.Copy !req
363. Next to him is Jackie and Paul.Copy !req
364. Hi, I'm Cheryl.Copy !req
365. Sit down.Copy !req
366. Okay.Copy !req
367. Honey, Larry is wearing his shoes.Copy !req
368. I know.Copy !req
369. Did you tell him it was
the rule of the house?Copy !req
370. I think he thinks I was joking.Copy !req
371. Honey, who is this guy?Copy !req
372. He comes to the house an hour late,Copy !req
373. and he's wearing
his shoes in my house?Copy !req
374. I'll tell you, we waited,Copy !req
375. and we waited and we waited.Copy !req
376. I know.Copy !req
377. And then we decided we just had to eat.Copy !req
378. Let me fix you a plate.Copy !req
379. You know what? We were so hungry,Copy !req
380. that we had a bag of
potato chips in the car...Copy !req
381. Potato chips on the way
to a dinner party?Copy !req
382. What's that?Copy !req
383. That's a mango-chutney that I madeCopy !req
384. with my own hands.Copy !req
385. I'll just have some of that.Copy !req
386. For, like, a dessert thing.Copy !req
387. What's in that?Copy !req
388. There's a little bit of jalapeñoCopy !req
389. and a little bit of tabasco.Copy !req
390. Tell us again!Copy !req
391. No, c'mon!Copy !req
392. Can't I ever have a normal dinner party?Copy !req
393. Can't we talk about stocks?Copy !req
394. Can I tell a porn story?Copy !req
395. She's heard every one of them.Copy !req
396. You wanna tell it?Copy !req
397. Okay, you know what
tabasco's good for?Copy !req
398. Keep you hard.Copy !req
399. Really?Copy !req
400. Yeah, only you gotta,Copy !req
401. stick it up your ass.Copy !req
402. No, I'll tell you how
I found out about that.Copy !req
403. I was doing a scene
and it was supposed to beCopy !req
404. a two girl scene, right?Copy !req
405. Do you mind if I tell?Copy !req
406. It's your house.Copy !req
407. These guys have heard
half these stories.Copy !req
408. So, I'm doing this scene,Copy !req
409. it's supposed to be two girls.Copy !req
410. And, we keep waiting for
the other girl to show up.Copy !req
411. And I'm fucking this girl for three hours.Copy !req
412. Pounding, pounding,
for hours and hours and hours,Copy !req
413. and then all of a sudden,
after a couple hours,Copy !req
414. it feels like some chick's tea-bagging me.Copy !req
415. Right?Copy !req
416. You should fill her in
on tea-bagging, though.Copy !req
417. Maybe you do, maybe you don't.Copy !req
418. When a woman sucks your
balls, she's tea-bagging you.Copy !req
419. But, so I feel thatCopy !req
420. and I think that other girl's shown up.Copy !req
421. And, then I feel her fingers on my balls.Copy !req
422. And I'm not even looking.Copy !req
423. I'm just so, I'm half asleep.Copy !req
424. But, I turned around, it's not the girl.Copy !req
425. It is the biggest crew guy we gotCopy !req
426. is playing with my balls.Copy !req
427. And my wood starts
going down, you know,Copy !req
428. and I haven't even shot yet.Copy !req
429. And I go, I'm going down,
I'm going down.Copy !req
430. And this guy goes, "I'll take care of it."Copy !req
431. He runs over to the craft service table,Copy !req
432. he comes back, his finger is red.Copy !req
433. Sticks it up my ass, tabasco sauce!Copy !req
434. And I stayed hard for another two hoursCopy !req
435. because all the blood just goes.Copy !req
436. I keep begging him to let us use it.Copy !req
437. I was renowned for
being able to stay hardCopy !req
438. for hours.Copy !req
439. That's what I could do.Copy !req
440. I wasn't the biggest, alright?Copy !req
441. But, I could stay hard the longest, so.Copy !req
442. Hey, Larry,Copy !req
443. can I see that watch a second?Copy !req
444. Where'd you get that? It's a beauty.Copy !req
445. Anniversary gift.Copy !req
446. Can I see that?Copy !req
447. Oh, that is really sweet.Copy !req
448. Okay, everyone, let's
have a little dessert.Copy !req
449. Everyone, please, in the other room.Copy !req
450. Bring your glasses, but leave your plates.Copy !req
451. Do not touch your plates.Copy !req
452. That was great, Mel, thank you.Copy !req
453. Thank you.Copy !req
454. I want to go home now.Copy !req
455. Maybe we can stop and
pick up some tabasco.Copy !req
456. Do you think this is funny, Larry?Copy !req
457. 'Cause I don't think you're funny.Copy !req
458. I don't think this is funny.Copy !req
459. And, I don't care what you tell
these people, we need to go.Copy !req
460. Okay.Copy !req
461. Sit down.Copy !req
462. Alright, I'll tell them we're leaving.Copy !req
463. Yeah, and I need my coat and my purse.Copy !req
464. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
465. Ooh, my back.Copy !req
466. Oh, shit!Copy !req
467. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
468. Everyone sit down,
there's glass on the floor!Copy !req
469. No one move!Copy !req
470. I'm so sorry, shit!Copy !req
471. But, it doesn't really
affect you, does it Larry?Copy !req
472. The glass on the floor.Copy !req
473. No, because you're wearing
your fucking shoes in my house!Copy !req
474. When you walk through my door,
you play by my rules!Copy !req
475. You take off your fucking shoes!Copy !req
476. You and your fucking little soccer shoesCopy !req
477. in my house!Copy !req
478. My feet have a tendencyCopy !req
479. to get a little chilly when I take my...Copy !req
480. Gil!Copy !req
481. Get the coats!Copy !req
482. The coats are probably a good idea.Copy !req
483. I would think.Copy !req
484. He's a psychotic,
get him out of the house!Copy !req
485. Yeah, we're gonna get moseying.Copy !req
486. Moseying time?Copy !req
487. Yeah.Copy !req
488. Hey, here you go, Cheryl.Copy !req
489. Honey, you okay?Copy !req
490. Maybe it is best if you just go now.Copy !req
491. You know what? I think it is,
I think it probably is.Copy !req
492. Let me pay for the lamp, okay?Copy !req
493. You know what? That's not important.Copy !req
494. Oh, come on, I'll pay for the lamp.Copy !req
495. I don't even know if Brian
has another in his shop.Copy !req
496. I don't know, they're really hard to get.Copy !req
497. It was rare, we got it in Brian's shop.Copy !req
498. Maybe I have one more, I'll have to look.Copy !req
499. Okay, okay, we're gonna take off.Copy !req
500. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
501. Nice to meet you too.Copy !req
502. Goodbye.Copy !req
503. Bye, Cheryl, nice meeting you.Copy !req
504. So, what's the level of anger here?Copy !req
505. What am I dealing with?Copy !req
506. Well, I'd say at least an 8.7.Copy !req
507. 8.7? that's not that bad.Copy !req
508. No?Copy !req
509. I thought it would be, like, a nine, 8.7?Copy !req
510. No, it was, it was up higher.Copy !req
511. Yeah, and then you broke that lampCopy !req
512. and that crazy woman screamed at you.Copy !req
513. And it got you some pity points.Copy !req
514. Pity points? Fabulous!Copy !req
515. I love pity points.Copy !req
516. Yeah.Copy !req
517. Any way to get to a seven?Copy !req
518. I don't know.Copy !req
519. I know I can't get to a six,
that's out of the question.Copy !req
520. We could have a very
decent ride home with a seven.Copy !req
521. You think so?Copy !req
522. Yes, I do.Copy !req
523. And if we ride home as a seven,
as soon as we get home,Copy !req
524. you can go right back to an eight.Copy !req
525. Alright, it's a deal.Copy !req
526. It's a deal?Copy !req
527. Yeah, as long as I can go back.Copy !req
528. Beautiful.Copy !req
529. Come on, we'll go home.Copy !req
530. Oh...Copy !req
531. What?Copy !req
532. Oh, my god.Copy !req
533. What?Copy !req
534. Remember that trainer,Copy !req
535. who asked to look at my watch?Copy !req
536. He never gave it back.Copy !req
537. Go back there and get it.Copy !req
538. Oh, no, come on.Copy !req
539. Don't send me back there, please?Copy !req
540. We're right here, just go back in.Copy !req
541. I don't want to do a double goodbye.Copy !req
542. I've already said goodbyeCopy !req
543. under the worst possible circumstances.Copy !req
544. Now you want me to go in
and do the double goodbye?Copy !req
545. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
546. Larry, I gave that to you
as an anniversary gift.Copy !req
547. Well, I'll call Gil and
he'll have the trainerCopy !req
548. send it to him or something.Copy !req
549. That is idiotic, we're here,
just go back in.Copy !req
550. It'll take three minutes.Copy !req
551. It's so awkward, though.Copy !req
552. I'm not leaving here without the watch.Copy !req
553. This is stupid, just go.Copy !req
554. I gotta take my shoes off now.Copy !req
555. Hey, Larry. What's going on?Copy !req
556. I think your trainer has my watch.Copy !req
557. He does?Copy !req
558. Excuse me.Copy !req
559. Do you have my watch, by any chance?Copy !req
560. Oh, you know what? I do.Copy !req
561. Yeah, go on.Copy !req
562. Also, I'm gonna need directionsCopy !req
563. to get back to the freeway.Copy !req
564. Okay, I'll go get you another copy, sure.Copy !req
565. Oh, geez, look at this.Copy !req
566. What a mess.Copy !req
567. Sorry.Copy !req
568. That's okay, no problem.Copy !req
569. Well, bye.Copy !req
570. See you at the store.Copy !req
571. Yeah, so long.Copy !req
572. Nice to meet you, okay.Copy !req
573. Here you go, these are good.Copy !req
574. And just watch for the barn.Copy !req
575. The barn?Copy !req
576. You gotta take a right at the barn.Copy !req
577. Right at the barn, okay, thank you.Copy !req
578. Alright, take care, goodbye.Copy !req
579. Say goodbye everyone.Copy !req
580. Goodbye.Copy !req
581. You alright?Copy !req
582. No, it was an accident.Copy !req
583. Sounded like you knocked.Copy !req
584. No.Copy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. Is that a barn?Copy !req
587. Is that a barn?Copy !req
588. I think it was too small for a barn.Copy !req
589. It looked more like a stable.Copy !req
590. There was a cow there,
does that mean, what?Copy !req
591. That it could have been a barn?Copy !req
592. There's no cows in barns.Copy !req
593. There are cows on a farm.Copy !req
594. Are there always barns on farms?Copy !req
595. There's stables on farms, right?Copy !req
596. Not necessarily barns.Copy !req
597. I don't think that was the barn.Copy !req
598. I think we made the wrong turn.Copy !req
599. Go up to my bedroom.Copy !req
600. To the left of the TV. There's a cabinet,Copy !req
601. by the bookcase there.Copy !req
602. Open it up and move the linens.Copy !req
603. There's linens in there,
move 'em to the side.Copy !req
604. Push on the back door.Copy !req
605. Inside there, I have,
like, my porn collection.Copy !req
606. Who is it?Copy !req
607. Hotel security, ma'am, open up.Copy !req
608. Thank god you're here.Copy !req
609. There's a prowler outside.Copy !req
610. I'm really, really scared.Copy !req
611. I can hear noises.Copy !req
612. Take it easy, take it easy, sit down.Copy !req
613. Listen, we've had some reports
of prowlers in the area.Copy !req
614. What the hell was that?Copy !req
615. Come out of there with your hands out.Copy !req
616. Put your hands out!Copy !req
617. It's okay, it's my girlfriend.Copy !req
618. Looks pretty safe, I'm gonna
go back to the hotel.Copy !req
619. No, no, you can't leave,
you can't leave us.Copy !req
620. But, there's other people.Copy !req
621. There's a prowler outside.Copy !req
622. You can't leave us.Copy !req
623. Alright, oh, yeah, yeah...Copy !req
624. Come on!Copy !req
625. Yeah, you called security,Copy !req
626. you got it.Copy !req
627. Oh, my god!Copy !req
628. Hi!Copy !req
629. That's a friend of mine.Copy !req
630. Gil thilander.Copy !req
631. I had dinner at his house,Copy !req
632. yesterday.Copy !req
633. You like that?Copy !req
634. Captions copyright 2000 home box officeCopy !req
635. a division of time Warner
entertainment company, I.P.Copy !req
636. Captioned by
hbo communications centerCopy !req