Curb Your Enthusiasm 1x10

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3. GARGLING THERE?

4. WAS IT "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY" ?

5. YES.

6. A GOOD ONE.

7. GOOD GUESS.

8. YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY CLEAR.

9. SO, MY UNCLE NATHAN CALLED AND HE'S COMING TO L.A.

10. YEAH.

11. AND, HE WANTS TO HAVE DINNER WITH US,

12. I THINK, ON THURSDAY NIGHT.

13. DOES THAT WORK?

14. OKAY, YEAH, YOU WANNA EAT HERE?

15. OH, NO, NO, WE'D GO OUT.

16. OH, REALLY?

17. YEAH, THAT WAY WE CAN GET RID OF HIM.

18. HE A TALKER?

19. HE'S A LINGERER.

20. OKAY.

21. I'M A MALINGERER AND HE'S A LINGERER.

22. ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL GO OUT THURSDAY.

23. OKAY, AND ALSO, THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD,

24. IN HIS OFFICE TOMORROW.

25. TO SEE US?

26. YOU AND ME, TOGETHER.

27. HE SAID NOT TO WORRY, HE SAID HE'S GOT GOOD NEWS.

28. OH, BROTHER.

29. BUT, I COULDN'T GET IT OUT OF HIM.

30. ALRIGHT.

31. THE GOOD NEWS IS.

32. I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

33. HE'S LEAVING SHOW BUSINESS?

34. GOOD NEWS.

35. ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK HE'D BILL IT AS THAT.

36. GOODNIGHT.

37. GOODNIGHT.

38. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

39. SURE.

40. I'M JUST CURIOUS, OKAY?

41. HAS TO INITIATE SEX?

42. ABOUT THAT?

43. UM...

44. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

45. IN MY FOOT.

46. UM, I'M AVAILABLE FOR SEX ALL THE TIME.

47. IS THAT RIGHT?

48. BASICALLY.

49. SO, ANYTIME YOU WANNA HAVE IT,

50. YOU CAN HAVE IT.

51. WOW!

52. BUT, ANYTIME I WANNA HAVE IT, I CAN'T.

53. SO, JUST ASSUME THAT I WANT IT ALL THE TIME,

54. SO, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT, JUST TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER.

55. OH, JESUS, THAT'S SO NOT HOW IT SHOULD GO.

56. WELL, OTHERWISE I'LL BE MAKING MOVES ALL THE TIME.

57. DO YOU WANT THAT?

58. MAULING YOU ALL THE TIME?

59. AS IF THEY'RE MINE.

60. ONCE IN A WHILE.

61. I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT.

62. THAT'S HOW I'LL WALK AROUND...

63. YOU KNOW, I NEED BORDERS,

64. I NEED BOUNDARIES.

65. OKAY, ONCE IN A WHILE, GIVE IT A TRY,

66. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, OKAY?

67. ALRIGHT, WELL, OKAY, ALRIGHT.

68. NOT, NOT, NOW, NO, NOT NOW.

69. SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?

70. WHY'D YOU CALL US DOWN HERE FOR?

71. THIS IS VERY EXCITING,

72. I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY

73. AND ALL THAT STUFF, BUT, I GOT A PHONE CALL

74. FROM WENDY PRAEGER.

75. WENDY PRAEGER IS?

76. YEAH, DIRECTOR, RIGHT?

77. WELL, DIRECTOR...

78. THEATER DIRECTOR.

79. SHE'S DIRECTING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES",

80. THAT SHOW, IN NEW YORK,

81. AND SHE'S BRINGING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"

82. OUT HERE, OKAY?

83. I KNOW, THE TITLE.

84. "SHE'S BRINGING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"...

85. GOOD FOR YOU, WENDY, DO YOU NEED HELP?

86. SHE DOES, ACTUALLY,

87. 'CAUSE ONE OF HER

88. AND I SUGGESTED YOU.

89. ARE YOU KIDDING?

90. NO, NO AUDITION.

91. IN A PLAY YEARS AGO.

92. AND, KNEW WHO YOU WERE AND LIKED YOUR WORK.

93. ARE YOU JOKING ME?

94. NO, I'M NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

95. RIGHT HERE.

96. "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES" ?

97. YES, THE ONLY THING IS IT'S OPENING IN A WEEK,

98. BUT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEARN ANY LINES,

99. YOU CAN USE THE SCRIPT ON STAGE.

100. SERIOUSLY.

101. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SO SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

102. I AM SHOCKED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

103. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SELL YOU TO HER.

104. AND SAID THAT IT'S LIKE THE BIGGEST HIT.

105. "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES".

106. OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN

107. MY GLASSES ON.

108. I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,

109. IT'S ALL A HAZY MYSTERY TO ME.

110. YEAH, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT IT UP CLOSE.

111. HEY, I'M PRO VAGINA.

112. I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS,

113. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

114. YOU THIS AFTERNOON,

115. PLEASE, YES. IS THAT COOL?

116. YOU'RE WELCOME. THANK YOU.

117. THAT WAS SO NICE.

118. WASN'T THAT NICE OF HIM?

119. I'M SHOCKED.

120. I'D LIKE TO NICE FOR HIM.

121. GET HIM SOMETHING.

122. OR SOMETHING.

123. JOHNNY, UH, JOHNNY GOLDBERG.

124. JOHNNY WALKER?

125. LARRY?

126. OH, MY GOD!

127. HEY, LUCY.

128. OH, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU.

129. SEE YOU.

130. WONDERFUL.

131. DO I?

132. LOOK AT YOU, GETTING SOME GRAY HAIR.

133. INSIDE, I'M CORRODING.

134. NO, YOU'RE A SILVER-HAIRED FOX.

135. MY WIFE, CHERYL. HI!

136. MEET YOU.

137. YEAH, I'M HERE.

138. SO, ARE YOU WORKING, WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE?

139. I'M ON DRUGS, YOU KNOW, I'M ALL DOPED UP,

140. I DON'T DO ANYTHING, YEAH.

141. IT'S TRUE, I'M A DRUG ADDICT NOW.

142. WELL, I'M GLAD I'M SEEING YOU,

143. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU,

144. AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU,

145. AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S, HERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE HERE.

146. SHE'S AN ACTRESS.

147. OH.

148. ARE YOU AN ACTRESS?

149. SOMETIMES.

150. YOU'RE DOING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES" ?

151. YEAH, YEAH.

152. THIS TODAY.

153. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A READING FOR THAT,

154. AND MY AGENT'S JUST DROPPED THE BALL.

155. OH, I JUST GOT LUCKY,

156. AND, HIS MANAGER REALLY WAS HELPFUL.

157. YEAH, WELL, GREAT!

158. SO, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

159. YEAH, SO HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

160. WELL, WE USED TO GO OUT.

161. BUT, SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH.

162. I DIDN'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH, NO.

163. ACTUALLY BEING FUN,

164. LIKING HIM.

165. GOOD, GOOD.

166. IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.

167. YOU KNOW WHAT?

168. I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE CAR.

169. I'M DYING TO REALLY START READING THIS.

170. MEETING YOU.

171. OH, AND ON THIS.

172. ALL THIS WONDERFUL STUFF.

173. OH, YEAH, I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT.

174. OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

175. YEAH, A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

176. TO MEET YOU.

177. BYE-BYE.

178. LARRY, I NEED THE KEYS.

179. THANK YOU.

180. YOU'RE WELCOME.

181. DO ME A FAVOR, TURN THE AIR CONDITIONER ON,

182. IN THERE, WILL YOU?

183. I'LL BE JUST A SECOND.

184. BYE-BYE, I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN.

185. YEAH, NICE MEETING YOU.

186. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY GLAD

187. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU.

188. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU,

189. AND, I KIND OF WANNA

190. 'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

191. REALLY?

192. TELL ME, RIGHT NOW.

193. NO, THIS ISN'T REALLY...

194. YEAH, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.

195. WE DON'T HAVE A CHILD, DO WE?

196. WELL, NOT THAT I KNOW OF,

197. AND, I THINK I'D PROBABLY BE AWARE OF THAT ONE.

198. DO YOU HAVE TIME, LARRY? COME ON, I'M SERIOUS.

199. UM, YEAH, I GUESS, YEAH.

200. SO, CAN WE, MAYBE THIS WEEK,

201. HAVE LUNCH?

202. HAVE LUNCH, YEAH.

203. GOODNIGHT.

204. GOODNIGHT.

205. DOING?

206. I'M TAPPING YOU ON THE SHOULDER.

207. MM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

208. I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD,

209. THE TRUTH.

210. IF WE DON'T DO IT?

211. I'M SORRY, IS THAT OKAY?

212. YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD TO DO IT?

213. UH, NOT REALLY.

214. I'M SORRY, IS THAT OKAY?

215. SO, EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO DO IT,

216. YOU COULDN'T?

217. I CAN'T DO IT, YEAH.

218. WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT TONIGHT?

219. REMEMBER, THE OTHER

220. AND YOU'RE READY.

221. I'M KIND OF TAPPED OUT.

222. TAPPED OUT?

223. YOU MEAN...

224. YOU DO THAT?

225. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS THERE.

226. I THINK IT'S

227. INTO THAT WOMAN, LUCY.

228. THAT'S A COINCIDENCE?

229. THIS WOMAN,

230. REALLY LARGE BREASTS,

231. BEAUTIFUL...

232. SO, YOU WERE

233. NO, NOT THE WHOLE TIME.

234. AND SAID, "GOODBYE".

235. WAS I IN THE MIX THERE?

236. WHAT, YOU?

237. YEAH.

238. I WOULDN'T DEFILE YOU LIKE THAT,

239. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THOSE THINGS,

240. YOU DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THAT WORLD,

241. YOU DON'T WANNA BE INVOLVED IN THAT.

242. IT'S COMPLIMENTARY TO YOU,

243. THAT YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN THAT.

244. BUT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA

245. EX-GIRLFRIENDS IN.

246. AND DEFILE HER.

247. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY...

248. I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT

249. LUCY MONTONE, OR OTHER WOMEN,

250. THAT YOU KNOW.

251. OKAY, IS OUT,

252. SHE'S MADE HER LAST APPEARANCE.

253. THAT'S IT.

254. YEAH, I DIDN'T PARTICULARLY CARE FOR HER ANYWAY.

255. IS THAT RIGHT?

256. YEAH, SHE'S GOT A BAD ATTITUDE,

257. IN THE LESBIAN SCENES,

258. GET ALONG WITH.

259. YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE A PRIMA DONNA.

260. I DON'T NEED ANY PRIMA DONNAS, YOU KNOW.

261. YEAH, NO, NO, EX-GIRLFRIENDS.

262. NOT LUCY, NOT ANY OF THE EX-GIRLFRIENDS.

263. THAT'S FAIR, THAT'S COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE.

264. I'M GONNA BRING BACK THE YOUNG SOPHIA LOREN.

265. OKAY?

266. OKAY.

267. SOPHIA LOREN...

268. WHO WOULDN'T?

269. FROM CHERYL.

270. WOW.

271. HMM?

272. YEAH.

273. THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU GO, "WOW,

274. BLUE LABEL!"

275. YOU LIKE THAT?

276. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

277. YOU DRINK THAT?

278. YEAH, OF COURSE.

279. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

280. I'M CALL HER THIS AFTERNOON AND THANK HER.

281. DON'T DRINK IT ALL AT ONCE.

282. NO, I WON'T DRINK IT ALL ONCE.

283. GET A HOLD OF HER?

284. YEAH, YEAH, SHE TALKED TO THE DIRECTOR.

285. ALRIGHT, COOL.

286. SO, YOU MEETING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND FOR LUNCH?

287. HEY, HERE SHE IS.

288. HI, LUCY.

289. HEY.

290. ON THE STREET.

291. HI, HOW YOU DOING?

292. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

293. THIS IS JEFF GREENE, MY MANAGER.

294. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

295. VERY WELL, THANKS.

296. I KNOW YOU.

297. OH, REALLY?

298. YEAH, I SAW YOU IN THAT HURRICANE MOVIE.

299. OH, THAT'S SWEET,

300. YOU'RE THINKING OF JAMIE GERTZ.

301. WELL, SHE WAS IN THE TORNADO.

302. I DID AN ASTEROID.

303. ASTEROID, HURRICANE, SAME THING.

304. YOU WERE VERY GOOD.

305. THANK YOU.

306. SO?

307. WELL, WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE SOME LUNCH.

308. YEAH, I'M HUNGRY TOO.

309. WELL, THEY GOT SOME GOOD PLACES AROUND HERE.

310. PLACES AROUND HERE.

311. ONE IN TOWN,

312. RIGHT HERE, IT'S THE BEST ONE.

313. A GOOD LUNCH, THIS IS THE PLACE TO GO.

314. GREAT TO MEET YOU, ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.

315. THANK YOU.

316. WOW.

317. YOU'RE JUST A BIG BOWL OF WRONG.

318. OOH, GOODNIGHT, NURSE!

319. AND YOU DIDN'T GO THE THE PROM?

320. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A PROM.

321. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS.

322. A PROM EVEN EXISTED.

323. YOUR PARENTS, YOUR BROTHER,

324. DIDN'T ALERT YOU TO... ?

325. NO.

326. YOU'D THINK I WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IN SCHOOL,

327. BUT, I DIDN'T.

328. ANYWAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

329. I'M VERY CURIOUS AS TO WHY

330. TO LUNCH.

331. WELL, OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE DATING,

332. ABOUT MY STEPFATHER,

333. AND, WHAT HAPPENED?

334. YUP, YUP.

335. AND, DID NOT BREATHE A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE.

336. GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE

337. ABOUT THAT,

338. BUT, I KIND OF FEEL LIKE WHAT HAPPENED,

339. I FEEL LIKE IT'S

340. EFFECT MY LIFE, A LOT, NOW.

341. AND THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED AN INCEST SURVIVOR GROUP.

342. SO, I DON'T WANNA GO ALONE,

343. AND I WAS THINKING, MAYBE...

344. GO WITH ME?

345. TO SPELL IT OUT?

346. ME LARRY, PLEASE?

347. WITH YOU?

348. YEAH.

349. I DO THERE?

350. YOU'D JUST BE THERE WITH ME.

351. THERE'S NOBODY ELSE

352. GOING WITH?

353. LARRY, THERE'S

354. WHAT HAPPENED,

355. EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, MY STEPDAD.

356. I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BRING HIM.

357. WITH YOUR STEPFATHER,

358. IS THAT CONSIDERED INCEST?

359. GOD, LARRY!

360. NO, IF IT'S YOUR STEPFATHER, LARRY,

361. IT'S CONSIDERED A DATE!

362. TO YOUR ORDEAL, BUT...

363. OR NOT.

364. SO, I GUESS IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION,

365. BUT, THE ANSWER IS, "YES",

366. THAT INCEST.

367. IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE YOU DO IT.

368. I'LL GO, YEAH.

369. WITH THAT?

370. BE COMFORTABLE,

371. OKAY, SO...

372. UH, HI.

373. DOING HERE?

374. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE.

375. WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER,

376. I GO TO RESTAURANTS.

377. I GUESS WE'RE ALL HERE.

378. HI...

379. YEAH, YOU REMEMBER HER FROM...

380. AND THAT'S NANCY.

381. LUCY, HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

382. NANCY'S A FRIEND OF CHERYL'S,

383. OF MINE, TOO.

384. THANKS, LARRY.

385. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

386. LITTLE LUNCH.

387. SIT DOWN...

388. OH, NO, NO, NO.

389. SIT, SIT, WHY DON'T YOU SIT?

390. NO, NO, NO...

391. TIME ALONE.

392. WE'RE GONNA GO EAT.

393. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

394. AND YOU.

395. TO SEE YOU,

396. I KNEW I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.

397. YEAH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

398. MEET YOU.

399. BYE-BYE, LARRY.

400. BYE.

401. HEY!

402. HEY!

403. HEY, FAT MAN!

404. OH, MAN, LISTEN, UH,

405. LUNCH WITH.

406. IS SHE MARRIED?

407. UH-UH.

408. NO?

409. WITH ANYBODY?

410. HEY, YOU GOT HER NUMBER,

411. BY SOME CHANCE?

412. HER NUMBER FOR?

413. UH, JUST, REPRESENTATION STUFF.

414. WORKING WITH HER.

415. SO, YOU WANNA WORK WITH HER,

416. I UNDERSTAND.

417. HELP HER CAREER.

418. HER OUT, THAT'S ALL.

419. YEAH, I'LL CALL YOUR HOUSE,

420. AND I'LL LEAVE IT WITH SUSIE.

421. HOW'S THAT?

422. YOU KNOW WHAT?

423. AT THE OFFICE.

424. OKAY, I'LL LEAVE IT AT THE OFFICE.

425. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH, I APPRECIATE IT,

426. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

427. YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, HELPING HER OUT LIKE THAT.

428. I'M NOT A GOOD MAN, YOU'RE A GREAT MAN.

429. IS CYNTHIA,

430. AND I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR.

431. OKAY, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GUYS SAY,

432. "HELLO, CYNTHIA."

433. HELLO, CYNTHIA. HELLO, CYNTHIA.

434. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT, YOU'RE NEW.

435. YOU ALL

436. TO STEP FORWARD.

437. TO FEEL SAFE.

438. NUMBER ONE RULE HERE,

439. IN THIS ROOM,

440. STAYS IN THIS ROOM.

441. ANONYMITY HERE.

442. AND IF WE COULD, RIGHT NOW,

443. PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER,

444. OF SHARING.

445. WITH EACH OTHER.

446. THAT ALL BEING SAID, I WANT TO REMIND YOU,

447. WITH ME,

448. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

449. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

450. GOOD.

451. ON THAT NOTE, IF YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE.

452. UM, MY NAME'S GWENDOLYN,

453. AND I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR.

454. HELLO, GWENDOLYN.

455. IT'S REALLY SCARY TO SAY THAT.

456. WAS MY GRANDFATHER,

457. WHO'S A VERY DASHING, HANDSOME MAN.

458. TYRONE POWER.

459. AND HE WOULD MAKE A "Z"

460. AND THEN LATER, WITH HIS SWORD.

461. IN CASAIC.

462. PLATTERS OF GREAT FOOD,

463. MY FAVORITE DISH,

464. AMBROSIA, YOU KNOW,

465. AND THE CHERRIES.

466. ON MY FATHER'S SIDE

467. ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE

468. HOW TO MAKE IT.

469. INTO THE HOUSE,

470. INTO A BACK BEDROOM,

471. AND, BECAME OVERLY AVUNCULAR,

472. REALLY GOT ALONG.

473. HAVING SEX WITH ME,

474. AND TECHNIQUE,

475. AND, YOU KNOW, UNDERMINING EACH OTHER,

476. WHILE THEY WERE DOING IT.

477. THERE'S ONE MORE EVENT I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT.

478. I'M NOT SURE IF IT COUNTS.

479. IT WAS MY STEPBROTHER,

480. STEPBROTHER COUNT?

481. IT'S NOT A REALLY BLOOD RELATIVE.

482. SO, DOES IT COUNT?

483. STEP COUNTS.

484. REMEMBER THAT EVERYBODY, STEP COUNTS.

485. WELL, I THINK THAT I'LL SAVE IT

486. FOR ANOTHER MEETING.

487. I'VE TAKEN UP A LOT OF TIME.

488. YOU KNOW, IT

489. TO UNBURDEN MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

490. I DON'T HAVE TO CUT MYSELF

491. OR PUT CIGARETTES OUT...

492. SO, IT'S, LIKE,

493. MY FAMILY,

494. AND, THEY JUST DENY MY EXISTENCE, YOU KNOW?

495. "YOU'RE NOT THERE, YOU'RE NOT THERE."

496. I'M RIGHT HERE!

497. I WANNA SCREAM AT THEM, "I'M HERE, I'M HERE... !

498. I'M HERE!"

499. LETTING ME SHARE,

500. THANKS, SO MUCH.

501. THANK YOU, TRUDY.

502. THANKS.

503. THANK YOU.

504. THANK YOU.

505. OKAY, NEXT.

506. YOU'RE UP.

507. GO AHEAD.

508. MY NAME IS TODD,

509. AND, I'M AN INCEST SURVIVOR.

510. HI, TODD. HI, TODD.

511. HELLO.

512. I HAD SEX WITH MY UNCLE,

513. WHEN I WAS TWELVE.

514. IN GREAT NECK.

515. HE WAS A DOCTOR, AN OSTEOPATH.

516. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO,

517. BUT, I KNOW THEY'RE DOCTORS.

518. IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSCLES, I THINK.

519. THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, REALLY.

520. HAVE LUNCH WITH HER.

521. I KNOW.

522. IT'S SO DIFFERENT

523. YOU GUYS TOGETHER.

524. HEY, IF I LIKE HER SO MUCH,

525. WITH HER?

526. WITH HER?

527. OH, RIGHT, YES,

528. I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE,

529. WITH A WOMAN.

530. WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE...

531. FINE, YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR "VAGINA MONOLOGUES",

532. THANK YOU.

533. OH, SPEAKING OF,

534. I'M SUPPOSED TO TOMORROW AT 11:30.

535. WITH HER.

536. THAT'S GREAT.

537. WELL, IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM...

538. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, YEAH.

539. I'M NOT SAYING IMPOSSIBLE.

540. OKAY, SO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET THE DIRECTOR TOMORROW.

541. I DON'T HAVE THE CAR.

542. OH, WOULD YOU LIKE A RIDE?

543. MM-HMM.

544. YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

545. THANK YOU.

546. YOU'RE WELCOME.

547. LISTEN TO THIS, I SAY, "YOU LOOK GREAT.

548. "AND SHE SAYS, SO DO YOU.

549. "I SAY, BUT,

550. "THIS WHITE COTTON BRA AND UNDERPANTS.

551. "THEN SHE UNDRESSES ME SLOWLY.

552. "THE ALCOHOL HAS

553. "AND I'M LOOSE AND READY.

554. "SHE GENTLY AND SLOWLY

555. "AND JUST OUR BODIES RUBBING MAKES ME COME.

556. "THEN SHE DOES EVERYTHING

557. "THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS NASTY BEFORE,

558. "AND, WOW, I'M SO HOT,

559. SO WILD."

560. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

561. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING?

562. I'M INITIATING.

563. NO, NO, NO, LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO READ THIS

564. WOMAN TOMORROW.

565. COME ON, GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.

566. NO, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS!

567. AND WE'LL BE DONE.

568. WHY WOULD I?

569. "AFTERWARD, THE GORGEOUS LADY

570. "ABOUT MY VAGINA.

571. "SHE MAKES ME PLAY WITH

572. "AND SHE TELLS ME

573. "TO GIVE MYSELF PLEASURE,

574. SO I'LL NEVER NEED TO RELY ON A MAN."

575. ALL THE PILLOWS AWAY,

576. PILLOWS IN THE WORLD,

577. ADVERSELY?

578. YOU WOULD NOTICE IT?

579. WOULD BOTHER YOU,

580. LIKE, THROUGHOUT THE DAY...

581. "THERE'S NO PILLOWS ON THIS COUCH."

582. I KNOW AT NIGHT,

583. AN AFFECT AT NIGHT.

584. WHAT?

585. WHAT? A WORLD WITHOUT PILLOWS.

586. A "TWILIGHT ZONE" EPISODE,

587. ARE GONE.

588. NO PILLOWS.

589. THERE'S CUSHIONS TO SIT ON, BUT NO PILLOWS.

590. CHERYL?

591. WENDY, HI.

592. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

593. OH, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

594. I SAW YOU IN OF "COMPANY",

595. YEARS AGO.

596. SENSATIONAL.

597. THANK YOU.

598. TODD?

599. DOING HERE?

600. IT'S LARRY.

601. WAIT, DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

602. WELL, WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

603. OKAY, THIS IS MY HUSBAND, LARRY.

604. SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?

605. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS,

606. ON LAS PALMAS,

607. AND HE WAS

608. 'CAUSE I WAS READING "DOG FANCY" MAGAZINE.

609. RIGHT?

610. RIGHT, YEAH, AT THE NEWSSTAND.

611. HE WAS SO FUNNY, BY THE WAY.

612. SUCH A FUNNY HUSBAND.

613. BUT, YOU CALLED HIM "TODD".

614. IT'S THE NAME HE GAVE ME.

615. SAYING LARRY.

616. SO, I SAY "TODD" TO STRANGERS SOMETIMES.

617. ON OCCASION, I MAKE UP STUPID NAMES FOR MYSELF.

618. THAT MY NAME WAS "THOR"...

619. OKAY, ALRIGHT...

620. LET'S JUST WAIT A SECOND.

621. SEEMS VERY ODD.

622. LISTEN, LISTEN,

623. KNOW EACH OTHER?

624. TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.

625. IT'S JUST KIND OF PERSONAL.

626. OH, IT IS?

627. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS.

628. I AM SORRY, I'M SORRY.

629. TOO STRANGE FOR ME.

630. OH, NO, NO, CHERYL, DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE.

631. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER ACTRESS.

632. OH, PLEASE, CHERYL, DON'T DO THIS.

633. I'M BEGGING YOU.

634. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

635. LARRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

636. LISTEN, I WANNA MAKE ONE THING VERY CLEAR,

637. OF WHAT YOU HEARD.

638. DON'T WORRY, BETRAY YOU.

639. THANK YOU.

640. YOU'RE WELCOME.

641. HER GRANDFATHER!

642. HER UNCLES, BOTH UNCLES!

643. ONE ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE AND ONE ON HER FATHER'S SIDE,

644. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET ALONG!

645. WERE DOING IT,

646. WHO WAS GONNA GUARD THE DOOR.

647. WITH HER STEPBROTHER,

648. AND SHE WASN'T EVEN SURE IF THAT WAS INCEST OR NOT,

649. UNDERSTOOD,

650. THE GROUP LEADER.

651. THAT A STEP IS INCEST...

652. RIGHT.

653. AND SHE WASN'T EVEN DONE, SHE HAD MORE,

654. SHE HAD TO STOP, SHE'S GONNA FINISH NEXT WEEK.

655. THAT'S HORRIBLE, I HAD NO IDEA.

656. AND THE WHOLE TIME THEY'RE TELLING US ABOUT ANONYMITY.

657. YOU CAN'T SAY

658. ABOUT WHAT'S BEING SAID IN THE ROOM.

659. SO, NO WONDER.

660. WHAT CAN YOU SAY?

661. OH, MY GOD, AND THEN I STORMED OUT,

662. GET ANOTHER ACTRESS,

663. AND I'VE JUST RUINED ALL MY CHANCES.

664. WELL, I'M SURE THAT THEY DIDN'T FIND ANYBODY YET.

665. WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER UP?

666. I CAN'T CALL HER NOW.

667. WON'T SHE KNOW THAT YOU'VE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS?

668. 'CAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD WE HAVE RESOLVED IT SO QUICKLY?

669. RIGHT, RIGHT, SHE'LL KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU.

670. YEAH.

671. WE GONNA TELL HER?

672. WENDY, I JUST WANTED

673. THAT HAPPENED TODAY,

674. AND, I'VE BEEN

675. HOW YOU MET AT

676. ANONYMOUS MEETING.

677. RIGHT.

678. AND I'M NOT GONNA SAY A WORD,

679. CROSS MY HEART.

680. UNDERSTAND.

681. HIS CARDS OUT,

682. ON THE TABLE.

683. YOU KNOW WHAT?

684. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

685. UNTIL TODAY.

686. SO, IMAGINE WHAT WE'VE BEEN TALKING

687. BACK AND FORTH ABOUT.

688. SO, LISTEN, I JUST

689. FOR EVERYTHING, AND

690. THRILLED,

691. AND I'D BE HONORED IF I COULD DO THE PLAY...

692. YOU'VE RE-CAST ALREADY?

693. LUCY MONTONE?

694. WELL, THAT SEEMS SO SUDDEN.

695. I WAS JUST THERE.

696. CALLED YOU.

697. JEFF GREENE?

698. I DID THE NEW "DARK SHADOWS" FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS,

699. "ROCK COP".

700. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

701. THAT WAS GOOD, "ROCK COP".

702. WOW, BLUE LABEL.

703. YEP.

704. CHERYL DAVID.

705. THAT'S IRONIC.

706. DRIVING AFTER WE DRINK?

707. OH, WE'LL WAIT IT OUT.

708. HERE'S TO "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES".

709. HEY, HERE'S TO THE VAGINA.

710. HEY, THAT MUST BE NATHAN.

711. YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET IT.

712. HI, PLEASE COME IN.

713. OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

714. HI, HEY!

715. I'M LATE.

716. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

717. ON THE 405,

718. A ONE-CAR ACCIDENT, TERRIBLE ACCIDENT,

719. LOTS OF TRAFFIC, CONFUSION AND SO ON.

720. I'M A DOCTOR, I HAD TO STOP.

721. DO ANYTHING.

722. FINALLY, THEY GOT HIM OUT OF THE CAR,

723. BIG, BIG FAT GUY

724. AND A WOMAN, A REAL JAZZY NUMBER.

725. DRUNK OUT OF THEIR MINDS.

726. HE SEEMED OKAY,

727. BUT, SHE'S GONNA BE LAID UP FOR A WHILE,

728. I'M AFRAID.

729. SHE'S REALLY IN BAD SHAPE.

730. AND THIS CAR, THIS BEAUTIFUL CAR.

731. OH, CRUSHED.

732. A '57 CHEVY.

733. YOU KNOW, A CLASSIC.

734. CONVERTIBLE?

735. YEAH, CONVERTIBLE.

736. OH, I'D GIVE MY EYE TEETH FOR THAT THING.

737. RIGHT, RIGHT.

738. BE STARVED.

739. YEAH, WELL, I'M HUNGRY.

740. WANNA GO?

741. YEAH, LET'S GO.

742. YOU KNOW, JEFF HAS A '57 CHEVY CONVERTIBLE.

743. I KNOW... AND HE IS FAT.

744. HEY! HI!

745. OH, MY GOD.

746. ALRIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY LONG.

747. WISH YOU LUCK.

748. THANK YOU.

749. I WON'T KISS YOU,

750. IT'LL MESS UP YOUR MAKEUP.

751. NO, PLEASE.

752. GORGEOUS.

753. OH, THANK YOU.

754. YOU GOT THERE.

755. IT'S NOT A POMPADOUR.

756. NO, SOMEBODY SPENT

757. LOOK JUST LIKE THIS.

758. OH, GOSH, I'M TRYING TO SHAKE OUT THE NERVES...

759. OH, DON'T BE NERVOUS.

760. TO TALK ABOUT IT.

761. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW IT.

762. OKAY, THANK YOU.

763. EVERYBODY'S A COMEDIAN.

764. HE'S TAUGHT ME?

765. YEAH!

766. YOU GUYS OUT,

767. TO COLLECT MY THOUGHTS.

768. OKAY, UNCLE AND I, WE'LL BE GONE, GOODBYE.

769. HEY, HEY, HOW'S MY TROOPER?

770. DIRECTOR, WENDY.

771. THIS IS MY UNCLE, DR. GORDON.

772. HOW DO YOU DO?

773. THE OSTEOPATH?

774. YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?

775. GET OUT OF HERE.

776. WHAT?

777. GET OUT OF HERE!

778. GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING ECE OF SHIT!

779. GET OUT, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!

780. YOU FUCKING TURD! GET OUT OF HERE!

781. HOW DARE YOU?

782. OUTSIDE.

783. I'LL MEET YOU AFTER THE SHOW.

784. YOU FILTHY BEAST!

785. YOU COWARD!

786. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU COWARD!

788. ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P.

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