1. - You know what I was gargling there?
- Was it Yankee Doodle Dandy?Copy !req
2. - Yes.
- That was a good one.Copy !req
3. - Good guess.
- Yeah, that was pretty clear.Copy !req
4. So, my Uncle Nathan called
and he's coming to LA.Copy !req
5. And he wants to have dinner with us
on Thursday night.Copy !req
6. - Does that work?
- Yeah, you want to eat here?Copy !req
7. - No, we'd go out.
- Really?Copy !req
8. Yeah, that way we can get rid of him.Copy !req
9. - He's a talker?
- He's a lingerer.Copy !req
10. - Okay.
- I'm a malingerer and he's a lingerer.Copy !req
11. - All right, we'll go out Thursday.
- Okay, and also, this is a little weird...Copy !req
12. Jeff wants to see us
in his office tomorrow.Copy !req
13. - He wants to see us?
- You and me, together.Copy !req
14. He said not to worry,
he said he's got good news.Copy !req
15. - Oh, brother.
- I couldn't get it out of him.Copy !req
16. - I wonder what the good news is.
- I don't know, I can't even begin to imagine.Copy !req
17. - He's leaving show business?
- That would be good news.Copy !req
18. Although I don't think
he'd bill it as that.Copy !req
19. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
20. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure.Copy !req
21. I'm just curious, okay?Copy !req
22. Why am I the one
that always has to initiate sex?Copy !req
23. You ever thought about that?Copy !req
24. - Okay, I'll tell you why.
- Yeah.Copy !req
25. I got a cramp in my foot.Copy !req
26. - I'm available for sex all the time.
- Is that right?Copy !req
27. Basically.Copy !req
28. So, anytime you want to have it...Copy !req
29. you can have it.Copy !req
30. But, anytime I want to have it, I can't.Copy !req
31. Just assume that I want it all the time...Copy !req
32. so whenever you want it,
just tap me on the shoulder.Copy !req
33. Jesus, that's so not how it should go.Copy !req
34. Otherwise I'll be making moves all the time.
Do you want that?Copy !req
35. Do you want somebody
just mauling you all the time?Copy !req
36. - I will treat your breasts as if they're mine.
- Once in a while.Copy !req
37. I don't want you walking around like that.Copy !req
38. That's how I'll walk around. You know,
I need borders, I need boundaries.Copy !req
39. Okay, once in a while, give it a try,
that's all I'm saying, okay?Copy !req
40. All right, okay, all right.Copy !req
41. Not now.Copy !req
42. So, what's the deal here?
Why'd you call us down here for?Copy !req
43. This is very exciting,
I know you're busy with your charity work...Copy !req
44. and all that stuff, but I got a phone call
the other day from Wendy Praeger.Copy !req
45. - You know who Wendy Praeger is?
- Yeah, director, right?Copy !req
46. - Director.
- Theater director.Copy !req
47. She's directing The Vagina Monologues,
that show, in New York...Copy !req
48. and she's bringing
The Vagina Monologues out here, okay?Copy !req
49. I know, the title...Copy !req
50. "She's bringing The Vagina Monologues..."Copy !req
51. Good for you, Wendy, do you need help?Copy !req
52. She does, 'cause one of her actresses
dropped out...Copy !req
53. and I suggested you.Copy !req
54. - Are you kidding?
- No. No audition.Copy !req
55. She had seen you in a play years ago.Copy !req
56. And knew who you were,
and liked your work.Copy !req
57. Are you joking me?Copy !req
58. No, I'm not, as a matter of fact,
I have the script right here.Copy !req
59. She wants Cheryl to do
The Vagina Monologues?Copy !req
60. Yes, the only thing is,
it's opening in a week...Copy !req
61. but you don't have to learn any lines.
You can use the script on stage.Copy !req
62. Seriously.Copy !req
63. - I've never seen her so speechless before.
- I'm shocked, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
64. I didn't even have to sell you.Copy !req
65. Nancy saw this in New York
and said that it's, like, the biggest hit.Copy !req
66. You're involved
with The Vagina Monologues.Copy !req
67. Of course, you know, I've never actually
seen the vagina with my glasses on.Copy !req
68. I don't have any idea what it looks like,
it's all a hazy mystery to me.Copy !req
69. - Yeah, you don't need to look at it up close.
- I'm pro-vagina.Copy !req
70. I can't wait to read this, I don't even know
what to say to you right now.Copy !req
71. - Can I have her call you this afternoon?
- Please, yes.Copy !req
72. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
73. - That was so nice.
- Wasn't that nice of him?Copy !req
74. I'm shocked. I'd like to do
something nice for him.Copy !req
75. You should get him something. You could
get him a bottle of Scotch or something.Copy !req
76. Johnny Goldberg.Copy !req
77. Johnny Walker?Copy !req
78. - My God!
- Hi, Lucy.Copy !req
79. - It's great to see you.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
80. - You just look wonderful.
- Do I?Copy !req
81. - Look at you, getting some gray hair.
- Inside, I'm corroding.Copy !req
82. - No, you're a silver-haired fox.
- This is my wife, Cheryl.Copy !req
83. Lucy Montone.Copy !req
84. - Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
85. - Sorry.
- That's okay.Copy !req
86. Are you working,
what's going on in your life?Copy !req
87. I'm on drugs, you know, I'm all doped up.Copy !req
88. I don't do anything, yeah.Copy !req
89. It's true, I'm a drug addict now.Copy !req
90. I'm glad I'm seeing you,
because I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
91. I've been wanting to get in touch with you,
and here you are, you're here.Copy !req
92. She's an actress.Copy !req
93. - Are you an actress?
- Sometimes.Copy !req
94. - You're doing The Vagina Monologues?
- Yeah.Copy !req
95. She just got this today.Copy !req
96. I've been trying to get a reading for that,
and my agent's just dropped the ball.Copy !req
97. I just got lucky,
and his manager really was helpful.Copy !req
98. Yeah, great! So, it's nice to meet you.Copy !req
99. Yeah, so how do you guys
know each other?Copy !req
100. We used to go out.Copy !req
101. - But, she didn't like me much.
- I didn't like him very much.Copy !req
102. When he stopped actually being fun,
I stopped actually liking him.Copy !req
103. Good.Copy !req
104. It didn't go anywhere.Copy !req
105. You know what?
I'm gonna go wait in the car.Copy !req
106. I'm dying to really start reading this.
It was great meeting you.Copy !req
107. Congratulations on this. And your marriage
and all this wonderful stuff.Copy !req
108. I'd almost forgotten about that.Copy !req
109. Okay, I'll see you in a few minutes.Copy !req
110. - A couple of minutes.
- It was nice to meet you. Bye-bye.Copy !req
111. So, what else is new?Copy !req
112. I need the keys.Copy !req
113. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
114. Do me a favor, turn the air conditioner on,
make it a little cool in there.Copy !req
115. - I'll be just a second.
- Bye-bye, I hope I see you again.Copy !req
116. Yeah, nice meeting you.Copy !req
117. I'm really glad that I have run into you
because I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
118. I didn't know how to get in touch.
I want to us to get together...Copy !req
119. 'cause there's something
I'd like to talk to you about.Copy !req
120. - Tell me right now.
- No, this isn't really... It's kind of weird.Copy !req
121. We don't have a child, do we?Copy !req
122. Not that I know of, and,
I think I'd probably be aware of that one.Copy !req
123. Do you have time, Larry?
Come on, I'm serious.Copy !req
124. I guess, yeah.Copy !req
125. So, can we, maybe this week, have lunch?Copy !req
126. I guess I can have lunch, yeah.Copy !req
127. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
128. What are you doing?Copy !req
129. - I'm tapping you on the shoulder.
- You know what?Copy !req
130. I'm really not in the mood,
to tell you the truth.Copy !req
131. Is it all right if we don't do it?Copy !req
132. I'm sorry, is that okay?Copy !req
133. - You're not in the mood to do it?
- Not really.Copy !req
134. I'm sorry, is that okay?Copy !req
135. So, even if you wanted to do it,
you couldn't?Copy !req
136. - I can't do it, yeah.
- Why can't you do it tonight?Copy !req
137. The other night you just said
all I have to do is tap you on the shoulder...Copy !req
138. and you're ready.Copy !req
139. I'm kind of tapped out.Copy !req
140. Tapped out?Copy !req
141. You mean...Copy !req
142. Why would you do that?Copy !req
143. I don't know, it was there.Copy !req
144. I think it's a little interesting...Copy !req
145. that we just ran into that woman, Lucy.Copy !req
146. Do you think that's a coincidence?Copy !req
147. We ran into this woman,
who happens to have really large breasts...Copy !req
148. and really beautiful...Copy !req
149. So...Copy !req
150. You were thinking of this woman Lucy
the whole time you were...Copy !req
151. No, not the whole time. She made
a brief appearance and said, "Goodbye."Copy !req
152. Was I in the mix there?Copy !req
153. - What, you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
154. I wouldn't defile you like that.
You don't know what goes on there.Copy !req
155. You don't want any part of that world.
You don't want to be involved.Copy !req
156. It's complimentary to you
that you're not involved in that.Copy !req
157. But, you can bring your ex-girlfriends...Copy !req
158. I can degrade and defile her.Copy !req
159. You know, I have to say...Copy !req
160. I'm not crazy about you sitting around...Copy !req
161. thinking about Lucy Montone,
or other women...Copy !req
162. or ex-girlfriends that you know.Copy !req
163. Lucy Montone is out,
she's made her last appearance.Copy !req
164. That's it.Copy !req
165. - I didn't particularly care for her.
- Is that right?Copy !req
166. She's got a bad attitude,
doesn't take part in lesbian scenes...Copy !req
167. very hard to get along with.Copy !req
168. She's like a prima donna.
I don't need any prima donnas, you know.Copy !req
169. Yeah, no ex-girlfriends.Copy !req
170. Not Lucy, not any of the ex-girlfriends.Copy !req
171. That's fair, that's completely legitimate.Copy !req
172. I'm gonna bring back
the young Sophia Loren.Copy !req
173. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
174. - The young Sophia Loren...
- Who wouldn't?Copy !req
175. This is from Cheryl.Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. That's one of those things you go...
Wow! Blue Label!Copy !req
178. - You like that?
- That's unbelievable.Copy !req
179. - You drink that?
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
180. - That's what I thought.
- I'll call her and thank her.Copy !req
181. - Don't drink it all at once.
- No, I won't.Copy !req
182. - Did the director get a hold of her?
- Yeah, she talked to the director.Copy !req
183. All right, cool. So, you meeting
your ex-girlfriend for lunch?Copy !req
184. Here she is. Hi, Lucy.Copy !req
185. - Found a spot on the street.
- How you doing?Copy !req
186. - Good, how are you today?
- This is Jeff Greene, my manager.Copy !req
187. - How are you?
- Very well, thanks.Copy !req
188. - I know you.
- Really?Copy !req
189. Yeah, I saw you in that hurricane movie.Copy !req
190. That's sweet, but I think
you're thinking of Jami Gertz.Copy !req
191. - She was in the tornado.
- I did an asteroid.Copy !req
192. Asteroid, hurricane, same thing.Copy !req
193. - You were very good.
- Thank you.Copy !req
194. So?Copy !req
195. - We're gonna go have some lunch.
- Yeah, I'm hungry too.Copy !req
196. - They got some good places around here.
- They have great places around here.Copy !req
197. This is the best one in town, right here,
it's the best one.Copy !req
198. A good lunch, this is the place to go.Copy !req
199. - Great to meet you, enjoy your lunch.
- Thank you.Copy !req
200. You're just a big bowl of wrong.Copy !req
201. Good night, nurse!Copy !req
202. - You didn't go to the prom?
- I didn't know there was a prom.Copy !req
203. - I can't believe we never talked about this.
- I had no idea that a prom even existed.Copy !req
204. Your parents, your brother,
didn't alert you to...Copy !req
205. You'd think I would have heard about it
in school, but I didn't.Copy !req
206. Anyway, what's going on?Copy !req
207. I'm very curious
as to why you invited me to lunch.Copy !req
208. Okay, remember when we were dating...Copy !req
209. and I told you about my stepfather,
and, what happened?Copy !req
210. Yep.Copy !req
211. And, did not breathe a
word of it to anyone.Copy !req
212. Good, 'cause you're the only person
I ever told about that.Copy !req
213. But, I kind of feel like what happened...Copy !req
214. I feel like it's really starting
to affect my life a lot now.Copy !req
215. And there's something called
an incest survivor group.Copy !req
216. So, I don't want to go alone...Copy !req
217. and I was thinking, maybe...Copy !req
218. Could you go with me?Copy !req
219. Do you want me to spell it out?
Can you go with me?Copy !req
220. You want me to go
to the incest group with you?Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. What would I do there?Copy !req
223. You'd just be there with me.Copy !req
224. There's nobody else
you feel comfortable going with?Copy !req
225. Nobody else knows about what happened,
except for, you know, my stepdad.Copy !req
226. I'm not gonna bring him.Copy !req
227. Are you sure that you qualify with your
stepfather? Is that considered incest?Copy !req
228. God, Larry!Copy !req
229. No, if it's your stepfather, Larry,
it's considered a date.Copy !req
230. With all due respect to your ordeal...Copy !req
231. but I was just wondering
if they consider that incest or not.Copy !req
232. So, I guess it's a legitimate question,
but, the answer is, "Yes."Copy !req
233. They consider that incest.Copy !req
234. - If you don't want to go, I'm not gonna...
- I'll go, yeah.Copy !req
235. Are you comfortable with that?Copy !req
236. I want you to be comfortable,
I want you to be okay, so...Copy !req
237. What are you doing here?
I didn't know you were gonna be here.Copy !req
238. Sometimes when we're not together,
I go to restaurants.Copy !req
239. I guess we're all here.Copy !req
240. Yeah, you remember her from...Copy !req
241. And that's Nancy.Copy !req
242. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
243. Nancy's a friend of Cheryl's,
and a friend of mine, too.Copy !req
244. - Thanks, Larry.
- So, what's going on?Copy !req
245. Just a little lunch.Copy !req
246. - Do you want to sit down?
- No.Copy !req
247. Sit, why don't you sit?Copy !req
248. No, we really need...Copy !req
249. We need our time alone.Copy !req
250. We're gonna go eat.Copy !req
251. Good to see you. And you.Copy !req
252. It was great to see you,
I knew I'd see you again.Copy !req
253. It was nice to meet you.Copy !req
254. - Bye-bye, Larry.
- Bye.Copy !req
255. Fat man!Copy !req
256. Man, listen...Copy !req
257. that chick you had lunch with...Copy !req
258. Is she married?Copy !req
259. Is she going out with anybody?Copy !req
260. - You got her number, by some chance?
- What do you want her number for?Copy !req
261. Just representation stuff.Copy !req
262. - Talk to her about working with her.
- You want to work with her, I understand.Copy !req
263. - You just want to help her career.
- Just want to help her out, that's all.Copy !req
264. I'll call your house,
and leave it with Susie.Copy !req
265. - How's that?
- You know what?Copy !req
266. - Just leave it at the office.
- Is that a problem?Copy !req
267. I'll leave it at the office.Copy !req
268. Thank you, I appreciate it,
you're a good man.Copy !req
269. You're a great guy, helping her out like that.
I'm not a good man, you're a great man.Copy !req
270. My name is Cynthia,
and I'm an incest survivor.Copy !req
271. Okay, this is the part where you guys say,
"Hello, Cynthia."Copy !req
272. Hello, Cynthia.Copy !req
273. You'll get used to it, you're new.Copy !req
274. I want to commend you all
for having the courage to step forward.Copy !req
275. I want you all to feel safe.Copy !req
276. And this is our number-one rule here:Copy !req
277. What is said in this room,
stays in this room.Copy !req
278. We have total anonymity here.Copy !req
279. And if we could, right now,
put our hands together...Copy !req
280. and this sort of establishes
a circle of sharing.Copy !req
281. I want you all
to feel comfortable with each other.Copy !req
282. That all being said,
I want to remind you...Copy !req
283. and say this with me:Copy !req
284. "It's not my fault."Copy !req
285. It's not my fault.Copy !req
286. Good. On that note, if you'd like to share.Copy !req
287. My name's Gwendolyn,
and I'm an incest survivor.Copy !req
288. Hello, Gwendolyn.Copy !req
289. It's really scary to say that.Copy !req
290. My first perpetrator was my grandfather...Copy !req
291. who's a very dashing, handsome man.Copy !req
292. He looked like Tyrone Power.Copy !req
293. He would come into my room
wearing a mask...Copy !req
294. and we would play "Zorro and Consuelo"...Copy !req
295. and he would make a "Z"
on my tummy with a feather...Copy !req
296. and then later, with his sword.Copy !req
297. The next incident was
at a family reunion...Copy !req
298. up at our house in Castaic.Copy !req
299. They had laid out platters of great food,
one of which was my favorite dish...Copy !req
300. ambrosia, you know,
that fruit salad with the marshmallows...Copy !req
301. and the coconut and the cherries.Copy !req
302. And my Uncle Pete on my father's side...Copy !req
303. and my Uncle Ned on my mother's side...Copy !req
304. approached me and told me
that they could help me with the recipe...Copy !req
305. and teach me how to make it.Copy !req
306. So they took me into the house,
into a back bedroom...Copy !req
307. and, became overly avuncular...Copy !req
308. which was really odd
because they never really got along.Copy !req
309. And they were even bickering
while they were having sex with me...Copy !req
310. arguing about
who was gonna stand guard...Copy !req
311. and positions and technique,
and, you know, undermining each other...Copy !req
312. berating each other
while they were doing it.Copy !req
313. There's one more event I'd like to talk about.
I'm not sure if it counts.Copy !req
314. It was my stepbrother.
Does a stepbrother count?Copy !req
315. It's not really a blood relative.Copy !req
316. - So, does it count?
- Step counts.Copy !req
317. Remember that everybody: Step counts.Copy !req
318. I think that I'll save it for another meeting.
I've taken up a lot of time.Copy !req
319. It really feels good
to unburden myself, you know.Copy !req
320. This means that today I don't have
to cut myself or put cigarettes out...Copy !req
321. So, it's, like...Copy !req
322. I go to visit my family...Copy !req
323. and, they just deny
my existence, you know?Copy !req
324. "You're not there, you're not there."Copy !req
325. And I'm here!Copy !req
326. I want to scream at them,
"I'm here, I'm here!Copy !req
327. "I'm here!"Copy !req
328. Thanks for letting me share,
thanks so much.Copy !req
329. - Thank you, Trudy.
- Thanks.Copy !req
330. Thank you.Copy !req
331. Okay, next.Copy !req
332. You're up.Copy !req
333. Go ahead.Copy !req
334. My name is Todd...Copy !req
335. and I'm an incest survivor.Copy !req
336. - Hi, Todd.
- Hi, Todd.Copy !req
337. Hello.Copy !req
338. I had sex with my uncle...Copy !req
339. when I was 12.Copy !req
340. He lived in Great Neck.Copy !req
341. He was a doctor, an osteopath.Copy !req
342. I don't even know what they do,
but I know they're doctors.Copy !req
343. It's something to do with muscles, I think.Copy !req
344. That's neither here nor there, really.Copy !req
345. - I told you I was gonna have lunch with her.
- I know.Copy !req
346. It's so different to walk in
and actually see you guys together.Copy !req
347. If I like her so much,
how come I broke up with her?Copy !req
348. You broke up with her?Copy !req
349. Right, yes, I know that's impossible...Copy !req
350. for an idiot like me
to ever break up with a woman.Copy !req
351. It just seems like...Copy !req
352. Fine, you can go back
to your Vagina Monologues. Thank you.Copy !req
353. Speaking of, I'm supposed to meet
the director tomorrow at 11:30.Copy !req
354. I broke up with her. That's great.Copy !req
355. - It just doesn't seem...
- It's impossible, yeah.Copy !req
356. I'm not saying that.Copy !req
357. You're supposed to meet
the director tomorrow.Copy !req
358. I don't have the car.Copy !req
359. Would you like a ride?Copy !req
360. I'll give you a ride.Copy !req
361. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
362. Listen to this, "I say, 'You look great.'Copy !req
363. "And she says, 'So do you.'Copy !req
364. "I say, 'But I only have
this white cotton bra and underpants.'Copy !req
365. "Then she undresses me slowly.Copy !req
366. "The alcohol has gone to my head
and I'm loose and ready.Copy !req
367. "She gently and slowly
lays me out on the bed...Copy !req
368. "and just our bodies rubbing
makes me come.Copy !req
369. "Then she does everything to me
and my vagina...Copy !req
370. "that I always thought was nasty before...Copy !req
371. "And, wow, I'm so hot...Copy !req
372. "so wild."Copy !req
373. - What are you doing?
- What do you mean? I'm initiating.Copy !req
374. No, listen, I've got to read this
before I meet this woman tomorrow.Copy !req
375. Come on, give me five minutes.Copy !req
376. No, I am in the middle of this!Copy !req
377. - Two minutes and we'll be done.
- Why would I?Copy !req
378. "Afterward, the gorgeous lady
teaches me everything about my vagina.Copy !req
379. "She makes me play with myself
in front of her...Copy !req
380. "and she tells me to always know
how to give myself pleasure...Copy !req
381. "so I'll never need to rely on a man."Copy !req
382. If they took all the pillows away,
there was no more pillows in the world...Copy !req
383. do you think that would
affect you adversely?Copy !req
384. Do you think you would notice it?Copy !req
385. Do you think it would bother you
throughout the day?Copy !req
386. "There's no pillows on this couch."Copy !req
387. I know at night,
it would have an effect at night.Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. A world without pillows. A Twilight Zone
episode, all the pillows, gone.Copy !req
390. There are no pillows.
There's cushions to sit on, but no pillows.Copy !req
391. - It is such a pleasure to meet you.
- The pleasure is all mine.Copy !req
392. I saw you in a production of Company
in New York years ago.Copy !req
393. You were sensational.Copy !req
394. Thank you.Copy !req
395. Todd?Copy !req
396. What are you doing here?Copy !req
397. - It's "Larry."
- Wait, do you guys know each other?Copy !req
398. We can't talk about it.Copy !req
399. Okay, this is my husband, Larry.Copy !req
400. So, how do you know her?Copy !req
401. You know what it was,
it was that newsstand on Las Palmas...Copy !req
402. and he was teasing me
'cause I was reading Dog Fancy magazine.Copy !req
403. - Right?
- Right, yeah, at the newsstand.Copy !req
404. He was so funny, by the way.Copy !req
405. You are so lucky
to have such a funny husband.Copy !req
406. But, you called him "Todd."Copy !req
407. It's the name he gave me.Copy !req
408. I get sick of saying "Larry."
So, I say "Todd" to strangers sometimes.Copy !req
409. On occasion,
I make up stupid names for myself.Copy !req
410. I have told people
that my name was "Thor"...Copy !req
411. Okay, all right...Copy !req
412. Let's just wait a second.Copy !req
413. This just seems very odd.
Listen, do you guys know each other?Copy !req
414. You have nothing to be worried about.
It's just kind of personal.Copy !req
415. It is?Copy !req
416. I can't deal with this. I am sorry.Copy !req
417. - This is too strange for me.
- No, Cheryl, don't do this, please.Copy !req
418. - You're gonna have to find another actress.
- Please, Cheryl, don't do this.Copy !req
419. I'm begging you. It's not what you think.Copy !req
420. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
421. I want to make one thing very clear.Copy !req
422. You cannot mention one word...Copy !req
423. Don't worry. I would never betray you.Copy !req
424. Thank you.Copy !req
425. You're welcome.Copy !req
426. She had sex with her grandfather,
and both her uncles...Copy !req
427. One on her mother's side,
one on her father's side.Copy !req
428. While they did it, they were
fighting over who'd guard the door.Copy !req
429. Then she had sex with her stepbrother.Copy !req
430. She wasn't even sure if that was incest,
and I completely understood.Copy !req
431. She even asked the group leader.
The group leader said that it is incest.Copy !req
432. She wasn't even done, she had more.Copy !req
433. She had to stop,
she's gonna finish next week.Copy !req
434. That's horrible, I had no idea.Copy !req
435. The whole time
they're telling us about anonymity.Copy !req
436. You can't say anything
about what's being said in the room.Copy !req
437. - No wonder.
- I had no choice.Copy !req
438. My God! Then I stormed out,
and I told her to get another actress...Copy !req
439. and ruined all my chances.Copy !req
440. I'm sure they didn't find anybody yet.
Why don't you call her up?Copy !req
441. I can't call her now.
Won't she know you've told me this?Copy !req
442. How else would we have resolved it so fast?Copy !req
443. - Right. She'll know that I told you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
444. What the hell are we gonna tell her?Copy !req
445. Wendy, I just wanted to tell you
how sorry I am...Copy !req
446. about everything that happened today.Copy !req
447. I've been talking to Larry...Copy !req
448. and he told me all about how you met
at the Gamblers Anonymous meeting.Copy !req
449. Right.Copy !req
450. And I'm not gonna say a word,
cross my heart.Copy !req
451. I completely understand.Copy !req
452. Larry has laid his cards out on the table.Copy !req
453. He's not...Copy !req
454. You know what?Copy !req
455. I didn't even know
he had a gambling problem until today.Copy !req
456. So, imagine what we've been talking
back and forth about.Copy !req
457. I just wanted to apologize for everything,
and I wanted to let you know...Copy !req
458. that I am absolutely thrilled...Copy !req
459. and I'd be honored if
I could do the play...Copy !req
460. You've re-cast already?Copy !req
461. Lucy Montone?Copy !req
462. That seems so sudden. I was just there.Copy !req
463. Her manager called you. Jeff Greene?Copy !req
464. I did the new Dark Shadows for some years,
and then I did Rock Cop.Copy !req
465. That was good, Rock Cop.Copy !req
466. - Blue Label.
- Yep.Copy !req
467. It was a gift from Cheryl David.Copy !req
468. That's ironic. Are you gonna be all right
driving after we drink?Copy !req
469. - We'll wait it out.
- Here's to The Vagina Monologues.Copy !req
470. Here's to the vagina.Copy !req
471. - That must be Nathan.
- Yeah. I'll get it.Copy !req
472. Hi! Please come in. Good to see you.Copy !req
473. - I am so sorry I'm late.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
474. There was an accident on the 405,
a one-car accident.Copy !req
475. Terrible accident.
Lots of traffic, confusion, and so on.Copy !req
476. I'm a doctor, I had to stop.
Not that I could do anything.Copy !req
477. Finally, they got him out of the car...Copy !req
478. Big fat guy, and a woman,
a real jazzy number.Copy !req
479. Both of them
obviously drunk out of their minds.Copy !req
480. He seemed okay...Copy !req
481. but she's gonna be laid up for a while,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
482. She's really in bad shape.
And this car, this beautiful car.Copy !req
483. Crushed. A '57 Chevy.Copy !req
484. - Really?
- A classic.Copy !req
485. - Convertible?
- Yeah, convertible.Copy !req
486. - I'd give my eye teeth for that thing.
- Right.Copy !req
487. - You guys must be starved.
- Yeah, I'm hungry.Copy !req
488. - Want to go?
- Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
489. - Jeff has a '57 Chevy convertible.
- I know, and he is fat.Copy !req
490. Hi! Oh, my God.Copy !req
491. We're not gonna stay long.
We just came to wish you luck.Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. - I won't kiss you, it'll mess up your makeup.
- No, please.Copy !req
494. - But you look gorgeous.
- Thank you.Copy !req
495. - Look at that pompadour.
- It's not a pompadour.Copy !req
496. Somebody spent a lot of time
getting my hair to look just like this.Copy !req
497. - I'm trying to shake out the nerves...
- Don't be nervous.Copy !req
498. You only have to talk about it.
Not show it.Copy !req
499. Okay, thank you. Everybody's a comedian.Copy !req
500. - See how much he's taught me?
- Yeah!Copy !req
501. I hate to run you guys out,
but I need time to collect my thoughts.Copy !req
502. Uncle and I, we'll be gone. Goodbye.
You're gonna do great.Copy !req
503. How's my trooper?Copy !req
504. This is the director, Wendy.
This is my uncle, Dr. Gordon.Copy !req
505. How do you do?Copy !req
506. The osteopath?Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. - How'd you know?
- Get out of here.Copy !req
509. - What?
- Get out of here!Copy !req
510. Get out of here, you fucking piece of shit!
Get out, you filthy animal!Copy !req
511. Wendy, that's not...Copy !req
512. You fucking turd! Get out of here!Copy !req
513. How dare you?Copy !req
514. Wait for me outside.
I'll meet you after the show.Copy !req
515. You filthy beast! You coward!Copy !req
516. You fucking asshole, you coward!Copy !req