1. Cheryl, come here for a second.Copy !req
2. What?Copy !req
3. Look at this.Copy !req
4. - What's going on?
- Yeah, what's going on?Copy !req
5. - It's just material.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
6. - But really, look at these pants.
- I've seen pants bunch up...Copy !req
7. I have never seen
a bunch-up like this in my life.Copy !req
8. - This is like a five-inch bunch-up I got here.
- You don't have to play with it.Copy !req
9. Is it a bad thing?
Maybe it's not such a bad thing.Copy !req
10. 'Cause you want people to think
you constantly have an erection?Copy !req
11. - Is it bad for me to walk around like that?
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
12. - I got a tent.
- It's a big one.Copy !req
13. You want to go
to that Dustin Hoffman movie tonight?Copy !req
14. It's Monday.
What do I do on Monday nights?Copy !req
15. I don't know, what? You take a bath?Copy !req
16. - Yoga.
- You don't have to do it every Monday.Copy !req
17. Yes, I do.Copy !req
18. - I don't have anybody to go with.
- Go by yourself.Copy !req
19. - Maybe I'll call Richard Lewis.
- Call Richard Lewis.Copy !req
20. Richie boy!Copy !req
21. What are you doing?Copy !req
22. I was thinking about going to see
that Dustin Hoffman movie.Copy !req
23. You're kidding.Copy !req
24. Yeah, at the Crest.Copy !req
25. Yeah, okay, I'll...Copy !req
26. Sure, no, I don't care, no, that's fine.Copy !req
27. 9:00.Copy !req
28. All right, I'll see you later, probably.
I'm not sure if I'm going.Copy !req
29. Otherwise, I'll see you on Saturday night.
All right, bye.Copy !req
30. So, is he going?Copy !req
31. Yeah, he's going, but you know,
he's got a date and...Copy !req
32. - Is this his new girl?
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. We're having dinner with them on Saturday.Copy !req
34. - What is she like?
- I don't know, I've never met her.Copy !req
35. He could've invited me to go
along with him. What's the big deal?Copy !req
36. He's going to the same movie
at the same time.Copy !req
37. - He has a date!
- So what?Copy !req
38. You don't ask somebody
to go to the movies when you have a date.Copy !req
39. Here.Copy !req
40. Hello?Copy !req
41. Hey, Nancy.Copy !req
42. Just hanging around, talking to Larry.Copy !req
43. What are you doing? Really?Copy !req
44. You know what?
You should go to the movies with Larry.Copy !req
45. Yeah. He's going
to that Dustin Hoffman movie.Copy !req
46. Yeah, no, he would love to go with you.
This is perfect, hold on.Copy !req
47. She wants to go.Copy !req
48. Hello?Copy !req
49. Hello?Copy !req
50. Jeff!Copy !req
51. - How you doing?
- I can't believe I got you in your car.Copy !req
52. I'm your manager, I'm always available.Copy !req
53. I love that.Copy !req
54. - What's going on?
- Nothing, I'm going to the movies.Copy !req
55. Who you going with?Copy !req
56. My wife tells her friend I'm looking
for somebody to go to the movies with...Copy !req
57. so I'm going to the movies with my
wife's friend, who I find really annoying.Copy !req
58. Forget about that tonight.
You wanna play golf this weekend?Copy !req
59. - I don't know, I'll have to ask Hitler.
- Hitler?Copy !req
60. - Who's he talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
61. Listen, who's in your car?Copy !req
62. Just my parents, they're in town.Copy !req
63. - Get me off the speakerphone, please!
- Hold on.Copy !req
64. - Now you're off the speakerphone.
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
65. I thought this was a private conversation!Copy !req
66. - I didn't know anybody else was in your car!
- Hold on.Copy !req
67. Relax back there!Copy !req
68. - Hello.
- Forget it.Copy !req
69. - I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- All right, call me tomorrow, bye.Copy !req
70. Goodbye.Copy !req
71. Excuse me.Copy !req
72. - Is that a problem for you?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
73. - That's exactly right.
- Be a little nicer about it and just go by.Copy !req
74. You make this big
sigh, I'm trying to get by.Copy !req
75. - I'm sitting here. Please enter the other way.
- Please move your legs.Copy !req
76. Are you looking at my breasts?Copy !req
77. I'm not looking at your breasts,
I'm trying to get to my seat.Copy !req
78. - He's looking at my breasts.
- Yeah, your special breasts.Copy !req
79. - Just excuse me, please?
- Please go by without stepping on my foot.Copy !req
80. You wear that 'cause you want people
to look at your shoes, right?Copy !req
81. Prick!Copy !req
82. Can you believe that? Did you hear that?Copy !req
83. - I did.
- Jerk.Copy !req
84. - I hate her.
- What a sick fuck.Copy !req
85. I hate her, man.Copy !req
86. She doesn't even move her knees
to let somebody in?Copy !req
87. She's sitting on the aisle.
She doesn't expect somebody to come in?Copy !req
88. I'm so sorry, you okay?Copy !req
89. You all right?
You got really upset, didn't you?Copy !req
90. Don't worry, it's over now.Copy !req
91. - Shit, there she is.
- Yo, "D"!Copy !req
92. You came! This is one of my best friends.Copy !req
93. - This is Larry David.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
94. - This is Sofia. And...
- Nancy.Copy !req
95. - I'm a huge fan of yours.
- Friend of Cheryl's.Copy !req
96. You're so funny.Copy !req
97. You know,
only on deeply religious holidays.Copy !req
98. - Did you like the film?
- Yeah, not bad.Copy !req
99. - It was great.
- It was fabulous.Copy !req
100. Why don't we go
and get a little cappuccino and some pizza.Copy !req
101. - On me, on me!
- It's too late for cappuccino.Copy !req
102. I'll be up till 5:00 in the morning
if I have a cup of coffee now.Copy !req
103. Did you ever hear the word "decaf"?Copy !req
104. Decaf doesn't work that well.
That'll keep me up till 2:00.Copy !req
105. I get the distinct feeling
that I'm, like, Himmler's ghost.Copy !req
106. - No.
- It's late anyway, I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
107. What about dinner?
Are we still on for dinner Saturday?Copy !req
108. We're going out with the Davids
Saturday night.Copy !req
109. We're gonna meet his wife.Copy !req
110. We're gonna go out. Let's make it
like a leisurely dinner, if you don't mind.Copy !req
111. - What does that mean? Leisurely?
- Somewhere between 2 and 20 hours.Copy !req
112. - I don't know.
- I don't know what that means.Copy !req
113. I love you, nice to meet you.
Hope I see you again.Copy !req
114. All right, I'll see you Saturday.
You sure everything's all right?Copy !req
115. - How was the movie?
- Not bad.Copy !req
116. So, not quite sure how to tell you this...Copy !req
117. but I think your friend, Nancy...Copy !req
118. thinks she got me aroused in the movie.Copy !req
119. Why would she think that?Copy !req
120. Because of the tent in the pants,
and she looked down.Copy !req
121. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
122. She thought that
there was some garbage there.Copy !req
123. She looked over
and she looked at your crotch?Copy !req
124. She looked at it. She looked down.Copy !req
125. What was her reaction?Copy !req
126. - Like it was awkward.
- There was a little twinkle.Copy !req
127. You're sure that she looked over
and thought that you were excited?Copy !req
128. 90 percent sure. Can't be 100 percent sure.Copy !req
129. That's really weird.Copy !req
130. - I know, it's very weird.
- It's very creepy.Copy !req
131. - I told you about these pants!
- I know, it's just material. It's obvious...Copy !req
132. It's not obvious! Look.Copy !req
133. She didn't say anything to you about it?Copy !req
134. - You didn't say anything...
- No, there was no time, the movie started.Copy !req
135. And you weren't?Copy !req
136. - What?
- You weren't aroused?Copy !req
137. - No, look at this!
- I'm making sure.Copy !req
138. I told you about the pants,
you didn't believe me. You scoffed.Copy !req
139. Because any idiot could tell
that was just material.Copy !req
140. She's your friend.Copy !req
141. Maybe I'll call her.Copy !req
142. No, don't do that, that's crazy.Copy !req
143. By the way, I've got some more news, too...Copy !req
144. in case this wasn't enough for you.Copy !req
145. We're not going out with Richard Lewis
and his girlfriend on Saturday.Copy !req
146. - That's out.
- Why?Copy !req
147. I got in a fight with his girlfriend...Copy !req
148. before the movie started.Copy !req
149. Larry, why? How in the world
could you get in a fight with...Copy !req
150. It wasn't my fault.
I was trying to get to my seat.Copy !req
151. She wouldn't let me go and we got...
He wasn't there.Copy !req
152. I'll tell you about it,
I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
153. Jeff called and left a message
on the machine.Copy !req
154. And he said that he's sorry.Copy !req
155. - What does that mean?
- I don't know.Copy !req
156. If he leaves that message,
you don't know what it means?Copy !req
157. He's sorry?Copy !req
158. Like you would know
what that message meant.Copy !req
159. - What happened?
- That's weird. I have no idea.Copy !req
160. - You have no idea what happened?
- No.Copy !req
161. - He'd leave a message saying...
- I'm thinking about it.Copy !req
162. I don't know what he's talking about.
I'll talk to him tomorrow.Copy !req
163. - Strange night?
- Yeah, very strange.Copy !req
164. Hello? Yeah.Copy !req
165. Do you know
how much longer he's gonna be?Copy !req
166. So, it was really uncool to just leave
that message, "I'm sorry," on my machine...Copy !req
167. 'cause my wife,
she asked me, "What is he sorry about?"Copy !req
168. And I had no answer.Copy !req
169. I'm sorry.Copy !req
170. I'm not gonna say I called her "Hitler"
and your parents heard it in the car.Copy !req
171. No.Copy !req
172. Okay, you know what?
I'm just gonna call back.Copy !req
173. And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again.Copy !req
174. We'll think of something.Copy !req
175. - What are you writing?
- I'm writing Kathy Griffin a letter of apology.Copy !req
176. Why? What did you do?Copy !req
177. We did nothing to each other...Copy !req
178. but just every week,
I end up writing her an apology letter.Copy !req
179. What a job you have.
You have to write people letters?Copy !req
180. - I know.
- It's ridiculous.Copy !req
181. It's crazy.
Kathy's the only one I don't understand.Copy !req
182. What if Kathy called you up...Copy !req
183. and said that she wanted me
to write a pilot for her...Copy !req
184. and you said, no, I wasn't available,
without consulting me.Copy !req
185. If my wife ever asks me again, which I'm
sure she will, that's what I could tell her.Copy !req
186. - That's why you said you were sorry.
- Great, wonderful.Copy !req
187. - You like that?
- Yes, very much.Copy !req
188. - It's quite good, isn't it?
- So, we're lying together.Copy !req
189. So that's our story,
in case my wife ever talks to you, Kathy...Copy !req
190. "Kathy Griffin called him up...Copy !req
191. "and he said
I couldn't write the pilot for her...Copy !req
192. "without even asking me. He's an idiot."Copy !req
193. - Who is?
- You are, I'm talking to my wife now.Copy !req
194. "He's a big, fat idiot."Copy !req
195. - Big, fat idiot?
- Come on.Copy !req
196. Tell her I'm an idiot,
don't say I'm a fat idiot.Copy !req
197. - I'm kidding.
- Could you do me a favor?Copy !req
198. - Write me a letter of apology.
- I will.Copy !req
199. For calling me a fat idiot, listen.Copy !req
200. The other night when you called your wife
"Hitler"? My parents were in the back?Copy !req
201. We had a gay cousin
that escaped Nazi Germany...Copy !req
202. so my parents are very sensitive to it.Copy !req
203. - Talk about being ostracized.
- Yeah.Copy !req
204. - Gay Jew in Nazi Germany?
- Yeah.Copy !req
205. - He must have had a hard time.
- Yep.Copy !req
206. What a combo.Copy !req
207. Can you do me a favor?
This afternoon, come by the house...Copy !req
208. and apologize to my parents.
It's for me, they're here for another week.Copy !req
209. My dad wants me to drop you as a client!Copy !req
210. He keeps telling me every day,
"Drop him as a client!"Copy !req
211. Because of one stupid little joke
I made in the car?Copy !req
212. - One stupid, little thing.
- Because of the gay Jew cousin?Copy !req
213. They're very sensitive about it...Copy !req
214. of the gay Jew cousin.
I gotta go meet them for lunch.Copy !req
215. I'll be home this
afternoon. Please come by.Copy !req
216. Don't ever put me
on a speakerphone in your car...Copy !req
217. - if anybody's sitting there again!
- If I'm alone, it's okay.Copy !req
218. Okay, but can you do me a favor, please?
Tell my parents you're sorry.Copy !req
219. Quickly zip in, zip out,
and tell them, all right?Copy !req
220. Have you heard of this new restaurant
called Mama's Boy?Copy !req
221. Yeah, I heard it's great.Copy !req
222. Good, Cheryl and I
are going on Saturday night.Copy !req
223. - We have reservations.
- With Lewis and his girlfriend?Copy !req
224. No, we were supposed to,
but that fell through.Copy !req
225. - I should take my parents there.
- You should.Copy !req
226. "Mama's Boy."Copy !req
227. Nobody is gonna wanna see her
on another awards show.Copy !req
228. No, okay, I gotta go.Copy !req
229. All right, bye.Copy !req
230. - Did Richard Lewis call?
- Yes, and he's coming over.Copy !req
231. So, it'll probably be
a few minutes from now.Copy !req
232. Bob Shaw called. He just wanted to say hi.Copy !req
233. - And your wife called twice.
- Okay, I don't need that.Copy !req
234. Q-tips? Okay. Yeah, I'm writing it down.Copy !req
235. A color wrap.Copy !req
236. Is that tin foil or plastic?Copy !req
237. Is that Saran Wrap?Copy !req
238. No, I don't know.Copy !req
239. That's what I thought, okay.Copy !req
240. Yes, as a matter of fact I did.Copy !req
241. What happened was,
Kathy Griffin had called him...Copy !req
242. about the possibility
of me writing a pilot for her.Copy !req
243. She was interested in me writing a pilot
for her, he never told me about it.Copy !req
244. He just said no without telling me.
So, that's what he said he was sorry about.Copy !req
245. Okay, yeah, I love you, too. Okay, bye.Copy !req
246. - Why are you looking at me like that?
- Because I've never been married.Copy !req
247. I think I'm in love
and you might have ruined this for me.Copy !req
248. Come on, "ruined it."
If I did, I did you a favor, by the way.Copy !req
249. That's one of the most insensitive things
you've ever said.Copy !req
250. I don't think it's
insensitive. It's sensitive.Copy !req
251. - I do.
- Let me tell you something.Copy !req
252. Now, this is a woman
who knows seven languages.Copy !req
253. She's very sweet. I'm taking a
leak, the movie's about to start.Copy !req
254. Look at me, can you look, can you
respect... I drove down in rush hour.Copy !req
255. And those seats are like this.Copy !req
256. - She tried.
- She didn't try.Copy !req
257. "Do you mind? Can't you move?"Copy !req
258. And then, here's the coup de grãce,
you look at her breasts!Copy !req
259. You're looking at my girlfriend's breasts!Copy !req
260. First of all, they're not breasts,
they're just big chemical balls, okay?Copy !req
261. - How do you know they're fake?
- I could take a guess.Copy !req
262. - Maybe they are fake, what's the big deal?
- Nothing, don't call them breasts.Copy !req
263. First of all, I'm getting...
I have that irregular heart thing.Copy !req
264. It is not a good thing.
I'm a recovering alcoholic.Copy !req
265. - This is all bad for me.
- We're doing the litany now?Copy !req
266. - What else?
- I can give you the litany.Copy !req
267. You want to know what my cholesterol was?
272, all right?Copy !req
268. I don't need this shit, man.
I've known her for six weeks.Copy !req
269. We've already had intercourse.
She's loving, she speaks seven languages...Copy !req
270. - Congratulations on the intercourse.
- I happen to be a little bit in love with her.Copy !req
271. A little bit should be
the operative word here.Copy !req
272. I don't know how to...
Firstly, it's none of your business...Copy !req
273. 'cause you're insensitive...Copy !req
274. Does she ask you
to go over the Neil Simon scripts at night?Copy !req
275. The actress?Copy !req
276. Make you do some readings
at night with her in bed?Copy !req
277. Does she give you a script and go
over the lines with you on the sides?Copy !req
278. - Do you read the sides with her?
- She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.Copy !req
279. - She reads Wiesel?
- That's right.Copy !req
280. Not everyone's a moron I go out...Copy !req
281. You know what she should be reading?
Emily fucking Post!Copy !req
282. That's what she should be reading!Copy !req
283. Let me tell you something.
Saturday night, do me a favor.Copy !req
284. I love you, all right? We have enough
good stuff in the bank to get over this.Copy !req
285. But Saturday night at dinner, could we
maybe try to have an apology for this?Copy !req
286. Firstly, there's no way I can have dinner
with you on Saturday night. That's out.Copy !req
287. - Am I hearing this?
- I'm not having dinner.Copy !req
288. - Our relationship's at stake right now.
- Get out of here!Copy !req
289. You'd better call me later on, by sundown.Copy !req
290. By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper?Copy !req
291. - What's...
- That's funny.Copy !req
292. I'm trying not to laugh, but that's funny.
You'd better call me by sundown.Copy !req
293. By sundown?
And is a posse gonna come get me?Copy !req
294. That's right.Copy !req
295. There he is, hi, Lar.Copy !req
296. These are my friends, Connie, Robin,
from the Mommy and Me class.Copy !req
297. - I'm one of the mommies.
- Hi, mommy.Copy !req
298. All right, bye.Copy !req
299. Actually, let's go up and see the kids.Copy !req
300. Mom, Dad, Larry's here.Copy !req
301. Really?Copy !req
302. I've come to tell you
that I'm sorry about the other night.Copy !req
303. I know you were in the car,
you overheard me say something.Copy !req
304. We were in the car.Copy !req
305. I'm sorry if I offended you,
it was meant as a joke.Copy !req
306. - It wasn't very funny, obviously.
- It wasn't funny.Copy !req
307. - No!
- I thought I was just talking to Jeff and...Copy !req
308. You mean you can say
that kind of thing to Jeff...Copy !req
309. and he thinks it's funny,
is that what you're trying to say?Copy !req
310. - I'm not saying that.
- You don't think it's funny?Copy !req
311. I would've told him
it was the wrong thing to say.Copy !req
312. I think so.Copy !req
313. I don't think my wife is Hitler,
I love my wife very much.Copy !req
314. She's given up her career
to work full-time for the environment.Copy !req
315. So, it was an error on your part?Copy !req
316. It was cruel and not nice.Copy !req
317. It was rotten, if I may say so.Copy !req
318. It was rotten.Copy !req
319. - I'm sorry, I agree, it was rotten.
- All right, it's over now.Copy !req
320. - It's over, what you did.
- You have to pull yourself together.Copy !req
321. I do, I'm trying to pull myself together.Copy !req
322. You have to get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
323. So, you did what you did,
and it wasn't very nice...Copy !req
324. but I try to be a nice human being.
Forget about it.Copy !req
325. - As long as you understand.
- He understands, he's great.Copy !req
326. - I'm done with the Hitler stuff.
- You're all right.Copy !req
327. Thank you. You've come in and you said it.Copy !req
328. - Easy.
- Mom, Dad!Copy !req
329. Sammy is asleep on the floor,
he's got his arm around Sarah.Copy !req
330. It's the cutest thing,
you gotta come up, right now.Copy !req
331. Larry, come, it's so cute.Copy !req
332. - Jeffrey, get the Polaroid, okay?
- The Polaroid.Copy !req
333. And you can see the new wallpaper.
Come on.Copy !req
334. The Polaroid, I'll get the Polaroid.Copy !req
335. - I'm not gonna go upstairs.
- Whatever, you know, it's your business.Copy !req
336. You wanna, you wanna,
you don't, you don't. I can't make you.Copy !req
337. - I gotta get moving.
- Thank you, that was really nice of you.Copy !req
338. I really appreciate it.
I gotta go up there now.Copy !req
339. Larry, come here for a second.
Look who's here.Copy !req
340. I wanted to just get this out in the open.Copy !req
341. - What the hell?
- It's Nancy.Copy !req
342. And I just wanted you to come over here
for one second.Copy !req
343. I thought we should just talk about this.Copy !req
344. Tell her what you were telling
me the other night.Copy !req
345. - Why are you doing this? This is silly!
- Tell her what you told me the other night.Copy !req
346. I can't believe
that she's talking to you about this!Copy !req
347. This is insane!Copy !req
348. Wait a second, hold it.Copy !req
349. Can I just say something here? Okay.Copy !req
350. Now, I came home,
and I thought it was really funny...Copy !req
351. it was kind of a joke to me that...Copy !req
352. you stared down, over here because...Copy !req
353. Because you had an erection.Copy !req
354. Nancy, this is why it's funny...Copy !req
355. - because you thought that I had an erection.
- I "thought"?Copy !req
356. But I don't understand the "thought" part.Copy !req
357. That's what we're saying.Copy !req
358. Even before the movie,
Larry said, "Look at these pants."Copy !req
359. I pointed out the pants to her
before the movie.Copy !req
360. Larry, you sat down,
and everything was fine...Copy !req
361. then I started rubbing your arm,
you got a hard-on.Copy !req
362. - It's not a big deal, I don't care.
- It's not a big deal.Copy !req
363. - And I wouldn't mind it, if in fact, I did.
- Wait a second.Copy !req
364. She was rubbing your arm?
Why were you rubbing his arm?Copy !req
365. I was upset about the woman...Copy !req
366. Why didn't you tell me
that she was rubbing your arm?Copy !req
367. - I was upset about the woman...
- Why didn't you tell me that earlier?Copy !req
368. It's so insignificant
to me, the whole thing!Copy !req
369. - I'm taking in all the facts.
- It happened.Copy !req
370. He got an erection, it wasn't a big deal.Copy !req
371. Nancy, it didn't happen, okay?Copy !req
372. If it happened, I would
give you credit for it!Copy !req
373. I know when I get these things
and how they happen.Copy !req
374. These things, these erection things?Copy !req
375. - I know the source.
- I know the source, too.Copy !req
376. I can name sources!
Sophia Loren was once a source!Copy !req
377. I know my sources!Copy !req
378. Sometimes they're mysterious sources,
I don't know where it comes from!Copy !req
379. - Other times, I can pinpoint it!
- What about me?Copy !req
380. - Am I not even involved in a source?
- Yeah, you're a source.Copy !req
381. - My God!
- Listen, you got a hard-on.Copy !req
382. No, I didn't!Copy !req
383. - Look at these pants.
- That's not what it looked like.Copy !req
384. That was flopping, this was not flopping.Copy !req
385. There was something hard in there
and it was your dick!Copy !req
386. - Are you crazy?
- Wait a second, don't walk out!Copy !req
387. Let me show you, I'll get the pants!Copy !req
388. Why did you have to tell her?Copy !req
389. You didn't tell me the whole story,
thank you!Copy !req
390. Jesus.Copy !req
391. Look what's doing here.Copy !req
392. This is really crowded.Copy !req
393. Hi, reservation for 8:00, for David.Copy !req
394. Yes. I have you for a party of four.Copy !req
395. But there are only gonna be two of us.Copy !req
396. Larry, come here!Copy !req
397. Excuse me one second.Copy !req
398. - Cheryl!
- Hi!Copy !req
399. - I haven't seen you in so long, look at this.
- Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Greene.Copy !req
400. This is Cheryl, Larry's wife,
this is Jeff's parents.Copy !req
401. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- How do you do, Cheryl, is it?Copy !req
402. - Yes.
- How are you, Cheryl? Nice to see you.Copy !req
403. Pretty lady.Copy !req
404. How's everything?Copy !req
405. - Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. - She won't tell her about the Hitler thing?
- No way.Copy !req
407. I promise you, no way.Copy !req
408. There is a little bit of a problem.
Remember the other day, you were leaving...Copy !req
409. we wanted you to look at the kid?Copy !req
410. Susie asked you to come upstairs?
My parents are mad you didn't.Copy !req
411. - What?
- They are upset you didn't come up.Copy !req
412. - They thought you should come up.
- Up the stairs? To see the kids?Copy !req
413. They're mad at me?Copy !req
414. - Yeah.
- That's insane.Copy !req
415. - I've already told them they're crazy.
- What did they say?Copy !req
416. "It'd be nice if he would've came up.Copy !req
417. "Who doesn't come up
to look at another man's kid?"Copy !req
418. - So, they didn't even say hello to me.
- I know, they're upset with you.Copy !req
419. - Hold on, she wants to talk to you.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
420. I'm trying to find a place for a table
of two, and I just don't have one.Copy !req
421. - Wait a second.
- What's happening?Copy !req
422. We can't sit two people
at a table of four...Copy !req
423. We'll take a table for two, then.Copy !req
424. There is no table for two available
for another hour and a half.Copy !req
425. We'll take the table for four,
there'll just be two of us.Copy !req
426. We can't sit two in a four,
we can sit a four in a four...Copy !req
427. - as we're wasting...
- But we had a reservation for four...Copy !req
428. - and the two people couldn't come.
- I can't do it, it's not looking good.Copy !req
429. Thank you.Copy !req
430. That's fine.Copy !req
431. You know what, Larry?
You should just tell her who you are.Copy !req
432. - Who am I? I'm a guy without a table.
- Try the Seinfeld thing and see if she reacts.Copy !req
433. Forget it, I'm not gonna say that.Copy !req
434. It will help.
Ma'am, can you come for one second?Copy !req
435. Tell her who you are.Copy !req
436. - He was one of the creators of Seinfeld.
- So what, right? Okay, big deal, fine.Copy !req
437. What I'm saying is,
she can find a table for you.Copy !req
438. - I wish I could help you, but...
- You've seen it.Copy !req
439. I saw it once, it was good.Copy !req
440. - Did you, really? Which one?
- I can't remember.Copy !req
441. Great, see?
She never even saw the show, good going.Copy !req
442. But we can't give
preferential treatment here.Copy !req
443. Cheryl, Larry, join us,
we got the corner table.Copy !req
444. Easily add two. Come on, join us.Copy !req
445. - Please do, I've done it before.
- We'll see if we can do that.Copy !req
446. Thank you.
Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld?Copy !req
447. - Okay, please? Thank you, very much.
- Shut up.Copy !req
448. Seinfeld, Larry David, thank you very much.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
449. - You wanna eat with him and his family?
- I'm starving.Copy !req
450. - I'm gonna get the veal parmesan.
- Honey, I don't think you should get that.Copy !req
451. I'll get the white fish
then, are you happy?Copy !req
452. I'm gonna have the Fish Frenzy.Copy !req
453. - What's that? Where do you see that?
- Right here.Copy !req
454. - And it's got grilled shrimp with...
- I'm not having that.Copy !req
455. I'm having white fish,
isn't that right, sweetheart?Copy !req
456. - Whatever you want, Mom.
- Okay.Copy !req
457. When are you guys going back?Copy !req
458. What, is there a hurry?Copy !req
459. It's our business.Copy !req
460. Next Tuesday.
I know, because I bought the tickets.Copy !req
461. Next Tuesday, right?Copy !req
462. Listen, Mom, you're welcome to stay with us
as long as you want.Copy !req
463. Good evening, how are you this evening?Copy !req
464. I'd like to apologize for the necessity
to crowd you a bit.Copy !req
465. We're very busy tonight, fortunately...Copy !req
466. but I hope you enjoy
your dinner nevertheless.Copy !req
467. - Are you Mama's Boy?
- I am a mama's boy, and I'm proud of it.Copy !req
468. - Enjoy your dinner.
- Thank you.Copy !req
469. Enjoy the dinner, thank you.Copy !req
470. I love to see a black owner,
black entrepreneurship.Copy !req
471. - What does that mean?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
472. It's just...Copy !req
473. I just wanna point out,
if you're not gonna order dessert...Copy !req
474. it's not really a good deal...Copy !req
475. because the entrěes
are cheaper á la carte, Mom.Copy !req
476. I don't feel well, I really don't.Copy !req
477. - Having a nice time?
- Having a great time.Copy !req
478. We've got to do this more often,
don't you think?Copy !req
479. Maybe I'll call in for next week.
Wouldn't that be nice?Copy !req
480. Kathy Griffin.Copy !req
481. - Sorry to interrupt.
- Larry, Jeff, Susie.Copy !req
482. I cannot believe this coincidence. I
have been meaning to call you about Larry.Copy !req
483. We talked about it.
The thing about the pilot, yeah.Copy !req
484. - Pilot?
- We should do that.Copy !req
485. - That's what you called him about, I know.
- I didn't.Copy !req
486. I'm saying I'd call you this week.Copy !req
487. I thought maybe,
you might wanna write something for me.Copy !req
488. - You know?
- No, I know.Copy !req
489. - How do you know?
- Because...Copy !req
490. I thought it'd be funny if we get together,
kick around some ideas.Copy !req
491. - What's your name, miss?
- Kathy Griffin.Copy !req
492. You're an attractive young lady.Copy !req
493. You better watch him, miss.Copy !req
494. All right, I'll talk to you soon.
Bye-bye, sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
495. - Sweet girl.
- Look at the way that girl walks.Copy !req
496. Look at that, what rhythm she has.Copy !req