1. - Yeah! Whoa!
- Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
2. - Yeah!
- Lewis! We did it, baby.Copy !req
3. - Five hundred big ones.
- Yeah. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
4. - Here you go, Carl. Enjoy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
5. - Great game. Great game. Great game.
- All right, buddy.Copy !req
6. - Take care of yourself.
- Do you believe we lost to them?Copy !req
7. - No.
- It's unbelievable.Copy !req
8. Uh, we'll get your car
right away, Mr. David.Copy !req
9. What a day on the links, huh?Copy !req
10. I've never seen him play like
that before. That was amazing.Copy !req
11. - I'm on a roll.
- Yes, you putted extraordinarily well.Copy !req
12. I have some magic touch lately.
I don't know what it is.Copy !req
13. And I had a great partner.
You were good. Don't...Copy !req
14. All right,
we'll buy lunch. All right?Copy !req
15. - Yeah, we'll buy lunch. Where do you wanna eat?
- Oh, boy. What sport.Copy !req
16. - You made $500 each.
- Yeah, you win $500,Copy !req
17. and you're gonna buy us lunch.Copy !req
18. - Oh, you're, you're great guys.
- So name the restaurant.Copy !req
19. Wherever you wanna go.Copy !req
20. - Let's go to Tiato's.
- Tiato's.Copy !req
21. Yeah. I've heard
good things about it.Copy !req
22. Hey, I'm in a great mood.Copy !req
23. Wherever you wanna go,
we'll go, all right?Copy !req
24. - You better enjoy my money.
- I'm starving.Copy !req
25. - Okay, I'll see you at the restaurant.
- Wha... What is this?Copy !req
26. - My new car.
- You bought a Bentley?Copy !req
27. - I been, I been a...
- I've never met anyone who owned a Bentley.Copy !req
28. People... They'll follow you home and,
and kill you.Copy !req
29. - Yeah. Much safer in a Subaru Outback.
- And take your car.Copy !req
30. All right, you're a little jealous
of the Bentley, aren't you.Copy !req
31. - I'm not jealous, I'm concerned.
- I'm not jealous.Copy !req
32. - I'll see you at the restaurant, losers.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. He never missed a putt
the whole day.Copy !req
34. Not one putt.Copy !req
35. Ah, just a lucky day.Copy !req
36. That is odd, isn't it?Copy !req
37. I don't know.
No more than once a week.Copy !req
38. Really? Cheryl and I
had sex four times a week.Copy !req
39. - You did?
- Really?Copy !req
40. - Yeah.
- You know, me and Veronica,Copy !req
41. once a week, too,
which is a shame,Copy !req
42. 'cause she's got this...Copy !req
43. she got this...
she's got this magical vagina.Copy !req
44. - Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
- Huh? What does that mean?Copy !req
45. I can't really explain it.
But I've never seen anythingCopy !req
46. or felt anything like this.
There's just something...Copy !req
47. supernatural. It's just magic. Just,
you know what?Copy !req
48. Forget it. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
49. Forget it?
You expect me to forget it?Copy !req
50. I'm sorry I brought it up. I, I,
I, I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
51. No, don't be sorry.
We're not gonna say anything.Copy !req
52. It just kind of... It's like
this little hummingbird nest.Copy !req
53. It's got this mind of
its own. It's just alive.Copy !req
54. - A mind of its own.
- Yeah. You could say that.Copy !req
55. - Holy shit.
- Never heard such a thing.Copy !req
56. Yeah.Copy !req
57. Holy shit. Really?Copy !req
58. - What's the matter?
- Holy fuck.Copy !req
59. Le'Veon Bell,
out for the season.Copy !req
60. You know how much money
the Jets paid for this guy?Copy !req
61. You have any idea of how
much the Jets paid for him?Copy !req
62. He's out for the whole
goddamned season.Copy !req
63. - Really?
- Season's over,Copy !req
64. before it even started.Copy !req
65. Please.
Just... Carl. Carl.Copy !req
66. This is just football...Copy !req
67. - It's not just football! It's not just football.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
68. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
69. Patriots walk all over
everybody. It's over.Copy !req
70. Carl, come on. Settle down,
man. Honestly.Copy !req
71. - It's too much.
- There's more to life.Copy !req
72. The three of you, just eat your
food and shut up. Leave me alone.Copy !req
73. You say this over and over.Copy !req
74. What are your expectations?Copy !req
75. You're talking about them
like they're the Patriots,Copy !req
76. and then they're
suddenly cursed.Copy !req
77. They're terrible,
year in and year out.Copy !req
78. And you beat yourself up,
and it makes me sad.Copy !req
79. Well, why do you
take it on personally?Copy !req
80. You're not the general manager.Copy !req
81. - Just doesn't stop.
- Like a mob movie.Copy !req
82. - What's going on?
- Huh.Copy !req
83. - What, you...
- I don't know. Something strange going on in this restaurant.Copy !req
84. - Tell me.
- Am I crazy...Copy !req
85. or is everyone in that
section way better lookingCopy !req
86. than the people in this
section. Look. Look around.Copy !req
87. You are not imagining things.Copy !req
88. And now look
here. It's like there'sCopy !req
89. a good-looking section
and an ugly section.Copy !req
90. You think it's random? Why
would they do something like that?Copy !req
91. It just seems, it's,
it can't be a coincidence.Copy !req
92. I'd like to come here again
without you guys.Copy !req
93. You know, who knows? Maybe if ICopy !req
94. came here by myself,
I wouldn't be sitting here.Copy !req
95. Why do you think
you shouldn't be here?Copy !req
96. 'Cause I know I should be
in that section.Copy !req
97. You look like Einstein's gardener,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
98. You're never gonna get in there.Copy !req
99. So who wants to bet?
You wanna bet?Copy !req
100. If I come with you,
I bet they keep you here,Copy !req
101. - and they move me over there.
- Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
102. - What are you talking about?
- Are you the reason we're over here?Copy !req
103. Yeah, I'm the dog in the group.Copy !req
104. All I know is,
somebody at this tableCopy !req
105. prevented us from
sitting over thereCopy !req
106. and I think you know who it is.Copy !req
107. Oh, I do know who that is.Copy !req
108. Oh, I know who it is.Copy !req
109. - Oh. Excuse me.
- Yes.Copy !req
110. How are you enjoying
everything at Tiato?Copy !req
111. - Delicious. It was delicious.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
112. Oh, I'm so happy to hear.Copy !req
113. I couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
114. that the people
sitting on that sideCopy !req
115. seem to be way better lookingCopy !req
116. than the people
sitting on this side.Copy !req
117. - I have no idea what you're talking about.
- You know what I think?Copy !req
118. - You have a good-looking section.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
119. And you have an ugly section.Copy !req
120. Why would be we do that?Copy !req
121. I don't know. Why would you?
You tell me.Copy !req
122. I can't tell you, because
there's no truth to it.Copy !req
123. Yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
124. Good day, sir. How are you?Copy !req
125. Oh, my God.Copy !req
126. Oh, geez.Copy !req
127. I don't mean to be rude, but...Copy !req
128. Would you mind
just leaving for a...Copy !req
129. - a couple of minutes?
- Leave?Copy !req
130. - Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.Copy !req
131. I got a big job to do,
and, and...Copy !req
132. And I can't do my job,
if you're doing your job.Copy !req
133. No, I'll be quiet. No problem.Copy !req
134. No, it's not a question of that.
You're here.Copy !req
135. I need privacy. I need distance.Copy !req
136. I need to be alone.Copy !req
137. Eh, my boss.Copy !req
138. I'll get in a lot of trouble.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
139. What's the trouble?
You, you, you steppedCopy !req
140. outside the room for a minute.
So what?Copy !req
141. People need me here to,
you know, take care of business.Copy !req
142. No, no, they don't
need you here.Copy !req
143. This is not a job
for human beings,Copy !req
144. to be here when other peopleCopy !req
145. are going to the bathroom.
Nobody wants you here!Copy !req
146. Everybody's disappointed
when they walk in here.Copy !req
147. They don't want to see you,
I'm sorry to say.Copy !req
148. With all due respect,
people come in here with bad breath.Copy !req
149. I got, I got mouthwash.
People come in here,Copy !req
150. you know, look, I need a little
spruce-up. I got cologne here.Copy !req
151. They would gladly
sacrifice the gum,Copy !req
152. the cologne, the mints,Copy !req
153. anything you have here,
for some privacy.Copy !req
154. They would.
They'd sacrifice it in a second.Copy !req
155. - People, I have a purpose here.
- When an animal goes to die,Copy !req
156. it leaves the pack. That's
what needs to happen here.Copy !req
157. I need to be alone.Copy !req
158. I'm a dying animal.Copy !req
159. - I don't know what to tell you.
- Okay, look. Look.Copy !req
160. I'll give you 20 bucks for you
to leave this room right now.Copy !req
161. And I'll tell you what,Copy !req
162. I'm opening up a coffee shop,
okay? Latte Larry's.Copy !req
163. I'll give you a free cup of
coffee and a scone for a week.Copy !req
164. - Okay?
- I've seen the signs for that.Copy !req
165. - Yeah, all right. Well, that's what I'm prepared to offer you.
- All right.Copy !req
166. - Yeah, well, make it quick, please.
- Yeah. Make it quick.Copy !req
167. Yeah. I'll, I'll,
I'll do what I can.Copy !req
168. Sam Winokur.
You know I know your dad, right?Copy !req
169. - Yeah.
- From, from the golf club.Copy !req
170. - He told me you're his favorite patient.
- Oh, well. Yeah.Copy !req
171. Um... so.Copy !req
172. - You wanna work here part time?
- I do.Copy !req
173. - You drink coffee?
- Yeah.Copy !req
174. - You make it yourself?
- Yeah.Copy !req
175. We have a coffee maker at
the house. Grind up the beans.Copy !req
176. Do you know what a latte is?Copy !req
177. The latte is just espresso
and steamed milk.Copy !req
178. Kid know his shit.Copy !req
179. Okay. Do you know what
milk consideration is?Copy !req
180. I'm afraid I don't. No.Copy !req
181. You pour too much coffee
in a cup,Copy !req
182. you're not leaving room
for the milk.Copy !req
183. 'Cause then it's,
you have it spilling over the top.Copy !req
184. - Yeah. Exactly.
- Right.Copy !req
185. Have you ever dealt
with the public before,Copy !req
186. - in any way?
- Well, at my dad's office,Copy !req
187. I mean,
you have dozens of new patients a day.Copy !req
188. - You know, all different...
- Yeah, no. That's not what I'm talking about.Copy !req
189. - No?
- The people who go to your dad's office,Copy !req
190. nothing near what you would
be seeing here on a daily basis.Copy !req
191. - Oh, really?
- Most of the people who come in here are gonna be,Copy !req
192. you know, just disgusting
human beings.Copy !req
193. - How do you mean?
- Vile. Vulgar.Copy !req
194. The dregs of society.Copy !req
195. - I think I'm up to the task.
- You do?Copy !req
196. - Yeah.
- You know what?Copy !req
197. You're hired.Copy !req
198. - Thanks so much, Larry. I won't let you down.
- Okay.Copy !req
199. - I don't think you will.
- I'm sorry. While I have you here,Copy !req
200. I couldn't help but notice you
scratching at that rash...Copy !req
201. - Oh, yeah.
- On the side of your neck during the interview.Copy !req
202. Have you had a chance
to have that looked at?Copy !req
203. You know, I haven't.Copy !req
204. Well, I mean,
just looking at it,Copy !req
205. I can tell you I'm
not very concerned.Copy !req
206. - Mm.
- And I really think it's no more thanCopy !req
207. just a moderate outbreak
of atopic dermatitis.Copy !req
208. So there's a number
of over-the-counterCopy !req
209. topical ointments you could use,Copy !req
210. steroidal creams, cortisone,
I could recommend.Copy !req
211. - Mm-hmm.
- Something like that should clear up in a few days' time.Copy !req
212. Okay, well, you know what?
That was very impressive.Copy !req
213. - Oh, sure. Thanks.
- With all due respect,Copy !req
214. I think I'll go see your dad.Copy !req
215. - Thank you.
- Okay. Can I ask, uh, why?Copy !req
216. Yeah. 'Cause he's a doctor.Copy !req
217. - Great to meet ya.
- Thanks again, Larry. I appreciate it.Copy !req
218. - Okay. You're welcome.
- I won't let you down.Copy !req
219. - I don't think you will.
- Have a good day.Copy !req
220. All right. You, too.Copy !req
221. - That's a good fuckin' kid, right there.
- He's gonna work out.Copy !req
222. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Oh!Copy !req
223. - Oh, fuck.
- Man, I got snagged again on this thing.Copy !req
224. - I know.
- All this shit. All this is snagging hazards.Copy !req
225. - These. These. All that shit.
- Yep. Absolutely.Copy !req
226. Walking with a hot coffee and shit,
shit grab your pants.Copy !req
227. The shit pour on
your fuckin' chest.Copy !req
228. - We gotta get some new handles.
- Yeah.Copy !req
229. - Hey.
- Fuckin' snagging hazard.Copy !req
230. Um...Copy !req
231. I'm Harold. The,
the bathroom attendant from the other day.Copy !req
232. I got fired for leaving my post.Copy !req
233. - Oh, my God. Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. - He fired you?
- Yes.Copy !req
235. - What an asshole.
- So whatever you can doCopy !req
236. to get my job back,
I would appreciate it.Copy !req
237. - Mm.
- 'Cause you were the one that, you know,Copy !req
238. invited me to leave the room.Copy !req
239. But you know what, if I may say?Copy !req
240. Maybe a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
241. The bathroom
is a palace of shame.Copy !req
242. And having someone
watch you in there, it just,Copy !req
243. it doubles down on the shame.Copy !req
244. Just talk to the restaurant
manager, please. Okay?Copy !req
245. Okay, I'll talk to him.Copy !req
246. Hey. My man.Copy !req
247. You got those
little mints and shitCopy !req
248. you guys have
on the fuckin' counter?Copy !req
249. Yeah, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
250. Yeah.Copy !req
251. Still fuckin' working.
Look at you.Copy !req
252. - Huh.
- For me?Copy !req
253. - Thanks.
- My man.Copy !req
254. - That's for you. My man.
- Thank you, brother.Copy !req
255. That's from both of us.Copy !req
256. I can't stop thinking
about that magical vagina.Copy !req
257. When you use the word "magical,"Copy !req
258. that's takin' that shit
to another level.Copy !req
259. I wanna see
what the fuck that is.Copy !req
260. - Yeah, me, too.
- That fuckin' vaginaCopy !req
261. could pull a rabbit
out of that motherfucker.Copy !req
262. - Yeah.
- Or, like, put this fuckin' Pop-TartCopy !req
263. in that fuckin' vagina
and toast that shit.Copy !req
264. - Aah.
- There you go.Copy !req
265. - Now that is fuckin' useful, magical...
- That's, that's magical vagina.Copy !req
266. - That's fuckin' magical. Huh?
- That's exactly right.Copy !req
267. Hello?Copy !req
268. Hey. Did you hear about Carl?Copy !req
269. Carl? What?Copy !req
270. He, uh, he killed himself.Copy !req
271. Oh, my God.Copy !req
272. Oh, my God.Copy !req
273. What?Copy !req
274. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
275. - What the fuck?
- Jeff: I know. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
276. I mean, he was,
he was playing great.Copy !req
277. What did he shoot? He shot,
like, 82 or something.Copy !req
278. - How do you kill yourself when you're playing so well?
- I know.Copy !req
279. - Did he leave a note?
- Yeah.Copy !req
280. He said, "I can't take
any more disappointment."Copy !req
281. Holy shit.Copy !req
282. - What the hell's he talking about?
- Holy shit.Copy !req
283. "I can't take any more
disappointment."Copy !req
284. That's what he used to say when we
would watch the Jet games together.Copy !req
285. "I can't take any more
disappointment."Copy !req
286. That's an exact quote.Copy !req
287. - Really?
- Jeff, I've seen that guy sobCopy !req
288. after losses. During games,
I've seen him sob.Copy !req
289. Who knew he was so tortured?Copy !req
290. And they just kept losing,Copy !req
291. and it kept eating at him,
and eating at him.Copy !req
292. And he just... he couldn't
take any more disappointment.Copy !req
293. Oh, my God.Copy !req
294. The Jets killed Carl.Copy !req
295. - And a little bit of the Knicks.
- That's nuts.Copy !req
296. - The Jets killed him.
- I want to send Veronica a condolence text.Copy !req
297. - G... You have her number?
- Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her one, too.Copy !req
298. Okay.Copy !req
299. Fuck happened?Copy !req
300. Carl. The guy whose wife
has the magical vagina.Copy !req
301. He killed himself.
'Cause of the fucking Jets.Copy !req
302. - Hmm.
- I gotta write a...Copy !req
303. condolence text to the widow.Copy !req
304. - Oh, man.
- "Dear Veronica,".Copy !req
305. "Just heard about Carl.Copy !req
306. So sorry."Copy !req
307. What else?
I need something else.Copy !req
308. "Try and make the, uh,Copy !req
309. - "the best of it."
- Ooh.Copy !req
310. I don't know. I can't
come up with a third line.Copy !req
311. Maybe you can write, "I wish..."Copy !req
312. your magical vagina
could have saved him."Copy !req
313. - Yeah. Somethin' like that.
- Somethin' like that.Copy !req
314. - "Would love to get a glimpse of that magical vagina."
- Mm.Copy !req
315. "Is it possible I can test
drive that motherfucker?"Copy !req
316. - "We have many questions."
- Many questions.Copy !req
317. "My friend and I have many
questions about your magical vagina."Copy !req
318. - Yes.
- "One day, perhaps you'll get around to answering them."Copy !req
319. - "When it's appropriate."
- I fuckin' love that.Copy !req
320. - Great.
- It's to the point. And it's short.Copy !req
321. - Larry. Good to see you.
- Oh. Hey, Doc.Copy !req
322. You hear about Carl?Copy !req
323. Yeah. Terrible.Copy !req
324. Why would somebody
do something like that?Copy !req
325. Well...Copy !req
326. It was the Jets.Copy !req
327. My God.Copy !req
328. He just couldn't take it.Copy !req
329. It ate him up inside.Copy !req
330. - What a catastrophe.
- I know.Copy !req
331. Last year started
with such promise,Copy !req
332. then Darnold gets mono...
Season's over by game three.Copy !req
333. I'm talking about his widow,
Veronica. His family.Copy !req
334. That's the catastrophe.Copy !req
335. Oh, of course, yeah.Copy !req
336. You've still got
a rash there, Larry.Copy !req
337. - Yeah.
- You know, I'm a little offended.Copy !req
338. My son gave you a free consult,Copy !req
339. and he told you what was wrong.Copy !req
340. And you kind of poo-pooed it?Copy !req
341. Yeah. Of course I poo-pooed it.Copy !req
342. What, he's not a doctor.Copy !req
343. He's the son of a doctor.
That should be good enough.Copy !req
344. Ah, not really. I mean,
I don't want to listen toCopy !req
345. Louis Armstrong's son
play the trumpet.Copy !req
346. - Want me to check out your rash?
- Would you?Copy !req
347. - Absolutely.
- Thank you.Copy !req
348. That's atopic dermatitis.
Otherwise known as eczema.Copy !req
349. Over the counter,
you can get some cortisone.Copy !req
350. It should go away.
What did my son say?Copy !req
351. - He said exactly the same thing as you.
- The same thing. You see?Copy !req
352. - He knows what he's doing. He's got... It's in the blood.
- Yeah.Copy !req
353. - Hope you get better. Cortisone.
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. Jimmy, what's the rule on this?Copy !req
355. He swung,
the club head fell off.Copy !req
356. But he followed through.
That's a stroke, right?Copy !req
357. Decision 14-2.Copy !req
358. A stroke is defined by
forward movementCopy !req
359. of the club to the ball.Copy !req
360. A shaft in itself is not a club.Copy !req
361. - No penalty.
- Ah, yes!Copy !req
362. - Aw, fuck you, Jimmy.
- Read the rule book.Copy !req
363. Wow. Jimmy.Copy !req
364. - You know your stuff. Let me ask you something.
- You better believe it.Copy !req
365. Is there such a thing as a
putter being too straight?Copy !req
366. Definitely.
Look at this putter, here.Copy !req
367. - Has a tilt, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
368. Definitely not 90 degrees.Copy !req
369. - Has to have at least 10 degrees of tilt.
- Yeah.Copy !req
370. - So it can't have it more than an 80-degree angle?
- Correct.Copy !req
371. Can't be like this.
Has to be like this.Copy !req
372. Has to be like this.
Tilt. Just like this.Copy !req
373. Well, what do you know?Copy !req
374. You know the penalty
for a non-conforming club?Copy !req
375. - No.
- Disqualification.Copy !req
376. - Disqualification.
- Disqualification.Copy !req
377. - Thanks, Jimmy.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
378. Excuse me. Can I help you?Copy !req
379. Oh. Looking for
Richard Lewis' bag.Copy !req
380. Oh. He never leaves
his bag here.Copy !req
381. - He always takes it home.
- Really?Copy !req
382. - Is that unusual?
- Very.Copy !req
383. He's probably the only one
in the club who does that.Copy !req
384. You don't say.Copy !req
385. Huh.Copy !req
386. Well.Copy !req
387. Isn't that interesting?Copy !req
388. Isn't that interesting?Copy !req
389. Marilyn,
if you could show them to their table.Copy !req
390. - Right this way.
- Thank you so much. Benvenuto a Tiato.Copy !req
391. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
392. - Benvenuto a Tiato.
- Oh, grazie.Copy !req
393. - I called earlier.
- Yes.Copy !req
394. I have a reservation.
Uh, Larry David.Copy !req
395. And I requested a table
by the window.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry,
but we cannot honor that request.Copy !req
397. - And why is that, may I ask?
- Uh, because we're all filled up over here.Copy !req
398. - I see tables.
- Yes, those are reserved for a few people.Copy !req
399. But I do have
a lovely table for you.Copy !req
400. Let me take a guess.
Somewhere over there?Copy !req
401. - Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table.
- Ah.Copy !req
402. - What a wild guess. Yeah.
- Yes.Copy !req
403. Great.Copy !req
404. Shall we?Copy !req
405. Mr. David. Please.
Your table here.Copy !req
406. Come along.Copy !req
407. Look at this one.Copy !req
408. What happened here?Copy !req
409. Oh. Will you look at this?Copy !req
410. Oh, my God.Copy !req
411. Mr. David. Here we are.Copy !req
412. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
413. - Okay.
- All right. Thanks.Copy !req
414. - I get it. I get it.
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
415. Anything else I can get for you?Copy !req
416. - Hey, let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.Copy !req
417. Why, why did you fire
that bathroom attendant?Copy !req
418. - Because he left his post.
- Okay, you know what?Copy !req
419. I asked him to leave.
I requested it.Copy !req
420. With all due respect,
Mr. David, I can't fire you.Copy !req
421. But I can fire Harold
for not doing his job.Copy !req
422. Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going.Copy !req
423. Well, benvenuto a Tiato.Copy !req
424. Benvenuto.Copy !req
425. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
426. Look at this.Copy !req
427. Look at this.Copy !req
428. Look where I wound up
in my life.Copy !req
429. In the ugly section.Copy !req
430. I'm in the ugly section.Copy !req
431. You know, my whole life
I suspected I was ugly.Copy !req
432. But I never really knew.
I never had proof.Copy !req
433. And now I have proof.
I have proof.Copy !req
434. This is it. This is the proof.Copy !req
435. What are you talking about?Copy !req
436. How did I wind up here?Copy !req
437. How did I wind up here!Copy !req
438. Oh, my God!Copy !req
439. How come you don't leave
your clubs in the bag room?Copy !req
440. - My, my clubs?
- Yeah.Copy !req
441. - I take 'em home.
- Why?Copy !req
442. - Because things have been stolen from the, the, the...
- Stolen?Copy !req
443. Wh-wh-what's stolen?
That's crazy.Copy !req
444. - Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen...
- Yeah, I had a...Copy !req
445. - Never. It's a private club.
- Let me ask you something.Copy !req
446. Is your putter
to specifications?Copy !req
447. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
448. I'm asking a question.Copy !req
449. - That's the reason why.
- You know, you know,Copy !req
450. it can't be over 80 degrees.
You know that.Copy !req
451. - I don't know...
- The angle can't be over 80 degrees.Copy !req
452. Look, you're a golf nut.Copy !req
453. I've just been playing
on a roll lately, and I...Copy !req
454. A roll? I paid you $500.
Let's be clear about that.Copy !req
455. - Look, I don't want anyone to steal my lucky clubs.
- Let's be clear.Copy !req
456. - So I take it home.
- Well, then let us measure it.Copy !req
457. You're not measuring my putter.Copy !req
458. You're just,
you're just a b... A sore loser.Copy !req
459. Both of you. Sore losers.Copy !req
460. What?Copy !req
461. - There she is.
- Poor woman.Copy !req
462. You know, with, uh,Copy !req
463. Carl's passing, the...Copy !req
464. magical vagina is,
is now available.Copy !req
465. Normal vagina,
I'd wait a year.Copy !req
466. But magical vagina, six months.Copy !req
467. I think the dead husband
would, would approveCopy !req
468. - any of us because he, he liked us.
- Without a doubt.Copy !req
469. We were friends. You gotta
be pretty curious, though, don't you.Copy !req
470. All right, I'm slightly curious.Copy !req
471. My interest is piqued.Copy !req
472. - Maybe I'll go pay my respects.
- What are you, nuts?Copy !req
473. - Oh, come on. You can't do that.
- Now?Copy !req
474. - What are you talking about?
- Where are you going?Copy !req
475. Not, not,
not... I said six months to a year.Copy !req
476. - What the hell is he...
- Is he crazy?Copy !req
477. - Look at him. Oh, my God.
- Hi.Copy !req
478. - Hi, Larry.
- Hi.Copy !req
479. - Thank you so much for coming.
- Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
480. - Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends.
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. - Especially his golf friends here.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
482. I'm so thrown by this.Copy !req
483. I really am. I just...Copy !req
484. You were all playing
golf together, right?Copy !req
485. - Yeah.
- Did he seem different to you, or...?Copy !req
486. Yeah.Copy !req
487. - Was he agitated about anything?
- Yeah, he was...Copy !req
488. very upset about the Jets.Copy !req
489. - The fucking Jets.
- Yeah. I know.Copy !req
490. - He loved them so much, and all they did was disappoint.
- Yes, I know. I know.Copy !req
491. We all do. We all do, and that's,
that's what happens, but...Copy !req
492. to take it to this level,
I mean, it's just...Copy !req
493. The Jets ruined our marriage.Copy !req
494. I couldn't stand
to be around him.Copy !req
495. Everything was about the Jets.Copy !req
496. We had to paint our room green.Copy !req
497. One night, he just woke up
and yelled, "Watson!"Copy !req
498. What is that? Is that a Sherlock
Holmes reference or something?Copy !req
499. No, I think that's a reference
to Deshaun Watson,Copy !req
500. who the Jets passed on draftingCopy !req
501. in 2017.Copy !req
502. That's what I think that is.Copy !req
503. So Carl...Copy !req
504. is just another loss
on their record.Copy !req
505. - I don't think it's the first person they've done that to.
- No.Copy !req
506. I really like the handles
on the coffin.Copy !req
507. Do you know where you
got those, by any chance?Copy !req
508. No, Larry, I don't know
where I got them.Copy !req
509. - They came with, with the casket.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
510. I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because
I'm opening up a coffee place.Copy !req
511. - Oh, you are?
- Yeah. Latte Larry's.Copy !req
512. - What a cute name.
- Oh, well, you know.Copy !req
513. - Larry, that's cute.
- Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah.Copy !req
514. - But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets...
- Mm.Copy !req
515. I've been looking for handles.Copy !req
516. Can't seem to find ones
that I like,Copy !req
517. but I really like those
on the coffin.Copy !req
518. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
519. So if you can somehow...Copy !req
520. call the person
who sold you the coffin,Copy !req
521. maybe get some, uh,
info on that, that would be great.Copy !req
522. I mean, I don't know where I
could find the contact for you, but...Copy !req
523. - Well, if, uh...
- Let me bury my husband first, and then I'll...Copy !req
524. - find out the contact info.
- No, of course. You bury, you mourn, and,Copy !req
525. and then, uh, uh, then you ask.Copy !req
526. Okay.Copy !req
527. - Okay.
- It is now time to recite...Copy !req
528. Um, I'm gonna take a quick pic,
if that's okay.Copy !req
529. - No, Larry. Larry, I'll text it to you, okay?
- In my room.Copy !req
530. It seems like I cut you off.Copy !req
531. - In my room.
- Your Siri is on.Copy !req
532. Anyone...Copy !req
533. - Hey. Hey, guess what?
- What?Copy !req
534. I think I detectedCopy !req
535. a flicker of interestCopy !req
536. - from the widow.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
537. - I think I did. I'm not, you know...
- That wasn't even a...Copy !req
538. - You're crazy.
- You're dreaming.Copy !req
539. There were signs that
I picked up on.Copy !req
540. She touched my arm,
she was very affectionate.Copy !req
541. - She was laughing.
- Yeah, it was the time of her life.Copy !req
542. That's what you're describing.Copy !req
543. Oh, my God.Copy !req
544. - What?
- What happened?Copy !req
545. Oh, my God.Copy !req
546. - Text.
- Get out. No.Copy !req
547. I got a text!Copy !req
548. - From the widow?
- Yeah.Copy !req
549. - You're a liar.
- "Thanks so much for comingCopy !req
550. "and for the kind words.Copy !req
551. Can't wait to check out
your coffee shop."Copy !req
552. - You know, I think she's just being nice.
- Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
553. - I gotta text her back.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
554. You'll text her back
in at least a week.Copy !req
555. - Have coffee...
- Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
556. You sent it? What'd you say?Copy !req
557. "If you need to talk,
I'd be happy to get together for coffee,Copy !req
558. - "or any meal of your choosing."
- Oh!Copy !req
559. Now you're asking her on a date!Copy !req
560. - No, but lunch. She could mean lunch...
- Oh, that is disgust...Copy !req
561. You upped it from coffee
to a date.Copy !req
562. - What?
- What?Copy !req
563. "It's a date."Copy !req
564. - Ah. Benvenuto a Tiato.
- Hello.Copy !req
565. We have a beautiful table
for you right by the window.Copy !req
566. Right, uh... Mr. David,
how are you?Copy !req
567. - I'm, I'm swell.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
568. Yeah. So, uh,
you were about to say?Copy !req
569. We have a beautiful
table for you,Copy !req
570. uh, right back there.Copy !req
571. - You were about to seat her over there.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
572. - But that's a table for one.
- Table for one?Copy !req
573. I, I don't get that. What's the
difference between a table for one,Copy !req
574. and a table for two?Copy !req
575. One person.Copy !req
576. - That's so interesting. Yeah.
- It is.Copy !req
577. All right, so I think I get
the way it works here.Copy !req
578. - If it's fifty-fifty...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
579. One good-looking and one ugly,Copy !req
580. both go to the ugly.
Is that how it works?Copy !req
581. 'Cause in baseball,
a tie goes to the runner.Copy !req
582. Here, a tie goes to the ugly.Copy !req
583. Mr. David, I really
do not see a differenceCopy !req
584. between the good-looking...Copy !req
585. - and the ugly.
- Are you saying to me thatCopy !req
586. you're gonna put
this beautiful womanCopy !req
587. into that section? Is that
what you're going to do?Copy !req
588. She doesn't belong there.
Yeah, sure,Copy !req
589. put me there.
I get it, okay. But...Copy !req
590. - Come on.
- Larry, a table anywhere is fine.Copy !req
591. No. No, it's not fine.
It's not fine.Copy !req
592. Look what's going on
over there. Take a look.Copy !req
593. The table over here
is really lovely.Copy !req
594. I think you'll enjoy it.
Please. Follow me.Copy !req
595. Oh, my God.Copy !req
596. If you ever do come back,Copy !req
597. we have some beautiful tables
over there.Copy !req
598. Oh, my God.Copy !req
599. What a horror show.Copy !req
600. This is a fucking horror show.Copy !req
601. How the fuck can you do this?
It's not fair.Copy !req
602. This is not fair.Copy !req
603. There's just so much
expectation out in the worldCopy !req
604. - of how I'm supposed to grieve.
- Yeah. Right.Copy !req
605. - Of course. Yeah.
- The mourning process.Copy !req
606. - Right. I get it.
- The way people look at me.Copy !req
607. How long is she gonna
be grieving for?Copy !req
608. It's none of their business.Copy !req
609. What people didn't know
is that our relationshipCopy !req
610. was pretty frayed by that point.Copy !req
611. - Mm. Really?
- Yeah, we were living separate lives.Copy !req
612. - Ami-amicable. But separate lives.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
613. But I know what you
mean about, you know.Copy !req
614. - There's unwritten rules about how a widow's supposed to act.
- Right.Copy !req
615. You know, when I was a kid,
I remember my turtle died.Copy !req
616. And I remember, "Oh, hey."Copy !req
617. "That's too bad that,
you know, the turtle,Copy !req
618. "turtle died." And...Copy !req
619. A little turtle. And my
friends called me up and said,Copy !req
620. "Hey, we're going out.
We're gonna play punch ball."Copy !req
621. I said, "Eh, you know what? I
probably shouldn't. My turtle died."Copy !req
622. And then I'm sitting there
thinking, geez,Copy !req
623. my friends are out there
playing punch ball.Copy !req
624. What, you know, what am I doing?Copy !req
625. So, after half an hour,
I just flushed it down the toilet,Copy !req
626. and went out and
played punch ball.Copy !req
627. So I know, I know how you feel.Copy !req
628. Yeah. Well, my condolences
to your turtle.Copy !req
629. Yeah.Copy !req
630. So what's the matter
with your neck?Copy !req
631. What do you keep
scratching over there?Copy !req
632. I've got some kind of rash.Copy !req
633. - Have you seen a doctor?
- I wanted to,Copy !req
634. but Joshua Winokur
is my dermatologist,Copy !req
635. and he's not here right now.Copy !req
636. You should go see his son.Copy !req
637. Is his son a doctor?
I never knew that.Copy !req
638. - No.
- Isn't his son in high school?Copy !req
639. Yeah, but he's a senior.Copy !req
640. - I mean, if you go, then I'll go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
641. - I'll have him check it out.
- I'll set it up for you.Copy !req
642. What the fuck?Copy !req
643. Oh, my God.Copy !req
644. Seating Susie over there?Copy !req
645. - Really?
- No, she's not. She's not seeing anybody right now.Copy !req
646. - Do you think she'd be open?
- Yeah. I think she...Copy !req
647. Susie and Ted: Oh.Copy !req
648. - What are you doing here?
- As a matter of fact,Copy !req
649. - we happen to be talking about Cheryl...
- Yeah.Copy !req
650. And the possibility of the
two of us getting back together.Copy !req
651. No, I meant,
what are you doing in this section?Copy !req
652. - Why are you in this, you don't belong in this section.
- Oh, don't. Don't even...Copy !req
653. - start with that shit.
- You should be over there. Are you kidding?Copy !req
654. The only reason I was
over there the other dayCopy !req
655. was 'cause I was
with you and fat boy.Copy !req
656. - Oh, you think you got seated here on your own?
- Yes.Copy !req
657. - Huh? It had nothing to do with him, huh?
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
658. - Well, he's a handsome man, Larry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. You're on his coattails.
That's why you're here.Copy !req
660. - What are you doing here?
- I'm having lunch with, with, with Veronica Sacks.Copy !req
661. Oh, my God, Larry!Copy !req
662. - Is that... Carl, who just died?
- Yes.Copy !req
663. The one who just died,
who killed himselfCopy !req
664. - over the fucking Jets.
- Oh, Larry.Copy !req
665. - It's just a lunch. Come on.
- He died, what?Copy !req
666. - Like, less than a week ago.
- Less than a week ago.Copy !req
667. First of all, she shouldn't even
be out of the fucking house.Copy !req
668. - Oh, get out of here.
- She should be home, in black,Copy !req
669. mourning and grieving. And you!Copy !req
670. That you would go after...Copy !req
671. - I'm not going after.
- The weak and the, the vulnerable.Copy !req
672. What makes you think
she's not going after?Copy !req
673. - She's not going after you.
- I'm not going after.Copy !req
674. I bet you she is because
you've got a lot of money, man.Copy !req
675. That's all she's doing it for.Copy !req
676. Good. Who cares? What do I care?Copy !req
677. I can't even fathom
what depths of depravityCopy !req
678. would lead you
to go after a recent,Copy !req
679. very recent, widow.Copy !req
680. I have been given to understandCopy !req
681. that she has a magical vagina.Copy !req
682. - A what?
- A magical vagina.Copy !req
683. That is the most inappropriate
thing I have ever heard.Copy !req
684. - H-h-hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa.
- I'm just, I'm just saying.Copy !req
685. When you say magical...Copy !req
686. - Yeah.
- What, what do you mean?Copy !req
687. See, that's a very...Copy !req
688. Can you just give us a second?Copy !req
689. I really wish I could,
but, Mr. David,Copy !req
690. I believe your table is waiting.Copy !req
691. But she gets to stay here.Copy !req
692. You're letting her stay here?
This meeskite?Copy !req
693. Look at that face!
Are you serious?Copy !req
694. I don't get
what's going on here.Copy !req
695. I come in with
a beautiful woman,Copy !req
696. I'm sitting over there.Copy !req
697. He comes in with her,Copy !req
698. and they sit here.Copy !req
699. This policy makes no sense.Copy !req
700. There is no policy, Mr. David.Copy !req
701. Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
702. And I'm not a meeskite,
you bald fuck!Copy !req
703. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
704. I... huh.Copy !req
705. Is there a problem?Copy !req
706. I just have to use
the bathroom. Uh...Copy !req
707. I think I had a bad
ball of burrata.Copy !req
708. I could just use
a little privacy.Copy !req
709. - Oh, you could use a little privacy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
710. Yeah, privacy.
It's a funny thing.Copy !req
711. - We all could use a little privacy, right?
- Ooh.Copy !req
712. I know. Unfortunately,
I've got a couple of things I need to do.Copy !req
713. You know, freshen up and all that.Copy !req
714. Mr. David, please.Copy !req
715. I can't do my job
if you're in here.Copy !req
716. Yeah.Copy !req
717. I'll tell you what. Why
don't we make a little deal?Copy !req
718. - Okay.
- I get the good-looking section.Copy !req
719. There is no
good-looking section.Copy !req
720. I get the good-looking section.Copy !req
721. That's a yes? Okay.Copy !req
722. Okay. And Harold gets
his job back. But not this job.Copy !req
723. - Somewhere in the restaurant.
- Deal.Copy !req
724. - Deal.
- Deal.Copy !req
725. - Okay. Okay.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
726. You made a really stupid deal,Copy !req
727. because as soon as you got in the stall,
I would have left.Copy !req
728. You think I wanna
hang around here?Copy !req
729. These handles are great.Copy !req
730. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
731. Yeah, they're from a coffin.Copy !req
732. - What? No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
733. Oh. Okay. Gotta go.Copy !req
734. - Okay.
- Keep working.Copy !req
735. Sure.Copy !req
736. Be careful.Copy !req
737. - What's wrong?
- Open the door.Copy !req
738. - I don't know how to open the door.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
739. - It's a button over there.
- There's a million fuckin' buttons.Copy !req
740. Right on your left there.
Press that button.Copy !req
741. - Look at you.
- Huh?Copy !req
742. - Mr. automotive man.
- Look at that.Copy !req
743. L-let's get something to eat,
or something, you know?Copy !req
744. Yeah, you got something on your nose.Copy !req
745. - Hey. What the fuck?
- Open the window.Copy !req
746. - Fuck me.
- Come on, Bentley. Give me your money.Copy !req
747. - I told you not to get this car.
- Oh, shut up.Copy !req
748. - Like a fucking idiot.
- Here. Take it. Have...Copy !req
749. - What else you got?
- "I got a Bentley. I got a Bentley."Copy !req
750. - What else you got in the trunk?
- I got nothin' in there.Copy !req
751. Some golf clubs, that's all.Copy !req
752. - You don't need that shit.
- Golf clubs. Perfect, pop it.Copy !req
753. - Golf clubs?
- That's perfect. Pop it.Copy !req
754. Yeah. What's the difference?Copy !req
755. Pop the trunk, old timer.
Let's go.Copy !req
756. - You don't know how to pop...
- It's right over there, on, on that...Copy !req
757. Who are you working with, here?Copy !req
758. - I'll be right back.
- Be right back? What are you, a maverick?Copy !req
759. Whoa, whoa. What's this?
What's this? No.Copy !req
760. Is that a Jets mask?Copy !req
761. Yeah, it's a Jets...
I'm a Jets fan.Copy !req
762. - You're a Jets fan?
- Yeah. They're the worst.Copy !req
763. Unbelievable! Me, too!Copy !req
764. Every year they lose.
You think they're gonna make...Copy !req
765. - It's awful. My friend killed himself.
- He's better off.Copy !req
766. They're responsible for murder.
They should put 'em all in prison.Copy !req
767. Uh,
I think my boss is being robbed.Copy !req
768. What is this, a putter?Copy !req
769. Let me just take a look
at this putter.Copy !req
770. - I'm gonna need that.
- No, it's an interesting...Copy !req
771. Listen, man. I need the putter...Copy !req
772. Keep the putter, you son of a...Copy !req
773. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
774. What happened?Copy !req
775. We have to talk.Copy !req
776. Lewis.Copy !req
777. Lewis.Copy !req
778. Did you notice
the tremendous tip I left?Copy !req
779. - Did I notice?
- I, I filled it out right in front of you,Copy !req
780. hoping you'd see it.Copy !req
781. - Huh? You liked it, right?
- I liked it. Yeah.Copy !req
782. - Sometimes I like a man to show off a little bit like that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
783. I didn't do it for the waiter.
I, I did it for you.Copy !req
784. Aw, thank you, Larry.Copy !req
785. So how's the whole grieving
thing going? Are you...Copy !req
786. - Oh.
- Are you feeling... widowy?Copy !req
787. Well, I'm not feeling
particularly widowy tonight.Copy !req
788. - Oh, is that so?
- Hmm.Copy !req
789. Interesting.Copy !req
790. Mm.Copy !req
791. - Aah. I like to hear that. That's very good.
- Mm.Copy !req
792. - Yeah.
- Oh. Oh, dear.Copy !req
793. - Oh. I'm sorry, Larry.
- Yeah.Copy !req
794. Yeah.Copy !req
795. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
796. - May he rest in peace.
- Yes.Copy !req
797. Is there anything else
on your mind?Copy !req
798. Well...Copy !req
799. Now that your mention it,Copy !req
800. one small thing.Copy !req
801. - A few days before Carl died...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
802. - We played golf. And, uh...
- Yeah.Copy !req
803. It was me and Jeff
against Carl and Lewis.Copy !req
804. - And I have found out subsequently...
- Mm.Copy !req
805. That Lewis was using
an illegal putter.Copy !req
806. So...Copy !req
807. you know, I feel like
that $500 that I gave CarlCopy !req
808. - was, was taken under false pretenses.
- Yeah?Copy !req
809. Okay. Why are you
telling me this?Copy !req
810. I just feel I'm owed that money.Copy !req
811. - The man is dead.
- Yeah.Copy !req
812. - He can't pay you back.
- Right. But...Copy !req
813. - Are you asking me to pay you $500?
- No. No.Copy !req
814. No. The, the estate.Copy !req
815. - The estate is me, Larry.
- Ah.Copy !req
816. I don't know why
you're asking this now.Copy !req
817. You know, I just feel like
I was cheated out of a win.Copy !req
818. Like in 2017Copy !req
819. when, uh, Austin
Seferian-JenkinsCopy !req
820. caught that ball and then
they said it wasn't a catch.Copy !req
821. So stupid. Cost the Jets the win.Copy !req
822. - The Jets?
- Yeah, they, they couldn't beat the Patriots.Copy !req
823. The fucking Jets, Larry?Copy !req
824. You come into this house,
and bring up the Jets?Copy !req
825. Do you know how much
disappointmentCopy !req
826. I have had to live with
from the Jets?Copy !req
827. - You've lived with disappointment?
- Yeah.Copy !req
828. - Are you serious?
- Yeah, Larry.Copy !req
829. Do you know what this team
has done to me?Copy !req
830. I haven't enjoyed
a football seasonCopy !req
831. since 1969.Copy !req
832. - Oh.
- Maybe '98 when Parcells was the coach for a year.Copy !req
833. - Get out of here.
- That was good, too. But that's it.Copy !req
834. No, please, Larry.
Get out of here.Copy !req
835. - Oh, literally?
- Get the fuck out, Larry.Copy !req
836. Literally.Copy !req
837. Mm. Okay.Copy !req
838. Oh, by the way, Seferian-JenkinsCopy !req
839. didn't survive
the recovery, Larry.Copy !req
840. - Oh. Oh, is that so?
- He didn't survive the ground...Copy !req
841. - on the recovery!
- Is that so?Copy !req
842. - Yeah.
- You don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
843. - Watch the playback, Larry.
- I've seen the playback 100 times.Copy !req
844. - I've seen it, too.
- That was a catch.Copy !req
845. - Oh, come on!
- That was a bullshit call.Copy !req
846. - Let me show you to your table.
- Please do.Copy !req
847. - Left turn.
- I know.Copy !req
848. - Well, hello, ladies.
- Hello.Copy !req
849. - Lovely dress.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
850. Well, what a fine-looking group.Copy !req
851. It is a great honor
to be sitting amongst you.Copy !req
852. You know, there are a ton
of different restaurantsCopy !req
853. for you to patronize
here in L.A.Copy !req
854. Do me a favor. Get lost.Copy !req
855. Very well. Benvenuto a Tiato.Copy !req
856. Mille grazie. Mille grazie.Copy !req
857. Ah?Copy !req
858. A man can relax.Copy !req
859. - And breathe some fresh air.
- And breathe this fresh air.Copy !req
860. Gentlemen, great to see you.Copy !req
861. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
862. This is Harold,
the bathroom attendantCopy !req
863. - I was telling you about.
- Harold!Copy !req
864. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Well, let me say, let's shake.Copy !req
865. - I can't thank you enough.
- Eh, my pleasure.Copy !req
866. - Seriously. The tips are great.
- Oh, I'm so happy for you.Copy !req
867. Not only that,
I'm not getting that look, you know?Copy !req
868. - Oh, yeah.
- Like, oh, this guy in the bathroom.Copy !req
869. Yeah. What, what are you
doing in here? Yeah.Copy !req
870. And these are for you. For you.Copy !req
871. - Great. Thanks so much.
- A couple for later.Copy !req
872. - Actually, I know them.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
873. - He's with me.
- Those are my friends over there.Copy !req
874. - He, he belongs over here.
- Hey.Copy !req
875. - How you guys doing?
- Hey, Sam.Copy !req
876. - What's going on?
- Hey, Sam.Copy !req
877. Uh, Larry,
I want to thank you again for the referral.Copy !req
878. I had the examination
with Mrs. Sacks.Copy !req
879. Oh, great, great. How did it go?Copy !req
880. Yeah, she just had
a small rash on her neck.Copy !req
881. - Yeah.
- Probably the result of stress. You know, she's mourningCopy !req
882. right now and that can
take a toll on the skin.Copy !req
883. - Yeah, terrible toll.
- Um, other than that,Copy !req
884. incredibly healthy skin.
Maybe the healthiest I've seenCopy !req
885. in all my years in the field.Copy !req
886. Uh, wonderful
fibroblastic health,Copy !req
887. flawless lymphatic system.Copy !req
888. Really everything from epidermis
to subcutaneous layer just...Copy !req
889. - Ah.
- The image of health.Copy !req
890. She did have a few questionsCopy !req
891. regarding some really
minor irregularities,Copy !req
892. so I did go ahead and conduct
a, uh, full body exam.Copy !req
893. - Full body?
- Yeah.Copy !req
894. Well, standard checkup
is full body. Yeah.Copy !req
895. Did you examine...Copy !req
896. - everything?
- Everything.Copy !req
897. And?Copy !req
898. The only word that
comes to mind is, uh...Copy !req
899. magical.Copy !req
900. Oh, my God!Copy !req
901. - What happened?
- I don't know!Copy !req
902. Help! Uh, someone's having
a seizure in the ugly section.Copy !req
903. Is anyone here a doctor?Copy !req
904. No. But my father is.Copy !req
905. - Hi, guys.
- Hi, ladies.Copy !req
906. - Oh...
- I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
907. Are you?Copy !req
908. I never thought I'd hear those
words come out of your mouth.Copy !req
909. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
910. Jon's starring in a movie.
The character's based on me.Copy !req
911. So he's kind of shadowing me.Copy !req
912. What's the name of the movie?Copy !req
913. The Biggest Asshole
that Ever Roamed the Earth?Copy !req
914. What are you drinking
in the daytime for?Copy !req
915. - Who drinks in the daytime?
- People who go to brunch.Copy !req
916. Well, we're...
We're not at brunch.Copy !req
917. Okay, so I am not having
a mimosa.Copy !req
918. - I need you to do me a favor.
- I can't do it.Copy !req
919. No, no, you gotta do it.
I can't do it.Copy !req
920. I already got my sweats on.Copy !req
921. What is it,
an immutable law of physics?Copy !req
922. Once you're in sweats,
you can't get out?Copy !req