1. You can't park there.Copy !req
2. You don't have a sticker.Copy !req
3. - Yeah.
- A handicapped... This is a handicapped spot.Copy !req
4. Yeah, I'm just gonna be
a minute.Copy !req
5. Two minutes at the most.Copy !req
6. Yeah, I know,
but people coming to useCopy !req
7. my son's store, here.Copy !req
8. My son Joseph owns this store,Copy !req
9. so you really can't park there.Copy !req
10. So you're Mocha Joe's mom.Copy !req
11. Yeah, yeah.
My name's Jane.Copy !req
12. - Mocha Jane.
- Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane.Copy !req
13. But you can't park here,
because it's handicapped.Copy !req
14. You know what,
Mocha Jane?Copy !req
15. There are no spaces in this lot.Copy !req
16. - But it's for handicapped.
- I just have to go into my storeCopy !req
17. and drop this off.Copy !req
18. You're Latte Larry!Copy !req
19. Oh, I should have known.Copy !req
20. Joseph told me about you.Copy !req
21. We're gonna take you down,
Latte Larry.Copy !req
22. We shall see, Mocha Jane.Copy !req
23. We shall see.Copy !req
24. What is this world coming to?Copy !req
25. Hey, do me a favor.
Put those in storage.Copy !req
26. Hey, hey.Copy !req
27. - Ah. Hello, Freddy.
- Good to see you.Copy !req
28. - What brings you here?
- I wanted to see, uh, the ColosseumCopy !req
29. before the gladiators
started fighting.Copy !req
30. I got some great things
happening here.Copy !req
31. It looks like it.
The bones are great.Copy !req
32. We got tables here, okay?Copy !req
33. And what are they gonna have
next to them?Copy !req
34. A little coat rack.Copy !req
35. - For coats. Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
36. And Purell, every table.Copy !req
37. A little squirt,Copy !req
38. and you're ready
for your muffin.Copy !req
39. Who's coming in? Howie
Mandel and his family every day?Copy !req
40. All right. Okay. Forget that.Copy !req
41. Now I want to show you
the thing I'm most proud of.Copy !req
42. That's what I want to see.Copy !req
43. Welcome
to the 21st century bathroom.Copy !req
44. - Uh-huh. Yep.
- Splash-free.Copy !req
45. Look. First you got
the snow shoes down there.Copy !req
46. You step on those.Copy !req
47. See how it lifts up?Copy !req
48. - Okay, now, watch this.Copy !req
49. You set it to your levelCopy !req
50. - of where your penis is.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
51. I feel like I'm with Howard
Hughes right before the nails go big.Copy !req
52. - No, I do.Copy !req
53. - It's cool, though.
- It's, uh, it's quite an advancement.Copy !req
54. - I'm so proud of these boys.
- You should be.Copy !req
55. - I am. Look at this.
- And where's the can?Copy !req
56. Where's the shitter?Copy !req
57. Oh. No such thing.Copy !req
58. Well, what if someone has to...
What if somebody has to...Copy !req
59. Let 'em go home.Copy !req
60. - Then you lose customers.
- Who cares?Copy !req
61. I'd rather have a no-coffee
buyer than a defecator.Copy !req
62. How about the ladies?
What do they got?Copy !req
63. - Let me show you.
- Okay.Copy !req
64. Look. Look
at this. Look at this.Copy !req
65. See,
this is smart. The ladies get to sit down.Copy !req
66. - This makes sense.
- No, no, no. They don't sit.Copy !req
67. - They squat.
- I don't get it.Copy !req
68. Women don't want to sit.Copy !req
69. They're very envious
that we can...Copy !req
70. They have... They have pee envy,
actually.Copy !req
71. - Look what I've done for them.
- Okay.Copy !req
72. See? Grab
onto these bars,Copy !req
73. then the knees go in here.Copy !req
74. They don't touch anything.Copy !req
75. They're not touching.
That's what they don't like.Copy !req
76. They don't like touching
the toilet.Copy !req
77. It's like a Pilates class,
though. Is it hard?Copy !req
78. You don't want to go too
much longer than a pee time.Copy !req
79. I wouldn't stay here all day.Copy !req
80. And the pants go where?Copy !req
81. You know, I don't know.
Whatever they do with them.Copy !req
82. Come and join me.
Saddle up.Copy !req
83. - You all right? Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. - Just grab on here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
85. - Grab on here.
- Let's see how we do it.Copy !req
86. Yeah.Copy !req
87. - Oh, this one feels good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. - This is empowering.
- Yeah.Copy !req
89. - Just this body position makes me feel strong. You?
- I'm really getting tired.Copy !req
90. - Did you consult women on this?
- No.Copy !req
91. They'll love this, though.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
92. - I like the feeling here.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
93. - My legs are killing me.
- I gotta get up.Copy !req
94. You know,
I got one more idea.Copy !req
95. - You're kidding me?
- No.Copy !req
96. - One more? Okay.
- This is a tremendous idea.Copy !req
97. - A cup, okay...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
98. - That keeps coffee hot.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
99. - Like a thermos? No.
- No, not a thermos. The cup itself...Copy !req
100. - Heats. Uh-huh.
- Heats, is hot.Copy !req
101. - You got plans?
- There's no plans.Copy !req
102. I don't, I don't, you know,
how am I gonna do it?Copy !req
103. I'd need an inventor.Copy !req
104. I know a guy. He's like a patent guy,
he's got like 45 patents.Copy !req
105. - Really?
- He's a very eccentric kind of guy.Copy !req
106. He's an inventor. They're
supposed to be eccentric.Copy !req
107. Marconi used to go
mountain climbing naked.Copy !req
108. - The nuttier the better.
I can text you his name.Copy !req
109. - Thank you.
- You look great.Copy !req
110. - Hey, Freddy Funkhouser.
- Hey, how are you?Copy !req
111. - Good. The mattress king.
- Great to see you.Copy !req
112. - The champ, mattress champ.
- Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch.Copy !req
113. - Right?
- That's right, that's right. Good to see you.Copy !req
114. All right. See you later.
- See you.Copy !req
115. This is it?Copy !req
116. - Oh, will you stop it?
- Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry.Copy !req
117. - I don't give a fuck.
- You've been working on it for God knows how long.Copy !req
118. Where's some color? You
need some pizzazz in here,Copy !req
119. - you want to attract customers.
- Are you... are you through?Copy !req
120. All right, look.
I'm here to ask a favor.Copy !req
121. I'm having a surprise party
for Jeff for his birthday.Copy !req
122. - Oh.
- So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th,Copy !req
123. which is three days before
his birthday. He'll never know.Copy !req
124. But I need you to help
with the ruse.Copy !req
125. - First of all, it's a terrible idea.
- Why?Copy !req
126. - Number one, people hate surprise parties.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
127. - You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party.
- No. Everybody.Copy !req
128. Oh,
that's fun? That's fun? - Yes.Copy !req
129. - Nobody's doing...Copy !req
130. - Yeah.
- He's gonna be thrilled.Copy !req
131. The guy's got a heart condition.Copy !req
132. We go to the same cardiologist,
Dr. Holzer.Copy !req
133. - Oi, that one. Yeah.
- Okay?Copy !req
134. Surprises are,
are dangerous!Copy !req
135. - He'll be thrilled with it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
136. He's gonna love
every minute of it.Copy !req
137. - Oh, yeah.
- "Surprise!" He'll be happy.Copy !req
138. - He'll be happy? He'll be dead.
- I wanna have it,Copy !req
139. he's gonna love it,
and we're having it. Okay?Copy !req
140. You know what? I'm gonna go talk to
Dr. Holzer about this. We'll see what he says.Copy !req
141. - Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay?
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
142. How can I help you?Copy !req
143. I was wondering if I could
talk to Dr. Holzer.Copy !req
144. Okay, do you have
an appointment?Copy !req
145. No. No, I don't.Copy !req
146. - Are you a patient of Dr. Holzer's?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
147. Okay. Can you...Copy !req
148. - sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
149. - Thank you.
- What is this?Copy !req
150. Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?Copy !req
151. Rusty, in quotes?Copy !req
152. Uh, that's the doctor's card.Copy !req
153. He put a nickname on the card?
Why's he doing that?Copy !req
154. - Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out.
- Okay.Copy !req
155. I haven't seen you
around before. You new?Copy !req
156. - Uh, no, I've been here for a few months.
- Really?Copy !req
157. - Eight or nine months or so.
- You like it?Copy !req
158. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.Copy !req
159. So, for lunch, do you go out or do
you bring something from home?Copy !req
160. Either.Copy !req
161. I guess you gotta be a little
careful of the food you bring inCopy !req
162. because sometimes it has an odor,
and it... it smells up the office.Copy !req
163. You know,
like on a plane. You bring food on a plane?Copy !req
164. - Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you.
- Sure. Sure.Copy !req
165. - All right, will do.
- Thank you.Copy !req
166. Hey. Am I crazy?Copy !req
167. Or did you get
some new artwork in here?Copy !req
168. Uh, yeah, we made a few changes
around the beginning of the year.Copy !req
169. Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting,
you know.Copy !req
170. What, what do you think
of that painting?Copy !req
171. Oh, I know that face.Copy !req
172. That's, "Oh, you're
coming onto me."Copy !req
173. I'm not coming onto you.
I'm not hitting on you.Copy !req
174. Everything's not a hit. People can
make conversations without it being a hit.Copy !req
175. The whole world is not a hit.Copy !req
176. Okay. Have a seat. Thank you.Copy !req
177. It's good to see you, Larry.
What, uh...Copy !req
178. Everything okay?
What brings you here?Copy !req
179. First, I want to ask you
about this card.Copy !req
180. - Mm-hmm.
- "Rusty"?Copy !req
181. Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?Copy !req
182. I'm trying it out.
Rusty. It's a nickname.Copy !req
183. - Who gives themselves a nickname?
- I'm just trying it. It's new.Copy !req
184. Most people are given nicknamesCopy !req
185. for some personality quirk
or trait.Copy !req
186. If you ate a lot of
peaches one day,Copy !req
187. when you were a kid
and, and you threw up,Copy !req
188. - maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life.Copy !req
189. Where, where'd you
come up with "Rusty"?Copy !req
190. I feel like a Rusty.Copy !req
191. - Okay. Um...
- Good enough.Copy !req
192. The reason I'm here
is that, uh...Copy !req
193. Susie Greene,
Jeff Greene's wife,Copy !req
194. is throwing a surprise party
for him on the 20th,Copy !req
195. and I'm very concernedCopy !req
196. - his heart might not be able to take...
- Mm.Copy !req
197. That element of surprise...Copy !req
198. Surprise! You know,
everybody jumps out.Copy !req
199. - It's scary! You know?
- Right, right.Copy !req
200. Yeah. I can see that.Copy !req
201. Given the condition
of his heart,Copy !req
202. I just want to see if
you're giving that the okay.Copy !req
203. Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortableCopy !req
204. unless there was a, you know,Copy !req
205. a qualified physician,Copy !req
206. uh, in attendance.Copy !req
207. - Where's the party?
- Scopa.Copy !req
208. - Scopa?
- Yeah.Copy !req
209. Oh, that's hard to get into.
That's a trendy spot.Copy !req
210. - You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities.
- Oh.Copy !req
211. Chris Martin's gonna,
he's gonna sing.Copy !req
212. - Chris Martin?
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. - Wow.
- You like Coldplay?Copy !req
214. Cold... Oh, I love...Copy !req
215. - I mean that, that's big.
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. - They're great. Yeah.
- That's a lot of pressure.Copy !req
217. Yeah, I don't feel good
about this.Copy !req
218. The surprise party,
wouldn't do it.Copy !req
219. - No. Not safe.
- Huh.Copy !req
220. And suppose...Copy !req
221. you were invited to this?Copy !req
222. - Would you have a different opinion?
- Oh.Copy !req
223. - I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that.
- Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
224. - I mean, if I, if I came to the party?
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
225. - Saturday, the 20th.
- Scopa.Copy !req
226. That's a good idea.
I mean, that changes things.Copy !req
227. I'll talk to Susie.Copy !req
228. Hopefully, we can, uh...Copy !req
229. snare you an invite.Copy !req
230. Oh. Good enough.Copy !req
231. - Thank you so much.
- Hey, my pleas...Copy !req
232. - You let me know. You keep me posted.
- I certainly will,Copy !req
233. - and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
234. - Okay?
- Thank you, Larry.Copy !req
235. - Uh... Of course.
May I use your bathroom?Copy !req
236. - Thank you.
- Uh, all right.Copy !req
237. Be right back. I'm just
gonna use the bathroom real quick.Copy !req
238. Hi.Copy !req
239. - Hi.
- Why did you pass me?Copy !req
240. Well...Copy !req
241. I calculated your speed,Copy !req
242. my speed, the distance,
my average urination time,Copy !req
243. and according
to my calculations,Copy !req
244. I would have had to wait
three to four minutes,Copy !req
245. whereas you only had to wait
12 to 15 seconds.Copy !req
246. I think it was the right move.Copy !req
247. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. It was inconsiderate.Copy !req
249. Is that your top speed
on this thing?Copy !req
250. - My top speed? Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
251. Did you hear footsteps
behind you?Copy !req
252. - I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me.
- Okay.Copy !req
253. You should have moved over
to the right to let me pass.Copy !req
254. You should have given me
one of these.Copy !req
255. - You know?
- No, you've got to wait.Copy !req
256. You're blocking traffic.
You're in the slow car.Copy !req
257. You've gotta let
the fast cars through.Copy !req
258. No, you've gotta respect
the car in the front.Copy !req
259. I think you have bad walker
etiquette. You're a hallway hog.Copy !req
260. - I didn't hog the hallway.
- I'll tell you what.Copy !req
261. Can I make it up to you?
Let me buy you a cup of coffee.Copy !req
262. Do you mean now or sometime?Copy !req
263. Yeah, yeah. Sometime.Copy !req
264. I'd love that.
I'm Wally, by the way.Copy !req
265. - Wally, Larry.
- Larry.Copy !req
266. - Yeah.
- Good to meet you.Copy !req
267. Look, I've got nothing
against the handicapped.Copy !req
268. I've, I've dated
two women in, in wheelchairs.Copy !req
269. - Whoa. Two?
- Yeah.Copy !req
270. My disabled bona fides
are well-established.Copy !req
271. - Are you still dating one of them?
- No, no.Copy !req
272. She caught me cheating with the
other... with the other disabled woman.Copy !req
273. - Oof.
- Sure. Yeah, pretty good.Copy !req
274. So, Susie, I spoke
to the cardiologist,Copy !req
275. and I think you should consider
the idea of having him there.Copy !req
276. - Holzer?
- Yeah.Copy !req
277. He is so transparent.Copy !req
278. He's trying to finagle
an invitation to the party.Copy !req
279. You know what?
He's not getting one.Copy !req
280. We had two dinners
with him and his wife.Copy !req
281. Aggressively boring,
fuckin' brutal.Copy !req
282. Susie, why does it
have to be a surprise?Copy !req
283. Because I want it to be.Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. You're trying to kill him.Copy !req
286. - Trying to kill who?
- Jeff.Copy !req
287. You want to give him
a heart attack,Copy !req
288. and you want him to die
at that party.Copy !req
289. That's your plan, isn't it?
Huh? Isn't it?Copy !req
290. You're the most ridiculousCopy !req
291. - human being I've ever encountered.
- Oh, am I?Copy !req
292. Anything happens to Jeff
at that party...Copy !req
293. I'm going to the cops.
What do you think of that?Copy !req
294. What are you gonna say? "Oh, my
friend's wife threw him a surprise party."Copy !req
295. Here's the evidence.
It's an invitation."Copy !req
296. You ruin this surprise party,
I'm gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
297. Building on basic ideas,Copy !req
298. I've come to these
three elements.Copy !req
299. You have your coffee cup,
of course.Copy !req
300. - Now here's where the magic is.
Oh, wow.Copy !req
301. That is your
heating element, there.Copy !req
302. This is all going to be
one thing, of course.Copy !req
303. - And the heat comes from here.
- Heat comes from there.Copy !req
304. - This is mind-blow... This is unbelievable.
- Yes.Copy !req
305. I'm excited about this project
because it means something to me.Copy !req
306. Of course,
'cause you hate cold coffee.Copy !req
307. - I do.
- I mean,Copy !req
308. I'm so sick of taking
five, six, seven sips,Copy !req
309. and it's cold.Copy !req
310. It's as if coffee
is dictating to usCopy !req
311. when it must be consumed.Copy !req
312. I'm not okay with that.Copy !req
313. I love that.Copy !req
314. - Heated cups.
- Oh, look who's up from a nap.Copy !req
315. Ah.Copy !req
316. Who's my?
Hmm?Copy !req
317. - Guter Hund!Copy !req
318. This is my assistant, Adolf.Copy !req
319. You named your dog... Adolf?Copy !req
320. I named him after
my grandfather, my opa.Copy !req
321. He kind of looks like him.Copy !req
322. He's got a handsome face,
but you can tell...Copy !req
323. he's stern.Copy !req
324. You know what? I have,
uh...Copy !req
325. another drawing I want to
show you. You're gonna love this.Copy !req
326. - Hey, hey.Copy !req
327. Hey.Copy !req
328. - Hey!Copy !req
329. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
330. Hey!Copy !req
331. - Good boy. Yeah.Copy !req
332. Good boy.Copy !req
333. All right. I found it.Copy !req
334. Hey. What the hell's
with your dog?Copy !req
335. What?Copy !req
336. He was growling at me before,
like he was going to attack me,Copy !req
337. I was scared to death,
then I went " Heil Hitler,"Copy !req
338. and he suddenly walked over
and just lay down.Copy !req
339. - What? Why would you do that?
- Why would it work?Copy !req
340. Did you put
your arm out like thatCopy !req
341. - when you said it?
- Yeah, yeah. Like that.Copy !req
342. I know what that is.Copy !req
343. When I trained him,Copy !req
344. I would put a treat out
with my arm up, like that.Copy !req
345. Heel.Copy !req
346. See?Copy !req
347. Here's that, uh,
drawing I was looking for.Copy !req
348. As you can see,
these are different elements.Copy !req
349. He's a white supremacist.Copy !req
350. He named his dog Adolf.Copy !req
351. He named his dog
after his grandfather.Copy !req
352. Hey, if my grandfather
was named Pol Pot,Copy !req
353. I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot.Copy !req
354. Okay, I think he's more of
an eccentric than anything.Copy !req
355. - Eccentric?
- He's like an outdoors guy.Copy !req
356. He's part of a tornado-chasing
troop called Stormfront.Copy !req
357. He had a great shirt and hat.Copy !req
358. I fuckin' love those TV showsCopy !req
359. where motherfuckin' white guys
get in a fuckin' vanCopy !req
360. - and chase fuckin' tornadoes and shit like that.
- This is this dude.Copy !req
361. - Yeah, yeah.
- No black guys in that van?Copy !req
362. No black man would ever
chase a fuckin' tornado.Copy !req
363. - Yeah. Why...
- That shit is dumb as fuck.Copy !req
364. Yeah, that,
that's so true.Copy !req
365. Right. But whatever
makes him weird like thatCopy !req
366. also makes him great
at inventing.Copy !req
367. And that's what we're
talking about here, the cup.Copy !req
368. All right. Um...Copy !req
369. It's been sitting here
ten minutes. Time to test.Copy !req
370. Moment of truth.Copy !req
371. Hmm.Copy !req
372. I swear to you,
this is just as hotCopy !req
373. as it was ten minutes ago.Copy !req
374. That's tremendous.
- Just as hot.Copy !req
375. I mean, this is amazing.Copy !req
376. Well, you got Boris
to thank for it.Copy !req
377. Please, uh,
have him contact me.Copy !req
378. I got plenty of ideas and shit.Copy !req
379. - Really?
Give me one off the top of your head.Copy !req
380. Okay. Uh, uh...Copy !req
381. - Pussy tea. Huh?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
382. All the taste of pussy,
without the commitment.Copy !req
383. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Like, put that shit in a tea bag.Copy !req
384. Well, I'll put you in contact
and see if anything flies from it.Copy !req
385. - Please do.
- I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party.Copy !req
386. - You guys going?
I got big issues with this surprise party.Copy !req
387. Jeff has a heart condition.Copy !req
388. - Oh.
- Susie knows that.Copy !req
389. - You're gonna think I'm crazy.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
390. I feel like Susie wants to give
this guy a heart attackCopy !req
391. with all these people yelling,
"Surprise." She wants to kill him.Copy !req
392. You're saying the point of
the surprise party is to kill him?Copy !req
393. - Yeah.
- Well, you're... It is crazy.Copy !req
394. You don't think like a killer.
You don't have a devious mind.Copy !req
395. I do. I think like a killer.Copy !req
396. Because there are so many people
I want to kill.Copy !req
397. - Mm-hmm.
- And I'm telling you,Copy !req
398. she has bad intentions.Copy !req
399. I love a good mystery.Copy !req
400. I was watching
Columbo one night,Copy !req
401. at three in the morning.Copy !req
402. This motherfucker
had me convincedCopy !req
403. I did the shit.Copy !req
404. Man, you are in a tough spot.Copy !req
405. Yeah.Copy !req
406. Let's think it through.
If you tell him...Copy !req
407. She'll kill me.Copy !req
408. But then,
if you don't tell him...Copy !req
409. He could have
a heart attack and die.Copy !req
410. So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
411. Oh, I'm not gonna tell him.Copy !req
412. Then you'll have
to live with that.Copy !req
413. Eh.Copy !req
414. Hey, you wanna
play golf tomorrow?Copy !req
415. Uh, no, I can't.Copy !req
416. I have an appointment in
Beverly Hills at nine o'clock.Copy !req
417. Then I have another appointment
in Beverly Hills at eleven.Copy !req
418. I don't need the day planner.Copy !req
419. I'm trying to think
what I'm gonna do...Copy !req
420. - Oh, okay.
- In between.Copy !req
421. I can't go home.Copy !req
422. Ah... .
I got it.Copy !req
423. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
424. Hello.Copy !req
425. Do you
have an appointment?Copy !req
426. I don't have an appointment.Copy !req
427. Do you need to see the doctor?Copy !req
428. Uh-uh.Copy !req
429. Can I ask what you're doing?Copy !req
430. I'm just between appointments.Copy !req
431. I needed somewhere to wait,
and this is a waiting room.Copy !req
432. You're just using
this waiting room...Copy !req
433. - To wait.
That's not done.Copy !req
434. This is an establishment.
It's a, it's a business.Copy !req
435. And you know what?
My presence hereCopy !req
436. is helping business.Copy !req
437. You go in a restaurant,
you see nobody in there,Copy !req
438. you don't think it's any good.Copy !req
439. When you see people there,
you think it's good.Copy !req
440. Same thing with
the doctor's office.Copy !req
441. Oh, it's, it's the hitting
thing? You think I'm hitting?Copy !req
442. You've shown up to my place of work,
unannounced,Copy !req
443. and now you're just
sitting there staring at me.Copy !req
444. - It's not a hit.
- You know, it's starting to feel more like stalking.Copy !req
445. You're living in this paranoid
world of hitting and stalking, and...Copy !req
446. "Everybody wants me."
There's a certain kind of conceitCopy !req
447. - attached to this, if you don't mind me saying.Copy !req
448. - I'm just waiting. That's it.
- Hey.Copy !req
449. - Hey.
- DR. Larry.Copy !req
450. - How you doing?
- Good, how are you?Copy !req
451. Good. Good.Copy !req
452. Hear, uh, uh,
any news on the party?Copy !req
453. I wish I had some
good news for you.Copy !req
454. Oh, no, no. It's, uh...
you know...Copy !req
455. I want you to go to the party.Copy !req
456. - Susie nixed it.
- Nothing. All right.Copy !req
457. Do you think I want Jeff
walking in on...Copy !req
458. a big surprise like that?Copy !req
459. I'm a little concerned
about him, but, uh...Copy !req
460. - I don't have an invite.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
461. - What?
- How about this?Copy !req
462. I got it.
You call Jeff,Copy !req
463. you ask him out for dinner,
at Scopa,Copy !req
464. on the 20th.Copy !req
465. He'll go back,
he'll tell Susie.Copy !req
466. Susie will... she'll text me.
She'll say no. She'll cancel.Copy !req
467. But you never got the text.Copy !req
468. No, I'd get the text.Copy !req
469. No. You never got the text.Copy !req
470. So at the party,
Susie says,Copy !req
471. "I texted you and cancelled"
and I'd say,Copy !req
472. "I never got the text."Copy !req
473. Ta-da! Yes.Copy !req
474. No, I don't know.
Um, lying to Susie, that's...Copy !req
475. Susie scares me.Copy !req
476. Yeah, she scares everybody,
but you-you can't let her run your life.Copy !req
477. She's very scary.
I'm scared of Susie.Copy !req
478. Are you serious?
Come on.Copy !req
479. - I don't know...
- Stop being such a wuss.Copy !req
480. - Rusty!
- I'll do it.Copy !req
481. - I'll do it.
- Proud of you.Copy !req
482. Call Jeff.Copy !req
483. - Thank you, Larry.
- Any time, Rusty.Copy !req
484. - DR. Never got it. Never got the text.
- Doctor?Copy !req
485. Well,Copy !req
486. I've got work to do.Copy !req
487. I've got waiting to do.Copy !req
488. You know,
I've never had a handicapped friend before.Copy !req
489. I'd like to have friends
of all creeds and disabilities.Copy !req
490. I mean, who's gonna get mad
at a guy like that?Copy !req
491. I have a friend
who's an amputee.Copy !req
492. An amputee friend? Oh,
I'd kill for an amputee friend.Copy !req
493. Wally,
can you speed this up a bit? I mean,Copy !req
494. you drive as slow as you,
as you walk, with that walker.Copy !req
495. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
496. That's not a compliment.Copy !req
497. - Look
at this. That truck is passing youCopy !req
498. - on the right lane, you're so slow.Copy !req
499. There's a whole...
All those horns,Copy !req
500. - they're beeping you.
- I don't think it's me.Copy !req
501. Well, who do you think
the honks are for?Copy !req
502. - Each other.
- I don't even know how you ever got a license.Copy !req
503. Oh, it was pretty easy.
I mean, I studied up for it.Copy !req
504. And I went to the DMV,Copy !req
505. and I signed up, went home,Copy !req
506. waited for my appointment,
and then took...Copy !req
507. Yeah, I don't need
all the details of,Copy !req
508. - of that particular day in your life.
- Took it...Copy !req
509. I'll spare you all the...Copy !req
510. - details, but I...
- Spare me. Spare me.Copy !req
511. Go ahead. Yeah.Copy !req
512. And I sat with the instructor...Copy !req
513. Okay, you just said you would spare
me the details, but you're not sparing.Copy !req
514. I'm skipping over
a lot of stuff.Copy !req
515. Oh, my God!Copy !req
516. S-Susie.Copy !req
517. Make, make a U-turn.
Make a U-turn.Copy !req
518. - I want you to follow that woman.
- Sure.Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. Here we go.Copy !req
521. That lady right there?Copy !req
522. Yeah, she's right there
in that, that leopard coat.Copy !req
523. Only she would have
a coat like that.Copy !req
524. Are we giving her a ride?Copy !req
525. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
526. So, should I honk at her?Copy !req
527. No, no,
no. Don't honk. Don't honk.Copy !req
528. What is she up to?Copy !req
529. What is she doing?
Westside Travel and Tour.Copy !req
530. Okay, we gotta find
a parking space nearby.Copy !req
531. How about right in front?Copy !req
532. What are you doing? You
can't park here. It's handicapped.Copy !req
533. Yes. Exactly.Copy !req
534. Oh, my God. Ho boy.Copy !req
535. Wow.Copy !req
536. You can park anywhere
with one of these.Copy !req
537. Oh.
Love to have one of those.Copy !req
538. Okay.
Here's what you're gonna do.Copy !req
539. You're gonna go
in that travel agency.Copy !req
540. - All right.
- You're gonna look at someCopy !req
541. pamphlets, brochures,
whatever.Copy !req
542. Meanwhile, the whole time,
you're eavesdroppingCopy !req
543. on her conversation.Copy !req
544. - That lady?
- Everything she says,Copy !req
545. you report back to me.
Got it?Copy !req
546. And what's her name,
in case that comes up?Copy !req
547. Don't pay any attention to her!
You're eavesdropping!Copy !req
548. 'Cause I wouldn't...
I wouldn't knowCopy !req
549. her name, anyway.
She would be a stranger to me.Copy !req
550. Yes. Right!Copy !req
551. Right.Copy !req
552. Okay.Copy !req
553. Oi.Copy !req
554. You gonna need help
with that walker?Copy !req
555. No. I'm good.Copy !req
556. - Do you want to come in with me?
- No, no!Copy !req
557. I can't come in with you.
She knows who I am.Copy !req
558. And don't come back in the car.Copy !req
559. - I'm not gonna come back in the car.
- You just came back.Copy !req
560. No, I'm going...Copy !req
561. - I'm going in...
- Okay, just go. Just go.Copy !req
562. - Okay. Back in a flash.
- Go. Hurry up.Copy !req
563. This could be a
matter of life or death.Copy !req
564. What?Copy !req
565. Hurry up.Copy !req
566. No, no, no. No, don't-Copy !req
567. Don't, don't, don't,
don't come back! Don't come back!Copy !req
568. I want sun, I want sand.Copy !req
569. I want spa.Copy !req
570. Okay.
- Spa facial.Copy !req
571. But nothing too remote,
'cause I'm a people person.Copy !req
572. - I like to socialize.
Islands are good?Copy !req
573. - Islands are great.
- All right. I'm thinking...Copy !req
574. - Bahamas?
- I love the Bahamas!Copy !req
575. - Yeah?
- I've never been there. I've always wanted to go.Copy !req
576. The weather is good all year in the Bahamas.
- Really.Copy !req
577. 'Cause it fucking sucks here
right now. Look at this...Copy !req
578. weather, this rain,
it's so oppressive.Copy !req
579. We can get
you to the Pink Sands Beach.Copy !req
580. - Ooh.
- We can fly you direct into Nassau.Copy !req
581. Only hitch:
I need it rather quickly.Copy !req
582. - That's not a problem.
- This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas.Copy !req
583. Bahamas!
Here I come, baby!Copy !req
584. I've been waiting
so long for this.Copy !req
585. - I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
- Aw. Girl.Copy !req
586. - Fascinating.
- Okay. What? What happened?Copy !req
587. So I went in there.
I did a pretty good jobCopy !req
588. - of sort of looking through the brochures and everything.
- Yeah.Copy !req
589. - They had ones from Japan...
- I'm really not interested in the brochures.Copy !req
590. What did she talk about?
What did she say?Copy !req
591. She was curious about...
the Bahamas.Copy !req
592. - The Bahamas?
- Yeah.Copy !req
593. Jeff hates the Caribbean.Copy !req
594. - When was she talking about doing this?
- She said soon.Copy !req
595. Soon.Copy !req
596. And it was something
she was really looking forward to.Copy !req
597. There you go.Copy !req
598. Thanks for lunch.Copy !req
599. I still can't
wrap my head around this...Copy !req
600. ticket to the Bahamas.
It's...Copy !req
601. - It's really crazy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
602. - All right. Well, let's do it again sometime.
- Yes.Copy !req
603. Great to see you.
I'm out of town.Copy !req
604. I get back on the 20th.Copy !req
605. But as soon as I'm back,
let's go get a meal.Copy !req
606. Hey, I don't suppose...Copy !req
607. you would mind lending me
your handicapped placard.Copy !req
608. Would that be possible?Copy !req
609. That is assigned to me.Copy !req
610. - No, of course. I understand.
- So that's... I had to apply for it.Copy !req
611. - Because of my feet and my leg, and...
- Obviously. Obviously.Copy !req
612. - Yeah.
- And the alignment in my spine, so...Copy !req
613. I'll take very good care of it.Copy !req
614. Well, I've never lent it
to anyone before,Copy !req
615. but let me just explain to you
what it is. This goes in your car.Copy !req
616. - You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror.
- Right. Stays up on the mirror.Copy !req
617. - Got it. Yeah. Right.
- Yeah. There's no lock.Copy !req
618. And you'll see that there's a
person in a wheelchair. That's not me.Copy !req
619. I didn't think
it was you, Wally.Copy !req
620. The number is G921...Copy !req
621. - BR7...
- Yeah, you don't have to read the number. I see it.Copy !req
622. - But if they ask you.
- If they ask me, yeah, I'll read it out there. Yeah.Copy !req
623. - G-9-2-1-B-R-7-9.
- Okay.Copy !req
624. I think we're good.
I think I got it.Copy !req
625. - All right.
- Thank you.Copy !req
626. - I'll see you when you get back.
- Okay.Copy !req
627. Leon!Copy !req
628. Leon, where are you?Copy !req
629. I got it!Copy !req
630. - I got it!
- Hey, I'm back here.Copy !req
631. Look what I got!Copy !req
632. Woo, what the fuck?
- I'm gonna go change.Copy !req
633. - We're gonna have some fun.
- You're goddamned right, we are.Copy !req
634. Hit the fuckin' lottery. The
fuckin' handicapped lottery, Larry.Copy !req
635. Woo! Whoa!
Here we go.Copy !req
636. We got the placard.
Let's use it.Copy !req
637. The sky's the
motherfuckin' limit.Copy !req
638. Oh, no. No. No.Copy !req
639. You're not gonna do this
a second time.Copy !req
640. Is that a hobbit?
No way!Copy !req
641. Aah, to hell with you.Copy !req
642. Oh, shit.Copy !req
643. Throw that shit on.Copy !req
644. Excuse me.
Got a placard, there.Copy !req
645. Ah! I am so sorry, sir.
Okay?Copy !req
646. Yeah.
- No problem. Have a great day.Copy !req
647. You know what? I just might
take a lead pipe to your legCopy !req
648. so we can get one of these
all the time.Copy !req
649. - What's next?Copy !req
650. This arcade
is doing big business.Copy !req
651. What is this? Oh,
yeah. I know. Oh, see?Copy !req
652. Thank you.Copy !req
653. Yeah!Copy !req
654. This thing. Wow.Copy !req
655. - Turn, turn, Larry! We gotta turn!
I am turning!Copy !req
656. Ooh!Copy !req
657. We got 287 tickets.Copy !req
658. Let me get that
Wiffle ball, bat right there.Copy !req
659. For my man, right there.
Yeah, he gon' love that shit.Copy !req
660. - That's for you.
- Ah!Copy !req
661. - Yeah.
- Matzo scented.Copy !req
662. See that?Copy !req
663. Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
664. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
665. Where are you going?Copy !req
666. - Uh, hitting some balls at the range.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
667. Listen, I, uh, made, uh,
dinner plans with Dr. Holzer.Copy !req
668. - When?
- For the, uh, 20th.Copy !req
669. No. Absolutely not. Cancel.Copy !req
670. - But...
- Cancel.Copy !req
671. Hey, Look who's there!
- That's that racist motherfucker?Copy !req
672. Yeah, and he's got the cups!Copy !req
673. We're in business.Copy !req
674. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
675. Whoa. Hey, hey.Copy !req
676. - Heil Hitler!Copy !req
677. Yes, that's a good boy.Copy !req
678. Who's a good Adolf?
Ooh!Copy !req
679. Wow. All these?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
680. - So fast.
- I know.Copy !req
681. - That was amazing.
- They're done.Copy !req
682. I looked at a spectrum of colors,
but I decided to go with white.Copy !req
683. It's the best.Copy !req
684. Good choice.
I like this.Copy !req
685. This is smart. You know?Copy !req
686. And I just made it smarter.Copy !req
687. By giving it a power saucer.Copy !req
688. - Wow.
- And this is where you get the juice for the battery.Copy !req
689. This is so impressive.Copy !req
690. Finally, a solution
to cold coffee.Copy !req
691. Yeah.Copy !req
692. Hey, hey!
- Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt!Copy !req
693. - Nein!Copy !req
694. Adolf!
Nein! Halt!Copy !req
695. Guter Hund! Nein!Copy !req
696. Adolf!Copy !req
697. - Was this important?Copy !req
698. Hey.
- Hey, I'm back.Copy !req
699. Yeah!Copy !req
700. Had a good trip,
a lot of fun.Copy !req
701. Great. Great.Copy !req
702. The placard.Copy !req
703. - Ah.
- I need it.Copy !req
704. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
705. A little problem
with the placard.Copy !req
706. The dog ate it.Copy !req
707. What dog?Copy !req
708. Adolf?Copy !req
709. Adolf. So this is
the best excuseCopy !req
710. - you can come up with?
- I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
711. That's what Adolf
wanted to eat is... plastic?Copy !req
712. Well, he wanted to eat
the Star of David,Copy !req
713. which was right
in front of the placard.Copy !req
714. The placard was
collateral damage.Copy !req
715. - Sorry.
- Are you stealing it? I need it...Copy !req
716. - No, I'm not stealing it. I'm telling you the truth.
- To park.Copy !req
717. You want to see it? You want
to see what I'm talking about?Copy !req
718. There was a lot more to it,
but it all crumpledCopy !req
719. and fell apart, and...Copy !req
720. I really need that to park.Copy !req
721. - Let me buy you a new one.
- If you don't mind, yes.Copy !req
722. No, I don't mind at all.Copy !req
723. - Go down to the DMV.
- Yeah.Copy !req
724. - And say it got misplaced.
- I, I know what to say.Copy !req
725. The number is G92...Copy !req
726. - Just, just text it to me.
- Okay.Copy !req
727. - I will text you the number. G92...
- Okay.Copy !req
728. Well, if you're going to text it to me,
there's no reason to repeat it,Copy !req
729. - 'cause I'm not going to remember it.
- Okay.Copy !req
730. So once you fill that out,
they'll give you a temporary pass.Copy !req
731. - Okay. Here you go.
- But the number will be differentCopy !req
732. - 'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary.
- Right, temporary.Copy !req
733. - So, it's T921...
- Okay. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
734. I'll get the placard.
As soon as I get it,Copy !req
735. I'll go to your house
and give you the placard.Copy !req
736. There's no more to be
said about it. Here you go.Copy !req
737. - Okay. Great. All right.
- All right. Sorry, again.Copy !req
738. Why are you going in a circle?Copy !req
739. You could have just
walked backwards.Copy !req
740. Easier to go down stairs
this way.Copy !req
741. It's easy.Copy !req
742. Quick. Ah.Copy !req
743. And we're down.Copy !req
744. Can't find my cell phone.Copy !req
745. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
746. Huh. Did you ask Susie?Copy !req
747. She don't know where it is.Copy !req
748. All right. You're up.Copy !req
749. You know what?Copy !req
750. You, you go first.Copy !req
751. - Wha... What's with you?
- Out of breath.Copy !req
752. - Out of breath?
- Yeah.Copy !req
753. Five steps.Copy !req
754. Just telling you,
I'm out of breath.Copy !req
755. How've things been
with you and Susie?Copy !req
756. She's been great.
Out of nowhere.Copy !req
757. But I'm gonna go with it.Copy !req
758. She even asked me
out to dinner tonight.Copy !req
759. - I'm meeting her at Scopa.
- Hmm. Really?Copy !req
760. Uh-huh.Copy !req
761. Jeff
She's been a doll.Copy !req
762. When have I ever said that
about Susie?Copy !req
763. Hey, Wally, it's Larry.
- Wally Hey. How's it going?Copy !req
764. I need you to do me a big favor.
Remember that woman we were following?Copy !req
765. Uh, yes.Copy !req
766. Larry Well,
she's giving a surprise partyCopy !req
767. for her husband tonight
at Scopa at 7:20.Copy !req
768. I need you to wait in front of the
restaurant, and when he walks up,Copy !req
769. tell him that there's
a surprise party inside for him.Copy !req
770. Why do you want me to ruin
a surprise?Copy !req
771. Because he
has a heart condition.Copy !req
772. And this could be a matter
of life and death.Copy !req
773. Why can't I just call him?Copy !req
774. Because he has no cell phone.
He lost it.Copy !req
775. I don't know if I have the right
clothes for it. Should I wear a, a jack...?Copy !req
776. It doesn't matter.
You're not going to the party.Copy !req
777. You're just waiting outside
and telling him about it.Copy !req
778. What does this person look like?Copy !req
779. I'm gonna send you a picture
and all the information.Copy !req
780. Everything you need to know.
I'll text you.Copy !req
781. Okay, and you have
my number, right?Copy !req
782. Of course I have your number!
How else could I have called?Copy !req
783. What's wrong? Buddy.Copy !req
784. Okay, he's gonna be here soon.Copy !req
785. Everybody, lots of noise.
Lots of noise.Copy !req
786. Hi. Here you go. Noise.Copy !req
787. Big, loud booming noise.Copy !req
788. - Lar.
- Big, loud, booming noise.Copy !req
789. - Yeah.
- That's what you want, don't you?Copy !req
790. The louder, the better.Copy !req
791. I don't know
what you're thinking,Copy !req
792. - but you're delusional.
Yeah.Copy !req
793. - Leon, so nice to see you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
794. Thank you for coming. He'll
be here soon. Lots of noise.Copy !req
795. - Lots of noise.
- Fuckin' see what you're talking about, now.Copy !req
796. - You see it, right?
- Oh, fuck yeah, I see it.Copy !req
797. - That's some shit.
- But guess what?Copy !req
798. - Mm-hmm.
- It's not gonna happen.Copy !req
799. I got a guy outside.Copy !req
800. - Mm.
- Who's gonna tell JeffCopy !req
801. it's a surprise.Copy !req
802. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?Copy !req
803. Hey, you can't park here.
It's handicapped.Copy !req
804. - Sir, I have a walker. I can park here.
- Where's your placard?Copy !req
805. I usually have one.
It's just,Copy !req
806. - a friend of mine borrowed it, and...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
807. If you don't have one now,
you can't park here.Copy !req
808. - Come on. Now. Let's go.Copy !req
809. Come on.Copy !req
810. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
811. - How you doing?
- Hey, hey. How are you?Copy !req
812. - Larry.
- Hey, Larry. Larry. That's right. Jeff's friend.Copy !req
813. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
814. - You playing tonight?
- Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs.Copy !req
815. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
816. Want to sing one with me?Copy !req
817. I'll probably leave
before you get on.Copy !req
818. I mean,
people pay a lot of money to see us.Copy !req
819. Yeah, I know. I don't like to stay
around too long for stuff like that.Copy !req
820. I'm not gonna be able
to look at everybodyCopy !req
821. just looking at you like this
and clapping and singing along.Copy !req
822. - You don't wanna...
- It's gonna be disgusting.Copy !req
823. - You know?
- I think it's just respect.Copy !req
824. Maybe I'll stay.Copy !req
825. - Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now.
- Yeah?Copy !req
826. Yeah.Copy !req
827. Are you leaving?Copy !req
828. Nobody's leaving.Copy !req
829. Oh, there's nothing.
There's gotta be something.Copy !req
830. No parking anytime.Copy !req
831. There's nowhere to park!Copy !req
832. Let me ask you a question.
You're in your car.Copy !req
833. One of your songs comes on.
What do you do?Copy !req
834. - I pull over.Copy !req
835. - You pull over?
- Yeah.Copy !req
836. - And you listen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
837. - You sing in the shower?
- If I have company,Copy !req
838. I'll sing in the shower, yeah.Copy !req
839. Why would you want to shower
with another person?Copy !req
840. The scents, and the aromas,
and the...Copy !req
841. Uh, it seems like
they could ruin a shower.Copy !req
842. - Okay.
Must be hard to get temperature consensusCopy !req
843. - in a shower.
- I mean, depends how you look at it.Copy !req
844. - Yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
845. - Hey.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
846. - I made it.
- Yeah, you made it.Copy !req
847. - Great.
- I got the new... I did the new...Copy !req
848. Yeah, you look terrific.
This is uh, Chris Martin.Copy !req
849. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
850. - Nice to meet you. Chris.
How are you?Copy !req
851. - Doctor...
- What's your name?Copy !req
852. - Dr. Andrew Holzer.
- Dr. Holzer. Andrew Holzer.Copy !req
853. - Uh, Rusty. Rusty Holzer.
Rusty.Copy !req
854. Yeah. - You don't,
with respect, look like a Rusty.Copy !req
855. Well, good to see ya.Copy !req
856. - Good to see you.
- Okay, man.Copy !req
857. - All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
858. So, um...Copy !req
859. - You miss London?
- No.Copy !req
860. No. I know it's there.Copy !req
861. I love, the West En...
The West End. Yeah.Copy !req
862. Rusty.Copy !req
863. How are there no spots?Copy !req
864. Come on, please!Copy !req
865. Something! Ah,
there's a spot. Yes.Copy !req
866. Before that, though, I was in Oregon,
a little residency there.Copy !req
867. And then about a year
in Carson City.Copy !req
868. - That was a whole different...
- Maybe we should get ready for the, uh...Copy !req
869. Oh. Oh, yeah, sure.
But anyway...Copy !req
870. Oh, God.Copy !req
871. Do you have a card?Copy !req
872. - Come on, Wally. What the fuck?
- Hey, Larry?Copy !req
873. - Huh?
- Larry.Copy !req
874. Hey, Larry. We could trade,Copy !req
875. - uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh...
Jesus.Copy !req
876. He's here!
Everybody quiet! Quiet!Copy !req
877. Get your noise-blowers ready!
He's here!Copy !req
878. Oh! Uh, uh...
uh, sir!Copy !req
879. Uh, Jeff?
Don't go in there!Copy !req
880. Uh, don't... Wait. Don't
go in there. It's a... It's a...Copy !req
881. All
Surprise!Copy !req
882. Wow.Copy !req
883. What?Copy !req
884. Too bad.Copy !req
885. Look. He's so surprised.
Look at his face.Copy !req
886. - Holzer!Copy !req
887. What the fuck are
you doing here?Copy !req
888. Chris Martin,
don't you dare talk to him.Copy !req
889. He was not invited!Copy !req
890. We, uh, we had a dinner...Copy !req
891. Oh, no. We canceled.
We left you a message.Copy !req
892. - I didn't get the message.
- You're a liar!Copy !req
893. - Oh, no. I... Ow. Ow.
- You are a liar!Copy !req
894. - You're a liar.
- Ow. Ow. Oh...Copy !req
895. You're a liar!Copy !req
896. Oh! Oh!
- Heart attack!Copy !req
897. - My heart.
Rusty!Copy !req
898. Rusty!Copy !req
899. Rusty!Copy !req
900. I'm opening up a coffee place.Copy !req
901. - You know? Yeah.
- That's cute.Copy !req
902. I've been looking for handles.Copy !req
903. I really like those
on the coffin.Copy !req
904. - I'mma take a quick pic.
- No, Larry.Copy !req
905. Would you mind just leaving
for a couple of minutes?Copy !req
906. - You're serious?
- This is not a job for human beings.Copy !req
907. Nobody wants you here.Copy !req
908. - You wanna work here part-time?
- I do.Copy !req
909. Ho-ho, well, most of the people
who come in hereCopy !req
910. are gonna be vile, vulgar,
the dregs of society.Copy !req
911. How did I wind up here?Copy !req
912. Oh, my God!Copy !req