Cromartie High School 1x9

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Mechazawa introduces everyone to his little brother, Mini Mechazawa. But, when Gorilla accidentally crushes him, can Mechazawa cope with it? And what will happen when he comes to pick his bother up, but finds out that he’s been crushed again!

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. Maeda's house

33. Happy birthday scumbag

34. Happy birthday to you, man

35. Happy birthday dear Maeda

36. Happy Birthday

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38. Happy birthday to you

39. All right! I'm gonna go crazy today!

40. Hold on a second, Hayashida.

41. It's nice to be casual,

42. but this is Maeda's house, so we'd better restrain ourselves.

43. No, that's okay, Kamiyama.

44. What?

45. Because you all got together for me today, right?

46. You're really a nice guy.

47. I'm glad that we're close friends.

48. That's my line.

49. I'm really feeling happy today.

50. These guys always gather at my house for a "decide the strongest man meeting"

51. or unimportant events I don't understand, without asking me.

52. lt's really been a bother.

53. But they gathered today to celebrate my birthday.

54. There's no reason for me to get upset.

55. Even if they go crazy today, I'll let it slide.

56. But there's just one thing that I wanna say to you...

57. My birthday was last month.

58. Happy birthday!

59. But if I said something like that, it would only ruin the atmosphere.

60. They just made a mistake.

61. I know for sure that they didn't do it on purpose.

62. I'm totally changing the subject,

63. but I heard the bookstore in front of the train station is holding an idol's autograph session.

64. Why don't we finish up Maeda's birthday early and head there?

65. Yeah, that's fine too.

66. So that's okay, right, Maeda?

67. Let me tell you something... That's Maeda's old lady.

68. What are you guys saying?

69. Didn't you gather today to celebrate my birthday?

70. Well, that's what I wanna say,

71. but technically it's not my birthday today.

72. I don't know what to say anymore.

73. Hayashida...

74. What are you doing, jerk?

75. This is the second time I've hit someone in my entire life.

76. That shows how upset I am.

77. Even if it is among close friends, there's things you can say and things you can't.

78. If you really cared about Maeda, you wouldn't have said that.

79. Isn't that right, Hayashida?

80. That's enough, Kamiyama. I don't mind at all.

81. No, Kamiyama's right. I got carried away and said a stupid thing.

82. Sometimes careless words hurt other people's feelings, don't they?

83. Sorry, Maeda. Forgive me!

84. Stop it! This isn't like the Hayashida I know.

85. Okay, all settled then. Now let's start again from the beginning.

86. Actually we have a present for you.

87. This is a specially made cake, Maeda.

88. You're the star today. Now blow out the candles.

89. Thanks, everyone.

90. Okay, I'll blow them out in one breath.

91. Happy Birthday

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93. Maeda, happy birthday!

94. Happy birthday, Maeda!

95. That's my old lady!

96. A few days later

97. There's someone that I want to introduce to you.

98. What? Who is it?

99. This is my little brother, Beta Mechazawa.

100. Guts

101. Guts

102. Mecha-ratta.

103. Mechazawa's little brother, he said?

104. lt's not good to bring your little brother to school, is it?

105. No, I don't think that's the surprising part, Hayashida.

106. I heard that he's really good at fighting, despite his appearance.

107. I guess you could say he's resilient.

108. Just what you'd expect from someone related to me by blood.

109. I see, I think I understand what you mean.

110. Shall we try having him fight one-on-one with someone? Just kidding!

111. What?!

112. A few days later

113. Mechazawa's little brother finally got fixed.

114. Wow! They fixed him up real good!

115. The people at Sato Electronics really are pretty skilled.

116. But isn't he smaller than before?

117. I think it's okay, don't you?

118. The newer the cell phones are, the smaller they get too.

119. Speaking of which, what happened to his older brother, Mechazawa?

120. Well, I heard that the incident came as a huge shock to him,

121. so he ended up confining himself to his bed. If anything, I'm kinda more worried about him.

122. Hey, I just thought of something.

123. If he's with us, we won't lose a fight no matter how strong our enemy is.

124. How in the heck can we win fights using him?

125. Let me see him for a sec.

126. We can win fights like this, right?

127. If we're throwing something, we can throw just rocks or balls!

128. And he's dented again.

129. Of course I'm against using him as a fighting tool.

130. But if you're going to use him, you have to fully use his abilities.

131. Exactly! Use your head more. He's more or less intelligent.

132. And he can also walk and his body is small.

133. That means there's only one way we can use him, right?

134. What's that?

135. Spying.

136. Spying...

137. But far from picking up information as a spy,

138. there's a risk that he'll be picked up by someone and taken home.

139. Don't worry about it. I'll teach him about those kinds of things.

140. Education is important for anything.

141. If I teach him from the ground up, within a month he'll...

142. Hokuto, eyes down.

143. What is it?

144. This isn't working at all!

145. Next day

146. Mechazawa's saying that since he got better without a hitch,

147. he wants to come and get his little brother.

148. What're we gonna do?

149. The Sato Electronics person told me that fixing his little brother would take until tomorrow.

150. Mechazawa loves his little brother.

151. I think he'll certainly get angry when he finds out that his little brother got broken again.

152. I can just see his angry face.

153. Not that his expression changes much.

154. Hey, why do you always gather at my house?

155. I have a good idea.

156. Give me that tea caddy.

157. Here, done.

158. Well, to say the least, this isn't...

159. If we put it far away like this, he wouldn't know.

160. If we can weasel our way through today, it'll be fine.

161. I wonder if this'll work.

162. Listen, don't ever talk about his little brother.

163. Even if he starts talking about his little brother, do everything you can to avoid it!

164. Isn't that Mechazawa?

165. Sorry for being late.

166. We've been waiting for you. Have a seat.

167. Well, it's great to see you got better.

168. I'm really sorry that I worried you all.

169. By the way, where's my little brother Beta?

170. He's all right. He's sitting here just fine.

171. Well, forget about that and make yourself at home.

172. You're a nice guy, Hayashida.

173. You seem rough, but you're actually very considerate.

174. You're embarrassing me.

175. If you say that, well, I guess I'll have to be considerate then.

176. I'll make some tea now, so...

177. Fury

178. What happened to my little brother?!

179. He's in the hospital right now.

180. At Sato Electronics Store...

181. How dare you mess with me, switching him with a tea caddy?!

182. He isn't much different from a tea caddy, is he?

183. Hayashida, you're going too far.

184. You'd better stop making a fool out of me, moron!

185. Your yapping is really annoying!

186. The data has just been formatted.

187. This'll do.

188. That's going too far, Hayashida!

189. Put him in the closet for the time being.

190. If my old lady finds out, I'll be scolded.

191. Next day

192. His little brother, Beta, was repaired safely.

193. I like him better, because it's easy to deal with him.

194. Hey, can I ask you something?

195. What is it?

196. Everyone's acting normal,

197. but to start with, what the hell is this Mechazawa family?

198. Well, there's no use discussing this right now.

199. No, isn't now the time to discuss it?

200. His little brother's also in the picture now!

201. If we don't, it's gonna drag on like this.

202. Where's their house? Do they have parents? Or more importantly, who created them?

203. There are lots of questions, aren't there?

204. Who created them? Hey, man...

205. Why doesn't anyone say it straight?

206. Because no matter how you look at them, they're definitely robo...

207. Don't say any more! What you are about to say is bashing Mechazawa.

208. Listen. We're badasses, but we don't bash others.

209. Bear that in mind!

210. Okay. I won't talk about it any more. Then let me say my name...

211. No, I don't wanna hear that either.

212. But the Mechazawa family's true identity is something that weighs on my mind.

213. It's possible that he came to our school with some sort of goal.

214. There's no way that such a small, toy-like thing has a goal.

215. You're thinking too much.

216. But even for cell phones, the more advanced they are, the smaller they get.

217. It's possible that even this thing may have amazing capabilities.

218. What're you talking about?

219. Don't compare everything with cell phones.

220. It's a ring tone.

221. Is it really a cell phone?

222. More like, who's calling?

223. Anyhow, someone answer it.

224. You gotta be kidding. That's creepy, I can't answer it!

225. Yes, hello?

226. Kamiyama...

227. Oh, yes... I see... Got it... Goodbye.

228. Who was it from?

229. Oh, it was a wrong number.

230. Hang up on those right away.

231. Hey, it's ringing again.

232. All right, then, I'll answer this time.

233. We're counting on you, Hayashida.

234. Yes, hello?

235. What?! Got it! We'll be right there!

236. Hey, who was that?

237. That was from Maeda! It seems something's happened.

238. He asked us to come to his house.

239. It must be big if Maeda himself asked us to come to his house.

240. What I wanna know is, where was he calling?

241. Maeda

242. I was just cleaning the closet, and...

243. It's gone.

244. He isn't here!

245. This is a mystery.

246. In addition, he disappeared after such a short time.

247. Did he start walking by himself?

248. Could it be that he got thrown out as oversized trash?

249. Anyway, calm down, everyone.

250. If we act rashly, we'll make matters worse.

251. He's right. Let's calm down a bit.

252. Let's have some tea and think about it calmly for the time being.

253. Oh, there's some iced tea in the fridge there.

254. Okay, the fridge there, right?

255. Hello. Please excuse us.

256. Excuse me. Can I have a glass of iced tea?

257. Hey, that's the one! That's it!

258. Next

259. Dear Mother,

260. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.

261. This was supposed to be the time to announce the next episode.

262. But I couldn't do such a thing.

263. Do it!

264. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

265. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

266. Next episode, Jackson

267. It could've been my old lady's birthday.

268. If so, that's the right answer!