Cromartie High School 1x8

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It’s time for the physicals. The doctor is an experienced one, but he has a problem checking out Mechazawa. So, he instructs him to head to another “doctor”. Kamiyama and Hayashida accompany him and they wind up at an Electronics store. The man there checks out Mechazawa but accidentally erases his memory. At Maeda’s house, the boys celebrate Freddie’s birthday (which is just a day Kamiyama and Hayashida picked at random). Then another day, they celebrate Takenouchi’s. Maeda is upset that they have to celebrate it at his house.

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. Physical Exam Site

33. Okay, everybody lined up here, please take all your clothes off.

34. Geez, what a pain.

35. Fine, you want us to take our clothes off, all right then!

36. Take them all off, huh?

37. Got them off!

38. Okay, then, those who took their clothes off, please sit here.

39. First I'm going to use a stethoscope.

40. It'll be a little cold, but bear with it.

41. Hold on a second. Why am I calmly using the stethoscope?

42. I heard rumors about Cromartie High School, but this is even worse than what I've heard.

43. No matter what appears, it shouldn't be surprising,

44. but why does it have to be like this right from the start?

45. But I'm a veteran doctor.

46. No matter what shows up, I should just perform my job.

47. But from an outside perspective, this looks really stupid.

48. No, this isn't good. Stop thinking such foolish things.

49. Focus on the medical exam.

50. Could you turn around so I can see your back?

51. That IS my back.

52. I can't tell the difference between his front and back.

53. Forget it. I'll pull myself together and go to the next one.

54. What is this guy?

55. I wonder if speaking Japanese would work?

56. Could you look this way?

57. It seems that he understands the language.

58. Okay, there's nothing wrong. You're in good health.

59. I'm almost there.

60. But I can't lower my guard yet.

61. I don't know what else might show up next.

62. What if a demon or a bear appears?

63. I could at least deal with it if it were a gorilla or something.

64. Thank goodness that it's a gorilla!

65. Thank goodness...

66. Thank goodness it's a gorilla.

67. As I thought, a gorilla's good.

68. Well, thank goodness.

69. Right! A gorilla's the best.

70. Right, right...

71. Well, thank goodness it was a gorilla!

72. Of course NOT!

73. Doctor, please calm down!

74. A few days later

75. Oh? What's the matter, Mechazawa? You look pale.

76. Well, I got the results from the physical exam from the other day.

77. The doctor says, "Have a thorough checkup at a different hospital."

78. I'm known as a calm man, but even I'm worried.

79. I'm so concerned.

80. I wonder if I tested positive for something?

81. Tested positive?

82. For what?

83. Well, I don't think you've got a terrible disease or anything,

84. but, how do l put it...

85. Well, I don't think you should worry about it too much.

86. Guts

87. Guts

88. Guts

89. That doctor gave me a reference to a different hospital,

90. Guts

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104. but would you come with me?

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128. Well, if that's what you want.

129. Guts

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132. We wouldn't be of much help, though.

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151. Personal Computers Audio Camera

152. Personal Computers Audio Camera

153. Cheap

154. Dirt

155. Hiromoto Home Appliances

156. Going out of business sale

157. Let's see... Let's see...

158. This is definitely the address, but...

159. Satou Electronics Store

160. Did I write down the wrong lot number?

161. No, I think this is probably the place.

162. Well, there are lots of doctors who also own electronics stores.

163. What? Are there such doctors?

164. Well, in any case, why don't we go in? We can talk after that.

165. Hello, welcome!

166. Excuse me... We brought him here with his doctor's reference.

167. Oh, that. Yeah, I've heard all about it.

168. It looks like this is an older model, but if we fix it good, you can still use it fine.

169. Well... that's...

170. Youngsters these days carelessly toss things away once they get a little beat up.

171. Isn't it sad when the owners don't care about their machines?

172. Machines have hearts too.

173. I understand that very well.

174. Then, do you have a warranty certificate?

175. A warranty certificate?

176. Don't you mean health insurance?

177. No, I don't think so.

178. Oh, you don't?

179. Then it might be better to contact the manufacturer directly.

180. Hey, is this guy really a doctor? He's starting to tick me off!

181. This doctor just talks rough, that's all.

182. People often say that the rougher a man talks, the more skilled he is, right?

183. Well, just leave it to me! I'll at least do the maintenance work for you.

184. Well, we'll wait for you outside, then.

185. Satou Electronics Store

186. Well, I'm glad that you feel better now, Mechazawa.

187. We're relieved too.

188. Please input your name following the voice instructions.

189. A password will be set up.

190. Please try to avoid using personal information such as your birth date.

191. The data's gone!

192. Maeda's house

193. There was a birthday party going on at Maeda's house.

194. Happy birthday, man.

195. Happy birthday,

196. man.

197. Happy birthday, dear Freddie...

198. So why are you doing it at my house?

199. You're such a cold person.

200. I worked hard getting ready for this, Maeda.

201. Do you really know when Freddie's birthday is? Did you ask him?

202. No, since we don't know when it is, we decided it's today on our own.

203. Happy birthday, you bastard.

204. Happy birthday,

205. scumbag.

206. Happy birthday, dear Takenouchi.

207. It's happy birthday, you!

208. My name is Yutaka Takenouchi.

209. Yutaka Takenouchi

210. I may be repeating this too much,

211. but I'm the boss of Year 1 at Cromartie, and its strongest man.

212. I'm strong in fighting, but I get motion sickness easily.

213. They told me that they'd hold a birthday party for me,

214. so I made the mistake of coming without thinking too much because I just felt happy.

215. But the one problem is...

216. Birthday Party Site

217. Here

218. Here

219. lt's being held on a houseboat!

220. Here

221. Here

222. Here

223. Here

224. Here

225. There's trouble! Takenouchi fainted!

226. Here, tempura's done!

227. Tempura again?!

228. Now he's being violent!

229. Stop it, Freddie!

230. Takenouchi, he's not the boatman. You can't hit him!

231. Killer Queen

232. Killer Queen

233. The reason I asked you to gather here today

234. is solely because I would like it to be clear about who among us is the strongest man.

235. The Mohawk occasionally has a good idea.

236. That's just what I wanted.

237. I'll accept a challenge from anyone, anytime!

238. I'm opposed to such violence. We should discuss it peacefully.

239. Hold on a second.

240. What is it?

241. I totally understand the idea of deciding who's the strongest man.

242. I understand that feeling very well.

243. But there's one thing that I wanna say.

244. Maeda's house

245. You don't really have to do it at my house, do you?!

246. Why do you always gotta be a party pooper?

247. We just replaced the tatami mat!

248. Don't gather at my house without permission!

249. Don't open the fridge without permission!

250. Don't eat a banana!

251. Don't meow!

252. It's your cat.

253. All right! To decide who's the strongest,

254. a one-on-one fight is the best, of course.

255. Sounds interesting!

256. I'll make them regret rushing towards their death.

257. Then, the first fight will be Maeda vs Gorilla...

258. Forget that! Why do you just decide without asking?

259. You're standing out big time today, aren't you?

260. Of course I am! This is my house!

261. Anyway, it's a bother, so there's no way you're going on a rampage in here!

262. If you really want to do it, go outside and do it there! I'm serious!

263. It's cold outside.

264. If you don't stop complaining, I'll call the police!

265. We have no choice.

266. Then let's decide who's the strongest man through discussion.

267. What? Why?

268. Anyways, I want to go on a rampage here.

269. I'll really fudging kill you.

270. All right! I'll make it clear who's the strongest man in the Hokuto Corps.

271. What?

272. Hokuto Corps?

273. What are you saying among all the confusion?

274. What? It's not? Aren't you guys in the Hokuto Corps?

275. Well, in a way, Mr. Hokuto is suitable as our leader.

276. In this world I think it's okay that the first one to say it wins, regardless of actual ability.

277. No, that's not why I said Hokuto Corps...

278. Well, I don't know who's the strongest, but it doesn't matter!

279. In any case, with all of these members gathered here, we need fear nothing!

280. When you really think about it, these are incredible members.

281. That's right! There's no doubt that we can defeat any vicious enemy with these members!

282. That's true.

283. That means that we have nothing in this world to fear!

284. That's my old lady.

285. She's really scary!

286. Next

287. Dear Mother,

288. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.

289. There are many more people who have not appeared yet,

290. but it doesn't mean anyone will appear in the next episode.

291. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

292. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

293. Next episode,

294. The initial setup has been saved.

295. All right, this'll do.