Cromartie High School 1x4

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Noboru Yamanouchi of Destrade High is not only strong in fights, he is also a great comedy critic! However, he has a rival named Honeyboy, who might turn out to be someone he knows...

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. Yutaka Takenouchi

33. My name is Yutaka Takenouchi. I'm 16 years old.

34. I'm currently commanding the Year 1 guys at Cromartie High School as their boss.

35. I'm Yutaka Takenouchi!

36. Restroom

37. Isn't it my turn to show up yet?

38. September

39. Year 1 students' monthly meeting at Destrade Technical High School.

40. Defeat Cromartie High School

41. The agenda is, "How can we crush Cromartie High School?"

42. Noboru Yamaguchi.

43. Noboru Yamaguchi

44. Due to his invincible strength,

45. he is called the "Silent Unsinkable Battleship" and leads the Year 1 students at Destrade High.

46. At the same time, the motorcycle gang named "Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water"

47. is also under this man's command.

48. However, not only is he strong in fighting,

49. he is also a man who, in fact, is particular about comedy.

50. However, no one knows about this fact.

51. In other words, in fighting, if you gain control of the head, you win.

52. Then that means all we need to do is put the squeeze on Cromartie's Takenouchi?

53. That's right. That's exactly what I mean.

54. By the way, who's Takenouchi?

55. Idiot! Takenouchi is the head of Cro-High!

56. At least remember his name!

57. "By the way, who's Takenouchi?"

58. Sakamoto, you just told a funny joke!

59. But sadly, he hasn't noticed his sense of humor himself.

60. Well, he's what they call a "space case."

61. But if you learn to do it on purpose, you could be considered successful.

62. In comedy, that is.

63. The point is that since they're acting cocky,

64. they won't know who's boss until we put a good squeeze on them once.

65. After all, whether it's fighting or a woman's crotch, it's best to put a good squeeze on.

66. Hey, Ishikawa.

67. Don't make us laugh at a time like this.

68. Ishikawa...

69. What is it?

70. Ishikawa!

71. Hey, Ishikawa, are you all right? Snap out of it!

72. Don't tell stupid jokes!

73. That's what you get!

74. Yamaguchi hates comedy and jokes.

75. Wrong! There's no one who loves comedy more than I do!

76. Why did I hit Ishikawa?

77. It's because he chose to tell sex jokes without thinking.

78. This is the typical pattern that someone with no sense of humor quickly falls into.

79. And for laughing, the rest of you are also guilty!

80. The most dangerous thing is

81. that this kind of guy sometimes debuts professionally when he isn't good enough.

82. In a way, it leads to comedians lowering their standards.

83. If, by some mistake, he appears on a TV show,

84. I'll change the channel without hesitation.

85. Let's discuss things seriously now.

86. Yeah. First question is how to get into Cromartie High School.

87. You say get in, but it wouldn't be that easy.

88. Guys at Cromartie are really crazy.

89. When push comes to shove, they do dirty stuff without thinking twice.

90. That Takenouchi guy in particular can't be stopped once he snaps.

91. How can we get into Cromartie easily? That's the question.

92. Geez, idiots!

93. Isn't there at least one person who tries to make us laugh?

94. Read the mood in this room.

95. It's stupid how you keep saying "Cromartie, Cromartie," as if that's the only word you know.

96. "Are you all villagers of Cromartie Village?", I'd say.

97. What?

98. This joke is funny!

99. Yamaguchi is thinking deeply about something.

100. I wonder if Cromartie is too big to deal with, as we feared?

101. I want to tell this joke to everyone so bad.

102. But if I did that, I'd plunge from my current position.

103. Besides, I'm considered to be a reserved person.

104. But this joke can only be used now.

105. It would be too late after we attack Cro-High.

106. Okay, I've decided! I'll quit being the boss as of today.

107. The only reason I've been acting as the boss was because l was good at fighting,

108. but that was a big mistake to begin with.

109. I can't make people laugh, even with this hairstyle.

110. What l really want to do is tell lots of funny jokes and make everyone bust out laughing!

111. All right then, I'll announce this joke to everyone.

112. The only thing I can do after that is pray that the God of Comedy blesses me.

113. Hey, hey!

114. How long are you going to keep talking about meaningless stuff?!

115. I've been listening to what you're saying, and the meeting hasn't progressed at all!

116. It's stupid how you keep saying "Cromartie, Cromartie" as if that's the only word you know!

117. "Are you all villagers of Cromartie Village?"

118. Just kidding!

119. You see?! Yamaguchi really hates comedy!

120. Open

121. Southern

122. Wind

123. Radio Gaga

124. I heard that guys from Cromartie come here often.

125. Let's catch them quickly and put the squeeze on them.

126. Well, hold on a second.

127. It'd be dangerous, since this place is in their territory.

128. Destrade High School has at last turned their blade against Cromartie High School!

129. Let's hear Yamaguchi's, our leader's, idea first.

130. This is the very moment in which their battle will begin.

131. Noboru Yamaguchi

132. And Noboru Yamaguchi, leader of Des-High Year 1, was thinking...

133. about how to change this heavy mood to comedy.

134. Yamaguchi's coffee

135. I really don't have time for this stuff.

136. I have to go home soon and work on the postcards.

137. His secret hobby is sending jokes in to radio shows.

138. At any rate, I'm a "postcard artisan"

139. who currently contributes to seven late-night radio shows.

140. There are many listeners who look forward to my jokes.

141. It's no exaggeration to say that those shows don't start unless l write those postcards.

142. Last night, they even used five of my postcards.

143. Since it was five out of seven cards, my batting average is so-so.

144. By the way, my pen name is "Ajishio Taro," and I like it myself too.

145. But there is only one thing that this "Ajishio Taro" doesn't like.

146. Yeah, it really pisses me off!

147. To hell with Cro-High! We'll beat up Takenouchi good.

148. I wanna bust some heads soon.

149. Yamaguchi's getting furious!

150. I'm getting fired up too!

151. That there is another postcard artisan who surpasses even me...

152. His name is "Honey Boy."

153. The next one is by pen name Mr. "Honey Boy."

154. His postcards always get read at the most critical times.

155. Honey Boy, the only postcard artisan whose sense of humor I acknowledge.

156. Anyways, unless I exceed him, I can't sleep peacefully.

157. Yamaguchi is troubled by something.

158. He must be worried, since we're going up against Cro-High.

159. While I'm sitting here doing nothing, "Honey Boy" must be cranking out new jokes.

160. Actually, my hobby is sending jokes in to late-night radio shows.

161. You're pretty dull.

162. You think so?

163. Are you possibly using a pen name or something?

164. It can't be!

165. Yeah. I thought of it by accident in the kitchen.

166. It's "Honey Boy."

167. Then what kind of jokes are you writing?

168. Well, in fact, I thought of a pretty good joke this week.

169. He's "Honey Boy"!

170. And he's also gonna announce a pretty good joke?!

171. What's the matter, Yamaguchi?

172. He's really concerned about the guys behind him.

173. Those two... They're wearing Cro-High's uniform...

174. What?!

175. Don't get excited. Sit down.

176. Hey, let me see it.

177. No way, it's embarrassing.

178. Don't tell me Yamaguchi is scared of them.

179. Who the hell are those two?

180. You screwed up, Honey Boy.

181. You don't even know Ajishio Taro is right here.

182. Quit acting so arrogant, tell it to me now!

183. This is a once in a lifetime chance!

184. If others hear it, I'll get embarrassed, so I'll tell you in a whisper, okay?

185. This is a once in a lifetime chance!

186. Yamaguchi is sliding down little by little, I think.

187. What the hell is he doing?

188. I can't understand him at all.

189. So that's the joke.

190. I see! That kind of joke!

191. Okay, let's head back.

192. Even though we haven't fought yet?

193. More like, what did we come here for?

194. Honey Boy, you meet your end today.

195. I sent your joke in by express mail.

196. Hear it and be dumbfounded.

197. Next is our popular corner; "Puns by Postcard!"

198. Today's theme is "something that happened at school."

199. We'll start with our regular, Mr. "Ajishio Taro."

200. He sent another one in. Make us laugh again tonight!

201. But there's just one thing that I'm worried about.

202. Okay, here goes!

203. "I ate pork cutlet yesterday with a 'cut' of the money that I extorted."

204. What a dud.

205. I knew it!

206. And he even delivered it by express mail?

207. Next

208. Dear Mother,

209. I wanted to ask Maeda about "Sakigake!! Cromartie High School's" next episode,

210. but it seems that he's not around today.

211. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

212. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

213. Wait for the

214. Is it my turn?!

215. Please calm down, Takenouchi.