Cromartie High School 1x25

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When everyone brings their pets into school, Maeda get stuck taking care of them. The next day, he gets into a debate with Kamiyama on whether humans can know what animals truly want. What will happen when Maeda is forced to act like a cat for a week to prove his point?!

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. Um,

33. I thought we should resume baseball practice,

34. which we all forgot about,

35. but since the horse is tearing up the ground, we'll call it off for a while.

36. This isn't a joke!

37. First and foremost, people shouldn't bring horses to school!

38. Hey, stop it!

39. Huh? Why?

40. Ouch, ouch, ouch!

41. Kokuryu's smart, so he can understand human words.

42. Exactly.

43. You shouldn't make light of animals.

44. They're very smart and if you're friendly to them,

45. they do things like soothe your heart.

46. It's possible that they may soothe everyone's currently hardened hearts too.

47. Huh? Really?

48. Animals really are incredible.

49. Isn't the horse what irritated you in the first place?

50. And then, we hastily founded an animal lovers club

51. and decided that everyone will bring their pets to school.

52. Wow, people brought a variety of pets, huh?

53. I brought a typical pet, a dog.

54. Wow, he's cute. What's his name?

55. Taro. It's a little too commonplace, though.

56. Speaking of names, my name is...

57. Well, then, let's move onto the next one.

58. I was supposed to bring a lion as proof of my kingship,

59. but it got held up due to the Washington Convention,

60. so I brought just a picture.

61. That's just like you, Hokuto.

62. Oh? You didn't bring anything, Maeda?

63. Well, I brought a hamster,

64. but it was eaten by Hayashida's pet.

65. My condolences...

66. Well, there are many different things happening,

67. but I'm glad to know that everyone has the heart to love animals.

68. If you have a heart that loves and adores animals,

69. you should be able to be kind to others too.

70. Hold on a second, Kamiyama.

71. There's one more person.

72. What? Who's that person?

73. We can't tell which one is the pet.

74. Yeah...

75. That one's the pet?!

76. Darn!

77. Maeda, changing straw bedding for horse

78. Why do I have to take care of the pets?

79. I'm not the one who suggested having pets in the first place...

80. What are you complaining about?

81. Oh, you were here too?

82. Even if you're dissatisfied,

83. deal with it after you complete your work.

84. If all you do is complain without doing what you're supposed to do,

85. people will think that you're a useless guy.

86. It's not a complaint! I'm just stating my reasonable opinion!

87. Then, I'll ask you, have you ever gone to vote in an election?

88. Akira Maeda No voting rights!

89. Voting...

90. No, I've never gone to vote.

91. See, I told you.

92. You must be thinking "my vote won't change anything," right?

93. But if there are only people like you, society won't make progress.

94. Whoa!

95. But, there are tons of people in society

96. who are more irresponsible than I am. That's why Japan is getting bad.

97. What are you saying is bad about Japan?

98. Share prices have fallen and the yen has dropped.

99. And the Japanese economy is failing.

100. There isn't a single good thing.

101. Oh? Are you saying that if the yen weakens, it will influence your life somehow?

102. I don't know about that,

103. but there isn't anything good about the yen getting weaker, right?

104. You don't know anything, do you?

105. On the contrary, if the yen becomes too expensive,

106. the Japanese companies that expanded overseas take a hit.

107. Don't speak as if you know everything by seeing only one side of the issue.

108. Whoa!

109. In my view, you're only repeating what's in the papers.

110. Now that you mention it, you may be right...

111. In that case, you're only speaking others' opinions like they're your own.

112. Why don't you look around and talk about the things closer to you that you're dissatisfied with.

113. That's your opinion.

114. I see... Complaints closer to me, huh?

115. When I get home, the first thing I do is take a bath.

116. I see. And?

117. You know bath mats, right?

118. The ones you use to dry your feet after a bath.

119. This one

120. My old lady washes this bath mat every single day.

121. Oh, I see...

122. But it shouldn't get very dirty since you use it to dry your feet

123. after washing your body clean in the bath, right?

124. So I don't think it's necessary to wash it every day.

125. I think it's okay to wash it about once a month.

126. It also saves water and power.

127. What do you think?

128. I see...

129. You wanna say that since you dry your clean feet after taking a bath,

130. you don't have to wash the bath mat every day...

131. Yeah, exactly.

132. But what about before you take a bath?

133. I see...

134. I step on the mat with dirty feet before taking a bath.

135. I was only thinking about when I get out of the bath...

136. That's what I tried to tell you.

137. Looking at just one side of the issue isn't good enough.

138. If we clear up the problems one by one like this,

139. Japan will be a better place, don't you think?

140. I don't think so.

141. The sun shines lightly through the gap in the clouds,

142. as if it proclaims the arrival of winter.

143. Okay, okay. You wanna eat? I'll prepare it right away.

144. Strangely enough, when you take care of animals for a long time,

145. you start to tell how they feel.

146. Oh! You're hungry too? Hold on, okay?

147. I feel relaxed when I'm with these guys...

148. Somehow I feel that, for the first time, I've found a place where I feel peaceful...

149. Oh, it's already time to go home.

150. Behave yourselves until tomorrow as usual.

151. Now, I'll clean the stable and...

152. What in the hell am I doing stuff like this for?!

153. Far from being soothed, I was almost brainwashed...

154. I carelessly let my guard down and came to like the animals before I knew it! Scary!

155. Moreover, it's already time to go home.

156. What am I still at school for?

157. I never said one word about raising pets in the first place!

158. Those idiots!

159. What? What did you say?

160. Well, I sincerely feel bad about what we've done to you, Maeda.

161. I don't know what you mean.

162. To put it simply,

163. since we're already bored with our pets we're thinking about getting rid of them.

164. Don't screw with me, you morons! I'll fudgin' kill you guys!

165. You guys are always like that!

166. You get all excited about things at the beginning and then quickly get bored of them!

167. Same thing with baseball!

168. You said you wanted to go to Koshien, but you don't have any enthusiasm at all!

169. You guys haven't gotten any better, have you?!

170. Freddie can now pitch at 160 km/h, though.

171. But he's taking forever to learn the rules.

172. Come to think of it, he hit a ball and ran to third base.

173. That's enough!

174. Don't you feel sorry for the animals?

175. Have you ever thought from the animals' perspective?

176. Even if you tell us to put ourselves in animals' shoes,

177. we're not animals, so...

178. See, I told you!

179. You guys are just thinking about yourselves after all!

180. Maeda, since we're humans,

181. it's impossible to put ourselves in animal's shoes.

182. For example, what should I do to make a cat happy?

183. Well, if you stroke its head like this, it'll be happy, right?

184. Did you ask the cats about it?

185. What?

186. No... I certainly haven't asked them about it, but...

187. Right?

188. In other words, the idea that cats become happy when you stroke their heads

189. is a baseless assumption made by humans,

190. and it may be the case that they actually hate it because it tickles.

191. Then... the idea that the animals that I took care of were happy was also my assumption?

192. If you can't say with confidence that you understand how cats feel,

193. can you say you understand how animals feel?

194. So my interaction with them was my own baseless assumption?

195. And why am I being scolded by people who didn't take care of them?

196. No, I'm pretty sure the animals and I understood each other...

197. Why don't you just become a cat once and for all?

198. What? Become a cat?

199. If you can perfectly understand how cats feel,

200. I'll admit that humans and animals can understand each other.

201. I'd like you to prove that you can put yourself in animals' shoes.

202. But... even if you suddenly tell me to become a cat...

203. Indeed, even if I suddenly tell you to become a cat, it's impossible.

204. For now, I'll give you just one week.

205. Maeda's house

206. No... this isn't what it's about, is it?

207. Rice

208. Dried Bonito

209. As a first step, I started adding a dish of dried bonito to my meals yesterday,

210. but besides becoming a cat,

211. it's very good because it helps make a well-balanced diet.

212. What else do I have to do?

213. It'd be good to put on a bell, nyo.

214. I'll try adding "nya" at the end of sentences.

215. "Nyo" is a gazillion times better than "nya," nyo.

216. Good morning...

217. Good morning... nya.

218. I'm an ordinary high school student...

219. I'm an ordinary high school student... nya.

220. What am I doing?!

221. Aren't I just passing myself off as a cat?

222. And thus one week was gone, without anything to show for it.

223. Kamiyama...

224. Maeda!

225. You grew quite skinny...

226. Yeah... I lost...

227. I finally got what you're saying.

228. No matter how hard we humans try,

229. in the end, there's no way that we can understand how animals feel.

230. It was impossible to become a cat.

231. No...

232. You're already a fine cat.

233. Why can't people understand how animals feel?

234. It's because humans have egos and arrogance.

235. But you've just noticed that! You'll be fine now!

236. Thanks... I finally... did it, didn't I?!

237. Well done, Maeda.

238. So what should I do now?

239. What? I think you should be your usual self, right?

240. Oh, I see. I felt relieved to hear that.

241. Of course.

242. Were you seriously thinking of becoming a cat by any chance?

243. And...

244. I'd like to ask one more thing...

245. lt's okay to take these off, right?

246. -No! -No, it's not!

247. I thought that was the case!

248. Yeah, I can't take these off, can I?

249. Why can't I?

250. Next

251. Dear Mother,

252. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.

253. If you get too carried away just because your joke was a little popular,

254. people won't be faithful to you and stuff,

255. Heave ho

256. Heave ho

257. Heave ho

258. Heave ho

259. so get a grip.

260. Heave ho

261. Heave ho

262. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

263. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

264. Things are finally

265. Dejiko

266. Puchiko

267. I recommend "nyo" at the end of sentences, nyo.

268. "Nyu" is okay too, nyu.

269. Things are finally getting underway.

270. Nyo...