Cromartie High School 1x23

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Kamiyama explains the concept of change; Yamaguchi and Ishikawa discover Gorilla serving sushi at a restuant.

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. I'm getting old...

33. Eyeglasses

34. Eyeglasses

35. Eyeglasses

36. Eyeglasses

37. Eyeglasses

38. Eyeglasses

39. Eyeglasses

40. Eyeglasses

41. Eyeglasses

42. Eyeglasses

43. Eyeglass Shop

44. Eyeglasses

45. Eyeglass Shop

46. Eyeglasses

47. Eyeglass Shop

48. Eyeglasses

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62. Eyeglass Shop

63. Eyeglass Shop

64. There!

65. Yeah!

66. Hey, got a minute?

67. What? What is it?

68. I know what you're thinking.

69. But, it's not that funny.

70. Well, I'm not wearing these to be funny or anything...

71. Hey, Kamiyama!

72. What is it, Hayashida?

73. Do you wanna go grab a bite on the way home?

74. No.

75. See you.

76. Hey, hold on a second.

77. Haven't you become cold these days?

78. Hold on a second.

79. Why do I have to be called cold just because I declined a meal?

80. I'm simply not hungry, that's all.

81. No, I think you were kinder and gentler when we first met.

82. That's right. You've changed recently.

83. Okay. Listen carefully.

84. Just because everyone has this image of me as "gentle" or "quiet,"

85. just because I seemed a little cold, people look at me as a "very cold guy."

86. Things like that happen all the time, right?

87. I see. I guess that might be true.

88. On the other hand,

89. just because someone who's very bad, like Hayashida, seems a little kind,

90. people will think "Oh, Hayashida is actually a very nice guy"

91. or "He was actually a kind person."

92. People have illusions like that all the time.

93. I think that's probably also why I seemed cold.

94. I see.

95. For example,

96. suppose I put my legs up on the desk like this.

97. And you put your legs up the same way, Hayashida.

98. Like this?

99. How does this look, everyone?

100. We're doing the same thing,

101. but for some reason, only I appear to be a very bad guy.

102. Oh! That's true!

103. Only Kamiyama appears to be a bad guy for some reason!

104. While Hayashida just looks like he's relaxing comfortably!

105. Psychology

106. This time,

107. Psychology

108. Psychology

109. Psychology

110. Psychology

111. Psychology

112. Psychology

113. Psychology

114. Psychology

115. Psychology

116. Psychology

117. suppose the two of us are reading, like this.

118. Doesn't it look, for some reason,

119. like Hayashida's trying very hard to read a book he doesn't understand?

120. I see...

121. Kamiyama looks like he's just reading it to pass time.

122. In summary, a person's everyday image influences the judgment of others quite a bit.

123. I see.

124. Moreover, the more a person's actions differ from the everyday image,

125. the stronger the impression becomes.

126. Taking this into account, let's move on to the next experiment.

127. What experiment?

128. I'll fudging kill you, you morons!

129. Whoa! Scary!

130. Very scary, Kamiyama!

131. You looked so scary that I almost offered you my money!

132. That's going a bit too far.

133. How's that?

134. If a person who is always angry becomes angry, it's not that scary.

135. But if someone who usually doesn't get angry loses it once in a while, it's very scary, isn't it?

136. Incredible! This is an incredible discovery!

137. Still, this is just the beginning.

138. This is the most basic of basics.

139. What?! Are you saying that this is just the beginning?

140. What the hell's gonna happen?!

141. Psychology

142. The reason why Hayashida looked like he was "trying very hard"

143. was because he's a stranger to books.

144. Due to that, it was more effective.

145. Psychology

146. But, then, what happens if it's someone who's even more of a stranger to books?

147. And so...

148. Enter Gorilla.

149. This time, we'll have Hayashida and Gorilla sit next to each other and read.

150. Now which one looks like he's trying harder?

151. What?! This time Gorilla's the one that looks like he's trying harder!

152. See?

153. Or rather, hasn't this conversation taken a strange turn?

154. Incredible...

155. Hayashida looked like he was trying hard earlier, but he looks like he's well-read this time!

156. If it's this effective,

157. we may be able to apply it to other things.

158. Good point. Then let's move onto the next step.

159. There's more?

160. First, have Gorilla hold a banana as usual.

161. That's normal.

162. That's a familiar sight.

163. That's normal, isn't it?

164. Then shall I switch the banana with a mike?

165. Now from your viewpoint, who looks like he has better singing ability, me or Gorilla?

166. Gorilla looks like a better singer!

167. Incredible! It's like he sings with vibrato!

168. It's just like magic...

169. This is without doubt a technique that cleverly takes advantage of the depths of the psyche...

170. Then, this is the last step.

171. It's a test to check human judgment.

172. What? Are you going to do more?

173. I'll go ahead and wear a sash across my chest.

174. And l'll put another sash on Gorilla, as well.

175. And each of us hold a mike.

176. And?

177. Now...

178. Your vote will change politics -Takashi Kamiyama

179. Please give me your vote!! -Gorilla

180. Which one will you vote for?

181. We'll vote for Gorilla!

182. No, we won't, we won't.

183. Ballot

184. For one thing, you guys don't have voting rights.

185. So, as you can see,

186. it's not that I've become cold.

187. No, you've definitely changed.

188. That's right. You used to be more polite or maybe I should say quiet.

189. Geez, you still don't understand after I went through all that explanation?

190. All right, then. That's enough!

191. Indeed, I might have changed.

192. But you can't say that "changing" is a bad thing with absolute certainty.

193. Rather, without change there is no progress!

194. Yeah, I know that.

195. But not changing has its merits too.

196. How should I say it,

197. with some things, it's a relief if they don't change...

198. There are, right?

199. Oh, of course, I do also see the merits of not changing.

200. The disposition of stubbornly refusing to change.

201. Such a policy is also wonderful in a sense.

202. It shares something in common with the

203. "how long do you plan on using that material?" question for-once famous comedians.

204. Just to be clear, I definitely don't mean to make fun of them.

205. In short, I respect both ways.

206. It doesn't mean either attitude is bad.

207. Hmm, that's kind of a pain.

208. For example, it sometimes happens that a high school girl who used to be very serious

209. suddenly dyes her hair after summer vacation ends, right?

210. Yeah, that happens sometimes.

211. And it makes a big shock for a lot of the male students.

212. And they start whispering and gossiping amongst each other and stuff, right?

213. Like "she did something with such and such a person."

214. That's not good, you know!

215. Well, then should we ignore it?

216. Then she'd feel lonely.

217. It'd look like you're treating her as an outsider.

218. I'm sure planning such a big change in image

219. means that she has some level of assertiveness and preparedness.

220. Challenger

221. In a sense she's a challenger!

222. I'd like to cheer on such a challenger from the bottom of my heart!

223. It certainly takes a lot of guts to change your image!

224. All right! Why don't we support someone like that too?!

225. YEAH!

226. It's very hard to go in there now...

227. The Year 1 Boss at Destrade High School,

228. Destrade High School Year 1 Boss Noboru Yamaguchi

229. Noboru Yamaguchi, also known by his pen name Ajishio Taro,

230. was a little upbeat because the postcard he sent in was read in a radio show.

231. I'm hungry, Yamaguchi, aren't you?

232. Destrade High School Year 1

233. Jun Ishikawa

234. Shall we go out for some food? I'll treat you.

235. What? Are you serious, Yamaguchi?

236. Yeah, don't be modest.

237. I'll treat you to sushi or whatever you like.

238. Yamaguchi also got some prize money because his postcard was read.

239. Then let's go for sushi.

240. You don't pull any punches, do you?

241. Sushi

242. I haven't had sushi in a long time.

243. Well, eat as much as you like.

244. Sushi

245. What's the matter? Did something happen?

246. Well... I just wondered if this is really a sushi restaurant...

247. Hey, Yamaguchi, this is definitely a sushi restaurant.

248. Look at the sign.

249. Well, it's 100% true the sign is for a sushi restaurant, but...

250. Don't worry about it! Let's go in. I'm hungry.

251. Okay...

252. Hey, is this place open?

253. Isn't it possible that they're getting ready to open?

254. Huh? What're you saying?

255. Oh, I got it.

256. Suddenly you felt like treating me was a waste, right?

257. You can't back out now!

258. Hey, chief! Could you make me whatever sushi you recommend?

259. Oh, gizzard shad? That's trendy!

260. Yeah, the fish is fresh and the marinade is well done too.

261. There's nothing to complain about.

262. Hey, it's a gorilla!

263. Took you long enough to notice!

264. Wait a second.

265. That double take he just did...

266. He's pretty good!

267. Just what you'd expect from one of my subordinates.

268. His sense of humor has improved!

269. I should recognize Ishikawa a little more...

270. Your skills have improved!

271. What the hell are you talking about?!

272. It's a gorilla! Unless we get outta here right now, we'll...

273. Listen, Ishikawa. Calm down and think about it carefully.

274. "A gorilla at a sushi restaurant"...

275. You don't encounter such an interesting situation very often!

276. Well, even if you say it's interesting...

277. Look. There are only about two restaurants like this even if you look all over the world.

278. This is a rather incredible restaurant, right?

279. Well, that's true.

280. If the gorilla was just in here, it wouldn't be that big of a deal,

281. but the gorilla is making sushi, so...

282. Well, if you're with me, you come across interesting stuff like this.

283. After all, the god of comedy is with me...

284. In any case, why is there a gorilla making sushi?

285. Well, I know why.

286. What?! You do, Yamaguchi?

287. One day when there was snow and sleet,

288. this gorilla was probably standing in front of the restaurant.

289. The restaurant owner, who couldn't just stand by, let him in...

290. thinking that even if it was a gorilla, it'd be hard to be out in this cold weather.

291. Why was a gorilla in front of the restaurant?

292. How should I know, idiot?! It doesn't matter.

293. Anyway, he let the gorilla stay inside the restaurant, treating him like a pet.

294. Seeing him beside the chief chef would be a peaceful sight.

295. But paying for all that gorilla chow put pressure on the family budget!

296. Because he worked so hard every day,

297. the restaurant owner was struck down by an illness.

298. That's pretty dramatic...

299. "I wanna help the restaurant owner who took good care of me somehow..."

300. The gorilla would think in his own way.

301. He tried making sushi by watching and imitating the other chefs, but he was just a gorilla.

302. There was no way he could make sushi properly.

303. But without showing the slightest sign of those thoughts,

304. I'd imagine the owner would eat the gorilla's poorly made sushi as if it was really good.

305. The restaurant owner would surely think things like this.

306. "Why do they discriminate against gorillas? What's wrong with a gorilla making sushi?"

307. I see...

308. Oh, look. That restaurant owner is finally here.

309. Oh, no! There's a gorilla in the restaurant!

310. He was here without permission?!

311. Of course he was...

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314. Into the sky of hope

315. You put all your strength and fighting spirit

316. Can you do it? I can do it!

317. Your heart is always geared up for a critical battle

318. You're world-famous brave men

319. Even if life's easy here, you call it Cro, Cro

320. Ah, Cromartie is our alma mater

321. Next

322. Dear Mother,

323. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.

324. When you have many things you have to do and you might forget what they are,

325. you should write each of them down on paper and put it on your desk.

326. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

327. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

328. You shouldn't do uncalled-for things

329. Oh!

330. Please... Say something...