Cromartie High School 1x21

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The class takes a train ride to Kyoto. Can Takenouchi keep his motion sickness under control and a secret? And, can Yamaguchi stay calm in a funny situation?

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. My name is Yutaka Takenouchi and I'm the boss of Year 1 at Cro-High.

33. A lot of things happened

34. and I finally came back to Japan after wandering around in the US.

35. But of all days,

36. why the hell does it have to be on the day of another school trip?

37. ↙Here

38. I feel sick!

39. Takenouchi's back at last...

40. Guys, don't look behind you!

41. He's got that really scary look on his face.

42. Hey, aren't there two Takenouchis?

43. Damn! And here I was all relieved that he got switched with a fake!

44. What?! You knew it?

45. What? He was a fake?

46. Oh, no! It's come up to my throat.

47. Now that it's come to this,

48. the only thing I can do is erase the images of "nauseating" and "throwing up"

49. from my head with strength of mind!

50. I need resolve! Concentrate.

51. Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it.

52. Okay! I've forgotten it!

53. I've just completely erased the words "throwing up" from my head!

54. Oh, I'm sorry.

55. I'm not good with transportation, so...

56. There's trouble! Takenouchi's going on a rampage!

57. Someone, stop him!

58. My name is Takeshi Hokuto.

59. I participated in a school trip as a step towards reigning over the pig-like masses in the future...

60. But I carelessly got on the wrong train.

61. ↙Here

62. Mr. Hokuto, I went and bought some tea for you.

63. Moreover, I'm with this fool.

64. Just because I took a wild guess and got on this train...

65. Look. If there's something you don't know, ask people first!

66. That's a basic thing any person should know!

67. Well, that's fine.

68. Since we're in a situation where we don't have anyone to bother us,

69. I can work in peace on a plan for controlling Cromartie.

70. That's right!

71. Getting ahead of those guys who're excited about the trip,

72. and discussing the ambition of "conquering the entire nation".

73. It's an incredibly pleasant feeling, isn't it?

74. They're talking about pretty pathetic stuff.

75. Maeda, who also got on the wrong train.

76. I wish they'd go someplace else.

77. Cheers!

78. Congratulations on our school trip!

79. They're so annoying!

80. Normally I'd fudgin' kill them all,

81. but if I move carelessly, I'll throw up.

82. Oh? I came up with a haiku!

83. On an aimless trip - Some get wasted by drinking Riding gets me wasted

84. On an aimless trip Some get wasted by drinking Riding gets me wasted.

85. On an aimless trip - Some get wasted by drinking - Riding gets me wasted

86. On an aimless trip - Some get wasted by drinking - Riding gets me wasted

87. On an aimless trip - Some get wasted by drinking - Riding gets me wasted

88. This is bad!

89. You gotta have non-alcoholic when taking a trip!

90. I'm getting sicker and sicker, thinking about pointless things.

91. But I can't throw up. I have to bear it now!

92. To people who get motion sickness, the act of throwing up means losing!

93. Okay, I've lost.

94. Taking care of these fools can wait.

95. Burp!

96. Blerp!

97. Restroom

98. I gotta throw up soon. I feel like I'm gonna pass out...

99. Restroom

100. Restroom

101. I'm in here.

102. Restroom

103. Restroom

104. That voice is Kamiyama's!

105. I thought I hadn't seen him around,

106. but I didn't realize he was setting a trap like this...

107. He's good...

108. Now you're on my list of people to fudgin' kill!

109. So you found me...

110. Who are you, again?

111. I'm Maeda!

112. That's right, you're Maeda.

113. The restroom should be available by now.

114. I gotta pee!

115. I knew I drank too many non-alcoholic beverages.

116. What the hell are you guys doing?! Go to the other restroom!

117. Well, the other restroom is out of order,

118. so everyone came to this one,

119. but Kamiyama's still in there.

120. I'm still in here.

121. You're still in there?!

122. Phew, I feel refreshed.

123. Oh? What are you all doing?

124. Get out of the way!

125. I'm going first!

126. Shut up, small fry!

127. I'll go first so you all wait there!

128. What'd you say?! We were waiting in line before you.

129. Please hold on a second.

130. What the hell's with you?

131. All of you lack calmness right now.

132. In that sense, since I feel refreshed,

133. I can judge matters very calmly and neutrally.

134. Won't you please allow me to manage the situation here?

135. It's certainly possible that it would all come out in one burst if I fight here.

136. It'd be safer to follow what Kamiyama says for the time being...

137. No matter what we say, Takenouchi is the strongest fighter.

138. If we have to fight one-on-one, it's possible that it would all come out in one burst.

139. I'll follow what Kamiyama says for now.

140. Okay!

141. I'll leave it to you.

142. Right!

143. Hit

145. To be fair, we'll draw lots.

146. Hit

147. Did everyone write their name in?

148. Restroom

149. Well, then, I'll check it now.

150. I also don't know which one will hit, so it is completely fair.

151. We got it! Do it already!

152. It's me.

153. Why are you going in again?

154. Hello, I'm Makiko Tanaka.

155. Correction, I'm Noboru Yamaguchi.

156. Destrade High School, Year 1 Boss Noboru Yamaguchi

157. I'm heading to Kyoto today

158. because I'm invited to a relative's wedding.

159. Of course, there's only one goal that I'd like to achieve,

160. which is cracking all my relatives up with my stand-up comedy.

161. May I have your attention, please.

162. Is there a doctor among the passengers?

163. If there is, please come to the second car immediately.

164. If this was a comedy skit,

165. after this, they'd say "is there a conductor among the passengers?"

166. and then there'd be the snappy comeback of "that's dangerous!"

167. This is a conventional TV comedy pattern.

168. May I have your attention, please.

169. Is there a sumo wrestler among the passengers?

170. If there is, please come to the second car immediately.

171. I've never heard of a sumo wrestler's version...

172. But a first-class comedian like myself

173. wouldn't be surprised by something of this level.

174. Rather, I'd point out its faults if it was a comedy script.

175. Is there a green grocer among the passengers?

176. A doctor, a sumo wrestler, and a green grocer...

177. What's the connection among those three?

178. Well, anyway, the second car is in THAT kind of situation, huh?

179. Okay, I see, I see...

180. There's no way THAT kind of situation happens!

181. Snappy comeback

182. Geez, just because she's an amateur,

183. doesn't mean she can say anything she wants!

184. Heave-ho!

185. Freddie's horse is on the rampage!

186. Sumo wrestlers

187. Green grocer

188. Aren't there more sumo wrestlers?

189. Heave-ho! Heave-ho!

190. Sumo wrestlers

191. Green grocer

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223. Green grocer

224. Here, I'll give him some carrots, so calm down!

225. Sumo wrestlers

226. Green grocer

227. Sumo wrestlers

228. Green grocer

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230. Green grocer

231. Sumo wrestlers

232. Green grocer

233. Good luck, sumo wrestlers!

234. I guess I'm still too normal.

235. Dear Mother,

236. things finally regained composure on the train,

237. and it has become like a school trip.

238. But now a big problem has occurred.

239. The train will soon arrive in Shin-Osaka.

240. We passed Kyoto long ago.

241. Shin-Osaka Station.

242. I should never have said such a thing...

243. How long will it be before we get to Kyoto?

244. You don't know something as obvious as that? I'm speechless!

245. Shut up!

246. We'll take a nap so wake us up when we get to Kyoto.

247. Leave it to me!

248. Oh, no...

249. It's my fault because I was sleeping carelessly.

250. Everyone, please wake up!

251. Huh? What the hell is it?

252. To tell you the truth, this train has come all the way to Osaka.

253. What?!

254. It's still Osaka, you said?

255. Huh?

256. Are you stupid? The station we're gonna get off at is Kyoto, right?

257. Can't you even tell the difference between Osaka and Kyoto?!

258. Oh, no.

259. They don't even understand the basics...

260. These guys are off the scale.

261. Everyone, please listen.

262. I'd like us to study about Japan today.

263. What?!

264. Kyoto

265. Osaka

266. Tokyo

267. This is Tokyo where everyone lives.

268. This is Kyoto.

269. And there's Osaka ahead of that.

270. In other words, Kyoto is between Tokyo and Osaka.

271. Kamiyama,

272. using a map made it easy to understand and we appreciate it.

273. But we're not that stupid.

274. Right.

275. In short, we haven't gotten to Kyoto yet, right?

276. What? Uh, yes, that's right.

277. The train will soon arrive in Hakata, the last stop.

278. To hell with the explanation at this point! The train will soon arrive in Hakata, the last stop.

279. Everyone, please listen carefully! This train's not going to Kyoto!

280. What?!

281. Even if we stay on this train longer,

282. it is absolutely impossible for us to get to Kyoto!

283. What did you say? Is that true?

284. Which means...

285. Yes...

286. We have to change trains, huh?

287. Geez, Kyoto's far away.

288. Hakata

289. Geez, Kyoto's far away.

290. Are we gonna switch to an express train next?

291. How can I explain it to them?

292. Dear Mother,

293. we are riding on a bullet train again.

294. More importantly, I don't know where this bullet train is heading.

295. Or I should say, I don't even know if this is a bullet train anymore.

296. The Hokuto Corps joined the trip at some point.

297. I heard that there's this incredible thing called "The Golden Pavilion" in Kyoto.

298. The Golden Pavilion?

299. Is that like the lottery?

300. Yeah... probably...

301. What?!

302. Hey, hey, seriously?!

303. I think the winner gets gold coins.

304. That's why it's called "The Golden Pavilion."

305. Okay then, so are you possibly saying that at "The Silver Pavilion"...

306. Yes, you can get silver coins!

307. Wow!

308. That's incredible!

309. And do they let delinquents like us play that lottery too?

310. I don't know about that.

311. Society really is cold.

312. Enough of that conversation. It makes me dizzy just listening.

313. Sorry, but we'll be arriving soon.

314. What?! We're already arriving?

315. We've got no choice, so we'll get off, huh?

316. Tokyo

317. We finally got here!

318. The school trip was fun!

319. Tokyo

320. Tokyo

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339. Tokyo

340. So, this was a train bringing us back home?

341. Journey of the Heart

342. Well, the trip was fun, wasn't it?

343. Yeah, it was...

344. Well, there wasn't anything especially memorable to me, though.

345. Is it really okay like that?

346. What?!

347. Could it be that we didn't go to Kyoto?

348. Don't say that!

349. No, let's make it clear!

350. We're always like that.

351. We dodge issues when they inconvenience us.

352. Isn't that why people laugh at us?

353. Don't blame yourself any longer, Hayashida.

354. Kamiyama...

355. The act of taking a trip

356. is something that stays only in the hearts of the people who took the trip.

357. Even if a person took pictures of the scenery,

358. if it didn't stay in his heart, it's the same as if he didn't go.

359. I see...

360. Please try remembering, carefully,

361. the memories that stayed in your heart.

362. Thanks. We're the ones who were thoughtless.

363. Now we can tell if we went on a trip or not with confidence.

364. So you understand...

365. As we thought, we didn't go.

366. Right?

367. I wonder if we get our deposit back...

368. Next

369. Dear Mother,

370. Sakikage! Cromartie High School.

371. Mr. Masao working

372. For this anime, I want it to be put not only in anime section,

373. but also in artist section.

374. I'm Takenouchi.

375. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

376. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

377. Tokyo and Kyoto are about three hours apart

378. I'm Takenouchi too.

379. I love transportation!