Cromartie High School 1x2

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Kamiyama and Hayashida are the only two who seem to realize that Mechazawa is actually a robot. They spy on him to see if anyone else notices that he’s a robot. After two close calls, the boys give up. After school they spot Mechazawa getting beat up by some bullies from a rival school. Kamiyama and Hayashida spy on him some more, but nobody seems to notice, not even when they stab Mechazawa with a knife that simply breaks on his hard body.

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. Dear Mother,

33. Cromartie Municipal High School

34. "Sakigake!! Cromartie High School" has finally been adapted as anime.

35. Takashi Kamiyama

36. However, when the original work is a manga and is adapted as anime afterwards,

37. I hear that there are people who complain about things

38. such as character design and voice actor casting. So I was thinking...

39. that I might as well play my role with this kind of face and voice.

40. Takashi Kamiyama

41. It may surprisingly be accepted without any problems, pyo. Or,

42. Takashi Kamiyama

43. Tabata

44. it may be fine just like this.

45. Takashi Kamiyama

46. No, I think I'll settle with this way after all.

47. This is getting tiresome.

48. Those who grumble should watch this anime 1000 times.

49. I said anime, but there's hardly been any movement!

50. It's moving!

51. The End

52. of the introduction...

53. Cromartie High School

54. Dear Mother,

55. One day, after being talked into it by my classmate, Hayashida,

56. I came to Year 1 Class 5.

57. Hey, there's trouble, Mechazawa!

58. What's the matter?

59. What a sober voice!

60. Listen, Mechazawa.

61. It seems that Sugawara from our school

62. got into a fight with guys from Destrade High School.

63. It doesn't matter. We just gotta round up some guys and fight 'em!

64. Hold on...

65. He made a "ka-chink" noise!

66. In short, Sugawara was the one who started it, right?

67. I have a friend in Des-High.

68. This'll be resolved if an apology is made through him.

69. Hey! Are you suggesting we punk out, then?

70. Don't worry. l won't disgrace Cromartie High school's name.

71. "Punk Out" One of the terms used by delinquents... maybe...

72. I'll make it so that I punked out all by myself.

73. Why do you always take the role of the fall guy?

74. You're actually pretty tough, Mechazawa,

75. but if you act like that, everyone will think you're a wimp.

76. You're such a good guy!

77. Stop it! You're embarrassing me.

78. They depend on him!

79. Idiot!

80. How many times have I told you not to do things that are bad for your health?

81. Sorry, Mechazawa...

82. I couldn't control myself any longer.

83. Even then, you must control yourself!

84. I don't care what happens to you,

85. but who'll take care of your mother if you're not around?!

86. I was wrong!

87. Mechazawa is more worried about you than anyone else!

88. They're being so dramatic.

89. No doubts about it, Mechazawa's the head of our class!

90. That's right.

91. We're no match for Mechazawa!

92. Don't...

93. He's oiling himself!

94. Hey, Mechazawa. There's a little something I wanted to tell you.

95. What is it?

96. There's something that's been bugging me

97. since I saw you for the first time after entering this school.

98. Is he finally gonna say it?

99. Everyone in this class is probably thinking the same thing.

100. No, I think everyone in the society notices it when they see you.

101. I even think that you possibly know about it too.

102. Or, I mean to say, don't you realize it yourself?

103. Just be frank. What do you want to say?

104. No... Well... It's kinda hard to say...

105. I think of you as my own family. I won't mind, no matter what you tell me.

106. I see.

107. Then we'll tell it to you straight.

108. All right! Just go ahead and say it. Please!

109. Well, then I'll tell you, Mechazawa...

110. The second button on your school uniform is missing.

111. What?

112. No kidding. I hadn't noticed at all.

113. That's not it!

114. It's been bugging me all this time.

115. Blade Runner's High

116. Damn it! Not again!

117. What's the matter?

118. This CD player broke again.

119. If you take it to a repair shop, it'll cost you big bucks.

120. I wonder if there's someone who can fix this?

121. Of course not, you idiot! Our school is full of dumb-asses.

122. But there's usually someone in a class who's good with machines.

123. Someone who's good with machines?

124. How about that guy?

125. Year 1 Class 5 Shinichi Mechazawa

126. Hey, Mechazawa.

127. Can you fix this CD player?

128. I couldn't possibly!

129. I'm no good with machines.

130. No good with machines?

131. Mechazawa, can I talk to you a minute?

132. I've never been any good with machines.

133. I can't do this video setting, no matter how much I try.

134. I'm asking you, can you just set up the timer for the recording?

135. I said that's impossible! I'm poor with machines.

136. That can't be right!

137. But why do you all ask me about fixing machines or how to operate machines?

138. You asking why?

139. Well, you take good care of your friends...

140. Of course, I'd like to do whatever you ask me to do.

141. I'm even ready to risk my life for you guys!

142. But I can't do machines, no matter what.

143. That can't be right!

144. Somehow we felt that you were good with machines.

145. That's simply prejudice, isn't it?!

146. For example, people said stuff like "women are not good at machines" a while back,

147. but that's nothing but simple prejudice.

148. Now cell phones and e-mails are trendy,

149. and women handle them more beautifully than men, right?

150. I see...

151. At least they're a few dozen times smarter than we are.

152. In other words, it wouldn't be good to decide on things according only to such prejudices.

153. He's oiling himself again!

154. But I don't like a digitized world that's a result of people depending too much on machines.

155. If there is no heart to heart communication among people, in the end, I think it feels empty.

156. The way things are going, we'll all be controlled by machines!

157. Is it possible that he's joking?

158. Hey, Mechazawa.

159. What is it?

160. There's one thing that's been bugging me since I saw you for the first time.

161. What? Again?

162. Every time I see you, it bugs me so much lately that I can't even sleep at night.

163. ls he finally going to say it?!

164. I'm pretty sure everyone else is bothered by it too.

165. But it wasn't easy to tell you somehow.

166. Telling you this could possibly hurt your feelings.

167. Don't worry about it. Say it already.

168. That's right! Say it already!

169. Okay. Listen carefully, since I'll say it only once.

170. Say it!

171. You've got a big face, haven't you?

172. I see!

173. Very close, but that's not it!

174. Lost in Cromartie

175. Shinichi Mechazawa

176. You bastard! You've been doin' whatever the hell you like!

177. Don't make light of Bass High!

178. This isn't good, Kamiyama! Mechazawa's been captured!

179. We'll go save him right away, Kamiyama!

180. No, hold on, Hayashida. We shouldn't stop them.

181. Why?!

182. I'm certain that they'll say it.

183. I see! Then it'd be better to watch from here as usual?

184. He can take quite a beating.

185. If you're going to apologize, now is the time!

186. You can't take me out with those little attacks.

187. What was that, jerk?!

188. Hey, Kamiyama, I just had a very scary thought.

189. What is it, Hayashida?

190. Could it be that we're the only ones who wonder about Mechazawa?

191. What do you mean?

192. Doesn't everyone, except us, think Mechazawa is an ordinary delinquent high school student?

193. But no matter how we see him, he doesn't look like an ordinary delinquent high school student.

194. Or rather, he doesn't even look like a normal human.

195. We'll fudgin' kill you!

196. We're gonna pay you back for what you've done to us, Mechazawa!

197. Does that possibly mean that there is something wrong with our senses?

198. Exactly! Mechazawa is just an ordinary 16 year old high school student!

199. Are you finished already?

200. This dumb-ass has got himself a pretty big mouth!

201. Come to think of it, I now feel that there are people like that.

202. You see? There should be guys like him if we hang around the Shibuya Center Shopping Area.

203. Hey, that's not good. Don't do it!

204. Shut up! I've snapped!

205. Drum can

206. What?

207. No, he really isn't a human!

208. What's going on? My Strawberry Short blade got broken...

209. What?! You said your Strawberry Short blade got broken?!

210. All this time, we all thought that Mechazawa was an ordinary high school student.

211. But it could be that he's...

212. Good, there's a normal guy here! Say it already!

213. A high school student whose body is abnormally hard?

214. I see! His body is unreasonably hard, isn't it?

215. Are you saying that on purpose?

216. Are there none among you brave enough to fight me one-on-one?

217. What did you say?!

218. So in the end, you punks can't even fight without your buddies.

219. Well, maybe it's too much to ask from you petty gangsters.

220. And he's talking cool as usual.

221. He's right.

222. Oh, Yokoyama!

223. It may be true that there aren't any sort of rules for fighting,

224. but why don't you at least follow the basic principles of fighting?

225. But...

226. What's that? Don't you think it's disgraceful?!

227. Five or six people ganging up on one guy, tying him up, and beating him up...

228. No, it's just us three.

229. What about your pride as students of Bass High?

230. Look at this guy! You did too much.

231. What?!

232. All right! This man will say it!

233. Don't tell me... he's... ro... ro... ro...

234. Almost there! Robo!

235. "Roly-poly" Mechazawa, my classmate from sixth grade!

236. What? Are you Yocchan, by any chance?

237. What?! No way!

238. Next

239. Dear Mother,

240. I feel like the "Sakigake!! Cromartie High School" anime has been airing for a long time.

241. What? This was only the second episode?

242. The next one is the third episode.

243. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

244. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

245. To be

246. It'll be continued!

247. To be continued.