Cromartie High School 1x18

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Pootan uses Freddie as a stand in for an autograph signing. However, when Freddie gets attached to the costume, will Pootan be able to reclaim his job? Or, will Freddie take over?

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1. Warning

2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,

3. the guys that appear in this anime are delinquents.

4. So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see in this anime.

5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!

6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

7. The reason I am crying is because I am very frustrated

8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de

9. I feel as though the nobility and kindness of man is being trampled

10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

11. Those who show their strength lose their grace

12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?

14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher

16. Massugu arukimasho

17. Let's walk straight

18. Kaze wa mukai kaze

19. The wind is against us

20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

21. Move, move, move, those with a guilty conscience, move aside

22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

23. Light up the town of riffraff

24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

25. Move, make way, truth is coming through

26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa

27. The era of justice will come

28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa

29. There are songs of hope too

30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world

32. An autograph session for the popular comedy show "Pootan" is being held today.

33. Pootan Autograph Session

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45. Pootan, I'm happy that I'll be able to see you.

46. Gale Elementary School 5th Grade Osamu Kido

47. I've kept my eyes on Pootan since three years ago, when he wasn't famous.

48. Since the content of the show was a little surreal,

49. I was worried if it was going to be popular among children,

50. but it seems like it took off successfully.

51. Though I believed that they would be a hit, I'm overwhelmed with emotion by their success.

52. As a fan from when they were nobodies,

53. I'm happy to see that they're popular, but I also feel lonely.

54. Pootan

55. And no matter how you look at these guys,

56. there's no way that they know how funny Pootan really is.

57. I especially can't stand that punk with the afro hairdo.

58. There's no way that he knows anything about Pootan.

59. He makes me sick.

60. But still, I should feel genuinely happy now that Pootan has become popular.

61. I'm happy for you, Pootan.

62. All I do is watch over you from the shadows. That's enough for me.

63. Your face shows more confidence now, Pootan.

64. I don't see the inexperienced look that you had when the show started.

65. I remember you were hesitant about your timing,

66. as you hadn't gotten the hang of the character yet.

67. Okay, please stay in line, boys.

68. It'll be my turn soon. I'm a little nervous.

69. This is the first time that I'll see you in person.

70. How do you do, Pootan!

71. What? Somehow I feel something is different.

72. Well, they say that the actual looks are different from TV images.

73. And I don't know much about those things either, so...

74. Okay! One more time!

75. No, he looks totally different!

76. Besides, Pootan doesn't have a mustache like that!

77. It's one thing to be a little different, but being this different is going too far!

78. Pootan Autograph Session

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96. In any case, why isn't anybody making a big stink about it?

97. Oh, yeah, I see. Everyone is being deceived by that plush costume.

98. Well, they're transient fans, after all.

99. As long as the person is wearing that plush costume,

100. they believe that it's Pootan, no matter who's wearing it.

101. Pootan's also busy, so I'm sure there's times that he has to have a substitute.

102. It's a little annoying, but it'd be childish of me to get upset here right now.

103. All right, then, I'll pretend that he's Pootan.

104. But he took off the costume!

105. Okay, I see! He's Pootan, right? I'll acknowledge that he's Pootan!

106. Yeah, that's right. He's Pootan and no mistake!

107. No matter how you look, he's Pootan!

108. The person who's signing is Pootan.

109. The person who's shaking hands with me is Pootan.

110. And this is Pootan's autograph, that I've dreamed of!

111. And who the hell is he?!

112. OX Productions

113. The phones have been ringing off the hook since this morning

114. with complaints about the autograph sessions!

115. What?

116. Oh, here too?

117. That's why I said that you shouldn't ask a guy like that to be your substitute!

118. There's no point crying over spilled milk, right?

119. Besides, yesterday we had autograph sessions at twenty locations nationwide!

120. But that's how it is when you're popular, isn't it?

121. And there's a child in front of the office, and he's making a big stink saying that

122. he was deceived by a mustached guy at yesterday's autograph session.

123. Okay, then, I guess I have no choice.

124. Fine, then. Bring him right away!

125. Pardon me.

126. There was a mustached guy at yesterday's autograph session.

127. What was that about?

128. What are you talking about, poo?

129. You seem to be making some complaints about a mustache,

130. but as you can see, it was me who was at that site yesterday.

131. You see? I have the mustache too, poo.

132. But you don't usually wear mustache on TV, so why suddenly...

133. It's a joke, poo.

134. A joke?

135. But I feel that joke isn't very funny.

136. Now, if you understand, then hurry home, poo.

137. Was that really okay? You were dealing with an innocent child.

138. This is how the world of show business works.

139. Substitutes are everyday things.

140. I'm somewhat kinder than others.

141. I know that, but I don't think it's nice to deceive children.

142. Guys who are amused by watching TV are all stupid.

143. They aren't interested in the content. They just like the mood.

144. So they'll think that it's Pootan if we have someone wear this plush costume.

145. It doesn't matter who wears it.

146. Well, I guess that means the case is closed now.

147. Now it's time for another episode of the popular show Pootan!

148. My show got hijacked.

149. The audience was really cracking up again at today's stage performance.

150. Your new performance style seems to be a hit with them.

151. Usually a performance style is hard to change once it takes root,

152. but you changed it splendidly.

153. Well, your performance style changed, or rather everything has changed, right?

154. You changed so much that it's like you're a totally different person,

155. or rather you're a different person... or what should I say?

156. You're a different person, aren't you?!

157. Same time...

158. This has become a real mess.

159. Pootan in street clothes

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170. Pootan - Popularity Rises Highest Rating 80%

171. That mustached part-timer took my place.

172. Weekly TV

173. yen

174. Special Article "Pootan"

175. New Series?! Complete Check

176. My partner should have noticed the difference.

177. I have to get there quickly.

178. OX Productions

179. That mustached guy is a fake! I'm the real Pootan!

180. Here, I'll make a snappy comeback, so you'll have to do this.

181. They're rehearsing a joke!

182. Stop it! He's a fake!

183. What about it?

184. Good job. You can go home now.

185. We'll start at two tomorrow, so come here again.

186. Hey... What the hell is going on?

187. Enough with your bad jokes!

188. Since there's a new Pootan, I'll say this now. I didn't like you that much.

189. Anyway, I'll be working with him.

190. Even if you accept such a thing, the public won't accept it!

191. The public? The public has already accepted him as Pootan.

192. He's got an even better reputation than the previous one.

193. Isn't it the case that you think you're more important than you really are?

194. Well, in short, it doesn't matter who does Pootan.

195. What?!

196. His pay is cheaper than yours.

197. If his popularity remains the same, the TV station will be happy to use him.

198. But he's quiet, as you can see.

199. No, he's more than just quiet. He doesn't speak at all.

200. A surreal performance style that tries to be different

201. will find some brief popularity with the viewers, sure,

202. but it won't last long!

203. In the end, Pootan doesn't work without me!

204. If you're that confident, why don't you go it alone?

205. What are you saying?!

206. Or are you saying that you can't do anything without Pootan's name and plush costume?

207. You bastard! Don't get carried away!

208. You're an eyesore. Get lost!

209. Oh? What are you doing in here?

210. The show's already on!

211. The show?

212. But we're both here.

213. Now it's time for another episode of the popular show Pootan!

214. What's with you, Freddie?! What are you doing in a place like this?

215. We were both replaced.

216. Destrade High School Year 1 Boss Noboru Yamaguchi

217. That's...

218. Pootan's plush costume, isn't it?!

219. Why the hell is he in the middle of town?

220. Moreover, I've seen that mustached face somewhere.

221. I've become a fan lately. I went to his autograph session too.

222. Hey, you. Would you let me feel that plush costume?

223. You bastard! Are you trying to pick a fight with me?!

224. Poo.

225. lt's Pootan!

226. Hey, if you think I'm just a funny youngster, you're in for some pain.

227. Say something, moron!

228. It's good to feel this kind of tension once in a while.

229. lt's a big mistake to think I'm always doing comedy.

230. Hey, look at that. That guy is talking to a plush animal.

231. That's funny. Let's watch!

232. Oh, no!

233. Crap... I'm trying to be serious, but I made people laugh.

234. It seems that I was born with comic talent.

235. Oh, there he is!

236. Freddie!

237. Geez, what are you doing, bothering everyone?

238. You should take off that plush costume right away.

239. Hey, hold on a second. What's all this?

240. I'll explain.

241. Actually, for various reasons,

242. Various reasons = the story so far

243. I was hoping that Freddie'd return at least the plush costume to me.

244. Now return it to me.

245. Does he still resist?

246. I think you're partially responsible for what's happening.

247. What?

248. He's a pure man.

249. He probably got into Pootan's role as a result of fulfilling his duty.

250. Didn't this happen because you cut corners on your job

251. by using a substitute at the autograph session?

252. Indeed, you may be right, but what more do you want me to do?

253. The answer is easy.

254. In the end, he's the fake one and you're the real one.

255. If you show the difference clearly, he'll withdraw.

256. Please show something!

257. Are you telling me to do a quick performance here?

258. You're a pro comedian, right? There must be something you can do!

259. No, I don't have any quick gags that I can do, so...

260. Don't lie!

261. Back when you debuted and weren't yet popular,

262. you were doing quick gags, weren't you?

263. But they weren't popular at all.

264. Since you came up against the wall of comedy,

265. you switched to the plush animal performance of Pootan and succeeded.

266. Do that one!

267. What? You remember that? I've already forgotten that stuff.

268. If I remember it right, wasn't it like this? Put your hand on your forehead and...

269. Please stop it. I'm embarrassed just remembering it!

270. I see. You want to put that past behind you. I understand that mentality very well.

271. If you're embarrassed about such a thing, it's as if we can see your end as a comedian.

272. What did you say?

273. Look. You're at a crucial moment right now,

274. where the important position of Pootan may be taken away from you.

275. I don't feel that you're fighting fiercely for it.

276. Why don't you try once with the mindset you had when you started?

277. Having a mind that doesn't fear shame should bring you one step up as a comedian.

278. I see.

279. I understand. I'll return to the past and show that performance.

280. You'll really do it?

281. Yeah, leave it to me!

282. You guys, prepare to laugh. Here we go!

283. It's 37.5 degrees.

284. Oh, he's already taken it off!

285. I bet he got bored, since we kept going on and on.

286. Next

287. Dear Mother,

288. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.

289. There's no need to say this now, but I'm asking you not to think this is the end of the show

290. and to watch till the ending title scene after this.

291. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

292. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School

293. Pootan multiplying to critical acclaim!

294. Pootan is told that he looks handsome from behind too, poo.