The Japan Boss Championship is a fierce competition. Later, Hayashida reveals a secret...
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1. Warning
2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,
3. the guys that appear in this anime
are delinquents.
4. So, please do not, under any circumstances,
imitate what you see in this anime.
5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!
6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu
7. The reason I am crying is
because I am very frustrated
8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de
9. I feel as though the nobility and
kindness of man is being trampled
10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte
11. Those who show their strength lose their grace
12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho
13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?
14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou
15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher
16. Massugu arukimasho
17. Let's walk straight
18. Kaze wa mukai kaze
19. The wind is against us
20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke
21. Move, move, move, those with
a guilty conscience, move aside
22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose
23. Light up the town of riffraff
24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da
25. Move, make way, truth is coming through
26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa
27. The era of justice will come
28. Kibou no uta mo aru sa
29. There are songs of hope too
30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa
31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world
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34. Shooting Star Press
35. "Let me say my name!"
36. Hokuto's lackey's cry
has not reached anyone as of yet.
37. Certainly, a meteorite falling on
the school building is a big event.
38. But I just need five seconds.
39. I want everyone to memorize my name.
My name is...
40. There's trouble! Aliens came out of it!
41. They're coming down this way.
42. Aliens...
43. How do you do, everyone.
We're aliens. Nice to meet you.
44. Now we'll introduce ourselves.
45. He said they'd introduce themselves!
46. Wait, wait, wait!
47. Who are you?
48. I'm a pitiful man who's lost the timing
to introduce himself for a variety of reasons.
49. Now I'll even settle for aliens!
Would you hear my name?!
50. Understood. I shall hear your name.
51. Thanks. I knew aliens were sensible.
Earthlings are hopeless.
52. Now, please introduce yourself
to your satisfaction.
53. Then I'll tell you, alien. My name is...
54. Captain, a ship has come for us.
55. Oh, it's already time to return.
56. Well, then, everyone. Goodbye!
57. What did they come here for?
58. I couldn't say my name...
59. Even to aliens...
60. Can I talk to you for a moment?
61. Listening to your conversation with the alien,
I reflected on my actions.
62. I'm ashamed of myself as an Earthling.
I'm really sorry.
63. I really want to hear your name.
64. Really?
65. Yeah. Isn't that right, everyone?!
66. There's trouble!
The aliens took Freddie by mistake!
67. My... My name is...
68. Moving right along, it's now the day for
the Japan Boss Championship.
69. Badasses from all over Japan
have gathered at Tokyo Dome.
70. Hey, look at that.
71. That's a rep from Hokkaido,
Bear Killer Kashiwabara!
72. I heard that he won a fight against a bear!
73. That one's a rep from Niigata,
Exterminator Takashiro!
74. They said that he can talk with bears!
75. That guy is a rep from Kochi,
Praise Heaper Okaji!
76. I heard that he raises a bear at home!
77. All right! Let's meet in the finals!
78. What? What did we talk about those guys for?
79. We will now start the Japan Boss Championship.
80. Then, here is the first question.
81. Milk is used to make yogurt. True or false?
82. That has nothing to do with being a boss!
83. Please proceed to the true or false marker
that matches your answer.
84. Now, here is the answer. Please look
at the electric bulletin board.
85. The answer is true.
86. The winner is Mr. Kamiyama
from Cromartie High School!
87. The winner shouldn't
be decided in the first round!
88. Destrade
High School
89. Hey, did you hear?
90. I heard that someone from Cromartie
has won the Japan Boss Championship!
91. Hold on a second!
We've never heard of such a tournament!
92. That's bull! We can't allow
them to decide Japan's No. 1 Boss
93. without our, Des-High's, knowledge!
94. Well, hold on a second.
95. Yamaguchi!
96. Noboru Yamaguchi
97. Basically, all that's needed is for me to knock down the guy
98. who won the tournament, right?
99. Then, shall we go?
100. Oh! Yamaguchi has finally gotten off his ass!
101. Hey! We're coming in!
102. You guys are from Destrade High School!
103. You got some nerve coming to Cro-High!
104. I heard that Japan's No. 1 Boss is here.
105. Our boss, Yamaguchi, wants to fight with him!
106. I'm Yamaguchi. Where's the one
people call the strongest boss?
107. That's him.
108. Takashi Kamiyama No. 1 Boss in Japan
109. That's me.
110. Honey!
111. Hold on a second. Why is
such a puny guy the toughest boss?
112. That's what I wanna know!
113. I suppose you have various complaints,
but I'm the champion.
114. What's the matter, Yamaguchi?
115. I see, that's what it was!
116. In short, the Boss Championship was actually
a tournament to select the best comedian.
117. Japan Comedian Championship
118. Japan Comedian Championship
119. In short, the Boss Championship was actually
a tournament to select the best comedian.
120. And this genius postcard artisan
became the champion.
121. If that's the case, I can understand.
122. Then I definitely can't back out of this fight!
123. All right! Why don't we start the fight!
124. Are you insane?
125. Are you seriously going to fight
with a guy like this?
126. I understand. I'll accept your challenge!
127. Then, let's start!
128. Please press the button quickly
when you know the answer.
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149. A quiz?!
150. I thought we came here to fight,
151. but by the time we realized it,
we were forced into this quiz game.
152. Just as you'd expect from Honey Boy.
What a funny turn of events.
153. Moreover, while saying stuff like that,
154. I noticed myself wearing a contestant's silk hat
155. and I'm so funny that
I want to poke fun at myself.
156. Oh well, I'll give in and say
it's okay to play the quiz match, but...
157. Why are you the MC
when we came to fight against you?!
158. Here's the first question!
159. Ignoring the stupid question
that won't go anywhere...
160. Just as you'd expect from Honey.
161. Not only does he know how to make people
laugh, but he also knows how to run the event.
162. Not only does he know how to make people
laugh, but he also knows how to run the event.
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167. After the latest member change of
the popular group Morning Musume,
168. which phase are they in now?
169. Sixth phase!
170. That's correct!
171. All right!
172. Idiot! In the comedy world,
correct answers are worthless!
173. How much you make people laugh
is the important point.
174. In short, to us,
"a laugh is the correct answer."
175. These words might be remembered by
later generations if I become famous.
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178. Then, here's the second question:
1.41421356 is the square root of 2.
179. Then what is 1.7320508?
180. Yes, Mr. Hayashida!
181. I don't know!
182. That's it! That's what
the viewers are looking for!
183. I almost made a snappy comeback saying,
"Don't press the button if you don't know!"
184. That was close.
185. If I make a comeback, his joke will stick out.
186. If that happens, I'm the one
who gets the short end of the stick!
187. Smart stupidity that almost
made me make a comeback.
188. This mohawk guy is no ordinary man.
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191. Then here's the third question.
192. How many total prefectures are there in Japan?
193. Yes, Mr. Hayashida!
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198. I just got the answer to the earlier question.
Can I answer to that?
199. No, you can't.
200. He's prolonging the earlier stupidity well!
201. Does that mean that the earlier stuff was
a precursor, and well-calculated stupidity?
202. Then, here's the last question.
203. By the way, the person who gives
the correct answer to the last question
204. gets three million points!
205. Then what were those questions up to now?
206. I see... lt's a little ordinary,
207. but a standard theory
in comedy quiz shows. Good job, Honey.
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210. Please listen carefully.
211. About thirty years ago, in Japan...
212. It's up to my comical answer now, after all,
in order to liven up the end and finish this.
213. What should I do? If I have to choose
one out of three, I'll say number four...
214. But no, that's mediocre.
215. Then I can answer before the question...
216. But it won't work if no one
makes a snappy comeback saying
217. "the question wasn't given yet!"
218. In short, a dumb answer that doesn't need
a snappy comeback is the only way to go.
219. Moreover, I'll have to lower my joke level
to match this low-level audience,
220. which leaves me no choice!
221. Yes, Mr. Yamaguchi!
222. Gachoooon!
223. That's correct!
224. What?! No way!
225. Yamaguchi gets three million points!!
226. What have I done?
227. Southern
228. Wind
229. What do you want,
calling me out to a place like this?
230. Actually, there's something that
I want to talk to you about.
231. What is it? Are you worried about something?
232. Well, I'm having a hard time saying it.
233. Just say it. While I may look like this,
I'm actually tight-lipped.
234. Oh, I see. Well, in your case,
rather than being tight-lipped,
235. I also figure that you'll forget it by tomorrow.
236. To tell you the truth, I'm very
susceptible to motion sickness.
237. What? Motion sickness?
238. I, Takenouchi, am this big, but I'm not good
with transportation because I get sick.
239. Well, that's it.
240. What's motion sickness?
241. What?! You're asking what it is?
You're kidding, right?
242. I mean, you don't know
what motion sickness is?
243. I don't understand the feeling of getting sick
when you're riding in something at all.
244. Is it a disease?
245. Well, it's not really a disease, but...
246. That's why you're so fat.
247. You really don't understand, do you?
248. In any case, it wouldn't look good
if Takenouchi, a boss at Cro-High,
249. gets motion sickness, would it?!
250. I wanna conquer that problem
before people find out about it, but...
251. Isn't that a rigid way of thinking
about the problem?
252. You don't wanna be seen looking so pitiful,
since you're the boss.
253. Aren't those psychological burdens
giving you pressure
254. and causing you to feel sick or something?
255. You suddenly said
something decent, didn't you?
256. You could get sick due to the load on your mind.
257. But after talking to me like this,
don't you feel a little better?
258. Yeah... Come to think of it,
I'm starting to feel much better.
259. After all, it's not good to have a secret.
260. It's best to talk about it with someone.
261. To be honest, I had something
that I was worried about,
262. but while listening to your story, I started
thinking that it was silly to worry about it.
263. Really? I didn't think that even you'd have
something that you were worried about.
264. Say it. I won't tell anyone.
265. Well, I'm relieved to hear that. Then I'll tell you.
266. To be honest, I'm wearing a wig.
267. Well, compared to your concern,
mine may not be that much of a big deal.
268. No, I don't care about my concern any more!
269. To tell you the truth, my parents are very strict.
270. All my brothers are elites.
I guess it's a reaction to that.
271. When I noticed, I was in the world of badasses.
272. But I'm afraid of my parents,
so I can't quite be decisive.
273. So I'm still keeping this hairstyle at home.
274. No matter how bad you are, you absolutely
must obey your parents.
275. But if you wore a suit, you'd look
just like a businessman.
276. Actually, I've seen you in town
a couple of timeswhen I was looking like this,
277. though you probably didn't realize it.
278. Oh, Kamiyama!
279. This isn't good! You'd better
put your wig on quickly!
280. I dropped my wig!
281. What are you doing? Quick!
282. Forget it! I'll get it for you!
283. All right!
284. Next
285. Dear Mother,
286. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.
287. It's time for Takashi Kamiyama's
same old familiar one point living course.
288. For the Electric Mandolin's year of manufacture,
289. specs are more important
than the serial number.