1. Warning
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2. Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,
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3. the guys that appear in this anime
are delinquents.
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4. So, please do not, under any circumstances,
imitate what you see in this anime.
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5. Do not imitate! Or this will happen!
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6. Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu
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7. The reason l am crying is
because l am very frustrated
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8. Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de
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9. I feel as though the nobility and
kindness of man is being trampled
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10. Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte
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11. Those who show their strength lose their grace
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12. Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho
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13. Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?
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14. Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou
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15. Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher
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16. Massugu arukimasho
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17. Let's walk straight
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18. Kaze wa mukai kaze
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19. The wind is against us
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20. Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke
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21. Move, move, move, those with
a guilty conscience, move aside
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22. Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose
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23. Light up the town of riffraff
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24. Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da
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25. Move, make way, truth is coming through
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26. Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa
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27. The era of justice will come
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28. There are songs of hope too
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29. Kibou no uta mo aru sa
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30. Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa
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31. I would happily sacrifice my life for this world
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32. Talking Head
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33. Talking Head
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34. Talking Head
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35. Des-High Year 1 Boss Noboru Yamaguchi
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36. An excellent leader needs an excellent council.
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37. And the fact that I didn't have a capable No. 2 until now
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38. is also the reason our school has been stagnant.
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39. It can also be said that it's because there was
no one who met my standards for the job.
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40. But I finally found the man
who's suitable to be No. 2!
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41. Since Yamaguchi accepted this guy,
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42. that probably means he's no ordinary man.
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43. What the hell is he like?
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44. Well, don't get rattled.
He's actually here right now.
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45. Come in!
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46. Akira Nakao
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47. How do you do? I'm Akira Nakao.
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48. Mick
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49. I'm Mick. Nice to meet you all.
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50. He's No. 2 from now on.
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51. So, nice to meet you.
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52. I'll knock you guys
down with a single blow.
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53. Don't be rude.
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54. Shut up, idiot.
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55. Well, it'd be good
if you work on your timing a little.
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56. Hey, hold on a second!
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57. We didn't call a ventriloquist!
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58. Ishikawa's jaw is dislocated.
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59. Don't say something like "ventriloquist"!
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60. Why you gotta say things
that destroy people's dreams, moron?!
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61. For example, when Americans see magic,
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62. they enjoy it purely as entertainment
even if they know it's a trick.
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63. But when the Japanese see it,
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64. they immediately try to uncover
the tricks and gimmicks.
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65. You can say the same thing about pro wrestling.
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66. Even if it's staged, have a mind that
enjoys it purely as entertainment!
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67. Entertainment?
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68. What do you want from us?
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69. Hey, Yamaguchi, I don't
mean to tease or stir things up,
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70. but can I ask you one question?
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71. Yeah, go ahead.
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72. Which one is No. 2?
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73. I see! Even I hadn't thought of that!
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74. Then I'll ask. Which one is No. 2?
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75. You don't have to ask him, do you?
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76. Mick, we've been together for a long time,
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77. but it looks like only one of us
can become No. 2.
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78. Shut it! Of course I'm No. 2!
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79. You've gotten rude.
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80. Then how about this?
One of you is "No." and the other is "2".
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81. So put together you're No. 2.
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82. Oh, I'll use that one.
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83. The joke's a little old, though.
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84. Then what about me?
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85. You guys are a trio?!
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86. Stay out of this!
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87. This reminds me of Tokyo Comic Show.
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88. Yamaguchi, can I talk to you?
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89. It doesn't really matter,
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90. but I imagine he's
powerful enough to be No. 2, right?
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91. Otherwise, we won't accept it.
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92. Looks like you don't know
his real power yet, do you?
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93. He's not just a variety guy.
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94. Show them what you can do!
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95. Okay!
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96. He took the puppets off.
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97. Is he really no ordinary guy after all?!
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98. Oh? My voice is...
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99. Coming out...
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100. Delayed?
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101. How about that?! Just like
satellite coverage, right?! Well?!
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102. I've seen this somewhere.
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103. To say the least,
this doesn't help in fighting at all.
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104. In any case, he's No. 2 from today.
Take his words as mine.
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105. So which one is it?!
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106. I'm so confused now!
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107. What a pain in the ass!
It doesn't matter which, come and fight me!
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108. This means...
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109. He's No. 2.
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110. Yeah, leave it to me!
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111. Looks like he's serious.
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112. Yutaka Takenouchi
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113. My name is Yutaka Takenouchi.
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114. I'm very strong in fighting
and I command Year 1 at Cromartie as their boss.
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115. But my only weak point is that I get
carsickness easily, so I don't like vehicles!
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116. Although I look like this,
I'm actually smart too.
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117. In middle school my deviation value was
easily over 60, even when I didn't study.
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118. The reason why someone like me entered into
a stupid school like Cromartie High School is
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119. My home
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120. Cromartie
High School
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121. because Cromartie High School is
the closest school to my house.
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122. This is very important to someone
who gets motion sickness.
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123. But it takes at least fifteen minutes on foot to get
to school, even though I said it was the closest.
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124. So I feel too lazy to keep doing it every day.
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125. But then, I'd look funny riding wheels.
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126. Wheels - a bicycle
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127. But then, I'd look funny riding wheels.
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128. At first, just watching the bus made me nervous,
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129. but I think I can bear it if it's only two stops.
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130. And that annoying guy isn't around here, so...
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131. Oh? Takenouchi?
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132. That annoying guy
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133. No way!
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134. You! Why are you on the bus?
Tell me the reason! What's the reason?!
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135. Well, even if you ask me the reason...
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136. Is your house far from school?!
Spit it out, bastard!
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137. It takes ten minutes on foot
from my house to school,
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138. and about three minutes if I use wheels.
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139. That's closer than my house!
Why are you on the bus?
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140. To tell you the truth, I...
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141. love transportation!
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142. The reason I asked you
to gather today is none other than
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143. m 0 0 l 108 0 108 85 0 85
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144. Destrade
Emergency
Board
Meeting
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145. to talk about Des-High's course
of action in the future.
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146. Lately at Des-High,
I hear many people saying
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147. that we should be more aggressive
with other schools.
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148. But this is a very important matter
and I can't decide it by myself.
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149. So I'd like to do this democratically
and decide by majority vote.
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150. Then I'll tell you my opinion.
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151. I usually don't say serious things,
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152. but I'll duly tell you my opinion here.
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153. Right now, the situation is unstable
due to the big change
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154. in the balance of power between schools.
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155. I don't think it's a good idea to
be aggressive in that kind of time.
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156. So I cast a vote for "against."
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157. I see. I understand fully.
Well, any other opinions?
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158. I'm for it.
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159. Me too.
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160. Okay, then, we're for it with two to one votes.
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161. Hold on a second!
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162. What? Do you have an objection?
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163. No... Well...
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164. Of course you're not gonna say something like
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165. "this is ventriloquism
and one of them is a puppet," are you?
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166. Then, if Toshiyuki Nishida is playing the role
of Genta Ikenaka when you're watching TV,
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167. are you gonna shout and scream, saying "He's
not Genta Ikenaka, but Toshiyuki Nishida"?
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168. Well, I wouldn't do such a thing,
although that's a confusing example.
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169. I see you've grown. Then
what kind of objection is it?
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170. Well...
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171. Well, his hair style has been bugging me.
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172. What?!
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173. Come to think of it, it bothers me too.
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174. What? You too?!
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175. You should be completely open with each other.
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176. That's what democratic debate is about.
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177. That's just what I want.
I won't lose in a name-calling match.
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178. What did you say?
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179. lt's getting exciting!
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180. That's enough!
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181. What's the matter, Ishikawa?
Join the debate too.
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182. Shut up! I'm going home!
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183. Dammit! He always favors that guy.
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184. Whenever something happens,
I'm the only one that gets beaten up,
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185. and I don't even know the reason.
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186. Well, I have sort of noticed that Yamaguchi's
sense of humor and mine don't match, but...
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187. I've been doing fine on my own,
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188. but I guess even a delinquent may need a spirit
of cooperation to work well with others.
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189. I wonder if ventriloquism
is the only way, after all?
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190. What? You wanna do ventriloquism?!
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191. Who're you?!
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192. I'm Paul. I'll introduce my master to you.
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193. Your master?
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194. How do you do? I'm Kamiyama.
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195. I'm Paul. Nice to meet you.
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196. Oh? My voice is...
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197. Coming out delayed.
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198. That technique?!
How are you able to do it?!
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199. So it wasn't a technique that only he could do!
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200. What the heck are you mumbling about?
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201. Please! Please make me your pupil!
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202. All right. Then let's go and
buy you one straightaway.
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203. Buy what?
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204. Next day
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205. How do you do? I'm David.
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206. He's my new partner.
He's looking forward to getting to know you.
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207. Fighting's okay,
and feel the sorrow well... just kidding.
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208. Now I think better of you, Ishikawa!
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209. So you finally understand, Yamaguchi!
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210. It was worth spending 150,000 yen.
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211. Yeah, you win.
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212. What I wanted was that spirit of yours!
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213. This means that I have to rethink
the ranking of our group.
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214. What? Then...
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215. Listen carefully! I have
an announcement to make to you.
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216. He is the new No. 2 from today.
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217. Looking forward to getting to know you!
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218. I have a feeling that we can get along.
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219. How much does he think it cost?
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220. Next
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221. Dear Mother,
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222. Sakigake!! Cromartie High School.
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223. I'm beginning to think that
I'd be better off if I say
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224. "I'll tell you about the next episode."
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225. Okay, I'll try my best to do it as I've been doing.
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226. Sakigake!!
Cromartie High School
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227. Sakigake!!
Cromartie High School
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228. It's a trio
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229. I'm Mick!
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230. I'm Paul!
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231. I'm David!
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232. Four of us together
is a puppet trio!
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