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2. Dr. Shin, he's gonna
prescribe me a bunch of meds,
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3. like doctors always do.
And they're not gonna work.
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4. - And I'm gonna end up back here.
- Hello, Rebecca.
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5. All of the other meds
I've been prescribed
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6. - have made me numb or drowsy.
- I think,
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7. with the right diagnosis and treatment,
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8. you can get a lot better.
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9. I have been dreaming about
going to Raging Waters with you
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10. ever since you told me
about it that day at camp.
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11. Let's do something fun,
like go to Raging Waters?
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12. - He took her to Raging Waters!
- That's her Paris!
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13. I'm gonna be a lawyer.
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14. Well, you have worked so hard.
You're almost there, babe.
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15. Paula knows the office, like,
inside and out.
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16. Paula's in charge.
She can handle it all.
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17. Somebody else always does it.
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18. I am the someone else!
You know what, it's okay.
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19. Let me be happy.
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20. I want you to be happy. I do.
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21. Greg makes me feel like I'm okay.
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22. Maybe we could be the
best versions of ourselves
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23. if we're together.
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24. I lived in a wall for eight months.
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25. Ah, this is great.
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26. What a perfect day. Hmm.
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27. How many times are we
gonna circle this one block?
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28. Well, you go one block
east, that's the freeway.
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29. - Mm. - And one block west
is the other freeway.
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30. So this is just the perfect block.
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31. I love just doing stuff
like this with you.
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32. Yeah.
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33. You know, holding hands
is a strange concept.
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34. If you think about it, it
actually makes more sense
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35. to hold someone's elbow.
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36. Less sweaty, less germy,
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37. and the elbow gets so little
love otherwise, you know?
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38. Uh-huh. That's a funny point,
but I like hands.
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39. - Um, hi.
- Hi.
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40. So, I have an idea.
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41. A notion. A concept.
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42. Une idée folle.
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43. The last time you said that,
you wanted to look into my eyes
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44. for 20 minutes straight.
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45. I know. Wasn't that great?
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46. I got to know your eyes so well.
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47. I could draw your eyes
with my eyes closed.
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48. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess you
could do that now.
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49. So...
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50. we've been dating for a few weeks now.
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51. I am new Rebecca, you are new Greg.
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52. We have been taking it
slow in a really mature way.
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53. Yeah, I'm not sure we've been sticking
to that "taking it slow" thing.
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54. We've spent the last two weeks together,
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55. every single night.
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56. I know. And I'm sorry about last night.
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57. I know you said you wanted
to spend the night alone
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58. to get a full eight hours, but
then I got afraid of the dark.
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59. So thank you for coming over.
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60. - I'm a hero.
- You are.
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61. Truly. Mm.
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62. Okay, so we've been having
so much fun together.
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63. I was thinking we could have more fun
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64. at the most romantic place on Earth.
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65. Paris?
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66. Raging Waters!
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67. - Oh...
- What do you say, babe?
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68. Oh, I'm sorry. In a mature,
taking-it-slow relationship,
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69. is "babe" okay?
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70. - Yeah. Babe is completely okay, babe.
- Okay.
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71. All right, I know you don't like
water parks or amusement parks
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72. or... parks, but you've
never been to one with me.
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73. Uh, yeah. I don't know though.
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74. Groups of people having
fun and enjoying themselves,
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75. it's-it's not my thing.
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76. God, don't be grumpy.
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77. You have a bad case of the Mondays.
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78. Oh, whoa. No, never say that.
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79. And if I see you on Wednesday
and you call it Hump Day,
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80. it's over.
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81. Okay. Listen,
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82. I really want to go to
this water park with you.
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83. Please.
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84. What do you say?
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85. What do you say?
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86. What do you say?
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87. What do you say?
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88. All right. Yeah, I don't
want to be a dick about this.
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89. Let's do it.
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90. Yay!
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91. Thanks!
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92. Bad case of the Mondays, huh?
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93. Oh, who the hell knows?
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94. My whole life is Mondays right now.
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95. Between work and kids
and studying for the bar,
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96. I'm... wiped.
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97. Yeah. And I want you to
take this the wrong way...
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98. You look like crap.
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99. You want to use my
office, take a woman nap?
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100. Oh, I napped once.
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101. It was 1983.
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102. It was great.
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103. Is there anything I should
know before I head down
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104. to county jail today?
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105. Today? No, no, no.
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106. You're not going. I'm going.
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107. Huh? No. It's my turn.
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108. Rebecca was last week, this week is me,
and then you'll go...
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109. No. No, no, no, no.
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110. I have to go and make sure
everything's taken care of properly...
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111. No, you don't. I can
handle it, all right?
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112. - You have Hanifa's hearing today.
- I'm aware.
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113. Paula, the fact that you are
volunteering and working
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114. while you're studying for
the bar exam is insane.
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115. When I studied for the bar, I
just went to my uncle's island
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116. and unplugged.
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117. I suggest you do the same.
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118. - Nathaniel.
- Mm-hmm.
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119. I got this.
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120. I'm fine.
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121. I have to do all these things.
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122. I will do all these things.
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123. I just need a little coffee,
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124. and my real problem
is that these mugs...
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125. are too damn small.
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126. I have been in Southern California
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127. for such a long time,
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128. and I still haven't
been to Raging Waters
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129. because I've been waiting
to go with a special someone.
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130. And now he's here.
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131. You have very powerful
feelings for Greg.
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132. And... water slides.
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133. Oh, yeah. Whew. But the last time
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134. I saw you, which was weeks ago...
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135. You've been rescheduling frequently...
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136. - Ooh, sorry.
- ... you also expressed feelings
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137. for Nathaniel and Josh.
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138. Who? No. Oh, no, no. I'm not
thinking about them right now.
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139. No. You also mentioned
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140. you intended on taking
things slow with Greg,
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141. which I thought was a wise decision,
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142. since you do need to
continue the hard work
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143. on managing your BPD.
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144. Yep. And I'm doing that.
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145. Totally. I'm just...
That's what I'm doing.
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146. How's group therapy?
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147. Haven't needed it.
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148. I have it all under control.
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149. I have that darkness under control.
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150. I don't think I need to monitor
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151. the situation that closely anymore.
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152. I mean, it's like you
said, I'm a loving person
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153. who deserves love, and now
I'm-I'm finally getting some.
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154. And gettin' some.
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155. Ah. I see.
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156. - Uh...
- Sex.
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157. - Yeah, I-I got that.
- Yeah.
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158. I just don't want you to forget
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159. the work that you need
to do for self-care
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160. right now, because romantic
love for you can be tricky.
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161. Yeah. Okay.
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162. - So?
- So,
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163. I know how you feel about medication,
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164. but I am
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165. once again going to
recommend antidepressants
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166. to help stabilize your mood.
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167. No. No. M-Medication?
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168. No. No, I've told you
over and over, I'm...
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169. No, I'm not doing that. No.
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170. - But, Rebecca...
- When I was in college,
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171. they gave me those
pills, and I was a zombie.
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172. New York, pills, zombie.
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173. My mother put pills in my
milkshake to make me a zombie.
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174. And then the last time I took pills,
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175. lest we forget, was on a plane.
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176. Those were totally different medications
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177. than what I would recommend.
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178. Dr. Shin and I have conferred on this.
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179. Rebecca,
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180. you have done so much work.
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181. Exactly.
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182. Do you have any idea how
many workbooks I've done?
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183. Have you done any lately?
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184. I... I'm sorry,
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185. I came in here just wanting to talk
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186. about going to a water
park with my boyfriend.
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187. Okay, I see you're upset.
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188. Yeah. I got to go.
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189. Rebecca, I'm concerned.
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190. You won't go to group,
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191. you haven't been seeing Dr. Shin,
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192. you won't consider medication.
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193. If you discontinue our work,
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194. I'm worried you're gonna backslide.
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195. Let's go on a slide backwards.
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196. Whee!
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197. This is so nice.
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198. It's-it's, like, even
nicer than I dreamed.
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199. Yeah, I like it.
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200. And they have my brand of diet soda.
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201. I'm a man of few needs.
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202. Just me and a cup of diet soda
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203. the size of eight cups of diet soda.
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204. Okay, what rides do
you want to go on first?
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205. We could go on Dr. Von
Dark's Tunnel of Terror.
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206. We could go on the Dark Hole.
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207. I don't go on rides.
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208. What?
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209. We're at a water park,
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210. and you don't go on rides?
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211. Why didn't you say anything?
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212. - Well, I-I tried to, but you-you
kind of steamrolled... - Oh, geez.
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213. Well, now I feel like an idiot.
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214. I'm gonna be going
on water slides alone?
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215. Well, I will walk you to a ride.
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216. I will hang out while you ride.
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217. I will take an exit photo
of you leaving the ride.
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218. I will even let you
describe the ride experience
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219. and smile at every adjective.
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220. Okay.
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221. Really okay?
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222. Or fake okay?
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223. Hey, babe?
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224. Yeah, babe?
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225. Just go on one ride with me, hmm,
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226. so I don't seem like the creepy
adult riding a ride alone?
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227. You know what, you're right.
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228. I don't want you to be that woman,
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229. and I don't want to be with that woman.
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230. Yes. So... Okay.
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231. - All right. Sure.
- Thank you.
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232. So, about this judge, he is tough
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233. on granting parole transfers.
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234. So we have your proof of employment.
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235. We've got the lease to your
new apartment in Irvine.
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236. Yep. Got it all right here,
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237. along with a letter from my new boss.
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238. Great. Um, the good news
is that I know this judge,
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239. and I can get him to approve
the move. I'm sure of it.
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240. So, I'm very excited, Hanifa.
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241. I am feeling great.
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242. Are you? 'Cause you look like hell.
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243. And please take offense at that.
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244. Uh, I'm under the weather,
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245. and I'm-I'm fighting something, so...
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246. Whoa. I don't think the dosage is eight.
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247. I don't think the dosage
to anything is eight.
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248. No, I'm gonna be fine.
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249. These are really gonna hit the spot.
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250. Your Honor, we are here
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251. and feeling totally fine.
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252. Now, Ms. Downey is looking to relocate,
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253. and we need to amend her parole.
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254. - Oh! Great picture.
- Okay.
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255. Okay, yeah, go to the other side.
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256. I'll go here. Sir,
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257. - can you take a picture of us?
- Yeah.
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258. Okay.
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259. No. Put your arms up. Hmm?
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260. Just, like, put your arm... put your...
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261. - Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
- Put your arms...
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262. Okay. Okay.
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263. Ah!
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264. Oh! Oh!
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265. Oh!
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266. That's funny.
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267. - It's... That was funny.
- All right.
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268. It's gonna be
great. It's gonna be great.
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269. We're gonna have so much fun. Okay.
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270. Okay. All right, and... we're off.
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271. Okay!
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272. Okay...
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273. Oh!
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274. Whoo!
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275. Whee!
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276. I was so excited
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277. to frame a picture of us on a
ride, but I can't frame this.
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278. You look miserable.
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279. Well, you could frame it and
draw on a smile so I seem happy.
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280. Yeah. Ha ha, you're
making fun of me. Ha ha.
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281. Hey, let me set my cutlery aside
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282. for a moment to say, you
seem very annoyed with me.
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283. I just... I had expectations
for how this day would go.
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284. You know, I thought,
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285. I'm new Rebecca, and you're new Greg,
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286. - so maybe things would be different.
- Okay, hold on.
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287. Yes, I've changed.
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288. I don't drink, I don't punch walls,
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289. I don't hate myself nearly
as much, but I'm still Greg.
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290. - I'm still me.
- I know.
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291. I just... I stupidly thought
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292. that if we were here,
and we were together,
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293. that you would like it.
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294. Ah, you thought I'd like something.
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295. Hmm.
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296. Let me clear that up.
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297. More examples!
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298. Even more examples!
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299. You know, I don't even
know how to play this.
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300. Did that... not work?
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301. No, I get it.
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302. You hate everything,
and you hate this place.
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303. It's making you miserable,
so, I'm making you miserable,
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304. and I'm an idiot.
This was a stupid idea.
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305. So let's just go. Let's just go.
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306. Well, at least I'm outside in the sun.
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307. What is going on with you today?
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308. Oh. Um, well, Hanifa got
her transfer to Irvine,
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309. I talked circles around that judge,
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310. and I just aced the first
section of my practice test.
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311. No, I meant, cover up,
lady. This ain't a beach.
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312. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I'm just... I'm so hot.
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313. Are you hot?
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314. - No.
- I mean, I'm so hot.
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315. Like, I feel like I'm living
in a pizza oven over here.
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316. If it makes you feel worse,
you also look like crap.
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317. People keep saying stuff like
that to me, and it's so fun.
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318. Mm. Look, I don't know.
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319. I just... I feel achy and
lethargic, and I am burning up.
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320. I just... I don't know what it is.
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321. Hmm. Let me think.
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322. Middle-aged woman, sweating
a lot, feeling like crap.
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323. - Wonder what it could be.
- Oh, come on.
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324. It is not menopause.
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325. Okay, I still get a very,
very powerful period.
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326. It's like the earth cracking open,
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327. and just hot lava just pouring out.
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328. Sorry. I'm just super hot,
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329. so all my similes are
gonna be fire-based.
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330. Babe, I went through it.
It's manageable.
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331. You just got to get to your doctor.
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332. Maybe you're right. I will
get to it at some point.
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333. It is not urgent.
Menopause goes on for years.
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334. I am just... Oh, my God,
right now, I am just so hot.
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335. I just want to work topless.
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336. What do you think?
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337. Probably inappropriate,
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338. but I'd like to see what you're rockin'.
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339. Thank you.
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340. - Get to your gyno.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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341. Hey, uh, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna drop you here.
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342. It's been a long day, and I
don't know if I'm in the mood
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343. to see the hairs on top
of Josh's pubic Mons.
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344. All right. Wow. You're
in a really bad mood.
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345. I mean, you just used
the word "pubic Mons,"
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346. which I've never heard
anyone say out loud.
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347. Okay, look, you're upset, I-I see that,
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348. but did you not hear what
I said at the water park?
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349. I mean, I hate myself for saying it,
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350. - but I said "Love conquers all."
- Okay, you know what?
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351. I just... I don't think
you meant it. I-I can tell.
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352. I know what you're thinking.
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353. You're thinking that I'm an
idiot and that I'm annoying.
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354. Huh.
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355. Hey, have you changed anything recently?
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356. Like, different therapy thing?
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357. Like, have you still
been doing your stuff?
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358. I'm only asking because, I
know from my own experience,
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359. if I stop hitting those meetings,
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360. I start taking things too personally
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361. and-and kind of overreacting.
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362. Oh, so, I'm overreacting, Dr. Man?
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363. That's what you're
saying? I'm hysterical
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364. and over... ovary-acting?
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365. - Whoa.
- You said
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366. you weren't gonna be a dick today,
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367. but that was clearly not the case, babe.
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368. Uh-huh.
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369. I want to help you,
but it just seems to me
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370. like you need to be
angry and sad right now,
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371. so I'm gonna just go.
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372. Leaving. Great.
That's a classic Greg move. Yeah.
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373. You like doing that.
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374. Oh, hey, I found something
that you actually like!
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375. "You seem sad, Rebecca."
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376. "Something's wrong, Rebecca."
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377. "I don't like slides, Rebecca."
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378. "You should go back to
group therapy, Rebecca."
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379. "Take some meds, Rebecca."
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380. Whoo, bitches!
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381. Oh my god! Oh!
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382. Why did I do that?
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383. Oh!
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384. Thank you.
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385. Have you seen Lilo and Stitch?
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386. It's so good.
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387. You haven't? Why?
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388. Wait. What were you doing
in 2002 when it came out?
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389. Were you sad about 9/11?
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390. Wait. I was sad about 9/11,
too, but Lilo and Stitch...
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391. honestly really helped me through it.
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392. Stop.
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393. Wait, that's mine.
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394. - Strip away my conshionsh.
- What?
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395. What's up, sexy stuff?
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396. Are you drunk? Uh, well, are you hunk?
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397. Yes, you are.
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398. What is happening?
I just...
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399. I wanted to see you.
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400. Hon-Honestly. Honestly,
I wanted to see you
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401. because the last conversation we had,
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402. you were so wonderful.
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403. You were so sweet and kind
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404. and mature, and you just
want me to be happy,
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405. which is what I want, too.
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406. And, God, Greg. Greg doesn't
know what happiness is.
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407. And Dr. Akopian
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408. just wants me to be this
narcotized vegetable.
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409. - Okay. - No, no, but forget her,
forget her, forget her, forget her.
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410. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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411. Let's talk about you.
Let's talk about you.
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412. Let me tell you what I am wondering.
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413. Who is the man of my dreams?
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414. Who is the Mons of my dreams?
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415. Who is the pubic Mons of my dreams?
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416. - What?
- C'mons, baby, kiss me.
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417. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hmm?
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418. Did you have, like, a
billion drinks tonight?
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419. No, I did not have a billion, sir.
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420. I had three.
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421. Which, to a petite
Jewess, equals a billion.
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422. Why don't we do this.
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423. Let's just take off our clothes
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424. and see what happens.
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425. Okay, I'm gonna put you in an Uber.
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426. Really?
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427. Come on. Come on.
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428. You know I still think about you.
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429. At night
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430. when I'm alone in my bed.
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431. You really got to go.
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432. Come on.
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433. Okay, wow. I just...
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434. I j... I just thought you wanted me.
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435. I thought this was what you wanted,
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438. I will. I will. She will.
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439. And I don't need you to call me an Uber.
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440. I can get my own Uber.
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441. And I'm gonna get a great Uber,
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442. one with cool lights and terrible music
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443. and water bottles and old mints
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444. and a driver who's a screenwriter.
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445. Whoa. Hmm.
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446. What are you doing?
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447. Baking banana bread. What
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450. Mrs. H thinks I'm going through
some kind of premenopause thing.
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451. And I'm gonna get to
the gyno at some point,
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452. but in the meantime, I feel
like absolute crapburger.
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453. And I look like one, too,
according to everyone around me.
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454. But I read online
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455. that primrose oil helps, so
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456. Babe, you need to take a break.
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457. You're working too hard and too much.
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458. What? I am fine. I have to do this.
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459. The bar is coming up any second,
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460. and I don't have any
uncles with islands.
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461. I mean, my Uncle Terry
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462. has that condo in Tahoe,
but it's a timeshare,
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463. and he only gets it for
a week and a half in July.
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465. Yeah, can you put these
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chilled ones? Thanks.
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467. - Hey.
- Hey.
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468. What you doing?
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469. You seen this show?
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470. These Brits really know how to bake.
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472. I really get it now.
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473. Do we have any burritos?
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474. I want to take a big bite
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475. just like fake Justin Bieber.
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476. I have peanut butter.
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477. Mmm. Okay, second-best. Thanks.
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479. You're the best, Josh Chan.
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480. Aw.
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481. Hey, do you want a shoulder rub?
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482. Okay, time for you to go to bed.
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483. - You know, sleep?
- Mm.
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485. Remember how much you loved that nap?
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486. It is not time for bed.
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487. And stop staring at me.
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488. Well, it's hard,
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489. because you look like you
just crawled out of a grave,
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490. and that is visually intriguing always.
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491. Okay, I just have to get
through this section here,
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492. and then I will sleep.
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493. And tomorrow, first thing,
we're going to the doctor.
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494. No. No way.
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495. Yes way.
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496. You got to take care of yourself, Paula.
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497. My God, so oily.
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498. Yeah, don't go anywhere
near an open flame.
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499. Oh, you're great at this.
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500. You know how to do this
because you were a theater girl
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501. and they do massage circles.
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502. George told me that.
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503. Wait, you think of me as a theater girl?
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504. For real?
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505. Yeah, I guess so.
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506. Um, so, like, if I
were in A Chorus Line,
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507. do you think I would be
Sheila, Cassie or Maggie?
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509. but I think we should stop.
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510. Why? Uh, because we're roommates
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511. and things, and we should
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513. Take me, Zach.
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514. - Wait. Wait, who's Zach?
- He's the director
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516. and some productions
have him just be a voice,
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520. No. Okay. Okay, you're-you're drunk.
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521. You've been drinking.
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522. - What?
- Okay? You must have had, like,
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523. three drinks tonight.
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524. Okay, you know you can't
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525. We shouldn't do this.
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527. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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528. I'm so... I'm so sorry.
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529. Are you okay?
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530. I don't know.
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531. I don't know.
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532. But...
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533. there's somewhere that I need to go.
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534. There's another ex I got to deal with.
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535. Hello?
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536. Mm.
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538. Hi, Dr. Shin.
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539. How are you?
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540. I'm doing very well, as you can see.
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541. Mm.
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542. Should we... ?
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543. Yeah, let's go. Yeah.
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544. Okay.
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545. Yeah.
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546. Am I the first person
to sleep on that bench?
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547. - Absolutely not.
- That tracks.
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550. I had a feeling.
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551. We've been missing you at group.
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552. I was just so happy for a second, and...
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553. I legit thought I could get away with
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555. - I understand.
- It's like I did squats
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557. and now I just want to eat doughnuts
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and never go back to the gym
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559. but still have a great butt
forever, you know?
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560. Yeah. I do know. I work out my
butt three times a week.
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561. You think I like squats?
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562. I was just tired.
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563. Honestly, the whole
thing is so relentless,
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high of the new relationship,
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565. and I stopped doing any of the work.
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566. And then we fought a lot,
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567. and then I had, like,
a billion drinks...
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568. A billion?
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569. - Three.
- Yeah. Great. L'Chaim.
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570. Right.
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571. And then...
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572. I tried to have sex
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573. with both Nathaniel and
Josh, who I now live with,
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574. - by the way.
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575. You have not been to group in a while.
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576. Yeah. Yeah, no, exactly.
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577. God, I feel bad. I just feel terrible.
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578. But I know what I have to do... I
got to go back into all the therapy.
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579. Yeah, no.
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580. That's what I'm gonna do. I promise.
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581. I promise. I've done it all before.
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582. I'll do it all again.
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583. - Rebecca...
- No, don't.
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584. - You know what I'm gonna say.
- No. Please?
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585. We need to talk about medication.
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586. Well, here it is, here we are.
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587. The time we've all been waiting for.
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588. Press "play" on the old menopause.
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589. Oh, exciting!
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590. Okay, let's do this.
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591. Are we doing a patch, a pill,
sticking something up my butt?
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592. Whatever is fast and easy,
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593. First tell me your symptoms.
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594. I like to start by hearing the symptoms.
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595. I'm a funny kind of
gynecologist that way.
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596. Okay, I'm hot. Like, on fire.
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598. I am achy all over,
but especially my arms.
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599. And-and this morning I
even threw up a little bit.
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601. Um, kinda weird. Kinda white and milky.
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602. Interesting.
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605. but I think you're also
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606. Ha ha.
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607. Nope, not ha ha. Not a "ha ha" thing.
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608. I have a patient who needs to
go to cardiac ICU immediately.
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609. Wait, what? ICU?
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610. N-No, I-I can't go there
now. I got stuff to do.
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611. Cool, then put "dropping dead"
on your to-do list for today.
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612. No, don't take out the
pad. What are you doing?
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613. These will not turn you
into a vegetable or zombie.
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614. They're just gonna work with
your existing brain chemicals.
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615. Now, there is Citalopram,
Escitalopram, Paroxetine,
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616. Fluoxetine, Fluvoxamine and Sertraline.
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617. I have one that I think
will be good for you.
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618. Oh, can you just stop writing?
There's so much writing.
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622. - I...
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623. for a long time on your own here.
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624. And you don't have to.
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625. I can't make you do anything,
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626. Okay, I appreciate the recommendation.
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627. Dr. Shin, I acted like
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628. to Greg yesterday.
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629. What do I do?
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630. - What do I say to him?
- You know how to do this.
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631. You know how to take
responsibility for stuff.
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632. Okay. No, you're right, I do.
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633. I'm gonna call him and own up
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635. and all of the stuff I did.
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636. And it's gonna suck, and
he's gonna be upset, and...
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637. Oh, God, this might be him.
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638. Let me just get it over with.
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640. It's Paula's husband.
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641. That's weird. Why
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643. Oh, my God.
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644. Is she gonna be okay?
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645. She had a major blockage,
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646. and walked around with it for 18 hours.
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647. Wow.
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648. Mm, because, uh, my lady is a bad-ass,
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649. and, uh, really, really stupid.
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650. Did you go to Raging Waters recently?
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651. Yeah. How did you know?
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652. You smell like day-old
chlorine and chili cheese dogs.
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653. God, I just... I love her so much.
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654. Me, too.
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655. So much.
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656. God, when is the doctor gonna get here?
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659. Yeah, she's doing well.
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660. - My God. Thank God.
- She's incredibly brave.
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they go under for heart surgery,
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don't let me die."
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663. But with her, she said, "Doc,
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665. Oh, God. Thank God.
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666. Oh, actually, I know
you. He's very funny.
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667. You're the-the funny doctor.
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668. Dr. Roth.
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669. You were my doctor when I had a UTI.
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670. Oh, no, you're thinking
of my brother, Dr. Roth.
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671. Uh, I'm Dr. Roth.
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672. I'm sorry about him. Dr. Roth, I mean.
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674. Dr. Roth, Dr. Roth.
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677. Oh, you can go in now, but
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686. Okay, no one has time to be sick.
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691. Um, yeah, but they don't
want me to do anything.
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692. They just want me to lie
here for a couple days.
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693. And it's-it's not just a onetime thing.
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694. They're saying I gotta take
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"potato" in front of it.
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of sandwich with no bread.
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bits to look forward to.
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