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what do we think this is?
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I have to do something.
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- I don't know.
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I'm an expert.
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Your workplace empowerment movies.
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- And my personal favorite,
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I'm your best friend who loves sports
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- Hey, guys, good morning.
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- Ooh!
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- Everybody, lace up your bootstraps.
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- My acupuncturist cancelled.
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in the family. He's fired, of course.
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- Here I am, sir, at your ready.
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- Yes, and the author is dead.
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I still want it. Get it.
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- Our entire reputation is at stake.
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Nathaniel, you'll be point.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Sir, you just asked him.
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I'll take this folder.
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there's some sort of vague presentation.
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The scheme, the bet, the gimmick.
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I got some sizzling, hot goss.
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- Football!
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- Stop it... What?
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- Oh, no, my legal books.
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180. Yeah, I know and I'm sorry,
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- Joanne.
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- I'm sorry, I have to go.
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- I'm not totally sure.
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That seems to be the pattern.
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What are you doing?
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- Because it's big.
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220. - Whoa.
- Wait, Building Karaoke? That's perfect.
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seethe with jealousy. Jim, when is it?
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There's just one problem.
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- They don't have time to be doing this.
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Something weird is going on.
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- Oh, my God, yes. Let's go.
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- I don't know.
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- Perfect. Mwah.
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He's got a new squeeze.
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- Okay.
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except everything.
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- Ha-ha.
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- Ha.
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- Why? Something wrong, babe?
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Take me on your boat.
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I'm coming home.
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I can't be around Maya.
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408. The big presentation
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409. And the Serrano's opening
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410. We got to get to work.
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411. Come on.
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412. All right. No one's done the, uh...
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413. I saw the building codes in here somewhere
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414. - and I can't find them.
- Page 39.
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415. Thank you. And I'm just gonna cross...
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416. Okay, relax. Here, have some coffee.
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417. And then carry the four.
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418. - Then we have Rebecca...
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419. Who likes pretzels?
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420. - Yeah, I like pretzels.
- You like pretzels. Yes!
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421. - Abatement of nuisance, is that Marcy?
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422. I think so.
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423. Are you hungry?
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424. I never had a real mom.
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425. - Yeah.
- Just a dead mom.
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426. - What?
- We have to do these.
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427. - I never do them.
- It's a tradition.
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428. - Ha! We got the same fortune.
- Oh, my God!
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429. That's the right move.
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430. Speak to a manager?
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431. Then she said,
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432. - Oh, that's the worst. Oh, God.
- I was so embarrassed.
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433. Said, "I don't wanna be
your dog anymore."
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434. Let it out.
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435. Let it out.
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436. Ugh.
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437. Ooh, that'll work.
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438. - Absolutely.
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439. - And that's... Write that down.
- Write it down.
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440. Remember, you can do it.
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441. Let's go, people, hustle up.
It's time for the big presentation.
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442. Here you are, sir,
the sixth book in the series.
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443. It's called The Girl
with the Face Full of Fire.
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444. It's about adult cystic acne.
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445. - How...?
- I was about to give up,
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446. but at the last minute,
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447. who translates the books into English.
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448. And he told me that the original author
died after writing the first three books,
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449. and another writer
wrote the next two books,
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450. and there is a new manuscript.
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451. And voilà,
or as the Swedes like to say, "Varsågod."
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452. Huh. Hmm.
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453. Welcome to Mountaintop.
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454. - Thank you.
- I'm Paula Proctor.
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455. Hey.
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456. You can do this.
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457. You really think so?
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458. I know you can.
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459. Just do it like we practiced.
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460. Okay.
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461. - Welcome.
- Nice to see you.
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462. Have a seat there.
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463. Okay, I'd like to hear
this big presentation.
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464. Our proposal for your insurance company
has four parts to it.
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465. Um, part one, transfer of ownership.
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466. A multi-platform transfer of ownership...
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467. Tree frogs.
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468. Compliance.
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469. Real estate. The environment.
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470. And there, we come to part four.
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471. Zoning.
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472. - Oh, excellent.
- Whew!
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473. Thank God!
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474. The big presentation for the big case,
we did it!
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475. It's all I cared about, and it happened.
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476. What do I do now? What's my purpose?
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477. Wow, Maya, I had no idea
you were so wise, and smart, and poised.
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478. - What a great speech.
- Thanks.
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479. I had a little help.
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480. Maybe I never should've let you go.
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481. Really?
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482. Would you like to talk about your proposal
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483. Uh, sure. Yeah.
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484. But what about Marcy?
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485. Oh, that hair chewer?
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486. I already dumped that piece of trash.
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487. Texted her while you were talking.
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488. Wow, really? That is so sweet.
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489. Let me grab my stuff.
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490. You did it!
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491. - Because of you!
- Ah...
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492. Now get to that Serrano's opening
and win back the girl you love.
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493. The girl I love. Yeah, sure.
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494. You're gonna do great.
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495. You're gonna break up Greg's proposal
and have Rebecca in your arms in no time.
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496. Well... I'd better go.
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497. Yeah, no. Yeah.
You should... you should go.
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498. This has been...
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499. Yeah, yeah. No, I-I know.
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500. I wish you...
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501. Yeah.
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502. I just want you to know that...
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503. I know it.
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504. - Ready, babe?
- Yeah.
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505. Hey, guys, uh, can you quiet down
for a second?
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506. I'd just like to say a little something.
Thank you, sweetheart.
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507. What?
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508. Please make sure you try the garlic bread,
we fly it specially in from Brooklyn.
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509. Have a good night. Salud.
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510. Well, this is it, champ.
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511. You helped Maya get the girl,
and it worked.
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512. And now it's time for your grand gesture.
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513. Do you think it'll work?
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514. I mean, she wasn't even jealous
when Maya and I sang karaoke.
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515. What? You got the wrong information.
Thank God I'm here. Whew!
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516. Here's the deal. I saw Rebecca
that night at Building Karaoke.
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517. She was jealous.
That's why she got out of there.
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518. She was stuttering, stammering, trying
to cover that jealousy, but I saw it.
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519. - Hmm.
- Well, do you think...?
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520. - Nathaniel.
- Yeah?
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522. You are there. You're almost in.
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523. Okay, so... so when should I give
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524. Now.
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525. - Now! Do it now!
- Okay, all right.
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527. I'm Nathaniel Plimpton III.
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528. And, um...
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529. I, uh...
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530. Well, I was gonna... I was gonna make
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531. and I had a, uh, gesture planned,
hence the string quartet.
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532. Um, but, um...
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533. Huh. I...
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534. I don't want to say it anymore.
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535. Not here, anyway. Um...
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536. I'm sorry, I-I have to go. I, uh...
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537. I have to go.
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538. Come on, guys.
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539. Here we go.
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540. Hockey!
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541. - That makes me so frustrated.
- I know.
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542. Maya.
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543. - What's wrong?
- I have something to tell you.
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544. - Okay.
- It's you. It's always been you.
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545. I was a fool, I couldn't see,
but you've been here all along.
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546. - Look...
- Nathaniel, wait.
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547. Just listen to me.
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548. I'm not the person I used to be.
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549. You've changed my whole life,
who I am, who I can be.
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550. Sure, we're an unexpected couple.
You're short, I'm tall.
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551. You're quirky, I'm really not.
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552. I know the world thinks people like us
shouldn't be together,
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553. that we don't belong together, but we do.
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554. We're that mismatched couple
from different worlds that can make it.
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555. We've had such happy moments,
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556. Yeah, we have.
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557. What we had was wonderful, and fun.
We had chemistry, lots of it.
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558. And I really thought
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559. I thought I really loved you.
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560. The sex was amazing.
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561. What?
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562. Yeah, ever since we had
our first kiss in the elevator,
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563. our chemistry has been...
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564. We never kissed in the elevator,
we... we never had...
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565. But I'm back with my ex now.
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566. Someone I have a chance
at being truly happy with.
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567. Please, let me be happy.
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568. Please, let me be happy.
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569. I want you to be happy. I do.
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570. If you really love me,
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571. Please.
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572. God, really?
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573. Yeah.
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574. And deep down, you know it's true.
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575. You need to move on from me.
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576. To another short, quirky girl,
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577. or to someone else.
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578. What? No.
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579. No, no!
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580. No.
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581. Damn it.
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582. - Yeah, who is it?
- It's your pizza.
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583. Hi, uh, gluten-free, dairy-free.
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584. Yeah, you can put it there.
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585. - Hey, can I ask you something?
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586. She's um... she's happy without me.
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588. Do you know how I can let her go?
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590. It's okay. All right.
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591. Okay, I-I should go.
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592. Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
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593. Huh. Thanks.
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594. - Thank you.
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595. - No. You feel better.
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596. - Hey, Maya.
- Hi.
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597. Listen, you can do better than Joanne.
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598. She doesn't understand good karaoke,
and she dumped Marcy during a meeting.
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599. - What?
- Also, you look great in magenta dresses.
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600. Not approp, dude.
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601. Don't do that.
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602. - Hey.
- Hey.
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604. Oh, good, I, uh, actually have
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605. Oh.
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607. Okay, um...
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608. - Greg and I are...
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609. - I know.
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610. I'm sorry.
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611. No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay.
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616. Well, I had this weird
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617. It's hard to explain, but it's like I...
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618. I imagined myself in a... in a recognizable
pop culture genre.
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619. - What?
- Yeah, yeah.
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620. It's like I was trying out a persona
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621. to try and figure out
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623. Well, while I was doing that, I-I realized
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625. Yeah, I can relate.
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627. Huh. So, what did you learn?
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628. Something
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630. Because you're happy, right?
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632. I... I don't know,
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634. Well, he's a good guy.
He really is. He's a great guy.
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635. He's not some jerk who wears blazers
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636. Yeah, I mean it's California,
so that'd be a lot.
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637. Well, I am... I am glad you're happy.
I really am.
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640. Wow.
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642. - I got to get back to work now, so...
- So do I.
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643. - I'll see you.
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645. Hey.
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647. What? We just hung out like an hour ago.
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648. Well, exactly.
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649. - Hey.
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651. Absolutely.
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