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2. Rebecca. Trent?
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3. Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
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4. I'm gonna have to blackmail you
into being my girlfriend again.
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5. You should know by now
that I'm not interested.
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6. I thought we were written in the stars,
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7. but I guess I was wrong.
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8. Feeling a little emotional.
I think it's 'cause everything
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9. in this town reminds me of Darryl.
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10. The three of us are just
gonna have a baby together.
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11. It's no big deal.
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12. We don't keep secrets
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13. and we don't lie to each other, okay?
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14. We've discussed it and we don't do it.
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15. Trent doesn't just have dirt on me.
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16. - He has dirt on you, too.
- Oh, my God.
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17. Turns out I'm not only
good at ruining my own life,
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18. I'm really good at... ruining
other people's lives.
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19. I'm gonna mail him my poop,
but tell him it's cupcakes.
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20. I slept with my ex-boyfriend's dad.
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21. You kidnapped my mother!
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22. I may have ordered a hit
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23. on Nathaniel's girlfriend, Mona.
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24. I mean, sometimes I do
things that aren't great.
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25. No, you're good.
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26. I know you really well, Rebecca,
and you're a good person.
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27. What?
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28. Good morning, baby girl.
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29. We look beautiful today.
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30. Why are you here?
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31. You said you went away.
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32. Oh, I'll never leave you.
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33. I will always be by your side.
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34. We're one and the same, me and you.
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35. It's a dream.
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36. Don't you like this rug?
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37. - Yeah, it's not bad.
- I think it'd be great
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38. for the living room. It's beautiful.
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39. It's tasteful, practical, it's fun.
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40. It's perfect.
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41. Yes, it is, it is. It's perfect.
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42. It literally is perfect. I don't know.
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43. I-I'm just not in love with it.
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44. - Okay. We'll find something else.
- Okay.
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45. You know, I think we're the
only couple in here not fighting.
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46. Ooh, okay, well, let's find
something to fight about.
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47. What do you not like about me?
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48. Ah, well, you cheated on me a ton.
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49. Okay. I should've seen that coming.
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50. I don't know why
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51. I thought that would
be a fun game to play.
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52. - I've made a grave error.
- Come on.
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53. Okay, Heather, how are
you feeling this morning?
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54. Yeah, it's a lot of
people. I know it's weird.
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55. Darryl invited them all.
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56. Well, it's a week until your due date,
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57. so this could be your last appointment.
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58. I want all my loved ones around me.
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59. So, I brought...
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60. Oh, Auntie Paula, two-time
mother, birthing sage,
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61. unofficial supervisor
of this whole enterprise.
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62. I'm Hector, Heather's boyfriend,
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63. and surprisingly cool
with this whole situation.
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64. - He's the only one I invited.
- I'm Valencia.
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65. I like to record things for posterity
and my own sense of self.
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66. I know what it's about now.
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67. Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
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68. There's a long line in the cafeteria.
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69. This is my girlfriend, Beth.
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70. We're in a love bubble, so
we always like to be together.
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71. Mwah.
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72. Oh, that was good.
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73. Sorry, guys. Is it too much?
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74. A little.
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75. Oh. I'm Rebecca.
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76. I donated the egg,
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77. so that thing has my DNA in
it, so good luck with that.
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78. And I'm Dr. Pratt and I'm
gonna be delivering the baby,
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79. so I'm also important.
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80. You know what? You got this.
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81. You look, you look like a doctor.
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82. I'm so tired. I'm just gonna take a nap
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83. on, uh, that gurney outside. Yeah.
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84. And the rest of you are just gonna stay?
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85. Oh, yeah. No, it's fine.
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86. I mean, one way or another,
we've all seen one, so...
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87. All right, let's get started.
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88. Heather, uh, any concerns?
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89. Oh, yeah, um, birth.
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90. So, I agreed to carry this baby for free
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91. because I'm whimsical and random,
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92. but now I have to give
birth to a baby... uh, oops.
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93. So, can you just, like, hit
me in the head with a hammer
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94. and wake me up when it's over
like they did in the '50s?
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95. Oh, honey, no.
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96. No, no, no, no.
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97. You don't want to miss birth.
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98. It's an awe-inspiring
and powerful experience.
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99. Yeah, but, like, does it hurt?
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100. Well, women report different levels
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101. of discomfort depending...
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102. Ah, Ba-Ba-Ba,
Dr. No Vagina.
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103. Yes, it hurts,
but it is so worth it.
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104. Okay, listen up.
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105. Mama is gonna tell you how
wonderful birth really is.
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106. It's called the bloody show.
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107. - Beautiful.
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108. It's what your body's made for.
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109. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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110. 'Cause you're a goddess.
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111. Oh...
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112. It's your baby!
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113. But of course it was!
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114. Am I right, Dr. Pratt?
Isn't it a beautiful...
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115. So, what was with you back
there in the exam room?
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116. Ugh, I'm sorry about that.
I just haven't been sleeping.
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117. What?
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118. I keep having nightmares about Trent.
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119. I don't know. He's still in my head.
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120. Yeah. I've been feeling
guilty about that a lot lately.
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121. Why are you feeling guilty?
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122. It was, it was my idea to find
a fake boyfriend on Facebook
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123. to make Josh jealous,
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124. and I feel terrible
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125. because I brought this
monster into your life.
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126. Into our life, so...
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127. No. You have nothing
to feel guilty about.
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128. First of all, I was in on that with you,
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129. and then I let him stay
with me and cook for me
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130. and clean for me and, I
mean, I took his virginity.
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131. So, Trent is not your fault.
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132. Well, I mean, regardless,
it would make perfect sense
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133. you're having bad dreams about him.
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134. I mean, he tried to
blackmail you, and me.
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135. Yes, he tried to... you're right.
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136. He tried to blackmail both of us.
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137. He did. He tried to blackmail us.
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138. Well, listen, don't worry.
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139. He is gone.
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140. I still have a tracker on him
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141. and I check his Instagram every day.
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142. He... is in Iowa...
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143. with his mom.
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144. Yeah, you're right.
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145. - He's gone. He's gone.
- Yup.
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146. It's-it's in my head.
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147. Did you hear what I just said?
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148. - Yeah.
- In the, uh, in the Harding case,
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149. we should depose the CEO and CFO.
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150. Exactly. And if...
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151. You don't look great. Are you okay?
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152. Yeah. I, uh, I just
haven't been sleeping much.
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153. - Pretty tired.
- Ah.
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154. I've been meaning to tell you, um...
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155. I'm having a party Friday
night and you are not invited.
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156. Okay.
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157. Yeah. Mona and I are moving in together.
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158. Wow.
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159. Oh. Cool.
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160. We are, um, having a few
people over for a little soiree,
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161. and, you know, some of the more
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162. tolerable people from
the office are coming.
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163. I didn't want you to get blindsided
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164. if you'd heard about it.
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165. I see, uh...
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166. Congratulations. I'm happy for you.
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167. Well, that's big of you.
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168. I want you to be happy.
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169. I'm the one who broke
things off with you.
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170. Like, I'm not insane.
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171. The hell?
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172. I... I just... I saw...
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173. Is everything all right?
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174. Are you okay?
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175. So I think I'm losing my mind.
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176. Uh, I might be having
dissociative episodes.
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177. So what happened is I
hallucinated Trent this morning.
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178. Like, I saw him.
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179. I mean, I've been seeing
him in my dreams for days,
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180. which is one thing,
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181. but seeing apparitions
of him in real life?
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182. Well, maybe it's not mental illness.
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183. Maybe it's just your imagination.
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184. Our imagination can do crazy things.
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185. Sometimes, I imagine that I'm a pilgrim.
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186. - Okay. Thank you.
- Mm.
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187. Thank you for that,
Bert. I appreciate that.
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188. And thank you, everyone,
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189. for coming here on such short
notice in between sessions.
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190. I just couldn't wait
until Monday, you know?
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191. You offered to buy us all
crudo, so, yeah, I'm here.
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192. How have you been feeling lately?
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193. Have you scanned
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194. your emotional system, or whatever?
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195. Uh, okay. Uh, let me do a quick scan.
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196. Boop, boop, boop.
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197. Oh, God, I'm so guilty.
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198. I just feel guilt. It's just guilt.
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199. It's crushing, overwhelming
amounts of guilt,
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200. for all the things that
I've done to people lately.
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201. I mean, not even lately, all
the things I've done to people
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202. since I moved here.
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203. And there are things people
don't even know about.
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204. Like what?
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205. Eh, I don't really
want to talk about it.
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206. Does that really matter?
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207. - Kind of, yeah. Yes.
- Of course it does.
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208. Okay, point is, I've done some
not great things to people,
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209. and I think what's killing me
is I always get away with it.
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210. I don't know why.
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211. Is it because I'm
smarter than other people?
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212. Maybe I'm cuter?
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213. Maybe it's 'cause you manipulate people.
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214. Okay, well, stop talking, Rick,
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215. or I'm gonna give your hamachi to Lana.
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216. That proves your point. Yep. I do that.
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217. You know, if you're feeling guilty,
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218. maybe you could confess
the bad things you've done.
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219. Like recently,
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220. I apologized to all ten of my children
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221. because I haven't been
that present in their lives,
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222. and I feel a lot better.
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223. Oh, Bert, wow. Confess?
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224. Maybe that would make
the apparitions or ghosts
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225. or memory of Trent...
Whatever it is... go away.
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226. Oof, it's gonna be difficult,
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227. but okay. All right, I'm gonna do it.
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228. I'm gonna get it off my chest. Got it.
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229. So, who called this meeting again?
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230. I don't know. The subject
line says "The Purge,"
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231. so are we throwing up or
watching a horror movie or what?
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232. Oh, good, you got my Google Cal invite.
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233. Honey, what's this about?
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234. I will tell you. I'll
tell you everything.
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235. We're just waiting on one more person.
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236. Sorry I'm late.
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237. Someone asked me to change
the water cooler on the way in.
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238. Rebecca,
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239. what is this?
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240. I have some things to say, and...
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241. it's gonna be brutal.
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242. So, during the birth,
in the delivery room,
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243. Valencia will be doing the video.
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244. Hector, snacks, obviously.
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245. Beth, coffee.
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246. Paula, wisdom and ice chips.
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247. And I don't know what
Rebecca is gonna do,
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248. so she can be a floater.
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249. So that's everyone.
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250. Yeah. Okay, actually, no one is gonna be
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251. in the delivery room, Darryl, just you.
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252. Okay? We're gonna do this how I want.
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253. It might be your baby,
but it's my birth,
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254. and I'm terrified.
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255. I mean, after that
talk with Paula, like,
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256. I'm freaking freaked out.
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257. My downstairs is gonna
look like beef tartare.
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258. But everybody loves you,
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259. and they all want to be by your side.
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260. Why are you so obsessed with
making this birth a group hang?
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261. It is not a group hang; I'm
just having a few people over.
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262. - What?
- These people are my family,
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263. my support system, my rock.
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264. They love me.
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265. And they love that I
look like Tom Selleck.
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266. And they love making me
oatmeal in the morning.
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267. Oh.
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268. This is about Tom Selleck.
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269. No, I'm kidding. It's about WiJo.
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270. You miss him.
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271. I would've put that together ages ago,
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272. but I have such major baby brain.
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273. Did you know that brains shrink
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274. three to five percent during pregnancy?
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275. I can't remember who told me that.
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276. Anyway, so,
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277. do you, like, regret
breaking up with WiJo?
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278. Do you want to be with him again?
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279. I don't know.
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280. I just miss my friend.
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281. Oh, Darryl, that's sweet.
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282. And I would love
to talk with you more about this,
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283. but I am having some wicked
Braxton Hicks right now.
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284. Wait, are you okay?
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285. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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286. The Braxton Hicks are just the
practice contractions, remember?
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287. Oh.
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288. Oh, ow.
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289. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight.
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290. Bowling ball, bowling ball,
bowling ball, bowling ball.
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291. Oh, does it hurt?
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292. Maybe it's not a practice contraction.
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293. Maybe this is a real one.
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294. No, I don't think so.
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295. I mean, I did see a
bloody clump of mucus fall
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296. into the toilet bowl earlier, but...
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297. Wow. The miracle of birth.
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298. Mm-hmm.
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299. Ha... man.
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300. Is it another Toni Braxton?
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301. Oh, that unbreaks my heart.
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302. Um, no. I'll-I'll let you
know when they get painful.
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303. Oh, it's right now.
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304. - Oh!
- Ah, it's right now.
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305. - Oh!
- Oh... So get the car.
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306. Get the car right now. It's
right now. Okay, thank you.
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307. Oh... Toni Braxton.
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308. Oh... Brandy and Monica.
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309. Aaliyah?
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310. Anybody?
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311. All right.
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312. I knew this was gonna be really hard,
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313. so I made some lists.
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314. So, I have one for each of you.
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315. Uh, and basically this is
a-a list of all of the things
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316. that I have done,
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317. that I should have told
you all about, um...
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318. It's bad.
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319. It's-it's... just-just
to warn you, it's bad.
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320. It's, like, really...
it's, like, really bad.
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321. It's bad. So just, uh... look.
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322. You almost had my Lolo killed?
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323. What's a "Lolo"?
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324. Oh. "Lolo" means grandpa.
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325. You didn't notice I was
going through an abortion?
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326. Oh, oh. I'm s... I'm s... God.
I'm so sorry. Clerical error.
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327. Just, you should have this one,
and you should have that one.
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328. Wow, off to a great start.
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329. Well, mine's obviously
for me, because it says
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330. you put out a hit on my girlfriend Mona?
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331. Why does it say
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332. "having sex with Greg's dad"?
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333. Ugh.
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334. You had sex with Greg's dad. Right.
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335. No you didn't. No.
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336. No way.
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337. - That's on mine, too.
- Mine, too.
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338. Yeah, um, so I just...
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339. I didn't know what list to put that on.
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340. I just thought everyone should know.
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341. You lied...
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342. about Trent blackmailing me?
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343. You sent me poop?
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344. - Your poop?
- Shut up, Josh.
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345. So-so...
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346. So Trent didn't blackmail me.
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347. And you...
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348. manipulated me and lied to me
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349. to get me to commit federal crimes,
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350. even though I didn't want to?
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351. Sorry, back up.
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352. Someone tried to kill my Lolo?
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353. Ah, that was more me.
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354. I like to think I wasn't
really gonna go through with it,
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355. but whatever; even if I
did, he had a nice long life.
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356. Mona, on the other hand...
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357. This isn't right. This is a mistake.
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358. You promised me so many times
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359. that you wouldn't lie to me anymore.
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360. I trusted you.
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361. I didn't even check on what
you told me about Trent,
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362. because I just believed you.
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363. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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364. I told you. I told you, it's bad.
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365. It's really, really bad.
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366. And that's why I just,
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367. I wanted to get it out in the open,
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368. and tell you... no.
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369. Paula. Paula.
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370. No, no, no, Paula. Oh, Paula.
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371. Rebecca tried to have
my father deported?
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372. Again, that was me.
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373. But to be fair, I was promised sex.
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374. Oh, God.
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375. Okay, I deserve that.
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376. I deserve that.
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377. Hey, hey.
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378. I know, I know, it's bad.
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379. - And I am so sorry if I hurt you.
- You're sorry "if"?
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380. I was going through a very tough time.
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381. - I barely remember half those...
- It was last week.
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382. That is true,
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383. but it's not representative
of the person that I really am.
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384. But it obviously is. I mean, you did it.
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385. I just, I just... I can't believe this.
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386. You have let me down so many times.
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387. And I am such a fool.
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388. I am a sucker.
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389. You are never going to be any different.
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390. Oh, forget it! I am taking the stairs.
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391. Oh, God!
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392. Leave me alone, you turtlenecked
manifestation of my guilt.
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393. I did it. I confessed everything.
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394. So you have no reason
to be here anymore.
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395. Leave me alone.
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396. Never, my love.
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397. Okay, seriously?
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398. Go away.
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399. Go away, ghost.
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400. Boo!
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401. Oh, God, you're real.
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402. Trent, what are you doing here?
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403. You said you were leaving.
God, I thought you were in Iowa.
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404. Io-was.
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405. But I missed you,
and now I'm-a-back.
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406. I have unfinished business here.
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407. What? What could it be?
Blackmailing me again?
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408. You can't. I told everyone everything.
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409. God. Trent, I'm never gonna
be your girlfriend, ever.
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410. So just get that through your head.
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411. Oh, we're way past that.
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412. I know that's never gonna happen.
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413. Now I just want you to feel as
badly as you've made me feel.
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414. So be careful, Rebecca.
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415. Because I'm one scary, scary, sexy man.
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416. Well, what are you gonna do?
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417. Oh. It's no fun if I tell you.
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418. Hi, Paula. It's Rebecca.
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419. I know we're in a big fight right now,
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420. but you got to call me
back; it's an emergency.
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421. I saw Trent. I saw him.
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422. He was here at the office,
and I'm really, really scared.
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423. And I'm trying to use
your tracking device,
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424. but I don't know how it works.
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425. So please just give
me a call back, okay?
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426. Call me.
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427. Hi, Paula. It's Rebecca.
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428. I know we're in a big fight right now,
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429. but you got to call me
back; it's an emergency.
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430. I saw Trent. I saw him.
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431. He was here at the office,
and I'm really, really scared.
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432. And I'm trying to use
your tracking device,
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433. but I don't know how it works.
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434. So please just give me a
call back, okay? Call me.
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435. What's wrong with Rebecca?
She sounds really scared.
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436. You gonna call her back?
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437. No, I'm done.
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438. So, what is everybody wearing
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439. to Nathaniel's soiree tonight?
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440. I've got my cocktail suspenders,
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441. I got my lobster pot
suspenders, I've got...
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442. Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim.
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443. Rebecca wasn't invited.
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444. Yeah, have you not been reading
the "shhhhh" group text chain?
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445. I wasn't invited to the
party, okay, and I'm fine.
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446. Listen, does anybody here know
anything about spy trackers?
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447. I'm sorry, I-I don't...
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448. - Spy... detector?
- No. Sorry.
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449. That was really awkward turtle.
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450. What's "awkward turtle"?
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451. I don't know what you
need a spy thing for,
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452. but, hey, leave our
Nathaniel alone, okay?
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453. He's happy. You're dangerous.
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454. You're a loose cannon, Bunch,
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455. and you hurt everyone around you.
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456. Mona?
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457. Mona? Mona?
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458. Mona!
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459. Hey. I was in the shower.
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460. God, I texted you. I even called.
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461. A voice call? What's wrong?
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462. I just... I just...
I-I was worried about you today
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463. for-for no reason,
regarding nothing and no one.
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464. Oh, Nat, that's weird and cute.
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465. I just needed to see
you, and you're fine.
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466. You were in the shower.
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467. Everything's the way
it's supposed to be.
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468. All right, the party
starts in a couple of hours,
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469. so I have to blow out my hair,
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470. otherwise my secret will be out.
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471. I have curly hair.
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472. Come here.
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473. Mm.
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474. So, it looks like you're
definitely in labor.
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475. Oh, really? Do you think?
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476. No, I know, 'cause I'm a doctor.
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477. Okay.
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478. Now, according to your birth plan,
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479. you want to labor naturally
for as long as possible.
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480. Uh, what does that mean?
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481. It means no pain medication.
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482. Oh, no. Wrong. That's wrong.
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483. Wait, where did you get this, anyways?
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484. What man filled this
out? Because I did not.
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485. Um, I did that for you. I
thought I was helping out.
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486. And I checked "no
early pain intervention"
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487. because I read that
epidurals can slow down labor.
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488. No, it's true. You and I,
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489. we are gonna breathe through
this together, Womb Goddess.
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490. Okay, Doc, look at me. Eyes here.
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491. I want drugs... all of the drugs.
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492. Give them to me now!
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493. Yeah.
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494. Thanks.
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495. I'm early.
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496. And I brought ice, because
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497. Wha...
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498. Also, don't worry, I talked to Rebecca,
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499. and she is never gonna bother you again.
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500. I gave her a stern talking-to.
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501. And what happened? Was she upset?
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502. Why would you care if she's upset?
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503. After everything she did for
you that you didn't ask for?
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504. Whew, that stupid bitch.
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505. You're right, you're right.
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506. I'm not even thinking
about Rebecca. I don't care.
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507. Now, get your gas
station ice out of here.
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508. You're embarrassing yourself.
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509. Go on.
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510. Nurse? Nurse?
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511. - Can I help you?
- Yeah.
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512. I was wondering, who played
Uncle Jesse on Full House?
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513. I think it was John Stamos.
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514. John Stamos. Oh, my God.
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515. My brain has shrunk way more than 5%.
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516. I used to know everything
about Full House.
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517. Is that all?
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518. Yeah. Thanks.
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519. John Stamos. I'm so sorry.
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520. I saw the nurse coming in.
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521. What's happening? Are you okay?
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522. No. I forgot who John Stamos was.
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523. I can't believe how calm you are.
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524. On TV shows,
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525. pregnant women, they're always crying
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526. and screaming and punching
their husband in the face.
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527. Yeah, well, those shows
were written by men.
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528. I got an epidural, remember?
I don't feel a thing.
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529. Paula was right, actually.
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530. Birth is beautiful when
you get pain relief,
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531. 'cause then you just
do crossword puzzles
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532. and binge watch Top of the Lake.
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533. You don't look like
you're having fun, though.
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534. No, I'm fine.
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535. It's White Josh, huh? You're
still missing that guy.
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536. Yeah, kind of. But I'm okay.
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537. Okay, cool.
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538. Adios to Prince Charming.
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539. If I can't have you, no one will.
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540. I saw your face when Nathaniel said
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541. he was moving in with
Mona; I know how you feel.
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542. I lost someone I loved. You.
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543. Now you will feel the same.
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544. Nathaniel Plimpton
III must be destroyed.
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545. Motive.
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546. Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Nathaniel.
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547. The roses have really
come in well this year.
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548. I've actually never noticed
how much of a green thumb...
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549. Sir, there's a problem with the bill.
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550. May I speak with you for a second?
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551. Sure. Excuse me.
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552. And just right this way.
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553. I-I don't understand.
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554. I thought everything was taken care of.
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555. Oh, there's just a
couple of little extras.
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556. Here. You can see here.
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557. I just need your approval
on these little extras.
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558. All right? So that's
mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup.
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559. Condiments are extra?
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560. Okay, do you want to be
the one to go out there
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561. and tell them there's not any ketchup?
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562. I don't want to be that guy.
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563. So just initial all the condiments.
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564. Where are you, Rebecca?
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565. I know you're coming.
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566. I need you to see this.
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567. What?
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568. What? Initial all the condiments.
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569. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
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570. Where is he?
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571. Where's Nathaniel?
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572. Rebecca, I told you to leave him alone!
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573. Shut up, George! I
need to find Nathaniel.
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574. It's so weird that you showed
up tonight, right, Rebecca?
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575. Awkward turtle.
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576. - I think he went over there.
- Okay.
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577. No.
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578. They say love makes you crazy.
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579. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't. Stop.
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580. - Rebecca, I have to pay the bill.
- No!
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581. No!
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582. Man, I killed that.
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583. Hello.
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584. Hey, hey! He was going
to kill Nathaniel.
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585. Okay? He had a knife.
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586. He's the turkey carver.
He had a carving knife.
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587. No, no, no, he wasn't.
He was my ex-boyfriend,
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588. and he was dangerous,
and he's been stalking me.
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589. He was stalking you by going to a party
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590. you were not invited to?
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591. And so you killed him?
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592. Oh, my God, I killed him? Is he dead?
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593. Well, the cute EMT, whose name is Rufus,
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594. which is so weird because I
literally love that baby name,
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595. - Oh!
- he said he fell in a swimming pool...
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596. Just missed the diving board.
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597. Oh, thank God.
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598. 'Cause I really, I really
didn't mean to kill him.
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599. Okay, Rebecca, stop. Don't say anything.
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600. Anything you say can be admissible.
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601. Call Paula. Someone call Paula.
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602. But she's not a lawyer. I'm a lawyer!
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603. Call Paula.
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604. She's in big trouble.
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605. Huge.
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606. Hundo P.
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607. Oh.
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608. What are you doing here?
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609. Heather texted me. She asked me to come.
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610. - She did?
- Yeah.
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611. Why? I thought you hated babies.
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612. People got to stop saying that.
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613. She, uh...
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614. She said you wanted to see me.
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615. She also wanted to know who
starred in School of Rock,
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616. "blank Black"
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617. I did want to see you.
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618. I wanted to see my friend.
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619. We're, uh, we're friends?
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620. I thought you didn't want to be.
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621. I thought you didn't want to be.
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622. Okay.
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623. I missed you.
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624. Me, too.
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625. I mean, I didn't miss
myself, I missed you.
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626. Yeah, right. Right, right, right.
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627. I got it.
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628. Can I, uh... Can I hold her?
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629. - You want to?
- Yeah.
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630. Okay.
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631. - Now, just support her head.
- All right.
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632. Aw.
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633. Oh, God, okay.
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634. Okay. I named her Hebecca.
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635. It's a combination of
Heather and Rebecca.
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636. Oh. Mm-hmm.
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637. - Yeah?
- Okay.
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638. Well, they said I had 24
hours if I wanted to change it.
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639. Oh, thank God.
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640. - It is a bad name.
- Really?
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641. Objectively just very bad.
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642. She's perfect.
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643. You did good.
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644. Yeah.
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645. I think we all did.
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646. Hello there.
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647. Is he gonna pull through?
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648. Yeah. Broke every bone
in his body, though.
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649. When you hit a pool from that height,
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650. it's like getting hit by a bus.
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651. He's gonna be in a full-body
cast for quite some time.
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652. Oh, my God.
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653. So, um...
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654. they're gonna charge you with
attempted second-degree murder.
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655. What? No! No. Hey,
I was saving your life.
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656. Trent has been stalking
me and blackmailing me
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657. practically since the second we met,
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658. and he was trying to hurt you.
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659. - I know. I believe you.
- You believe me?
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660. Yes, I do, but I don't
know if anyone else will.
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661. To the cops and a jury,
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662. it looks like you crashed
your ex-boyfriend's party,
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663. and then pushed another
ex-boyfriend off of the roof,
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664. who was working there
completely legally as a waiter.
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665. No, uh-uh-uh, but
I told the cops
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666. that he sent me those Instagram stories.
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667. I had to. Yes, but they
already disappeared.
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668. We couldn't find anything.
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669. I'm going to prison.
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670. For a long time.
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671. Maybe not. I have a plan.
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672. You have a plan?
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673. Wait, are you representing me?
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674. After what I almost did to Mona? Why?
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675. I don't know, honestly. I
can't explain why I'm here.
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676. I can't explain why
I'm going to help you.
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677. I can't explain why I
just broke up with Mona.
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678. What?
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679. Yeah. I don't love her.
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680. I love someone else.
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681. Oh, God, there's another girl?
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682. Me, you're talking about me.
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683. Yeah.
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684. And I think you love me, too.
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685. Nathaniel, of course I do.
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686. Okay. I'm gonna get you out of here,
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687. and we're gonna be together, all right?
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688. Okay. There's just one
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689. The next hearing
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690. is about entering your plea.
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691. And I want you to plead not guilty...
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692. Okay, not guilty.
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693. by reason of insanity.
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694. - Plead insanity?
- Mm.
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695. You want me to plead insanity?
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696. Yes, think about it. It'll work.
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697. To a judge, it'll make absolute sense.
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698. You have a history
of mental instability,
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699. you've been in an institution
before, you have BPD.
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700. None of this is your fault.
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701. No... No, but I put you in danger.
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702. I brought Trent into your
life. He tried to hurt you.
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703. It is my fault.
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704. No, it's not.
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705. You-you don't deserve
blame for any of this
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706. or what led to this.
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707. You've had a really
tough time in your life.
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708. We all have. You've
shown me that I have, too.
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709. What do you mean?
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710. Take me for example.
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711. I have issues with my father.
I have issues with my mother.
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712. Those things made me kind of a jerk.
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713. You helped me realize that.
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714. You helped me to see that sometimes
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715. we can't control how we act.
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716. I mean, everyone has
their reasons, right?
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717. Wow, the first part was kind of amoral,
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718. but that last thing was really sweet.
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719. - Thanks.
- What else?
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720. You were the first
person who told me that.
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721. Maybe you have a point.
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722. See?
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723. Good point!
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724. Oh.
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725. Is Paula coming? Did you call her?
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726. I called her, and I don't know.
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727. Look, Rebecca, all you have to do now
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728. is plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.
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729. It's that's simple.
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730. Okay. Okay.
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731. Hey. You can do this.
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732. All rise.
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733. You may be seated.
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734. This is Criminal Case Number 15-4270,
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735. The People of Los Angeles
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736. Miss Bunch, how do you plead?
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737. Your Honor, I plead not
guilty by reason of...
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738. By reason of, um...
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739. Insanity.
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740. Wow, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
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741. I may have borderline,
but I'm not insane.
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742. I'm responsible for everything
that happened, all of it.
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743. As long as I can remember,
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744. I've let some other
force control my life.
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745. My mother told me who to be.
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746. Love told me where to go.
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747. And I went along with it all
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748. because I told myself that
they weren't my choices.
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749. That somehow the choices
were being made for me.
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750. But that's just not true.
They were my choices.
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751. It's my life, and I'm responsible
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752. no matter what illness I have
or what my parents were like.
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753. And let's be clear, they suck.
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754. I didn't mean to hurt Trent.
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755. But I did hurt him.
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756. And I want to face the consequences
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757. of what happened on that roof,
and of everything in my life.
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758. I have to.
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759. I'm so sorry.
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760. I want to change, Paula.
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761. And I swear, I'm gonna try.
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762. You don't have to believe me.
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763. I mean, I wouldn't if I were you.
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764. I've broken so many promises.
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765. But I hope that this time
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766. because this time
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767. I truly want to be held
responsible for my actions.
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768. So I plead responsible.
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769. I mean... guilty.
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770. I plead guilty.
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