1. Blam!
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2. Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
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3. - Josh!
- I was in New York. I ran into Josh.
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4. He made me feel warm inside,
like glitter was exploding inside me.
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5. Then, I moved here.
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6. Josh and Rebecca are having sex
and basically living together.
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7. What?
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8. I am applying to law school!
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9. - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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10. My dreams might actually come true.
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11. I got a DUI, spent a night in jail.
Turns out I'm an alcoholic.
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12. I've been going to meetings
and I'm trying to stay sober. That's it.
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13. Bingo, bango, done. Beers?
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14. What's this?
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15. Okay. Just a simple contract
laying all the terms of our friendship.
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16. It stipulates that my services as a friend
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17. are limited to consultation and support,
and exclude shenanigans.
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18. Rebecca, I'm very glad you're welcoming
the opportunity to work on yourself.
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19. The reason I got a DUI
is because I was driving over
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20. the next morning
to tell you that I loved you.
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21. - Oh, my God.
- You and Josh... you're happy, right?
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22. - And he treats you well?
- Um... yes.
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23. I deserve to be with someone
who treats me well.
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24. Okay.
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25. Is that Greg's sweatshirt?
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26. I'm so hungry.
I can't wait for that pizza.
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27. - Yeah, me neither. I'm starving.
- Mm.
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28. Greg?
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29. - Greg, what are you doing?
- Yeah, what are you doing, Greg?
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30. Pizza in the bedroom? That's crazy.
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31. I hope you brought napkins.
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32. Oh! Come here, silly head.
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33. Oh, God, this is great.
I was so torn between you two.
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34. Josh, I've loved you
since I was 16 years old,
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35. and, Greg, I thought you were
too damaged to love me.
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36. But now that you're in recovery,
you seem like a really viable alternative.
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37. It's so great
now that I don't have to choose.
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38. - Isn't it awesome?
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39. Hey, before we dive into the 'za,
how about a three-way spoon sesh?
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40. Great idea!
- Yay!
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41. Hey, who gets to have sex with me tonight?
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42. You guys want to arm wrestle for it?
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43. Sure!
- Okay. Kiss time.
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44. That's how it works when you have
two significant others at the same time.
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45. Right?
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46. I was on BuzzFeed,
and I saw a listicle about polyamory.
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47. And it described it as "the ethical
and responsible practice in philosophy
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48. of loving multiple people."
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49. And then, it hit me. Josh, Greg, and I
could be a polyamorous throuple,
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50. like you guys,
since I can't choose between them.
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51. Um...
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52. This sort of relationship isn't a default
option for someone who can't choose.
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53. And it's definitely
not about arm wrestling for sex.
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54. You know, I thought you were writing
an article on us for Psychology Today.
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55. That's what it said on the Craigslist ad.
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56. Right. Okay. So, don't be mad at me,
but that was a straight up lie,
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57. but I still want to buy your TV stand.
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58. Okay, come on.
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59. Wait, wait. Please, please.
Don't go, don't go.
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60. Listen, I am legitimately torn.
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61. What you're describing is a love triangle.
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62. That's a completely different thing.
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63. A love triangle?
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64. I guess you're right. That is what I'm in.
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65. Oh, dear.
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66. What's a girl to do?
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67. You don't seem to know how to count.
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68. We are sincerely worried about you.
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69. Catch me!
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70. You're ruining the number!
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71. So you see my predicament?
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72. - Cut the baby voice.
- Okay.
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73. Rebecca, your approach
to this situation is fallacious.
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74. - Huh?
- Actually, there are two fallacies.
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75. One, neither man
is actually offering you a relationship.
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76. Uh, mm, is it neither or kinda both?
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77. And two, because of
your mental health issues,
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78. you shouldn't be
in a serious relationship at all.
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79. - But I'm in—
- You feel torn between two men,
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80. but it has nothing to do with those men.
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81. It has to do with your personal issues.
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82. No, you are wrong.
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83. I feel that it is my destiny
to be with one of these two men.
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84. If you're not gonna help me,
I know someone who will.
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85. Who? Dr. Geller?
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86. He's a hack. He got his degree
in a hotel conference room
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87. in Turks and Caicos.
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88. No, the universe, Dr. Akopian.
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89. Look, the whole reason I'm in West Covina
is because the universe sent me a sign.
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90. Literally, an arrow pointed straight down
to Josh on the street in New York.
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91. - You're gonna say that's a coincidence?
- Yes.
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92. Ugh, I know you want me to be so logical,
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93. but that's how I've lived my whole life
and I have been miserable.
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94. So, you know what?
I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel,
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95. like Jesus supposedly does sometimes.
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96. And I feel so much better.
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97. Oh, my God. Thank you.
Thank you, Dr. Akopian.
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98. You know what? I'm calling it.
We're done. Take the rest of the day off.
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99. I have other patients.
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100. You're good. You're really good.
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101. Is it even ethical
to keep taking her money?
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102. I want that kayak.
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103. Okay, universe, I'm ready.
Send me some signs.
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104. A karate outfit? Okay, that's a Josh sign.
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105. A whiskey bottle? Hm, could be Greg.
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106. Signs, signs, signs.
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107. Wait, there was Signs 2 and 3?
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108. How did I miss those Signs?
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109. Ugh, this is so hard. So many signs.
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110. How am I supposed to make a decision?
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111. You have made
a great decision, Mr. Serrano.
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112. And with my client's cash,
it'll be a seven-day close.
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113. Hello.
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114. - Dad?
- Yeah?
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115. Who is that lady?
What is she closing? What's going on?
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116. Greggy, I got great news.
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117. One of those house-flipping douches
knocked on the door last week,
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118. offered me ten times
what I paid for this piece of crap in '78.
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119. You sold the house?
Like, literally just now?
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120. - That was a transaction?
- Yup.
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121. You sold our house without telling me?
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122. Yup.
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123. But you didn't own it, jackass.
I'm being very generous.
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124. I'm giving you half the money,
so you can go to school.
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125. - What? You did what?
- Ain't that great? That's great, right?
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126. - I'm already in school.
- Your dream school, Emory, in Atlanta.
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127. You're always bragging about getting in.
So go, already.
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128. Now you can afford to.
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129. Dad, I'm trying to stay sober.
That's all that matters right now.
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130. Son, no, this is fate.
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131. The guy knocking on the door
was like a sign.
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132. Well, it wasn't like a sign.
He had a sign. It said, "I pay cash."
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133. I wouldn't have sold the house before,
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134. because I was waiting for you
to get your life together.
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135. You were waiting for me
to get my life together?
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136. I think I was waiting for you
to get your emphysema together.
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137. - You still have cigarettes here.
- Don't you pin this on me. I'm fine.
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138. I got a great place,
a retirement community,
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139. but not that retired.
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140. It's called Barely Seniors.
Singles scene is insane.
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141. So, while you're in Atlanta,
working on your MBA,
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142. I'm gonna be hitting on foxy widows
at a swim-up bar.
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143. - Swim-up bar? What—?
- Yeah.
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144. Dad, I can't just pick up and move across
the country out of nowhere. I'm not crazy.
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145. And I'm not supposed to make big changes
this early in recovery.
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146. I'm afraid to change my socks.
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147. I've been 28 days in these puppies.
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148. Well, it's your life.
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149. And do what you want to do,
but we don't live here anymore.
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150. And the money is yours.
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151. Ugh. Oh, I'm so confused.
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152. I mean, I've barely been sleeping
or eating, except for this sandwich.
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153. That was delicious.
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154. I don't want to hurt anybody,
but I have to know.
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155. Is destiny Team Josh or Team Greg?
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156. Because I keep getting signs for both.
It's exhausting.
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157. I just wish someone would tell me
what to do at this point, you know?
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158. - Not me. Not anymore.
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159. Oh, maybe this is something.
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160. Oh, no, it's just period day.
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161. Period day? Yay! Ovunation is the best.
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162. - Yeah, definitely worth the 1.99.
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163. Huh, it says we're supposed
to get our periods today.
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164. You got anything?
You know, the puffy boobs,
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165. migraines, cramps,
an urge to dip chips in frosting?
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166. Ooh...
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167. - Tonight?
- Yeah.
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168. Um, I don't know.
Let me see what I got here.
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169. Yes. Oh, God, these puppies are sore.
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170. Our red friend must be on its way.
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171. Oh, thank God.
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172. - I'm so glad we cycle together.
- Mm.
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173. It's like we're our own
little blood coven.
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174. - Scatter, little boys! Scatter!
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175. Yeah, it is kinda weird
that we're running a little late though.
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176. - Usually, it's like clockwork.
- You know what? It's probably my fault.
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177. I have been so stressed
about applying to law school.
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178. - Oh...
- I'm finally doing what I want to do.
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179. It feels great,
but it's also really scary.
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180. But you remember that scene
in Working Girl
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181. where the women walk to work
in their sneakers?
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182. Oh, yeah.
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183. And then, they change into,
like, little kicky Nine West pumps?
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184. - Yeah.
- Oh, God.
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185. I always wanted to be that girl.
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186. All my life people have been telling me
I couldn't, you know? And I am so close.
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187. Having to wait six months to find out
if I can have my dream is so hard,
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188. when I've been waiting my entire life.
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189. Wow. How long have you been
sitting on that speech?
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190. Twenty-four years.
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191. Mm. Paula, you can do it. Okay?
There's really no need to stress.
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192. - It's all gonna happen.
- Thanks, baby.
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193. Hello, ladies.
I got the Ovunation push notification.
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194. So, I brought in your favorite chocolate.
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195. Oh.
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196. God, I gotta change my privacy settings.
Darryl, what are you wearing?
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197. Why are you exposing
your extremely white legs?
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198. Oh, well,
Wi-Jo and I went hiking together.
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199. We found this place in town
called Heritage Bridge.
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200. Have you ever been? It's so pretty.
And I've lived here for 15 years,
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201. never even knew it was there,
but that's the beauty of Wi-Jo.
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202. He helps me to see beauty
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203. that's been under my nose
from the very beginning.
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204. Blech!
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205. I get it. I get it.
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206. We're so sweet together
that it's almost nauseating.
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207. It's kind of funny.
It's true, but it's funny.
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208. No, Darryl, I legit just barfed.
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209. Oh, my God, I've got water mouth.
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210. Honey, are you okay?
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211. Paula...
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212. I'm pregnant.
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213. So, you think you're pregnant
because you hurled once?
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214. No, I'm pregnant because
I ate that egg salad sandwich.
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215. Yeah, honey, no one gets the egg salad
from the vending machine.
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216. It's all sweaty and gray.
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217. I mean, you gotta start
looking at your food before you eat it.
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218. No! Okay, Paula, when my mother
was pregnant, she could not eat egg salad.
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219. Just the thought of egg salad,
she would barf everywhere.
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220. It's on the list of things
I ruined for her.
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221. - Including her career and her vagina.
- Right. Okay.
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222. You don't think it's because
they ship those sandwiches
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224. - No.
- No.
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225. No, no, that's not it.
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226. All right. Look, if you think
you could be pregnant,
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227. then let's just— let's just go get
a test, and then you'll know.
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228. I don't need a test.
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229. I know what I feel. Paula, don't you see?
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230. Wait...
Paula, don't you see?
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231. - Don't you see what's happening here?
- No.
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232. This baby is a sign.
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233. The universe got back to me!
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234. Thanks, universe! Oh, my God. It's like
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235. The baby is the answer, A plus.
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236. Yeah, I'm just—
I'm not following you, like, at all.
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237. Okay, okay, okay. Paula,
I put my intention out in the universe,
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238. and now, the universe is telling me
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239. I mean, the baby can only be Josh's.
Ask Ovunation.
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240. It's his and if I'm having Josh's baby,
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241. it means that Josh and I
are meant to be together.
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242. It would be crazy to think that Greg and I
were meant to raise Josh's baby, right?
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243. Oh, my God.
Oh, honey, I am so worried about you.
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244. Okay? So, I am just gonna pop out
and get you a test, mm-kay?
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245. And then, we'll just—
we'll go from there.
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246. Having Josh's baby.
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247. Okay.
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248. I hear ya. I hear you, universe,
loud and clear.
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249. So what do I do, Guard?
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250. Can I call you that instead of Guardrail?
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251. It's just one extra syllable
to make it right.
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252. Make the effort.
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253. I hear you. Guardy.
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254. Hm.
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255. Guardrail.
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256. Listen, my father has literally
handed me my dreams
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257. on a silver platter
that's not quite as expensive.
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258. Like a bronze platter.
He actually doesn't even own a platter.
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259. He once served cheese and crackers
to me on a Frisbee.
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260. - Point is, I can't do it.
- Why?
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261. 'Cause it goes against
the "big changes" rule, in the book.
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262. - In our book. In our book.
- Those are guidelines.
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263. There's only one hard and fast rule.
Don't drink.
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264. Look, there's meetings in Atlanta.
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265. And for a sponsor, I can set you up
with one of the best retired winos,
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266. my friend Barry.
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267. He didn't get a cool biker name?
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268. He's an actuary.
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269. Be careful about stereotyping, okay?
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270. Greg, I can't tell you what to do,
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271. but this sounds like an opportunity
you've been waiting for.
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272. Maybe that is more important.
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273. Are you sure? What should I do?
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274. I can't tell you what to do.
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275. Seriously, just tell me what to do.
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276. Literally, just told you I can't.
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277. - You could write it down.
- Nope.
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278. - You could send me a text.
- Stop it.
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279. What if you told those people
and they told me?
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280. - What?
Tell me now.
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281. I'm gonna go.
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282. - Hi!
- What's going on?
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283. You sent me 17 texts to come over.
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284. I am so happy to see you.
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285. Also, it's not coming over.
It's coming home, so...
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286. - Whoa, tiger.
- I just feel so close to you right now.
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287. - Wow, I'm so glad I came over— home.
- Yeah, baby.
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288. - Wait, hold on.
- What? What?
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289. - What is that?
- Oh, no. Look at those later.
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290. - That's for later.
- What?
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291. Uh...
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292. Prenatal vitamins?
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293. I'm sorry. I didn't want you
to find out this way.
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294. I was gonna tell you after we made love.
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295. What? Wait, are you telling me
that you're pregnant?
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296. Okay.
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297. So, Josh, I know this is big,
this is really big,
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298. but we've been so unsure
about what's happening between us.
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299. And now, destiny has
intervened right here.
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300. I mean, think about it.
I'm on birth control.
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301. You used a condom.
Like, this is basically a miracle.
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302. This baby is a sign
that we're meant to be a family.
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303. You should sit down. You should sit down.
Sit down, sit down. This is big.
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304. Do you need a glass of water or—?
Yeah, this is hard.
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305. Listen, I'm not saying this isn't hard.
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306. This is gonna be the hardest thing
we will ever have to do.
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307. But it's gonna be worth it.
You know why?
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308. Jeronica. What do you think of that name?
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309. If it's a girl, Jeronica.
It's like the J names in your family.
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310. And Josh Junior if it's a boy, of course.
Or Jeremiah. I really like Jeremiah.
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311. Hold on. I have to pee.
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312. Okay. So, change of plans.
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313. I just got my period,
so I am not pregnant.
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314. Wow. This has been quite a day.
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315. Sorry to stress you out,
but the good news is,
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316. now, we can have some period sex.
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317. What just happened?
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318. I walked in the door. Everything was fine.
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319. But then, you were pregnant.
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320. Then, my life started flashing
before my eyes. Then, you weren't.
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321. I...
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322. - Okay, I need some air. Some air.
- Hey, hey. Josh, wait.
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323. No. No, Rebecca, I need more than air.
I can't do this.
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324. Do you mean the period sex?
It's not gross.
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325. - I'll just get a dark towel.
- It's not the period sex!
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326. Rebecca, the last three minutes have been
the most upsetting of my life.
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327. But I thought
that you would be happy about—
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328. It's not— It's not just that.
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329. This confirms what I've been feeling.
I've been so unsure about us.
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330. What just happened, that's a sign.
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331. - A sign of what?
- That we need to stop doing this.
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332. This is all wrong.
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333. - Wrong? It's not wrong.
- It was just— okay.
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334. It was just a casual thing,
but then I started leaving my stuff here.
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335. And it's just too much, Rebecca.
I gotta go.
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336. What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait.
You're coming back, right?
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337. This is just a fight. This is a fight.
All couples fight.
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338. No, it's not.
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339. And we're not a couple, Rebecca.
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340. What?
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341. I'm sorry.
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342. Sorry for what? Sorry for what?
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343. I don't want to see you anymore.
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344. Josh...
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345. - Hey, no, Josh!
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346. Oh, hey, honey.
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347. Listen, I got you a test.
Um, I wanted to bring it by last night,
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348. but I was respecting
our legally binding friendship contract.
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349. I'm not pregnant.
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350. And Josh broke up with me.
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351. No. Honey, I'm so sorry.
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352. - So my womb is empty, like my life.
- Oh, no. Okay.
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353. Maybe this is for the best.
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354. No. Come on, this love triangle thing,
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355. the bouncing back and forth, I mean...
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356. - It's exhaust— You are exhausted.
- Mm.
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357. Why don't you take a break? Okay?
Spend a little time on yourself.
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358. I mean, I think that would be healthy.
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359. Yeah. You know what? You're right.
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360. Ugh, that whole sign thing.
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361. That was so stupid!
I don't know why I even came to work.
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362. I gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna go on a walk.
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363. - You want some company?
- No. No, no. I have to be alone.
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364. And plus, our mutual periods
might attract vultures.
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365. She got her period.
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366. Scott, meet me at home.
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367. You're both leaving?
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368. You know, you guys can't
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369. Can I come?
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370. Next time.
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371. You've been looking at this thing
for 15 minutes.
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372. It's not gonna pee on itself.
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373. Uh, I don't want to know.
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374. The longer I wait,
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375. the longer I can pretend
this isn't happening,
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376. and the more wine I can drink.
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377. Paula, you're probably not pregnant.
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378. You're only a couple days late
and we use protection.
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379. Oh, God, this makes so much sense.
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380. I mean, this is what happens to me, right?
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381. I finally decide to apply to law school,
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382. and that bitch fate
just gets me knocked up.
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383. God, why did we decide to have sex again?
It was such a mistake.
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384. If you're pregnant,
we'll figure out how to deal with it.
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385. - Everything will be fine.
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386. We don't have the money
for another kid
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387. and law school and food
and Brendan's parole officer Payola.
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388. Oh, I was gonna spread my wings.
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389. Yeah, I was gonna spread my wings
and fly. I'm so stupid.
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390. No, no, no. No, no. My dad was right.
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391. I'm a breeder, not a leader.
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392. - That's a weird saying.
- I know.
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393. Paula, just take the test
and we'll go from there.
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394. I can't. I can't take the test
right now, okay?
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395. I'm gonna go back to work,
and I will think about this later.
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396. Greg?
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397. - Hey, what are you doing here?
- Rebecca. This is weird.
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398. Yeah.
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399. I just needed a walk.
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400. A lot of hours to fill
when you're not drinking.
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401. Also, I've saved so much money,
I bought these shoes.
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402. Oh!
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403. How'd you end up here?
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404. I also needed a walk. I found out about it
from Darryl. He and Wi-Jo come here a lot.
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405. - God, they're a great couple.
- Yeah. God, I ship them so hard.
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406. Yeah, they're really cute.
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407. Crazy that we both end up here
at the exact same time.
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408. What are the chances of that happening?
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409. I don't know.
I think it's just a coincidence.
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410. I used to think that coincidences
like this were like signs.
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411. - Like, when you were a little girl?
- No, like, an hour ago.
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412. Ah! How you've grown.
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413. - Yeah, I was so much shorter back then.
- Is that even possible?
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414. This place is so beautiful. We...
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415. We should've come here,
a place like this when we were together.
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416. - Why didn't we do that?
- 'Cause we hated the outdoors
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417. and each other most of the time?
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418. Right, right, right.
Two pillars of any great relationship.
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419. - Yeah, we were great.
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420. All right, I should get back to work.
I, um... I'm literally never there.
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421. - It's a miracle I'm not fired.
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422. It was nice to see you.
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423. - I've missed you.
- Yeah, me too.
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424. This was a great fate-less,
coincidental meeting on a scenic bridge.
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426. - Okay. Bye.
- Wait, Rebecca.
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427. Yeah?
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428. So, you were right.
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429. You told me to stop looking for signs
and I did just that.
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430. I'm glad to hear that, Rebecca.
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431. And it was when I stopped
looking for signs...
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432. that I got the biggest sign of all.
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433. Oh, Lord.
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434. Yeah. He kissed me,
and in that moment, I realized...
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435. It's him, Dr. A. It's always been Greg.
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436. Mm.
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437. Let me float an idea out there, and I know
you have every reason to say no, but...
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438. can we try this again, please?
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439. Rebecca—
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440. I know there's a lot of water
under the bridge.
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441. And I'm not just talking
about the water under this bridge.
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442. There's a drought. Why is there
so much water under this bridge?
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443. Okay. If we try this again,
if we take it slow,
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444. if we act like adults this time...
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445. - But what about—?
- Josh? Josh is done. That was nothing.
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446. It's done, I swear.
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447. Think about how
this story has played out.
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448. I moved to West Covina,
in love with someone else,
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449. and he's the sarcastic messed-up bartender
that calls me out on my stuff,
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450. and I ignore him,
but we have undeniable chemistry.
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451. And now, Josh and I break up.
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452. And it's about me and Greg.
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453. If you want to start over...
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454. I'll be here in this exact spot
tomorrow night at sunset.
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455. And if you're here, then we can walk over
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456. to that adorable mom and pop
Italian place.
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457. The Olive Garden?
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458. The Olive Garden, yes, and...
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459. we'll just— I don't know— start over,
pretend we never met,
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460. and forget all the bad stuff.
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461. Okay? Just... Just think about it.
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462. I mean, duh! It's the other guy.
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463. It's the guy who was under my nose
all along, that I underappreciated.
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464. I mean, him and me getting together,
it's the most obvious thing in the world.
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465. Do you listen to anything I say, ever?
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466. - Yes. I'm so glad you agree with me.
- Yup.
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467. I'm gonna go fall in love
at the Olive Garden.
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468. Mm.
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469. Kayak, Noelle.
Remember the kayak.
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470. So...
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471. Beans said that you could
just keep all this stuff at his house?
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472. Yeah. He's got a dog mausoleum
with some extra space, so...
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473. - Until I find a permanent place to live.
- Here? In West Covina?
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474. Uh, not necessarily.
Maybe El Monte or Glendora.
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475. Dad, I told you.
I can't leave because of my recovery.
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476. - Recovery.
- Yeah.
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477. Right.
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478. This is why you're staying.
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479. God, you're so dramatic.
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480. You gotta wave that around?
"I've got exhibit A"?
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481. This is not why you're staying?
You're not staying for this girl?
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482. You are. And isn't that against the rules
of your group too? New relationships?
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483. They're guidelines, not rules.
And it's not a new relationship.
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484. We're gonna take things slow,
see how things go—
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485. Maybe we should celebrate
your staying in town by having a drink.
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486. - Dad, stop.
- You get back with Rebecca,
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487. you might as well hit the bottle again.
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488. Yeah? She jerks you around,
and you fall for it every time.
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489. She was figuring out her feelings.
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490. Oh, God, would you listen to yourself?
You're poison for each other.
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491. She's bad for you and you're bad for her.
You have to know that.
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492. Whole lot of parenting
late in the game, dad.
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493. I gotta keep packing.
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494. Congratulations!
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495. What? What did you see?
It could be negative.
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496. What?
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497. Darryl, what do you want?
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498. Oh, I have great news.
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499. So, I overheard you saying the other day
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500. that you didn't want to wait around
to hear from law school.
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501. You wanted to start right away.
So I thought about it,
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502. and I realized that I knew someone
from the school where you applied.
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503. Don't make a big deal out of it,
but I know... the dean.
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504. Mm-hmm.
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505. And we actually know each other.
We're not just, like, Linkedln friends.
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506. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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507. Anyway, so I called him and I asked him
about rolling admissions,
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508. and I pulled a few strings,
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509. and... you start this semester.
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510. This semester!
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511. This semester!
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512. Nothing can stop you, Paula.
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513. Not anymore.
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514. Oh, my God. What— What is that?
Are those— those tears of joy, right?
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515. Mm-hmm.
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516. Maya, get the present.
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517. Maya, get with the program,
you millennial!
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518. Sorry, I got distracted by the crying.
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519. Maya! No one cares! Get the box!
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520. Nine West heels,
just like Melanie Griffith.
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521. It's okay. It's okay. I'm her best friend.
I know exactly what to do.
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522. Hey, what's the matter, sweetie? Huh?
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523. What can I do to make it better?
Do you want me to fire Maya? Huh?
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524. - I don't really like her anyway.
- You know what?
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525. - What?
- It's not that.
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526. I have something I have to do. Um...
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527. But listen...
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528. Thank you, everybody, for this party
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529. and these shoes.
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530. And thank you, Darryl.
You have been such a great friend.
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531. - Your best friend?
- I mean, you made my dreams come true.
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532. Like a best friend. You can say it.
Just say it, please?
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533. What?
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534. Well, this is fun.
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535. It's hard, man. You're moving.
You just sprung this on us.
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536. Yeah, this is huge. This is so huge.
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537. Guys, Atlanta's not that far,
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538. and I'll still be back
for Christmas and stuff.
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539. My dad's still here.
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540. I can't believe this is really happening.
No one ever leaves this place.
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541. I just don't understand
why you have to go right now,
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543. I'm starting a Tuesday-Thursday
6:00 a.m. boot camp in the park,
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544. and I just— I really think
you'd benefit from it.
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545. Guys, it's time.
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546. I need to get to Atlanta, get settled in,
meet Barry, all before my classes start.
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547. Barry sounds like a great guy.
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548. Guardrail and I really think
he'll be there for you.
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549. Thanks, Chris.
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550. Come on, come on!
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551. Oh, my God.
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552. Why don't people use—?
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553. Okay. Mm!
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554. I gotta go, man.
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555. My mom's waiting outside,
and she's parked in the red zone.
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556. Thanks for being my weirdly older friend.
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557. No problem, man. Anytime.
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558. Well, I should head to the gate.
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559. I gotta go. My mom's also in the red zone.
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560. Yeah.
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561. Wi-Jo, I hope to be
half the man you are someday.
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562. You're gonna have to up
your protein intake quite a bit.
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563. Maybe start doing some squats.
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564. Oh, you meant that metaphorically.
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565. Um...
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566. - That's nice. Thanks, man.
- No problem.
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567. What are you doing—? Oh, come on!
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568. Come on, just go! Go, go, go!
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569. You're the first friend
I ever made in my whole life.
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570. I feel like part of me
is leaving town, too.
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571. If it gets too rough,
you can come back, you know.
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572. You know, I did that.
No one will judge you.
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573. I did. I judged you.
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574. Kidding.
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575. - You're not coming back, are you?
- I don't think so.
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576. But thanks.
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577. Thanks for being a good friend, Chan.
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578. Are you crazy?
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579. I haven't been a good friend to you
in, like, months.
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580. After all the Rebecca stuff,
I can't even believe you still talk to me.
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583. Yeah.
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584. All that's in the past now.
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585. I'm coming, Greg.
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586. Wait, wait, wait, wait! Sorry.
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587. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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588. Greg, wait! Wait, wait!
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