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3. That has Josh's name on it.
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4. That makes sense.
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5. He was barely here.
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6. My girlfriend is 20
feet through that wall,
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7. and I'm standing here.
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8. I got to go.
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9. Audra Levine just got married.
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10. Also, she got the
promotion you didn't take.
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11. I was dead to him.
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12. He didn't want to spend
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13. any more time with me,
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14. and oh, we were getting so close.
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15. I'm going to fix this.
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16. All we need is some random guy.
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17. Ooh, Trent.
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18. Oh, that's a perfect
name for a fake boyfriend.
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19. I'm a both-sexual.
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20. The term is, uh, bisex...
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21. The water is being diverted
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22. away from the San Gabriel Valley
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23. and towards Los Angeles.
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24. Paula, this case can't be over,
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25. because Josh and I are
having the best time.
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26. Okay, so I found something out.
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27. So did I.
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28. Trent? Baby?
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29. That's a sexist term.
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30. Can you guys stop
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31. The situation's a lot
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32. Okay! We get it!
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34. Oh, honey.
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35. So what are you,
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36. uh, doing here, because, uh,
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37. you said that you were
going to meet me at home?
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38. Yeah, I was, but then
your friend called,
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39. and so here I am.
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40. He's not your boyfriend.
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41. He can't be.
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42. That picture
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43. that you said you took of him
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44. a few weeks ago in Palm Springs,
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45. that was taken five years ago.
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46. Yes, it was. It was. Fair.
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very good explanation.
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48. And that is...
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51. It's because I clearly labeled it wrong.
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52. It's dumb.
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53. Look, honey, I don't know what
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54. this girl's problem is, but you and I
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55. - have dinner plans later.
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56. - So I will see you at home.
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57. - Okay?
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58. All right.
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59. - Bye.
- Bye.
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60. I love you.
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61. I love you, too.
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62. Oh.
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63. Uh, um, he was nice.
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64. Yeah, he loves kissing
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65. with tongue.
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66. Josh, oh, my gosh, okay,
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67. so this case we've been working on,
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68. dude, it's like so much bigger
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69. than what I initially thought.
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70. It's about, like, all of the landlords,
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71. and they're in cahoots with a
multi-billion dollar company,
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72. and they're exploiting... everybody.
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73. Like, this could be the biggest
case the county's ever seen.
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74. - Wow, really?
- Yes,
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75. so I need your help. I need you
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76. to meet me at Whitefeather
in an hour, and together
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77. we're going to blow this case wide open.
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78. Sure.
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79. Great!
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80. Okay, uh, the rest of
you, I will see you later.
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81. I'm going to go
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82. kiss my boyfriend some more.
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83. Sorry about the loudness of the pants.
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84. I don't know why people fish in these.
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85. You'd think the sound
would scare away the fish.
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86. No.
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87. No. No, no.
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88. This is not right.
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89. He is not her boyfriend.
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90. I can, I can feel it.
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91. God, I'm an idiot.
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92. What am I, what am, what
am I even doing here?
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93. I got caught up in Bunchsanity again.
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94. I'm a moron.
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95. I have, I have to go.
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96. I'm late picking Heather up.
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97. I'm going to just
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98. But...
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99. My advice to the two of you
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100. is to stop obsessing about Rebecca.
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101. Nothing good can come of it.
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102. I guess I was wrong.
I'm, I'm sorry, I...
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103. Okay, babe.
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104. Babe, just take a deep breath.
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105. This, this has gotten
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106. way out of hand. Well...
I know you don't like her, I get it,
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107. but this case could be something great.
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108. Not just for us, but
for a lot of people.
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109. Just trust me, okay?
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110. Okay.
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111. I trust you.
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112. Nose?
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113. Nose.
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114. Hey.
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115. I'm, uh, heading back to work.
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116. I got a big case breaking,
so I just wanted to say,
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117. uh, thank you for that kiss.
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118. Wow.
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119. - So, uh, anyway, I'll see you later.
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120. Unless you want to kiss
again, for any reason.
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121. Okay.
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122. - Yeah?
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123. - That worked.
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124. So anyway, I was thinking, uh,
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125. maybe later, we would, uh,
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126. go out for a
little bev-er-age.
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127. What's the, uh, what's that
accent? What are we doing?
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128. I don't know.
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129. I don't know, I'm sorry.
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130. But what do you think?
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131. Do you want to maybe
go get a drink later?
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132. - Yeah. Sure. Why not?
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133. We can just go to Home Base.
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134. Or, um, Jimmy's House of Spirits
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135. has a great Chardonnay.
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136. Well, the thing is, I was thinking
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137. that maybe I would take you to
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138. La City of Los Angeles.
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139. Hmm.
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140. Accent happened again.
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141. I'm... I don't know what's going on.
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142. It keeps coming up.
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143. So ju-just to be clear,
you, you want to get a drink,
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144. but just not any place where
people we know might see us.
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145. Exactly.
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146. Okay, look, Darryl, I am cool with
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147. whatever you need to
do in your own life,
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148. it's all good, but I'm not
going to go back into the closet.
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149. Not for anybody.
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150. I didn't come out until I was 12.
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151. Those were some tough years.
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152. Oh, no, no, no. I
didn't mean it like that.
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153. No, no, it's okay.
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154. I got to go, 'cause I...
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155. I have a client, I just remembered,
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156. so I will, uh, talk to you later.
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157. Guys, guys, guys, listen up.
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158. All of the local landlords are
being bribed to divert water
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159. from the San Gabriel
Valley to Los Angeles.
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160. I mean, God, it's insane.
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161. It's like the movie Chinatown.
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162. It, it's like Chin... you guys, g...
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163. Guys, you've seen Chinatown, right?
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164. - I've never even heard of it. No.
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165. - What?
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166. Critics say it's like one of
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167. Well, now I got to see
it. All right. I guess.
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168. Okay, when this case is over,
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169. we're going to have a movie night.
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170. - Okay, I don't, I don't know
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171. About "China Time" or whatever
you're talking about,
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172. but I do know about injustice, okay?
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173. And these guys are being
bribed to divert water
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174. from the San Gabriel
Valley into Los Angeles.
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175. So what we're going to do
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176. is we're going to get Joshes
from all over the Valley.
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177. All over. Yes, we are
going to get plaintiffs
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178. from everywhere and
we're going to make this
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179. the largest class action lawsuit
L.A. County has ever seen.
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180. Awesome.
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181. Okay, so we need to
start calling people,
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182. like right now.
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183. Get as many people involved
in this thing as we can.
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184. Okay, you heard her, everyone,
let's get on the horn.
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185. Well, I-I-I'm in.
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186. Uh, you have friends and
family all over the Valley.
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187. Right, I do.
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188. Monrovia, El Monte, City of Industry,
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189. Diamond Bar, Alhambra.
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190. Right, right, all the places,
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191. so yeah, uh, go, call them.
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192. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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193. You're the best.
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194. You should lock your back patio.
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195. I'm worried about your security.
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196. Oh, my God, are... you?
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197. No! Why would I kill you?
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198. - I love you.
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199. Rebecca Bunch, I have loved you
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200. since the moment that I saw you
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201. freshman year in the cafeteria.
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202. You were eating a mac
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203. Remember?
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204. And then, last week, out of nowhere,
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205. you friended me on Facebook
and then some lady called me
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I was your boyfriend.
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207. I mean, what are the odds?
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208. So weird, right?
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209. Weird is a word for it.
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210. Yeah.
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211. Trent, so first of all,
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212. I can not thank you enough
for covering for me back there.
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213. I mean, you were such a smooth liar
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214. and a very, um, passionate kisser.
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215. - Oh, thank you so much.
- Yeah.
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216. And you seem like an interesting guy.
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217. Oh, I am interesting.
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218. I own my own computer programming firm,
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220. but I thought, eh, no
one's going to use that.
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221. - Huh.
- And I have a pet lizard,
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222. and I drag boulders
and trees for fitness.
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223. - Those facts are so fun.
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224. Like the definition of fun facts.
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225. But, um, dude,
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226. - this isn't happening.
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227. You're not, we're not going
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230. I know that the whole situation
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231. I got you into was weird, but like
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232. - this can't happen right now.
- It's weird, yeah.
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233. Yeah, okay, so you
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234. - A hundred percent.
- So you got to go.
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235. Yeah. Oh.
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236. I don't want to have to
go back to your friends
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237. and tell them I don't know you.
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238. I would much rather stay
here and make you dinner.
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239. How about that?
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240. Are you blackmailing me?
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241. Oh, you know what they say,
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242. one person's blackmailing is
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243. Who says that?
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246. Okay.
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247. Let's just have a quiet night at home
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248. and reconnect, huh?
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249. Do you like couscous? I do.
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251. He spent the night at your apartment?
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252. Thank you, thank you so much.
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253. Yes, and before you say anything,
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254. dude makes a great dinner.
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255. And then, he-he drew me a
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256. It wasn't weird, I wore a bathing suit.
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257. Okay, maybe you should call the police.
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258. The pol... and tell them what?
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259. I made up a fake boyfriend
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262. I'm not going to do that.
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264. He's into all this now
and then he'll see me
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265. eat a piece of ham off the
ground and he'll move on.
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266. Ooh, there's Josh. Just
shut up about this.
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267. - Um, I think Rebecca and Paula...
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271. This is so exciting.
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272. I've always wanted to work here.
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273. This place is so weird.
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276. where the moms look like hookers
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277. and the hookers look like moms.
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279. Are you sure it's a good
idea to recommend me, though?
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280. I've quit like almost
every place in town.
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281. You just haven't had
the right coworker, yet.
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282. Are you sure you want
your GF around 24/7?
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283. What? Yes, of course.
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284. Why wouldn't I?
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285. You have my undivided attention here,
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287. What?
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288. Thank you very much.
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289. I've got Irwindale.
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290. I got Citrus.
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291. I got La Puente.
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292. And I got donuts.
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293. Yeah, I was hungry.
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294. Uh, Rebecca, there's some
people here to see you.
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295. George, what did I say
about interrupting us
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297. Right, but they said they're
from Greater City Water,
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299. Oh.
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300. They must have heard
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301. about all the calls we're making
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302. and the motions we're filing,
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303. and that water company's
confidence has evaporated.
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304. Evaporated.
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305. Anyway, it's good news. It's great.
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306. Oh. Oh! Oh.
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307. - I thought you meant literally.
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308. Wow, and we didn't even
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310. I'm cool?
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312. Rebecca,
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313. before you say "no", like you did to the
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315. You know, that settlement
offer from last week,
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317. Darryl, trust me, they're scared.
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fork over the cashola.
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319. I've seen this a thousand times.
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321. Come on, guys, let's go
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322. - fleece these losers.
- Ha-ha.
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323. Yeah, sure. I love a good fleecing.
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324. Oh, my God.
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325. What?
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326. They brought in my
old firm from New York.
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327. Are they good?
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328. Yeah, they're like
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and Shonda Rhimes combined.
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330. Oh, no, they brought her.
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331. Who is that?
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332. She looks like you used to.
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333. That is Audra Levine.
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334. Audra... Audra Levine.
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Levine.
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could've had, almost had,
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your ridiculous choices.
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338. Oh, no.
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339. - Levine.
- Bunch.
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340. You look well.
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342. Well, now I regret saying you look well.
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343. It's been a long time.
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344. Audra, just give it up already.
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345. It's not important.
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346. Tell me what you got on the test.
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347. - It's none of your business.
- Give it to me.
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349. You got a 97?
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350. No one else got higher than a 90.
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351. My mother says you cheat
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better grades than me.
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353. No, I don't cheat.
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355. You're ridiculous.
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who have no friends,
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360. Never.
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and you're in my way.
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slumming it out here?
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367. Well, Greater City Water
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368. and wanted the best,
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and now you're here.
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370. Slumming it is right.
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371. This firm is a dump.
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373. It is not.
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375. Bunch, I'm here to give you an out.
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377. Great, we'd love to hear it.
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379. Our offer is...
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380. no settlement.
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offer, there is no of...
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384. Wh... That was just a dirty trick?
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386. Well, frankly,
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388. and no idea how to blend your
foundation at your jawline,
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knowing that you're a loser.
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392. Okay, let's tone it down.
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394. A what?
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395. Nah.
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396. Hmm.
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397. Don't smirk at me, Connors.
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398. She's a very angry young lady.
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399. And so scary.
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400. Are you sure you can beat her?
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401. Of course I can.
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402. Now let's get back to compiling evidence
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404. There you go.
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405. - Great.
- All right.
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407. I scared.
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408. - Greg.
- Hey.
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409. Is this the girl, Heather,
you were telling me about?
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410. This is her.
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not going to like it.
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it'd be fun to hang out
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420. and maybe hook up in the stockroom
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422. We... we didn't say that.
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423. Yeah, we did.
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428. Okay, that's not hot any more.
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429. You're hired.
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430. Here's your apron, my lady.
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431. You got a great girl here, Serrano.
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432. - Shall we hug?
- Nah...
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433. I got two arms, no waiting.
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434. - No, I don't really like strangers...
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436. Oh, you.
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438. Yeah, kind of, I had a long day.
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439. Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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440. Dude, can you please leave?
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441. But I made homemade tagliatelle.
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442. - From scratch?
- Mm-hmm.
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443. Okay.
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444. - Leave after dinner.
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445. - And after you do the dishes.
- Sure.
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448. I'll do that.
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450. Oh, no, this is so
weird, I don't know you.
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452. Yeah, lots of people
know lots of people.
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453. I think you should
check your facts on that.
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454. Look, I know that I'm
blackmailing you a little,
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that's not an appropriate
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457. No?
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466. Oh, so there's this bitch
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look in Audra's eyes, Trent,
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469. I mean, she hates me.
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470. She really hates me.
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471. I mean, it's because
I'm smarter than her.
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472. She's so insecure, I mean,
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473. she went to Cornell, which as you know,
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474. is like the community college
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475. of Ivy League schools.
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476. Why even go to college?
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477. Like join the Navy.
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478. Mmm, this is so good.
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479. - Thank you.
- Anyway,
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480. she's always hated me,
she'll do anything to beat me,
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481. and now she has all the resources
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482. of a powerful law firm behind her.
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483. I feel so bad
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484. because I promised all these
people that I'd help them,
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485. and I-I didn't know they'd
bring in, like, the big guns.
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486. I also feel bad
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487. because I'm working with Josh,
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488. you know, the guy that
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489. you lied to. Oh.
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490. Yeah, that Josh, and I'm just,
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491. I'm terrified if I fail
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492. that he will lose all respect for me.
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493. Hey, look, no matter
what, I believe in you,
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494. and that's what matters, right?
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495. No.
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496. Okay, uh, honey, you have
Bert, your water expert, right?
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497. And you have all his
research, which you verified.
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498. You have plaintiffs
from all over the Valley.
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499. You're case is rock solid.
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500. I just wish I had that one
piece of irrefutable evidence.
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501. You'll find it.
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502. Thanks for listening.
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503. Yeah.
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504. Okay, you can sleep at
the foot of my bed tonight.
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505. - Really?
- Yeah.
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506. Like a dog?
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507. Yes, Trent, like a dog.
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508. Okay.
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509. Ugh, please don't look that excited.
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510. It's just how I look.
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511. You let him sleep on your floor?
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512. Uh, it's fine, he didn't touch me.
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513. And also, it wasn't weird.
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514. I wore my bathing suit.
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515. Please forget Trent.
Where are the plaintiffs?
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516. We confirmed 50 people.
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517. Traffic wasn't this bad
coming in from the east.
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518. You don't think I should've specified
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519. that it's a legal court,
not a food court, do you?
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520. Maybe they got scared.
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521. Yeah, taking on
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a big city is scary.
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523. Maybe they feel like they
don't deserve to be heard.
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524. You spend your whole life bottling away
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526. Like a dormant volcano
just waiting to erupt.
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527. What is up with you lately?
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528. I don't know.
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529. Oh, look, Josh. Hi, Josh.
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530. Oh, there's Josh, he's going to think
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531. I'm such a loser.
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532. Hey, Josh, hi.
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533. Hi. Wow, where is everyone?
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534. Wow, where is everyone?
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535. I was just in the snack-bar,
there's no one in there.
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536. But don't worry, I got Skittles,
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537. so I wouldn't get
chocolate on my new suit.
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538. Isn't it great?
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539. It was expensive, so I
put it on my credit card,
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540. 'cause... I know we're going to win.
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541. Yes, that is right,
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542. we are going to win this, big man.
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543. - Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
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544. Oh, a person.
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545. Ugh, God, it's just White
Josh and his eight-pack.
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546. What are you doing here?
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547. Uh, I came for moral support.
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548. Oh, for Josh.
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549. No, dude.
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550. Came to support you.
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551. As friends, don't worry.
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552. I'm not going to grab your
junk in public or anything.
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553. Don't do that.
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554. - J.K., dude.
- J.K.?
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555. J.K. Rowling?
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556. J.K., just kidding.
Stands for just kidding.
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557. - Oh, just kidding.
- WiJo.
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558. - Oh.
- Oh, hey, buddy.
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559. Hey.
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560. This is a disaster.
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561. No one showed.
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562. Josh is going to lose
all respect for me.
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563. Okay.
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564. All right, I'm just going to ovary-up,
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565. and I'm going tell Josh that
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566. this didn't work out, and...
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567. And Monrovia is here.
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568. El Monte is here.
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569. South El Monte is here.
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570. North El Monte is here.
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571. Josh...
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572. all the El Montes are here.
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573. Sorry we were late.
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574. There was traffic on the 10.
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575. Anyway, we are here to
stand up for our rights.
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576. We deserve hot water and
decent water pressure.
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577. And we deserve clean dishes.
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578. What is that?
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579. And we'll ride Dr. Von
Dark's Tunnel Of Terror!
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580. Good idea, Baldwin Park.
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581. Yeah!
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582. What?
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583. You ready?
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584. Well, back to the ol' ecstasy factory.
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585. Excuse me.
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586. What are you looking for?
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587. Uh, oh, wait,
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588. I found it.
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589. It's that water trial
that Rebecca's doing.
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590. It's on local cable access.
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591. I think it already started.
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592. Your Honor,
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593. we are all here today,
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594. to try and redress an
egregious injustice.
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595. Here you go.
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596. - Bingo
- Hey, look at that!
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597. It's Rebecca on the TV.
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598. She's one of our regulars.
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599. The one that orders those
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600. custom cheeseburger pizzas.
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601. Look, everyone, look!
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602. It is classic case of the
common man being exploited
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603. by corporate interests.
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604. And I will prove today...
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605. Man, she looks hot in her
little legal outfit, right?
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606. I'd pound that gavel.
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607. Guys, nobody wants to
watch this silly trial.
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608. What are you...
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609. Hey!
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610. Yes, they do.
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611. You may call your first witness.
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612. Okay, it looks like we've
missed opening arguments,
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613. but Rebecca's about to
present her witnesses.
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614. I call to the stand, Joshua Chan.
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615. That's Josh!
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616. Hey, he's also one of our regulars.
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617. He drinks his beer
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618. right out of the bottle.
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619. - I love that guy.
- Shh!
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620. I'm just trying to hear the testimony.
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621. Now, Josh, can you confirm
What is your problem?
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622. That you were the first person
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623. to alert the council of this problem?
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624. Uh, yes, I can confirm
that I was the one
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625. who alerted Ms. Bunch
to the water situation.
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626. We noticed the hot water
going out about a month ago.
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627. And I told my wife, "I hate you,
what did you do to the water"?
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628. Then I realized it wasn't her fault.
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629. We just thought, "Hey,
we're from Alhambra.
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630. Maybe we just don't deserve a
fancy Los Angeles hot shower."
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631. Let me be the first
person to tell you, you do.
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632. She's doing great.
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633. Greg, you see how
great our girl is doing?
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634. Not my girl.
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635. Not interested.
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636. Next, I would like to call to the stand
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637. a former employee of Greater City Water,
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638. and a water technology expert...
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639. That's me.
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640. Excuse me.
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641. Bert, thank you so much
for being here today.
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642. My pleasure.
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643. Oh, and thank you for
buying me this new suit.
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644. It feels so good against my bare skin.
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645. I don't believe in underwear.
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646. So those documents
you have in your hand,
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647. tell me, what are those, Bert?
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648. That is research that I've
been compiling for years.
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649. First, when I worked
at Greater City Water,
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650. and then when I worked
on a very extensive
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651. independent research project
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652. nobody asked for or wanted to read.
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653. That is, until you, Ms. Bunch.
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654. Your Honor, I present
exhibits A through X.
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655. Careful with that.
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656. Your witness, Ms. Levine.
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657. Oh, my God, look,
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658. the scary opposing
lawyer's coming over now.
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659. Boo!
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660. Scary lawyer lady, boo.
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661. You suck.
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662. I do not like the look of her.
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663. It looks like she orders
everything on the side.
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664. Hello, Bert.
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665. Hello, Ms. Lawyer.
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666. What is your degree in?
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667. Advanced hydro-engineering.
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668. I have two Ph.D.s, as a matter of fact.
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669. Wow, impressive.
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670. Those are excellent credentials.
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671. Thank you.
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672. And how long did you work
at Greater City Water?
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673. 15 years.
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674. Great, and how long have you
been a diagnosed schizophrenic?
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675. 16 years.
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676. No further questions, Your Honor.
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677. Wait, what?
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678. Oh, no.
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679. Oh, man.
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680. Thought you weren't interested.
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681. I'm not.
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682. Your Honor, uh,
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683. may we take a brief recess?
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684. Yes, a-a recess so that I can go home.
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685. The court will sit in recess.
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686. He has a diagnosed of what... ?
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687. What am I going to do?
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688. She just knocked out Bert.
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689. I mean, we can't lose him,
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690. he's most of our case.
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691. No, Trent, uh-uh, uh-uh, not now.
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692. Tucked in turtleneck.
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693. That's not a look you see every day.
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694. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, babe,
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695. but I have something for you.
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696. That's really sweet, but
I'm not hungry right now.
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697. No, I didn't cook today.
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698. Instead, I hacked into the
Greater City Water server,
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699. and I got you these.
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700. These are e-mails.
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701. These are e-mails that...
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702. that clearly expose a cover-up.
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703. Yeah.
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704. Oh...
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705. Oh, my God.
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706. This is great.
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707. This is great, we can
win the case with these.
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708. Can I sleep in the bed now?
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709. No.
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710. Uh, just let me answer.
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711. I mean, these are amazing.
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712. We, we could win the case in a second.
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713. Trent, Trent, Trent.
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714. Oh, thank you so much,
um, but now, please leave.
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715. Okay. Good luck.
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716. Yeah, okay.
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717. He looks like a Kennedy,
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718. but a sober one.
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719. Yeah, I figured it out.
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720. It's like if two Kennedy cousins mated.
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721. Totally. Yeah.
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722. Okay, listen, I want
you to win this case
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723. more than anyone,
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724. but if anybody finds
out that this is stolen,
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725. you, you are in big trouble.
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726. I mean, who's going to tell them, Trent?
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727. He won't, especially if I let
him sleep in the bed tonight.
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728. Paula, we need this to win.
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729. All those people are counting on us.
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730. Think about it,
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731. if Audra Levine had
these, would she use it?
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732. Yes, because she is a monster.
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733. Be seated.
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734. Recess has ended.
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735. Ms. Bunch, do you
have any more evidence,
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736. or are you ready for
your closing statement?
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737. Yes, Your Honor.
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738. I, um...
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739. I... would...
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740. I...
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741. Something's wrong.
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742. What's going on?
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743. I, um...
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744. Let's play slaps.
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745. Ha.
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746. When I grow up,
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747. I'm going to be the best at everything.
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748. Me, too.
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749. I'm going to get into
all the best colleges.
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750. I'm going to get all the best jobs.
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751. I'm going to live in the best house,
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752. and the best second house.
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753. Well, I'm going to be the happiest.
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754. What? That's stupid.
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755. Who cares about being happy?
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756. Your Honor, what's going on?
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757. Is she having a stroke?
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758. Why is she staring at me?
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759. Ms. Bunch?
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760. Yes.
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761. Sorry.
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762. Your Honor,
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763. this case really comes
down to a few simple facts,
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764. and one of the most important facts
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765. is that people who live
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766. not 45 minutes from here,
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767. two hours in rush hour, are being
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768. relentlessly exploited
by a big fancy, greedy,
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769. Los Angeles corporation.
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770. Now, our documents prove that,
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771. and I hope you don't
rule out Bert's evidence
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772. just because, you know,
he's got a few issues.
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773. Don't we all?
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774. Yeah.
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775. You know...
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776. six months ago,
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777. I would have tried this
case very differently...
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778. but now, I'm a resident
of the San Gabriel Valley,
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779. and... all I can do
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780. is hold myself to the same standard
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781. of integrity and honesty
of the people I represent.
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782. Your Honor,
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783. this is a community of
decent, hardworking people,
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784. and they deserve a voice
just as much as anyone else.
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785. So no matter what happens
today, win or lose,
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786. I'm going to continue to fight for them
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787. until they receive justice.
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788. That's all I got.
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789. Did you see that?
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790. She's crazy.
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791. Who goes into a courtroom
and says all of that?
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792. She's... she's...
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793. Oh, my God, I know what's happening.
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794. - What?
- Look,
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795. I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies
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796. and the look on people's faces
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797. before they run and
confess their feelings,
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798. that's... your face.
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799. No, no, no.
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800. I used to like her, but...
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801. But... you still do,
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802. and I don't want to be your backup plan.
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803. At are you saying?
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804. I'm saying...
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805. Love?
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806. Who are you all of a sudden?
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807. Shut up and listen to my wise reprise.
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808. Go see her, okay?
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809. Be seated.
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810. Recess has ended.
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811. We are back in session.
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812. Ms. Bunch.
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813. I would like to begin by saying,
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814. I truly admire your
dedication to your clients,
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815. and the amount of passion
that you have for this case.
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816. But I am afraid that Ms.
Levine and her colleagues
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817. have raised sufficient
doubts about your evidence,
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818. and therefore,
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819. I must find in favor of the defendants,
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820. Greater City Water.
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821. Thank you, this court is adjourned.
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822. Yes!
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823. Excellent.
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824. Hi, everyone.
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825. Um,
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826. everyone, I, uh...
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827. I'm sorry.
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828. I'm really sorry.
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829. I don't understand.
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830. They're not mad at me?
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831. Mad at you?
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832. You stood up to the bully.
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833. You gave them a voice.
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834. I am so proud of you.
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835. Um, I'm just going to pack up.
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836. I'll meet you outside, okay?
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837. Well, it was a thrill
going up against you.
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838. Thank you, Audra.
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839. Especially, because now,
I think we can agree,
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841. Yes, yes, you have.
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842. But here's the thing.
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843. You beat someone who
doesn't exist any more.
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844. Yeah, I don't care. A win's a win.
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845. Hey, Audra.
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846. Take care of yourself, okay?
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847. I know how hard your life can be.
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848. Don't forget to be happy,
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849. 'cause... that's really important.
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850. I am happy.
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851. I'm so happy.
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852. This is what happy feels like.
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853. This is what happy feels like.
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854. Why aren't you happy?
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855. Why aren't you happy? Okay.
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856. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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857. Wait, Josh.
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858. Look, I am so sorry.
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859. I'm sorry I asked you to hide.
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860. It was not right.
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861. I am bisexual!
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862. I'm going for drinks with this gay man,
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863. whom I have a crush on.
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864. He's way out of your league... nice job.
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865. Hey, back off, dude.
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866. He looks like Tom Selleck.
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867. Sorry about that.
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868. Well, should we go for that drink?
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869. Yes, we... Right there.
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870. - Under, yeah, there you go.
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871. Ms. Bunch? I'm Paul Ramirez
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872. from the metro desk at the paper.
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873. You might have lost,
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874. but I think you've uncovered
the biggest local story
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877. we're going to get to the bottom of it.
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878. We will not less this go.
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879. Great.
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880. Hey, um...
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881. This should help get you started.
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882. You didn't get that from me.
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883. I mean, you, look, you
did get that from me,
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885. - "Did you get... "
- No, I get it, I get it.
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887. Okay.
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888. Hey.
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889. Hey.
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890. I, uh,
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891. brought you some chocolate.
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892. We can mess up our clothes, now.
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893. Thanks.
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894. Hey, um, I'm sorry.
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895. Stop.
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896. You were brave.
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897. You were like... Rocky.
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898. Or...
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899. Creed, at-at least.
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900. But, but which I loved.
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901. Rebecca.
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903. No one is.
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905. I just wanted to make everyone happy.
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906. And, I don't know,
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907. I wanted you to be proud of me.
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908. You wanted me to be... proud of you?
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909. I didn't know you thought
about me that much.
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910. Of course I do.
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911. Well, do you think about me, like, too?
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912. Oh, Greg, I'm sorry.
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917. Okay, I understand, but
are you sure I have to go?
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918. Yes, Trent.
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919. But I never got a chance
to read you something.
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