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3. That has Josh's name on it.
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4. That makes sense.
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5. He was barely here.
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feet through that wall,
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9. Audra Levine just got married.
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promotion you didn't take.
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17. Ooh, Trent.
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name for a fake boyfriend.
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24. Paula, this case can't be over,
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having the best time.
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27. So did I.
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28. Trent? Baby?
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29. That's a sexist term.
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30. Can you guys stop
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going to meet me at home?
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your friend called,
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45. Yes, it was. It was. Fair.
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very good explanation.
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52. Look, honey, I don't know what
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54. - have dinner plans later.
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57. All right.
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58. - Bye.
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59. I love you.
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70. and they're in cahoots with a
multi-billion dollar company,
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72. Like, this could be the biggest
case the county's ever seen.
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73. - Wow, really?
- Yes,
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74. so I need your help. I need you
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75. to meet me at Whitefeather
in an hour, and together
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79. Okay, uh, the rest of
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81. kiss my boyfriend some more.
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82. Sorry about the loudness of the pants.
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83. I don't know why people fish in these.
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would scare away the fish.
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87. This is not right.
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90. God, I'm an idiot.
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91. What am I, what am, what
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95. I'm late picking Heather up.
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100. Nothing good can come of it.
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103. Babe, just take a deep breath.
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105. way out of hand. Well...
I know you don't like her, I get it,
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106. but this case could be something great.
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107. Not just for us, but
for a lot of people.
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110. I trust you.
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111. Nose?
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112. Nose.
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114. I'm, uh, heading back to work.
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115. I got a big case breaking,
so I just wanted to say,
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117. Wow.
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118. - So, uh, anyway, I'll see you later.
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119. Unless you want to kiss
again, for any reason.
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120. Okay.
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121. - Yeah?
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122. - That worked.
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123. So anyway, I was thinking, uh,
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little bev-er-age.
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126. What's the, uh, what's that
accent? What are we doing?
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127. I don't know.
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128. I don't know, I'm sorry.
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129. But what do you think?
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130. Do you want to maybe
go get a drink later?
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131. - Yeah. Sure. Why not?
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132. We can just go to Home Base.
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133. Or, um, Jimmy's House of Spirits
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134. has a great Chardonnay.
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135. Well, the thing is, I was thinking
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136. that maybe I would take you to
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138. Hmm.
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139. Accent happened again.
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140. I'm... I don't know what's going on.
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142. So ju-just to be clear,
you, you want to get a drink,
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143. but just not any place where
people we know might see us.
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144. Exactly.
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145. Okay, look, Darryl, I am cool with
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do in your own life,
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147. it's all good, but I'm not
going to go back into the closet.
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148. Not for anybody.
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149. I didn't come out until I was 12.
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150. Those were some tough years.
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151. Oh, no, no, no. I
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152. No, no, it's okay.
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153. I got to go, 'cause I...
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154. I have a client, I just remembered,
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156. Guys, guys, guys, listen up.
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157. All of the local landlords are
being bribed to divert water
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Valley to Los Angeles.
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159. I mean, God, it's insane.
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160. It's like the movie Chinatown.
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161. It, it's like Chin... you guys, g...
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162. Guys, you've seen Chinatown, right?
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163. - I've never even heard of it. No.
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164. - What?
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165. Critics say it's like one of
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166. Well, now I got to see
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167. Okay, when this case is over,
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168. we're going to have a movie night.
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169. - Okay, I don't, I don't know
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170. About "China Time" or whatever
you're talking about,
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171. but I do know about injustice, okay?
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172. And these guys are being
bribed to divert water
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Valley into Los Angeles.
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174. So what we're going to do
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from all over the Valley.
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176. All over. Yes, we are
going to get plaintiffs
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177. from everywhere and
we're going to make this
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178. the largest class action lawsuit
L.A. County has ever seen.
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179. Awesome.
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180. Okay, so we need to
start calling people,
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in this thing as we can.
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183. Okay, you heard her, everyone,
let's get on the horn.
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184. Well, I-I-I'm in.
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185. Uh, you have friends and
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186. Right, I do.
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187. Monrovia, El Monte, City of Industry,
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197. - I love you.
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198. Rebecca Bunch, I have loved you
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200. freshman year in the cafeteria.
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202. Remember?
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and then some lady called me
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I was your boyfriend.
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208. Weird is a word for it.
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209. Yeah.
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210. Trent, so first of all,
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for covering for me back there.
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212. I mean, you were such a smooth liar
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- Yeah.
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one's going to use that.
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220. - Huh.
- And I have a pet lizard,
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and trees for fitness.
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233. - A hundred percent.
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go back to your friends
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here and make you dinner.
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254. And then, he-he drew me a
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256. Okay, maybe you should call the police.
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and then he'll see me
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ground and he'll move on.
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265. Ooh, there's Josh. Just
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266. - Um, I think Rebecca and Paula...
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every place in town.
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the right coworker, yet.
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your GF around 24/7?
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about interrupting us
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296. Right, but they said they're
from Greater City Water,
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confidence has evaporated.
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offer from last week,
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318. I've seen this a thousand times.
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old firm from New York.
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327. Yeah, they're like
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and Shonda Rhimes combined.
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329. Oh, no, they brought her.
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331. She looks like you used to.
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332. That is Audra Levine.
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could've had, almost had,
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your ridiculous choices.
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338. - Levine.
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who have no friends,
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slumming it out here?
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366. Well, Greater City Water
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and now you're here.
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foundation at your jawline,
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knowing that you're a loser.
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398. And so scary.
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403. There you go.
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404. - Great.
- All right.
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- Hey.
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you were telling me about?
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not going to like it.
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it'd be fun to hang out
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427. Okay, that's not hot any more.
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428. You're hired.
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429. Here's your apron, my lady.
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430. You got a great girl here, Serrano.
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- Nah...
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440. But I made homemade tagliatelle.
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441. - From scratch?
- Mm-hmm.
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443. - Leave after dinner.
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- Sure.
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449. Oh, no, this is so
weird, I don't know you.
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451. Yeah, lots of people
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check your facts on that.
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453. Look, I know that I'm
blackmailing you a little,
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that's not an appropriate
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I grew up with named Audra.
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468. I mean, she hates me.
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469. She really hates me.
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470. I mean, it's because
I'm smarter than her.
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471. She's so insecure, I mean,
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472. she went to Cornell, which as you know,
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473. is like the community college
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474. of Ivy League schools.
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475. Why even go to college?
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476. Like join the Navy.
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477. Mmm, this is so good.
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478. - Thank you.
- Anyway,
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479. she's always hated me,
she'll do anything to beat me,
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480. and now she has all the resources
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481. of a powerful law firm behind her.
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482. I feel so bad
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483. because I promised all these
people that I'd help them,
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484. and I-I didn't know they'd
bring in, like, the big guns.
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485. I also feel bad
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486. because I'm working with Josh,
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487. you know, the guy that
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488. you lied to. Oh.
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489. Yeah, that Josh, and I'm just,
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490. I'm terrified if I fail
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491. that he will lose all respect for me.
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492. Hey, look, no matter
what, I believe in you,
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493. and that's what matters, right?
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494. No.
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495. Okay, uh, honey, you have
Bert, your water expert, right?
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496. And you have all his
research, which you verified.
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497. You have plaintiffs
from all over the Valley.
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498. You're case is rock solid.
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499. I just wish I had that one
piece of irrefutable evidence.
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500. You'll find it.
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501. Thanks for listening.
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502. Yeah.
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503. Okay, you can sleep at
the foot of my bed tonight.
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504. - Really?
- Yeah.
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505. Like a dog?
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506. Yes, Trent, like a dog.
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507. Okay.
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508. Ugh, please don't look that excited.
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509. It's just how I look.
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510. You let him sleep on your floor?
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511. Uh, it's fine, he didn't touch me.
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512. And also, it wasn't weird.
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513. I wore my bathing suit.
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514. Please forget Trent.
Where are the plaintiffs?
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515. We confirmed 50 people.
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516. Traffic wasn't this bad
coming in from the east.
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517. You don't think I should've specified
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518. that it's a legal court,
not a food court, do you?
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519. Maybe they got scared.
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520. Yeah, taking on
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521. a big corporation in
a big city is scary.
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522. Maybe they feel like they
don't deserve to be heard.
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523. You spend your whole life bottling away
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524. what you need to let out.
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525. Like a dormant volcano
just waiting to erupt.
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526. What is up with you lately?
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527. I don't know.
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528. Oh, look, Josh. Hi, Josh.
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529. Oh, there's Josh, he's going to think
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530. I'm such a loser.
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531. Hey, Josh, hi.
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532. Hi. Wow, where is everyone?
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533. Wow, where is everyone?
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534. I was just in the snack-bar,
there's no one in there.
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535. But don't worry, I got Skittles,
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536. so I wouldn't get
chocolate on my new suit.
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537. Isn't it great?
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538. It was expensive, so I
put it on my credit card,
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539. 'cause... I know we're going to win.
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540. Yes, that is right,
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541. we are going to win this, big man.
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542. - Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
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543. Oh, a person.
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544. Ugh, God, it's just White
Josh and his eight-pack.
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545. What are you doing here?
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546. Uh, I came for moral support.
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547. Oh, for Josh.
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548. No, dude.
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549. Came to support you.
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550. As friends, don't worry.
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551. I'm not going to grab your
junk in public or anything.
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552. Don't do that.
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553. - J.K., dude.
- J.K.?
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554. J.K. Rowling?
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555. J.K., just kidding.
Stands for just kidding.
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556. - Oh, just kidding.
- WiJo.
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557. - Oh.
- Oh, hey, buddy.
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558. Hey.
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559. This is a disaster.
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560. No one showed.
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561. Josh is going to lose
all respect for me.
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562. Okay.
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563. All right, I'm just going to ovary-up,
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564. and I'm going tell Josh that
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565. this didn't work out, and...
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566. And Monrovia is here.
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567. El Monte is here.
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568. South El Monte is here.
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569. North El Monte is here.
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570. Josh...
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571. all the El Montes are here.
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572. Sorry we were late.
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573. There was traffic on the 10.
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574. Anyway, we are here to
stand up for our rights.
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575. We deserve hot water and
decent water pressure.
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576. And we deserve clean dishes.
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577. What is that?
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578. And we'll ride Dr. Von
Dark's Tunnel Of Terror!
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579. Good idea, Baldwin Park.
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580. Yeah!
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581. What?
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582. You ready?
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583. Well, back to the ol' ecstasy factory.
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584. Excuse me.
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585. What are you looking for?
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586. Uh, oh, wait,
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587. I found it.
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588. It's that water trial
that Rebecca's doing.
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589. It's on local cable access.
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590. I think it already started.
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591. Your Honor,
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592. we are all here today,
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593. to try and redress an
egregious injustice.
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594. Here you go.
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595. - Bingo
- Hey, look at that!
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596. It's Rebecca on the TV.
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597. She's one of our regulars.
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598. The one that orders those
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599. custom cheeseburger pizzas.
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600. Look, everyone, look!
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601. It is classic case of the
common man being exploited
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602. by corporate interests.
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603. And I will prove today...
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604. Man, she looks hot in her
little legal outfit, right?
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605. I'd pound that gavel.
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606. Guys, nobody wants to
watch this silly trial.
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607. What are you...
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608. Hey!
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609. Yes, they do.
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610. You may call your first witness.
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611. Okay, it looks like we've
missed opening arguments,
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612. but Rebecca's about to
present her witnesses.
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613. I call to the stand, Joshua Chan.
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614. That's Josh!
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615. Hey, he's also one of our regulars.
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616. He drinks his beer
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617. right out of the bottle.
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618. - I love that guy.
- Shh!
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619. I'm just trying to hear the testimony.
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620. Now, Josh, can you confirm
What is your problem?
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621. That you were the first person
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622. to alert the council of this problem?
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623. Uh, yes, I can confirm
that I was the one
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624. who alerted Ms. Bunch
to the water situation.
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625. We noticed the hot water
going out about a month ago.
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626. And I told my wife, "I hate you,
what did you do to the water"?
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627. Then I realized it wasn't her fault.
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628. We just thought, "Hey,
we're from Alhambra.
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629. Maybe we just don't deserve a
fancy Los Angeles hot shower."
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630. Let me be the first
person to tell you, you do.
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631. She's doing great.
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632. Greg, you see how
great our girl is doing?
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633. Not my girl.
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634. Not interested.
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635. Next, I would like to call to the stand
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636. a former employee of Greater City Water,
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637. and a water technology expert...
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638. That's me.
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639. Excuse me.
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640. Bert, thank you so much
for being here today.
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641. My pleasure.
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642. Oh, and thank you for
buying me this new suit.
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643. It feels so good against my bare skin.
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644. I don't believe in underwear.
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645. So those documents
you have in your hand,
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646. tell me, what are those, Bert?
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647. That is research that I've
been compiling for years.
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648. First, when I worked
at Greater City Water,
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649. and then when I worked
on a very extensive
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650. independent research project
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651. nobody asked for or wanted to read.
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652. That is, until you, Ms. Bunch.
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653. Your Honor, I present
exhibits A through X.
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654. Careful with that.
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655. Your witness, Ms. Levine.
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656. Oh, my God, look,
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657. the scary opposing
lawyer's coming over now.
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658. Boo!
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659. Scary lawyer lady, boo.
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660. You suck.
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661. I do not like the look of her.
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662. It looks like she orders
everything on the side.
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663. Hello, Bert.
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664. Hello, Ms. Lawyer.
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665. What is your degree in?
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666. Advanced hydro-engineering.
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667. I have two Ph.D.s, as a matter of fact.
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668. Wow, impressive.
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669. Those are excellent credentials.
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670. Thank you.
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671. And how long did you work
at Greater City Water?
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672. 15 years.
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673. Great, and how long have you
been a diagnosed schizophrenic?
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674. 16 years.
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675. No further questions, Your Honor.
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676. Wait, what?
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677. Oh, no.
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678. Oh, man.
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679. Thought you weren't interested.
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680. I'm not.
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681. Your Honor, uh,
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682. may we take a brief recess?
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683. Yes, a-a recess so that I can go home.
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684. The court will sit in recess.
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685. He has a diagnosed of what... ?
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686. What am I going to do?
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687. She just knocked out Bert.
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688. I mean, we can't lose him,
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689. he's most of our case.
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690. No, Trent, uh-uh, uh-uh, not now.
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691. Tucked in turtleneck.
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692. That's not a look you see every day.
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693. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, babe,
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694. but I have something for you.
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695. That's really sweet, but
I'm not hungry right now.
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696. No, I didn't cook today.
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697. Instead, I hacked into the
Greater City Water server,
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698. and I got you these.
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699. These are e-mails.
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700. These are e-mails that...
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701. that clearly expose a cover-up.
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702. Yeah.
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703. Oh...
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704. Oh, my God.
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705. This is great.
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706. This is great, we can
win the case with these.
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707. Can I sleep in the bed now?
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708. No.
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709. Uh, just let me answer.
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710. I mean, these are amazing.
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711. We, we could win the case in a second.
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712. Trent, Trent, Trent.
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713. Oh, thank you so much,
um, but now, please leave.
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714. Okay. Good luck.
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715. Yeah, okay.
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716. He looks like a Kennedy,
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717. but a sober one.
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718. Yeah, I figured it out.
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719. It's like if two Kennedy cousins mated.
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720. Totally. Yeah.
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721. Okay, listen, I want
you to win this case
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722. more than anyone,
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723. but if anybody finds
out that this is stolen,
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724. you, you are in big trouble.
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725. I mean, who's going to tell them, Trent?
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726. He won't, especially if I let
him sleep in the bed tonight.
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727. Paula, we need this to win.
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728. All those people are counting on us.
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729. Think about it,
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730. if Audra Levine had
these, would she use it?
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731. Yes, because she is a monster.
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732. Be seated.
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733. Recess has ended.
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734. Ms. Bunch, do you
have any more evidence,
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735. or are you ready for
your closing statement?
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736. Yes, Your Honor.
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737. I, um...
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738. I... would...
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739. I...
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740. Something's wrong.
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741. What's going on?
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742. I, um...
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743. Let's play slaps.
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744. Ha.
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745. When I grow up,
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746. I'm going to be the best at everything.
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747. Me, too.
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748. I'm going to get into
all the best colleges.
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749. I'm going to get all the best jobs.
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750. I'm going to live in the best house,
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751. and the best second house.
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752. Well, I'm going to be the happiest.
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753. What? That's stupid.
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754. Who cares about being happy?
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755. Your Honor, what's going on?
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756. Is she having a stroke?
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757. Why is she staring at me?
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758. Ms. Bunch?
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759. Yes.
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760. Sorry.
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761. Your Honor,
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762. this case really comes
down to a few simple facts,
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763. and one of the most important facts
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764. is that people who live
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765. not 45 minutes from here,
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766. two hours in rush hour, are being
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767. relentlessly exploited
by a big fancy, greedy,
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768. Los Angeles corporation.
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769. Now, our documents prove that,
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770. and I hope you don't
rule out Bert's evidence
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771. just because, you know,
he's got a few issues.
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772. Don't we all?
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773. Yeah.
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774. You know...
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775. six months ago,
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776. I would have tried this
case very differently...
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777. but now, I'm a resident
of the San Gabriel Valley,
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778. and... all I can do
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779. is hold myself to the same standard
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780. of integrity and honesty
of the people I represent.
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781. Your Honor,
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782. this is a community of
decent, hardworking people,
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783. and they deserve a voice
just as much as anyone else.
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784. So no matter what happens
today, win or lose,
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785. I'm going to continue to fight for them
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786. until they receive justice.
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787. That's all I got.
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788. Did you see that?
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789. She's crazy.
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790. Who goes into a courtroom
and says all of that?
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791. She's... she's...
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792. Oh, my God, I know what's happening.
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793. - What?
- Look,
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794. I've seen a lot of Hallmark movies
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795. and the look on people's faces
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796. before they run and
confess their feelings,
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797. that's... your face.
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798. No, no, no.
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799. I used to like her, but...
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800. But... you still do,
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801. and I don't want to be your backup plan.
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802. At are you saying?
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803. I'm saying...
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804. Love?
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805. Who are you all of a sudden?
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806. Shut up and listen to my wise reprise.
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807. Go see her, okay?
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808. Be seated.
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809. Recess has ended.
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810. We are back in session.
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811. Ms. Bunch.
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812. I would like to begin by saying,
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813. I truly admire your
dedication to your clients,
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814. and the amount of passion
that you have for this case.
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815. But I am afraid that Ms.
Levine and her colleagues
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816. have raised sufficient
doubts about your evidence,
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817. and therefore,
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818. I must find in favor of the defendants,
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819. Greater City Water.
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820. Thank you, this court is adjourned.
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821. Yes!
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822. Excellent.
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823. Hi, everyone.
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824. Um,
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825. everyone, I, uh...
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826. I'm sorry.
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827. I'm really sorry.
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828. I don't understand.
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829. They're not mad at me?
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830. Mad at you?
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831. You stood up to the bully.
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832. You gave them a voice.
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833. I am so proud of you.
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834. Um, I'm just going to pack up.
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835. I'll meet you outside, okay?
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836. Well, it was a thrill
going up against you.
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837. Thank you, Audra.
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838. Especially, because now,
I think we can agree,
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839. that I've just won, in general.
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840. Yes, yes, you have.
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841. But here's the thing.
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842. You beat someone who
doesn't exist any more.
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843. Yeah, I don't care. A win's a win.
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844. Hey, Audra.
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845. Take care of yourself, okay?
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846. I know how hard your life can be.
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847. Don't forget to be happy,
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848. 'cause... that's really important.
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849. I am happy.
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850. I'm so happy.
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851. This is what happy feels like.
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852. This is what happy feels like.
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853. Why aren't you happy?
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854. Why aren't you happy? Okay.
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855. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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856. Wait, Josh.
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857. Look, I am so sorry.
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858. I'm sorry I asked you to hide.
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859. It was not right.
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860. I am bisexual!
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861. I'm going for drinks with this gay man,
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862. whom I have a crush on.
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863. He's way out of your league... nice job.
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864. Hey, back off, dude.
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865. He looks like Tom Selleck.
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866. Sorry about that.
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867. Well, should we go for that drink?
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868. Yes, we... Right there.
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869. - Under, yeah, there you go.
- Okay.
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870. Ms. Bunch? I'm Paul Ramirez
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871. from the metro desk at the paper.
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872. You might have lost,
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873. but I think you've uncovered
the biggest local story
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874. since the City of Bell scandal,
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875. and I promise you,
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876. we're going to get to the bottom of it.
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877. We will not less this go.
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878. Great.
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879. Hey, um...
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880. This should help get you started.
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881. You didn't get that from me.
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882. I mean, you, look, you
did get that from me,
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883. but if anyone asks you,
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884. - "Did you get... "
- No, I get it, I get it.
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885. Right, you get phrases, right.
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886. Okay.
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887. Hey.
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888. Hey.
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889. I, uh,
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890. brought you some chocolate.
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891. We can mess up our clothes, now.
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892. Thanks.
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893. Hey, um, I'm sorry.
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894. Stop.
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895. You were brave.
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896. You were like... Rocky.
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897. Or...
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898. Creed, at-at least.
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899. But, but which I loved.
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900. Rebecca.
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901. You're not... perfect.
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902. No one is.
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903. You tried really hard today.
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904. I just wanted to make everyone happy.
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905. And, I don't know,
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906. I wanted you to be proud of me.
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907. You wanted me to be... proud of you?
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908. I didn't know you thought
about me that much.
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909. Of course I do.
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910. Well, do you think about me, like, too?
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911. Oh, Greg, I'm sorry.
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912. You're a nice guy, you really are,
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913. but, I mean, those two in there,
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914. they were just meant to be.
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915. I mean, you have to see that now.
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916. Okay, I understand, but
are you sure I have to go?
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917. Yes, Trent.
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918. But I never got a chance
to read you something.
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919. I wrote you a letter.
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920. Okay, fine.
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921. Okay.
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922. Nope, uh-uh.
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