1. Here, nobody, here.Copy !req
2. Always, alone.Copy !req
3. 38th district is sunny,Copy !req
4. Slight rock showers.Copy !req
5. Chance of rock showers today is 20%.Copy !req
6. 39th district is cloudy,Copy !req
7. Chance of rock showers
this afternoon is 10%.Copy !req
8. Bebop, here, here! Welcome!Copy !req
9. Chance of rock showers today is 90%...Copy !req
10. Now, it's time for today's news topics.Copy !req
11. Today, we'll discuss the
mysterious land paintings...Copy !req
12. that suddenly appeared in
what was South America.Copy !req
13. As usual, we have commentaries by a
researcher of supernatural phenomena...Copy !req
14. Me, Yuuri Kellerman.Copy !req
15. Yuuri, about these land paintings...Copy !req
16. Yes, yes. Well, I believe that it
was some sort of a message.Copy !req
17. Um, who would it be from...?
Can it be...?Copy !req
18. Aliens!
It has to be from aliens!Copy !req
19. However, the land paintings were drawn
by lasers coming from satellites...Copy !req
20. The police think it was a prank pulled
by a hacker who got into the satellite.Copy !req
21. They already have a bounty of
8 million woolongs on the culprit...Copy !req
22. Listen carefully, The bounty of 8 million
is a conspiracy of the government.Copy !req
23. Even if it WAS drawn by a laser,
there IS the possibility...Copy !req
24. that aliens put a message
into the brain of that hacker.Copy !req
25. Once again, the government is
hiding something from us.Copy !req
26. I see... A secret cult...Copy !req
27. Yes! And THAT is the mystery that I
have been searching for all this time!Copy !req
28. I'll pass on this one after all.Copy !req
29. You're leaving me alone with her?Copy !req
30. Nothing wrong with it.
She's gung-ho about it.Copy !req
31. I'm not the type to be
led around by women.Copy !req
32. Then lead HER around.Copy !req
33. I'm even less the type to do that.Copy !req
34. It's easier to...Copy !req
35. divide 8 million
between two than three.Copy !req
36. Here we go.Copy !req
37. I'm appalled. You're afraid of hackers?Copy !req
38. I just hate tedious work like that.Copy !req
39. Guys cheap enough to hack into things
are depressed pale fatsos with glasses.Copy !req
40. And I'm sure he's a demented
otaku with smelly feet.Copy !req
41. Piece of cake!Copy !req
42. Do you have something
against someone like that?Copy !req
43. I mean, they might've all been
like that when you were young...Copy !req
44. You're saying I look older than you?Copy !req
45. You can't tell a woman's age
just by looking at her.Copy !req
46. Exactly.Copy !req
47. You can't tell just by looking
that I can do things like this...Copy !req
48. That's ALL I know of you.Copy !req
49. You guys make a good team.Copy !req
50. Hurry up!Copy !req
51. I'll be waiting for
a souvenir from Earth.Copy !req
52. There's nothing made
on Earth that's good.Copy !req
53. Well...Copy !req
54. About this incident...
apparently, a pretty...Copy !req
55. old artificial satellite
has been hacked into.Copy !req
56. The investigation is taking
longer than expected because...Copy !req
57. the access code to that
satellite has been long lost.Copy !req
58. Now, a commentary from Mr. Amjad.Copy !req
59. Yes, yes.Copy !req
60. About the relationship between
Earth and the hacker...Copy !req
61. Yes. Since the Gate
accident 50 years ago...Copy !req
62. the people of Earth have
migrated underground as a result...Copy !req
63. of the change in climate, namely,
moon rocks falling onto the planet.Copy !req
64. To them, the 'space network'
created by computers is...Copy !req
65. necessary for them to stay in
contact with those living in space.Copy !req
66. I see.Copy !req
67. That's becoming a foundation
to create outstanding hackers.Copy !req
68. Radical Edward!Copy !req
69. It's the police! Come out!Copy !req
70. Yeah!Copy !req
71. What? What's wrong?Copy !req
72. I saw it!Copy !req
73. Why!Copy !req
74. There's nobody in there!Copy !req
75. Mistake, mistake.Copy !req
76. Okay.Copy !req
77. This is where the satellite
was when it was hacked.Copy !req
78. This is where it could
be accessed from.Copy !req
79. I'll look at all the antennae that
can transmit light signals one by one.Copy !req
80. I'll ask around for info on any
prominent hackers in the area.Copy !req
81. Bebop's lookin' for
land picture criminal...Copy !req
82. All right!Copy !req
83. Satellite of long, long ago...Copy !req
84. Where in the world
is your access code?Copy !req
85. Okay. Let's start with all the antennae
that are currently communicating...Copy !req
86. That's probably Ed, man.Copy !req
87. I hear he's a huge guy, 2 meters tall.Copy !req
88. Supposedly, he used to
be a basketball player.Copy !req
89. Yeah, I know Ed.Copy !req
90. Radical Edward.Copy !req
91. I hear she's a very beautiful
yet whimsical hacker.Copy !req
92. No, no, that hacker is a child.Copy !req
93. A brat that loves
horrible pranks, I hear.Copy !req
94. Oh, what I heard from the lady next
door is that that hacker is gay.Copy !req
95. Hacker? You mean Ed?Copy !req
96. He's an alien!Copy !req
97. That's what everyone says!Copy !req
98. Hey, man!Copy !req
99. Can you buy some of this
as the price for the info?Copy !req
100. What is that?Copy !req
101. You don't know?Copy !req
102. It's "Piyoko," a well-known
specialty of Earth!Copy !req
103. The stolen satellites...Copy !req
104. Where are you?Copy !req
105. Huh? What's this?Copy !req
106. The information isn't
connected to Earth.Copy !req
107. It's connected only
between satellites.Copy !req
108. And nobody hacked into it...Copy !req
109. Here, nobody, here.Copy !req
110. Always, alone.Copy !req
111. A voice... inside... head...Copy !req
112. Who are you?Copy !req
113. Eh? What? What did you just say?Copy !req
114. Who, you? Here, always.Copy !req
115. Edward. A 'net diver from Earth.Copy !req
116. Earth?Copy !req
117. Yup. Hey, what's your name?Copy !req
118. I am the satellite control program
on the D-135 artificial satellite.Copy !req
119. What's that? Don't you have a nickname?Copy !req
120. Then Ed will give you one.Copy !req
121. I know!Copy !req
122. Because you're a computer,
you can be MPU!Copy !req
123. MPU! Cool name!Copy !req
124. Um...Copy !req
125. Ed is Edward Wong Hau
Pepelu Tivrusky the fourth.Copy !req
126. Ed for short.Copy !req
127. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
128. Here. A souvenir from Earth.Copy !req
129. Is this food?Copy !req
130. It makes me doubt that
they have any sense.Copy !req
131. Unlike you, I learned some information.Copy !req
132. They said that an unknown hacker named
Radical Edward is the suspicious one.Copy !req
133. It doesn't mean anything
if he's unknown.Copy !req
134. I know, more or less.Copy !req
135. It seems okay.Copy !req
136. What kinda thing is it?Copy !req
137. 2 meters tall. Ex-basketball player.
Beautiful kid.Copy !req
138. And on top of it, a gay alien.Copy !req
139. Why did you doodle on Earth?Copy !req
140. Long, long ago,
long before the Gate accident...Copy !req
141. Earth was a beautiful planet
where many people lived.Copy !req
142. And back then on Earth,
there were many...Copy !req
143. pictures like this,
and I always looked at them.Copy !req
144. I remembered those times...Copy !req
145. and I tried to recreate
at least the pictures.Copy !req
146. I see, doodles like this were
on Earth long ago, too...Copy !req
147. Yes. I recreated them with
a 2% margin of error.Copy !req
148. MPU is good at drawing.
Can Ed draw something, too?Copy !req
149. Huh? What's wrong?Copy !req
150. This is...Copy !req
151. The police are putting
out a jamming signal.Copy !req
152. Hey! MPU! He-e-e-y!Copy !req
153. Looks like the cops touched base
with Radical Edward as well.Copy !req
154. Listen! I found your bounty!Copy !req
155. What the?Copy !req
156. Bebop!Copy !req
157. The real culprit in the
satellite-jacking wasn't a hacker!Copy !req
158. Since when do we have
an interactive channel?Copy !req
159. No, that's not it.Copy !req
160. This is a real-time hack job.Copy !req
161. Who is this kid?Copy !req
162. I'll send you MPU's data now.Copy !req
163. Wait a minute, what is MPU?Copy !req
164. A friend of Ed's.Copy !req
165. Hey, do you know Ed?Copy !req
166. Yeah, because Ed is Ed.Copy !req
167. I don't care about that. Who did it?Copy !req
168. Um... I could tell you.Copy !req
169. But I have a favor to ask in return.Copy !req
170. A favor?Copy !req
171. Yeah, yeah.
Yer big sister will listen to ya later.Copy !req
172. Come on, hurry it up.Copy !req
173. I see. The A.I. from the abandoned
satellite is doodling of its own will.Copy !req
174. What? What's up?Copy !req
175. And on top of that,
it was supposedly listed as...Copy !req
176. a weather satellite,
so nobody suspected anything.Copy !req
177. Then this satellite is our bounty?Copy !req
178. Since the access code to
MPU can't be used anymore...Copy !req
179. you need to go directly,
to the satellite.Copy !req
180. And what do we do?Copy !req
181. Break the antennae that it uses to
communicate with the other satellites.Copy !req
182. Then make a direct connection
to the satellite and download MPU.Copy !req
183. And when you do, don't use computer
support for firing or flying.Copy !req
184. What? All manual?Copy !req
185. Yup. If it notices you,
all the attack satellites...Copy !req
186. connected to MPU will
automatically fire back.Copy !req
187. Is this hard?Copy !req
188. It's not just hard,
it's downright impossible.Copy !req
189. It's like playing baseball with no bat!Copy !req
190. Hey, Spike.Copy !req
191. That's the kind of stuff I like.Copy !req
192. Hey! Wait, you.
How do you know about us?Copy !req
193. I know everything.Copy !req
194. Last week, you let Ajiz, a bounty on
Mars worth 1.5 million, get away...Copy !req
195. And in Pyortle before that,
the police got to them first...Copy !req
196. Are you really that
hacker Radical Edward!Copy !req
197. Yeah. You've heard?Copy !req
198. Connect D-7 to #2. That way, the main
cannon will fire without a computer.Copy !req
199. I'm trusting you, man...Copy !req
200. Now listen. Avoid using the missile
if you can help it. It's expensive.Copy !req
201. Roger.Copy !req
202. 1200 to target.Copy !req
203. It's almost time to
cut off computer controls.Copy !req
204. Now, the only chance...Copy !req
205. Once is enough.Copy !req
206. Anyway, you can prove
that the satellite itself...Copy !req
207. and not a hacker,
is the bounty, right?Copy !req
208. Ed can do that.Copy !req
209. Anyway, please, listen to my favor.Copy !req
210. Then I'll give you all the bounty, too.Copy !req
211. Oh, you're a surprisingly good kid!Copy !req
212. That's it?Copy !req
213. Someone...Copy !req
214. How was it?Copy !req
215. Did you get it?Copy !req
216. No, I missed!Copy !req
217. The satellite in front
of it shielded the blast!Copy !req
218. Then you have to shoot
down all the satellites!Copy !req
219. ALL of them!Copy !req
220. If you don't, they'll shoot US down!Copy !req
221. ECM, eh?Copy !req
222. Cheap ones are no good after all...Copy !req
223. This is getting pointless.Copy !req
224. Approach to within 20 meters of MPU!Copy !req
225. That way, the other
satellites can't attack!Copy !req
226. However...Copy !req
227. Until then, Faye will act as a decoy.Copy !req
228. ME!Copy !req
229. Yeah, thanks!Copy !req
230. Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
231. All right, it's all yours!Copy !req
232. MPU!Copy !req
233. MPU? MPU!Copy !req
234. Oh, Ed!Copy !req
235. Ed, we meet again.Copy !req
236. They have a bounty on you, MPU.Copy !req
237. Bounty?Copy !req
238. Yup, but if we copy you and let
them catch that, you'll be all right.Copy !req
239. All right?Copy !req
240. And you must be lonely
there alone, MPU.Copy !req
241. If you come over here,
there are lots of friends.Copy !req
242. Friends?Copy !req
243. Here. It's not scary.Copy !req
244. And so, the strange end to this case.Copy !req
245. The captured criminal was
the A.I. program for...Copy !req
246. a spy satellite that was launched
before the Earth was ruined.Copy !req
247. According to government sources
from back then, it supposedly would...Copy !req
248. continue activity on its own
even without commands from Earth.Copy !req
249. Well, it was the perfect excuse for
the cops to go on a hacker hunt.Copy !req
250. But anyway, why did it start doodling on
the Earth with a laser all of a sudden?Copy !req
251. I'm sure...Copy !req
252. that was because it got lonely.Copy !req
253. Yoohoo! Bebop!Copy !req
254. Hey, over here! Hurry!Copy !req
255. Promise, promise!Copy !req
256. Well, let's get going now!Copy !req
257. But the kid is saying
something about a promise...Copy !req
258. Promises are made to be broken.Copy !req
259. Anyway, let's get going! Liftoff!Copy !req
260. Not coming, not coming.Copy !req
261. What is this? What's going on!Copy !req
262. What did you promise?Copy !req
263. It's a promise...
to be a member of the Bebop.Copy !req
264. Amigo! All you bounty hunters!Copy !req
265. It's finally time for BIG SHOT!Copy !req
266. Now, today's hot news.Copy !req
267. You've heard about the doodling
satellite that got caught, right?Copy !req
268. Of course! It had a big bounty on it!Copy !req
269. Just a few moments ago, the Earth
police made an official report.Copy !req
270. What was it?Copy !req
271. "This bounty is only for when humans
or other life forms are the targets. "Copy !req
272. "It is difficult to determine whether or
not a computer program is a life form. "Copy !req
273. "To begin with, from the viewpoint
of biological logistics..."Copy !req
274. What's that? I don't understand well.Copy !req
275. In other words, they can't
pay up on nonliving things!Copy !req
276. Oh, myCopy !req
277. To those who caught it,
I feel sorry for you!Copy !req
278. Hey, Jet, did you know that there
are three things that I hate?Copy !req
279. Whatever...Copy !req
280. Rugrats...Copy !req
281. beasts...Copy !req
282. and tomboys.Copy !req
283. Don't give me that!Copy !req
284. Why do we have all three
neatly gathered here!Copy !req
285. Ed loves Piyokos!Copy !req
286. And once again we
didn't get any bounty...Copy !req
287. Hey, wait, you're a girl?Copy !req
288. Really, nothing good comes outta Earth!Copy !req
289. Aishiteta to nageku niwa...
Too much time has passed by...Copy !req
290. amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
to lament that we were deeply in love.Copy !req
291. Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo...
The wind keeps blowing, while my heart...Copy !req
292. iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
cannot heal all the tears in it.Copy !req
293. Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure
Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.Copy !req
294. The real folk blues.Copy !req
295. Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
I only want to know what true sadness is.Copy !req
296. Doro no kawa ni tsukatta...
Sitting in muddy water...Copy !req
297. jinsei mo waruku wa nai...
isn't such a bad life...Copy !req
298. ichido kiri de owaru nara...
if it ends after the first time...Copy !req
299. No regrets about the
woman who ran away...Copy !req
300. but a small thorn
still pricks the heart.Copy !req
301. Letting one flow along
with time itself...Copy !req
302. living all alone from
that day to this.Copy !req
303. But to the sounds of
waves that come and go...Copy !req
304. the migrating birds
find their hearts drawn.Copy !req
305. Next episode: Ganymede Elegy.Copy !req
306. Jet Black will sing it up full of soul.Copy !req