1. You forgot something.Copy !req
2. A-As you can see,
I'm just some old man.Copy !req
3. Unfortunately, I don't have
any children, either...Copy !req
4. I never said it was yours.Copy !req
5. Oh, was it a customer's?
I will hold it, then...Copy !req
6. How about it?Copy !req
7. Wanna go somewhere?Copy !req
8. It's a little to early to go to bed...Copy !req
9. I'm an early riser... I sleep early.Copy !req
10. If you want a prim and proper life,
I have just the place for you.Copy !req
11. A hotel where you get three meals
and a bodyguard, all for free.Copy !req
12. I'm sure that's impossible
without a reservation.Copy !req
13. I'm talking about
Hotel PRISON, Teddy Bomber.Copy !req
14. I'd rather not, Spike Spiegel.Copy !req
15. Oh, you know me?Copy !req
16. It's a popular story among criminals...Copy !req
17. ...that we never want to be
caught by you, or by Andy.Copy !req
18. Andy?Copy !req
19. I will fulfill my objective!Copy !req
20. It won't blow up.Copy !req
21. I took out the ignition pin.Copy !req
22. 3 million woolongs,
graciously accepted.Copy !req
23. That's not the only bear.Copy !req
24. You'll die, too.Copy !req
25. I love them to death.Copy !req
26. Why do you want to
blow stuff up so much?Copy !req
27. Ya wanna know?
I am giving a warning.Copy !req
28. I am ringing a bell of warning!Copy !req
29. All right, be mindful of what I say!Copy !req
30. Andy!Copy !req
31. Andy?Copy !req
32. Call me Wyatt Earp.Copy !req
33. YOU! Teddy Bomber, serial bomber!Copy !req
34. ME?!Copy !req
35. The fact that you'd plant
a bomb here today was easy...Copy !req
36. ...for ME to figure out after
calculating YOUR criminal cycles.Copy !req
37. You don't think that's him?Copy !req
38. He's a security guard!Copy !req
39. Just look at his face!Copy !req
40. In this day and age,
a face means nothing.Copy !req
41. Then what is the basis of your theory?!Copy !req
42. That is...Copy !req
43. ...my gut instinct. Yes, INSPIRATION!Copy !req
44. Hey, wait!Copy !req
45. WAIT!Copy !req
46. OH SHIT!Copy !req
47. That's why I said Teddy Bomber
was THAT guy, you idiot!Copy !req
48. DANGEROUS!Copy !req
49. That was a close one.Copy !req
50. Giddyup!Copy !req
51. A horse?Copy !req
52. Yeah, a horse.Copy !req
53. A horse, huh?Copy !req
54. I thought something was
fishy when you said you...Copy !req
55. ...would nab that guy as
part of your foraging trip.Copy !req
56. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
57. You used up the food money for
all four of us, didn't you?Copy !req
58. Oh, come on...Copy !req
59. What did you use it on?Copy !req
60. If you think I'm lying,
explain THIS on my back!Copy !req
61. All right, I hear ya.Copy !req
62. - The horse I can believe.
- You can?Copy !req
63. But, you have to be more creative
than a cowboy in a cowboy outfit.Copy !req
64. Is that the problem?Copy !req
65. Now if he was dressed like a samurai...Copy !req
66. ...that would be more plausible.Copy !req
67. Here he is... little Andy!Copy !req
68. Little Andy is a guy in the YMCA...Copy !req
69. A Christian?Copy !req
70. Nope. Young Men's Cowboy Association!Copy !req
71. Oh? Such a thing exists?Copy !req
72. But, he got kicked out
soon after joining.Copy !req
73. The reason?Copy !req
74. Because he caused others trouble!Copy !req
75. Of course!Copy !req
76. Andy von de Oniyate...
the noble son of Oniyate Ranch.Copy !req
77. Hey, he's pretty cute.Copy !req
78. 123 cases of property damage. 89 cases
of destruction of public property.Copy !req
79. Many, many people injured.Copy !req
80. A good match for SOMEONE we know.Copy !req
81. I told you he existed!Copy !req
82. All right, I hear ya.Copy !req
83. Any reactions?Copy !req
84. None yet.Copy !req
85. However...Copy !req
86. We can't let it explode
with all these people around.Copy !req
87. His only target is the building.Copy !req
88. He's not one for murder.Copy !req
89. You think we can trust him?Copy !req
90. Guys like him are often concerned
with their sense of style.Copy !req
91. Well, this is the perfect
party to hide yourself...Copy !req
92. Did you know that a serial
bomber is gonna come here?Copy !req
93. To tell the truth, I didn't know.Copy !req
94. Well, he's coming.Copy !req
95. Hey!Copy !req
96. The world is about LOVE AND PEACE!Copy !req
97. Yo.Copy !req
98. H-How did you know it was me?Copy !req
99. This lead the way to its papa.Copy !req
100. I think I woulda known in either case.Copy !req
101. You guys just don't quit, do you?Copy !req
102. Speak for yourself.Copy !req
103. Why do you want to blow
things up so much?Copy !req
104. Ya wanna know?Copy !req
105. I am giving out a warning.Copy !req
106. Listen, in this world,
the root of all evil...Copy !req
107. A horse...Copy !req
108. A cowboy...Copy !req
109. HEY, YOU! Teddy Bomber!Copy !req
110. M-Me?!Copy !req
111. See, I told you.Copy !req
112. Or is it you over there?Copy !req
113. Do you have NO memory?Copy !req
114. We met just yesterday!Copy !req
115. I have no recollection.Copy !req
116. YOU!Copy !req
117. Um, sir, your horse
is an inconvenience...Copy !req
118. It does prove rather troublesome
for our other customers...Copy !req
119. OH! MY beloved steed Onyx
is no ordinary horse!Copy !req
120. At times, she sets my troubled mind at
ease; at others she is my chess partner.Copy !req
121. Like horses play chess!Copy !req
122. It doesn't matter either way...Copy !req
123. I detest being IGNORED!!Copy !req
124. What happened to his sense of style?!Copy !req
125. Calm down!
I'm telling you to calm down!Copy !req
126. Love and peace, man!Copy !req
127. Such a lovely horse.Copy !req
128. Do you like her?Copy !req
129. Would you like to be my escort?Copy !req
130. Now, get behind me...Copy !req
131. You little!Copy !req
132. In my life, I've never seen such a...Copy !req
133. ...tasteless room.Copy !req
134. Now, I present you with my
special Son of a Gun Stew.Copy !req
135. I'm sure you'll find
it extremely delicious.Copy !req
136. Um... So, why are you a bounty hunter?Copy !req
137. If you're so rich, uh, I mean if you
have so much comfort in your life...Copy !req
138. Why... Let's see...Copy !req
139. Because... it suits me.Copy !req
140. That feeling a cowboy gets
when he corners a bull.Copy !req
141. Oh... but you don't have to go after
such a dangerous bounty, do you?Copy !req
142. I know why nobody wants
to go after Teddy Bomber.Copy !req
143. Nobody wants to get a
piece of the explosion!Copy !req
144. You think we can worry about that?Copy !req
145. Yes! I don't worry about
things like that!Copy !req
146. Once I set my mind on something,
I can see NOTHING else!Copy !req
147. I think I've seen this
personality somewhere before...Copy !req
148. Oh, nothing...Copy !req
149. Now!Copy !req
150. Here's lookin' at...Copy !req
151. ...my reflection, kid.Copy !req
152. Cheers...Copy !req
153. Hi, I got a souvenir.Copy !req
154. Yippie! A souvenir! A souvenir!Copy !req
155. I ain't gonna eat THAT!Copy !req
156. Guess this is for dinner...Copy !req
157. I will NOT eat that!Copy !req
158. Your stomach will suffer.Copy !req
159. But, what about him
makes you so hotheaded?Copy !req
160. They're too similar.Copy !req
161. You know how similar
people hate each other.Copy !req
162. What part of me is similar
to that shit-headed idiot?!Copy !req
163. The part that makes
you damn troublesome.Copy !req
164. Oh, Big Shot has already started.Copy !req
165. Well, the last thing we have to tell
you is info about TB, Teddy Bomber.Copy !req
166. Can you believe it? We got a message
from him, just for this show!Copy !req
167. What? Is that for real?Copy !req
168. Um, let's see...Copy !req
169. WARNING. "This is for those
that have made fun of me. "Copy !req
170. "My next job is your last chance."Copy !req
171. "This time, I'll blow YOU up
as well, like fireworks. "Copy !req
172. My, my, he doesn't sound calm.Copy !req
173. "That is, if you know
where I will set up next. "Copy !req
174. "Heh, heh, heh."Copy !req
175. "And lastly, I will tell
you my true intent..."Copy !req
176. Whoops! Looks like time is up for us.
That's all for today,Copy !req
177. I'm sorry I couldn't
read all of it, TB.Copy !req
178. Well, until next time...Copy !req
179. Good luck!Copy !req
180. The next one's in City Hall...Copy !req
181. You figured it out already?Copy !req
182. TB is blowing up tall buildings
starting with the tallest one...Copy !req
183. The reason was THAT simple?Copy !req
184. What are you gonna do?
I'm getting outta this one!Copy !req
185. I'm gonna pass, too.Copy !req
186. Spike, what are you going to do?Copy !req
187. Like you have to ask?Copy !req
188. LATE!Copy !req
189. Dammit! If they think they can get away
with this, they are sorely mistaken...Copy !req
190. You alone?Copy !req
191. How dare you take so
much time to get here!Copy !req
192. Wait!Copy !req
193. Wrong guy...Copy !req
194. I have never intended
humans as targets!Copy !req
195. But, you guys are different!Copy !req
196. Guys like you deserve...Copy !req
197. He's here...Copy !req
198. YOU! It was you!Copy !req
199. So you finally remember me.Copy !req
200. - You always...
- You ALWAYS butt in and get in my way!Copy !req
201. YOU'RE the one that's in the way!Copy !req
202. Now that I have both of
you here, I will tell you.Copy !req
203. The reason why I continue to
blow buildings up. That is because...Copy !req
204. Today, we are going to settle
the score once and for all.Copy !req
205. WHAT?! That's MY line!Copy !req
206. Listen to what I have to say!!Copy !req
207. Shut up!Copy !req
208. And you are? WHO ARE YOU?!Copy !req
209. C-Can't you guys put some
effort into your work?!Copy !req
210. We have to catch HIM first!Copy !req
211. Wait!Copy !req
212. You guys take me too lightly,Copy !req
213. That elevator's doors
will never open again.Copy !req
214. And once it starts moving,
that's the end. It will never stop.Copy !req
215. At the top floor, my cute
little bears will greet you.Copy !req
216. So, the moment that the elevator
reaches the top floor...Copy !req
217. BOOM!Copy !req
218. Well, live what little you have
of your life left without regret!Copy !req
219. Farewell, and good luck.Copy !req
220. Rest assured.Copy !req
221. I understand...
I KNOW how he does things.Copy !req
222. Don't worry. I know how he does...Copy !req
223. This afternoon, I reverted
the secret emergency...Copy !req
224. ...code that had been changed. YEAH!Copy !req
225. I reverted it this afternoon!Copy !req
226. Change after change...Copy !req
227. ...means it's back to
where it started!!Copy !req
228. Stop, you idiot!Copy !req
229. What do we do, what do we do?!
OH, NO!!Copy !req
230. Wah, stop, shit, it's too tight!Copy !req
231. YOU are in the way!Copy !req
232. What?! Get outta the way, dammit!!Copy !req
233. Farewell...Copy !req
234. Come to think of it,
they were brave young men...Copy !req
235. They're climbing...
those two monkeys...Copy !req
236. They like high places.Copy !req
237. So they ARE similar...Copy !req
238. Let's just go back...Copy !req
239. Then I'll go turn him in.Copy !req
240. YOU don't even deserve
to be called a cowboy.Copy !req
241. I will never forgive you.Copy !req
242. WOW!Copy !req
243. I lose...Copy !req
244. That was some punch!Copy !req
245. You are a true cowboy.Copy !req
246. As of today, I will
no longer be a cowboy.Copy !req
247. This really is a hats-off!Copy !req
248. So... what are ya gonna do now?Copy !req
249. I will no doubt find
a new way of life...Copy !req
250. See you, Space Cowboy!Copy !req
251. Well, it was only a rich boy's hobby.Copy !req
252. His level... no... rank...
was really no match for me.Copy !req
253. Hey, are ya listening?Copy !req
254. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
255. So, he just wasn't any enemy of mine.Copy !req
256. Of course, I never had
him in my line of sight.Copy !req
257. - Hey, are ya listening?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
258. But anyway...Copy !req
259. Why did you want to blow
stuff up so much?Copy !req
260. I wanted to give a warning...Copy !req
261. ...against all the unnecessary waste
created by capitalism lacking philosophy.Copy !req
262. Planets that needlessly get colonized.Copy !req
263. Media that needlessly get circulated.Copy !req
264. And buildings that are needlessly
tall to symbolize all of this!Copy !req
265. And by destroying them,
I wanted to raise...Copy !req
266. ...the question of how
a true pioneer should be.Copy !req
267. Wait, wait, WAIT!Copy !req
268. Andy!Copy !req
269. Call me... MUSASHI!Copy !req
270. Go, JIROUMARU!Copy !req
271. But...Copy !req
272. It was all a waste, wasn't it?Copy !req
273. Aishiteta to nageku niwa...
Too much time has passed by...Copy !req
274. ...amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
...to lament that we were deeply in love.Copy !req
275. Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo...
The wind keeps blowing, while my heart...Copy !req
276. ...iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
...cannot heal all the tears in it.Copy !req
277. Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure
Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.Copy !req
278. The real folk blues.Copy !req
279. Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
I only want to know what true sadness is.Copy !req
280. Doro no kawa ni tsukatta...
Sitting in muddy water...Copy !req
281. ...jinsei mo waruku wa nai...
...isn't such a bad life...Copy !req
282. ...ichido kiri de owaru nara...
...if it ends after the first time...Copy !req
283. So, did you pay close attention
to me and my wonderful role?Copy !req
284. Hey, wait a minute...Copy !req
285. Now, the next episode,
the next story...Copy !req
286. Why are YOU doing the preview?Copy !req
287. Once again, it's time for me, Andy,
to have an active role in the story!Copy !req
288. Your turn on the stage is already over!Copy !req
289. Now that I'm a space samurai, watch me
completely crush cowboys left and right!Copy !req
290. You're not appearing
in the show anymore!Copy !req
291. Next episode of Cowboy Bebop:
Andy Strikes Back!Copy !req
292. The title is nothing like that!Copy !req
293. Please look forward to it!Copy !req