1. Frozen, frozen, hard.Copy !req
2. No good after all...Copy !req
3. It's full of dioxins.Copy !req
4. I had saved this as
evidence a while back...Copy !req
5. Don't eat it,
you malnutritioned kid!!Copy !req
6. Then you want to catch a fraud?
A matrimonial fraud?Copy !req
7. Guess I have no choice.Copy !req
8. What kinda fraud? Is it big?Copy !req
9. Smallest of the small fry.Copy !req
10. I don't think Spike
will be up for this...Copy !req
11. Ed wants chicken kabobs!Copy !req
12. Guess I'll do it alone.Copy !req
13. You have GOT to be kidding!Copy !req
14. Give me a break...Copy !req
15. This stinks!Copy !req
16. Really...Copy !req
17. Weren't you taught that you
should wipe your own butt?Copy !req
18. I've been thinking of who
you remind me of...Copy !req
19. I know now.
That guy with the thin eyebrows...Copy !req
20. Whitney Hagas Matsumoto.Copy !req
21. I wonder why I suddenly
was reminded of him...Copy !req
22. Do you want to know something about
my past that nobody else knows?Copy !req
23. Miss Manley, does she look
resuscitated to you?Copy !req
24. Yes, she does, Doctor.Copy !req
25. Miss Manley, does she look
like an old woman to you?Copy !req
26. No, she doesn't, Doctor.Copy !req
27. Do you think she has been
successfully defrosted?Copy !req
28. I believe so, Doctor.Copy !req
29. Can you hear me?Copy !req
30. I am Doctor Baccus.Copy !req
31. Baccus, as in the Baccus that
drowned more humans than Neptune.Copy !req
32. Do you know about him?Copy !req
33. But I used to be an alcoholic.
Baccus was drowning thanks to Baccus.Copy !req
34. Hey, that was great!Copy !req
35. All right, open wide...Copy !req
36. No problems. You have no wounds left,
and the cells are dividing nicely.Copy !req
37. Now... you only have
one problem to solve.Copy !req
38. Oh, it's just a simple process.Copy !req
39. The 30 million for the basic operation,
and 54 years' worth of interest.Copy !req
40. Hey, how much is that?Copy !req
41. 273 million... add to that the hospital
fees for a total of 300,028,000 woolongs.Copy !req
42. Yes, if you pay up that much,
you will be free. Do you understand?Copy !req
43. I don't understand...Copy !req
44. Yes, that's it...Copy !req
45. WHAT?!Copy !req
46. Where is this?Copy !req
47. Who am I?Copy !req
48. Miss Manley?Copy !req
49. She is not acting, Doctor.Copy !req
50. I am Whitney Hagas Matsumoto,
your lawyer.Copy !req
51. Lawyer?Copy !req
52. At the request of the Totus Insurance
Company, I did some research on your past.Copy !req
53. Miss Faye Valentine.Copy !req
54. Is that really my name?Copy !req
55. It's a lovely name.Copy !req
56. It suits you very well.Copy !req
57. ...and?Copy !req
58. How much of your memory
do you still have?Copy !req
59. This is a TV...Copy !req
60. ...this is a hot water pot...Copy !req
61. ...and this is a cellular phone.Copy !req
62. I know everything...Copy !req
63. ...except about myself.Copy !req
64. I see.Copy !req
65. And?Copy !req
66. According to the materials that
remain, when you were 20...Copy !req
67. ...well, you are still 20...Copy !req
68. ...you seem to have been
involved in a serious accident.Copy !req
69. Accident?Copy !req
70. Such that medical technology back
then could not completely cure you...Copy !req
71. I'm totally fine, as you can see...Copy !req
72. Not a scratch on my body...Copy !req
73. Wait, what do you mean,
"back then"?Copy !req
74. That was 54 years ago.Copy !req
75. You have been in cold-sleep, or rather
cryogenically preserved, to this day.Copy !req
76. And you were able to reawaken now that
you could get the treatment you needed.Copy !req
77. Just like Sleeping Beauty.Copy !req
78. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
79. I am being serious.Copy !req
80. Then this is a dream...Copy !req
81. No, it is definitely 2068 now.Copy !req
82. And this isn't a TV...Copy !req
83. ...but a washing machine.Copy !req
84. And this isn't a hot water pot...Copy !req
85. ...but an automatic
face-washing machine.Copy !req
86. And this is not a telephone,
but a thermometer.Copy !req
87. You put this round segment
in your mouth...Copy !req
88. Don't mock me!Copy !req
89. You just start saying stuff like that,
and you expect me to believe...Copy !req
90. Body temperature: 34.5 degrees Celsius.
Pulse: 54. Blood pressure: 40/75.Copy !req
91. - Still low.
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
92. Your memories end back when cellular
telephones still looked like this.Copy !req
93. Then tell me!Copy !req
94. What kind of accident?!
What was I like before then?!Copy !req
95. Who am I?!Copy !req
96. Calm down.
If you get excited, you...Copy !req
97. What?! What is going to happen...Copy !req
98. You'll get sleepy.Copy !req
99. Would you like one?Copy !req
100. Hey!Copy !req
101. Hey!!Copy !req
102. HEY!!Copy !req
103. W-Wait!Copy !req
104. Miss Valentine!Copy !req
105. Wait!Copy !req
106. Don't get near me!Copy !req
107. What can you do by running away?!Copy !req
108. Miss Valentine...Copy !req
109. I can't pay 300 million...Copy !req
110. It's unreasonable for them to
choose to resuscitate me...Copy !req
111. ...and then expect me
to pay the debt.Copy !req
112. I don't even know
anything about myself...Copy !req
113. What should I do?Copy !req
114. We can take it slow about the debt.Copy !req
115. I will help you.Copy !req
116. Your memory might come
back to you someday.Copy !req
117. If you keep living,
you might meet someone wonderful.Copy !req
118. What... is this?Copy !req
119. An ID.Copy !req
120. This way, if you die,
or if you forget yourself...Copy !req
121. ...they will know who you
are and where you're from.Copy !req
122. And I don't have that...Copy !req
123. What?!Copy !req
124. The collection agency!Copy !req
125. The insurance company got impatient!Copy !req
126. What are we going to do?!Copy !req
127. At this rate, we're both doomed.Copy !req
128. You should get out of the car and run.Copy !req
129. What about you?Copy !req
130. We'll meet up at the
Doctor's place. All right?Copy !req
131. Why are you helping me?Copy !req
132. The prince must protect
his sleeping beauty.Copy !req
133. We just went through the paperwork.Copy !req
134. He told us to hand you all of his
assets if something happened to him...Copy !req
135. If you give us a thumbprint here,
everything he owns will be yours.Copy !req
136. Whitney...Copy !req
137. You really cared for me...Copy !req
138. Now, put your thumb here.Copy !req
139. Why are the numbers all red?Copy !req
140. Well, they say that debt is an asset...Copy !req
141. Debt...Copy !req
142. You have GOT to be kidding!Copy !req
143. I was stupid back then,
now that I think about it.Copy !req
144. I mean, he risked
his life to save me...Copy !req
145. His debt was nothing compared to mine.Copy !req
146. It really wasn't that much...Copy !req
147. You were there the whole time?Copy !req
148. Your story was way too long.Copy !req
149. You are a horrible woman.Copy !req
150. I'm sure that guy is
weeping in the afterlife...Copy !req
151. ...now that you ran away
without paying the debt.Copy !req
152. I can't help it.
It's not a sum that I can pay off.Copy !req
153. Now you're being defiant about it.Copy !req
154. I've got some nerve, alright...
I'm much older than you are.Copy !req
155. Your past is all lies.
What was that about Romani?Copy !req
156. Did you make this story up, too?Copy !req
157. It's neither a lie, nor a fake.Copy !req
158. I just don't know the truth.Copy !req
159. Like I can help it.Copy !req
160. Welcome back!Copy !req
161. This guy is known as
the "Madam Killer."Copy !req
162. Well, he's just a cheap
matrimonial fraud...Copy !req
163. Sure doesn't look like one.Copy !req
164. Well, I can do a good job
even by myself.Copy !req
165. Got that?Copy !req
166. Whitney Hagas Matsumoto...Copy !req
167. H-Hey... long time no see...Copy !req
168. What kinda relationship do they have
that she wants to talk to him alone?Copy !req
169. Apparently it's a pretty
deep relationship.Copy !req
170. An old guy of hers?Copy !req
171. They were made for each other.Copy !req
172. You seem very, VERY well,
Mister Lawyer.Copy !req
173. Is it because I'm fat?
Isn't that a biased opinion?Copy !req
174. I demand an explanation.Copy !req
175. I got a fat implant
after that accident.Copy !req
176. Got a little incision around
the armpit, and had it squeezed in...Copy !req
177. NOT THAT!Copy !req
178. It's been three years?Copy !req
179. You look healthy, I'm glad.Copy !req
180. Yea, I'm sure you are.Copy !req
181. Did you think that you completely
reinvented yourself by doing that?Copy !req
182. I wanted to start over...Copy !req
183. ...start everything over...Copy !req
184. And so you went with matrimonial fraud.Copy !req
185. To think you're a bounty hunter...
This must have been destined.Copy !req
186. So everyone was in on it?Copy !req
187. Back then, I couldn't do anything else.
Because he sheltered me, the doctor...Copy !req
188. Maybe it was better
to have been caught.Copy !req
189. I couldn't wish for anything more than
having you hand me over to the police.Copy !req
190. You think it's all right
to leave them alone?Copy !req
191. You worried about her?Copy !req
192. I just thought that she
might let him go.Copy !req
193. Does she have that much
sympathy in her heart?Copy !req
194. Women as insistent as her
tend to be the ones...Copy !req
195. ...who get emotionally
swayed by their exes.Copy !req
196. Is that so?Copy !req
197. Women don't work on reason.Copy !req
198. Welcome, visitors!Copy !req
199. So are you the ones
that reported to us?Copy !req
200. Yeah, I want to claim a bounty.Copy !req
201. I see.Copy !req
202. Miss Manley, prepare to rendezvous.Copy !req
203. Yes, Inspector.Copy !req
204. I'm glad I was able to
meet you one last time.Copy !req
205. Take care...Copy !req
206. I won't hand you over to them!Copy !req
207. It's all right.Copy !req
208. You really don't have to mind me!Copy !req
209. Are they ready to depart already?Copy !req
210. Is she gonna let him go?Copy !req
211. She might be letting him go.Copy !req
212. - You wanna bet?
- We're splitting it 60-40.Copy !req
213. Dammit, hurry up, Spike!Copy !req
214. I'm trying!Copy !req
215. I-It's impossible...Copy !req
216. ...to get both of us in this!Copy !req
217. I don't care.Copy !req
218. Breathe out some more! EXHALE!Copy !req
219. Hey, wait!Copy !req
220. I'm not letting you have him!Copy !req
221. She took the guy and not the money!Copy !req
222. Jet captured him!Copy !req
223. I have to repay my debt to him.Copy !req
224. So I have the right to do what I want
with him, and the bounty on him!Copy !req
225. Amazing. She clearly
states a pointless argument...Copy !req
226. That's what I told you.
Women don't work on reason.Copy !req
227. Get me off of this thing!Copy !req
228. Are you gonna let him go?Copy !req
229. We'll see!Copy !req
230. Visitor, thanks for coming!Copy !req
231. Where are you going?Copy !req
232. What are you going to do with me?Copy !req
233. I want you to tell me the truth.Copy !req
234. Why was I there?Copy !req
235. Where does the truth end,
and where do the lies start?Copy !req
236. What are you doing?!Copy !req
237. If you're not careful,
I'll hit the pod.Copy !req
238. I'm not going to be easy on you!Copy !req
239. That's MY line!Copy !req
240. You're causing me a lot of trouble...Copy !req
241. Who am I?Copy !req
242. Do you really want to
know your own past?Copy !req
243. Are you prepared for the consequences?Copy !req
244. I am!Copy !req
245. I see...Copy !req
246. Wait a minute.Copy !req
247. Well, I don't really know myself.Copy !req
248. You're so...Copy !req
249. Who you really are, where you are
from, and where you will go.Copy !req
250. That is a question that every human
asks himself at least once in his life.Copy !req
251. And who are you?Copy !req
252. However, puberty is the only time you
need to worry about things like that.Copy !req
253. Only bored individuals think such
thoughts after a certain age.Copy !req
254. I've heard that voice before...Copy !req
255. Can you see me?Copy !req
256. Is that... the doctor and the nurse?Copy !req
257. Seems... that way.Copy !req
258. Didn't you say something like
that doctor passed away?Copy !req
259. No, no... I didn't mean it THAT way...Copy !req
260. YOU! How many lies do you have
to tell before you're satisfied?!Copy !req
261. Um... Er...Copy !req
262. You were cryogenically,
preserved there.Copy !req
263. That we are certain of.
I guarantee it.Copy !req
264. What about my past?Copy !req
265. Who in the world am I?Copy !req
266. I gave you the name Valentine.Copy !req
267. I named you after my favorite song.Copy !req
268. As for everything else, all data was
lost back in that Gate accident.Copy !req
269. So I don't know who you are, or
why you were put in cold-sleep...Copy !req
270. He wasn't a cop?Copy !req
271. The patrol ship over there.
State your department.Copy !req
272. I repeat. The patrol ship over there.Copy !req
273. State your department
and registration number.Copy !req
274. Doctor... at this rate,
we will be apprehended.Copy !req
275. It's truly unfortunate, but it's best
that we not meddle in this any longer.Copy !req
276. Let's give up.Copy !req
277. So, farewell, Whitney,
Take care of yourself.Copy !req
278. We're sorry.Copy !req
279. H-Hey, wait! Uncle! UNCLE!Copy !req
280. Uncle?Copy !req
281. I'll take my bounty here and now!Copy !req
282. There ya go!Copy !req
283. Good riddance.Copy !req
284. I guess you're getting paid back
for all the lies that you told.Copy !req
285. There is one truth that I have spoken.Copy !req
286. That I fell in love with
you while you were asleep...Copy !req
287. ...in love with a sleeping beauty.Copy !req
288. No, just kidding!Copy !req
289. I'm lying! It's a lie!Copy !req
290. Did you want me to
come back that badly?Copy !req
291. You sure got a big mouth.Copy !req
292. You were jealous.Copy !req
293. You really are a heartless woman.Copy !req
294. I guess I don't know anything
about my past anymore...Copy !req
295. Isn't that something that
really doesn't matter?Copy !req
296. You think that way
because you have a past.Copy !req
297. No matter the past,
you still have a future.Copy !req
298. What's this?Copy !req
299. Your share... of the 19,800 on his head.Copy !req
300. 19,800?Copy !req
301. The smallest of the small fry.Copy !req
302. It wasn't 198,000?Copy !req
303. I put an extra digit in there...Copy !req
304. Aishiteta to nageku niwa...
Too much time has passed by...Copy !req
305. ...amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
...to lament that we were deeply in love.Copy !req
306. Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo...
The wind keeps blowing, while my heart...Copy !req
307. ...iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
...cannot heal all the tears in it.Copy !req
308. Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure
Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.Copy !req
309. The real folk blues.Copy !req
310. Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
I only want to know what true sadness is.Copy !req
311. Doro no kawa ni tsukatta...
Sitting in muddy water...Copy !req
312. ...jinsei mo waruku wa nai...
...isn't such a bad life...Copy !req
313. ...ichido kiri de owaru nara...
...if it ends after the first time...Copy !req
314. So, the next episode
of Cowboy Bebop...Copy !req
315. ...I admit, is really
heavy and depressing.Copy !req
316. The only people that show up
are well-aged, musty men.Copy !req
317. I hate to say this,
but it is rather lackluster.Copy !req
318. Children shouldn't watch it.Copy !req
319. Ladies should avoid it, too.Copy !req
320. And to top it off, it's better
for young guys to not watch either.Copy !req
321. Next episode: Black Dog Serenade.Copy !req
322. Just to all the old guys...
make sure you watch it.Copy !req