1. Space travel log 0968.Copy !req
2. We were wasting our free time.Copy !req
3. It sounds good to call the
bounty-hunting job a "freelance" job...Copy !req
4. ...but all that means is
that we're self-employed.Copy !req
5. When we have no jobs,
we have none at all.Copy !req
6. Well, that's all a
part of our destiny...Copy !req
7. ...but it's troublesome
that we're out of money,Copy !req
8. And so, we get urges
to make quick cash...Copy !req
9. Any problem with using these?Copy !req
10. Evens!Copy !req
11. Evens, is it?Copy !req
12. No, odds after all!Copy !req
13. Odds, is it?Copy !req
14. Yeah... odds.Copy !req
15. Double ace... Even.Copy !req
16. I can't eat any more...Copy !req
17. Well, it would be easiest for
me if you paid up in cash...Copy !req
18. So, what'll it be?Copy !req
19. A man does not take back his word!Copy !req
20. That's why I told you not to do it...Copy !req
21. Humans were meant to work and
sweat for their money after all.Copy !req
22. Those that try to get rich quick...Copy !req
23. ...or live at the expense of others...Copy !req
24. ...all get divine retribution
somewhere along the way,Copy !req
25. That is the lesson...Copy !req
26. But one thing about
humans is that they...Copy !req
27. ...quickly forget the
lessons they just learned.Copy !req
28. Dammit.Copy !req
29. There was a fridge way back here?Copy !req
30. "Survival of the fittest"
is the law of the land.Copy !req
31. To fool and to be fooled
is the reason we live.Copy !req
32. I've never had anything good
happen to me when I trust others.Copy !req
33. That's the lesson.Copy !req
34. How much did you swindle?Copy !req
35. Would you stop saying things
that would hurt my reputation?Copy !req
36. He lost on his own!Copy !req
37. Because he couldn't
see through this cheat?Copy !req
38. It's part of one's skill
to see through it.Copy !req
39. At least give his clothes back to him.Copy !req
40. I'll lend them to him.Copy !req
41. Greedy, aren't we?Copy !req
42. It's rough out there in the real world.Copy !req
43. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
44. Something bit me.Copy !req
45. What do you mean, "something"?Copy !req
46. I-It wasn't a rat!Copy !req
47. Look at this! This wound on my neck!Copy !req
48. HEY!Copy !req
49. This is silly. It was a waste
of time running over here.Copy !req
50. Spike! I was bitten around that fridge!Copy !req
51. Fridge?Copy !req
52. Hmm? You have a clue?Copy !req
53. I'm sure... there was something...Copy !req
54. Nope, can't remember.Copy !req
55. You sure this is gonna work?Copy !req
56. The only thing it doesn't work on
are nearsightedness and cavities.Copy !req
57. Then it works on athlete's foot?Copy !req
58. Of course.Copy !req
59. Don't you have something more
legit that would get rid of sores?Copy !req
60. That would be this.Copy !req
61. That gets rid of sores?Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. Crush this, and you boil it
in 3 cups of water until...Copy !req
64. ...the liquid simmers down
to 1 cup, and you drink it.Copy !req
65. Spike, isn't there something more...Copy !req
66. ...different?Copy !req
67. Oh, I got just the thing.Copy !req
68. Yeah, gimme that...Copy !req
69. Gimme what you had before.Copy !req
70. Hey... I'm feeling a lot sicker now...Copy !req
71. Do I look pale?Copy !req
72. You're pretty pale to begin with.Copy !req
73. What is this awful smell?Copy !req
74. Herbal medicine.Copy !req
75. Herbal medicine? THIS?Copy !req
76. It smells like you just left a rag
that cleaned up spilt milk out to dry!Copy !req
77. I think it's more like rotten soybeans.Copy !req
78. Knock it off!
I have to drink this ya know!Copy !req
79. Oh brother.Copy !req
80. Hey now, this goes
too far for a joke...Copy !req
81. It was a rat, right?Copy !req
82. There's nothing to make a fuss about.Copy !req
83. Am I wrong?Copy !req
84. I have no clue.Copy !req
85. He seems to have gotten some poison
that's not in this database.Copy !req
86. Looking at similar poisons...Copy !req
87. Cryptosporidium...Copy !req
88. ...that's not it...Copy !req
89. Cholera?Copy !req
90. Nope...Copy !req
91. Ebola virus?Copy !req
92. Nope...Copy !req
93. Bifidobacterium?Copy !req
94. Not even close.Copy !req
95. What is it?Copy !req
96. Ein, you're being noisy.Copy !req
97. I can say for sure that
it wasn't an ordinary rat.Copy !req
98. Hey, keep it quiet.Copy !req
99. So what is it?Copy !req
100. Well, it's...Copy !req
101. A mysterious space creature!Copy !req
102. Spooky! The attack of
a horrible space creature!Copy !req
103. Oh yeah, there's that possibility...Copy !req
104. Heh... Yeah, right.Copy !req
105. Then what is it?Copy !req
106. It's not in the database.Copy !req
107. Yeah...Copy !req
108. These base-pairs are weird, too.Copy !req
109. You think so?Copy !req
110. We've never seen symptoms
like this before either.Copy !req
111. Other than a space creature,
what is it? What is it?Copy !req
112. Well... um, perhaps something like
a rat went through a mutation...Copy !req
113. ...and evolved into
some mysterious creature...Copy !req
114. ...and carried a mysterious poison...Copy !req
115. What's that about?Copy !req
116. That isn't too different from the
"mysterious space creature" theory!Copy !req
117. This is too silly.Copy !req
118. Aiya... what are we gonna do, Ein?Copy !req
119. It's a space creature!Copy !req
120. It's spooky!Copy !req
121. All right. This is made
to sense heat sources.Copy !req
122. It's usually used to find
bounties that are hiding.Copy !req
123. Can you see me?Copy !req
124. All right, I'm gonna test it,
so move just like I tell you...Copy !req
125. Ein! Where are you going?Copy !req
126. Hey, wait!Copy !req
127. HEY!Copy !req
128. That's weird... Is it broken?Copy !req
129. Was that response from you?Copy !req
130. That story you were telling, about some
mysterious creature or something or other...Copy !req
131. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
132. What happens if you're bitten?Copy !req
133. I can't say for sure until we catch
the creature, but I'm going to guess...Copy !req
134. ...death?Copy !req
135. No... why did it have to be this way?Copy !req
136. I still have a lot to live for...Copy !req
137. I haven't committed any crimes...Copy !req
138. I'm still young and lively...Copy !req
139. Lively?Copy !req
140. Oh, poor little me!Copy !req
141. Hey now, why are you
getting into this?Copy !req
142. August 6th. Skyday,Copy !req
143. Today, we will go look for the
spooky mysterious space creature.Copy !req
144. Lesson, lesson... if you
see a stranger, follow him!Copy !req
145. Are you here?Copy !req
146. Are you here, Mr. Spooky creature?Copy !req
147. Ed! Ein!Copy !req
148. Hey! This isn't hide-and-seek!Copy !req
149. Exploration, experimentation,
exclamation.Copy !req
150. Lights shine bright in the many towns.Copy !req
151. I will come back alive.
I trust you, Ed.Copy !req
152. Ein!Copy !req
153. Are ya in here?Copy !req
154. You're not in here?Copy !req
155. Answer me!Copy !req
156. Really...Copy !req
157. Ein, Ed... What happened?Copy !req
158. Ein!Copy !req
159. Hey, hang in there!Copy !req
160. Where's Ed?Copy !req
161. I can't believe it got you this easily.Copy !req
162. You're a dog!
Where're your natural instincts?!Copy !req
163. No choice...
Guess I'm going in!Copy !req
164. Cruising down Route 66.Copy !req
165. Approximate cruising
time left: 82 hours.Copy !req
166. From here, we will
enter full autopilot.Copy !req
167. After passing the gate, this ship
will automatically land on Mars.Copy !req
168. The route cannot be
changed after confirmation.Copy !req
169. Ed! You aren't here, are you? Hey!Copy !req
170. Did that thing get her, too?Copy !req
171. Don't surprise me!Copy !req
172. I've been waiting for ya!Copy !req
173. Excellent!Copy !req
174. Come on, you slime!Copy !req
175. Got 'im!Copy !req
176. This thing seems familiar...Copy !req
177. I guess I shoulda eaten that...Copy !req
178. Oh yeah, it should be in the fridge...Copy !req
179. That was when
I remembered everything.Copy !req
180. It was... oh, one year ago.Copy !req
181. When I had gotten ahold
of a real lobster...Copy !req
182. ...I hid it in the fridge
in this stockroom...Copy !req
183. ...just so nobody,
else would eat it.Copy !req
184. But I had forgotten about it, and
left it in there for a whole year...Copy !req
185. I wonder what it looks
like in there now...Copy !req
186. Shit!Copy !req
187. Dammit!Copy !req
188. You shouldn't leave
things in the fridge.Copy !req
189. That is the lesson.Copy !req
190. Sweet bean roll!Copy !req
191. Mmm... can't eat anymore...Copy !req
192. Aishiteta to nageku niwa...
Too much time has passed by...Copy !req
193. ...amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
...to lament that we were deeply in love.Copy !req
194. Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo...
The wind keeps blowing, while my heart...Copy !req
195. ...iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
...cannot heal all the tears in it.Copy !req
196. Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure
Someone, cry for me with parched eyes.Copy !req
197. The real folk blues.Copy !req
198. Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
I only want to know what true sadness is.Copy !req
199. Doro no kawa ni tsukatta...
Sitting in muddy water...Copy !req
200. ...jinsei mo waruku wa nai...
...isn't such a bad life...Copy !req
201. ...ichido kiri de owaru nara...
...if it ends after the first time...Copy !req
202. And so... they all passed away.Copy !req
203. Everyone, it was brief,
but thanks for your support.Copy !req
204. This was the last episode.Copy !req
205. I hope they rest in peace.Copy !req
206. Amen.Copy !req
207. And starting next episode,
we bring you "Cowgirl Ed"!Copy !req
208. I'm the main character!Copy !req
209. Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
210. What kinda selfish crap is that?!Copy !req
211. Next episode: Jupiter Jazz, Part 1.Copy !req
212. There really is another episode!Copy !req