1. And now back to the little
bus that could but wouldn't.Copy !req
2. Moo.Copy !req
3. Mom and Dad!Copy !req
4. You promised you'd watch me doCopy !req
5. my dance routine today.Copy !req
6. You promised, too, Chicken.Copy !req
7. Ah, jeez-louise, not again!Copy !req
8. Are you sure you're readyCopy !req
9. to perform for us, dear?Copy !req
10. You might want to
practice a little more.Copy !req
11. Yeah... yeah, practice.Copy !req
12. Oh, but I've been practicing and
practicing and practicing for years.Copy !req
13. If I'm not ready now,
I'll never be ready.Copy !req
14. Well, dear, sometimes
never being readyCopy !req
15. is the best kind of ready to be.Copy !req
16. Dad!Copy !req
17. Ohh!Copy !req
18. Now, isn't this a little
slice of cow pie?Copy !req
19. Settle, settle. There,
there, sweetie.Copy !req
20. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
21. We'll watch your dance.Copy !req
22. I'll get my music.Copy !req
23. Oh, everybody, sit down!Copy !req
24. "Everybody sit down. Practice,
practice, practice."Copy !req
25. Don't take my wrecking
ball, Mr. Repo man.Copy !req
26. Oh, please, please,
please, please!Copy !req
27. Oh, sorry, Mr. Slacksoff.Copy !req
28. Sorry won't cut it, man!Copy !req
29. If you take my wrecking ball,Copy !req
30. you take my livelihood.Copy !req
31. You missed 43 payments.Copy !req
32. You haven't paid your
bill in 4 years.Copy !req
33. And... What's your point?Copy !req
34. Please... come back!Copy !req
35. Wrecking is my life.Copy !req
36. How can I wreck a home
with no wrecking ball?Copy !req
37. Aah!Copy !req
38. Oh!Copy !req
39. Jeez! Face it, Cow, you're
a dancing disatrophe!Copy !req
40. Oh, you're right, Chicken.Copy !req
41. I'm a failure, and I'm
only 7 years old.Copy !req
42. Ohh!Copy !req
43. Anybody alive down there?Copy !req
44. Oh, sure. We're fine.Copy !req
45. We've been meaning to
remodel the place anyway.Copy !req
46. I could not help but notice
this fine cow's dancing.Copy !req
47. You brought the house down!Copy !req
48. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
49. Irving J. Slacksoff,
talent scout.Copy !req
50. It says here homewrecker.Copy !req
51. Homewrecking is my talent.Copy !req
52. Mr. Slacksoff?Copy !req
53. Yes, Cow?Copy !req
54. You're standing on my brother.Copy !req
55. Ew! I stepped in chicken!Copy !req
56. Have you ever considered
show business?Copy !req
57. I can use a talent
as hefty as yours.Copy !req
58. Oh, thank you, Mr. Slacksoff!Copy !req
59. Oh, thank you, thank
you, thank you!Copy !req
60. Well, I can see it now, Cow.Copy !req
61. You'll be famous.Copy !req
62. People will pay to
see you wreck—Copy !req
63. I mean, dance.Copy !req
64. I have a probiscus sense
of preboding about this.Copy !req
65. Come along, Chicken.Copy !req
66. We might miss Cow's
opening number.Copy !req
67. Yeah, as if.Copy !req
68. Oh, special seats up front
for the proud cow parents.Copy !req
69. Ooh!Copy !req
70. Moo!Copy !req
71. Where's my star?Copy !req
72. There you are, my
little cash cow.Copy !req
73. It's show time!Copy !req
74. Oh, this is my big break,
isn't it, Mr. Slacksoff?Copy !req
75. Yes. You're big, and
you'll break everything!Copy !req
76. Quiet. Quiet. Shh!Copy !req
77. Aah!Copy !req
78. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
79. Ooh!Copy !req
80. Moo.Copy !req
81. Psst! Get up, Cow.Copy !req
82. We've got a building
to knock down.Copy !req
83. All right, you! Keep your mitts
off of my sister's tail!Copy !req
84. Ow!Copy !req
85. Here. Hold this.Copy !req
86. Buh-bye, Chicken.
Don't be a stranger.Copy !req
87. Oh! You recovered, my little
dervish of demolition.Copy !req
88. Get out there and dance!Copy !req
89. And remember, you're
going out there a star,Copy !req
90. but you'll come back a nobody!Copy !req
91. Moo! Uh!Copy !req
92. Moo! Uh!Copy !req
93. Yike!Copy !req
94. Mama, I think Cow has talent.Copy !req
95. Oh! Is there a cure for that?Copy !req
96. Grandma, is that you?Copy !req
97. Is there a bladder
specialist in the house?Copy !req
98. What you doing, Chicken?Copy !req
99. I'm bee-flying. What
does it look like?Copy !req
100. Oh. Can I fly him?Copy !req
101. Only men can fly bees.Copy !req
102. Ow!Copy !req
103. Here's your dumb bee.Copy !req
104. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
105. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
106. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
107. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
108. Crazy.Copy !req
109. What the—Copy !req
110. No one asked me.Copy !req
111. Ahh... customer.Copy !req
112. These pansies are stinking!
I want my money back!Copy !req
113. Aah!Copy !req
114. I need fancy flowers
for selling.Copy !req
115. Mine stinky.Copy !req
116. I never thought I'd see the day that
an actual thistle would be on display.Copy !req
117. I know. I sell thistle.Copy !req
118. I.R. making money big!Copy !req
119. Yes?Copy !req
120. Can thistle come out for play?Copy !req
121. It's a little late for play
time, don't you think?Copy !req
122. Um... we play nighttime
game— flashlight tag.Copy !req
123. Ooh! Ooh! That's a fun game.Copy !req
124. Ooh! Thanks for you, sir!Copy !req
125. Wait!Copy !req
126. You'll need this.Copy !req
127. Have fun, kids!Copy !req
128. Pretty flower need
pretty planter.Copy !req
129. Aah!Copy !req
130. What'd I do?Copy !req
131. Last thistle in world I.R. kill!Copy !req
132. I sorry. I.R. have
plant emergency.Copy !req
133. Ohh! Don't leave I.R.!Copy !req
134. I.R. need you!Copy !req
135. Did you manhandle
this poor thistle?Copy !req
136. Don't you know that manhandlingCopy !req
137. is the leading cause of
death in the plant world?Copy !req
138. You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
139. I.R. ashame.Copy !req
140. The thistle needs an immediate
vein transplant to survive.Copy !req
141. We'll need a volunteer.Copy !req
142. I.R. volunteer.Copy !req
143. Fire one!Copy !req
144. Fire two!Copy !req
145. Fire 3!Copy !req
146. I'm astounded.Copy !req
147. I've conducted thousands
of vein transplants,Copy !req
148. and never have I witnessed
a baboon-thistle hybrid.Copy !req
149. Ahh... you—me marry?Copy !req
150. You—me marry.Copy !req
151. Ohh!Copy !req
152. Is marrying chapel nearby?Copy !req
153. I'm afraid I don't know.Copy !req
154. But...Copy !req
155. I'm also a supreme
court justice.Copy !req
156. No wilting me at altar, I.R.Copy !req
157. Do you, thistle,
take this baboonCopy !req
158. to be your lawfully
wedded baboon?Copy !req
159. I do!Copy !req
160. And do you, Baboon,
take this thistleCopy !req
161. to be your lawfully
wedded houseplant?Copy !req
162. You bet! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
163. You may kiss the thistle.Copy !req
164. The love between the thistle lady and I.R.
Baboon was fruitful.Copy !req
165. Today, thistle flowers
are no longer rare.Copy !req
166. They grow like flies
all around the world,Copy !req
167. even in your own backyard.Copy !req