Cow and Chicken 1x8

Directed by David Feiss • Robert Alvarez

Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow.

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1. I hear they is building a new indoor swimming pool.

2. They're just pulling the wool over our heinies!

3. They're really building a dungeon

4. for bad kids with too many detentions!

5. It's a conspiracy, I say! A clever ruse!

6. They're coming for us! Coming for us, I say!

7. A dungeon?

8. Wow! What a cool job!

9. I bet I could drive that thing.

10. Only if you have a class double-a operator's permit,

11. which is much harder to obtain than a light machinery permit

12. but necessary, as you will be operating

13. the Deere John 2000 planet pounder.

14. Y'all know that since your sister got her new glasses,

15. it's almost as if she's more smarter or something?

16. Can you help me with my homework?

17. Can you teach my frog to whistle?

18. Hey, Cow, can you show me

19. how to make stupid armpit sounds?

20. My friend Cow's a genius.

21. Must be those new glasses what make her so smart.

22. Man, wearing glasses

23. sure made your sister

24. intelligent all of a sudden.

25. Yeah, at least there's one ein-steen in the family, huh?

26. You know, I might be needing glasses, too.

27. You can't get glasses

28. unless the eye doctor says so.

29. You need a prescription.

30. Yeah? Then I'll get a subscription.

31. Well, you've come to Semore Butts, have you?

32. You've come to the right place.

33. Read 'em and weep.

34. Oh, let's see, um...

35. 100-yard Dash to the Bathroom, by Willie Makit,

36. illustrated by Betty Wont.

37. Rusty Bedsprings, by I.P. Freely.

38. That is a pretty weird chart, doc.

39. You let little kids read that?

40. Oh, ha ha. Tell you what.

41. Let's make it a little easier on you, feller.

42. Try this!

43. Uh, fourscore and a hundred years ago,

44. my dad bought me a fuzzy pickle

45. from the Slurp and Burp.

46. Hey, what do you think, Jack?

47. I think I need a new prescription.

48. I'm going to fit you with some glasses!

49. This won't hurt...

50. For very long.

51. Better?

52. Or worse?

53. Worse, worser, worsier, worsest!

54. Horrible! Aah!

55. Ooh! There you go.

56. Ok, four-eyes.

57. You're all set!

58. Our strongest prescription.

59. Man, I think I'm already

60. feeling myself get smart.

61. Thanks, Dr. Butts.

62. And that is why

63. they put the word "whiz" on the can.

64. What's a spleen?

65. Well, the spleen is the part of the body that—

66. the spleen are an aggressive alien race

67. from the gamma beta carotene star system

68. who plan to take over the earth.

69. Wow! Chicken's smart now.

70. Hey, Chicken, can you help me with my math?

71. Here you go, child.

72. Gee, thanks, Chicken.

73. Mmm...

74. Of course, it is a widely known fact

75. that the first man on the moon

76. was actually Poopy the Clown.

77. Although Poopy was not the first clown in space,

78. in clown circles, he is most revered.

79. How come you are wearing glasses, too?

80. You think they'll make you smarter?

81. They is making me smarter, dummy.

82. You are just jealous.

83. Now let me go, or I will tell everyone you milked the bed.

84. Doh.

85. Ahem... so anyways, the earth really is flat,

86. as well as the other 37 planets,

87. thus making our solar system

88. look like a giant coin collection.

89. Aah! That's it!

90. What is "it"?

91. Chicken can use his real high intelligence

92. to operate the big machine

93. and destroy the dungeon

94. before it's finished!

95. It's up to you to save us, Chicken!

96. Uh, well, I, uh...

97. Save us, Chicken.

98. Yeah, Chicken. You... um...

99. Save us?

100. Yeah, save us.

101. - Save us! - Save us!

102. Stop, brother!

103. You're going to get hurt!

104. Aah!

105. Come on, Chicken!

106. Save these kids from the evil school dungeon!

107. All right, this dungeon is toast.

108. Oops.

109. There goes the sandbox.

110. At least he didn't hit the...

111. basketball courts.

112. Oh, no! Chicken is heading for

113. the Rancho Tumores Nuclear Power Plant next to our school!

114. No! Moo!

115. Check it out!

116. Supercow has glasses just like cow does.

117. ¡Supercow al rescate!

118. Que te salvo, hermano.

119. Supercow?

120. Moo!

121. I'm afraid I'll have to give you detention

122. for this nuclear thing, Chicken.

123. Not only did you level the school,

124. you blew up the indoor swimming pool

125. we were building.

126. Thanks loads, Larry.

127. Dear Cow, I appreciate you

128. not telling Mom and Dad about that nuclear incident.

129. Oh... oh...

130. What are you doing, Cow?

131. Oh, Mom bought me these new fashion contact lenses

132. that go with my muzzle color.

133. Now I'll be really popular.

134. Yeah, I'm happy for you, Cow.

135. That does nothing for my popularity.

136. I know. I will get orthopedic shoes

137. and run for class president!

138. Or maybe braces! Yeah!

139. Or both!

140. "You must be this tall to ride."

141. Aw, dang! I'm too short!

142. Oh, this is great! Right, Chicken?

143. Yeah, great.

144. I'm having the time of my life!

145. I.M. Weasel!

146. I.M. Weasel.

147. I.M. Weasel.

148. I.M. Weasel!

149. This better not offend me.

150. Eww!

151. Boring, boring, boring.

152. Boring paramecium.

153. I.R. hate.

154. All same-looking.

155. Could train monkey for this job doing.

156. I'm afraid this is the worst case

157. of athlete's face I have ever seen.

158. Ha ha ha!

159. Why is always Weasel getting work for exotic cases?

160. Why not sometimes I.R. get to try finding curing?

161. Excuse me. The mold between your toes has inspired me.

162. Perfect.

163. Ah, gee, thanks!

164. Thanks a million, Dr. Weasel!

165. Oh, how can I ever repay you?

166. Uh! Oh!

167. Gee. Dang it. I'm sorry.

168. Gee, well, I hope you're not hurt.

169. Not to worry.

170. Now... people with athlete's face

171. have no control over their forehead feet.

172. Get some rest.

173. I'll be back in a few hours.

174. Don't fret. I will find a cure.

175. Oh, at last! Big chance I get.

176. Now I.R. finding curing.

177. Heh heh heh!

178. Celebrating.

179. Aah!

180. Holy mackerel!

181. What have you done, man?

182. I.R. make big science breakthrough,

183. find cure of athlete's face.

184. You call this a cure?

185. Cure have unexpected side effect.

186. Quick. Give me that flit.

187. You just want to steal formula of I.R. Baboon.

188. This cure makes mankind more better.

189. It helping people. Look!

190. Already patient surrounded by loving friends.

191. Ah!

192. I bringing new discovery to world!

193. I.R. Baboon!

194. No! This is insanity!

195. Aye!

196. Why cry are you?

197. I need construction workers to help me

198. finish this skyscraper,

199. but no one will work for me.

200. Why no one work for you?

201. Because I'm a jerk.

202. I.R. help you.

203. This is supposed to help me?

204. Holding your horses.

205. See, now you have many jerks for finishing your building.

206. That did it.

207. Don't worry. I'm a doctor.

208. Say "ah..."

209. Ah...

210. Hmm...

211. Well, at least it's a homo sapien,

212. and that's a good start.

213. I—I still feel kind of weird, Mr. Weasel.

214. Ah...

215. Oh, you have look of depression.

216. Why, that's very perceptive of you.

217. I am feeling a little low.

218. Why that?

219. Well, I'm lonely. I have no friends.

220. I fix!

221. Oh, great. Now I'll be the life of the party.

222. Now you are party. See?

223. Never be lonely again.

224. All right, gentlemen,

225. stay where you are.

226. Well, at least I've made some progress.

227. I think—i think I'm going to hurl.

228. Ah...

229. What's the matter to you, little girl?

230. No one will play basketball with me.

231. They say it's because...

232. I'm a girl!

233. I sorry.

234. You mean you'll play with me?

235. No. You play with youse.

236. Play ball!

237. Look what that bad man did to me!

238. "Bad man"?

239. Stop.

240. I have found the antidote.

241. It is a little-known property in generic lime gelatin.

242. Please, allow me to spray you all. All set?

243. Uh!

244. Wow! Yay! Hurray!

245. Awesome, Weasel! You're the man!

246. You are great! Awesome, Weasel!

247. Pttttt!

248. Nobody like me now.

249. I not have friend in world.

250. Yee! Yee! Yee...

251. Heh heh heh!