1. Mama had a chicken.Copy !req
2. Mama had a cow.Copy !req
3. Dad was proud.Copy !req
4. He didn't care how.Copy !req
5. Cow.Copy !req
6. Chicken.Copy !req
7. Cow and chicken.Copy !req
8. OK, Clash.Copy !req
9. Beat it!Copy !req
10. Hey, chicken.Copy !req
11. Wait up.Copy !req
12. You want to come on over to my house after
school and go sledding off the roof?Copy !req
13. Hello, drool buckets.Copy !req
14. Hi, Butch.Copy !req
15. Were you two going somewheres?Copy !req
16. No.Copy !req
17. No, Butch.Copy !req
18. We weren't going nowheres.Copy !req
19. That's great.Copy !req
20. I was hoping you two scads could hang
around for a while.Copy !req
21. I.Copy !req
22. wonder what we did to upset Butch this
time.Copy !req
23. Whatever all it was, it must have been
pretty bad.Copy !req
24. He usually only raises us up a half-mast.Copy !req
25. How's it hanging, ladies?Copy !req
26. I'll take over from here.Copy !req
27. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
28. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Yeah?Copy !req
30. Yeah.Copy !req
31. Yeah!Copy !req
32. Yeah!Copy !req
33. Yeah!Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. Yeah!Copy !req
36. Move it or else.Copy !req
37. Or else what?Copy !req
38. Humph!Copy !req
39. Hey, chuckles.Copy !req
40. Don't you think the old snow in the face
move is a little old?Copy !req
41. My grandma taught me that when I was still
in diapers.Copy !req
42. Yeah, that was the smart move.Copy !req
43. Manure breathing?Copy !req
44. Then tell you, sister!Copy !req
45. I'm from Scots to...Copy !req
46. Right out of your head!Copy !req
47. Hey!Copy !req
48. Randy!Copy !req
49. It's my locker now.Copy !req
50. Yours is over there.Copy !req
51. Looks like someone finally came along and
put Butch in his place.Copy !req
52. Oh, I think it's kind of sad.Copy !req
53. Don't forget, Butch has been your bully
since kindergarten.Copy !req
54. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
55. Y'all know where you're staying with
Butch.Copy !req
56. You the wimp, he the bully.Copy !req
57. Yeah, and Butch always came up with such
original bullying technicues.Copy !req
58. Remember that time up in Dead Man's Bluff?Copy !req
59. Why do I... Well, ladies,
it's all downhill from here.Copy !req
60. Bon voyage!Copy !req
61. My bottle was swollen for two minutes.Copy !req
62. Two weeks?Copy !req
63. Mine, too.Copy !req
64. It's just not the same, is it?Copy !req
65. Yeah, Jimmy don't have that je ne sais
quoi of bullying like Butch does.Copy !req
66. Hey, Scarsdale!Copy !req
67. Huh?Copy !req
68. Can't you come up with anything more
original than nose-twisting?Copy !req
69. I'm coming in.Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. I'm sorry.Copy !req
72. I can't understand you.Copy !req
73. You got a banana in your mouth.Copy !req
74. This is terrible.Copy !req
75. How can you two just sit there and watch
this happen to poor Butch?Copy !req
76. Cal's right, Flim.Copy !req
77. Butch may be a bully, but he's our bully.Copy !req
78. And we gotta help him.Copy !req
79. Come on!Copy !req
80. Let's go.Copy !req
81. How come you're on top, Cal?Copy !req
82. Cause I'm the tallest.Copy !req
83. Wait till Butch hears about this.Copy !req
84. Hey, Mr. Woman.Copy !req
85. I've been thinking about what you said
yesterday.Copy !req
86. And I decided you ought to talk a lot
less.Copy !req
87. Are you gonna rip the molars out of my
head?Copy !req
88. Open your pie hole and...Copy !req
89. This looks like payback time.Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
92. Let that be a lesson to the two of you!Copy !req
93. Being a bully is bad.Copy !req
94. And... Oh, oh, my gosh!Copy !req
95. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
96. Come on!Copy !req
97. Oh!Copy !req
98. Oh!Copy !req
99. How can you two just sit there Come on!Copy !req
100. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
101. All right, now I got it.Copy !req
102. I guess that leaves me as the new bully.Copy !req
103. What?Copy !req
104. What?Copy !req
105. And...Copy !req
106. Oh, it's me.Copy !req
107. I just decided that things are going a bit
too smoothly.Copy !req
108. And I'm gonna mess it up!Copy !req
109. And it'll only cost a quarter!Copy !req
110. That's it?Copy !req
111. This stupid change machine?Copy !req
112. I put two dimes and a nickel, and it gives
me one quarter!Copy !req
113. What a jip!Copy !req
114. Can we play this one?Copy !req
115. No, that's for babies.Copy !req
116. Ooh, blisters the mouse dolls.Copy !req
117. Can we get one of these?Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. Time Rover.Copy !req
120. Anywhere in history for three minutes.Copy !req
121. Only 25 cents.Copy !req
122. Cool.Copy !req
123. Time Rover.Copy !req
124. Hmm.Copy !req
125. Yeah.Copy !req
126. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
127. Oh.Copy !req
128. Great.Copy !req
129. You probably broke it now.Copy !req
130. Seat belts?Copy !req
131. Check.Copy !req
132. Helmets?Copy !req
133. Check.Copy !req
134. Ignition?Copy !req
135. Check.Copy !req
136. Ah!Copy !req
137. Sheesh.Copy !req
138. Well, that was close.Copy !req
139. We was nearly eaten alive.Copy !req
140. Oh.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. I don't see nothing.Copy !req
143. Hello.Copy !req
144. Oh, so glad you could come.Copy !req
145. Where are we?Copy !req
146. Oh, this is where it all began.Copy !req
147. The primordial soup!Copy !req
148. Ah!Copy !req
149. Ooh.Copy !req
150. Ooh.Copy !req
151. Ooh.Copy !req
152. All of history crawled out of this
bubbling cauldron.Copy !req
153. Ooh, don't get too close, chicken.Copy !req
154. Watch your step!Copy !req
155. Anything that falls in there will change
all of history as we know it.Copy !req
156. Oh.Copy !req
157. So, uh, like, if I was to Chuck my chewing
gum into this, uh, primordial soup... Ah!Copy !req
158. it would change history?Copy !req
159. Oh!Copy !req
160. That's right.Copy !req
161. And there's no telling what might happen.Copy !req
162. If I were to drop this in the primordial
soup.Copy !req
163. Ah!Copy !req
164. Oh, just think of the havoc this little
sucker will play on history.Copy !req
165. Watch out, chicken!Copy !req
166. Ah!Copy !req
167. Oh, a quarter!Copy !req
168. Even better.Copy !req
169. Ah!Copy !req
170. Ooh.Copy !req
171. It's going to go back without us.Copy !req
172. Goodbye.Copy !req
173. Bon voyage.Copy !req
174. And don't forget to change your underwear!Copy !req
175. Oh!Copy !req
176. Helmets.Copy !req
177. Thank you.Copy !req
178. Safety boots.Copy !req
179. Phew.Copy !req
180. Huh?Copy !req
181. Oh.Copy !req
182. Huh?Copy !req
183. Oh!Copy !req
184. Oh!Copy !req
185. Oh!Copy !req
186. Oh!Copy !req
187. Oh!Copy !req
188. Oh!Copy !req
189. Oh!Copy !req
190. Oh!Copy !req
191. Oh, everyone's a quarter-head!Copy !req
192. Oh, we've got to go back
in time to just before I dropCopy !req
193. that quarter into the
primordial soup and stop myself.Copy !req
194. Mmmmm.Copy !req
195. Ooh, just think of the havoc this little
sucker will play on history.Copy !req
196. Ah!Copy !req
197. Ah!Copy !req
198. Ah!Copy !req
199. Ooh!Copy !req
200. Ah!Copy !req
201. I just can't wait to check out utterhead
people in the future.Copy !req
202. Shhh!Copy !req
203. Hey!Copy !req
204. Help!Copy !req
205. Help!Copy !req
206. Aw!Copy !req
207. I must save myself!Copy !req
208. But what can I do?Copy !req
209. I know.Copy !req
210. Ah!Copy !req
211. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
212. Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah!Copy !req
213. Huh?Copy !req
214. Super Cow!Copy !req
215. All rescatte!Copy !req
216. Tomo!Copy !req
217. Oh!Copy !req
218. Oh, thank you, Super Cow!Copy !req
219. Oh!Copy !req
220. What happened?Copy !req
221. Hola, malo más que malo!Copy !req
222. Yah!Copy !req
223. Super Cow!Copy !req
224. Numero dos!Copy !req
225. All rescatte!Copy !req
226. Go Super Cows!Copy !req
227. Yah!Copy !req
228. Tomo!Copy !req
229. Tomo!Copy !req
230. Tomo!Copy !req
231. Y toma otro!Copy !req
232. Y tropa!Copy !req
233. Oh!Copy !req
234. I think I'm seeing... the ball.Copy !req
235. Play cool, Super Cows!Copy !req
236. Viva Super Cows!Copy !req
237. La machina de tiempo!Copy !req
238. Corre!Copy !req
239. Corre!Copy !req
240. Corre!Copy !req
241. Corre!Copy !req
242. Hey,Copy !req
243. thanks again for saving my butt back in
the pack.Copy !req
244. Yes, with that naked guy and that whole
primordial soup thing.Copy !req
245. Oh, no sweat.Copy !req
246. I wonder what that soup tasted like.Copy !req
247. Ooh, it looked disgusting to me.Copy !req
248. Me too.Copy !req
249. Hey, Mom!Copy !req
250. I ate all the cereal!Copy !req
251. There's nothing left for me!Copy !req
252. It wasn't me!Copy !req
253. It was me!Copy !req
254. I ate all the cereal!Copy !req
255. Did not!Copy !req
256. Did too!Copy !req
257. Not!Copy !req
258. Did too!Copy !req
259. Did too!Copy !req
260. Look, Dad!Copy !req
261. Our children is twins!Copy !req
262. Well, that just beats all.Copy !req
263. And...Copy !req
264. Hello!Copy !req
265. Anyways, we don't have no trampoline.Copy !req
266. Idiot!Copy !req
267. Yes, huh?Copy !req
268. Wow, this is great, Cow!Copy !req
269. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
270. Hey, come back here and fight like a man,
Cow!Copy !req
271. You don't need pants for the victory
dance.Copy !req
272. Cause Baboon's better than Weasel.Copy !req
273. I.R.Copy !req
274. Baboon makes Star Cartoon.Copy !req
275. I am Weasel!Copy !req
276. I.R.Copy !req
277. Baboon reigns king in his mind.Copy !req
278. He's just as good as a weaselly con.Copy !req
279. But round every corner he's
likely to find... I am Weasel!Copy !req
280. I am Weasel!Copy !req
281. I am Weasel!Copy !req
282. Ping-pong at sea.Copy !req
283. Arr, Matey!Copy !req
284. Hot... tooey!Copy !req
285. Joe Morocco slams the ball
and Gibby Garbabi returns theCopy !req
286. serve like the expert ping
- pong champion that he is.Copy !req
287. You're watching Globe of
Sports, pay-per-view ping-pongCopy !req
288. tournament coming to you
direct from Wolverine Lake.Copy !req
289. Sponsored by Liquid Bread.Copy !req
290. When you're half-dead and you
need to be fed... Liquid Bread.Copy !req
291. The score is tied in this pay-per-view
exclusive.Copy !req
292. The proceeds for this charity event will
benefit the Rogue Women's Naval Auxiliary.Copy !req
293. The money will help buy these old lady
sailors new eye patches and peg legs.Copy !req
294. A very good cause indeed.Copy !req
295. Joe Morocco is getting aggressive.Copy !req
296. He's hammering Garbabi.Copy !req
297. Morocco attacks.Copy !req
298. Morocco scores!Copy !req
299. Bad move you make.Copy !req
300. Open eyes, idiot!Copy !req
301. I better than they.Copy !req
302. All I are need.Copy !req
303. Is chance.Copy !req
304. Beat both player with single hands.Copy !req
305. Gibby Garbabi serves.Copy !req
306. Oh, the humanity of it all.Copy !req
307. This is terrible.Copy !req
308. Gibby Garbabi is down.Copy !req
309. This is the worst ping-pong accident I've
ever seen.Copy !req
310. In all my days of ping-pong sportscasting.Copy !req
311. Garg!Copy !req
312. What am I to do?Copy !req
313. Without another player, here our
fundraiser goes straight into the drink.Copy !req
314. We need a replacement.Copy !req
315. Help!Copy !req
316. Replacement!Copy !req
317. Replacement?Copy !req
318. I are must be replacement.Copy !req
319. Me, me, me!Copy !req
320. I are ping-pong star!Copy !req
321. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
322. But I'm a ping-pong professional.Copy !req
323. Well, get on over here, Mr. Weasel.Copy !req
324. Thanks for that hip replacement surgery
you gave me.Copy !req
325. You're a peach.Copy !req
326. Why should take Weasel for ping-pong?Copy !req
327. Pirate lady should take I, a baboon.Copy !req
328. I win game, not Weasel.Copy !req
329. Ah, this is the life.Copy !req
330. Me?Copy !req
331. I won a free trip to Fiji?Copy !req
332. I've never won anything in my whole life.Copy !req
333. Oh, wow, this is exciting.Copy !req
334. You know, my mother won a goldfish in a
bag at the state fair once.Copy !req
335. Oh, this is really when I was four years
older with you.Copy !req
336. Oh,Copy !req
337. my God, you know?Copy !req
338. what have you got to do with that?Copy !req
339. you want to be a good father, you want to
be a good mother...Copy !req
340. It's not about being a good father.Copy !req
341. A nice job.Copy !req
342. You're a wonderful mother.Copy !req
343. And?Copy !req
344. I are best at ping-a-pong.Copy !req
345. I are score!Copy !req
346. I are score!Copy !req
347. Great serve, Morocco.Copy !req
348. Point goes to Weasel!Copy !req
349. Weasel scores again!Copy !req
350. And again!Copy !req
351. And again!Copy !req
352. And again!Copy !req
353. You cheat, I cheat.Copy !req
354. Eee!Copy !req
355. Two paddle.Copy !req
356. Point goes to...Copy !req
357. Could I get your autograph, Mr. Weasel?Copy !req
358. Why, certainly.Copy !req
359. Oy!Copy !req
360. Oy!Copy !req
361. Time out!Copy !req
362. Must win!Copy !req
363. But how beat Weasel?Copy !req
364. Knock-knock.Copy !req
365. Occupado?Copy !req
366. Nampier for now.Copy !req
367. Weasel, one of a
man-knee-egg-sucker... egg-sucker!Copy !req
368. That's it!Copy !req
369. I-a make Weasel suck egg!Copy !req
370. And I-a win!Copy !req
371. Stop being a jerk and serve the ball,
moron-o!Copy !req
372. Why not Weasel suck egg?Copy !req
373. You supposed to be egg-sucker.Copy !req
374. My parents used to suck eggs.Copy !req
375. I guess it's just human nature to rebel
against the folks.Copy !req
376. Don't you agree?Copy !req
377. I couldn't say.Copy !req
378. All I know is that man is disqualified!Copy !req
379. I disqualified?Copy !req
380. We only allow regulation ping-pong balls
made from great fat ping-pongs!Copy !req
381. Take him below, girls!Copy !req
382. And bring a couple of ping-pong paddles
with ya!Copy !req
383. Mercy!Copy !req
384. Have mercy for I-a!Copy !req
385. You're a mighty one, Weasel!Copy !req
386. Thank ya!Copy !req
387. You can be my cabin boy.Copy !req
388. You can be my cabin boy!Copy !req
389. Weasel.Copy !req
390. You can be my cabin boy!Copy !req
391. You can be my cabin boy!Copy !req
392. LOADED.Copy !req
393. And now, we're back...
a -a-a-a-a-a-argh!Copy !req
394. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req